The Horror Virgin Podcast
1) 407 - The Black Phone 2
“Camp becomes like a frozen purgatorial church retreat.” This week’s scariest movie is… The Black Phone 2. This film has everything: the real Miracle on Ice, Tommy Tutone, and yet another franchise t...Show More
2) 406 - Frankenstein
“You got ghosts in your blood, take cocaine about it.” This week’s scariest movie is… Frankenstein. This film has everything: A 7-foot Adonis Smurf, a classic “He said/He Said,” and an episode that g...Show More
3) 405 - Sleepy Hollow
“I hereby sentence you to adventure.” This week’s fog-soaked headless whodunit is... Sleepy Hollow (1999). This film has everything: CSI:1799. Turn in your wood badge and your musket. And The Strange...Show More
4) 404 - Thanksgiving
“this is I Know What You Did Last Summer, but with Turkey.” This week’s most carved-up holiday horror movie is... Thanksgiving (With Special Guest Joe Kay!!!!). This film has everything: New holiday ...Show More
5) 403 - Blood Quantum
“He’s hanging by his junk... his stomach junk, not his testicle junk.” This week’s grimiest outbreak horror movie is... Blood Quantum. This film has everything: a bridge-top poop drop, an undead Big ...Show More
6) 402 - Thankskilling
“It was the best of tits. It was the worst of tits.” This week’s most insane horror movie is... ThanksKilling. This film has everything: savory flavored condoms, Terrible depictions of the faceblind...Show More
7) 401 - Crimson Peak (RTP Episode)
Happy Halloween HV Fam!!! Since a lot of you have been asking for this episode, we thought it might be nice for you all to hear our thoughts on Crimson Peak!!! -Todd “He’s the worst ophthalmolog...Show More
8) 400 - Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
“Tommy Doyle could have just gone to therapy, but we’re glad he didn’t.” This week’s scariest horror movie is... Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers. This film has everything: children wielding kni...Show More
9) 399 - Alien 3
“It’s like an angsty teenager blew up because it was forced to shower.” This week’s scariest listener request movie is... Alien 3. This film has everything: A soon to be star director getting screwed...Show More
10) 398 - Wes Craven’s New Nightmare
“You might say those two guys have a hand job.” This week’s scariest meta movie is... Wes Craven’s New Nightmare. This film has everything: a murderous Thing hand, terrible sex toy suggestions, And t...Show More