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Join Mike Schubert, a 25-year-old man reading the Harry Potter series for the first time, as he sits down with HP fanatics to poke fun at plot holes, make painfully incorrect predictions, and rant about how Quidditch is the worst sport ever invented.

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Ep. 69 - Deathly Hallows Ch. 18 w/ Cecilia Lynn-Jacobs

54:25 | Mar 18th

Voice actress Cecilia Lynn-Jacobs of Wolf 359 and more joins to talk more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Big Satan Boy, Bisexual Harry, Sirius Black: Bangin’ Wizard, The Barnabus Finkley Prize, Hermione’s lack of privilege, Veri...Show More

Ep. 68 - Deathly Hallows Ch. 16-17 w/ David Gordon

1:11:28 | Mar 11th

David Gordon (Alas Earwax!) returns to talk more of the camping escapades in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include the New Jersey State Flag, George D.C., Wizard Theology, The Potter Museum, Nagini’s thoroughness, Animporphs, reading c...Show More

Ep. 67 - Deathly Hallows Ch. 14-15 w/ Eric Silver

1:15:35 | Mar 4th

Multitude’s Eric Silver (HORSE, Join the Party) returns to tackle the start of the camping chapters from Deathly Hallows! Topics include:  Chris Angel the DeathEater, Air Bud 12, wizard hunting, Mike’s identification with Voldemort, KFC, the hierarch...Show More

Ep. 66 - Deathly Hallows Ch. 13 w/ David Gordon

1:22:44 | Feb 25th

David Gordon of wizard rock band Alas Earwax! joins to discuss more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include purity obsession, Zootopia, square books, rage video culture, Wakanda, Arthur Weasley being a boss, Sectum Tempura, Harry the imp...Show More

Ep. 65 - Deathly Hallows Ch. 12 w/ Bayana Davis and Robyn Jordan (plus Q&A!)

58:47 | Feb 18th

Bayana and Robyn from #WizardTeam make a return to talk more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Dark Mark tattoos, Pinky & the Brain, Carmen San Diego, Barty Crouch Jr.’s dedication to teaching, Ru Paul, Voldemort’s security, side-e...Show More

Ep. 64 - Deathly Hallows Ch. 11 w/ Bayana Davis & Robyn Ravenclaw

59:17 | Feb 11th

The lovely ladies from #WizardTeam join to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include redemption arcs, Pius Thiccness, stealing magic, moving the goalposts, Lupin’s self hate, Wizard Sex Ed, Star Wolf, All CAPS HARRY, JK Row...Show More

Ep. 63 - Deathly Hallows Ch. 10 LIVE w/ Nathan Cox and Alison Luhrs

1:13:19 | Feb 4th

Nathan Cox and Alison Luhrs of Jet City Improv join Mike LIVE IN SEATTLE to discuss Ch. 10 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and then have a super fun Q&A session with the audience! Topics include: racist beds, Farrah Fawcett, baby broomsticks,...Show More

Ep. 62 - Deathly Hallows Ch. 8-9 w/ Eric Silver

1:21:18 | Jan 28th

Eric Silver (Join the Party, HORSE) makes his triumphant return to chat about the one glimmer of hope in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include Ottery St. Catchpole, luncheons, throwing tweets in the trash, JK’s elite sass writing, The ...Show More

Ep. 61 - Deathly Hallows Ch. 6-7 w/ Sequoia Thomas

1:21:59 | Jan 21st

Sequoia Thomas of Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them joins for an episode filled with silly HEATED discussions. Topics include real Quidditch, Puddlemere United, Merlin’s saggy left testicle, the emergence of Sassy Ron, THE RETURN OF CHARLIE, lick...Show More

Ep. 60 - Deathly Hallows Ch. 5 w/ Emma Sherr-Ziarko

1:13:33 | Jan 14th

Emma Sherr-Ziarko of Wolf 359 and Pairing joins to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include  Nymphadora the Explorer, Roald Dahl, flawed Order plans, the one good Slytherin, No B.S. Lupin, "Really, expelliarmus?!", Loki, G...Show More

Ep. 59 - Deathly Hallows Ch. 3-4 w/ Amanda McLoughlin

1:12:17 | Jan 7th

Multitude's Amanda McLoughlin comes through again to discuss more Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include dunking on Marie GrandPre, claptrap, Dedalus Diggle, mauve tophats, public transportation, Mike liking a Dursley chapter?, hair obs...Show More

