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Comedy

We're No Doctors

Steve Agee, Busy Philipps, Starburns Audio

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Meet Steve and Busy, two neurotic, hypochondriac actors who’ve decided to host a podcast about health and medicine. Join them on a weekly journey to unload their health issues, obsessions and opinions.
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1:01:30 | May 30th

Steve is still in LA and just getting over a cold, which he’s not 100% sure wasn’t Meningitis. That, listener emails and more.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

56:19 | May 23rd

Steve’s back in LA and fighting a cold, but takes time to read some listener emails and talk about his first job, working in a hospital. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1:14:48 | May 16th

Steve’s cousin Victoria is in her third year of medical school and sits down with him to talk about dissecting road kill as a kid, the stress of an eight hour board exam, assisting in surgeries and what happens when a patient is too big to fit in a C...Show More

58:56 | May 9th

Steve is back in Riverside at his mom’s house after a week in Texas, and everything is starting to look a whole lot better.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

44:00 | Apr 25th

Steve’s back in L.A. - for one day. More updates on Steve’s mom and sister, so hang on! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1:06:38 | Apr 18th

Dave and Eve Dastmalchian return to the podcast to discuss a romantic trip to Milan that turned out to be anything but romantic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

50:26 | Apr 11th

Steve has been in his hometown taking care of multiple family members who decided to get injured at the same time.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1:02:27 | Apr 4th

Steve does a solo episode from a cemetery where he reads listener emails and witnesses a possible felony.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1:14:32 | Mar 28th

Musician Scott Reeder (Kyuss, Fireball Ministry) joins steve to talk about toe surgery, bathtubs with doors, auditioning for Metallica and much more!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

59:53 | Mar 21st

Is Steve part of a select group of cursed humans who hear a random, low-pitched humming noise? Maybe. Also, listener emails.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1:05:33 | Mar 14th

Steve is solo and talks about his new 10,000 step habit, Nashville, TN and then reads one or two listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1:16:53 | Mar 7th

Steve is joined by guest, Rob Pash to discuss his recently being diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

49:09 | Feb 28th

Steve is out of town but still manages to record a quick episode from his truck, on his phone, on his 50th birthday!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1:03:09 | Feb 22nd

Felicia Day (The Guild, Buffy, Voyage to the Stars podcast) joins Steve on Valentines Day to talk about hernias, child birth, elective appendix removal, Ambien, and, of course, kidney stones.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi...Show More

1:24:36 | Feb 14th

Steve shares his experience of the absolute horror of having his stent removed…through his penis…while he was awake.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

58:56 | Feb 7th

Steve gives a step by step account of his kidney stone removal surgery. Spoiler: It sucked!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1:27:59 | Jan 31st

Busy and Steve are back together for the first time in 8 months for a live taping from the San Francisco Sketchfest with guests Dana Gould (Stan Against Evil, The Simpsons) and Jane Wiedlin (The Go-Go’s).Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph...Show More

1:10:31 | Jan 25th

Steve is back on his own this week with all sorts of diet/training/health stories. Buckle up, Buttercups. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1:12:20 | Jan 17th

 This week Steve is joined by Michael Rosenbaum (Smallville, Impastor) to talk about neck surgery, back surgery, Vasovagal Syncope and oh so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1:59:36 | Jan 10th

Actress Jillian Bell has one of the most amazing kidney stone stories Steve has EVER heard. Plus Steve updates us on day 7 without sugar or carbs. This one is a doozy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1:03:34 | Jan 3rd

Steve talks about New Years Eve, a temporary back injury, soaking in an ice bath, his new diet and much more.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1:08:14 | Dec 27th, 2018

Steve talks holidays, working out and then answers some more listener emails.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1:03:48 | Dec 20th, 2018

Steve is two sessions in with his personal trainer and can barely move. Plus listener emails!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1:09:53 | Dec 13th, 2018

Comedian Esther Povitsky (Alone Together and the Glowing Up podcast) joins Steve to talk about shingles, broken toes, contact lenses and much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1:01:15 | Dec 6th, 2018

Steve is home sick, like really sick. He talks, colds, the feeling of being overwhelmed by lunch invitations, and answers some listener emails.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

58:14 | Nov 29th, 2018

Steve sits down to talk about his meeting with his new trainer and his horrible new affliction: eye floaters! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1:04:25 | Nov 22nd, 2018

Steve revisits a listener favorite episode with actor/writer/comedian Andy Richter (Conan) joins Steve and Busy to discuss depression.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1:10:03 | Nov 15th, 2018

Steve talks about his fire induced allergies and responds to listener emails. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1:05:51 | Nov 8th, 2018

Steve is solo this week, but that doesn’t stop him from talking about his flu shot, allergies, tongues that dissolve in salt water and much, much more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1:09:35 | Nov 1st, 2018

Comedian/podcast host (Maybe It’s You), Greg Behrendt returns to talk about his recent hip replacement surgery and much more.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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59:55 | Oct 25th, 2018

Actor Shannon Woodward (Westworld, Raising Hope) sits with Steve to talk about wisdom teeth, dry sockets and much, much more!
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58:11 | Oct 18th, 2018

