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Episode 94: A parachute jump without a parachute is just a jump

28:09 | Aug 30th, 2018

We're back, just like you said we would be. Let's get straight into it, shall we? A man enters the Guinness Book of World Records in a way that must surely mean he's tired of living, we discover a land beneath the sea that we never knew existed, so...Show More

Episode 93: The bad boy of perverts

33:08 | Aug 27th, 2018

Good morning and welcome to this episode of The Luke and Pete Show, you're very welcome. Make yourselves comfortable. This time around, Pete kicks off proceedings by furnishing us with some Japanese pornographic film titles translated into English. I...Show More

Episode 92: Never arm-wrestle an actor

35:05 | Aug 23rd, 2018

This time around, we hear from a listener who became involved in an ill-advised tete-a-tete with The Shield's Kenny Johnson, with quite spectacular results, learn of the tallest free-standing structure in the UK (Hint: It's not in London), and marvel...Show More

Episode 91: Non-brewed condiments

31:49 | Aug 20th, 2018

Congratulations on your download! Your all-new Luke and Pete Show will contain the following: White Chocolate Chicken Shops Fish n Chips Sweaty Armpits How to assemble a band for a wedding Warning: Results may vary, do not listen to while operati...Show More

Episode 90: A conspiracy theory special!

30:10 | Aug 16th, 2018

As promised, Pete delivers (sort of) on his Conspiracy Theory Special chat from shows gone by. What we mean by that is that he found a list of them in a magazine and would quite like to read them out.  And the excitement only ramps up from there - ...Show More

Episode 89: A husband's bulge

31:44 | Aug 13th, 2018

Finally, finally, FINALLY, Pilot Neil returns. We don't know where he's been or what he's been doing but the most important thing is that he's back. We weren't angry, just disappointed. Also on your all-new edition of The Luke and Pete Show - tales...Show More

Episode 88: Why are we even friends?

32:34 | Aug 9th, 2018

Howdy everyone! We're back in our respective saddles and looking to artfully waste another half an hour of everyones' time with some more pith and nonsense. Huzzah! Pete's been to Korea and so joyfully regales us with tales of his travels, includin...Show More

Episode 87: A knife made of pasta

27:52 | Aug 6th, 2018

The Luke and The Pete are getting to the age where they need to think about going grey and what that means for them. Apparently, Anthony Kiedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers takes affirmative action on that front. Who knew? Also, there's a revisiting of...Show More

Episode 86: Kneeling in mud in the name of Liam Neeson

29:42 | Aug 2nd, 2018

A police helicopter has been keeping Luke from watching TV. Pete's more interested in those little finger trick skateboards you used to get back in the day. What were they called? Did you ever become good at using one? If so, let us know. Meanwhile...Show More

Episode 85: Never eaten a crisp

32:47 | Jul 30th, 2018

Rejoice at the return of your favourite podcast featuring two men that know nothing about anything talking for half an hour. Pete's been to the seaside, and this time he managed to avoid getting sunburnt! He celebrates by talking for a bit about pant...Show More

Episode 84: Do you keep those spider monkeys in a van?

29:54 | Jul 26th, 2018

Why is Sir Paul McCartney so odd? And, while we're at it, why is Ringo Starr also so odd? Any advice greatly appreciated.  This time around, we break bread over the differences between the Japanese and Korean languages, marvel at possibly the worst...Show More

Episode 83: Careful of the laburnum

31:39 | Jul 23rd, 2018

We start this episode as every podcast should begin - with Tom Jones impressions. After that we keep up the music theme by finding out that Pete has been hobnobbing with Franz Ferdinand's Alex Kapranos and bonding with him over Graceland. Once we f...Show More

Episode 82: Next stop, Hither Green!

