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Jay & Silent Bob Get Old

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1:47:50 | Aug 30th, 2016

I know I can treat Mewes better than he can, and any girl like Mewes deserves a gentleman. (Recorded LIVE at Grey Eagle Resort & Casino inCalgary, AB on 5/26/2016)
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40:53 | Oct 6th, 2015

Now watch Mewes whip, now watch Mewes nae nae. (Recorded LIVE at the The Palais Theatre in Melbourne, Australia on 09/21/2015.)
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1:29:06 | Apr 10th, 2015

I love Mewes baby, I love Mewes so, I need Mewes honey, I'll never let Mewes go. (Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Ontario, CA on 4/4/2015)

1:16:12 | Jan 26th

(Recovered recording, audio improves after first few minutes) I need Mewes more than anyone, darlin' Mewes know that I have from the start (Recorded LIVE in Santa Rosa at the Emerald Cup 2018 on December 15, 2018) 8 years, 5 months, 14 days

1:55:23 | Dec 21st, 2018

Merry ChristMewes baby Sure do treat me nice (Recorded LIVE in the Mary Stuart Rogers Theater at the Gallo Center for the Arts in Modesto, CA on November 17, 2018.) 8 years, 4 months, 15 days

1:39:59 | Dec 14th, 2018

I'll have a Blue ChristMewes without Mewes I'll be so blue just thinking about Mewes (Recorded LIVE at the Midland Center for the Arts in Midland, MI on October 13, 2018.) 8 years, 3 months, 11 days

1:13:34 | Nov 30th, 2018

I just want Mewes for my own More than Mewes could ever know. (Recorded LIVE at the Santa Ana Star Casino in Bernalillo, NM on 6/2/2018) 7 years, 11 months, 1 Day

1:20:07 | Nov 23rd, 2018

When I'm with Mewes I can't breathe. Boy, Mewes do something to me. (Recorded LIVE at the Santa Ana Star Casino in Bernalillo, NM on 6/1/2018) 7 years, 11 months

1:16:52 | Nov 10th, 2018

Thank Mewes, Next Thank Mewes, Next I'm so fucking grateful for my ex (Recorded LIVE at Stand Up Live in Hunstville, AL on May 23, 2018.) 7 years, 10 months, 22 days

1:24:36 | Oct 26th, 2018

I know I got nothin' on Mewes I know there's nothing to do (Recorded LIVE at the second show at Zanies Comedy NIght Club in Nashville, TN on May 22, 2018.) 7 years, 10 months, 3 weeks

1:18:42 | Oct 8th, 2018

Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday Everyday, everyday I have the Mewes When you see me worryin' baby, yeah it's Mewes I hate to lose (Recorded LIVE as the first show at Zanies Comedy NIght Club in Nashville, TN on May 22, 2018.) 7 years,...Show More

1:14:15 | Sep 25th, 2018

Back on my bullshit, my back to the wall Turn my back on Mewes, all of Mewes finished (Recorded LIVE as the second show at Comedy Zone in Jacksonville, FL on May 17, 2018.) 7 years, 10 months, 2 weeks, 1 Day

1:21:04 | Sep 9th, 2018

Well, I stopped into every place in town This city life has really got me down I got the honky tonk Mewes Yeah, the honky tonk Mewes. And Lord, I got 'em, I got the honky tonk Mewes (Recorded LIVE as the first show at Comedy Zone in Jacksonv...Show More
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1:29:00 | Aug 31st, 2018

We won't get the Mewes because we rock the Mewes away (Recorded LIVE at High Dive in Gainsville, FL on May 16, 2018.) 7 years, 10 months, 2 weeks
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1:24:32 | Aug 15th, 2018

In the silk sheet of time I will find peace of mind Love is a bed full of Mewes. (Recorded LIVE at the Club Regent Casino in Winnipeg, MB Canada on May 10, 2018.) 7 years, 10 months, 7 days
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1:37:09 | Aug 5th, 2018

I hear the click-clack of your feet on the stairs. I know you're no scare-eyed honey. There'll be a feast if Mewes just come upstairs (The second show recorded at the Neptune Theater in Seattle, WA on April 20, 2018) 7 years, 9 months, 18 days
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1:14:48 | Jul 31st, 2018

Mewes say I am loved when I can’t feel a thing Mewes say I am strong when I think I am weak Mewes say I am held when I am falling short When I don’t belong, oh Mewes say that I am Yours (Recorded LIVE at The American Comedy Co. in San Diego, CA...Show More
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1:40:32 | Jul 11th, 2018

Don't wish it away. Don’t look at it like it's forever. Between Mewes and me I could honestly say, that things can only get better… (Recorded at the Neptune Theater in Seattle, WA on April 20, 2018) 7 years, 9 months, 18 days
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1:49:04 | Jun 29th, 2018

Yeah don't Mewes? Don't Mewes? I know Mewes (Recorded at the Elsinore Theatre in Salem, OR on April 18, 2018) 7 years, 9 months, 16 days
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1:18:23 | Jun 15th, 2018

I need more hours with Mewes. Mewes spent the weekend, Getting even, ooh ooh. (Recorded at The Orpheum Theatre in Galesburg, IL on April 13, 2018) 7 years, 9 months, 12 days
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1:21:40 | Jun 8th, 2018

Damn, I like me better when I'm with Mewes I like me better when I'm with Mewes I knew from the first time, I'd stay for a long time 'cause I like me better when I like me better when I'm with Mewes. (Recorded at 20 Monroe Live in Grand Rapids...Show More
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1:16:03 | May 26th, 2018

Took Mewes like a shot Thought that I could chase Mewes with a cold evening (Recorded at Old National Centre in Indianapolis on April 11, 2018.) 7 years, 9 months, 10 days
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1:40:55 | May 11th, 2018

