Answer Me This!

Helen and Olly

+28 FANS

Helen Zaltzman and Olly Mann host the award-winning podcast that has been answering the world's questions since 2007. Visit our official website at Buy classic episodes, albums and apps at

Looking for recently uploaded episodes
AMT372: Cummerbunds, Mummified Monarchs, and Mr Motivator

44:48 | Apr 4th

Whatever happened to aerobics on morning telly, the corpse of Henry VIII, and cummerbunds? We crack these mysteries and more in AMT372. Find out more about this episode at Send us questions for future episod...Show More

retro AMT29

38:33 | Mar 21st

Unearthed from the AMT vaults, it's episode 29, originally aired 20 September 2007 - the first year of the show, so very much a different era of our lives. And a different era of Britain, when Gordon Brown was in charge, Bebo was still alive, and Nut...Show More

AMT371: Gladiator Shortages, 'Go West', and Cats for Students

48:38 | Mar 7th

In AMT371 we hear about letting a cat out of the bag and getting a peacock INTO the bag. Both sound very painful. Find out more about this episode at Send us questions for future episodes: email written word...Show More

Retro AMT246

36:57 | Feb 21st

From 14 February 2013, here's retro AMT246: what's the point of kissing? Why were those particular animals chosen for the Chinese zodiac? What are the alumni of Fame Academy 2002 up to, 11 years later? Plus, Olly has a Brilliant Business Idea that he...Show More

AMT370: Peacocks, Hamsters, and National Bagel Day

55:59 | Feb 7th

This month's questioneers want to know what bullet journals are for, where hamsters come from, when the legal drinking age was invented, and what to do with a large painting by their friend which they hate. Find out more about this episode at http://...Show More

Retro AMT56

40:13 | Jan 24th

From the stacked AMT archive, here's retro AMT56. What were our questioneers curious about in 2008? Dead rats; sexy county names; whatever it was Meat Loaf won't do for love; and why people who are getting married suddenly want ice cream makers. This...Show More

AMT369: New Year's resolutions, gilets, and McDonald's mayonnaise

46:21 | Jan 3rd

To see in the new year, AMT369 contemplates the orangeness of basketballs, the failure of New Year's resolutions, the lovelorn state of a lottery-winning listener, and why the hell does McDonald's in the UK not sell mayonnaise, are they doing this sp...Show More

Retro AMT Best of 2012 part ii

56:31 | Dec 20th, 2018

From the crammed AMT archive, here's half of the Best of AMT 2012 compilation, featuring choice nuggets from that year, such as Hamlet's surname, the Phantom of the Opera, Scone Wars, Angela Lansbury, and the right or wrong of serving your children o...Show More

AMT368: St Nicholas's Sidekicks, Joseph and Mary's Marriage, and Slime

51:58 | Dec 9th, 2018

AMT368 is a bulging sack of festive questions, including: were Joseph and Mary married? Why are there Santas in department stores? And should you disinvite your friends from your New Year's Eve celebrations because one of them shagged the other one's...Show More

Retro AMT120

39:19 | Nov 22nd, 2018

Brought down from the AMT loft and propped up on the mantelpiece is is AMT120 from 3 December 2009, wherein our past selves learn about the meaning of all those birds and the FIIIVE GOOOLD RIINNNNGGS in 'The Twelve Days of Christmas'. The original po...Show More

AMT367: IKEA Meatballs, the Popemobile, and a Years-Long Lie

49:03 | Nov 1st, 2018

In AMT367: the Pope goes for a drive, Dustin Hoffman goes for a walk, and a listener stands in a queue at Epcot. Find out more about this episode at Send us questions for future episodes: email words or voic...Show More

Retro AMT154

38:55 | Oct 18th, 2018

Brought up from the AMT cellar is AMT154 from 28 October 2010, wherein our past selves consider Kenneth Branagh's Frankenstein, chocolate fountains, and how pre-fridge civilisations got ice. The original post about this episode is at https://answerme...Show More

AMT366: LASIK, Hand Modelling, and a Dead Body in your Living Room

47:46 | Oct 4th, 2018

Landlord trouble! We've all had it, right? But have you ever had it as bad as the questioneer in AMT366? Also in this episode: passion fruit! Being square! The House of the Rising Sun! Find out more about this episode at More

