The Terrible Business of Salmon & Dusk

Myke Bartlett

In this podiobook: Part film noir detective story, part fantasy adventure, part East End gangster tale, How to Disappear Completely concerns Theo Braithwaite, a failed actress and worse waitress, becoming involved in an unseen world populated by hist...Show More
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1. 1. The Grey Men - How to Disappear Completely

18:25 | Apr 19th, 2007

-In this episode: In which Theo arrives late to her last morning of employment at the Camden Cafe, with little idea that life is about to take a sharp detour. London is about to surprise her - at last! - just not in the way she'd been expecting. For ...Show More
2. 2. Pale Ghosts - How to Disappear Completely

33:34 | Apr 18th, 2007

-In this episode: In which Theo makes a friend, an enemy and an ex-boyfriend. Over several glasses of wine, secrets are revealed. 'There are ghosts here, y'know? In the brickwork, down the drain. But they're shy, right? They don't come out for just a...Show More
3. 3. The Last Train - How to Disappear Completely

33:32 | Apr 17th, 2007

-In this episode: In which taking the last train home leads Theo into a darker world than even that she knew to exist underground. With phantoms crawling from the walls, help arrives in the form of a drunken stranger - Kilbey Salmon: tall, dark and u...Show More
4. 4. The Grieving Girlfriend - How to Disappear Completely

12:18 | Apr 16th, 2007

-In this episode: In which we uncover the terrible business of Salmon and Dusk. A beautiful woman makes Kilbey an offer he politely declines, but he takes on her case regardless. While Nero fumes about the car's lack of central heating, Kilbey plans ...Show More
5. 5. The Albion - How to Disappear Completely

29:09 | Apr 15th, 2007

-In this episode: In which Theo is taken to a underground bar in a Camden toilet and Kilbey meets a punter. Nero talks about time travel and cab routes, while the barman puts the decline of the nation down to the rise of the theme pub. By the way, ju...Show More
6. 6. Nation of Shopkeepers - How to Disappear Completely

24:12 | Apr 14th, 2007

-In this episode: In which Theo sinks further into Albion while Kilbey and Nero do a spot of shopping. Encountering the unsavoury gaze of the Meatmarketers and a Shopkeeper who would prefer they took their business elsewhere, the three begin their hu...Show More
7. 7. The Thief, The Butchers and The Wardrobe - How to Disappear Completely

38:32 | Apr 13th, 2007

-In this episode: In which Kilbey and Theo drive into a stranger's cellar to steal some ashes, only to interrupted by some unsavoury sorts with the same idea. Not everyone here will get out alive. Or at all.
8. 8. An Open Book - How to Disappear Completely

16:12 | Apr 12th, 2007

-In this episode: In which Nero heads to Soho for a dodgy book and finds more than he'd bargained for.
9. 9. Breakfast at the Greasy Spoon - How to Disappear Completely

30:54 | Apr 11th, 2007

-In this episode: In which Kilbey and Theo share breakfast and a few secrets, while Nero has some surprises to bring to the table. All three are about to discover that if the food doesn't kill them, there are plenty about willing to give it a shot.
10. 10. Close of Business - How to Disappear Completely

24:28 | Apr 10th, 2007

-In this episode: In which Kilbey and Nero gather new enemies and a few bruises. The location of the stolen book is discovered and this terrible business reaches a worse conclusion.
11. 11. Retracing Her Steps - How to Disappear Completely

20:18 | Apr 9th, 2007

-In this episode: In which Theo deals with a bad hangover, untidy flatmates, a misplaced wallet and a lover with a bad case of amnesia. Surely Saturdays used to be more straightforward?
12. 12. Terror At Tesco - How to Disappear Completely

25:42 | Apr 8th, 2007

-In this episode: In which Theo worries she is being followed by stalkers, known by evangelists and slowly becoming invisible. When her biggest concern should be how many bottles of red she can drink in an evening, a trip to the supermarket takes a s...Show More
13. 13. A Life of Diminishing Returns - How to Disappear Completely

22:57 | Apr 7th, 2007

-In this episode: In which Nero gambles on finding a drugdealer and lucks out with a threatening vicar while Kilbey has an early night.
14. 14. You Are The Quarry - How to Disappear Completely

