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Mission To Zyxx

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An improvised science fiction sitcom following a team of ambassadors as they attempt to establish diplomatic relations with planets in the remote and chaotic Zyxx Quadrant… better known as the "ass end of space."

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The crew enjoys a well deserved day off for X-Marse. Oh wait. Nope. They are deployed to the sooty planet Chimnacia, where they encounter a hardworking raconteur. Bargie plays the hits and flops. Dar is spared from family drama. Pleck makes it about himself. Who fancies C-53’s new voice? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar and Brianna the Log Flume Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Urchin Bot with a Weird Accent Winston Noel as ART_DODGA and Aggressive Urchin Bot Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Broken Urchin Bot, and The Great Beast With special guest Paul F. Tompkins as Rip Seeso Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Argot Studios by Paul Ruest Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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Nermut gets a promotion.  Featuring: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Winston Noel Moujan Zolfaghari John Robert Wilson Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Thank you to everyone for listening to Season 2! You’re the best! Everyone on Patreon is better than the best! To support season 3 and get cool perks, head to patreon.com/missiontozyxx Season 2 finale celebration live show at Caveat NYC on October 26th. Tickets: https://www.caveat.nyc/event/mission-to-zyxx-live-10-26-2018

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The crew is deployed to prison-break an individual with unique knowledge. Their mission is incredibly successful like always! Juck yeah! Featuring: Jeremy Bent as Anorak Alden Ford as Corn and Squeegee Allie Kokesh as Tiny Toots Seth Lind as Parka Winston Noel as D-20 Moujan Zolfaghari as Turk Manaked Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew is sent to retrieve someone essential to the rebellion’s upcoming battle. Nermut and Dar reconnect. Pleck inspires the crew. Bargie gets an upgrade. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano and Rolphus Tiddle Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Seesu Gundu and Mel With special guest Brandon Scott Jones as u.everybody Edited by Alden Ford Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew heads to the planet Mehnah in search of a star with precious intel. Dar meets someone from their past. Pleck gets some sludge. C-53 lays down a beat. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano, BouncerBot and Little Bill Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Miranda  With special guest Yoni Lotan as Pee-Nee Gorno Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Additional crowd SFX from our amazing Season 2 premiere show crowd at Caveat in NYC. Thank you!

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The crew return to the Tiger Nebula Strip Mall with varying intentions. Pleck runs into an old friend. Dar does some grooming. Intel is gathered and maybe processed. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Bliff Winston Noel as Beano, Mikey and Bruce Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Mel and Ruce With special guest Justin Tyler as Older Derf Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew is tested by a mysterious stranger. C-53 thinks outside the box. Pleck faces an existential dilemma. Beano know.  Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Jonathan Braylock as Two Edited by Alden Ford Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Additional audio from our NYC and LA live show audiences. Thanks for your help!