Retro AMT111

36:55 | Sep 20th, 2018

Dredged up from the AMT riverbed is AMT111 from 1 October 2009, wherein our past selves consider sexy nuns, skip-diving, alien abduction and crinkle-cut beetroot. The original post about this episode is at ...Show More

AMT365: Sweet Caroline, Bible Minigolf and Beaver Bums

46:51 | Sep 6th, 2018

Which should you choose: working abroad, or romance at home? Dyson hairdryer, or a classic Duck'n'Dry? Vanilla pods, or beaver anuses? So many tricky decisions in AMT365! There's more about this episode at S...Show More

Retro AMT148

37:26 | Aug 23rd, 2018

Brought up from the AMT cellar is this vintage episode from September 2010 - you can tell it's a bygone era, because we are still fuming about the annoying couple from the BT ads. What an innocent time, when the thorn in Britain's side was their tepi...Show More

AMT364: Cranberries, Jesters and the Cruise Ship Wig Department

43:51 | Aug 2nd, 2018

A questioneer is on a ship in Alaska with only 300 wigs and a case of unrequited rage for company. Where to seek solace but AMT, of course? Also! Why do jesters have little replicas of their own heads on the end of their staffs? Why are FedEx ok with...Show More

Retro AMT292

47:02 | Jul 5th, 2018

With Helen indisposed, Olly introduces a classic episode from the AMT archives: EPISODE 292. In which we discuss: Alexander Armstrong, McDonald’s weddings, Pop Tarts, Christmas booze, graphic design vs alternative medicine, tiny toaster troubles, Gre...Show More

Retro AMT69

33:42 | Jun 21st, 2018

Available for one month only, here's a classic episode from the AMT archives: EPISODE 69, DUDES! And it has questions to match its name: why does a questioneer's twin have a bigger wanger than he does? Why conduct a relationship via MSN? Would you st...Show More

AMT363: Parliamentary Mace-Fights, In-Flight Magazines, and the Soupsoaker

49:58 | Jun 7th, 2018

While you're young, should you make a wig of your own hair? Why are bathroom walls across America filled with razor blades? And what's James Cameron been up to lately? Find out all in AMT363. There's more about this episode at http://answermethispodc...Show More

AMT362: Dangerous Beans, Meghan'n'Harry, and a Life-Sized Cardboard Cutout of Kylie Minogue

42:25 | May 3rd, 2018

There is a menace that we only just learned could have murdered us from within. It's a miracle we have survived this long. Find out what to fear in your own salads in AMT362. There's more about this episode at More

AMT361: Smell-O-Vision, Bidet Chat, and Trainy McTrainface

51:05 | Apr 5th, 2018

With a spring in your step and a scent in your nostrils and a freshly cleaned undercarriage and AMT361 in your ears, join us to consider films that smell, friends that smell, and taking a ride on Michael Palin.  There's more about this episode at htt...Show More

Retro AMT44

28:37 | Mar 22nd, 2018

Available for one month only, here's a classic episode from the archives: AMT44, from February 2008, when people were learning the chords to the AMT jingles and Crazy Frog was still a noise that people remembered.  The original post about this episod...Show More

AMT360: Astronauts' Underwear, the Blockbusters Hand Jive, and Sushidoku

52:07 | Mar 1st, 2018

AMT360 will be a huge relief for you if you've spent a lot of your life wondering what astronauts do with their dirty underwear, why the audience is jiving during the credits of Blockbusters, and whether Bowling for Soup are bowling to OBTAIN soup or...Show More

retro AMT283

48:51 | Feb 15th, 2018

Available for one month only, here's a classic episode from the archives: AMT283! Featuring a high-risk trip to see Bruno Mars, Spanish Flea, and the sex life of Mrs Pepperpot. The original post about this episode is at More

AMT359: Center Parcs, Defence Against the Dark Arts, and Pope Tropes

53:29 | Feb 1st, 2018

Why does your cocktail come with a tiny piratical weapon in it? Why is Dumbledore so shit at HR? What's the deal with the Center Parcs dome? Find out all this and more in AMT359. There's more about this episode at More