Steve is joined by comedians, brothers and podcasters (Dumb People Town, View From the Cheap Seats) the Sklar brothers to talk about hemorrhoids, colonoscopies and Steve’s personal favorite, kidney stones!
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54:24 | Oct 11th, 2018

Steve reads listener comments, talks about mental health and why he has a goth cough.
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1:12:08 | Oct 4th, 2018

Steve is by himself this week, but not without a lot to talk about, including his trip to Death Valley, Las Vegas and of course more listener emails.
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1:39:13 | Sep 27th, 2018

This week Steve welcomes actor/author/director, Justine Bateman to discuss cavities, her burst appendix, internet trolls and much, much more.
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1:13:26 | Sep 20th, 2018

Steve sits down with actor Gabriel Tigerman to talk about eye drops, other people’s pills and the hereditary migraine he had that mimicked a stroke and sent him to the ER.
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57:59 | Sep 13th, 2018

Steve has some updates on his eyes, feet and more, plus more listener emails.
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57:52 | Sep 6th, 2018

Steve is solo with brutal foot pain and next level eye-strain. Plus a listener email.
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1:24:33 | Aug 30th, 2018

Steve’s guest is director Lynn Shelton (GLOW, Love, Outside In). They talk about diet, Celiac Disease, self-diagnosis, IBS and more.
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1:15:25 | Aug 23rd, 2018

Steve might be getting sick, flu shots are already available and more listener emails.
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1:10:04 | Aug 16th, 2018

Another solo week for Steve means more listener emails and, of course, more insane tangents.
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57:35 | Jul 26th, 2018

Busy is back with a phone call from the hospital after a fall in the street leaves her with a banged up knee, plus Steve takes some more listener emails.
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1:13:05 | Jul 19th, 2018

Steve is without Busy (obviously) and sits down to answer some more listener emails.
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1:12:04 | Jul 12th, 2018

David Dastmalchian (Ant-Man, The Dark Knight, Blade Runner 2049) is back, along with his wife, artist, Eve Dastmalchian, to talk about a condition she has that causes her to pass out and go into seizures whenever she vomits. Hold on to your hats, fol...Show More
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1:07:27 | Jul 5th, 2018

Steve sits down with his meditation teacher, Théo Burkhardt, to discuss the practice and benefits of mediation.
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1:23:06 | Jun 28th, 2018

Steve is joined by yoga instructor, comedy writer and co-host of the “We’re Starting a Cult” podcast, Alexis Novak. Topics covered: yoga, cults and much more.
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1:18:02 | Jun 14th, 2018

Musician Sean Watkins (Nickel Creek, The Watkins Family Hour) joins Steve to talk about his heart palpitations and subsequent cardiac ablation procedure to fix it.
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58:12 | Jun 7th, 2018

Steve almost interviews Adam Goldberg, but fate had other plans. So here Steve reply to some more of your emails. Adam, however, has rescheduled, so stay tuned!
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1:36:17 | May 31st, 2018

Greg Behrendt and Amira Ruotola from the ‘Maybe It’s You’ podcast join Steve to talk about Greg’s cancer, vape art, whether or not women like testicles and much more.
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1:10:16 | May 24th, 2018

Busy is finally back to talk about her sinus surgery, new talk show and much more.
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1:05:40 | May 17th, 2018

Steve calls friend and actor David Dastmalchian (The Dark Knight, Ant-Man, Blade Runner 2049) to talk chiropractors, strawberry picking, birth and much more.
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55:22 | May 10th, 2018

Steve is still by himself and talks about his road trip to watch NASA launch a rocket, a recent esophageal spasm, listener emails and of course sinus stuff.
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59:12 | May 3rd, 2018

Steve is by himself today to talk about root canals, vertigo, a listener email about death and of course Busy’s new talk show.
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59:10 | Apr 26th, 2018

Busy and Steve are back in the same room and talk about Busy’s decision to go through with sinus surgery, dying alone while your body goes undiscovered for months, Coachella, bee allergies and more.
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1:04:04 | Apr 12th, 2018

Busy is out of town promoting “I Feel Pretty” so Steve sits down, solo style, to talk about his most recent flu/illness and then reads some listener emails.
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1:18:39 | Mar 29th, 2018

While Busy is on vacation with the family, Steve calls Mad Magazine editor, comedian and two time cancer survivor, Dan Telfer.
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58:26 | Mar 22nd, 2018

Steve discusses the results of his nuclear stress test and Busy walks us through her Photo Keratitis.
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1:22:23 | Mar 15th, 2018

Steve phones Busy to talk about her “extended period” and his nuclear stress test. Other topics include tampons, Broadway audience members having heart attacks, the best way to die, dead friend’s social networking accounts and much more.
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1:05:13 | Mar 8th, 2018

Steve and Busy are back together to talk about Busy’s thyroid, fat freezing, cholesterol and more.
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1:00:31 | Mar 1st, 2018

Steve is back on his own, as Busy continues to finish her book. He talks about his recent travels, altitude inducing asthma, omega-3 fish oils and eye-floaters.
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1:13:04 | Feb 15th, 2018

