Morph Club: An Animorphs Podcast!

Megan & Carey


Two friends revisit the Animorphs! Join us while we laugh and cry about sad morphing teens and the horrible aliens who hate them.

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MorphClub Episode 72: Wrap-up!

1:31:35 | Sep 4th, 2018

It's the wrap-up episode! We build a full-on red string bulletin board map of Crayak & Ellimist plots, answer your questions, talk about some wonderful fanfics (, and touch on what we have planned next. And of course, we circle bac...Show More

morph club note!

01:31 | Aug 21st, 2018

long story short: tune in on september 2! Intro music is "All of Us"(…04_-_all_of_us) by Eric Skiff(, available under CC BY 3.0. (

MorphClub - episode 71 - book54: The Beginning

1:54:13 | Aug 7th, 2018

Megan and Carey read THE LAST BOOK!!! buckle your seatbelts because this book spans like 4 years and will make you feel every emotion. And also manages to fit in multiple references to the cinnabon franchise. HOW IS THIS THE END ALREADY but also THES...Show More


1:21:38 | Jul 24th, 2018

Megan & Carey read the penultimate Animorphs book: Book 53: The Answer! Listen in real time as we, like these woefully unprepared teens, are ground into nothing before the unrelenting march of war. Did that make sense? I'm really not sure because thi...Show More

MorphClub episode 69 - book 52: Then Sacrifice

1:11:43 | Jul 10th, 2018

Megan and Carey get their souls crushed(again)when they read Animorphs 52: The Sacrifice! Ax is all grown up and everyone is suffering! The end is coming for us and it's a rough time! At least we get one last gorilla-in-a-car moment, I guess. Intro ...Show More

MorphClub - Episode 68 - book 51: The Absolute

49:20 | Jun 26th, 2018

Megan and Carey read Book 51: The Absolute! This book is... kind of a fun romp, honestly? We meet the governor of California! The Animorphs fall in love with her (and so do we). Ax is in truly fine form. Tobias shows off his flying (and... driving....Show More

MorphClub - ep67 - book 50: The Ultimate

1:12:23 | Jun 12th, 2018

Megan and Carey experience Animorphs 50: The Ultimate. That meddling blue cube comes back again! The Animorphs kind of get a win but it still feels soul-crushing?? Everyone is having a bad time. Can't express how much. Also: this is the book that in...Show More

MorphClub- Episode 66- Book 49: The Diversion

1:31:17 | May 29th, 2018

Megan & Carey read book 49: The Diversion! This is a good one! We recommend reading it. And buckling up, because things are moving very quickly to a point of no return.... and then blazing right past it. No turning back now! Tobias and Rachel have...Show More

MorphClub - episode 65 - the final TV block!

44:28 | May 15th, 2018

We finally did it! Megan and Carey watched the last episodes of the Animorphs TV show! We stumble through the last hurrah for the television versions of our fave animorph teens: a school dance! mall search party! some nerd kid's alien movie! a brainw...Show More

MorphClub - Episode 64: book 48: The Return

1:00:40 | May 1st, 2018

Megan & Carey read book 48: The Return! In which: Rats are irresponsible financiers. Teens are foolishly trusting. Wartime challenges are considered. Morals are grappled with. So are horrible controllers, because Rachel and Visser 1 have an all-out...Show More

MorphClub - episode 63 - Ellimist Chronicles

1:46:19 | Apr 17th, 2018

Brace your pods, Megan and Carey read the Ellimist Chronicles with Hanni Brosh! (@saffronscarf) Honestly, who foresaw that the Ellimist's backstory was being a bird person who lived on a hovering crystal and plays endless games of Spore? But now that...Show More

MorphClub - Episode 62- Book 47: The Resistance

1:01:49 | Apr 3rd, 2018

Megan & Carey read Animorphs 47: The Resistance! Jake sure does have a great-great-grunkle who fought in the Union army in the civil war, huh. He sure does read a journal all about it interspersed with the present-day action in this book, huh. We ta...Show More

MorphClub- episode 61 - book46: The Deception

1:12:07 | Mar 20th, 2018

Carey & Megan read Animorphs 46: The Deception! Remember when Ax discovered the magic of flavors? Remember teaching him how to act like a regular teen? Those days are super gone and our alien friend is making horrible decisions that make nobody happ...Show More

