Schemey Pete's Scenarios

03:12 | Oct 20th, 2019

Did you hear what I said? You must be stupid of deaf. If you touch me again I'm gonna take off your head. Hahahaha Nobody's taking anyone's head off today, Peter, you silly little goose. Where's all t...Show More

49:03 | Dec 6th, 2018

Graham Turner is an English comedian and story-teller who gets angry if you claim that "nice" is a real word. Today we discuss violence towards ne'er-do-wells, incontinence, and the absurdity of all t...Show More

1:21:38 | Nov 21st, 2018

Steven Baker is a poor man's Bill Burr, or a rich man's Louie CK. We talk about the dangers of having a minimum wage, the practice effect, and how to capitalise on natural disasters.

1:04:39 | Nov 16th, 2018

Louisa is a mathematics and MMA fanatic. Today we discussed breaking the law, upholding the law, and the outcome of a polar bear versus two reticulated pythons in a mixed martial arts bout.

2:25:36 | Nov 7th, 2018

Jay Strydom is a Christian and a software developer. We discuss the philosophy of morality, justice and organised religion. In other words, this is a long argument about religion, ending with a fierce...Show More

1:22:40 | Nov 1st, 2018

Becky Turner is a biology enthusiast and part-time sniper. We speculate how Derren Brown did his latest psychological tricks on his new Netflix special "Sacrifice", Epicurus' hedonistic treadmill, and...Show More

1:10:22 | Oct 30th, 2018

Bevan is a maniac. Today we discuss the sexual rewiring of Bruce Jenner and some geese, robotic appendages and handy tips on how to hack time (time machine required).

1:21:44 | Oct 25th, 2018

Brad "Wolf Man" Ramsey is a mixed martial artist and sports scientist. This week we talk about the virtue of Thanos, passionapples, and how to determine whether a person is morally worth of flight.