Universal Foolishness Podcast
1) The Jasmine Report part 1
You’ve landed on the Jasmine Report – the weekly national tracker that chronicles the latest bull corn leaking out of Jasmine’s campaign for Senate. Now sometimes Jasmine’s mind plays tricks on her w...Show More
2) APOLOGY REQUEST FORM
APOLOGY REQUEST FORM Here at the Discount Think Tank and Bait Camp, we can sometimes hit a little too close to the bone. And that’s when the lawyers make us apologize. With so many wanting an apolog...Show More
3) Wash Your Hands
Back in the time before filtered water, things weren't as convenient as they are now. Like, did you know there wasn’t always a little trash can sitting by the door of the men’s room so when you’re le...Show More
4) CHANGE THE BABY
Let’s say you’re a victim of wife supremacy and you’ve just accidentally stumbled into a child infested area. Suddenly, someone suggests that you change baby’s diaper. Well first you need to know tha...Show More
5) HAPPY TALK
HAPPY TALK The holidays are a great time to remember some of the jacked-up ideas your mom would lay on you when you were growing up. Stuff you were supposed to believe no matter how whacked it was. L...Show More
6) HUSKEY SOLDIERS
Let’s say you’re in the Army and the husky-sized pants is all you can fit into. Well, Mr. Huskey size, you may be looking for another line of work after the new war on chunky soldiers. There's even ...Show More
7) MUTE BUTTON
There you sit, watching the world wake up from history. So many great things to see, or so you’d think. Well sorry pal, all you get this time is Jasmine Crockett, the cold sore on American politics....Show More
8) Smashed Potatoes
Hope you didn’t throw away the box your Mr. Potato Head came in. He’s going to be worth something once we wake up from this trash compactor we’ve been living in! Remember how Mr. Potato Head had a l...Show More
9) Taillight Out
Ladies, if you’ve been thinking about having some extra padding implanted in your behind, I’ve got great news. The makers of Spanx, with the street name Spanky Pants, now sell some special new drawer...Show More
10) Sock Hat in August
Must be hot wearing that wool sock hat in ninety degrees. We don’t see much of the Seattle look here at the bait camp, especially in August. A sock hat in summer is cute and all but is WOKE really wo...Show More