33:09 | Jul 19th, 2018

Tune in this time around for Luke and Pete reminiscing about puncture repair kits, before marvelling at how strange and unreliable the passing of time and capturing of memories can be. Don't worry though, we get on to much more firm and familiar grou...Show More

Episode 81: The It's Been World Record

30:32 | Jul 16th, 2018

We start today's proceedings by talking about a one hour documentary on Japanese trains, including men fashioning a light fitting 'the old fashioned way', whatever that means. It's not as boring as it sounds though, and before you know it we've moved...Show More

Episode 80: Fast food rigidity

31:46 | Jul 12th, 2018

We open proceedings this time around with a tale about a stork that ended up costing a charity a £2000 phone bill, and things get slowly more bizarre from there. The two main takeaways are, well, er, takeaways and names it is absolutely impossible ...Show More

Episode 79: Johnny Eggs

28:37 | Jul 9th, 2018

We think it's episode 79, but we're not sure, and Pete is still sunburnt. It's his own fault. It's sent him a bit mad, and one minute we're discussing new show ideas, and the next we're talking about bringing a different animal into the studio every ...Show More

Episode 78: Fly away Peter, fly away Paul

30:57 | Jul 5th, 2018

Straight off the bat, The Pete is accusing The Luke of wearing Bermuda shorts, an accusation that shouldn't be taking lightly. After that we hear of Peter Crouch and a kids' illusion that confuses The Pete to this day. There's time for actors that ...Show More

Episode 77: Candy cigarettes and camel urine

34:14 | Jul 2nd, 2018

The Pete is back from working the Isle of Wight Festival and is sunburnt. He's also sporting a rather snazzy Transformers tattoo. And, having managed to perform a bungee jump and survive it with both retinas intact, he's also in a chipper mood. He ...Show More

Episode 76: Chaos on the central line

35:08 | Jun 28th, 2018

Highlander actor Christopher Lambert is apparently almost blind. Did you know that? Why would you, eh? Luke certainly didn't, not until Pete told him. Yes, the boys are back and they're talking yet more nonsense, which let's face it is the very thing...Show More

Episode 75: How's your health?

33:23 | Jun 25th, 2018

Moore and Donaldson get back in their easy chairs, light a pipe each and start ruminating on the world around them once more, in episode 75 of your Luke and Pete Show. This time around there is time to talk about physical health, leading on to the ...Show More

Episode 74: Excuse me, is that my farting jar?

32:08 | Jun 21st, 2018

As the title suggests, in episode 74 we hear about one of the more bizarre habits adopted by people in England in the 17th century. But before that there's plenty to get our teeth into, including a new jingle or two, a Mencarta entry for the ages and...Show More

Episode 73: Father censorship

35:46 | Jun 18th, 2018

The chaps are back, and on your particularly chaotic latest edition of The Luke and Pete Show, we have a truly eclectic range of topics to discuss.  There's Fathers4Justice, more Anthony Bourdain chat, craft ale, more intellectual property theft fr...Show More

Episode 72: The dangers of Thunder Mountain

36:59 | Jun 14th, 2018

Rejoice, because The Luke and The Pete are back in their hotseats and shooting the proverbial once again. This time around there's the great 'compressed air v jet fuel' debate, more flat earth nonsense and a an honourable mention for the late Anthony...Show More

Episode 71: The fine line between a life hack and actual fraud

38:04 | Jun 11th, 2018

We're back. Pete's brought along a new jingle or two and Luke has brought along himself. This time around, there's a bit of film chat (Alex Garland's Annihilation and Woody Harrelson's Lost in London Live), a kid that keeps fainting (not Luke or Pete...Show More

Episode 70: The class of '99

30:51 | Jun 7th, 2018

As promised, this episode starts with Pete taking a science quiz, with actually quite impressive results, there’s talk of tattoos and the role they now play in society, and we learn actually pretty quickly that Pete doesn’t know the story of a really...Show More

Episode 69: Straight-laced parents

41:05 | Jun 4th, 2018

Greetings to you, beloved Luke and Pete Show community! We’re back for our 69th edition of this nonsense, and this time around The Luke and The Pete discuss Freddie Mercury again, what The Pete got up to at the British wrestling earlier in the week (...Show More

Episode 68: A baby on the dashboard

31:59 | May 31st, 2018

Draw up the drawbridge and draw down the blinds! We're back! Pete's seen Solo and quite liked it, and on the subject of movies we also take the time to talk a bit about the new Freddie Mercury biopic which is hitting cinemas soon. Still on a theme...Show More

Episode 67: A voice on a stick

37:06 | May 28th, 2018

On this episode of your all-new The Luke and Pete Show, we take time out to imagine what it would be like if The Pete wasn't 'a voice on a stick' but a BT engineer, sent out to make internet happen in your abode. Predictably, results are 'mixed'. A...Show More