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The crew takes a break and heads off on a singles cruise. Bargie goes on a billion dates. C-53 and Beano collaborate. Pleck... meets someone? Everything else is gravy. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano and the Stroid Miner Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and the Boils Person With special guest Rekha Shankar as SRA Edited by Jeremy Bent Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan with additional music by 8-Bit Jazz Heroes (Robby Delosier and Adam Bellotto) Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew is sent to a CLINT cloning facility on a high-stakes sabotage mission. Pleck gets a hug. Dar and Nermut exchange lists. Bargie preps for an audition. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy  Winston Noel as Rolphus Tiddle, CLINTs, and Beano Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Leslie Collins as Janelle Fitzmeyer Episode concept submitted by Patreon supporter Torgamous! Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew pair off for an unorthodox mission on the planet Vorbom. C-53 waxes paternal. Dar has a talk behind a rock. Pleck does some introspection. Bargie and Beano bond?  Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano, the Sentinel, and Continent Representatives Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Continent Representatives With special guests: Arnie Niekamp as Gavin Boo-Boo aka Drake Fistkin Adal Rifai as AR-33 aka Alpine Nightly Matt Young as Veteran Missions Operations Manager Vulm Sunblighter Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Additional recording by Brett Boham at Forever Dog and Dan Farnsworth at Gravity Studios Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew returns to a hostile planet, hoping for a warmer welcome. C-53 and Dar dig into some YA. Pleck finds a dance partner. Nermut takes a personal day.  Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano, The Grand Kula, The Zellnaaz and Rolphus Tiddle Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and the Criminals With special guest Bobby Moynihan as Shmorby Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Additional recording by Brett Boham at Forever Dog Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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Bargie isn’t feeling so hot, so the crew is forced to call a mechanic. Dar offers her unprofessional opinion. Pleck learns a couple secrets. Beano help! Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Suzanne Winston Noel as Beano and Christopher Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Veronica and Tony Jr. With special guest Sebastian Conelli as 718Tony Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew is deployed to a mysterious planet to secure cool tech for the rebellion. C-53 makes a call. Bargie and Dar are done. Pleck is finally useful? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Beano and Teela Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Neela With special guest Lennon Parham as Gellen Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Additional recording by Brett Boham at Forever Dog Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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To celebrate our upcoming Los Angeles Live show July 29th, please enjoy this bonus release of our first-ever live episode, recorded at the amazing Caveat NYC on November 6, 2017, and originally released exclusively to our Patreon supporters. Take a trip back to a simpler time, when restraining bolts were in place and the Federated Alliance was for hailing, not jucking. The crew is send to the textile planet Philcon to pick up new ambassador uniforms for the Alliance. Bargie celebrates an anniversary. Nermut gets into art. Pleck gets a new ‘do. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Phil Winston Noel as CLINT and Phil Moujan Zolfaghari as Connie With special guest Jeff Hiller as Bruce the glam droid Recorded Live at Caveat NYC by Shane O’Connell LIVE Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz If you’re in LA, please join us for our live show July 29th featuring returning special guest Jon Gabrus! And if you’d like to hear more of our live shows, as well as mailbag episodes, behind the scenes video, ringtones and more, join us on our Patreon page at patreon.com/missiontozyxx !

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The crew ventures on a rescue mission of sorts, in a real dumpy place. Dar has their own mission. Nermut prepares for a visit. Pleck learns about relationships. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Tezz Rynn Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Seesu Gundu Winston Noel as Rolphus Tiddle and Beano With special guest Alex Song as Joy Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Additional recording by Brett Boham at Forever Dog Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell, Winston Noel, Moujan Zolfaghari and Jeremy Bent Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew embarks on a stealth mission to the opulent Totopo Casino to find the elusive Phoenix Ash. Pleck goes all in. Bargie gets a BOGO. Nermut gets an autograph. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie Winston Noel as the Pit Boss With Special Guests Christopher Scott as D-34_LR and Matt Little as Phoenix Ash Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Additional audio submitted by listener Becca Pridmore

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The crew heads to the Sentient Resources planet to celebrate Dependents Day! Dar and Pleck bond. Nermut day drinks. Bargie busts a move. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Delamp Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With Special Guest Laura Willcox as Takk’Sys, Florgorg, and Bargie’s S.R. rep Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Additional recording by Brett Boham at Forever Dog Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz This episode features the new hit single “This Dependents Day” written and performed by Shane O’Connell and Alta Finn, available for download at [TheRebellion.space](http://www.therebellion.space) Support for Mission to Zyxx comes from [ZipRecruiter](http://www.ziprecruiter.com/zyxx)

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The crew responds to a distress signal from the long-haul cruiser Dezel Maschh. Bargie goes hatch-to-hatch. C-53 takes some photos. Allen goes to the checkup. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as the Dezel Maschh Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie & Mel With Special Guest John Robert Wilson as Allen Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for the Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Special thanks to listener Rebecca Pridmore for additional foley!