Retro AMT79

39:50 | Jan 18th, 2018

Available for one month only, here's a classic episode from the AMT vaults: from 11 December 2008, it's episode 79! Featuring the first appearance of Olly's cat Coco, and the first and last appearance of Olly's Nintendo Wii, which has been playing by...Show More

AMT358: Sexy Yoghurt, Chutney, and Your Friend's Gross Hot Tub

48:42 | Jan 4th, 2018

It's AMT's 11th birthday! To celebrate, we can't replicate how Olly spent his own 11th birthday, at Cody's Tex-Mex restaurant in Stevenage, because it closed down. So instead we've made some mild-to-moderate life changes - hear all about them AMT358....Show More

AMT357: Band Aid, Home Alone 2 and Self-Love in Someone Else's House

50:17 | Dec 7th, 2017

Where does all the money go from the Band Aid song? When you're someone's house guest, how long before you can have a wank? And what's a penguin doing in a nativity scene? The answers to all these mysteries are in AMT357. Find out more about this epi...Show More

Retro AMT80

31:09 | Nov 23rd, 2017

Available for one month only, here's a classic episode from the AMT vaults: from 18 December 2008, it's episode 80! Featuring tinsel coming out of a cat's anus, merry Christmas everyone. The original post about this episode is at http://answermethisp...Show More

AMT356: Ghost Pubs, Cheesecake, and NSFW Weddings

50:22 | Nov 2nd, 2017

A questioneer today finds themselves in quite the consternation after clicking on the link to a friend's wedding list...and finding a dazzling array of Adult Pleasure Implements. And we're not talking golf clubs or top-of-the-range espresso machines ...Show More

Retro AMT125

40:20 | Oct 18th, 2017

Available for one month only, here's a classic episode from the AMT vaults: from 4 March 2010, it's episode 125, featuring questions about why lion tamers use chairs, why tennis scoring is so eccentric, and where witches stick their brooms. The origi...Show More

AMT355: Shippers, Stoners and Subway Smell

44:27 | Oct 5th, 2017

In AMT355, we tackle the greatest mystery ever penned by Agatha Christie: why the hell is one of Miss Marple's murderees dining on a bowl of cornflour?  We also learn about that smell that wafts out of every branch of Subway, fan fiction, and KFC (Ke...Show More

Retro AMT222

36:00 | Sep 21st, 2017

Available for one month only, here's a cave-ripened mature episode from the AMT vaults: from 5 July 2012, it's episode 222, featuring Battersea Power Station, the Brighton Pavilion, fudge and #branchofGiraffe. The original post about this episode is ...Show More

AMT354: Magic Wands, Mount Fuji and Freakshakes

50:19 | Sep 7th, 2017

There's MAGIC! all over AMT354: how to MAGICALLY transform a banana into a sliced banana, how to MAGICALLY turn an egg into an egg IN A BOTTLE, and how to MAGICALLY turn an adolescent boy into a hit with the ladies. Find out more about this episode a...Show More

AMT353: Despacito, Apples for Teacher, and Glory Holes

54:03 | Aug 3rd, 2017

To borrow from The Song Of The Summer 2017, let AMT353 in the walls of your labyrinth. IE your ears. What did you think we were talking about? A duck's complicated nether regions? All will become clearer (but not necessarily more savoury) at http://a...Show More

Retro AMT100

49:02 | Jul 20th, 2017

Available for one month only, here's an ABSOLUTE COPPER-BOTTOMED CLASSIC from the AMT vaults: from 16 July 2009, it's episode 100, our first and only live AMT, recorded at the iTunes festival in the the Roundhouse in front of a 100-strong crowd of AM...Show More

AMT352: Dothraki, Points of View, and sleb-spotting Shatner

52:01 | Jul 6th, 2017

Had any good celeb-spots lately? However good yours are, there's no way they're as good as the celeb-spot hat trick Olly scored last week. Hear who in AMT352. Find out all about the episode at Tweet us http:...Show More

AMT351: Stoned Dads, Dragons, and Getting Verified on Twitter

51:30 | Jun 1st, 2017

Answer us this: how would you define 'Afternoon Delight'? 1. Settling down to watch Countdown with a nice cup of tea (not Lipton) and a nice biscuit (not one that gives you a 20-year-long health fear)? 2. Bit of post-lunch pre-dinner nookie? 3. Liste...Show More