MorphClub - Episode 60- Special TV Special! eps 23 & 24

1:03:01 | Mar 6th, 2018

Megan and Carey watched episodes 23 & 24 of the Animorphs TV show! It's the penultimate batch of tv episodes!! Can you believe it!! Breakout stars include: Ax's big TV-original-mall-sitcom debut; Visser 3's brief but deeply appreciated appearance; ...Show More

MorphClub - episode 59 - book 45: The Revelation

1:22:01 | Feb 20th, 2018

It's the beginning of the end and Marco has a very terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Join us as we talk about Animorphs #45: The Revelation. We recommend checking this book out before listening, it's worth wading through a bunch of filler fo...Show More

MorphClub- Episode 58 - Book 44: The Unexpected

49:17 | Feb 6th, 2018

Megan & Carey read book 44: The Unexpected! Which it certainly WAS. We allowed ourselves to hope, for one brief moment, that Cassie going to Australia might be part of some kind of... relaxation break. Perhaps one of your human "Vacations." Tragica...Show More

MorphClub-episode 57-book43: The Test

1:06:44 | Jan 23rd, 2018

We knew from the image of the Taxxon on the cover that this book would be rough, but we weren't really ready for....this. Megan & Carey survive The Test, wherein Tobias and friends are having a REALLY bad time. Like, seriously, a traumatized-by-war l...Show More

MorphClub - Episode 56 - Book 42: The Hidden

50:50 | Jan 9th, 2018

Megan and Carey read book 42: The Journey! The Helmacrons are back... and they're ready to PARTY*! *Invade Marco's nose. That's it. That's all I got. You wanna know what this book is about? It's about the kids gettin real small and having to foll...Show More

MorphClub - special bonus episode

07:32 | Dec 26th, 2017

There won't be any new episodes until January 9th, but here's a little afternoon snack of an episode to tide you over while we all collectively hibernate for a couple weeks. Enjoy a snippet of ooooooold audio from before we (sort of) knew what we wer...Show More

MorphClub - episode 55 - book 41

1:31:02 | Dec 12th, 2017

Megan and Carey read about Big Jake getting Big-ed in Animorphs 41! With special guest Dante Shephard! ( and @danteshepherd on twitter) We have hit one of the most nonsensical books so please join us try to make sense of things ...Show More

MorphClub- episode 54: Megamorphs 4

1:14:53 | Nov 28th, 2017

We read Megamorphs #4 with special guest star Gale Galligan (;! This is a good one, folks. I mean: obviously every episode of Morph Club is a good episode, and guest star eps especially so, but in t...Show More

MorphClub - episode 53 - ALTERNAMORPHS 2

1:33:08 | Nov 14th, 2017

Plop & Elbow are back and ready to face a new Alternamorph challenge! Will they finally get to pizza planet?? Will they survive dinosaurs and howlers? What twists and turns await them and us the listener? Listen to us choose our way out of this adven...Show More

MorphClub - Episode 52 - Special TV special! eps 20-22! plus cover exhibit!

44:47 | Nov 3rd, 2017

Thanks for your patience!! Morph Club episode 52 is HERE and so are our thoughts on the ~rad animorphs covers exhibit~ with our friend Gale... as well as... our thoughts on... another batch of TV episodes. Proportionally, we watched like 90 minutes...Show More


1:10:03 | Oct 17th, 2017

You see the cover of Animorphs book 40 and you think, oh no, being a bee will be so terrible. Have we learned nothing from morphing ants and termites???? But in reality there's about 3 pages of bee antics and then 120 of tragic andalites. Do you wan...Show More

MorphClub - episode 50 - Book 39: The Hidden

50:01 | Oct 3rd, 2017

Megan and Carey read Animorphs # 39: The Hidden! Hey. Heyyyy. Hey. You know how animorphs is like, heavy on the body horror, as a series, in general? Friends, we're here to say: this has some of the worst of it yet. It's very effectively chilling an...Show More

MorphClub - episode 49 - book 38: The Arrival

2:14:49 | Sep 20th, 2017

We got to the girl andalite book!!! Is there anything more relatable than one of her first """missions""" on earth just consisting of slamming a bunch of jelly beans and flipping out at the mall? You gotta taste those mouth pleasures while you can be...Show More

