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POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Mike Burns

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A weekly breakdown featuring the stupidest crimes of the week, committed by everyday idiots. Mike and a guest also discuss power moves in the world of food, sports, music, and share tales of questionable behavior from themselves and listeners. ...Show More
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59:34 | Jun 27th

Fugitive owner of the Alabama attack squirrel a psycho limp dick who shoots the family cat to show what a tough guy he is, a dirtbag who got arrested for tuggin' it in his hotel window, a teacher who shot porn in her classroom, and a rat falls out of...Show More

49:14 | Jun 25th

Casey's Pizza rants, Bubba Gump Shrimp Hong Kong review, a trailer park guy with the world's greatest combover sprays brown all over a grocery store restroom, the disaster that is Norwich, CT, and an incredible nightmare story from Graspop Metal Fest...Show More
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41:53 | Jun 20th

Dad Bods are sexier than ever, John Cena admits to in-ring boners, America's Trash Dad Bill Cosby, Florida McDonald's sex dance, Tesla driver sleeps for 30 miles, scum has sex with pool floats, and Saved by the Bell fan hits cop car. Big Homie Vin...Show More

32:37 | Jun 18th

Brooks Wheelan joins the bag with the best listener mail on the planet. -Never buy small pizzas -Spike Ball will not score you babes -Motorola Razr college prank & vod from the freeze -Big Chris goes to NXT with some Special Olympics cham...Show More

47:05 | Jun 13th

Brooks Wheelan rejoins the program for this wild ride of stupid true crime. -DEAD MAN GET BACON CHEESEBURGER AT BURGER KING -INMATES GET DRUNK ON HAND SANITIZER, JOYRIDE ATV -POLICE MASTURBATION POLICIES -SCUMBAG JERKS IT IN LIBRARY EX...Show More

53:07 | Jun 11th

J.D. Ryznar and Dave Lyons from Beyond Yacht Rock co-host this beast! -A party for a dead weasel -Guy chugs beer in grocery store -A Granny gets wet -Women steal cheese wheels in Canada -The "Matt Danza" voice gets out of control SH...Show More

1:12:29 | Jun 6th

The creators of Yacht Rock, Dave Lyons and J.D. Ryznar co-host! -We check out the new album from Duff McKagan of Guns N' Roses -Texas Woman Pulls Gun at Karaoke -More Walmart Theft! -Kids Feed Jizz 'n Pee Crepes to Teachers -Woman Goes...Show More

39:03 | Jun 4th

Brooks Wheelan is back bay-bay! The listeners came correct with the hot fire Pmail this week: -Leather Daddy Pride -Shawn Michaels Costume Purchase -Face Punch Party Tricks Send in your stories, questions, and anything else to: powerm...Show More

1:18:07 | May 30th

Rich O'Toole cohosts! -Free KFC Scam -Mom Cut Son's Disrespectful Throat -Liquor Store Break in K-9 Attack -Man Shoots Self in Testicles While Hiding Drugs in his Butt PATREON EXTRAS: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns SHARE YOUR S...Show More

33:25 | May 28th

Gnarly Zack sits in for the first installment of the Pmail Bag. -Demon Schoolchildren  -Tool lights his dick on fire to impress the ladies -Peeing in the Ritz-Carlton lazy river Send us anything and everything to be included on the pr...Show More

43:50 | May 23rd

Gnarly Zack co-hosts! -Walmart Drunken Joyride -Woman Punches Boyfriend's Sack Open -Dad Steals Girl Scout Cookie Money for Erotic Massage -Woman Attacks Boyfriend with Box Cutter on Birthday PATREON EXTRAS: patreon.com/powermoveswithm...Show More

55:01 | May 16th

-NATURDAYS REVIEW -"I EAT ASS" UPDATE -COSTCO HENNESSY HEIST -ELDERLY DUDE GOES TEENWOLF -METH HEAD TUGS IT DURING MASS REACH OUT: powermoveswithmikeburns@gmail.com INSTA: @powermovespodcast JOIN US: patreon.com/powermoveswit...Show More

1:06:04 | May 9th

Vince Averill co-hosts with the heat of a thousand suns. -Dave Bautista gets in on the Daddy movement -$21k in Victoria's Secret Panties Stolen -Drunk Crashes Lawn Mower into Cop Car -Man Arrested For I EAT A** Bumper Sticker -Child Po...Show More

59:18 | May 3rd

Back in Business:   -GOT Battle of Winterfell -Jalapeno Popper Casserole Recipe -Kid Rock buys middle finger statue -Meth smoker attacks mattress -Millionaire steals from K Mart -Wife murders husband over porn -Bad threesome t...Show More

1:09:22 | Apr 25th

-Brooks booked Leo, Burns is going Sizzler -Weirdo steals a fire truck then does Michael Jackson dance on top of it towards cops with his ass out -Chick sends ex 159K texts for true love -Beach creep gets destroyed by MMA fighter -Listene...Show More

56:35 | Apr 18th

-Drunk Game of Thrones -Man beaten with own prosthetic leg -Man beaten for not telling GF she's pretty -Man beheads chickens and kills a motorcycle -Man sues parents for trashing his porno -Woman tries to karate cops at Walmart while s...Show More

