NOPE Podcast
1) E111: Michael Bloomberg Shakes a Snout!
The news this week was a grab bag from hell, so we decided it was the perfect moment to announce our rebranding. Henceforth, this podcast shall be known just as NOPE. In this episode, we shut down Mic...Show More
2) Corral the Zebras! (feat. Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Friend’s Fianceé)
This week, we shut down Kraken lawyer John Pierce, who resurfaced following a mysterious two-week absence from court, and issued a statement that raised even more questions than it answered. Headlines...Show More
3) Final Jeopardy: Who is Bob Ross? (feat. Josh Rofé
Rudy Giuliani shaved his beard in a restaurant. Matt Gaetz got married. Dr. Tenpenny believes that Covid vaccines magnetize people. Mike Richards, who is not the guy who played Kramer on “Seinfeld,” r...Show More
4) Hall & Oates: Live from Babylon!
This week, we shut down former assistant attorney general Jeffrey Clark, a Trump appointee who believes that votes in the 2020 election were changed by Chinese thermostats. Also, Ed Solomon, the “math...Show More
5) Peacock Struts Past Tokyo!
This week we discuss all things Olympics, ranging from the series of scandals plaguing Japan’s Olympic organizing committee to the pictogram pantomime performance at the opening ceremony. Also, Jeff B...Show More
6) A Podcast About a Podcast About a Blogger!
This week, we have gone super niche, covering a controversial episode of an obscure fashion podcast, The Cutting Room Floor, featuring a former fashion-blogger-turned-CEO, Leandra Medine aka Man Repel...Show More
7) Cancel the Yoga Debt!
As New York City’s Board of Elections struggled with tabulating ranked-choice votes, we shut down Bill Barr’s attempts at a reputational glow up and “pastel Qanon,” aka California yoga instructors who...Show More
8) ‘Ultimate Slip ‘N Slide’ Explodes On the Scene!
This week, CNN legal analyst and public masturbator Jeffrey Toobin was suddenly back on the air, much like an unexpected erection popping up in a Zoom conference call. Over at NBC, production of the r...Show More
9) Thigh Guy Summer! (feat. Steven S. Rogers)
Joined this week by a new friend of the pod, retired Harvard Business School professor Steve Rogers, we shut down the French Open as well as a Canadian member of parliament who can’t seem to stop gett...Show More
10) Phil Collins Remembers the Alamo!
This week, GQP congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene compared mask mandates to being sent to the gas chambers in Germany. Rand Paul received a mysterious package containing white powder and blamed it o...Show More