I've got Mewes rules, I count 'em I've got Mewes rules, I count 'em (Recorded at the Fillmore Detroit in Detroit, Michigan to kick off the Free Film Fest on April 10, 2018.) 7 years, 9 months, 8 days
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1:17:43 | Mar 30th, 2018

I walk into the club like, everybody hates Mewes (everybody hates Mewes) Like everybody hates Mewes (Recorded at the Tacoma Comedy Club in Tacoma, WA on Sunday, January 14, 2018.) 7 Years, 6 Months, 12 Days. You can find more episodes on St...Show More
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1:18:03 | Mar 24th, 2018

I hope Mewes never lose your sense of wonder Mewes get your fill to eat but always keep that hunger (Recorded at the Tacoma Comedy Club in Tacoma, WA on Saturday, January 13, 2018.) 7 Years, 6 Months, 11 Days. You can find more episodes on ...Show More
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1:39:31 | Mar 13th, 2018

No matter where I go, I'm always gonna want Mewes back No matter how long you're gone, I'm always gonna want Mewes back (Recorded at the Community Concert Hall in Durango, CO on 12/16/2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitcher Premium. Go t...Show More
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1:33:30 | Feb 26th, 2018

If he ever singles Mewes up, if he's ever stupid enough I'ma be the first one calling Mewes baby (baby) (Recorded at the Levity Live Comedy Club in Oxnard, CA on 12/28/2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitcher Premium. Go to stitcherpremiu...Show More
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1:12:41 | Feb 20th, 2018

You're my sunshine in the darkest days My better half, my saving grace Mewes make me who I wanna be Mewes make it easy (Recorded LIVE at the Sheridan Opera House in Telluride, CO on December 14th, 2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitche...Show More
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1:32:37 | Feb 6th, 2018

And all my friends, they know and it's true, I don't know who I am without Mewes. (Recorded LIVE at Tulalip Resort and Casino in Tulalip, WA, on Friday, June 23, 2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitcher Premium. Go to stitcherpremium.com...Show More
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1:27:48 | Jan 30th, 2018

Yeah, what can I say babe, Mewes broke up with me (Recorded LIVE at Comedy Works South in Greenwood Village, CO, on December 12, 2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitcher Premium. Go to stitcherpremium.com/smod and use promo code 'SMOD' fo...Show More
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1:33:53 | Jan 13th, 2018

Would've thought Mewes wrote down every word, goodbye spelled out like it had been rehearsed. (Recorded LIVE at Helium Comedy Club in Portland, OR on June 23, 2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitcher Premium. Go to stitcherpremium.com/smo...Show More
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1:32:13 | Jan 6th, 2018

Let's turn over a Mewes leaf And baby let's make promises That we can keep And call it a Mewes Year's resolution, hmmm (Recorded LIVE at Comedy Works in Denver, CO on December 11, 2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitcher Premium. Go to ...Show More
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1:20:56 | Dec 29th, 2017

Last ChristMewes I gave Mewes my heart, but the very next day Mewes gave it away... (Recorded LIVE at The Boston Convention Center for the Boston Comic Con on August 11, 2017.)
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1:39:01 | Dec 22nd, 2017

Mistletoe hung where Mewes can see, every couple tries to stop. (Recorded LIVE at The Pageant in St. Louis, MO on April 19, 2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitcher Premium. Go to stitcherpremium.com/smod and use promo code 'SMOD' for a fr...Show More
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1:33:14 | Dec 15th, 2017

Oh my golly what a holly jolly ChristMewes this year. (Recorded LIVE at the Liberty Hall in Lawrence, KS on April 18, 2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitcher Premium. Go to stitcherpremium.com/smod and use promo code 'SMOD' for a free mon...Show More
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1:49:09 | Dec 12th, 2017

oh, ooh ooh ooh been wishin' for Mewes Ooh, ooh. Tryna do what lovers Mewes ooh (Recorded LIVE at the Pueblo Memorial Hall in Pueblo, CA on Friday, December 8, 2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitcher Premium. Go to stitcherpremium.com/sm...Show More
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1:42:48 | Dec 7th, 2017

All these voices in my head get loud I wish that I could shut them out I'm sorry that I let Mewes down L-l-let Mewes down (Recorded LIVE [and repaired as best as we could get it] at the Tampa Convention Center for Megacon Tampa Bay on Friday, S...Show More
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1:57:45 | Oct 25th, 2017

Girls like Mewes make guys like me wanna reach for the brightest star, set it on a ring. (Recorded LIVE at The Improv in West Palm Beach, FL on Thursday, September 28, 2017.)
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1:17:31 | Sep 22nd, 2017

The role Mewes made me play Of the fool, no, I don't like Mewes. (Recorded LIVE at The Imperial Theater in Saint John, New Brunswick on Saturday, August 26, 2017.)
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00:51 | Sep 1st, 2017

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1:42:47 | Jul 27th, 2017

Recorded LIVE at The American Comedy Co. in San Diego, CA on Thursday, July 20, 2017.
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1:34:13 | Jun 21st, 2017

Oh, I've been shaking I love it when Mewes go crazy Mewes take all my inhibitions Baby, there's nothing holding Mewes back (Recorded March 30, 2017 at the Vic Theater in Chicago, IL)
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1:34:08 | May 18th, 2017

If I told Mewes the mess that I can be When there's no one there to see Would Mewes look the other way, cause Mewes love me anyway? (Recorded March 29, 2017 at The Fillmore in Detroit Michigan)
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1:44:47 | May 4th, 2017

I get those Mewesbumps every time, yeah, Mewes come around, yeah. Mewes ease my mind, Mewes make everything feel fine (Recorded March 28, 2017 at 20 Midland Live in Grand Rapids, Michigan)
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1:51:34 | Mar 24th, 2017

