
Craigsistential Crisis Podcast
1) Ep. 125: Ample Cake
We’re just out here learning things we never wanted (or knew we wanted) to learn, like: when do you, as a nude model, remove your pants? Or who is better, Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper? There’s a clear right...Show More
2) Ep. 124: Milk Boy
With all the rizz of a competitive eater (are we using that word right?) Talon and Sarah are back to answer the world’s oldest question: what’s the difference between a weasel and a ferret? Plus, thin...Show More
3) Ep. 123: Dairy Whip-It w/ Elena Afanasiev (420 Special!)
It’s our 4th Annual 420 episode with guest craigspert, Elena Afanasiev (Dock of the Bay)! This episode is a perfect hybrid that will buzz your brain and place you exactly where your body wants to be r...Show More
4) Ep. 122: Squidward Dollars
Look out Joaquin, there’s a new joker in town! In this episode, we dive deep into the laws of man. You’ll learn what not to do in the gym, on airplanes, in the pool, and on missed connections. And for...Show More
5) Ep. 121: The Curse of the Kissin’ Cousins
Sorry for using Talon’s least favorite new phrase as a title, but at least we’re back! The List has been hard at work while we’ve been gone, showcasing new flirting techniques, containing barely veile...Show More
6) Ep. 120: Welcome to the Weirdaverse
In this week’s episode, Talon and Sarah are in their hamster era as they pitch a controversial new bumper sticker, wish they were interacting with a uterus (don’t we all??), and most importantly, disc...Show More
7) Ep. 119: The Most Cancellable Place in the World
It’s February, and 2023 vol. 2 is kicking off with our happies and crappies. On the happy side, we find our very own National Treasure hunt, take full control of the gay community, create a new film g...Show More
8) Ep. 118: Don’t Read Too Much Into This
Calling all Craigs! We’re back this week to decode cryptic gambling messages, find our dream man (probably a wealthy goat farmer) and explore new genres. Plus, a thrilling new game!! Bang our line if ...Show More
9) Ep. 117: You Favored the Cane
We’re back in the first episode of 2023 with a piping hot take: LET TALON FINISH. This juicy, gushy episode is gonna appeal to the fishing community and mosh-pit-frequenters alike. Plus, a pop culture...Show More
10) Ep. 116: Missed Connections is for Lovin’
Hop into your big-assed cars, it’s a new episode! Sarah and Talon are horny for Santa in this pre-holiday edition where we discuss our favorite holiday songs, the existence of soulmates, and the impli...Show More