The Before Hours Podcast
1) We did better as a society when we just said, "That person's weird."
Rich has stuff to say! Eating hot pockets, navigating the borderline girlies, and the science of misgendering.
2) Dad tried to cheat on you with a chatbot and now he's dead
¡Hola, amigos del desayuno! Ozempic side effects, meeting Alec Baldwin, and finding love on 123 Main Street.
3) I know you're a single mom, but it's weird that they're here now.
Howdy, breakfast boys. We talk about Bobby's experience with the Tamil Tigers, being censored by Big Corn, and the ethics of bringing your kids to work.
4) You can say Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot. That's fine.
This episode was filmed weeks in advance.Bobby, Ilya, and Brittany talk about sleep paralysis, the H Word, and fighting your dentist.Go follow  @brittonuscardwell she has a special coming out!
5) To be fair, the "No Fat Chicks" sign was in Arabic.
The Sleeveless Wonder of the World, Matt Maran, joins us. We talk John Cage, Donda's bazongas (sorry Ye), and Birthright trips.Go to the Comedy Fight Club 10 Year Anniversary at The Stand in NYC on Su...Show More
6) Stereotypes are wrong? I've been in gym locker rooms.
I accidentally made friends with a homophobe, so we rated units to compensate.
7) The only people who should be punished are men that explain things a little too condescendingly
This is the most editing I've ever done.
8) If you see an Israeli dude in Hamas, you know he really had to do something hard to impress them.
Hey breakfast buddies. Jake is back. Go watch "Unalived by Dog Pills" on YouTube. I have dandruff, a weird shaped unit, and, apparently, I wipe wrong. Enjoy!
9) There's nothing better than being WHITE BOY ANGRY, in a strictly apolitical sense.
Enjoy your breakfast, folks. Ilya and Bobby speak about Asian dads, placing yourself on the bell curve, and the limits of artistic liberty.DM Bobby if you're in Scotland in the first two weeks of Augu...Show More
10) "Alright, we're 40 minutes into the one-man show. Dim the lights."
Ilya and Bobby continue to be modern day philosophers. We cover getting tested, gay math, All Eyez on Rafah, and so so much more.