
Have Kids, They Said… Podcast
1) I'm Gonna Melonball Your Balls
On today’s episode, Nicole comes a hot mess about Leo while Rich drowns in Mets misery. From Bhad Bunnie at the Super Bowl to babies born with IUDs, awkward plane etiquette, trad life rules, and a vuv...Show More
2) Ghost Butt
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is back and ready to stir it up. He and Nicole catch up on her Rosh Hashanah, dive into the latest Super Bowl performance rumors, and talk about how spo...Show More
3) DooDoo
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Matt steps in for Rich and things heat up fast. Matt and Nicole dive into Rosh Hashanah, argue over timing, and take a dark detour into Leo death talks that ...Show More
4) I'm Suckling On That
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole break down the new Charlie Sheen documentary before giving an update on Benny and the ring. They get into Sweet 16s, debate what kind of pota...Show More
5) Banana Princess
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole cover everything from dots on the family calendar to Nicole’s trip to see the Savannah Bananas. Benny makes a bold move giving his crush a ri...Show More
6) Itsy Bitsy
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich and Nicole sit with some heavy feelings as they reflect on September 11th and the recent assassination of Charlie Kirk. From there, the tone lightens as...Show More
7) Ballsnatcher
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Parker is adjusting to middle school—and riding the city bus, while Rich and Nicole chat suburban life and the viral Karen ball snatcher (and whether Karens ...Show More
8) Noodling
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is multitasking by doing his fantasy football draft while recording, and Nicole is finally having her first back-to-school night—where of course everyth...Show More
9) Wax My @ss!
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Nicole is back and will NOT stand for gaslighting! Rich is officially cringe to Emmy. And Meta glasses on a waxer?! Nicole spills on her Maine trip, Sara reg...Show More
10) Wind Blowing Through My Mullet
On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, guest host Handsome Gabe joins Rich while Nicole’s on birthday vacay. They cover back-to-school chaos, a Taylor Swift engagement, self-driving cars in NYC, h...Show More