Ep. 58 - Deathly Hallows Ch. 1-2 w/ Amanda McLoughlin

1:01:33 | Dec 31st, 2018

Amanda McLoughlin of Spirits and Join the Party makes a triumphant return to school Mike on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows! Topics include poetry prologues, creepy peacocks, Voldadmort, assigned seating, Thiccness, anti-facism, Dodgie Dodge, Wi...Show More

Ep. 57 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 29-30 w/ Johnny Frohlichstein

1:17:36 | Dec 17th, 2018

Johnny is back to round out the final chapters of HBP! WE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS BOOK FOR 9 MONTHS HOLY CRAP. Topics include Pablo Sanchez, Pokemon names, selling Felix Felicis, British English being wrong, basketball awkwardness, Future Mike’s gonna f...Show More

Ep. 56 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 27-28 w/ Johnny Frohlichstein

1:16:27 | Dec 3rd, 2018

Johnny makes his return to talk about an intense pair of chapters in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include crenelated ramparts, wizard rock band names, Quip City, MIKE NAILS THE ROSMERTA PREDICTION, Final Destination, illustration sp...Show More

Ep. 55 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 26 w/ Johnny Frohlichstein

1:01:01 | Nov 19th, 2018

[DISCLAIMER: MY AUDIO GOT MESSED UP THIS EPISODE AND I'M SORRY] Mike's best friend and fellow garbage person, Johnny Frohlichstein, joins to make themselves laugh (and hopefully you too) about Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include un...Show More

Ep. 54 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 25 w/ Kelly Beckman

1:01:14 | Nov 5th, 2018

Kelly Beckman makes it a trifecta and returns to discuss more Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Eileen “Not Pretty” Prince, Gobstones teams, NBA Street Vol. 2, handwriting, Mike making VERY BOLD and VERY INCORRECT predictions, gi...Show More

Ep. 53 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 24 w/ Kelly Beckman

1:05:42 | Oct 23rd, 2018

Kelly Beckman returns to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince! Topics include Elvis, Dueling Champion Flitwick, "Why was Lockheart hired?", Dwight Howard, Mapquest, Dean's super strength, AND SOME MORE QUIDDITCH BULLSHIT.   Thanks t...Show More

Ep. 52 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 23 w/ Kelly Beckman

1:25:42 | Oct 9th, 2018

Potterless' web designer, the reason the show exists, and my girlfriend, Kelly Beckman, joins to discuss HORCRUXES (and other elements of Half-Blood Prince)! Topics include: Slughorn also sucks, Big Scientist JK Rowling, ear trumpets, strategy for Vo...Show More

Ep. 51 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 21-22 w/ Meghan Fruehauf

1:14:07 | Sep 24th, 2018

TAG TEAM, BACK AGAIN! My sister makes her third stint on Potterless to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include chucking vs. dumping, Moaning Myrtle the Poltergeist, Harry not caring about his mom, Brooklyn 99, fake drin...Show More

Ep. 50 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 20 w/ Meghan Fruehauf

55:13 | Sep 10th, 2018

My older sister returns to discuss a pensieve-filled episode about Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Rick Steves, breakups, “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed,” The Hokey Pokey, Borgin & Burkes the Musical, savage Narrator Harry...Show More

Ep. 49 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 19 w/ Meghan Fruehauf

55:49 | Aug 27th, 2018

My beloved sister, Meghan, who tried to get me to read the series for YEARS joins to discuss Ch. 19 of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Fred vs. George, Ron’s bad injury luck, Harry endangering the Weasleys, Hagrid’s lack of sel...Show More

Ep. 48 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 18 w/ Miel Bredouw

48:27 | Aug 13th, 2018

Punch Up the Jam's Miel Bredouw makes her return to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Scantron cheating, Ralphing, Snape’s aesthetics, naughty dictionaries, Mike’s concern for apparition, The 5 D’s of Dodgeball, S...Show More

Ep. 47 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 17 w/ Miel Bredouw

57:51 | Jul 30th, 2018

Miel of Punch Up The Jam joins to talk Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, largely through the form of elongated improv bits and serious shade. Topics include painting wine questions, Hermione needing better friends, Hogwarts tuition, Sexy Tom Ri...Show More

Introducing HORSE Ep. 1: My Dad, The Commissioner

50:22 | Jul 23rd, 2018

HORSE is a new podcast from Multitude about all things basketball—except the wins and loses. Eric Silver and I discuss up the weirdest and silliest parts about basketball to show you that the NBA is fun to follow, even if you don't watch the games. T...Show More

Ep. 46 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 15-16 w/ Danny Chapman

1:04:30 | Jul 16th, 2018

Danny from Potterotica joins to discuss Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! It's been a bit, but Mike gets FIRED UP in this one. Topics include love potions, Pince & Filch, the Santa Barbara TSA, Fleur DeLaCroix, Sanguini the pasta vampire, YMCA ...Show More

Ep. 45 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 14.2 w/ Michael Fische, Brandon Grugle, and Eric Silver

1:01:53 | Jul 2nd, 2018

BOYS NIGHT! The fellas from Multitude's Join the Party sit down with Schubes to discuss the second half of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Ch. 14! Topics include dad jokes, the search for nice Slytherins, Space Jam, The Fat Bastard Premises, H...Show More

Ep. 44 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 14.1 w/ Kelly Beckman, Amanda McLoughlin, and Julia Schifini

49:21 | Jun 18th, 2018

Three lovely ladies from Multitude join to discuss the first half of Book 6, Chapter 14! This episode also features a new recurring segment in Potterless! Topics include get kinky at Hogwarts, all boys high schools, the love monster, GINNY'S RECKONIN...Show More

Ep. 43 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 12-13 w/ Dottie James

1:09:29 | Jun 4th, 2018

British writer Dottie James returns to talk some serious Voldemort action in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Dense Harry, getting wizard drunk, British insults, Youngledore, Vim Troll, and more!   MERCH STORE IS LIVE! Head to b...Show More

Ep. 42 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 10-11 w/ Dottie James

1:16:07 | May 21st, 2018

British poet, writer, and Youtuber Dottie James joins to continue our journey through Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Dottie correcting Mike's British mistakes, The Silent "t" Debate, The Put Outer, understanding Tom Riddle Sr....Show More

Ep. 41 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 7-9 w/ Gabriel Urbina & Sarah Shachat

1:08:55 | May 7th, 2018

Gabriel and Sarah, the dynamic duo from Wolf 359, return to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include Fleur vs. Tonks, Malfoy FINALLY bullying well, Potterless’ first vape joke, a Ludo Bagman deep dive, Ron’s predictions,...Show More

Ep. 40 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 5-6 w/ Gabriel Urbina & Sarah Shachat

1:04:07 | Apr 23rd, 2018

Gabriel Urbina and Sarah Shachat, writers of Wolf 359, join to discuss Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Topics include 90s Rad Teen Tonks, Bill "Indiana Jones" Weasley, Fleur's accent, the utter dominance of Ginny Weasley, gaming the Hogwarts ...Show More

Ep. 39 - Half-Blood Prince Ch. 2-4 w/ Mischa Stanton

1:06:43 | Apr 9th, 2018

IDK WHAT HAPPENED, BUT THIS VERSION IS ERROR-FREE.  Mischa Stanton returns to discuss more of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince! Topics include Double-Triple Agent Snape, lit Passover, the color puce, furnituremagi, book Slytherins vs. real Slyt...Show More

Ep. 38 - Half Blood Prince Ch. 1 w/ Mischa Stanton

55:31 | Mar 26th, 2018

In the most PotterLESS episode yet, Mischa Stanton of ars PARADOXICA joins to discuss Ch. 1 (yes, just one) of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince! Topics include Mike ACTUALLY LIKING A RECAP, magical coup d'etat, dementor sex, Fantasy Law and Ord...Show More

Ep. 37 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 37-38 w/ Julia Schifini

39:55 | Mar 12th, 2018

Multitude's own Julia Schifini returns to finish off the remainder of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include ANOTHER DANG RECAP, "The Weapon," Mike taking a BIG SWING at a theory, McGonagall impressions, found family, determining t...Show More

Ep. 36 - Order of The Phoenix Ch. 36-37 w/ Julia Schifini

48:29 | Feb 26th, 2018

Julia Schifini of Multitude returns to talk more Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include MIKE GUSHING OVER THE VOLDEMORT vs. DUMBLEDORE FIGHT, dramatic entrances, the return of Phineas Nigellus, weird sides of Twitter, lame puns, mi...Show More

Ep. 35 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 34-35 w/ Julia Schifini

