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1) Episode 9: God Is Low-Key Loco
This episode is brought to you by Best Buy, which is obviously some sort of authoritarian regime bent on reshaping our physical reality to their fascist whims. More importantly, Ryan and I have a sure...Show More
2) Episode 8: Chinatown, But It's Mattress Town
This episode is brought to you by Hillshire Farm. Their murder factory is less cruel in their execution of helpless animals than ever before! But we mostly discuss how to write movies by making the ma...Show More
3) Episode 7: That's What Makes A Good Country Song: Flawless Logic
This episode is brought to you by the mom and pop global bank, Bank of America. It's also brought to you by DuPont, but we did not have time to read their ad. We talk about A Biden/Yang presidential t...Show More
4) Episode 6: Finally The Future Has Caught Up With My Mind
This episode is brought to you by Everlane. Despite their unclear ad copy, we're happy there's a company making underwear without shit in them. This episode should be about the pita bread, but it's no...Show More
5) Episode 5: Those Who Don't Repeat The Past Are Doomed To Change
This episode is brought to you by Xfinity's new X-Fi, which we can only imagine is some sort of alien technology and not a cheesy attempt to rebrand WiFi. Ryan and Matthew should be talking about conc...Show More
6) Episode 4: A Man-Sized Clock
This episode is brought to you by Nature Made! These five meter long gummies will help put you to sleep or send your children into a one hundred year long Rip Van Winkle coma. We also talk about ponds...Show More
7) Episode 3: To Find Out About Snakes, Jump Into A Snake Pit
Ryan and Matthew talk about the origins of four wheel drive. Appropriately, this episode is sponsored by Toyota's new 2020 GR Supra. This is a big get for us, so we hope we don't talk about literally ...Show More
8) Episode 2: It's Like Jazz, But The Blues
This episode is all about dogs: where they come from, what they eat, and who made them. It's also sponsored by Quip, which is some sort of electric toothbrush the size of a bean that's powered by huma...Show More
9) Episode 1: Michal Jordan's Funeral
The inaugural episode! We read an ad for Zip Recruiter. We also talk about Matthew's love of pistachio ice cream and Ryan's 8 figure job, but only briefly.
10) Trailer
this is a short snippet of the first episode, featuring the kind of introduction you can expect in the future.