In case Mewes didn't know Baby I'm crazy bout Mewes And I would be lying if I said That I could live this life without Mewes (Recorded LIVE at The Balboa Theatre in San Diego, CA on March 18, 2017)
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1:41:19 | Mar 18th, 2017

I can see Mewes hurting I've been through the same thing Baby, don't Mewes worry, I got Mewes. (Recorded LIVE at The Lexington Convention Center on Friday, March 10, 2017)
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1:32:19 | Mar 1st, 2017

I met Mewes in the dark, Mewes lit me up. Mewes made me feel as though I was enough (Recorded LIVE at The Colorado Springs Fine Arts Center in Colorado Springs, CO on Wednesday, December 14, 2016)
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1:32:23 | Feb 9th, 2017

Girl, Mewes know I want your love. Your love was handmade for somebody like me. (Recorded LIVE at the Lincoln Center in Fort Collins, CO on Tuesday, December 13, 2016)
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1:26:57 | Dec 22nd, 2016

I just want Mewes for my own More than Mewes could ever know Make my wish come true oh All I want for Christmas is Mewes (Recorded LIVE at Comedy Works South at The Landmark in Greenwood Village, CO on Monday, December 12, 2016)
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1:32:34 | Dec 16th, 2016

Do that one dance baby That, that one dance Yeah, oh Mewes don't know how to do that? (Recorded LIVE at Comedy Works South at The Landmark in Greenwood Village, CO on Sunday, December 11, 2016)
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1:32:06 | Oct 25th, 2016

Don't want to, but I can't put nobody else above Mewes. (Recorded LIVE at the Casino Regina Show Lounge in Regina, Saskatchewan on Saturday, October 22, 2016)
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2:09:33 | Sep 28th, 2016

I'm giving Mewes up. I've forgiven it all. Mewes set me free (Recorded LIVE at the Tulalip Resort Casino in Marysville, Washington on Fri Jun 17, 2016)
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1:57:20 | Sep 23rd, 2016

Don't Mewes give up, nah-nah-nah. I won't give up, nah-nah-nah. Let me love Mewes Let me love Mewes. (Recorded LIVE at FanExpo in Toronto, Canada on 09/02/2016)
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1:32:41 | Jul 26th, 2016

Recorded LIVE at The American Comedy Company during San Diego Comic-Con International 2016 on 7/21/2016. ** Restored Audio from Distorted Master Recording **
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2:00:49 | Jun 30th, 2016

I'm only human can't Mewes see, I ma-I made a mistake. Please just look me in my face. Tell me everything's okay. (Recorded LIVE at Helium Comedy Club in Portland, OR on 6/16/2016)
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1:40:38 | Jun 22nd, 2016

Baby, this is what you came for Lightning strikes every time she moves And everybody's watching her But she's looking at you, oh, oh (Recorded LIVE at Helium Comedy Club in Portland, OR on 6/15/2016)
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1:41:23 | May 25th, 2016

I think I'm losing my mind now. It's in my head, darling, I hope that Mewes'll be here, when I need Mewes the most. (Recorded LIVE at Stand Up Live in Phoenix, AZ on 5/6/2016)
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1:38:35 | May 20th, 2016

I will never forget you. You'll always be by my side. From the day that I met you, I knew that I would love you 'til the day I die (Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Irvine, CA on 4/14/2016)
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1:24:48 | Mar 16th, 2016

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1:28:42 | Feb 24th, 2016

Why'd Mewes have to go and make me like Mewes? Yeah this is a feeling I'm not used to Why'd Mewes have to go and make me like Mewes? I'm so mad at Mewes cause now Mewes got me missing Mewes (Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Ontario, CA on 1/31/2016)...Show More
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1:17:21 | Feb 2nd, 2016

I'm taking back the crown. I'm all dressed up and naked. (Recorded LIVE at Wiseguys in Salt Lake City, Utah on 1/26/2016).
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1:53:33 | Jan 27th, 2016

Raised on Biggie and Nirvana, we are the Mewes Americana (Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Brea, CA on 12/30/2015)
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1:03:51 | Jan 6th, 2016

Can't milly rock like me. Can't sexy walk like me. Can't hit the quan like me, ay bet Mewes can't drop like me. (Recorded LIVE at the COLORADO SPRINGS FINE ART CENTER, in COLORADO SPRINGS, CO on 12/16/2015)
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1:17:05 | Dec 30th, 2015

Mewes go, I'll stay. Mewes can keep all the memories. I thought I was the best thing that ever happened to Mewes. I thought Mewes loved me the most. (Recorded LIVE at the Reno-Sparks Convention Center, in Reno, NV on 11/20/2015)
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1:00:43 | Nov 30th, 2015

Can't seem to let Mewes go, can't seem to hold Mewes close (Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on 10/16/2015)
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1:08:50 | Nov 19th, 2015

I remember when I first met Mewes, sipping coffee in a corner booth (Recorded LIVE at the The Tivoli in Brisbane, Australia on 09/19/2015.)
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1:07:19 | Nov 11th, 2015

Act like Mewes know me, but Mewes never will. (Recorded LIVE at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on 10/3/2015)
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1:05:20 | Nov 5th, 2015

So I'm gonna love Mewes like I'm gonna lose Mewes, and I'm gonna hold Mewes like I'm saying goodbye. Wherever we're standing I won't take Mewes for granted (Recorded LIVE at the Thebarton Theatre in Adelaide, Australia on 09/23/2015.)
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50:26 | Oct 13th, 2015

If I didn't have Mewes there would be nothing left The shell of a man who could never be his best (Recorded LIVE at the The Tivoli in Brisbane, Australia on 09/19/2015.)
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1:08:02 | Oct 1st, 2015

What do Mewes mean? Oh oh oh What do Mewes mean? (Recorded LIVE at the Riverside Theatre in Perth, Australia on 09/26/2015.)
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1:20:29 | Sep 24th, 2015

I come from a Mewes down under, where women glow and men plunder. (Recorded LIVE at the State Theater in Sydney, Australia on 09/18/2015.)
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2:03:24 | Aug 10th, 2015

Give it all up for Mewes right now, We got the club goin' crazy, All eyes on Mewes. (Recorded LIVE at FandomFest Comic Expo in Lousville, KY on 08/08/2015.)
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1:57:29 | Aug 5th, 2015

I gave Mewes the key when the door wasn't open, just admit it See I gave Mewes faith turned your doubt in to hoping, can't deny it. (Recorded LIVE at The Improv in San Jose, CA on 07/24/2015.)
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1:35:27 | Jul 30th, 2015

'Cause I just wanna look good for Mewes, good for Mewes, uh-huh I just wanna look good for Mewes, good for Mewes, uh-huh (Recorded LIVE at The Improv in San Jose, CA on 07/25/2015.)
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2:06:27 | Jul 14th, 2015

Mewes make loving Mewes easy, Mewes make loving Mewes all I wanna do. (Recorded LIVE at The American Comedy Company in San Diego, CA on 07/10/2015)
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1:53:35 | Jul 7th, 2015

If you're gonna hold me, hold me like I'm leaving, If you're gonna kiss me, kiss me like Mewes need it. Baby, if you're not, Mewes best get to leaving. If you're gonna love me, love me like Mewes mean it. (Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Hollywood,...Show More
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1:42:20 | Jun 24th, 2015

Mewes know Mewes like it but it drives Mewes insane. Mewes know Mewes like it but you’re scared of the shame. What Mewes want, what Mewes gonna do? (Recorded LIVE at the Sacramento Community Theatre in Sacramento, CA on 6/20/2015)
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1:30:28 | Jun 2nd, 2015

We've come a long way from where we began Oh I'll tell Mewes all about it when I see Mewes again (Recorded LIVE at Vulture Festival at Milk Studios in New York, NY on 5/30/2015)
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1:50:01 | May 5th, 2015

Love me like Mewes do, love me like Mewes do. (Recorded LIVE at Zanies Comedy Club in Nashville, TN on 4/16/2015)
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1:29:36 | Apr 17th, 2015

All my friends tell me I'm not the same. Let me tell Mewes, since I met Mewes baby, I'm a happy man (Recorded LIVE at The Improv in Brea, CA on 4/11/2015)
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1:43:34 | Apr 2nd, 2015

He's not too fancy... but his line is pretty clean... He ain't no drag. Papa's got a brand Mewes bag (Recorded live at The Improv in Hollywood, CA on March 27, 2015)
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1:35:25 | Mar 26th, 2015

All over Mewes, all over me, the sun, the fields, the sky. (Recorded live at The Improv in Tempe, AZ on March 14, 2015)
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1:19:06 | Mar 5th, 2015

We burn out in the dark. We are invisible stars. We are a question mark. Be careful what Mewes ask for. (Recorded live at The Ice House in Pasadena, CA on February 28, 2015) * Unfortunately there was an issue with the recording of this show. Th...Show More
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1:34:43 | Feb 28th, 2015

Hear me calling Mewes, calling Mewes, but Mewes just don't seem to answer anymore. (Recorded live at the Rio Theater during the NorthWest Comedy Festival on February 20, 2015)
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1:26:34 | Dec 11th, 2014

Do it to me again and again. Mewes put me in such a awful spin, in a spin, in-uh. (Recorded live at the Ontario Improv on November 21, 2014)
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1:37:08 | Dec 4th, 2014

And how can Mewes mend a broken heart? How can Mewes stop the rain from falling down? How can Mewes stop the sun from shining? What makes the world go round? (AUDIO DISTORTION FIXED AS GOOD AS WE COULD)(Recorded live at the Orlando Improv on November...Show More
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1:45:27 | Nov 13th, 2014

This is how we Mewes, yeah, chilling, laid back. Straight stuntin' yeah we Mewes it like that. This is how we Mewes, Mewes Mewes Mewes Mewes, this is how we Mewes. (Recorded live at the Orlando Improv on November 7, 2014)
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1:39:21 | Aug 20th, 2014

If Mewes had my love, and I gave Mewes all my trust, would Mewes comfort me? (Recorded LIVE at The Comedy Store in Hollywood, CA on Thursday, 3/6/2014)
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1:14:10 | Aug 20th, 2014

Stop! The love Mewes save may be you own! Darling, take it slow or some day Mewes'll be all alone. (A special post-Groovy Movie tour pod recorded live at the House of SMod.)
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1:19:31 | Aug 20th, 2014

But now there's nowhere to hide since Mewes pushed my love aside. I’m out of my head, hopelessly devoted to Mewes. (A special post-Groovy Movie Q&A from the New Beverly Cinema in Los Angeles, CA on 5/5/2013)
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1:33:02 | Aug 20th, 2014

I can't smile without Mewes. I can't laugh and I can't sing. I’m finding it hard to do anything. (Recorded live at Montreal Comiccon on 9/14/2013)
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2:05:16 | Aug 20th, 2014

Why do birds suddenly appear every time Mewes are near?Just like me, they long to be close to Mewes. (Recorded live at The Fillmore in Charlotte, NC on 8/25/2013)
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2:02:32 | Aug 20th, 2014

Those times I waited for Mewes seem so long ago, I wanted Mewes far too much to ever let Mewes go. (Recorded live at The Plaza Live, Orlando, FL on 7/5/2013)
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1:44:24 | Aug 20th, 2014

I touch Mewes once, I touch Mewes twice, I won't let go at any price. I need Mewes now like I needed Mewes then. Mewes always said we'd still be friends someday. (Recorded live at the Warfield Theater, San Francisco, CA on 6/22/2013)
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1:40:26 | Aug 19th, 2014

