Fortune Kit Podcast
1) 291 - The Clash Royale Halftime Show
Lil Wayne counterprogrammed the Super Bowl Halftime Show with a performance in Clash Royale with better production values than Turning Point USA. It would have been nice to see Mike Love do "Kokomo" a...Show More
2) 290 - The Diddy Lama [Patreon Preview]
Noted sicko the Dalai Lama takes home his first Grammy and Bob Dylan and Paul McCartney are announced for Turning Point USA's Super Bowl halftime show (source: Facebook). Full episode on Patreon: http...Show More
3) 289 - James Bond Checks into the James Bond Hotel
Charles and Alex talk RXKNephew, Neil Young, Nathen Mazri, and the Pitchfork paywall. Subscribe to Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit Join the Discord: discord.gg/HabqgJf Li...Show More
4) 288 - Throw Some Keats on That Bitch
Soulja Boy was the first rapper to complain about pronouns for non-ideological reasons. And it's crazy the devil hangs out at the crossroads when the cross is Jesus' main thing. Fortune Kit on Patreon...Show More
5) 287 - Yellow-Tinted Glasses
Soulja Boy wears ill-fitting shoes to the club, more artists bail on the Trump Memorial Center, and Morrissey finally releases his amazing songs that the industry doesn't want us to hear. Fortune Kit ...Show More
6) 286 - Humans Shouldn't Listen to Birdslop or Whaleslop
Charles and Alex visit Eric Alper's website to read the article "Step by Step Guide to Buying the Ideal Legal Highs." Plus, Elon should do a new Voyager gold disk with Brony dubstep and "America, Fuck...Show More
7) 285 - A Semi-Hollow Guitar is Like a Bag of Chips (You're Paying for Air) [Patreon Preview]
Obama should have drank the water in Bikini Bottom to prove it's not irradiated. And Alex reveals he is now playing a Paul Stanley signature series guitar. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon...Show More
8) 284 - Do You Think Jerry Garcia Introduced Bob Dylan to Crack?
The power of AI has made Soulja Boy 100x more efficient. In the span of a week he started a clothing brand, dropped a song, joined a new streaming platform, and started a new crypto scam. Plus, Billy ...Show More
9) 283 - Soulja Boy Rap Fighter Beta Early Access
Charles and Alex play Soulja Boy's new Rap Fighter flash game. Plus, Drake's "Nokia" was inspired by Cocomelon and Crazy Frog. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit Ending song: ...Show More
10) 282 - Alex's Shroom Trip Made Him a Wahhabist [Patreon Preview]
Imagine the debates they have in heaven: Socrates, Charlie Kirk, the Devil. It brings us no pleasure to report that the evil Blue Wiggle and his no-good nephew are at it again, promoting drug use to i...Show More