Episode 66: Do not exit your vehicle

34:25 | May 24th, 2018

School stories aplenty this time around as the great and good of The Luke and Pete Show community deliver us some of their most cringeworthy tales, we try to separate art from the artist, and there's an opportunity to imagine a young Pete gaily skipp...Show More

Episode 65: Well, it used to be a dog

26:10 | May 21st, 2018

When is a dog not a dog? That's a burning question we answer early doors on episode 65 of The Luke and Pete Show, before Pete waxes lyrical about birthdays, birthday parties and the fascinating world of speedrunning of video games. The contribution...Show More

Episode 64: The prodigal son returns (to Hartlepool)

37:51 | May 17th, 2018

This time around on your common-or-garden Luke and Pete Show, The Pete has been back to the motherland unannounced to see his dear old mother and to annoy his father with Tivo-based tricks. Meanwhile, Luke's been for afternoon tea, the boys show yet ...Show More

Episode 63: Abducted by Concorde

37:55 | May 14th, 2018

Pilot Neil is back in the Luke and Pete Show cockpit and he doesn't disappoint, the boys get excited about terrible 90s boy bands (most notably the great E-Male) and Pete reveals yet another remarkable childhood skill, arguably more impressive than e...Show More

Episode 62: Little Pipples Donaldson

34:10 | May 10th, 2018

This episode contains all the S words: snooker, The Simpsons, and sex education. And speaking of the latter, a listener gets in touch with perhaps the most embarrassing, cringeworthy and awkward situation a young student could find themselves in. A...Show More

Episode 61: There's a toad in my suitcase, what am I gonna do?

32:24 | May 7th, 2018

This time around we delight in some truly embarrassing school stories, including possibly the worst threat of violence ever and an ill-advised Nazi-themed tactic to impress a girl, we deliver a couple of well-overdue Duncan Bannatyne updates (one of ...Show More

Episode 60: A man in a rocking chair

32:42 | May 3rd, 2018

Pete's been to the good ol' US of A and admits that he is essentially the worst travel companion ever, as well as recounting a frankly quite horrific story of his AirBnB involving a random stranger in a rocking chair. In addition to that we listen to...Show More

Episode 59: A hippo's dinner

32:21 | Apr 30th, 2018

Ever wondered what it's like to be swallowed by a hippo? Well, wonder no more as your boys have found a story of a man who experienced it. We'll be honest, it doesn't sound that nice. Also, everyone's favourite drill sergeant, R Lee Ermey, has sadl...Show More

Episode 58: The Mothpocalypse

26:58 | Apr 26th, 2018

Pete's been admiring Beyoncé from afar, Luke's been admiring Duncan Bannatyne from afar (again) and we settle the 'Can you land in a wingsuit without a parachute?' debate once and for all, courtesy of a stuntman. Elsewhere, giant moths v a tennis r...Show More

Episode 57: When meat fell from the sky

34:26 | Apr 23rd, 2018

This week, we hear more about not only school trips, but school visits from celebrities including a truly heart-wrenching tale about a listener that missed out on an encounter with Kriss Akabusi. There's also time for a truly depressing domestic ta...Show More

Episode 56: Duncan Bannatyne and his favourite eggs

34:30 | Apr 19th, 2018

Still on a high from a visit to southern Italy, Luke's started reading Roberto Saviano's Gomorrah. Meanwhile, Pete takes a trip down memory lane and treats us all to his favourite Red Dwarf moments. Conversation then understandably takes a trip to th...Show More

Episode 55: Misplacing the Door to Hell

35:34 | Apr 16th, 2018

Our eponymous heroes, The Luke and The Pete, are back fresh from Naples and talking all things Italian (pizza, sculpted eyebrows etc) as well as car rentals, why Pete insists on recording the occasional podcast in bare feet - something that Luke find...Show More

Episode 54: No! Not the bees!

31:58 | Apr 12th, 2018

It's Thursday and that means it's time for more nonsense from the terrible twosome. Luke and Pete are coming in your ears this time around with talk of early memories, including another story about bees, and the worst inventions of all time.  Among...Show More

Episode 53: Singing the Peterhouse blues

32:49 | Apr 9th, 2018

Pete's been hobnobbing with yet another celebrity, and then rants and raves about why he thinks he didn't get into Cambridge university (clue: it's not to do with his lack of intelligence); he really is becoming quite obnoxious. A tale of weird coi...Show More

Episode 52: How did Jesus die? No seriously, how did it happen?

35:37 | Apr 5th, 2018

We realise in this episode that we've sailed through Easter and not even mentioned it, so the start of Episode 52 involves us taking the time to go back over last weekend's festivities. After that, there's a trip down memory lane involving Nirvana an...Show More

Episode 51: Botflies, Bryan Cranston and Gran Turismo 5

34:44 | Apr 2nd, 2018

Welcome back, LAPSers! It's great to have you back with us, and Happy Monday! This time around, Pete starts you all off with an outrageous admission and then tells us about his recent experiences with Bryan Cranston, star of Breaking Bad. Exciting! ...Show More

Episode 50: We have done nothing to commemorate our fiftieth show

31:59 | Mar 29th, 2018

Happy Thursday! You've almost made it through another week, and to commemorate such a momentous effort, let Luke and Pete guide you through around half an hour's worth of chat on the transportation of precious cargo on commercial aircraft, a couple o...Show More

Episode 49: Watching Teletubbies from a test tube

40:31 | Mar 26th, 2018

We are absolutely delighted to be back in your ears for another week, and we celebrate that fact with an astonishing reveal about another version of Mencarta that exists elsewhere, a truly remarkable story around IVF treatment, another Noel Edmonds a...Show More

Episode 48: Super, smashing, great

34:46 | Mar 22nd, 2018

Luke and Pete take time to pay their respects to Sir Ken Dodd, Jim Bowen and Stephen Hawking, all of whom sadly passed away recently. Once we've got that out of the way Pete, who is rapidly turning into Alex Jones' heir apparent, finds the time for a...Show More

Episode 47: An emu should not be living there, it's not right

34:33 | Mar 19th, 2018

Here we go then, back in the habit assessing the fallout of #craftalegate (something for which Peter is showing no contrition at all), learn that Pete paid an old man a decent amount of money to come to his house and teach him Japanese and hear about...Show More

Episode 46: What's happened to that donkey?

37:09 | Mar 15th, 2018

After the craft ale ridiculousness last time around Pete stays true to form and gets drunk on his own at home using Japanese liquor of some description.  Alongside that we hear of another animal partial to the Bolivian Marching Powder, a windy nigh...Show More

Episode 45: Neckbeards and their craft ale, they make me sick

35:54 | Mar 12th, 2018

Luke's been to see Harry Potter and the Cursed Child but is duty bound to #keepthesecrets, and Pete uses this episode as an opportunity to get right up on his soapbox and rant and rave, Alex Jones-style, about the evils of craft ale, much to Luke's c...Show More

Episode 44: Undercover police officers, public toilets, and sheep

32:48 | Mar 8th, 2018

When you're an experienced police officer, it probably takes a lot to shock you, and you could easily be seduced into thinking that you've seen it all. But, according to one of our listeners, his policeman pal got a lot more than he bargained for one...Show More

Episode 43: Poison/venom, Guns n Roses, and the worst Mother's Day present ever

36:17 | Mar 5th, 2018

Much like Thin Lizzy sang, the boys are indeed back in town and this time they're ruminating on the difference between poison and venom - the toxins, not the 80s bands. Two 80s bands they *are* talking about however, are Guns n Roses and Metallica, s...Show More

Episode 42: Childhood fights, boys called Paul and our very own drinking game

27:40 | Mar 1st, 2018

Did you ever get into a fight as a child? Perhaps you got into more than one. Perhaps you did so with a boy called Paul. Luke did, and he can't be the only one. Elsewhere, a future hall-of-fame listener informs us of a Luke and Pete Show drinking g...Show More

Episode 41: How to cook the perfect steak, and the greatest bear of all time

25:25 | Feb 26th, 2018

Luke opens proceedings on how he likes to cook a steak, much to Pete Donaldson's chagrin and scepticism, before the boys get through *yet another* email about Stubbington Study Centre which almost beggars belief. It feels like the entire south of Eng...Show More

