Common Sense with Burt Franklap Podcast
1) Scissors for Serovia
As racial tensions explode in protests against the military's use of deadly force, Burt asks "What can we do to help the poor Serovians?"
2) Making a Meal of It
Celebrity chef and tinfoil fashion icon Muesli Carapace joins Burt in the DAG kitchen
3) The Trolley Problem
Burt asks the tough questions about our new state law, including "but why do I have to do it?" and "can't other people take responsibility for themselves and, by extension, me?"
4) Umasked!
Burt takes Dictator Doff to task over the biggest invasion of personal freedoms since chattel slavery. Yes friends, Burt's taking on the oppressive forces of Big Mask.
5) Election Watch! *googles "how to delete Facebook posts"*
Burt takes up a spirited defence of disgraced White Australia party candidate Bitumen Checkshirt, after news came out that he had shared some racist and sexually baffling memes on Facebook.
6) Election Watch! – the Treehuggers Party
Yes, it's that time again – Election Watch! is in full swing as the nation prepares to go to the polls once more. Joining Burt in the studio is Gumleaf Overpass, politics editor for the Nationalist, t...Show More
7) Farewell to Franklap (Mon Aug 20th)
It's the end of an era, friends. The legendary Burtgold Franklap is packing up his Platinum Microphone and leaving DAG752. Now that political correctness has gone even madder still, and infiltrated ou...Show More
8) Public pooping is protecting free speech (Mon Aug 14th, 2018)
Let me be totally clear -- I, Burt Franklap, am NOT the "Sh*t Sprinter", but he is a PATRIOT defending free speech. And those nature strips were asking for it.
9) The Only Woman In Space (Mon Aug 6th)
Stellar Battles actress Grace Park has quit social media following months of abuse from fans, in what was clearly a publicity stunt to elicit sympathy, and not the latest in a string of misogynistic e...Show More
10) Margarine's gender subversiveness -- Burt Speaks Out! (Mon Jul 30th)
Trans fats?? Back in my day fats were fats, and didn't expect me to respect their pronouns!