
Clause and Effect Podcast
1) Clause and Effect (52 and a half/52): The Fifty-twoth Watch
The final Christmas bonus, wrapped up nicely and tucked underneath the tree. This track is meant to be played alongside the movie, as is the other bonus for our first watch. You don't have to listen ...Show More
2) Clause and Effect (0/52): The First Watch
Cobbled together from scraps of barely usable audio comes our first ever watch of the Santa Clause 3. This was meant to be watched alongside the movie, as is the bonus for our 52nd watch. Pick your p...Show More
AUDIO REMOVED: The podcast creator has removed the audio for this episode.3) Clause and Effect (53/52): Taking Up the Santle
Just in time for Christmas, as promised. This week we didn't watch The Santa Clause 3. That's cause for celebration in and of itself, but that's not all. Instead, we watched both the first and second...Show More
AUDIO REMOVED: The podcast creator has removed the audio for this episode.4) Clause and Effect (Finale/52): The Last Reindeer Fart
We have slain the movie, though we are the ones who were really defeated. It doesn't take long to shift into after-party mode as John and Jacob discuss their memories of the podcast while Ted searche...Show More
AUDIO REMOVED: The podcast creator has removed the audio for this episode.5) Clause and Effect (51/52): Non-Descript Non-Toxic Mint Substance
Not even the director knows what it is. Yes, that's right. We watched with the director's commentary track this time. A lot of our theories were proven, and a lot of others were disproven. Also, we l...Show More
AUDIO REMOVED: The podcast creator has removed the audio for this episode.6) Clause and Effect (50/52): The North Pole Emu War
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. With only three weeks left until their freedom, the gang uses Christmas as an excuse to talk about the human condition. Again. Also, we de...Show More
AUDIO REMOVED: The podcast creator has removed the audio for this episode.7) Clause and Effect (49/52): Reindeer, I Guess
Real men eat mammoth, however. It's Ted's turn to blow the lid off the movie this week, and blow he does. Also, things get a little dark with the discovery of an article that tells us a little more a...Show More
AUDIO REMOVED: The podcast creator has removed the audio for this episode.8) Clause and Effect (48/52): How It's Made: Elves
Please do not contact Adam Sandler. Some slight audio issues this episode with Jacob's mic, but that won't stop us from once again delving into the manufacturing process of elves, as well as puzzling...Show More
AUDIO REMOVED: The podcast creator has removed the audio for this episode.9) Clause and Effect (47/52): Don't Call Me Shirley
You may, however, call a doctor. I don't feel so good. This week we watched Airplane! Time to make the least fair comparison between two movies that has probably ever been made. Mostly, we just use t...Show More
AUDIO REMOVED: The podcast creator has removed the audio for this episode.10) Clause and Effect (46/52): Chair Sleep Rank - S
Whatever the opposite of ASMR is, this episode has it. This week we discuss the automatic targeting systems inherent to sleep deities and elves with hammers, as well as the Christmas Creep. No, not t...Show More
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