1:08:06 | Feb 12th, 2018

Julia Schifini (Spirits, Tides) joins to discuss the beginning of the final five chapters of OotP and IT GETS INTENSE. Topics include boney ponies, Harry Potter and the Rise of Ginny Weasley, Star Wars, one-syllable spells, PHRASING, an important Nev...Show More

Ep. 34 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 30-33 w/ Hannah McGregor

1:00:00 | Jan 29th, 2018

Hannah McGregor of Witch Please returns to SASS THE HELL OUT OF OUR BELOVED HOST. Topics include student power, A NEW ELEMENT OF QUIDDITCH MIKE LEARNS HE HATES, the treatment of giants and centaurs, patronus double entendres, Umbridge's likeness to V...Show More

Ep. 33 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 28-29 w/ Hannah McGregor

57:00 | Jan 15th, 2018

Hannah McGregor of Witch Please joins to discuss Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include settling The Great Trouser Debate, parallels between OotP and current politics, a pensive deep dive, Hannah DESTROYING Mike for being snarky, M...Show More

Ep. 32 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 25-27 w/ Eric Silver

1:06:02 | Jan 1st, 2018

Eric Silver of Join the Party returns for another giggle-filled discussion of Harry Potter and the Oder of the Phoenix! Topics include Harry's high school struggles, SPORTS, Face/Off, another quidditch rant, heavy fudge, DRAMATIC DUMBLEDORE and more!...Show More

Ep. 31 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 23-24 w/ Eric Silver

57:39 | Dec 18th, 2017

Eric Silver of Join the Party Podcast talks with Schubes about various aspects of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix including Wizard Christmas, dealing with teenagers, GINNY STOCK RISING, the Weird Sisters, heart-wrenching moments, Megabus, r...Show More

Ep. 30 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 20 - 22 w/ Kelly Beckman & Alex Moothart

1:07:27 | Dec 4th, 2017

Alex Moothart returns and Kelly Beckman debuts in the FIRST EPISODE WITH TWO GUESTS AT THE SAME TIME! These two debate whether the 5th book is the best in the series or the worst. Topics include Hagrid and Maxime's spin-off movie, Jane Goodall, Harry...Show More

Ep. 29 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 17-19 w/ Zach Valenti

1:02:30 | Nov 20th, 2017

Zach Valenti returns to talk more Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include feminist stairwells, skiving off, Big Wizarding Pharma, MIKE DOING A 180 ON HIS DOBBY HATRED, the funniest line in the series, JK's incredible planning, and m...Show More

Ep. 28 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 15-16 w/ Zach Valenti

56:41 | Nov 6th, 2017

Zach Valenti of Wolf 359 joins to talk Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include Large spiky black Ds, Umbridge vs. everyone, McG continuing to KILL IT, Pokemon battles, sick burns, Harry “Inspector Gadget” Potter, Red-headed dogs, FI...Show More

Ep. 27 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 11-14 w/ Lauren Shippen

1:07:03 | Oct 23rd, 2017

Lauren Shippen of the Bright Sessions podcast returns to discuss more Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include Jim Dale's signing, JK hating Hufflepuff, Ron's numbness to romance, Hermione standing up for herself, Snape & Umbridge ar...Show More

Ep. 26 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 9-10 w/ Lauren Shippen

59:27 | Oct 9th, 2017

Lauren Shippen, creator of the Bright Sessions podcast, joins to discuss chapters 9 and 10 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include a need for wizard statistics, Book Ginny outshining Movie Ginny, Sirius “Whiny Bitch” Black, Harry...Show More

Ep. 25 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 4-8 w/ Eric Schneider

58:41 | Sep 25th, 2017

On this ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE, Eric Schneider ( editor/producer of Spirits Podcast) returns to discuss more Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include ANGSTY HARRY and how he almost made Mike stop reading, more reasons why Percy...Show More

Ep. 24 - Order of the Phoenix Ch. 1-3 w/ Eric Schneider

50:32 | Sep 11th, 2017

Eric Schneider of Spirits Podcast joins to discuss the opening chapters of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Topics include exposition dumps, The Cauldron Black Market, Petunia+James?, "Probably Voldemort," ANGSTY HARRY, mid-2000s teen comed...Show More

Ep. 23 - Goblet of Fire Ch. 34-37 w/ Syndey Adams

55:43 | Aug 28th, 2017

Sydney Adams returns to close out the final chapters of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Topics include how the movie ruined the epic battle, Mike accidentally guessing the plot twist, toilet polyjuice potion, line dances, Azkaban being poorly ru...Show More

