I Am Citizen Abels

06:06 | May 6th, 2020

Joe Biden, the presumptive Democratic candidate for the United States of America in the 2020 election. Former Vice President to Barack Obama. Former Senator from Delaware. And major gaffer. Major verb...Show More

05:52 | Apr 15th, 2020

Most Gen Z kids don’t know anything if you ask Citizen Abels. So, don’t ask him. But lo and behold it seems to The Citizen that young comedian Harrison Friedman in fact does know something – and it’s ...Show More

06:10 | Apr 14th, 2020

No joking on this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels.” Because The Citizen is asking questions like The Riddler trying to pick up a joker in a downtown bar. And not only is our fearless friend asking ques...Show More

16:16 | Mar 26th, 2020

Our ever-horny and now desperate but determined friend, The Citizen, takes the opportunity in this latest episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” to unbox shaving sampler kits from Dollar Shave Club and Harry...Show More

11:32 | Mar 21st, 2020

In this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” recorded on March 16, 2020 during the emerging droplets of the Coronavirus pandemic (just a little levity), The Citizen unboxes the “Complete Lovers Kit” adult...Show More

02:38 | Mar 20th, 2020

Laughter is the best medicine what ever your grouchy uncle or sister or even doctor says. In this new Top 10 list from The Citizen, our fearless friend tries to inject some levity into the Coronavirus...Show More

09:27 | Oct 22nd, 2019

While everyone knows The Citizen is funny (did you say, funny looking?), The Citizen knows Gen Z punks aren’t. Well, at least most of them. On this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” our fearless friend...Show More

10:35 | Sep 26th, 2019

The third of a three-part series, this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels” with renown therapist and corporate consultant, Dr. Beatrice Chestnut, reveals information about several of the brain-based Ennea...Show More