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The crew is sent deep into Alliance space to pull off a high-stakes con. Pleck makes a speech. C-53 puts his new digits to work. Bargie lands a gig.  Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and the Triplo Triplets Winston Noel as Mark Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Connee and Li’l Boop Boop With Special Guest Nicole Drespel as Tresedora Lonlée Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew heads to the lush water planet Gill/Gesh and encounters unexpected locals. Pleck gets a base tan. Nermut loses his cool. Bargie hires a coach. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Rolphus Tiddle and Roberto Krak'oor Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With Special Guest Ali Gordon as Gerp Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew ventures to Flarn space to seek help from a mighty Flarn crime lord. He and Dar go way, way back. A high-stakes competition ensues. Nermut lends a hand. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Norm Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Terr’ekk Kestebi and Beano Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie, Introspective Ne’er-do-well and G.O.R.M. With Special Guest Dru Johnston as Garrett Hornberger Edited by Seth Lind Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional Music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Special thanks to Loren Humphrey for this episode’s recording location, and to our Season 2 Premiere audience at Caveat NYC for crowd chants and cheers Support for this episode comes from [ZipRecruiter](ziprecruiter.com/zyxx)

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After dealing a crippling blow to the Federated Alliance, the crew returns to the Zyxx Quadrant to search for a new mission. Nermut makes a purchase. Bargie makes a daring rescue. C-53 tells a bedtime story. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53, Stefai and Hark Tardigast Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Fondo Parquod, C.L.I.N.T., and Rolphus Tiddle Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Robert Doggy Jr.'s Puppy Pound by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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Mission to Zyxx returns May 30th! And you're invited to a premiere party/live show on May 22nd--in person in NYC and streaming LIVE on Patreon. Featuring special guest Zach Cherry as Peter3 Fab the bounty hunter. NYC tickets: caveat.nyc. Live stream access: patreon.com/missiontozyxx

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Thanks so much to everyone who listened to Season 1! We're so excited to get started on Season 2, and with your help we can make it bigger, better, and crazier than Season 1\. Support our Patreon at patreon.com/missiontozyxx and get a ton of amazing perks like ringtones, behind the scenes material, exclusive merch and early access to the Season 2 premiere. If you're in the NYC area, we have a live show coming up on 1/21/18 at Caveat on the Lower East Side, followed by a fan meetup! Come see the show and hang out with us after! Thank you again, and see you in Season 2!

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Episode 118: The Delegator [Season One Finale] Nermut gets a promotion. Featuring: Jeremy Bent Alden Ford Allie Kokesh Seth Lind Moujan Zolfaghari Winston Noel Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade and Finale Art by Eric Geusz Huge thanks to everyone who has listened to our first season! Support Season Two on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/missiontozyxx

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Seven best friends who also happen to run the galactic government have a meeting. Then one of them leaves… Featuring:  Jeremy Bent as Councillor Arcuri Alden Ford as Councillor Corpustanian Allie Kokesh as Councillor Joey Seth Lind as Councillor Runff Winston Noel as Councillor Trink and Councillor Ballwheat Moujan Zolfaghari as Councillor Kassu Edited by Alden Ford Recording, Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew must settle a dispute on Asteroid 951-N in the Krin-Kryn Belt. Has a stranger been waiting for Pleck? Can a destroyed C-53 control the weather? Are questions more alluring than statements? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53  Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter  Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Poot the Miner  Winston Noel as Geep the Miner  Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Sal the Miner With special guest Justin Tyler as Old Derf Edited by Seth Lind  Recorded at Robert Doggy Jr. Studios by Shane O’Connell  Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell  Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley  Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew is summoned to the planet Klongtdt, which is spelled like that and full of children. Bargie wagers. C-53 enforces the rules. Dar does their actual job, for better or worse. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Unflappable Child Winston Noel as Centurion Tiddle and Garful Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Excited Kid With special guest Lydia Hensler as Squirlt Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz Special Thanks to Anna Rubanova