Morph Club- Episode 48- Book 37: The Weakness

57:20 | Sep 5th, 2017

Megan and Carey read Animorphs #37, The Weakness! Listen. This book, was, maybe, not, the FINEST quality. It was maybe a bit of a rehash. And not like, a tasty sweet potato and fried egg hash. Like, a hash of heavy-handed cobbled-together bits that...Show More

MorphClub-episode 47-book 36: The Mutation

57:03 | Aug 22nd, 2017

We read Animorphs #36, The Mutation! Things are not great for Jake. Or for those random orcas that follow the gang on the mission of the week. Also going bad: Life as an underwater mutant. And as a hork-bajir. At least things are looking up for Viss...Show More

MorphClub- Episode 46: Special TV Special! eps 16-19

1:24:19 | Aug 8th, 2017

Language warning: we know some of you listen with younger folks, so heads up, there's some cussin' in this one! Megan and Carey watched episodes 16-19 of the Animorphs TV show! Welcome to our fourth Special TV Special with Special Guest Alison Wilgu...Show More

Morph Club - episode 45: Visser

1:45:23 | Jul 25th, 2017

Megan and Carey both read Visser for the first time(!) Do you want a story that combines beach volleyball, courtroom drama, psychological trauma, war, forming a cult and 80's Hollywood? Welcome to Visser! We dive in to the book that has a holograph...Show More

MorphClub - episode 44- book 35: The Proposal

1:08:16 | Jul 11th, 2017

Megan and Carey read book 35: The Proposal! Join us on this journey of celebrity guest stars both actual and fictional, Marco's Serious Troubles, Marco's Like, Multiple Farces, Cassie & Jake's complementary parenting styles, Ax's background stardom,...Show More

MorphClub - episode 43 - book 34: The Prophecy

1:11:49 | Jun 27th, 2017

Megan and Carey puzzle out what the prophecy in book 34 The Prophecy is?? Join us in our metaphorical audio clubhouse where we talk about: Chee imposter requests, holding your friends in your mouth, mystical space magic, Aldrea not appreciating Cassi...Show More

MorphClub - episode 42 - Book 33: The Illusion

1:23:34 | Jun 13th, 2017

Megan and Carey read Book 33: The One Where Tobias Is (no joke) Literally Tortured. There's some very sweet and good stuff in this book, but the middle third of it is Very Rough, so: heads up. THAT SAID, join us for: a beautiful school dance; a goo...Show More

MorphClub - episode 41 - book 32: The Separation

1:01:33 | May 30th, 2017

Cary & Megan finally got to the Animorphs #32: the starfish book! We have a great time while Nice Rachel (and Mean Rachel) has a Bad Time. Grab your evil twin and join us as we discuss: a detour about vintage animorphs newsletters, a very subtle hom...Show More

MorphClub - status update!

00:44 | May 23rd, 2017

Hey all! just a quick message to let you all know the next ep will actually be next week! Carey's been having some computer issues, so she needed a little time to resolve them. We'll be back on 5/30!

MorphClub - episode 40 - book 31: The Conspiracy

1:09:36 | May 9th, 2017

Megan and Carey read book 31: the Conspiracy! Join us for the saddest but also weirdest cabin weekend trip, a gorilla punching cars, tips from us for making The Sharing more cool, more World War II references that you would expect, and confirmaton th...Show More

MorphClub - episode 39 - book 30: The Reunion

1:20:33 | Apr 25th, 2017

We read book 30: The Reunion and mostly we want to know: why must everything be so bad for Marco. Would it be so terrible for these kids to have a nice time. Just once? Just once. Can't he just skip school to watch a movie in peace. Does Visser 1 HA...Show More

MorphClub - Episode 38 : Megamorphs #3

1:28:06 | Apr 11th, 2017

Megan and Carey talk about the largely deeply unsettling Megamorphs #3 with special guest Kristin Kemper( ;;! Our chat with Kristin starts about 30 minutes in, if you’d like to skip ahea...Show More

MorphClub - episode 37: Alternamorphs 1

1:37:08 | Mar 28th, 2017

Megan and Carey chose their own adventure in Alternamorphs: The First Journey! And what an adventure they chose. There are many questions you may find yourself asking. For example: how many times will we die? Do we get any good morphs? How does this ...Show More

