Smize Queens

1:35:22 | Nov 7th, 2019

Happy Halloqueen! What will the Smize Guys uncover as they explore an abandoned warehouse? It could be the hologram of a lobotomized Allison Harvard, or nine aspiring models skydiving with a cup of yo...Show More

1:44:14 | Sep 22nd, 2019

The Smize Guys are joined by ANTM travel conspiracy theorist John McDonough (Y: The Last Man) to discuss the first three episodes of Cycle 3. Cycle 3 has it all: MAGA-inspired prom dresses, toxic em...Show More

1:17:40 | Aug 4th, 2019

Like student pilot Yoanna, our winner, Drew and Nick are flying solo this week for the last two episodes of Cycle 2. Get your helmets on and join us on her voyage from runway to runway. Weeks spent wi...Show More

1:14:13 | Jul 13th, 2019

Shake ya body body! Move ya body body! This video’s shoddy shoddy! The Smize Guys and King of Movement Deon Summerville revisit the embers of Tyra’s failed music career and like what they find. Is...Show More

1:35:08 | Jun 27th, 2019

The Smize Guys ♥ B.J.! Nick, Drew, and special guest Alye Miller (“Dump Him”) wax their vagines while they wax poetic about turtle tank hygiene and Yoanna House’s shitty kitchen. Put on your Shanthrax...Show More

1:35:58 | May 3rd, 2019

My goodness me! The Smize Guys are joined by drag superstar and rudest girl ever Forda Boyz for the start of Cycle 2, which is already proving to be bling bling punk funk mod the HOUSE. Top Model is n...Show More

1:33:11 | Apr 4th, 2019

Robin and Shannon may have refused to pose nude, but the Smize Guys are baring it all this week. Find out how Avon Overlord Adrienne Curry has been, quite literally, kicking so much ass since her hist...Show More

1:31:56 | Mar 14th, 2019

The smize guys are joined by ANTM newbie and Frasier fanatic Jon Smith. Nick tries to explain Tyra’s burgeoning Jesus complex, Drew warns of the dangers of straightening hair extensions, and Jon spil...Show More