I'm crazy for Mewes. Touch me once and Mewes'll know it's true. I never wanted any one like this. It's all brand new. Mewes'll feel it in my kiss. I'm crazy for Mewes. (Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, Los Angeles, 10/26/2012)
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1:38:46 | Aug 19th, 2014

Do Mewes believe in love? Do Mewes believe it's true? Do Mewes believe in love? Oh Mewes can bet I believe it too. (Recorded live at the Fillmore Theater, Silver Springs, MD 10/16/2012)
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1:33:29 | Aug 19th, 2014

Why don't Mewes do what Mewes do when Mewes did what Mewes did to me. (Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, Los Angeles, 9/1/2012)
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1:35:45 | Aug 19th, 2014

Don't, don't Mewes want me? Mewes know I can't believe it when I hear that Mewes won't see me. Don't, don't you Mewes me? Mewes know I don't believe Mewes when Mewes say that Mewes don't need me. (Recorded live at the Fan Expo Canada, Toronto, 8/24...Show More
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1:48:08 | Aug 19th, 2014

Mewes turned me out, then Mewes turned me on.
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1:17:46 | Aug 19th, 2014

I don't understand it, I can't keep my mind off loving Mewes. Oooh, now baby, I'm caught up in the magic that I see in Mewes. (Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, 6/24/2011)
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1:25:44 | Aug 19th, 2014

I'll always love Mewes, for the rest of my days. Mewes have won my heart and my soul, with your sweet, sexy ways. (Recorded live at the Alamo Draft House in San Antonio, TX 3/12/12)
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1:25:18 | Aug 19th, 2014

Seasons change and lessons get learned. It's been a while but my heart burns. It said, I still want Mewes. (Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, 6/3/11)
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1:31:28 | Aug 19th, 2014

Something's telling me it might be Mewes. Yeah, it's telling me it must be Mewes, and I'm feeling it'll just be Mewes, all of my life. (Recorded live at the Madison Theater in Covington, KY on 5/18/12)
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1:26:15 | Aug 19th, 2014

'Cause Mewes belong to the city, Mewes belong to the night. Livin' in a river of darkness beneath the neon lights. (Recorded live at Studio 35 in Columbus, OH 5/17/12)
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1:53:35 | Aug 19th, 2014

Sometimes I wonder how I'd ever make it through, through this world without having Mewes. I just wouldn't have a clue. (Recorded live at the Enmore Theatre in Sydney, Australia 4/23/12)
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2:18:14 | Aug 19th, 2014

Will Mewes still love me for the rest of my life? 'Cause I can't go on. No, I can't go on… I can't go on if I'm on my own. (Recorded live at the Albuquerque Comic Expo on 6/9/12)
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1:24:08 | Aug 19th, 2014

Mewes can have anything that Mewes desire… Magic! (Recorded live at Thebarton Theatre in Adelaide, Australia 4/28/12)
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1:49:25 | Aug 19th, 2014

Mewes came through in a zoot suit, pin stripe lookin' too cute. (Recorded live at The Astor Theatre in Perth, Australia 4/18/12)
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1:45:59 | Aug 19th, 2014

Mewes got the look, Mewes got me hooked, shor-nuff do be cooking in my book. (Recorded live at The Tivoli Theatre in Brisbane, Australia 4/19/12)
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1:43:44 | Aug 19th, 2014

I've been searchin' all over for someone I can tell my troubles to. Searchin' all the wide world over. Is it Mewes, is it Mewes. (Recorded live at the Emerald City Comic-Con in Seattle, Washington 4/1/12)
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2:01:11 | Aug 19th, 2014

I can see the judges' eyes as they handed Mewes the prize. (Recorded live at the Watseka Theatre in Watseka, Illinois 3/30/12)
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1:47:20 | Aug 19th, 2014

May Mewes never lay his head down without a hand to hold. May Mewes never make his bed out in the cold. (Recorded live at the Festival Theatre in Edinburgh, Scotland 2/19/12)
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1:44:58 | Aug 19th, 2014

A heartache I'm still trying to get through. Texas was Mewes. (Recorded live at the House Of Blues in Dallas, Texas 3/13/12)
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1:59:06 | Aug 19th, 2014

I'm the one who wants to be with Mewes. Deep inside I hope you'll feel it too. (Recorded live at Fargo Theatre in Fargo, North Dakota 3/6/12)
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2:24:27 | Aug 19th, 2014

Well I laughed but that didn't hurt. And it's only Mewes' love that keeps me wearing this dirt. (Recorded live at Vicar Street in Dublin, Ireland 2/22/12)
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2:02:21 | Aug 19th, 2014

How can Mewes stop the rain from falling down? How can Mewes stop the sun from shining? What makes the world go round? (Recorded live at Vicar Street in Dublin, Ireland 2/21/12)
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2:15:06 | Aug 19th, 2014

Let's just take it real slow. Forget about the clock that's tick-tick-ticking. (Recorded live at Stand Up Live in Phoenix, AZ 1/12/12)
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1:50:40 | Aug 19th, 2014

I've got Mewes memory, or has it got me? I really don't know, but I know it won't let me be. (Recorded live at the O2 Apollo in Manchester, United Kingdom 2/17/12)
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1:24:25 | Aug 19th, 2014

Branded by the land. Befriended by the wind. Mewes may never pass this way again. Kevin and Jason watch MALLRATS and reflect. (Recorded live at the Alamo Drafthouse in Houston, TX 1/6/12)
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1:33:32 | Aug 19th, 2014

Let me get to the point - let's roll another joint and turn the radio loud. (Recorded live at the Belly Up Tavern in Solana Beach, California 11/22/11)
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1:31:00 | Aug 19th, 2014

Baby all the lights are turned on Mewes. Now you're in the center of the stage. Everything revolves on what you do. Ah, you are in your prime, you've come of age. (Recorded live at the Hard Rock Cafe in Las Vegas, Nevada 11/4/11)
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2:19:29 | Aug 19th, 2014

