NothingOfSubstance Podcast
1) #51 "I Think I'm Taking The Side Of The Rogue Elephant Trampling People To Death This Time And So Is God"
We're talking NFL playoffs (despite my lack of interest in football apparently), people thanking God for everything, rogue elephants killing people, a massive 100 car pile-up in Michigan, & Reba McEnt...Show More
2) #50 中国香烟 (And The Chinese Man That Allegedly Married Carmen Electra And Threw Chow Mein At My Head)"
We’re talking about white people holding Mexicans hostage by forcing them to awkwardly speak Spanish when they clearly don’t want to, DoorDash robots harming disabled people and getting run over by tr...Show More
3) #49 "I Was Ignored By A Kid With Down Syndrome And I Made It Ten Times Worse"
We're talking about an explanation as to what happened to the last couple of episodes, a crew of kids with down syndrome absolutely ignored me when I complimented them about their Niner's gear, plungi...Show More
4) #48 “I’m Trying To Be More Positive, But Dressing Up As A Horse And Being Hand Fed Celery…”
We’re talking when your voice cracks as a grown man, making amends with Gen Z and Gen Alpha, taking accountability for millennial bull****, people dressing up as horses like show ponies, New Year’s re...Show More
5) #47 “He Bought His Hologram Wife For $17,000 Just For Her To Get Deleted.”
#47 We’re talking fallin asleep on New Year’s Eve, fallin asleep at the DMV, shipping out live birds at the Post Office, a Japanese man loses his $17,000 hologram wife cause the company that made her ...Show More
6) #46 “Witchcraft, Crabs, & A Totaled Truck.”
We’re talking Post-Christmas, Oasis sucks, a situation involving a witch who crashed someone’s truck and refuses to take accountability, slipping on icy steps, self-proclaimed experts, people trying t...Show More
7) #45 “You Can’t Slam Your Coworkers’ Head Into The Bowl Of Eggnog, No Matter How Bad You Want To.”
We’re talking creepy coworkers at holiday parties, secret Santa gift exchanges, s*** talkers in public and making them uncomfortable, a Japanese woman marries her AI anime boyfriend, a very performati...Show More
8) #44 “Imagine Explaining To Your Wife That You Got Fired For That S***.”
We’re talking the woman from Patxi’s Pizza gets fired because of her embarrassing outburst, Ja Rule almost kills someone at the golf course, other embarrassing ways to get fired, more weird social med...Show More
9) #43 “You’d Be Under A Blanket Of Snow For A F****** Week Before They’d Find You.”
Welcome back!We’re talking Monday fights with coworkers in your cubicle, cheering at sporting events as a man, old out of shape people going down like f****** dominos, a woman in SF gets flipped like ...Show More
#43 “You’d Be Under A Blanket Of Snow For A F****** Week Before They’d Find You.”
29:47 | Dec 16th, 2025
10) #42 “The Old Woman Who Coughed Up Phlegm That Hit My Coworker In The Mouth And Ruined Christmas.”
We’re talking cough drops, animals attacking people who get too close, Christmas season and how much I hate Christmas music, a chain smoking woman who broke her arm so bad her bones poked out, retail ...Show More