AMT350: Fox Meat, Kilroy Was Here, and Barbicide

52:07 | May 4th, 2017

Ever run over a fox and thought, "Mmm, maybe I could cook that up for dinner - but how?" No? Well, listen to AMT350 anyway. You never know when survivalist recipes might come in handy. Find out more about the episode at More

AMT349: Citizen's Arrests, The Shipping Forecast and Cheddaring

45:14 | Apr 6th, 2017

If you win a year's supply of Weetabix, how much Weetabix do you actually get? And where will you keep it? (And why would you want it?) We speculate in AMT349, as well as learning about cheddar, axolotl-maintenace, and deconstructed coffee. Find out ...Show More

AMT348: Fruit Machines, Caesar Salads and Jelly

49:13 | Mar 2nd, 2017

Jelly in your pipes, Jelly in your pipes, Wibbly wobbly wibbly wobbly Jelly in your pipes! Seriously, people, don't pour jelly into your pipes. It will prove a trifle problematic. Further valuable lessons in AMT348: what to do if you lose your passpo...Show More

AMT347: Vampire Bats, Mugshots and Shaven Eyebrows

55:01 | Feb 2nd, 2017

After AMT347 we have more questions than when we started, eg: Is Michael Parkinson really a giant? Are chocolate fondant puddings actually sexy or is that Olly's desperation talking? Is there anything funny about a dead dog? Find out more about the ...Show More

AMT346: Mickey Mouse, Warhol's Soup Cans and Rubber Fetishes

55:16 | Jan 5th, 2017

Ten years. Ten years! TEN. YEARS. Ten years we've been doing this show. TEN. In that time, technologies have waxed and waned; world leaders have come and gone; yet here we still are, answering the questions that you supply. To celebrate our birthday...Show More

AMT345: The Angel of the North, Cheese Juice, and a Cat Called Anus

52:56 | Dec 1st, 2016

Changes are afoot at AMT, as we prepare for our tenth birthday next month. Also in this bumper episode, a listener accidentally embarks upon a showbiz career, another needs to rename her pet, and another is angry at beds. Find out more about this ep...Show More

AMT344: Staying Alive, Zombie Cockroaches and an Argos Spending Spree

40:54 | Nov 17th, 2016

AMT344's questioneers are having their jaws realigned, beheading cockroaches and contemplating eating banana peel. Find out more about this episode at Tweet us Be our Facebo...Show More

AMT343: Mount Rushmore, Blood Crime and Heinz Beanz

38:08 | Nov 3rd, 2016

At what age are you mutton dressed as lamb? What's the big deal about Mount Rushmore? And how do you prove that you are the world's greatest at dishwasher-stacking? Listen to AMT343 for the answers to these questions and more. Find further informati...Show More

AMT342: Pathological Liars, the Oscars Curse, and Supergroups

38:00 | Oct 20th, 2016

What do you do when your friend has fallen for a pathological liar? Do you a) confront the fibber with evidence of their deceit, or b) write to a comedy podcast? It's fairly easy for you to find out: just listen to AMT342. There's more information a...Show More

AMT341: Dirty Diana, McDonald's Fries and Frogs' Legs

39:23 | Oct 6th, 2016

In AMT341, Olly has some big news. Is it about his cat? Is it about an amazing bargain he bought at Costco?? Is it about a fake tan spray that never fades??? Is it even better than any of those things???? Listen now to find out! There's more informa...Show More

AMT340: Fitbits, Whale Poo and Mushy Peas

42:05 | Sep 22nd, 2016

Listeners, how terribly remiss of us to make it through three quarters of 2016 without marking the fact that it has been designated by the UN as the International Year of Pulses. But thankfully there's still three months of it in which to celebrate, ...Show More

AMT339: Dalmatians, Jaffa Cakes and Being On Fleek

38:42 | Sep 8th, 2016

In AMT339, all hail the greatest Middleton sibling - not the one that begat the next generation of royals; not the one with 2011's favourite bottom; the Marshmallow King! We also discover that Pringles were actually cakes, until they weren't; how yo...Show More

