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5E: 115

1:34:10 | Nov 9th, 2017

Part 2 of new audio from the live recording (8) from Saving Throw Show hosting Crit Juice! Sorry about the couple of audio cuts, we got excited.

5E: 114

1:30:20 | Nov 9th, 2017

New Audio from the live recording (8) from Saving Throw Show hosting Crit Juice! Sorry about the couple of audio cuts, we got excited.

5E: 113

2:12:03 | Oct 18th, 2017

Audio issues continued when recording this stream, sorry for any confusion that the cuts may cause!

5E: 112

1:25:13 | Oct 17th, 2017

Audio issues continued when recording this stream, sorry for any confusion that the cuts may cause!

5E: 111

2:06:34 | Oct 13th, 2017

Audio issues continued when recording this stream, sorry for any confusion that the cuts may cause!

5E: 110

1:22:47 | Oct 13th, 2017

Quite a few audio issues when recording this stream, sorry for any confusion that the cuts may cause!

5E: 109

1:22:58 | Sep 26th, 2017

Surprise! Yet more audio for you!

5E: 107

2:03:58 | Sep 21st, 2017

The rolls!   Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook DM'd By: David Crennen

5E: 106

1:35:13 | Jul 14th, 2017

Cleaning up the mess.   Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss DM'd By: David Crennen

5E: 105

1:42:10 | May 31st, 2017

Only a few at the table, but AWESOME gameplay!   Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen

5E: 104

1:40:53 | May 4th, 2017

But, like, seriously, we will write descriptions soon.   Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen

5E: 103

1:35:36 | May 3rd, 2017

New audio things   Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen

5E: 102

58:59 | Apr 11th, 2017

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey   Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen

5E: 101

1:06:35 | Apr 6th, 2017

How are you all doing?   Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen

5E: 100

1:06:05 | Mar 20th, 2017

Hi Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen

5E: The Prologue 003

1:14:42 | Mar 14th, 2016

Everyone at Crit Juice is excited to start playing D&D 5th Edition. The new journey is now Underway as we get into our first—but surely not last—5th Edition bar fight.Brought to you by: King Harbor Brewing! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, To...Show More

5E: The Prologue 002

1:06:23 | Feb 26th, 2016

Everyone at Crit Juice is excited to start playing D&D 5th Edition. Listen in as we build our characters and start the new journey! You all are the best.Brought to you by: King Harbor Brewing! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt ...Show More

5E: The Prologue 001

1:05:53 | Feb 19th, 2016

Everyone at Crit Juice is excited to start playing D&D 5th Edition. Listen in as we build our characters and start the new journey! You all are the best for being so patient.Brought to you by: King Harbor Brewing! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchho...Show More

Episode 056: Falsely Beheld

49:30 | Dec 8th, 2015

This seems like a really big baddie.Brought to you by: King Harbor Brewing! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David CrennenHelp Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

Episode 055: The Real Life Crit Fail

47:53 | Nov 13th, 2015

In a very, very intense recording session of Crit Juice the team has to make some world-shattering decisions. We'd love for you to be a part of them, but the recording device fell off the table, ejecting the batteries and losing the recording. Here's...Show More

Episode 054: Drama Dragons

46:57 | Aug 6th, 2015

Way too drunk and way too late, this podcast has finally made its way through the ether! Get the hankerchiefs ready...Brought to you by: King Harbor Brewing! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Sol...Show More

Episode 053: Nodebreakers

41:21 | Jun 19th, 2015

There's never been a better time for the players to start a game buzzed on delicious ale! Arience had to make a hefty decision that will forever shape the history of Thunderblood, and now others find out that they'll have to make similar choices! The...Show More

Episode 052: History in the Making

46:30 | Apr 22nd, 2015

There's no break in the action as our heroes attempt to escape the fey.No time for a full description, you guys have waited enough as is!   Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David CrennenHelp...Show More

Episode 051: No Fey King Way

40:40 | Mar 7th, 2015

Sure we're on a paradise island, but can we leave yet? We're drunk!Join the adventurers as they attempt to get of the Fey Isle!   Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, Matt Cook, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crenne...Show More