MorphClub - Episode 36- Book 29: The Sickness

1:12:29 | Mar 14th, 2017

Megan and Carey read Animorphs book #36 ! A cruel and uncaring god has dumped us into Emotional Roller Coaster Tycoon and removed all the exits to the park. Please send help. Or if you're stuck here with us, buckle up and enjoy: a beautiful school d...Show More

MorphClub - episode 35 - book 28: The Experiment

1:11:02 | Feb 28th, 2017

Megan and Carey read Animorphs book #35 with guest Sara Goetter (@sgoetter) Together we experience an Animorphs book that, much like A Tale of Two Cities, forces us to experience both the best of times and the worst of times. We not only bask in the ...Show More

MorphClub - episode 34- Book 27: The Exposed

1:03:32 | Feb 14th, 2017

Megan & Carey take a deep dive into Book 27! Join us for chat about: whales, whales, whales; Rachel & Cassie's genuinely sweet background friendship; TT (just like TT); drastic tone shifts; Rachel & Tobias's competing squid research; bird boyfriend d...Show More

MorphClub - episode 33 - book 26: The Attack

1:22:57 | Jan 31st, 2017

Megan and Carey take a Ellimist feild trip to a duplo block alien planet with special guest Zack Morrison! ( and @paranaturalzack on twitter) We discuss: The Lion King?! Multidimensional beings playing chess with living beings,...Show More

MorphClub - Episode 32: Special TV Special! eps 9-11

1:07:56 | Jan 17th, 2017

Megan & Carey watched episodes 9-11 of the Animorphs TV show, so it's time for our third Special TV Special! Don't you miss those special summer days we spent at our favorite internet cafe slash arcade slash insecure phone booth slash number one dog ...Show More

MorphClub - Episode 31 - Book 25: The Extreme

1:04:46 | Jan 3rd, 2017

a groggy megan and carey dive into the first ghostwritten Animorphs book, #25: the extreme! In this book it's so cold! so cold! also discussed: shark-head aliens? Marco's failed date, Visser 3's decorating tastes, butt scratching, baby seals and Splo...Show More

MorphClub - Episode 30- Book 24: The Suspicion

59:04 | Dec 20th, 2016

Megan and Carey read Animorphs book 24, The Suspicion! Get ready for this wonderfully weird Nonsense Romp, featuring: Tiny Aliens... Big Adventures!!!; just how small are Helmacrons, really; Rachel's batting cage hour; a rad alien matriarchy; figur...Show More

MorphClub - Episode 29 - Book 23: The Pretender

1:31:32 | Dec 6th, 2016

Megan and Carey read Animorphs book 23, The Pretender! Check yourself into one of a popular hotel chain's fine rooms and probably also get ready to cry with us as we discuss: Tobias's terrible (and also kinda good?) birthday, hawk and rabbit metapho...Show More

MorphClub - episode 28 - The Hork-Bajir Chronicles

1:32:04 | Nov 22nd, 2016

Megan and Carey read the Hork-Bajir Chronicles with special guest Natalie Riess! (@snarlbear, Turns out the Hork-Bajir's last stand against the yeerks is not a fun time?? Lots of war crimes?? but: Alien kisses (but less alien kisse...Show More

MorphClub - Episode 27- Book 22- The Solution

1:42:27 | Nov 8th, 2016

Megan and Carey read Animorphs book 22: The Solution! We talk about: the worst mall trip ever, how bad David is at identifying animals, a horrible lunchroom confrontation, the perils of not sleeping, Rachel's identity crisis, a brief good cousin hug,...Show More

MorphClub - Episode 26 - Book 21: The Threat

1:45:38 | Oct 25th, 2016

Megan and Carey read Animorphs book 21: The Threat, with guest Coleman Engle! (@Coleman_Engle on twitter and instagram, Join us for David continuing to be a bad kid, ray-ban ray guns, Visser 3 planning a party, drawn-...Show More

MorphClub - Episode 25: Special TV Special! eps 6-8

1:21:27 | Oct 11th, 2016

Megan & Carey watched the episodes 6-8 of the Animorphs TV show! Welcome to our second Special Animorphs TV Show Special! Plug in your zipdiscs and get cozy, cause it's time for: truly stellar animal puppet work, mystery flashlights, An Actual Lion, ...Show More