AMT338: Olympic Medals, Capital Cities and Cheating At Drug Tests

39:50 | Aug 25th, 2016

Your mother's been given some free space cake but she doesn't want to fail her workplace's random drug tests. What should she do? We tackle this question and many more in AMT338. Find out more about the episode at More

AMT337: Tandems, Oil Pulling and Reading Mum's Diary

35:45 | Aug 11th, 2016

Would you rather: a) be confronted with the reality that your parent is a fully functioning sexual being; b) eat a brain; c) drink Cointreau with a late-night kebab? These are just some of the struggles we deal with in AMT337. Find out more about the...Show More

AMT336: Slush Puppies, Hush Puppies and Streaking

41:43 | Jul 28th, 2016

There are many refreshments in Answer Me This! Episode 336: tea, milk, and a drink Olly describes as 'mashed-up urinal cake in a glass'. It's the new hipster cocktail! There's more about this episode at Twe...Show More

AMT335: Lego for the Lovelorn, Oscars for Oscar, and Drugs for Dogs

40:11 | Jul 14th, 2016

Who let the dogs out? And who got the dogs stoned? We address these canine questions and many more in Answer Me This! Episode 335. Find out more about it at Tweet us Be our Fa...Show More

AMT334: Glastonbury, the Genius Bar and the Price of Bricks

40:18 | Jun 30th, 2016

While Britain Brexits, the rest of us brick it. Well, one listener certainly does, as the proud owner of a single brick. Congratulations, that man. Find out more about Answer Me This! Episode 334 at Tweet us...Show More

AMT333: Buckingham Palace, Key Parties and Kestrels

41:18 | Jun 16th, 2016

In AMT333 we assist listeners with queries about Narnia spin-offs, kestrel welfare and environmentally responsible vibrator disposal. Find out more about it at Tweet us Be ou...Show More


46:32 | Jun 2nd, 2016

The show is BACK. During our break, Olly had a son; Helen went outside; and Martin the Sound Man didn't find the escape hatch. So, AMT322 proceeds as normal. Find out more about it at Tweet us http://twitter...Show More

AMT331: Lads' Mags, Cereal Toys and Blue Rinses

40:51 | Jan 28th, 2016

With Olly's baby poised to make his entrance into this world, AMT331 is our last episode before our three-month paternity leave. But there's the all-new AMT Love album ready for your ears at - and 331 episodes of A...Show More

AMT330: Butlers, Boxing and Bubbles

41:56 | Jan 14th, 2016

In AMT330, we ponder upon Air Force One, Donald Duck's familial responsibilities, and whether there's any point to being a boxing champion if you don't have a grill named after you. Is there any point to being anything if you don't have a grill named...Show More

The Best of AMT 2015

1:19:53 | Dec 24th, 2015

Join us for a jaunt through the the best bits of Answer Me This! in 2015. Read all about it at Send questions for 2016 to, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype a...Show More

AMT329: Loyalty, Christmas Truthers, and the Shitting Uncle

44:03 | Dec 10th, 2015

One questioneer wrestles with the ethics of breeding Christmas-truther children who ruin everything for the other kiddos; another introduces us to the Catalan Christmas tradition we now desperately need to borrow. And there's plenty more in AMT329; g...Show More

AMT328: NaNoWriMo, Boxes of Chocolates and Snooping on Christmas Presents

38:39 | Nov 26th, 2015

How do you tell your mum that she is a STUPID WOMAN who is RUINING CHRISTMAS by buying you the WRONG GIFT? Plus other polite and classy problems compose AMT328. Find out more about the episode at Send quest...Show More

AMT327: The Weeknd, Veggie Weddings and Greek Wine

43:12 | Nov 12th, 2015

Pop the party poppers! AMT327 is here, with The Weeknd feeling his face and Andy McNab showing his face. Find out all about this episode at Send questions to, or the Quest...Show More

AMT326: Crying, Gogglebox, and the Haka Dance

40:15 | Oct 29th, 2015

Can farts cure crying? How is Gogglebox concocted? And what's really going on inside matryoshka dolls? Delve into these mysteries and more in AMT326, by visiting Send questions to answermethispodcast@google...Show More