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The crew must pull out all the stops as they establish relations with a planet no one knew existed. Bargie hosts. C-53 asks for a re-do. The warm bean is put to use. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as C.L.I.N.T and Cubie Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Caitlin Puckett as Dodecahelen Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Dee Yan-Key Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew has an unforeseen encounter on Do’Jamn, a moss planet in crisis. Nermut gets medical attention. Ranguses are compared. A shark pursues. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as C.L.I.N.T, LaCraine LaCrosse, and Finniford J. Ryan Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Josh Patten as Maginak Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew embarks on a risky rescue mission on the outskirts of Zyxx. Pleck gets a nickname. Dar considers a career change. What does a son mean to a mother? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy, Space Slug and Councilor Runff Winston Noel as C.L.I.N.T and Blimpie Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Tillion Runff With special guest Jordan Carlos as IQQ Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew basks in the afterglow of a successful mission. Pleck shows off a keepsake. A bet is made. Nermut receives a letter from a… fan? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Fluff Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Lorraine Cink as Poof the Wiffle Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew receives a free droid with a big personality. Pleck ejects C-53’s cube. A wish of Dar’s is finally granted. Nermut gets a delivery. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53, Stefai and Mr. Bundaloy Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as Footoo the Droid Salesman, Councilor Trink and Delivery Guy Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Ms. Bundaloy With special guest Jon Gabrus as B-69-420 Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew must close a trade deal with an esteemed dignitary. Bargie celebrates a birthday. Dar meets a hero. Pleck orders a drink. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and The Bartender Winston Noel as The Hand of the Governor Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and The Governor’s Wife With special guest Zach Cherry as Peter3 Fab Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew goes on an important and mysterious retrieval mission. Bargie reveals an old nickname. Dar and C-53 put their knowledge of Frantaks and Garfons to the test. Nermut updates his personnel file. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as C.L.I.N.T.s Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest Michael Cruz Kayne as Chad Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew enjoys some poorly-earned downtime. Dar explores the plumbing. Pleck reminisces about Rangus 6. C-53 can swim? Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Peck the Pervert Winston Noel as Sammo Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and Wink With special guest Lauren Adams as Bory Ampber Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew has an unexpected encounter at the Tiger Nebula Strip Mall. Dar takes a stand by sitting. Pasts are reckoned with. Pleck gets a Blue Julius. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest John Murray as Zwog Tambouie Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Additional music by Shane O’Connell Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew is in for a surprise as they are deployed to the water planet Q’arf’fenn’. Dar cooks. Bargie gets ghosted. C-53 gives an anatomy lesson. Pleck overestimates his tolerance for moisture. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as The K’hekk Swarm Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With special guest John Robert Wilson as The Grower Mind of the K’hekk Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew visits a pleasure planet. Pleck faces himself. C-53 speeds off. Dar goes boating. Hope they don’t have TOO much fun. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as CLINT Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie With Special Guest Connor Ratliff as Jack and Tiny Tonez Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew visits the lush forest moon of Grenlynd and find that shrinking down just makes bigger problems. Dar pulls a Pleck. A marriage is consummated. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy and Juno Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie and the Fairy King With Special Guest Sasheer Zamata as Shataina the Fairy Princess Edited by Seth Lind Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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The crew encounters some resistance to the Federated Alliance’s message of peace. There is an altercation, Pleck shoots someone, and that’s all we really need to say about it. Bargie meets a fan. Featuring: Jeremy Bent as C-53 Alden Ford as Pleck Decksetter Allie Kokesh as Dar Seth Lind as Nermut Bundaloy Winston Noel as the Grand Kula and the Kulata Moujan Zolfaghari as Bargie Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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Ambassador Pleck Decksetter meets his intrepid crew as they prepare for their journey to the remote and mysterious ZYXX QUADRANT. Who’s ready to go to the ass end of space? Featuring: ALDEN FORD as Pleck Decksetter WINSTON NOEL as C.L.I.N.T. JEREMY BENT as C-53 ALLIE KOKESH as Dar MOUJAN ZOLFAGHARI as Bargie SETH LIND as Nermut Bundaloy Edited by Alden Ford Recorded at Braund Studios by Shane O’Connell Sound Design and Mix by Shane O’Connell Music by Brendan Ryan Opening Crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley Ship design for The Bargarean Jade by Eric Geusz

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