Episode 40: Black Panther, video games and Pete getting annoyed about gifs

23:52 | Feb 22nd, 2018

Luke's been to see Black Panther (spoiler: he enjoyed it), we hear another Stubbington Study Centre story which is even more bloody exciting than the last one, some amazing new batteries enter the game and, as ever, Pete is able to squeeze in some ch...Show More

Episode 39: Fleeing from a neutron war and heading for Northampton

28:09 | Feb 19th, 2018

Rejoice! It's Monday and we're back for another half an hour of life-affirming nonsense from all over the world. This time around we fit in Valentine's Day activities, Pete's problems with the Winter Olympics and a truly amazing straw hat-related tal...Show More

Episode 38: Part vampire, part maths teacher

27:04 | Feb 15th, 2018

Happy Thursday! We're delighted to be in your ears towards the end of the week for the first time. It feels great.  This time around: Japanese trains and the perverts within them, Pete still has a hard time coming to terms with the age of some anim...Show More

Episode 37: A brave new world

26:47 | Feb 12th, 2018

The first of a new-look, twice a week Luke and Pete Show muscles into territory as diverse as efficient hydration (Luke), too-tight trousers (Pete, obviously), hemp trousers (Pete again, obviously) and the world's oldest animals. A note of caution, t...Show More

Episode 36: You are now entering Dildo, Newfoundland

41:55 | Feb 5th, 2018

Your two eponymous antiheroes are back for another episode of LAPS as all the kids are now calling it (pronounced 'LAPS'), and first stop is Pete trying to convince his Dad Stewart to go on holiday with him. After that, they hop across the Atlantic...Show More

The Windsor Knot

00:30 | Jan 31st, 2018

Hello you! Pete and Luke here. We've been working on a new show, and we'd love for you to have a listen. It's called The Windsor Knot, and it's a royal wedding podcast. A royal wedding podcast, made by and made for people who wouldn't exactly call...Show More

Episode 35: The Words Show

40:01 | Jan 29th, 2018

Another week and another themed episode from the chaps, as this time around they get stuck into wordy matters, including yet more children with inadvisable names. We find time for more Steve McQueen and Paul Newman chat too, as well as a decent treat...Show More

Episode 34: The Body Show

38:43 | Jan 22nd, 2018

It's The Body Show! Luke and Pete received an inordinate amount of emails about the human body this week and so decided to group them together into one handy to listen to episode. But before they get into the nuts and bolts of that, there's the small...Show More

Episode 33: Too much seasoning

46:50 | Jan 15th, 2018

We start episode 33 with an insight into Pete 'Donny/PD' Donaldson's utterly confusing approach to timekeeping before running through his recent trip to Krakow in Poland, a city in which he managed to offend a local tour guide with his behaviour in a...Show More

Episode 32: Where I walk is Rome

42:32 | Jan 8th, 2018

Pete starts episode 32 with a tremendously entertaining actor-based error and after that there's plenty more robot and AI chat following last week's discussion that kicked off 2018. We also take some time to read out your suggested riddle solutions, ...Show More

Episode 31: This is your future, so tether your payload

53:05 | Jan 1st, 2018

Holy Macaroni! We're in the future! It's 2018 and, as you can probably imagine, this fact dominates proceedings in episode 31. We discuss futuristic things that may or may not happen, Pete interprets his own dreams in quite a simple (and predictabl...Show More

Episode 30: One Elephant Outstanding

40:48 | Dec 25th, 2017

A big hearty Christmas-load of glad tidings to all of our listeners as we release episode 30 of The Luke and Pete Show on Baby Jesus' birthday, no less. This week, words in other languages that have very specific meanings,

Episode 29: Tokyo Binge

40:32 | Dec 18th, 2017

Pete is back from his charity trip to Kenya, we hear from more listeners who have 'ruined Christmas', a man who struggled to make jokes while learning English, and an unfortunate soul who self-medicates with onions and insists that it works better th...Show More

Episode 28: Light, Ephemeral, Almost Fruity

51:39 | Dec 11th, 2017

On this week's offering to appease the podcast gods, our eponymous ne'er do wells take in such disparate subjects as flat earth rocketmen, wombats and groundhogs, the insect sting pain scale and yet more post office employee tales to savour. Elsewh...Show More

Episode 27: Special Delivery

48:59 | Dec 4th, 2017

This week in your ever so slightly late and ever so slightly postal themed Luke and Pete Show, the boys discuss a truly ridiculous situation in the Post Office, a man whose eyes are frankly high maintenance, a postman in a spot of bother and much mor...Show More

All apologies

01:39 | Dec 4th, 2017

Admin. Numbers. Who'd have 'em? Allow Peter Marmaduke Donaldson to explain...

