Full Metal Chicken Eggs

0:00 | Oct 24th, 2008

Thanks and Enjoy!FMC thefullmetalchicken@hotmail.com"Sex with me is like the Special Olympics. Lot's of drooling, but in the end everybody's a winner."--Matt WeinholdObjection. But…that technical term...Show More

0:00 | Oct 24th, 2008

This week’s Podcast can be found here. As always earphones if you’re at work. http://www.archive.org/download/Fmce16/Fmce16_64kb.mp3 See I told you guys BURNABY, British Columbia - A western Canadian ...Show More

0:00 | Sep 19th, 2008

Thank You For Calling The Mental Health Hot Line... If you're obsessive/compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you're co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you're a multiple personality,...Show More

0:00 | Aug 22nd, 2008

A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while a $20 bill comes flying out of it...Show More

0:00 | Jun 13th, 2008

Full Metal Chicken Eggs Friday, June 13th, 2008 Now Available! FMCE in PODCAST - All the funny none of the reading!Click here: http://www.archive.org/download/Fmce13/Fmce13.mp3 Warning: Content is not...Show More

0:00 | Jun 6th, 2008

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their...Show More

0:00 | May 23rd, 2008

Now Available! FMCE in PODCAST - All the funny none of the reading!Click here: http://www.archive.org/download/Fmce12/Fmce12.mp3Warning: Content is not “work friendly” so headphones are recommended.Fo...Show More

0:00 | May 16th, 2008

Sorry for the time between the full metal chicken eggs but this isn't totally my fault. The biggest reason why I haven't put anything out is that I could find much out there to put in. Seriously this ...Show More