MorphClub - episode 24 - book 20: The Discovery

1:14:23 | Sep 27th, 2016

Megan and Carey finally begin the infamous David arc! Join us in Kisser three's limo where we discuss: David's suspicious pet names, androids eating fast food, too much chaos in one bedroom, weak andalite arms, many MANY red flags, a cliffhanger and ...Show More

MorphClub- Episode 23 - Book 19: The Departure

1:27:30 | Sep 13th, 2016

Megan & Carey read Animorphs book 19, The Departure! This one's a pretty bleak story about the nuanced morality of an intergalactic space war, but it's also about how much Cassie is super into the Amazing Forgettible Leopard. Also featuring: nobody k...Show More

MorphClub - episode 22: Megamorphs #2

1:33:11 | Aug 30th, 2016

Join Megan & Carey and special guest Jackson Pietsch in The Time of The Dinosaurs (well, the Cretaceous period, specifically)for a discussion of Megamorphs #2! Some dino dangers include: ominous comets, giant footprints, a leg pile, competitive bird ...Show More

MorphClub- Episode 21- Book 18: The Decision

1:31:32 | Aug 16th, 2016

Megan & Carey read Animorphs book 18, The Decision! Beg, borrow, or steal a couple bun-zuh and settle in for our talks about stomach capacity, emotional struggles, an anticlimactic rooftop battle, product placement, Space Wars, lonely psychic teens, ...Show More

MorphClub - episode 20 - book 17: The Underground

1:23:51 | Aug 2nd, 2016

Megan & Carey read Animorphs book 17! Grab a bowl of instant maple ginger instant oatmeal and listen for talk about: Happy Meals with extra Happy, Do celebs live at Planet Hollywood? Rachel's many rage fantasies, Jake talking to a mole, and one time ...Show More

MorphClub - Episode 19- Book 16: The Warning

1:22:27 | Jul 19th, 2016

Megan and Carey read Animorphs book 16, The Warning! Dig up your dialup modems and log on for a chat about good screennames, bad twins, deeply unpleasant plane trips, trauma, another round of true conspiracy theories, surprisingly decent teen advice,...Show More

MorphClub - Episode 18 - Book 15: The Escape

1:32:25 | Jul 5th, 2016

Megan & Carey read Animorphs book 15: The Escape! Let's all go to the Amazon Cafe and think deeply about frog aliens, Marco and his feelings, all the adults whose lives are ruined by animorphs, so many sharks, inter-Visser politics saving the day aga...Show More

MorphClub - Episode 17 - Book 14: The Unknown

1:34:57 | Jun 28th, 2016

Megan & Carey read Animorphs book 14, The Unknown! Put on your Zone 91 Conspiracy Hat and join us for a chat about: Actually Evil Horses, The Most Secret Nerd Prison on Earth, Cassie's Extreme Makeover: Jeans Edition, Punishment by Parental Embarrass...Show More

MorphClub - Episode 16 - Book 13: The Change

1:24:43 | Jun 21st, 2016

Join Megan & Carey and guest Annie Mok ( , to discuss poor birdboy's bad day! (and one good day) plus: Hork-Bajir Romeo & Juliet, ellimist meddling, and raccoons being BAD NEWS note: our conv...Show More

Morphclub- Episode 15: The Andalite Chronicles

2:04:11 | Jun 14th, 2016

Megan & Carey read The Andalite Chronicles! You should go read it too. We'll wait. Now that you're back, join us for Loren, the buff & tuff light of our lives, and Elfangor, tragic prince of our hearts. Also featuring: sharpshooter Arbron, Psychic ...Show More

Morphclub - Episode 14: Book #12: The Reaction

1:18:58 | Jun 7th, 2016

Megan & Carey read Animorphs book 12, The Reaction! Jump into the crocodile tank and join us for conversation about: Nice is Neat, school field trips, a heartthrob with at least 12 websites devoted to him, yacht conspiracy theories, yet another obscu...Show More