AMT325: Circus Music, Submersibles and Tom from MySpace

40:57 | Oct 15th, 2015

Today's questioneers face ruin: browser history ruining a surprise; other people ruining the choice of baby names; and ruining your own chances of shagging a houseguest. Don't ruin your own life by failing to listen to AMT325. Visit http://answermeth...Show More

AMT324: Eggstraction, Disney Jail, and Boners

40:15 | Oct 1st, 2015

Today's questioneers have family troubles: troubles with their parents' TMI; troubles with being an egg-peeling mother; troubles with having spawned a kid who's a bit of an arsehole. But wait, there's more! Find the full range of problems contained i...Show More

AMT323: Snail-Purging, Gondolas, and Macho Peas

40:38 | Sep 17th, 2015

What is the greatest sorrow of being let go from a job? The loss of income? The blow to the self-esteem? The fear for the future? Or not even having tried the macho peas?????Listeners struggle with this and numerous other problems in AMT323. Find out...Show More

AMT322: Selfie Stick Deaths, Hair Transplants and Phone A Friend

39:43 | Sep 3rd, 2015

Today's listeners are afraid of holidays, perplexed by hair transplants, and worried about death by selfie stick. Find out more at Send questions to, or the Question Line ...Show More

AMT321: XXX Parents, Networking and Bad Blood

44:19 | Aug 20th, 2015

Today's questioneers are concerned about networking, Taylor Swift's 'Bad Blood', and what they've found on their parents' hard drives. Hear about these problems and more at questions to answermethispodca...Show More

AMT320: Romcoms, Red Velvet Cake, and Your Local Munch

39:41 | Aug 6th, 2015

Today's questioneers are concerned about registering their babies, the first ever romantic comedy, and what the hell is so red in red velvet cake. For more details about this episode, and to obtain it via other means than this one, visit http://answ...Show More

AMT319: Dominatrix Days Out, Glitter, and Paul Simon Says

41:33 | Jul 23rd, 2015

Today's questioneers share their despair about the correct mustard to use in recipes, the New Zealand flag referendum, and relationships with a dominatrix. For more details about this episode, and to obtain it via other means than this one, visit ht...Show More

AMT318: Juliet's Balcony, Bluetooth and The Snip

41:15 | Jul 9th, 2015

Today's questioneers wonder about Noel Edmonds's small Twitter fanbase, the oldest pub in Britain, and vasectomy aftercare. For more details about this episode, and different ways to obtain it, visit qu...Show More

AMT317: Multiplexes, the Peace Symbol and the D-Box

40:21 | Jun 25th, 2015

Today we help listeners deal with their ex-flatmates, their saucy-looking sibling relationships, and their inferiority complexes over their local multiplex. We also learn about the peace symbol, St Petersburg becoming Leningrad becoming St Petersburg...Show More

AMT316: Hypothetically Dead Flatmates, Actually Alive Mike Oldfield, and Quinoa

39:07 | Jun 11th, 2015

How do you persuade your flatmate to bequeath you her cats? Should you pay for banana peel? And what should you do with a stranger's sweaty underwear?Find out more about this episode by:1. listening to it; 2. visiting More

AMT315: Goatees, Jazz Dabs and Getting a Stonk On

43:24 | May 28th, 2015

Today's questioneers need help with a caffeine overdose, infidelity discovery and getting a stonk on. Plus Olly discovers a surprising new phobia.You will find full notes about this episode at questions t...Show More

AMT314: Tinfoil Hats, Stealing from Castles, and Giraffe Heads

42:14 | May 14th, 2015

In AMT314 we tackle questions about how to dump your slowpoke training-buddy, what your children should call you, and what's up with tinfoil hats.Full notes about this episode at questions to answermethis...Show More

AMT313: Love on an Escalator, Political Posters and Poogatory

43:08 | Apr 30th, 2015

A questioneer has to choose between her health and her dream job. Another wants to eat something older than he is. Decisions, decisions. Read more about the episode at Send questions to answermethispodcas...Show More

AMT312: Jobs in Antarctica, Yog(h)(o)urt, and Small Manparts

45:30 | Apr 16th, 2015

Today we hear from questioneers who are dreaming of Antarctica, dreaming of pub quiz victory, and dreaming of riding a non-tiny wanger. Read more about the episode at Send questions to answermethispodcast@googlema...Show More