27:33 | Apr 6th, 2007

-In this episode: In which Theo falls into someone else's bad dream and a trip to Oxford Circus takes a strange and worrying turn.
15. 15. A House on the River Fleet - How to Disappear Completely

32:43 | Apr 5th, 2007

-In this episode: In which Kilbey drives dangerously, Nero hikes across London and Theo spends a night on the river.
16. 16. Nobody's Daughter - How to Disappear Completely

29:01 | Apr 4th, 2007

-In this episode: In which Kilbey finds his man and spills his drink. Theo is briefly impressed by his professionalism but quickly realises when things seem straightforward, there's been some misunderstanding.
17. 17. Seconds/Thoughts - How to Disappear Completely

29:55 | Apr 3rd, 2007

-In this episode: In which Nero hatches a plan, Kilbey smells a rat and Theo has some doubts.
Chapter 18: A Handful of Nothing - How to Disappear Completely

45:41 | Apr 2nd, 2007

-In this episode: In which Kilbey and Theo find a dead girl while Nero plays a dud hand.
Chapter 19: You Never Wash Up After Yourself - How to Disappear Completely

21:20 | Apr 1st, 2007

-In this episode: In which Theo swaps death and danger for dirty dishes while Nero discovers he has a bad head for heights. With time on his hands, Kilbey digs up some old memories.
20. 20: Strange Cargo - How to Disappear Completely

28:52 | Mar 31st, 2007

-In this episode: In which Kilbey and Nero hunt hounds for a Vegan Terrorist, while dark things are stirring on a London Council Estate.
21. 21: Black's Proposal - How to Disappear Completely

21:28 | Mar 30th, 2007

-In this episode: In which Theo tries to return a gift, Kilbey is given a challenge he can't refuse and spirits start to walk the corridors of a London Council Estate.
22. 22: Black Magic - How to Disappear Completely

26:43 | Mar 29th, 2007

-In this episode: In which something unpleasant washes up in a canal, Kilbey buys some milk and Theo witnesses an exorcism in a council flat.
23. Church of Chaos - How to Disappear Completely

35:05 | Mar 28th, 2007

-In this episode: In which Nero goes looking for people he never wanted to see again, Theo visits a girl who speaks in other people's voices and Kilbey meets a priest while shopping for a hangover.
Chapter 24: Voices in the Darkness - How to Disappear Completely

36:41 | Mar 27th, 2007

-In this episode: In which Theo wakes up somewhere strange with something stranger and Kilbey seeks Black's help to track her down.
Chapter 25 - How to Disappear Completely

30:16 | Mar 26th, 2007

-In this episode: In which Nero comes home and his troubles begin, while Kilbey and Theo get to the bottom of their latest mystery. In the process, Kilbey issacrificed to some hungry shadows.
Chapter 26: The Disappearance of Nero Dusk - How to Disappear Completely

40:25 | Mar 25th, 2007

-In this episode: In which Nero wakes twice and still finds bad news, while Kilbey and Theo see a reverse-psychic who tells them things are worse than they thought.
Chapter 27: Tempus Fugit - How to Disappear Completely

32:26 | Mar 24th, 2007

-In this episode: In which Theo and Kilbey head south to turn themselves in, sort of, while Nero flees west but doesn't make it far. Death, Monks, explosions, surprises and revelations abound as "How to Disappear Completely" begins to hurtle towards ...Show More
Chapter 28: Everything In Its Right Place - How to Disappear Completely

40:43 | Mar 23rd, 2007

-In this episode: In which Kilbey proves he's not just a pretty face, while Theo casts her eye over the text of her life and finds it dull reading. At least there's plenty of surprises and excitement going on around her.
Chapter 29: End of the Family Line - How to Disappear Completely

48:42 | Mar 22nd, 2007

-In this episode: In which Nero tends his bruises, Theo worries about trapdoors and Kilbey meets an old, dead friend. Revelations abound in this, the penultimate chapter of 'How to Disappear Completely.'
Chapter 30: World\'s End - How to Disappear Completely

1:01:11 | Mar 21st, 2007

-In this episode: In which the end of History is reached and London falls to dust. From a thousand feet above, Theo and Kilbey are faced with some difficult decisions and - for one of them - a fatal injury. Ghosts, rockabilly and devastation on an un...Show More