The Topical Podcast
1) Anti-Cyberbullying Campaign Encourages Kids To Get Out There And Do It In Person
It’s the latest attempt to cut down on online abuse among middle and high schoolers. But will it work? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2) The Final Episode Of The Topical
Leslie Price returns from a months-long investigation to serve as host of America’s only daily news podcast one last time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3) Papa John’s Comes Under Fire For Cruel Treatment Of The Bulbous, Deformed Creatures That Lactate Pizza Sauce
Hear why PETA is coming to the defense of these over-bread monstrosities that exist for the sole purpose of having fresh tomato paste extracted from their many teat-like protuberances. Learn more abou...Show More
4) Scientists Warn Americans To Stay Away From That Bird
It looks dirty, and it’s doing a weird thing with its wings. Hear why it would be best if you just didn’t go near it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5) Nation’s Arborists Once Again Urge Congress To Lower The Age Of Consent For Trees
Hear why these arborists believe that if the fruit’s on the ground, it’s ready to pound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6) Paleontologists Determine Dinosaurs Were Killed By Someone They Trusted
Plus, from royalty to recluse, we’ll sit down with a former prom king who now lives anonymously among the commoners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7) Team Of Vatican Geneticists Successfully Clone God
It’s an awe-inspiring scientific advancement, but is it ethical? Hear why critics say these geneticists shouldn’t be playing God on God by making God. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...Show More
8) Nation’s Hypnotists Announce You Are Now Under Their Command
Hear why, when they snap their fingers, you will make the sound a donkey makes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9) Deer Shot By Obsessed Fan
Hear why authorities now believe the suspect stalked the 4-year-old buck for several hours before shooting him in the chest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10) Dept. Of Homeland Security: ‘Has Anybody Seen A Blue Folder?’
Hear why scrambling DHS officials are calling the missing folder “no big deal,” but they would really like to find it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices