Comedians Playing Fantasy Premier League Podcast
1) S3 Ep 11: Balls Are Like A Bag Of Mozzarella/I Crapped Myself On The Slide Once
On our CHRISTMAS special we discuss all things CHRISTMAS such as: Matt’s testicles and was Michael Gove Any Good? Elsewhere.. Jon is caught ‘off mic,’ find out what Matt used to send one-minute af...Show More
S3 Ep 11: Balls Are Like A Bag Of Mozzarella/I Crapped Myself On The Slide Once
1:07:18 | Dec 24th, 2025
2) S3 EP 10: "Chimping Led To This"
On the podcast this week... Jon has the audacity to wear a yellow jumper, Matt & Jon tell us how their Palladium gig went and we discuss Chimping. Elsewhere we 'learn' why they take the lid off of ...Show More
3) SERIES 3 EP 9: ANDRE'S A GASSY BOY & JET BLACK BALLS
WE'RE BACK! BUT... Matt’s come back from his surgery with ‘an attitude problem’, there’s more Paddington news and the boys discuss what Jon got Matt for his birthday. Elsewhere we discuss our grip...Show More
4) S3 EP 8: “I Sound Like a F-ing Monster” & “I Know Someone Who Got Sent A Turd In A Jiffy Bag”
On the podcast this week we discuss... that as you are listening to this podcast Matt will be on the operating table being sliced open, we ask where do 'The Trolls' live these days? AND we react to Fo...Show More
5) S3 EP 7: “I’m The Bad Boy of British Padel” & “I Stand With Paddington”
On the podcast this week we discuss Paddington, bad backs and a ladybird infestation at Jon’s house. Elsewhere we look at an old Damon Albarn interview in Loaded, Jon plays padel with Big ‘BOSH’ J...Show More
6) SERIES 3 EP 6: “CHRONIC ANAL FISSURES” & “THE WATERLOO ROAD HAIR WIZARD”
On the podcast this week we discuss haemorrhoids, Big Ange’s big impact at Forest and a listener emails in about Jon’s hair on Waterloo Road. Elsewhere we discuss scented water for the iron, Jon adm...Show More
7) S3 EP 5: Waterloo Road - “The Turd I Was Meant To Be”
Alternative Title: “I BECAME THE BLOBFISH, THE DILDO AND THE RUSSIAN BROTHEL” On the podcast this week we discuss Jon’s first Waterloo Road episodes, Matthew Mcconaugchey (SIC) and will Jon be abl...Show More
8) S3 EP 4: “I Thought There Was A Dog Chasing Me With A Squeaky Toy In Its Mouth”
On this week’s episode Matt inadvertently admits to breaking the law on the podcast so this could be the LAST EVER Down The Dog. Elsewhere we discuss Jon’s daughter’s party, is Jet lag a rich man’...Show More
S3 EP 4: “I Thought There Was A Dog Chasing Me With A Squeaky Toy In Its Mouth”
46:06 | Sep 18th, 2025
9) S2 EP 3: As One Big Ange Leaves The Government Another Arrives At Forest
On the Podcast this week: Matt’s been to Los Angeles and reacts to Big Ange’s appointment at Forest. Whilst Jon is up to something very exciting which has to be CENSORED, buys a pub for a TV series ...Show More
10) S3 EP 2: “Wrap Your Arms Around Me And Climb Up Me Like A Koala”
On this week’s episode Jon & Matt discuss Mark Pougatch, exercising with drink ‘up ya,’ the green Newcastle shirt and we ask: who are the bad boys these days? Elsewhere Jon visits Fordy in Edinburg...Show More