Morphclub - Episode 13: Book #11: The Forgotten

1:27:15 | May 31st, 2016

Megan & Carey read Animorphs book 11! Join us for: mandatory middle school dances, time travel shenanigans, rainforest disasters, the most mysterious sport, and Jake just havin a real hard time. For next week, we're reading Book 12: The Reaction! Re...Show More

Morphclub - Episode 12: Special TV Special! eps 1-5

1:15:26 | May 24th, 2016

Megan & Carey watched the first 5 episodes of the Animorphs TV show! Welcome to our first Special Animorphs TV Show Special! Let's hang out at the local internet cafe and ruminate on: Dog reaction shots, alien masks on sticks, the relative badness of...Show More

Morphclub - Episode 11: Book #10: The Android

1:17:35 | May 17th, 2016

Megan & Carey read Animorphs book 10! Join us for: yet more bug morphs, Marco's haircut, sad teens, androids, the saddest teen android, the raddest android party, a very confusing security system, and the secret origins of dogs. Very Special Episod...Show More

Morphclub - Episode 10: Book #9: The Secret

1:28:20 | May 10th, 2016

Megan & Carey read Animorphs book 9! Grab a bottle of grape juice and listen for tears about poor, sweet Cassie and our fumbling attempts to understand: how do andalites eat? how do skunks work? how exactly did a logging company got a yeerk swear wor...Show More

Morphclub - Episode 9: Book #8: The Alien

1:40:39 | May 3rd, 2016

Megan & Carey read Animorphs book 8: The Alien! Grab your shorm and some Discarded Movie Floor Trash Candy ™ and join us for a great snack heist, devastating loneliness, and the crushing weight of honor. Extra credit topics: Loneliest Planet: Ax's G...Show More

Morphclub - Episode 8: Megamorph special #1!

1:10:13 | Apr 26th, 2016

Megan & Carey switch things up and read Megamorphs #1! Open a pint of Wavy Gravy and settle in for some discussion about if this even feels like it's in canon, knocked over trash cans, the yeerk word for 'pet' and what's probably on Visser 3's busine...Show More

Morphclub - Episode 7: The Stranger

1:21:37 | Apr 19th, 2016

Megan & Carey read Animorphs book 7: The Stranger! Rachel faces decisions ranging from Bad to The Worst, and a mysterious figure uses omnipotent power to take all these poor long-suffering kids on a field trip. Where nothing bad happens. And they hav...Show More

Morphclub - Episode 6: The Capture

1:22:22 | Apr 12th, 2016

Carey & Megan read Animorphs book 6! Settle in and listen to us talk about: yeerk pyramid schemes, being a bag of guts, Jake's poor clueless parents, Ax's snacks attacks and way too much stuff about roaches. Please please please, no more bug morphs i...Show More

Morphclub - Episode 5: The Predator

1:17:51 | Apr 5th, 2016

Megan & Carey read Animorphs book 5: The Predator, in which Marco has some pretty good times and some VERY bad times. We talk about: going to the mall in the 90s, too many gross morphs, Ax's introduction to flavortown, why being an ant is no good and...Show More

Morphclub - Episode 4: The Message

1:05:42 | Mar 29th, 2016

Carey & Megan read Animorphs book 4: The Message. Suddenly things feel a little more fantastical! Listen for discussion about: mysterious dreams, how cool Cassie is, Dolphin F•R•I•E•N•D•S, super bad plans, whale songs and the final Animorph showing u...Show More

Morphclub - Episode 3: The Encounter

59:34 | Mar 22nd, 2016

Megan & Carey read the third and most emotional Animorphs book so far! Join us and cry about the the continued rough times for good bird boy!! Also mentioned: local ads, mall gymnastic meets, thermals, giant space straws, and the joys of eavesdroppin...Show More

Morphclub - Episode Two: The Visitor

1:01:43 | Mar 15th, 2016

Carey and Megan read book two of the Animorphs series! There's a lot to discuss: birds grabbing beer, Fluffer McKitty, Visser 3's expanding Earth animal knowledge, and the genuinely tragic existence of the Chapman family. Intro music is a clip from...Show More

MorphClub - episode one: The Invasion

1:13:25 | Mar 7th, 2016

Megan & Carey welcome you to the first episode of Morph Club! This time we talk about: What is this thing called Animorphs? How great are these teens? What's up with that abandoned construction site? What's it like being a dog? How much does Tom love...Show More