In this episode, Schwim wonders why the Catholic church doesn't issue Bishops a lifetime supply of condoms and lube, who you can trust, if it's not your government, making money one lemonade stand sti...Show More
In this week's episode, Schwim asks himself(in a whisper) what in the hell is ASMR, ponders how long nipples can get and is looking forward to making his millions by smelling his armpits while chewing...Show More
In this episode, Schwim let's you know things can always be worse unless you're in California, where it is always worse and discusses the merits of squatting in your parents' home.
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This week, we discuss why you might want to stop sharing your spit, why you shouldn't swim near the edge of the earth, how Trump is using your money the same way you would if you had any(on prostitute...Show More
This week, the listeners in my head and I wonder at the Facebook senate inquiry, invite MIchael, from Dell support, to have lunch with us, wonder why the NSA can't do some good with their citizen surv...Show More
This week, we discuss how right I was about Facebook, Trump and NK's inability to not be batshit crazy, how you should never anger a woman(especially your mom) and GENIUS WATER.
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This week, Schwim spreads disinformation on why Facebook settings don't matter, what type of person you are if you like bumper stickers and how to block ads across all your devices on the cheap.
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Tomorrow, the world! You're in on the ground floor of something great!
I'm just kidding. This is going to be an awkwardfest and a very embarrassing part of my life when it flashes before my eyes righ...Show More