Steve calls Busy who’s at home sick. Topics include Busy’s thyroid, Valentines Day, Emotional Support Pets and much more.
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1:12:21 | Feb 8th, 2018

As Busy is writing her fingers to the bone trying to beat a deadline, Steve sits down with some more listener emails.
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1:07:30 | Feb 1st, 2018

Steve and Busy sit down with writer, Kelly Oxford to talk about migraines, CBD and much more.
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1:17:04 | Jan 25th, 2018

Janeane Garofalo joins Busy on stage in San Francisco for the first live episode, while a sick Steve briefly Skypes in from Los Angeles.
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57:37 | Jan 18th, 2018

Still on the mend, Steve talks with Busy (fresh off her live episode w/ Janeane Garofalo) about her recent teeth whitening and his his bout with bronchitis.
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1:02:31 | Jan 11th, 2018

Steve calls Busy as she preps for her colonoscopy.
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47:36 | Jan 4th, 2018

As Busy recovers from an exhausting holiday season, Steve sits down to talk about his new bidet, shoulder injury and answers a viewer email about anxiety.
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44:21 | Dec 21st, 2017

With Busy on vacation out of the country, Steve answers some more listener emails
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49:53 | Dec 14th, 2017

Busy and Steve do a phone in episode while Steve is on set. A lot has happened in two weeks!
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1:16:15 | Nov 30th, 2017

Actor/writer/comedian Andy Richter (Conan) joins Steve and Busy to discuss depression.
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1:17:07 | Nov 16th, 2017

Writer Emily Gordon (The Big Sick) tells Steve and Busy about her real life story that was the basis for this years outstanding film, “The Big Sick.”
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1:27:50 | Nov 9th, 2017

Actor / musician Rob Benedict (Supernatural, Louden Swain) joins Steve and Busy to talk about the stroke he suffered in 2013. For more information on this subject please visit www.strokeassociation.org
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1:06:56 | Nov 2nd, 2017

Busy was busy this week, so rather than skip an episode, Steve answers some listener emails. Never fear, Busy will be back!
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1:19:53 | Oct 26th, 2017

Comedian Dean Delray talks with Busy and Steve about being diagnosed with Diabetes and how he totally reversed it.
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1:16:31 | Oct 20th, 2017

Car trouble, Rhabdomyolysis, crime scene cleaners, Tay-Sachs disease, crying and much more.
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1:19:31 | Oct 12th, 2017

Busy is a little under the weather, but not sick enough to stop her and Steve from touching on esophageal spasms, flu shots, the Whole 30 diet, body dysmorphia, amnesia and Steve’s broken crown.
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1:15:59 | Oct 5th, 2017

Busy and Steve finally get around to answering some listener emails.
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1:10:57 | Sep 28th, 2017

Steve and Busy discuss Steve’s kidney stones, dilaudid, magnesium, heart palpitations, charcoal and much more.
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1:04:59 | Sep 21st, 2017

Busy’s friend Emily sits in to talk about their trip to Monte Carlo that ended with Emily in the E.R. with a diseased gallbladder and gallstones.
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1:03:40 | Sep 14th, 2017

A very special episode. Busy talks about her recent trip to the emergency room with ovarian torsion.
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1:12:02 | Sep 7th, 2017

Busy is back in Los Angeles! Her and Steve cover everything from black mold, microdosing, prescription addiction, the syphilis tsunami and a special cat-induced flood report by Busy’s daughter, Cricket.
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1:15:28 | Aug 25th, 2017

Busy is in Boston, but distance didn’t stop her from talking with Steve about sinus infections, vertigo, tinnitus, going to the dentist and much more.
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1:03:50 | Aug 17th, 2017

Busy and Steve talk a little about spin class, LEKfit, acupuncture and a LOT about breastfeeding and childbirth.
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1:16:01 | Aug 10th, 2017

Nicole Sullivan (MADtv, Black-ish) sits in with Busy and Steve to talk pills, laser skin treatments, acne, that one time she had the H1N1 virus and so much more!
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57:43 | Aug 3rd, 2017

Steve and Busy get derailed right off the bat and spend the entire episode talking about Steve’s least favorite topic - poop. Don’t miss an episode! Subscribe @ smarturl.it/nodoctorsLike what you hear? Check out Obsessed with Joseph Scrimshaw @ hyper...Show More
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1:10:27 | Jul 31st, 2017

Busy’s husband, screenwriter, Marc Silverstein sits down to talk about his experience with human growth hormones. Other topics include tetanus, disembarkment syndrome, geographical tongue, rose picker’s disease, Steve’s temporary blindness and much, ...Show More
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57:54 | Jul 28th, 2017

Steve and Busy discuss sinus infections, brain eating amoebas, placenta, acupuncture, dermatologists, hand foot and mouth disease, Busy’s claustrophobic MRI experience and much more.
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14:11 | Jul 20th, 2017

Meet Steve and Busy, two neurotic, hypochondriac actors who’ve decided to host a podcast about health and medicine. Join them on a weekly journey to unload their health issues, obsessions and opinions.

01:57 | Dec 1st, 2014

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