1:09:00 | Apr 11th

-Poacher Eaten by Lions -Naked Day Care Drunk -Naked Waffle House Crackhead -Olive Garden Drunk -Listener Does Sex with a Drunk Pilot -Bootylicious Porno Exclusive dope shit: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

52:05 | Apr 4th

-Brooks is back and Big Toilet checks in -Applebee's Strawberry Dollarita -Couple has sex on ferris wheel -Woman gets DUI driving on rim with a full marg  -Nicolas Cage too drunk to understand wedding -Guy chokes cashier for bagging hi...Show More

1:21:24 | Mar 28th

Matt Braunger co-hosts in the monster mega episode: -Lime scooters -Motley Crue's The Dirt review -Axe Body Mouth Spray -AK 47 theft -Chainsaw in a cafe -Wooden Penis -Arby's manager shoots a guy at work -A listener craps his ...Show More

1:06:06 | Mar 21st

Crimes of the Week: -DIY Subway -Fajita Scam -Paddy Wagon Jerk Off -Robert Kraft Update Listener Tales: -Kicked Out of Nashville -Burrito Farts on Hotel Pillows Subscribe for a better life. Want more? Support the sh...Show More

1:04:56 | Mar 14th

-SCHOOL FOR BRIBES -WOMAN DRINKS 6 PACK IN TARGET DRESSING ROOM -MAN LOSES MIND AT TACO BELL AND MAKES HIS OWN MEXICAN PIZZA -HOT TUB SEX AT RESORT ARREST -BRAWL AT RED LOBSTER -DRUNK BUS DRIVER TELLS KIDS TO GO F**K THEMSELVES -DIA...Show More

42:51 | Mar 7th

Power Moves Your Illusion II: -Testicle Salsa -Step Dad's energy drink spiked with cow tranquilizers -Antonio Brown's Hulk Hogan Moustache -Pacman Jones goes bonkers at a casino -A Daddy finds trouble living the Karl Welzein lifestyle ...Show More

51:05 | Mar 7th

Power Moves Your Illusion I: -RIP Luke Perry & King Kong Bundy -Little Caesar's Pretzel Pizza -Brooks drank a smoothie and is healthy now -Stranded man survives on Taco Bell sauce -My Pillow guy says some crazy Trump/God shit -My Pi...Show More

53:22 | Feb 28th

All this for one low price: -RIP Brody Stevens -McDonald's hash brown cell phone -Drunk idiot calls the cops on himself -Arrested sex in a patrol car -Robert Kraft is too horny -A Daddy has a doo doo accident at work Join us for ...Show More

1:00:31 | Feb 21st

Burns is sick and he's blown out on Dayquil. But the show goes on. -That's not Detroit pizza! -Sloppy Tates -Big Toilet has a big appetite -JetBlue drunk ass bound for Vegas -Old man hides crack in his ear -Turd Mobb -Garage porn...Show More

54:36 | Feb 14th

THE DOUBLE DEUCE: -NFL withdrawals  -Movie popcorn to go -Big Toilet would like to meat your mother -Unwanted pee bologna -Clown mask machetes vs. Grandma -Man bites snake venom into wife -Wet pussy shots -Trash bag o' KFC ...Show More

59:57 | Feb 7th

Forever 021: -Meth Fueled Death Party -It's Not a Ghost in the Closet, It's Drew -Butt-Naked Glitter Farting Troll -"No No, Do Not Touch My Cock" and the Threesome That Destroyed a Las Vegas Hotel Room -Tines Day Date Advice -The Se...Show More

1:10:21 | Jan 31st

TWENNY TWEN TWEN!! -BDubs is back -Anaconda, the movie, stoned, twice -2 Boyz on a Scooter -Broken A$$ Phone -Man's life ruined by Little Caesar's closing inside Kmart. -Waffle House Strip Club -Mouse on the Moon -Waterbed Pee Situaish Sub...Show More

59:35 | Jan 24th

Included: Gnarly Zack on how to "Go Bold" at Del Taco, Drunk Texas dude goes psycho on a plane, Idiot destroys home with axe over action figure dispute, Texas chick tries to trick a guy into boning her "twin sister," Hangover nightmare train, Love fo...Show More

1:12:51 | Jan 17th

Brido is back, you guys! Join us for: GUNS 'N ROSES SHROOMS, POWER LIFTING, RED LOB ULTIMATE FEAST, PRINGLES WALMART WINE, DOO DOO PARTY, LIQUOR STORE PARKING LOT PEE, AND A MICHIGAN MANIAC GOES TO NOLA. Check out POWER MOVES AFTER DARK: patreon.c...Show More

1:02:33 | Jan 10th

B-Dubs Brooks Wheelan returns. Kid Rock's butt sign. Outback Steakhouse murder threat. Man held against will in BK bathroom. Doo-Doo Butt's road rage. Dry aged steak recipe. Poorly hitting on bartenders. This, is POWER MOVES EP 017. Send an email ...Show More

