The 39th Parallel Podcast
1) The Years of Dave
Emergency! The AmerIsraeli government has just announced we're returning to the Years of Dave so formidably lost to the Years of Brandon, which proceeded from the Years of Barfsack. In this new paradi...Show More
2) I'm a Good Guy
I've never done anything wrong and don't look into it. My record is so squeaky clean you could eat a big bowl of Indian food on it. There are so few skeletons in my closet that it's like... it's like ...Show More
3) Oh My God I'm Going to Move to America
All the sexy ladies... look, that's all we got in America these days. I bought a roll of paper towels recently that cost me $8. It's over, man. But hey, at least we still got a couple of sexy ladies t...Show More
4) Poopmaxxing
I got my fiber on lock brah. I got my prune juice IV drip going in my ass brah. Nothing solid hommie, nothing too thick to pass through my anal cavity any time of day brah. Everything in the vitamix b...Show More
5) Hope Springs Eternal
Everything is actually fine. Nothing to worry about here, folks, because we've got it all under control. Sure, does it feel like a big glowing orb is enveloping everything into galactic goo, and the f...Show More
6) Oh, me? I'm a Moderate
After two decades of things appearing to, as you might say, "unravel" into hellscapes previously hidden and ignored, I think it's finally time to bring back pretending to be a moderate, dead center, b...Show More
7) The Dogs are Barking
People continue to spew idiotic claims in support of their misguided beliefs. Just a giant country of lost children, wandering the mall, getting stuck in a photobooth, covered in shit and McDonalds sm...Show More
8) Trying Not to Talk About Politics
So if you get all upset and bored that we spent thirty minutes talking about humidifiers, you can thank the shitty news for that. Sometimes the only thing to comment on events of the last week is "tha...Show More
9) Mom & Pop Landlords
We recorded this prior to the United States declaring war on a sovereign nation. And I know you might be thinking, oh well doesn't that mean you recorded this episode before Saturday of last week? and...Show More
10) I'm Still Writing 2025 On All My Dicks
The year was bullshit and I don't care about how your specific year went. My own year wasn't even that bad, all things considered, and yet I can confidently assert that 2025 was dogshit. If you had a ...Show More