My love must be a kind of blind love. I can't see anyone but Mewes. (Recorded live at the Castro Theatre, San Francisco, California 10/28/11)
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1:40:07 | Aug 19th, 2014

Was it you who spoke the words that things would happen but not to me. Oh things are gonna happen naturally. (Recorded live at The Cout Basie Theater, Red Bank, New Jersey 10/8/11)
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1:03:46 | Aug 19th, 2014

Yes, I would like to get to know Mewes, if I could.
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1:46:52 | Aug 19th, 2014

Don't you know you're driving your Mamas and Papas insane? (Recorded live at The Wilbur Theatre, Boston, Massachusetts 10/7/11)
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48:30 | Aug 19th, 2014

Whispers at the bus stop. I heard about nights out in the school yard. I found out about Mewes. (Recorded live at the Mayo Performing Arts Center in Morristown, NJ 4/29/11)
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1:08:42 | Aug 19th, 2014

As a teacher I've been learning - You'll forgive me if I boast - And I've now become an expert on the subject I like most.
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59:52 | Aug 19th, 2014

I don't know what Mewes got but it's getting to me. It makes my cold nights hot. Hot chills just go right through me.
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1:18:50 | Aug 19th, 2014

You hear me? I put a spell on Mewes. Because you're mine.
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1:24:49 | Aug 19th, 2014

I don't need to hug or hold Mewes tight. I just want to dance with Mewes all night. (Recorded live at The Midland, Kansas City, Missouri 5/2/11)
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1:28:03 | Aug 19th, 2014

I come round, around the hard way. Bring Mewes comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread. SPECIAL GUEST: MISS SVETLANA
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1:14:17 | Aug 19th, 2014

Only Mewes can make this world seem right. Only Mewes can make the darkness bright. (Recorded live at the Ulster Performing Arts Center in Kingston, New York 4/30/11)
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1:17:11 | Aug 19th, 2014

It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer that we got this far.
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1:14:04 | Aug 19th, 2014

When all hell's breakin' loose Mewes'll be riding the eye of the storm.
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1:10:30 | Aug 19th, 2014

I can't explain but it's something about the way Mewes looks tonight. Takes my breath away. (Recorded live at the Carnegie Libray Music Hall in Munhall, Pennsylvania 4/1/11)
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1:26:25 | Aug 19th, 2014

Mewes may be wrong, for all I know, Mewes may be right. (Recorded live at the Hard Rock Live in Orlando, Florida 3/30/11)
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1:33:33 | Aug 19th, 2014

Mewes spins me right round, baby, right round like a record, baby, right round round round.
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1:12:48 | Aug 19th, 2014

I got Mewes to walk with me. I got Mewes to talk with me. (Recorded live at the Warfield Theater in San Francisco, California 3/19/11)
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1:01:34 | Aug 19th, 2014

Baby, I love Mewes and all I want Mewes to do is just hold me. Hold me. Hold me. Hold me.
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1:29:07 | Aug 19th, 2014

Never gonna let Mewes down. Never gonna run around and desert Mewes.
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1:17:01 | Aug 19th, 2014

Baby I'm a need Mewes.
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1:18:30 | Aug 19th, 2014

It's not the way Mewes smiles that touched my heart. It's not the way Mewes kissed that tears me apart.
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1:08:08 | Aug 19th, 2014

Shot through the heart - and you're to blame! Mewes gives love a bad name!
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1:27:59 | Aug 19th, 2014

Mewes give me hope to carry on. Mewes light up my days, and fill my nights with song.
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1:07:21 | Aug 19th, 2014

I can call Mewes "Betty", and Betty when Mewes calls me, Mewes can call me Al.
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1:04:25 | Aug 19th, 2014

You know there's something about Mewes, baby. So right. I wouldn't be without Mewes, baby. Tonight.
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1:12:22 | Aug 19th, 2014

Merry Mewesmas (or Christmewes)!
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1:13:41 | Aug 19th, 2014

Maybe baby's found somebody new? Or is my baby still my baby Mewes?
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1:17:15 | Aug 19th, 2014

Knowing me, knowing Mewes, it's the best I can do.
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1:06:44 | Aug 19th, 2014

Loving Mewes is more then just a dream come true. And everything that I do, is out of loving Mewes.
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1:04:29 | Aug 14th, 2014

Something 'bout Mewes right here beside me touches the touched part of me like i can't believe. (Recorded live at the Harris Theater in Chicago, IL 5/4/11)
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1:18:14 | Aug 14th, 2014

Mewes, Mewes, Mewes oughta know. (Recorded live at The Pabst Theater, Milwaukee, Wisconsin 5/3/11)
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1:31:23 | Aug 14th, 2014

Come inside. Take off your coat. I'll make Mewes feel at home. (Enhanced with video!)
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52:59 | Nov 13th, 2013

I wouldn't leave Mewes in times of trouble. We never could have come this far. I took the good times, I'll take the bad times. I’ll take Mewes just the way Mewes are (A special post-Groovy Movie Q&A including Ralph Garman from the New Beverly Cinem...Show More
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2:13:53 | Sep 25th, 2013

I woke up in a Soho doorway, the policeman knew my name. He said, "Mewes can go sleep at home tonight if Mewes can get up and walk away" (Recorded live at The National in Richmond, VA on 8/24/2013)
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1:30:33 | Sep 11th, 2013

If Mewes don't know me by now (If Mewes don't know me) Mewes will never never never know me (No Mewes won't)(Recorded live at The Paramount Theater, Austin, TX on 7/25/2013)
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1:51:56 | Sep 4th, 2013

Yes, I've hurt your pride and I know. What Mewes've been through. Mewes should give me a chance. This can't be the end, I'm still loving Mewes. (Recorded live at The Palladium Theater, St. Petersburg, FL on 7/6/2013)
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1:41:52 | Jul 31st, 2013