55:34 | Jan 3rd

Lady Daddy Number 1 fills in as we talk: fart stabbing, tacos at gunpoint, Macauley Macauley Culkin Culkin, Big Toilet, Voodoo curses, Chili's, and so much more. RIP Bob Einstein RIP Mean Gene Okerlund www.patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

1:16:08 | Dec 27th, 2018

Comedian and dear brother Jesse Popp fills in for B-Dubs in this holiday spectacular. Prepare for things to get real as we record in a hotel room sippin' cold ones on Christmas day. Strap in, Daddies. *Bonus reverse crank call at the end from...Show More

1:02:31 | Dec 20th, 2018

Featuring appearances by: NUNCHUCK LAWS, STOLEN SAXOPHONES, BIG TOILET, FIREBALL CHUGGING, FART MATCHES, BLINDED BY SCOTCH. powermoveswithmikeburns.com patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns INSTA: PowerMovesPodcast

54:42 | Dec 13th, 2018

Featuring Power Moves from... -CHRIS FOERSTER THE DOLPHINS COKE HEAD OFFENSIVE LINE COACH -NUNS WHO EMBEZZLED 500K FROM THE CHURCH TO GAMBLE IN VEGAS -A PSYCHO WHO BEAT SOME GUY HALF TO DEATH BECAUSE HE WOULDN’T DO ORAL SEX ON HER. -A GUY...Show More

1:08:55 | Dec 6th, 2018

EP 012 is piled high with all the toppings and I know you can dig it. We talk about a pilot who steals an F-16 to go and get boned, an idiot who crashes his car trying to drive like Ace Ventura, a listener gives to you the Christmas Booze Advent Sack...Show More

53:37 | Nov 29th, 2018

We check in with Gnarly Zack, dive into the FedEx driver who punched a racist to death, we’ve got a story about a wedding photographer who gets mad faded and bones a guy, pisses on a tree, then threatens the cops, we learn about The Rise of The Baby ...Show More

1:07:42 | Nov 21st, 2018

Episode 10! We did it! www.POWERMOVESwithMikeBurns.com is LIVE and open for business! -Burl Ives tryna steal yo girl -The Gnarly Minute -Bowel Movement Bomb Threat -Who darted? -How to pee -Mama Daddy -Nude Party Hat

1:14:38 | Nov 15th, 2018

All these bold flavors: -Rotten wine disaster -Unflushed doodie -Red Lobster drunk thief -Teacher knocks out racist student -Draymond Green -Stone Cold on the wagon -Mark Davis deep dive -Outback carnal passions -Power Poop...Show More

1:03:29 | Nov 8th, 2018

Piled high with all these toppings: -Parking ticket rage -Quarter Pounder lawsuit -Secret 7-Eleven menus -Big Toilet returns -Delta dog shit disaster -Power Movers Cletus & Bruce -Hooter's 'Ween -Esham -SUBSCRIBE!

1:00:58 | Nov 1st, 2018

EP 007 is made with all this love in the oven: -11 mile walk to get golf course coleslaw -Ernest Scared Stupid -Zombie teeth hillbilly -Stabbing a spoiler -Daycare fight club -Buffalo Bills dildos. Billdos? -My Pillow Guy ugly cr...Show More

59:28 | Oct 25th, 2018

Featuring appearances by: -Burns' trash b-day weekend -Flexing in the shower -Updates from Buddy Bill Big Toilet -Shooting your grandson -The My Pillow Guy -Crack -BK Nightmare King sandwich -Dumping at Taco Bell -A bathroo...Show More

1:06:23 | Oct 18th, 2018

EP 5: -Big Bites -Brooks breaks his car in the desert -Big Toilet wants to murder us -Steal from Walmart -Hitler 'Ween Costumes -Chinese Ferrari Dad -Sammy Hagar's Times Square Cabo Wabo -A listener eats out of the trash I Think I Saw A G...Show More

1:09:43 | Oct 11th, 2018

Goodness of Ep 4: -Dusty Rhodes -Burns' Fantasy bud got in a fistfight at the grocery store -Big Toilet threatens Brooks -Gas station with microwave pee -Natty 77 Pack Bonzo Goes to Bitburg by The Ramones - https://www.youtube.com/w...Show More

1:06:18 | Oct 4th, 2018

In this glorious third episode: -Burns' Redzone addiction -Brooks' D.C. doo doo pants -Drunk at the movies -A call from Buddy Bill -Legal weed LAX -$65k Bionic dick -A destroyed Dunkin Donuts toilet -Applebee's $1 Zombies ...Show More

1:10:28 | Sep 27th, 2018

Everything starts going hard in 004. Don't waste your time. Your life coaches Burns & Brooks discuss: -Ric Flair -Bothering Jon Hamm -Beggin' for change / hittin on babes -Broken ankle Macho Man -$7,000 Camel Cash sweatpants -Food stamp l...Show More

1:02:24 | Sep 18th, 2018

JUST START ON EPISODE 3 or 4! Pilots and early episodes usually kinda suck. This doesn't, but the show takes a big jump shortly when we "figure it out." -Mike Value meal combo for ep 001: -Capri Sun & Crackheads -Subway's Seafood Sensation -Get...Show More