Episode 050: Out of the Frying Pan into the Feywild

35:36 | Feb 18th, 2015

The arch-fey of rot is dead, and now the five kings of the fey forest have gone berserk! It's up to our heroes to stop them in this, our 50th episode of CRIT JUICE!We want to sincerely and most humbly thank all of you. Those of you who have listened,...Show More

Episode 049: Royal Rumble

41:54 | Feb 3rd, 2015

We might just all be kings as our adventurers take on the Arch-Fey of Rot. The boys are back and this time, it's Dealer's Choice as they've each brought in some of their favorite beers. With The Federation of the Fey on its heels, it's up to our hero...Show More

Episode 048: Three Men and a Gnome (& A Dwarf, Dragonborn, & Doc)

56:25 | Jan 16th, 2015

Our adventurers find themselves stuck with a gnome in the Bumbledark. Through caverns and tunnels, they'll have to find their way to the Gnome King. Will they be able to convince the gnomes to stop their enslavement of the Light Pixies, or will this ...Show More

Episode 047: Critmas Comes Early For Cook

45:01 | Dec 29th, 2014

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceThe Critmas spirit is upon us as the Crit Juice boys start the session heavily intoxicated from a #PREGAME #TEAMEXTREME where Wolf and Gralford went head to head. Now they must find a way to esca...Show More

Episode 046: I've... Had... The Fight of My Life...

43:40 | Dec 5th, 2014

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWe're not sure what we expected when we went into a lich's dungeon, but we're getting rolled. It could be the delicious beer, or it could be Doc's inability to heal. But this fight is INTENSE! Ba...Show More

Episode 045: What Prom is Complete Without Whips and Chains?

42:59 | Nov 21st, 2014

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceThe group finds themselves back in the Lich's dungeon, but it reminds Gub of his prom. Will he be able to pull it together and get the job done, or will he slow dance the night away as the rest o...Show More

Episode 044: Beware Hairy Men of Short Stature

39:11 | Nov 7th, 2014

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceZ'hana takes us to the secret tavern to meet her friends, and things, as expected take a turn for the worse. Find out how why Gub has to apologize for a puppet show in this episode! (This episod...Show More

Episode 43: Claudia Black Plays Us Like A Lute

45:44 | Oct 17th, 2014

This is the episode you've been waiting for.Definitely for an immature, mature audience.   Brought to you by Dwarven Foundry and Magic Hat

Behind the Crit: DungeonScape Beta Play Session: Nerd Tested, Crit Juice Approved

30:59 | Sep 20th, 2014

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWe never intended to release this audio, but you guys wanted it, and we have a hard time saying "no" to a group of awesome people that are super attractive. So here it is! The Crit Juice 5th Edit...Show More

Episode 042: Jillian Bell and Kridolf Touch Our Butts

41:34 | Aug 2nd, 2014

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceGralford and Kridolf sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-(M-A-R-K?)-I-N-G! Will these sorrow crossed lovers continue their tryst, or will their love be cut short by an evil lich that is rumored to haunt t...Show More

Episode 041: "Your Mother's the Monster" and Other Crennen Bedtime Stories

30:46 | Jul 11th, 2014

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceIt's early morning, but that hasn't stopped us before! The boys gather for a round of early D&D, or as we like to call it, #MonstersAndMimosas. With an in-house bartender and special guest, 22 Ju...Show More

Episode 040: The Beatles Row Row Row the Boats

35:31 | Jun 20th, 2014

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceThis will be the 40th episode of Crit Juice to grace your ears, and we've come such a long way. Arience, once prince now a king seeks to win the hand of a princess and the respect of his subjects...Show More

Episode 039: It's Some America's Funniest Video Shit

38:47 | Jun 6th, 2014

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceIn this episode, we find our adventurers sent on another quest by the elf,Il Muir. Will they blindly follow his lead, or will they branch out on their own as they edge closer to the Eternal Fores...Show More

Episode 038: Prince Meets Crowned Prince

42:12 | May 23rd, 2014

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWe last left our adventurers in Lordan, the city on the edge of the Eternal Forest. Now we cut to the action, bringing you up to speed with a SHINY NEW EPISODE recorded only last week! With Dar'J...Show More

Episode 037: Warren Deathslayer Bryant is a Bitch

28:32 | Apr 26th, 2014

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceOKAY, it's a shorter episode, but we're SO BUSY! So enjoy a drunken slosh as our adventurers face a new foe! Plus, we learn all about Newton's law of Dwarven Physics! (This episode brought to yo...Show More

Episode 036: Pow! Bam! Holy Batman Knowledge!

42:17 | Apr 11th, 2014

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWithout so much a bite of coronation cake, our heroes continue to fight for their right to party against a shifting ominous cloud and its cadre of phasedrakes. Now in the sweet spot of drunken ob...Show More

Episode 035: Coronation Hesitation

38:01 | Mar 28th, 2014

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceAfter an amazing live show at The Groundlings Theatre, Crit Juice returned to an all-new recording studio with Los Angeles Ale Works on tap for Record Session 011! David brings in new mechanics, ...Show More

Episode 034: Tom Crits! We Lose Our Minds!

39:32 | Mar 2nd, 2014

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWith no barmaid to cut us off, the Crit Juice crew has imbibed wayyyy too much alcohol. We drunkenly slosh our way through the conclusion of the Assault on Everstorm Palace. Arience plans a duel ...Show More

Episode 033: Duel On! No! Nope! Duel Off!

36:23 | Feb 14th, 2014

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWhiskey, Tequila, Gin, and Beer have the players battling to keep their wits as the party fights to stay alive. In this episode, Arience throws down the gauntlet, Dar'Jjeeki makes his move, and T...Show More

Episode 032: The Mortar and The Pestle Avail on iTunes

39:11 | Jan 31st, 2014

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceThe Attack on Everstorm Palace continues as the mysteriously charismatic Lee Newton keeps our players on their toes with a slew of insane traps and #DoveSwords. Will they be able to sway her to t...Show More

Episode 031: Is Lee Newton The Land?

37:18 | Jan 17th, 2014

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWe started off with shots, and now we're ready to roll.This episode promises to amaze with SIX DRINKING GOD RULES, SHOTS, and LEE NEWTON.Will we make it out of this game with our livers intact, o...Show More

Episode 030: Go in Quiet...KA-BOOM!

37:48 | Jan 3rd, 2014

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceEverstorm Palace is under attack by... the King of Thunderblood? Arience leads the charge (invisibly) as our heroes drunkenly fight for the greater good. Unfortunately for them, it's the NIGHT OF...Show More

Episode 029: We Had Birthday Cake!

47:18 | Dec 20th, 2013

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceGub is on the back of a Phasedrake and the king is dead! How can we top the last episode? Guess we'll all just drink to find out. THE NIGHT OF A THOUSAND CRITS continues! (This episode brought t...Show More

Episode 028: Phase Drake and Regicide

57:00 | Dec 6th, 2013

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceRain falls on a slick mountain road as four phase drakes circle our heroes. The King of Thunderblood has been slain. Everyone stands naked, and it seems like only a matter of time before someone ...Show More

Episode 027: I'm Seeing Double! Four Ariences!

50:58 | Nov 22nd, 2013

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience, and gets a bit crass.So is Arience Arience? We may never know, but today we come face to face with an imposter as well as Handsome Gary's love for puns, MattB's 90s music references, and newcom...Show More

Episode 026: Y'all Like Desserts?!

49:24 | Nov 8th, 2013

It's not uncommon for things to get blurry when you're drunk, but for an entire tavern to turn into a gelatinous danger-room? That's something special. The Blacksmith of Imasskar has it out for Arience and crew as he trades a bottle of wine for sweet...Show More

Episode 025: Arience and His Sad Return Home

45:15 | Oct 25th, 2013

Just around the corner is the nation of Thunderblood: rich, luxurious, full of wealth. Home of Arience... right?But why does no one recognize him? Could it be that the party has been travelling with a doppleganger all along? What's this mean for the ...Show More

Episode 024: The One With an Altered Beast Reference

43:00 | Oct 11th, 2013

What will be the greatest adversary in this episode?The Necrocodile/Black Dragon or Basic Mathematics?   We get drunk in the Blood Bog as the party wages an epic battle against an undead beast with 3 heads! Can the heroes come out on top? Will they ...Show More