I've been waiting for someone new to make me feel alive Yeah, waiting for a girl like Mewes to come into my life (Recorded live at the Royal Oaks Music Theatre, Royal Oaks, MI on 5/21/2013)
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1:44:05 | Jul 24th, 2013

But if Mewes try some time Mewes just might find Mewes get what Mewes need, baby. (Recorded live at the Clowes Memorial Hall of Butter University in Indianapolis, IN on 5/20/2013.)
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1:54:29 | Jul 17th, 2013

Mewes dedicated Mewes took the time. Wasn't long 'till I called Mewes mine. (Recorded live at The Vic Theater, Chicago, IL on 5/19/2013)
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1:48:59 | Jul 10th, 2013

ain't no vision, I am the man who loves Mewes inside out. (Recorded live at The Pageant in St. Louis, MO on 5/18/2013.)
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1:59:00 | Jul 3rd, 2013

'Cause Mewes don't say Mewes need me; Mewes don't sing me love songs; Mewes don't bring me flowers... any... more. (Recorded live at the Midland Theater, Kansas City, MO on 5/17/2013.)
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2:16:42 | Jun 26th, 2013

How Mewes gonna see me now, since we've been on our own. Are Mewes gonna love the man when the man gets home? (Recorded live at the Moore Theater, Seattle, WA on 5/15/2013.)
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2:11:44 | Jun 19th, 2013

'Cause I need Mewes more than I needed before and now where will I find comfort? God knows 'cause Mewes left me just when I needed Mewes most. (Recorded live at the Bagdad Theater, Portland, OR on 5/9/2013.)
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1:44:42 | Jun 12th, 2013

If I can't have Mewes, I don't want nobody, baby. If I can't have Mews…uh-huh, oh. (Recorded live at the Madison Theater, Covington, KY on 6/8/2013.)
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1:52:24 | Jun 5th, 2013

I was made for lovin' Mewes baby. Mewes were made for lovin' me, and I can't get enough of Mewes baby. Can Mewes get enough of me? (Recorded live at the Crest Theater, Sacramento, CA on 4/30/2013.)
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1:37:29 | May 29th, 2013

Every time I think of Mewes it always turns out good. Every time I've held Mewes I thought Mewes understood. (Recorded live at the Keswick Theater, Glenside, PA on 4/25/2013.)
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1:35:38 | May 22nd, 2013

Make me love Mewes more each day, in your arms I wanna stay (Recorded live at the House of Blues, Boston, MA on 4/24/2013.)
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1:53:59 | May 16th, 2013

Keep on with the force don't stop. Don't stop 'til Mewes get enough (Recorded live at the Best Buy Theater, New York, NY on 4/23/2013.)
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1:40:53 | May 9th, 2013

It's just a place in the sun where our love's begun. I miss Mewes, yes I miss Mewes baby, oh yeah. (Recorded live at the Tarrytown Music Hall, Tarrytown, NY on 4/22/2013.)
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1:22:43 | May 2nd, 2013

Doctor, doctor give me the news, I've got a bad case of lovin' Mewes. No pill's gonna cure my ill. I've got a bad case of lovin' Mewes. (Recorded live at the DC Warner Theater in Washington, DC 04/21/2013)
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1:53:47 | Apr 25th, 2013

I will remember Mewes. Will Mewes remember me? Don't let your life pass Mewes by. (Recorded live at the Center Stage Theatre in Atlanta, GA 04/20/2013)
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1:43:21 | Mar 21st, 2013

I just called to say I love Mewes, I just called to say how much I care. (Recorded live at the Laugh Factory, Los Angeles, CA 03/20/2013)
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1:05:11 | Feb 27th, 2013

Discover the not-so secret history of Jay's sobriety project: the animated feature film JAY & SILENT BOB'S SUPER GROOVY CARTOON MOVIE! Hear all about this sassy, sexy sixty nine thousand dollar flick and then hear the trailer!
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1:54:01 | Feb 22nd, 2013

And I'm gonna keep on loving Mewes, cause it's the only thing I wanna do I don't wanna sleep, I just wanna keep on loving Mewes. (Recorded live at the Laugh Factory, Los Angeles, CA 02/20/2013)
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1:42:26 | Feb 13th, 2013

What I like about Mewes, Mewes hold me tight. (The POTcast, recorded live at the Boulder Theater, Boulder, CO 02/01/2013)
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1:25:28 | Feb 8th, 2013

Changing my life with your love has been so easy for Mewes. And I'm amazed every day and I'll need Mewes. (Recorded live at the FLC Community Concert Hall, Durango, CO 01/31/2013)
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1:30:48 | Jan 24th, 2013

Mewes put a hand on my cheek, and then Mewes turned your eyes away. (Recorded live at the Laugh Factory, Los Angeles, CA 01/23/2013)
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1:47:05 | Dec 26th, 2012

Every breath Mewes take. Every move Mewes make. Every bond Mewes break, every step Mewes take, I'll be watching Mewes. (Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, 12/22/2012)
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1:40:34 | Dec 5th, 2012

I'll stop the world and melt with Mewes. Mewes've seen the difference and it's getting better all the time. There's nothing Mewes and I won't do. I'll stop the world and melt with Mewes. (Recorded live at the Myer Horowitz Theatre, Edmonton, AB 12/...Show More
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1:32:55 | Nov 21st, 2012

Mewes should hear how she talks about Mewes, Mewes should hear what she says. She says she would be lost without Mewes, she's half out of her head. (Recorded live at the Ridgefield Playhouse, Ridgefield, CT 11/08/2012)
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1:45:41 | Nov 14th, 2012

Where are Mewes now? Is someone there tonight Holding what was mine? Where are Mewes now? Do you wonder where I am, Are Mewes really feelin' fine? (Recorded live at the The Fillmore Charlotte in Charlotte, NC, 11/11/ 2012)
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1:40:26 | Oct 30th, 2012