Ep. 22 - Goblet of Fire Ch. 31-33 w/ Sydney Adams

55:50 | Aug 14th, 2017

Sydney Adams returns to cover the meatiest part of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire in an episode LOADED with laughs and tangents. Topics include "GOTTA BE BAGMAN!", Hermione's inner monologue, The Disturbed and The Dangerous, Wizarding participat...Show More

Ep. 21 - Goblet of Fire Ch. 27-30 w/ Melissa Anelli

58:08 | Jul 31st, 2017

New York Times Bestseller and co- host of Pottercast, Melissa Anelli, returns to discuss Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Topics include Fancy Viktor Krum, 5 things wrong with Snape, Crouch vs. Bagman III, anthrax, 80's montages, AND THE DARKEST ...Show More

Ep. 20 - Goblet of Fire Ch. 24-26 w/ Melissa Anelli

52:55 | Jul 17th, 2017

Schubes speaks with FREAKING NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLING AUTHOR, Melissa Anelli! Topics include Harry's refusal to ask questions, Book Krum's dominance over Movie Krum, JK's sneak jokes, Polite Sassy Dumbeldore, Myrtle's dark turn, Ron being a seer, ...Show More

Ep. 19 - Goblet of Fire Ch. 23 w/ Vanessa Zoltan and Rosianna Halse Rojas

58:56 | Jul 6th, 2017

A whole episode devoted to the Yule Ball. Get. HYPED. First, Rosianna Halse Rojas returns to discuss the Yule Ball. Topics include Dobby's dope socks, Hermione's smart play with teeth, Krum's character development, Snape vendetta against bushes, and ...Show More

Ep. 18 - Goblet of Fire Ch. 20-22 w/ Rosianna Halse Rojas

51:33 | Jun 19th, 2017

Rosianna Halse Rojas returns to discuss three more chapters of GoF! Topics include Pomfrey reaching her breaking point, Krooked Karkarov, Harry's incredibly lame burn, the largest subtweet in history, Ron's improved joke game, Crouch Vs Bagman heatin...Show More

Ep. 17 - Goblet of Fire Ch. 17-19 w/ Rosianna Halse Rojas

57:49 | Jun 5th, 2017

Schubes is joined by Rosianna Halse Rojas (@papertimelady) to discuss wide range of topics about Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Topics include the complications of the Goblet's contract, Petty Hedwig, Hermione being good at everything, the char...Show More

Ep. 16 - Goblet of Fire Ch. 14-16 w/ Jake Kilroy

37:27 | May 22nd, 2017

Jake Kilroy returns to discuss the meatier parts of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Topics include Mike's Latin classes in high school paying off, I Destroy as I Speak: the band, STOAOOFMCACFACITLS, social commentary on textbooks, disgust toward...Show More

Ep. 15 - Goblet of Fire Ch. 11-13 w/ Jake Kilroy

43:23 | May 8th, 2017

Jake Kilroy joins to discuss a far less problematic section of Goblet of Fire! Topics include Percy rants, Malfoy rants, Destructive Ron in need of an intervention, Patrick Swayze, Snape being a dick, no one loving Prof. Vector, and more! Thanks for ...Show More

Ep. 14 - Goblet of Fire Ch. 6-10 w/ David Tres

56:20 | Apr 24th, 2017

David Tres, host of Contemporary Cage, is back to discuss arguably the worst section of the entire Harry Potter series. Topics include Cold Blooded JK Rowling, Douchey Mr. Diggory, a bountiful harvest of quidditch rants, Jim Dale's awful voices, Find...Show More

Ep. 13 - Goblet of Fire Ch. 1-5 w/ David Tres

45:29 | Apr 11th, 2017

David Tres joins to discuss his least favorite part of the series, the beginning of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Topics include nipple snakes, Sensitive Voldemort, Wizard Playstation, Bill not being cool, Pigwidgeon being a bad name, and MORE...Show More

Ep. 12 - Prisoner of Azkaban Ch. 19-22 w/ Julia Schifini

57:01 | Mar 27th, 2017

Julia Schifini of Spirits Podcast returns to talk the ending of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! Topics include Wizard CSI, ranking the best Hogwarts professors, pet lions, Roman mythology, 80s montages, SASSY DUMBLEDORE, Savage Hermione, an...Show More

Ep. 11 - Prisoner of Azkaban Ch. 17-18 w/ Julia Schifini

40:53 | Mar 14th, 2017

Schubes is joined by Julia Schifini of Spirits Podcast to discuss two of the most dramatic, plot twist filled chapters in the Harry Potter series! Topics include the awesomeness of Madame Pomfrey, Sirius Black's melodramatic antics, racism against we...Show More

Ep. 10 - Prisoner of Azkaban Ch. 13-16 w/ Jordan Edwards

52:40 | Feb 27th, 2017

Schubes is joined by Jordan Edwards of LeakyCon to wonder WHY THE HECK DIDN'T HOGWARTS SHUT DOWN WHEN RON WAS ALMOST MURDERED BY SIRIUS BLACK, analyze many confusing aspects of Quidditch, discuss one thing Mike ACTUALLY LIKES about Quidditch, make pa...Show More

Ep. 9 - Prisoner of Azkaban Ch. 9-12 w/ Ashley Strongarm

56:29 | Feb 13th, 2017

Ashley Strongarm joins the podcast to discuss a very troubling section of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Topics include A GLORIOUS QUIDDITCH RANT, the carelessness of wizards, the convenience of Sirius' backstory, SASSY MCGONAGALL, the nam...Show More

Ep. 8 - Prisoner of Azkaban Ch. 6-8 w/ Amanda McLoughlin

49:30 | Jan 30th, 2017

Amanda McLoughlin is back to continue discussing the first third of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! Topics include bad-ass Hermione being the best Hermione, Prof Trelawney being the worst teacher of all time, Quidditch being the antithesis ...Show More

Ep. 7 - Prisoner of Azkaban Ch. 1-5 w/ Amanda McLoughlin

49:58 | Jan 16th, 2017

In this episode, Amanda McLoughlin (co-host of @SpiritsPodcast) returns to discuss the beginning of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! Topics include Aunt Marge being a worthless character, Cornelius Fudge being sketchy, Harry being the least ...Show More

Ep. 6 - Chamber of Secrets Ch. 14-18 w/ Sydney Adams

52:59 | Jan 2nd, 2017

Sydney Adams returns to discuss the end of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets! Discussion topics include Tom Riddle being an idiot, Dumbledore being a supreme liar, and Gabourey Sidibe having a great wizard name. Thanks for listening, and I hope...Show More

Ep. 5 - Chamber of Secrets Ch. 11-13 w/ Sydney Adams (Pastatute)

42:17 | Dec 21st, 2016

[DISCLAIMER: There is a brief audio pause halfway through, don't be alarmed] In the snarkiest episode of Potterless yet, host Mike Schubert is joined by Sydney Adams aka Pastatute from Vine! This episode takes the cake not only for most tangents, but...Show More

Ep. 4 - Chamber of Secrets Ch. 7-10 w/ Amanda McLoughlin

42:28 | Dec 5th, 2016

Amanda McLoughlin, co-host of Spirits Podcast, is back to discuss more about the Chamber of Secrets! Topics this week include how Lockhart is Guy Fieri, an intense Quidditch rant, and "subverting the normal gender interactions of females in bathrooms...Show More

Ep. 3 - Chamber of Secrets Ch. 1-6 w/ Amanda McLoughlin

43:52 | Nov 21st, 2016

Host Mike Schubert is joined by Amanda McLoughlin, co-host of Spirits Podcast to discuss the beginning of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Discussion topics include anti-Gilderoy Lockhart tirades, a questioning of Malfoy's bullying methods, a...Show More

Ep. 2 - Sorcerer's Stone Ch. 9-17 w/ Charlotte Dow

1:03:22 | Nov 7th, 2016

Charlotte Dow joins to discuss the second half of Book 1 in the series! Highlights include the revelation that this book is just a Scooby DOo episode, talks of how "Giggle Juice" is the wizard word for alcohol, a dive into Malfoy's awful bullying, an...Show More

Ep. 1 - Sorcerer's Stone Ch. 1-8 w/ Alex Moothart

50:01 | Oct 24th, 2016

Alex Moothart joins host Mike Schubert as they cover the first half (Ch. 1-8) of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone. They discuss how awful the first movie is in comparison to the book, the psychopathic nature of the Dursely family, ...Show More

Ep. 0 - Everything I Know Before Reading the Books

13:13 | Oct 18th, 2016

In this intro episode, host Mike Schubert describes why he never read the Harry Potter books as a child and the backlash he received because of it. He then describes everything he knows about the series from the 4.5 movies he has seen before he embar...Show More