Episode 023: Dark Pixie Hunting

27:37 | Sep 27th, 2013

Who lives in a snailblob tavern under the swamp: SpongeBob MR. T!!!That's right, everyone's favorite Bartender from the Mountain Town of Brennet is back, and he's here to get drunk and chew bubblegum (But he's all out of bubblegum). The adventuring p...Show More

Year One: Everyone Loves A Clip Show

49:39 | Sep 15th, 2013

Crit Juice has been rolling for a year now, and we wanted to say thanks and share with you some of our favorite memories. Here are some interviews and clips from the past year.   We love you, and hope to be able to drink with all of you in the yea...Show More

Episode 022: Crennen Wants to Swallow Us

39:56 | Aug 30th, 2013

The Blood Bog is a terrible place to be:Ankle deep in sludge and liver-deep in booze, the party fights their way through creeping vines and crocodiles to get even DEEPER into the swamp. You'd think they liked it here... Will Brian's crit frenzy keep ...Show More

Episode 021: Gralford's Voice Revealed

41:36 | Aug 16th, 2013

We've hit paragon, and we're ready to PARTY! Gary finds Gralford's voice, Cook is on a burn-marathon, and there might even be some unexpected romance as the group meets with the nefarious Red Cloaks in a decimated Blazestone!   (This episode brought...Show More

Episode 020: DRAGON! FLAGONS!

40:27 | Jul 26th, 2013

WE ARE DRUNK.THERE'S A DRAGON.WE'RE REALLY REALLY DRUNK THOUGH.In this episode, dragons and livers get lit up like a Mariposan Winter Festival Tree. Tom's belly makes an appearance, and the Drinking Gods have it out for Daniel.  (This episode brough...Show More

Episode 019: Not Doing Much...Just Sacrificing Human Beings

43:43 | Jul 5th, 2013

The head of the Vieled Eye has a nasty surprise in store for the Adventurers that will surely, "Freak them out." Tom takes a swig of a magic elixer at the table that leaves him inable to do basic math, and the boys take a trip to crit city. It's a dr...Show More

Episode 018: What is Love?

41:57 | Jun 21st, 2013

The adventurers thin the ranks of the Veiled Eye and attempt not to get knocked into the Hellmouth in this episode of Crit Juice. Wolf has to roll for his life, Dar'Jjeeki learns to do something new with his ears, and Handsome Gary may have finally d...Show More

Episode 017: Read This and Make It Seem Important

42:36 | Jun 7th, 2013

The Battle for Blazestone continues in this epic episode of Crit Juice. Gub makes a decision that will impact the game forever, Wolf steps into even more racially sensitive territory, and Cook continues to blow out the mics! You won't want to miss wh...Show More

Episode 016: Power is Allowing People to Live

43:27 | May 24th, 2013

The assassins have made a suicide pact, and plan on taking down the adventurers with them! Wolf and Chase both get Blazestone blazed, and Gralford is scarred FOREVER. All in this episode of Crit Juice! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)  ...Show More

Episode 015: Gaul Fallin' In Love

34:54 | May 10th, 2013

The lava vortex continues to spin as the players fight for high ground against a group of legendary assassins. Gub and Azmar the Ashmaker fight to the death (but it's not a duel), and the players continue to imbibe nearly as much alcohol as special g...Show More

Episode 014: Drag Us To Hell

48:34 | Apr 26th, 2013

Drinking the Pistil and Ticket to Rye from Magic Hat has worked wonders for Doc but has left Wolf shooting blanks. In this episode, the group continues to fight Tormad "The Hard to Pronounce." Will Gub have another name to tattoo on his arm, or will ...Show More

Episode 013: He's Half the Dick that I Have

55:27 | Apr 12th, 2013

Surrounded by gold, and a few drinks in, the group must fight their way past the Butcher of Blazestone. They're joined by The Groundling's Ryan Gaul who matches the group shot-for-shot. There's a visit from the Boner Fairy, Gralford wakes up, Chase a...Show More

Episode 012: No Sex in the Cham-PAIN Room

40:01 | Mar 29th, 2013

Still in Blazestone (and wayyy too drunk for their own good) the group poses as high rollers in an attempt to get into Azmar's vault. Will they pull it off or will the strip clubs and casinos be too much for the drunken players at the table to focus ...Show More

Episode 011: Are We The Good Guys?