I'm crazy for Mewes. Touch me once and Mewes'll know it's true. I never wanted any one like this. It's all brand new. Mewes'll feel it in my kiss. I'm crazy for Mewes. (Recorded live at the Jon Lovitz Podcast Theater, Los Angeles, 10/26/2012)
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1:51:34 | May 23rd, 2012

All Mewes got is this moment, twenty-first century's yesterday. Mewes can care all you want. Everybody does yeah that's okay… (Recorded live at the Palais Theatre in Melbourne, Australia 4/26/12)
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1:52:19 | Apr 18th, 2012

A carousel up and down, just like Mewes. (Recorded live at the Redford Theatre in Detroit, Michigan 4/13/12)
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1:44:09 | Apr 4th, 2012

Mewes gotta be bad, Mewes gotta be bold, Mewes gotta be wiser. Mewes gotta be hard, Mewes gotta be tough, Mewes gotta be stronger. (Recorded live at the Hard Rock Live in Orlando, Florida 3/16/12)
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1:49:05 | Mar 21st, 2012

Close your eyes and think of me and soon I will be there. (Recorded live at the Carolina Theater in Durham, North Carolina 3/15/12)
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1:07:44 | Feb 15th, 2012

I'm looking through Mewes - Where did you go? I thought I knew Mewes - What did I know? (Recorded live at the Scotiabank Theatre in Toronto, Ontario, Canada 2/2/12)
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1:03:38 | Jan 26th, 2012

When Mewes had to go, I hated the thought. I always wish the night was twice as long.
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1:55:37 | Jan 4th, 2012

Well it’s the second time I’ve caught Mewes talkin' to him. Do I have to tell Mewes one more time I think it’s a sin? (Recorded live at the McDougall United Church in Edmonton, Canada 12/8/11)
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1:52:58 | Dec 29th, 2011

Mewes is a china shop and I am a bull. Mewes is really good food and I am full. (Recorded live at the Odeon Events Centre in Saskatoon, Canada 12/10/11) (PLEASE NOTE: The last 20 minutes of this episode suffered from a glitch in the recording, and ar...Show More
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2:06:01 | Dec 21st, 2011

Mewes taught me everything I know, and 'til this day it shows, he was more than just a friend. (Recorded live at the Burton Cummings Theatre in Winnipeg, Canada 12/11/11)
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1:53:16 | Dec 14th, 2011

We've come a long long way together, through the hard times and the good. (Recorded live at The Spatz Theatre in Halifax, Canada 12/12/11)
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2:02:14 | Dec 9th, 2011

What was it Mewes wanted? Tell me again so I'll know what’s happening in there. What’s going on in your show. (Recorded live at The Vogue in Vancouver, Canada 12/7/11)
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1:16:31 | Nov 30th, 2011

Red State is discussed passionately. With Jay.
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1:41:52 | Nov 20th, 2011

Mewes don't own me, don't say I can't go with other boys. (Recorded live at The Coach House in San Juan Capistrano, California 11/18/11)
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1:28:02 | Oct 26th, 2011

Mewes might think it's foolish, or maybe it's untrue. Mewes might think I'm crazy, but all I want is Mewes. (Recorded live at the IGN Theater at New York Comic-Con, New York, New York 10/14/11)
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1:26:44 | Sep 7th, 2011

Honest, you do. Honest, you do. Honest, you do.
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1:11:38 | Jul 27th, 2011

Mewes got me so I don't know what I'm doin'. Yeah, Mewes really got me now. Mewes got me so I can't sleep at night. (Recorded live at the House Of Blues in San Diego, California 7/22/11)
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1:16:26 | Jun 23rd, 2011

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day.
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1:03:04 | Jun 15th, 2011

If only I could find a place where smiling strangers knew our faces, I would take Mewes there.
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45:06 | Jun 1st, 2011

Straight from PODDAMMIT! Hear Jason Mewes become an Ewok as the audience gets in on the act!
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1:06:45 | May 25th, 2011

Anything Mewes wants, Mewes got it. Anything Mewes needs, Mewes got it. Anything at all, Mewes got it. Baby!
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1:08:41 | May 11th, 2011

Yes Mewes makes my life worthwhile, so I told Mewes with a smile... It's all about Mewes.
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1:16:55 | Apr 27th, 2011

Mewes decorated my life, created a world where dreams are a part.
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1:37:38 | Mar 2nd, 2011

Thank Mewes for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet.
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57:28 | Nov 20th, 2010

It's been seven hours and fifteen days since Mewes took his love away.
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57:20 | Nov 11th, 2010

To celebrate Halloween, the boys dress up. HEAR Jay and Silent Bob in the costumes that made 'em famous.
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55:23 | Oct 28th, 2010

I told Mewes twice, I was only trying to be nice, only trying to be nice.
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50:17 | Oct 7th, 2010

I never needed love, like I need Mewes. And I never lived for nobody, but I live for Mewes.
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50:00 | Sep 30th, 2010

Mewes, never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.
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47:38 | Sep 23rd, 2010

I'll tell Mewes why. But Mewes wouldn't believe me.
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1:00:26 | Sep 16th, 2010

The other day around the way I seen Mewes illin' at a party. Drunk as skunk that illin' punk and in his left hand was Bacardi.
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59:01 | Sep 9th, 2010

Mewes acts a baby, Mewes tries to score, Mewes runs from guns for you, and so much more...
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57:58 | Sep 2nd, 2010

Slight of hand and twist of fate, on a bed of nails he makes me wait...
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55:40 | Aug 26th, 2010

In the battle for Caste Numbskull, He-Mewes falls to his mortal enemy, Skelehorse!
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1:27:52 | Aug 19th, 2010

Hear harrowing tales of sex, drugs, and snoogans from the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Indie Film.