Episode 26: Sex, lies and videos of tapir

49:05 | Nov 27th, 2017

In this week's fifty minutes of daftness, we learn of Luke Moore's love of herbivorous mammals, the life-size cabbage patch doll who lives in his house, and Pete learns of a frightful eyesore of a building in Lebanon. Get in touch via @lukeandpetes...Show More

Episode 25: Goblins?

43:14 | Nov 20th, 2017

Pete has made a truly disturbing discovery about the very bones that hold literally all of our bodies together, there's some decent discussion about airports and the presence of strange car raffles within them, some more British awkwardness and lots ...Show More

Episode 24: Wake up!

44:19 | Nov 13th, 2017

First up, Luke has locked himself out of the house. After that all of you, literally all of you, are sleepwalkers or so it seems. As a result, we trawl through a load of your tales of the mischief you've all got up to while unconscious. There's also ...Show More

Episode 23: Sunday Brunch with Danny Dyer

47:44 | Nov 6th, 2017

Luke and Pete are joined by a special guest as writer and broadcaster Rick Edwards pops in to the studio to discuss his new book Science(ish) and whatever other nonsense us and you, the listener, can throw at him. Expect talk about British awkwardnes...Show More

Episode 22: Egg Security

53:06 | Oct 30th, 2017

This week on the loosest show in town our eponymous heroes follow up on last week's battery chat with several of your example cells, and bloody enjoyable they are too. Elsewhere we chat Ridley Scott, provincial towns, sleepwalking with bizarre cons...Show More

Episode 21: Plastic Terry

47:40 | Oct 23rd, 2017

The boys are in a brand new studio and have headaches due the tightness of their headphones. You'll be pleased to know though, dear listener, that they both press on regardless. A pair of true pros. On the agenda this week - CDT teachers with kit ca...Show More

Episode 20: Groovy Baby, Oh Yeah!

44:19 | Oct 16th, 2017

Luke and Pete are back and Pete is dressed as Edward Scissorhands, an outfit that garnered him great feedback from none other than Tim Burton himself, Luke has been to the Crystal Maze and there's plenty of tim to get stuck into Richard Gere, obvious...Show More

Episode 19: Rotisserie Alex

40:39 | Oct 9th, 2017

Pete's back! That should be all you need to know really, but in episode 19 you can also hear all about the following subjects: - Samurai swords - Dads - Calling up communal phones in rural Ireland - Encryption - Ann Summers - Traditional Japanese ho...Show More

Episode 18: Turning 27

59:05 | Oct 2nd, 2017

A generation-defining episode, a coming-of-age if you will. We've hit 18! Lots to get excited about here including a very special guest familiar to those who attend the Luke and Pete parish regularly. But don't fear all the change, there's still ple...Show More

Episode 17: Every Single Photo Had the Eyes Cut Out

43:36 | Sep 24th, 2017

Pete announces to the world his catchphrase and then tells us all about the best dog ever (apart from possibly the one last week that was friends with a dolphin). The boys then take us all through a Bad Job/Good Job email special from listeners, inc...Show More

Episode 16: Dougie the Dolphin

40:54 | Sep 17th, 2017

A dog has become friends with a dolphin in Ireland and it's a big hit with Pete. While all that's been going on, Luke's fitted a new car stereo (which is only marginally more interesting than it sounds) and there's more fierce debate about the calori...Show More

Episode 15: Conversation Lozenges

43:42 | Sep 11th, 2017

Luke's been to Atlanta checking out whale sharks, and while he was there Pete was back in the good ol' UK judging a dog competition with an 80s pop star despite never owning a dog in his entire life and not knowing any of the breeds. It's great work ...Show More

Episode 14: I Like a Squeeze Too Sometimes

46:36 | Sep 4th, 2017

What did you learn in home economics at school? What did you have from the vending machine after you went swimming? But you know what they say, nostalgia isn't what it used to be, so there's also enough space in the Luke and Pete audio bubble to ch...Show More

