The Horror Virgin Podcast
1) 403 - Blood Quantum
“He’s hanging by his junk... his stomach junk, not his testicle junk.” This week’s grimiest outbreak horror movie is... Blood Quantum. This film has everything: a bridge-top poop drop, an undead Big ...Show More
2) 402 - Thankskilling
“It was the best of tits. It was the worst of tits.” This week’s most insane horror movie is... ThanksKilling. This film has everything: savory flavored condoms, Terrible depictions of the faceblind...Show More
3) 401 - Crimson Peak (RTP Episode)
Happy Halloween HV Fam!!! Since a lot of you have been asking for this episode, we thought it might be nice for you all to hear our thoughts on Crimson Peak!!! -Todd “He’s the worst ophthalmolog...Show More
4) 400 - Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
“Tommy Doyle could have just gone to therapy, but we’re glad he didn’t.” This week’s scariest horror movie is... Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers. This film has everything: children wielding kni...Show More
5) 399 - Alien 3
“It’s like an angsty teenager blew up because it was forced to shower.” This week’s scariest listener request movie is... Alien 3. This film has everything: A soon to be star director getting screwed...Show More
6) 398 - Wes Craven’s New Nightmare
“You might say those two guys have a hand job.” This week’s scariest meta movie is... Wes Craven’s New Nightmare. This film has everything: a murderous Thing hand, terrible sex toy suggestions, And t...Show More
7) 397 - Exorcist II: The Heretic
“I don’t remember A Bug’s Life having this much religion in it.” This week’s scariest horror movie is... Exorcist II: The Heretic. This film has everything: a locust DJ, a shaman/scientist in a lab c...Show More
8) 396 - Weapons
“All I saw was a feel-good film about an aunt who loved her nephew so much she’d stop at nothing to plan a sleepover for him.” This week’s most chaotic PTA-nightmare horror movie is... Weapons. This ...Show More
9) 395 - Van Helsing
This week’s wiggiest horror movie is... Van Helsing. This film has everything: a wig that out-monsters the monsters, an electrical Wonka, And a that might be having a little bit too much fun. If you ...Show More
10) 394 - Renfield
“This is the first time that Nicolas Cage has ever been stopped by a circle of cocaine.” This week’s nastiest toxic-boss horror movie is… Renfield. This film has everything: Corporate Dracula, Welcom...Show More