MUSIC Podcast
1) THE BOOZE HOUND
A song I wrote after reading about a princess marrying a proper who her very royal family said was a scoundrel and a charlatan but they've decided to let love rule and after five years it seems tobe w...Show More
2) A WANNABE
A song I wrote for a friend of mine who wants to become a HG3 member of our community due to the khama catchment area being so harmonious it swings like a samba in the musical key of perfect C
3) CATCHER IN THE RYE
A quick song I wrote after learning that they'd put a camera in the little place where I sit and write which I found very unnerving to have an I spy or seeing eye way up upon high : but then the polic...Show More
4) KENTUCKY COAL
A song I wrote after visiting my brother who lives in Thailand where I was struck by the close proximity of sin , every one of the seven deadlies were available 24/7 and the foreign tourist readily pa...Show More
5) WATSITS
Another crazy song written for my god children about a packet of crisps they seem obsessed with songs about chrips but what can you do.
6) LOVE JOY
A song I wrote about a honey trap set by the KGB in 1955 using seductive dances from the Bolshoi ballet a British naval attache with the nickname miss Mary was cought in a homo sovieticus sexpionage o...Show More
7) J F K
A song I wrote about emperors and kings who believe themselves to be the devine demagoguery If a deity did arrive on planet earth these mobsters and megalomaniacs would see them quickly murdered .
8) THE BUNGA BUS
Short song I wrote after hearing the most of the UK political parties are riding aboard what are known as Battle buses for their election campaigns it's a good job Silvio Burlusconi did do the same or...Show More
9) ROYSTER BOY
Short song written about a packet of chips not an task to try and work lyrics into such a simple insignificant thing but these are the things that children want so often cause one must obey.
10) THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO MONTROSE
Thirty years ago climbing aboard over night sleeper trains could turn into a complete disaster the vodka to Vladivostok the dickie Darlington the newkie brown night club, the Scots rail slangie, all t...Show More