Written in the Cars Podcast
1) NSFW Interlude: Blood, Sweat, and Kachow pt. 1 (ft. Hannah Steele)
CONTENT WARNING: Extremely NSFW. Like more than usual. This bonus episode of Written in the Cars contains graphic sexual descriptions of both car and humans. Listener discretion advised. It was early ...Show More
2) Interlude: Smash or Pass (ft. Hannah Steele)
In this brief interlude between seasons, Paige, Ashton, and Hannah decide to spend a few moments discussing which cars are a smash and which cars are a pass. Content Warning: Written in the Cars is a...Show More
3) What Cars Means to Me (The Chunnel Episode)
In the season one finale of Written in the Cars, Ashton takes a rather large edible while Paige tries her hardest to just get a good episode out of her nonsensical ramblings. Meanwhile, some past gues...Show More
4) Sour: A Cars Musical (ft. CM Bullock)
This week, Paige and Ashton take a much needed break from conspiracies and instead bring in a guest to try to write a Cars Jukebox Musical by using every song on Olivia Rodrigo’s debut album, Sour. We...Show More
5) If You Die in the Car, You Die in Real Life (ft. Gerard Marquez)
Paige and Ashton face their fears and discuss historical events that must have happened in the Cars universe, and are also lectured on tentacle porn. Discussions include Gerards scrapped pun seg...Show More
6) Happyfoodhuman (ft. Michael Wingate)
Paige and Ashton have a heated discussion with a musician who seems to be questioning Ashton’s strong beliefs at every turn. Discussions include car consciousness, artificial intelligence, Christmas e...Show More
7) Lil Dick Slip (ft. Taylor Jones)
Ashton and Paige bring in a microbiologist with a brave take on Car terrorism. Discussions include Monster Trucks, tentacle bones, and Lightning McQueen's wiki feet score. Special guest: Taylor Jones ...Show More
8) Like the Guinea Pig Movie (ft. April Day)
Paige and Ashton sit in the backseat as they desperately try to understand the world of NASCAR as explained to them by an expert. Discussions include Lightning McQueen costume tips, grandma, and...Show More
9) An Abundance of Owens (ft. Hannah Steele)
TW: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS A BRIEF MENTION OF CAR SUICIDE. This week, we travel back in time to Hannah’s first appearance on Written in the Cars, which was recorded months before the release of C...Show More
10) It Started as a Joke... (ft. GM Bobby)
We're back to our regular programming, but this week Paige and Ashton are floored when they realize their guest might have solved Cars by accident and ruined their podcast career. Discussions include ...Show More