Do We Make You Thorny? Podcast
1) Cleveland Rocks: A Lie
Let's cut to the chase. Alayah's back. We're in Cleveland. We talk quite a bit about another reality show during this episode. Energy, morale, and confidence are low. We hope you enjoy listening more ...Show More
2) Mama Drama Dust
We stand in the aftermath of Champagne Gate, and the division of the house is becoming more apparent. But a house divided cannot stand...which I guess contradicts that whole standing thing that I said...Show More
3) Mozzarella Sticks from the Vine
Episode 2 is here and we are starting to do a better job of telling the contestants apart. Not a good job, but a better job. We dive into the episode recap, which includes the champagne pop heard arou...Show More
4) It's Pilot Season: Ready for Takeoff (Shoot me in the face)
Ladies and gentlemen, please make sure your seat belts are fastened, your tray tables are in an upright and locked position, and your wine is thoroughly uncorked, because "The Bachelor" is back baby! ...Show More
5) Dog Food Eric Cartman
The "thrilling two-part finale" of The Bachelorette has come and gone, and like the rest of the season, it was incredibly frustrating to watch. We dive in with a recap, berate Jed a satisfactory amoun...Show More
6) Doxx Me Daddy
We break down the Men Tell All from Monday night but regularly go off on tangents about Keanu Reeves in the MCU and Fred Willard in the regular old U. We really earned that "Bachelor Adjacent" honorif...Show More
7) My Wets!
Fantasy Suites are here! We dive into as much recap as possible in this content heavy episode and break down Hannah's approach to all of these boys. Things really hit the fan, and no, that's not euphe...Show More
8) Starcucks: I Spit on a Hilton (with Sarah Waxberg and Elio Vezza)
Hannah has her hometown dates with the four boys and we get exciting cameos from Peter's Handsome Dad, Peter's Handsome Brother, and Shower Jesus (not in any way affiliated with Peter). Also Donny c...Show More
9) Oculus Love Quest
Hannah trims the playing field down for hometowns, and we are very excited for Peter and Tyler! We assure you we did not miss anyone. I don't know why you're looking at me like that.. Also, Donny tap...Show More
10) Literally Concave (with Elesa Marmo)
I cannot believe that I have to write another description with Luke P's name in it. Honestly, this is taxing. Very good singer and even better friend Elesa Marmo is here to help us parse what this sea...Show More