AMT311: Buddha, Starbucks and the Hollywood Walk of Fame

43:20 | Apr 2nd, 2015

Today we learn the topless past of the Starbucks logo, how you get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and the cost of installing a bowling alley in your house. Find out more about this episode at ques...Show More

AMT310: Brownies, Crisps and the Jurassic Park Ballet

39:31 | Mar 19th, 2015

Today's episode features post-coital smoking, Cubs in a car crash, and the continuing soap opera of one poor questioneer's life. Visit for more information about this episode, plus a whole load of other jazz....Show More

AMT309: Baked Bean Baths, Gotham and Melanie Griffith's Lion

41:54 | Mar 5th, 2015

Unsuitable celebrity pets prowl through today's episode; visit to find out more about it. We also take a dip in a charity bathful of beans, try to see into Snoopy's psyche, and cosh each other with stage weap...Show More

AMT308: Pink Hair, Sleeping Naked and Tom Jones's Knickers

40:38 | Feb 19th, 2015

Today we deliberate over careers, redundancy, hair dye and the Royals eating hot dogs. Jog over to to learn more about this episode.Send questions to, or the Question Line (...Show More

AMT307: Happy Meals, Grumpy Cat and Coconuts

37:55 | Feb 5th, 2015

Hey you! Stroll over to to learn more about this episode.Send questions to, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us More

AMT306: Ainsley Harriott, Colleagues on Tinder, and Chicken Kiev

44:37 | Jan 22nd, 2015

Jog along to to read all about today's episode.Send questions to, or the Question Line (dial 0208 123 5877 or Skype answermethis)Tweet us our Facebook fr...Show More

AMT305: Stolen Olives, Men with Tiny Feet, and Chicken and Egg

39:53 | Jan 8th, 2015

Happy new year, listeners! The first AMT of 2015 is an absolute peach, so trot over to to read all about it.Tweet us our Facebook friend at More

AMT304: Roller Derby, Baby Models and the Swiss Cheese Pervert

43:36 | Dec 11th, 2014

All the information you crave about AMT304 is at Answer Me This! Christmas is available at, as well as iTunes and Amazon. Fill your boots.

AMT303: Dewey Decimals, Sexy Cheese and Disney Turkey Legs

43:11 | Nov 27th, 2014

All the information about this episode is at You can buy the AMT Christmas album and episodes 1-170 at, and you'd be supporting the show by doing so. Hooray!