38:48 | Mar 16th, 2013

Stuck in an alleyway in a city that wants them dead, the group must make its way to the rendezvous point using only their wits (and swords, and spears, and magic missiles). Will they be able to blend in with the locals, and pull of the con of the cen...Show More

Episode 010: I Defer After Myself

44:47 | Mar 1st, 2013

The group is finally at Blazestone, but with 5 extra rules from the Drinking Gods all the players are HAMMERED! Will they be able to take on Ofano the Hunter and Joan Rivers? Will the Princess finally kill Doc? All this and more in this episode of Cr...Show More

Episode 009: A Space Jam Session

38:58 | Feb 15th, 2013

Starting the night off with Tom Fonss downing a full shot of 151 and MattB accidentally lighting his hand on fire, the group heads to Gub's hometown of Blazestone. Without Gralford's help, will they be able to take on Asmar the Ashmaker? And will the...Show More

Episode 008: Pants Off for Combat Advantage

32:46 | Feb 1st, 2013

In a mix of Nickelodeon and the Oregon Trail, the group finds themselves out of control on makeshift rafts in a river of ooze. Pants are taken off for combat advantage and Tom Fonss crit fails in real life. Find out if all the characters (and players...Show More

Episode 007: You Ooze, You Lose

41:20 | Jan 18th, 2013

Dodging exploding slimes, and feeling like they might have wandered onto the set of Ghostbusters 2, the team fights their way through the massive gelatinous cube. Gralford learns what it is to be a dwarf, Dar'Jjeeki and Ariance continue their battle ...Show More

Episode 006: J-E-L-L-O It's Alive!

40:27 | Jan 4th, 2013

The group finds the town of Brennet, but not how they expected. What causes an entire city to be suspended in the air? And whats 1000 cubed? The group finds out while getting totally sauced in this episode of Crit Juice! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt...Show More

Episode 005: Honey Boo Boo & The Dirt Shitters

41:10 | Dec 21st, 2012

The group, having narrowly escaped a waterfall, finds themselves fighting off worm-men mercs and Gub battles a sandworm as David takes a suggestion from a listener. Also listen to find out how YOU can direct the future of the Crit Juice storyline! S...Show More

Episode 004: Captain Cook!

46:23 | Dec 7th, 2012

The group infiltrates the Veiled Eye headquarters and find themselves balancing atop rafters, evading spiders, and captaining a boat filled with demons! Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiD...Show More

Episode 003: The Princess is a Phi Beta Kappa

44:03 | Nov 23rd, 2012

With a little help from Dar'Jjeeki, the group takes off with the princess to the City of Assassins. Gub bumps into an old flame, and a drunken Tom may or may not make out with the DM. Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Bri...Show More

Episode 002: Ladies and Gentlemen, Lloyd the Giant Head

41:20 | Nov 9th, 2012

Lloyd the Giant Head, Redcloaks, and propper tipping practices are all encountered in this episode of CRIT JUICE! Follow the hilarious adventures of this group of professional comedians and actors as they drink themselves into a delirous state while ...Show More

Episode 001: Did You Fart?

43:14 | Oct 26th, 2012

In the holy city of Mariposa, a fog has taken the souls of every living being. The group fights alcohol poisoning and monsters in this pilot episode of CRIT JUICE! Will they be able to stop the machinations of the now dead King? Listen to find out! ...Show More

Crit Juice: The Prologue - 03

1:06:32 | Oct 12th, 2012

A special treat for our listeners, here's the final episode of, Crit Juice: The Prologue! We're releasing our original test podcast which helped lay the groundwork for the drinking-while-dragon-slaying chaos that is Crit Juice. Starting in a couple w...Show More

Crit Juice: The Prologue - 02

46:33 | Sep 21st, 2012

A special treat for our listeners, here it is, Crit Juice: The Prologue! We're releasing our original test podcast which helped lay the groundwork for the drinking-while-dragon-slaying chaos that is Crit Juice. In this episode, the party finds themse...Show More

Crit Juice: The Prologue - 01

40:17 | Sep 7th, 2012

A special treat for our listeners, here it is, Crit Juice: The Prologue! We're releasing our original test podcast which helped lay the groundwork for the drinking-while-dragon-slaying chaos that is Crit Juice. In this episode, our heros meet after a...Show More