Episode 13: Good Luck/Bad Luck

49:28 | Aug 28th, 2017

Pete's done Luke a solid and prepared the show on his behalf, and if that doesn't worry you it really should. This time around the boys hang their chat on the loosest of themes but it means they take in such compelling subjects as marble racing, the...Show More

Episode 12: Shark Turns Oven On

47:39 | Aug 21st, 2017

There's enough chat about chocolate bars to sink a battleship (hopefully without an unlucky Uruguayan onboard), Luke tells a frankly quite horrendous story about a fox - so consider that fair warning - and, sticking with the nature theme, there appea...Show More

Episode 11: Get Your Tintagel Out

40:44 | Aug 14th, 2017

Luke's been to Cornwall and discovered a giant goat (with a huge penis) in an exceptionally well laid out museum, and Pete brings two vocal record-breakers to the table, with differing results. There's also time to hear about a truly horrific mental...Show More

Episode 10: Pulling Skids Outside the Butchers

51:24 | Aug 7th, 2017

Pete's been blowing up 'a surprisingly small amount of Hartlepool' with a make-believe nuclear bomb, Luke's talking about riding bikes in the 1980s a la Stranger Things, and the boys ruminate on etiquette when riding in the back of a taxi. Meanwhile...Show More

Episode 9: I Would Not Like to Have My Own Personal Lift

50:14 | Jul 31st, 2017

A man who only eats roadkill dominates proceedings this week, as Pete spends a large part of the show complaining about his neck. It's starting to become a problem part of his body and he's also worried about curvature of the spine. Osteopaths, get i...Show More

Episode 8: Next Week on Dragons' Den

48:38 | Jul 24th, 2017

After the chaos of the email special, our two pals head back to more familiar territory and discuss recent visits to the good ol' United States of America and the Western Isles of Scotland, including the truly fascinating tale of St Kilda. There's a...Show More

Episode 7: An Email Special!

53:01 | Jul 17th, 2017

After being bombarded with an extraordinary amount of correspondence, Luke and Pete decide to take you all on and get through as many as they can in one episode. So, expect chat about accidentally hitting animals in the car, motion sickness, virtual...Show More

Episode 6: Selling a Gameboy to a Squirrel

47:46 | Jul 10th, 2017

This time around the boys rake over the old 'barrel roll in a plane' conundrum again, because some conversations just will not die. They also find time to contemplate disappearing into the woods for 27 years, and a listener gets in touch claiming to ...Show More

Episode 5: Opened Up Like a Chrysanthemum

55:10 | Jul 3rd, 2017

In the fifth instalment of Luke and Pete's Summer, the Little and Large of the podcasting world discuss museum exhibitions, knuckle dusters and setting fire to a million quid. They also find time - with the help of a listener - to rationally explain...Show More

Episode 4: I Didn't Go Down to the Lightning Strike Bureau

55:35 | Jun 26th, 2017

Why are a group of local men trying to find millions of missing rubles in a disused rocket mine in Russia? Why are loads of sheep knocking about an island off of the coast of Scotland with cardboard wings on their back? And how would Pete and his an...Show More

Episode 3: What's That Wasp Doing in My Fig?

1:00:23 | Jun 19th, 2017

What the hell is a long egg? Are there secret items available for purchase at the world's best fast food restaurants? And why was Pete being fed like a bird by a man in a KFC? It's an impromptu food special, everyone! But don't worry, there's still ...Show More

Episode 2: Never Go Into Your Stepdad's Study

1:02:40 | Jun 11th, 2017

What happens when a bird flies into your house? Why is a man on the internet filming himself eating the oldest things he can find? What do you do when you use your step-dad's computer and discover something unspeakable? And how long can a chicken liv...Show More

Episode 1: Japanese Ghosts and a Surplus of Molasses

52:46 | Jun 4th, 2017

In the very first episode of Luke and Pete's Summer, our two eponymous heroes take a rip-roaring tour around Pete's favourite Japanese ghosts (including one that performs a horrendous act upon its victims), suggest the type of correspondence they wan...Show More

Luke and Pete's Summer: Coming 5th June!

01:19 | Jun 1st, 2017

Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson every Monday as they spend the summer pulling on the threads of the universe and revelling in the discovery of where each one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everythin...Show More