31:09 | May 30th, 2013

Coke Bottles, Gentlemen's Clubs and Desert Island Luxuries


30:16 | May 23rd, 2013

Plant-Murder, Presents for Presidents, and Dumbo


28:58 | May 16th, 2013

Google Doodles, Polling Stations and Magpies


32:05 | May 9th, 2013

Sea Lions, Hot Tubs and Dead Ducks


30:37 | May 2nd, 2013

Volvos, Bangs and the end of JLS


28:59 | Apr 25th, 2013

Space Food, Artex and Goat Lungs


30:58 | Apr 18th, 2013

Refreshers, Dead Rats and Giving People Wood


35:13 | Apr 11th, 2013

with special guest Isy Suttie


30:16 | Apr 4th, 2013

Wikipedia, Morning Sickness and Arsenic in the Walls


29:09 | Mar 28th, 2013

Pizza Delivery, Fluffy Dice and the Pope's Sauna


29:47 | Mar 7th, 2013

The Fugitive, Umbrellas and Sweet and Sour Pork Balls


31:21 | Feb 28th, 2013

Google Glass, Flu Camp and London, Ontario


32:50 | Feb 21st, 2013

Corgis, Armageddon and Bedroom Antics


30:53 | Feb 14th, 2013

Les Miserables Obsessions, Fortune-Teller Fish and Tongues


31:12 | Feb 7th, 2013

Smells, Bouquets and Annie Lennox


30:57 | Jan 31st, 2013

Gherkins, Stolen Potatoes and Simon versus Garfunkel


30:37 | Jan 24th, 2013

Bow Ties, Monopoly and Onesies


29:56 | Jan 17th, 2013

Baby Photos, Diners and Fairground Goldfish


30:42 | Jan 10th, 2013

Grand Designs, Conception and Jools Holland


30:36 | Dec 6th, 2012

Doughnuts, Bookshops, and Andy Warhol's Wig


30:46 | Nov 29th, 2012

Skydiving, Australian Christmas, and Spying on your Kids


29:07 | Nov 22nd, 2012

Childbirth, TGI Friday's and Chico Time


28:18 | Nov 15th, 2012

Milkshake, Twix and Cousin Sex


30:18 | Nov 8th, 2012

Wet Bars, Flamenco and 1650-Year-Old Wine


32:13 | Nov 1st, 2012

James Bond's Martinis, Horse Fluffers and Appendectomies in Antarctica


30:54 | Oct 25th, 2012

Citizen Kane, the Rolling Stones' Hair, and Hercule Poirot's Pants


30:39 | Oct 18th, 2012

Divas, the Industrial Revolution, and Sporks


27:44 | Oct 11th, 2012

Personal Massagers, Maths Cheats and Hotel Bathrooms


28:11 | Oct 4th, 2012

Pringles, Baby Showers and Special K


29:29 | Sep 27th, 2012

Court Artists, One Direction, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt


31:12 | Sep 20th, 2012

The Tooth Fairy, Tom and Jerry, and Digestive Biscuits


32:10 | Aug 16th, 2012

Bryan Adams, Bizarre B&Bs and Angela Lansbury


27:39 | Aug 9th, 2012

Vatican Olympians, Carbonara and Zooey Deschanel


27:59 | Aug 2nd, 2012

Captain Hook, Pyrotechnics and the Return of Gordon Ramsay


28:45 | Jul 26th, 2012

Timbuktu, Danny Boyle, and the Phantom of the Opera


29:21 | Jul 19th, 2012

Caffeine, Kissing and the Women's Institute


29:42 | Jul 12th, 2012

Cain and Abel, Curry Houses, and that bitch Tinkerbell


29:47 | Jul 5th, 2012

Brighton, Battersea Power Station, and Fudge


27:41 | Jun 28th, 2012

The Owl and the Pussycat, Bridesmaids and Pole Dancing


30:50 | Jun 21st, 2012

Spin the Bottle, Salad and the Electric Chair


29:18 | Jun 14th, 2012

Bomb Shelters, Ceefax, and Saucy Playing Cards


29:05 | Jun 7th, 2012

Teletubbies, Embarrassing Bodies and Fifty Shades of Grey


29:27 | May 31st, 2012

Sunburn, Chinos and Singin' In the Milk


30:25 | May 24th, 2012

Keeping Up Appearances, Non-Alcoholic Beer, and Grapes


28:55 | May 17th, 2012

Monks, LMFAO and Footballers' Hair


31:20 | May 10th, 2012

Downing Street, Superglue and Forgetting Sarah Marshall


32:10 | May 3rd, 2012

Mounted Police, Greek Yoghurt, and Steve Jobs Style


30:25 | Apr 26th, 2012

Agas, Leonard Nimoy and Glorious Technicolor


31:17 | Apr 19th, 2012

Pirate Weddings, Sexy Bumblebees, and Müller Yogurt


31:25 | Mar 22nd, 2012

Sham Marriage, Giant Sculptures and Rockstars vs. Televisions


30:47 | Mar 15th, 2012

Trojans, Hearses and Christian Barbecues


29:46 | Mar 8th, 2012

Big Bird, Toothpaste and the Earl of Sandwich


30:17 | Mar 1st, 2012

Ping-Pong, Gabrielle's Eyepatch, and Babyccino


25:15 | Feb 23rd, 2012

with special guest Jackie Mason


29:38 | Feb 16th, 2012

Scarecrows, Traffic Lights and Naked Shame


29:15 | Feb 9th, 2012

Inspector Morse, TV Weather, and Accidental Sexting


26:04 | Feb 2nd, 2012

Horrible Fiances, Apples and Bowler Hats


27:32 | Jan 26th, 2012

Leap Years, Teddy Boys and Andy McNab


30:19 | Jan 19th, 2012

Fry and Laurie, Moon Ownership, and Ready Steady Cook