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The Flop House

MaximumFun, Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington, Elliott Kalan

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The Flop House is a bi-monthly audio podcast, devoted to the worst in recent film. Your hosts (Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, and Stuart Wellington) watch a questionable film just before each episode, and then engage in an unscripted, slightly inebriated ...Show More

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Flop House CLASSIC FAVORITE - Bullet to the Head

1:06:16 | Jan 14th, 2016

If you're a new listener, here's a good place to start!

Ep. #251 - Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets

1:41:57 | Feb 17th, 2018

We watch one we were all honestly pretty excited about: Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. Were we all as excited once we were done? Meanwhile Dan introduces a new Jeff Foxworthy routine, Elliott explains Nicholas Cage's pursuit of Bernadet...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #161 - A Talking Cat!?!

1:19:03 | Sep 20th, 2014

Smalltember continues with perhaps the smallest movie we've ever covered, the bad movie new classic "A Talking Cat!?!" Meanwhile Stuart entertains the lizard representative of Harlem, Elliott gives helpful mnemonic devices for the major German direct...Show More

Ep. #282 - Castle Freak

1:53:57 | Apr 13th

It's the moment you've all been waiting for -- we discuss the fabled Castle Freak. And we don't do it alone! We do it with noted B-movie aficionado Joe Bob Briggs who you can also see on Shudder's "The Last Drive-In." Meanwhile, Dan asks salient que...Show More

Ep. #281 - The Nutcracker and the Four Realms

1:22:05 | Mar 30th

MAX FUN DRIVE part TWO! We talk about The Nutcracker and the Four Realms, which Elliott chose for some baffling reason. Meanwhile, Elliott explains Richard Gere's Mothman issues, Stuart reveals the scariest number of ghosts, and Dan takes the show o...Show More

Ep. #280 - Peppermint

2:01:34 | Mar 23rd

It's MAX FUN DRIVE time, everyone! That means we're putting out an extra episode on a week we'd normally take off and drink pina coladas or something. Instead we watched the Jennifer Garner revenge fantasy Peppermint, and hoo boy is it racist! Meanwh...Show More

Ep. #279 - The Dark Tower LIVE

1:33:42 | Mar 16th

We continue to exploit our vault of unreleased live shows, with this discussion of The Dark Tower, with special additional guest co-host, Hallie Haglund, the star of the show. And for those who don't dig live shows, good news! Since next week is Max...Show More

Ep. #278 - Oscar Review Special

1:25:23 | Mar 2nd

By popular demand, we talk about all the glitz and glamor that is... OSCAR! Movies recommended in this episode: Black Coal, Thin Ice Piercing Minding the Gap

Ep.#277 - Catwoman

1:06:46 | Feb 16th

We reached into our archives, all the way back to 2017, to bring you this performance taped at the Now Hear This podcast festival. Elliott's not here (something about it being "too far to fly across the whole country for an unpaid gig, waaah waaah wa...Show More

Ep. #276 - Life Itself

1:41:17 | Feb 2nd

We don't usually editorialize on our own show, but... this is a good one, guys. The gang got together in a hotel room after our Madison, Wisconsin live show to discuss Life Itself, one of the most baffling, and most pleased with itself movies ever m...Show More

Ep. #275 - The Meg

1:38:20 | Jan 19th

It's Jason Statham and a giant shark. Whaddaya need, a roadmap? We discuss The Meg. Meanwhile, Dan reveals a surprising science fact about Meg Ryan, Elliott reveals that Swamp Thing is the ideal male body, and Stuart's feet have a surprising superpo...Show More

Ep. #274 - Gotti

1:34:52 | Jan 5th

This one topped the lists of the worst movies of 2018, and it was so bad Dan barely understood what the fuck was happening, which you can tell, based on how little he can bring himself to say. Luckily, Elliott makes up for it by never shutting up. We...Show More

Ep. #273 - The Humanity Bureau

1:39:06 | Dec 22nd, 2018

Can the magic of Cagemas overcome the most rote Nicholas Cage vehicle we've ever discussed, The Humanity Bureau? Meanwhile, Stuart reminisces about the Cage days of his youth, Dan writes a happy ending for some Foodfight! characters, and Elliott set...Show More

Ep. #272 - Pottersville

1:37:21 | Dec 8th, 2018

We talk about the inexplicably star-studded comedy, The Bigfoot Who Saved Christmas. Excuse us, "Pottersville." Meanwhile, Stuart brags about his back strength, Dan uncovers the world of Raising Cain conventions, and Elliott goes on his longest (most...Show More

Ep. #271 - Death Wish

1:22:02 | Nov 24th, 2018

Why is Bruce Willis starring in an NRA recruitment video? Wait, this is a MOVIE? Are you sure? We talk about Death Wish. Meanwhile, Elliott writes the horror movie "Dr. Sleepypants," we get insight into Stu's endless Critters gifs, and Dan shows off...Show More

Ep. #270 - Interview with the Vampire

1:48:50 | Nov 10th, 2018

Remember that surprisingly well-defined contest Elliott spearheaded a few episodes back? Well the contest winner decided what we should watch, and it was Interview with the Vampire. Will we fall victim to its bloodsucking charms? Meanwhile, Elliott ...Show More

Ep #269 - Friend Request

1:44:12 | Oct 27th, 2018

It's our second SHOCKTOBER episode (not that you'd know it, because Dan keeps forgetting to plug in the fucking Shocktober theme)! This time, we return to the social media horror well, with Friend Request. Meanwhile, Elliott gives a peek behind the ...Show More

Ep #268 - Truth or Dare

1:54:51 | Oct 13th, 2018

The most wondrous time of the year, SHOCKTOBER is here! And to start us off, we watched Truth or Dare AKA Blumhouse's Truth or Dare AKA Teens be Dyin'. Meanwhile, Elliott explains the miracle of birth, Dan explains the fear of death, and Stuart spin...Show More

Ep. #267 - Dwegons and Leprechauns

1:45:39 | Sep 29th, 2018

We close out Smalltember with one of our "favorite" genres: the ill-conceived, micro-budgeted computer animated film. And Dwegons and Leprechauns is a horrific, fever dream of a doozy. Meanwhile, Dan remains the master of the unintended double entend...Show More

Ep. #266 - Slamma Jamma

2:03:14 | Sep 15th, 2018

For our first Smalltember episode of 2018, we discuss Slamma Jamma, the film about slam dunking your way to Jesus. Meanwhile, Elliott gives us some hat-wearing etiquette, Dan is upset that the characters aren't criminal masterminds, and Stuart sets ...Show More

Ep. #265 - Geostorm LIVE

1:38:13 | Sep 1st, 2018

The Peaches are still on their life-mandated summer break, so we bring you this second live episode, straight from the Historic Sixth & I Synagogue in Washington, D.C. We'll be back with normal episodes soon, we promise! Until then, enjoy Geostorm! W...Show More

Ep. #264 - The Emoji Movie LIVE

1:18:46 | Aug 18th, 2018

Elliott just had his second child, and Dan is about to move apartments, so in the middle of all this peach upheaval, we dig out a live show from the vaults. Specifically, our San Francisco show, where we discussed The Emoji Movie. Wikipedia synopsis ...Show More

Ep. #263 - Samson

2:15:34 | Aug 4th, 2018

Jordan Morris joins the peaches to talk about the biblical story that somehow Dan always wants to spell "Sampson," Samson. Meanwhile Dan advocates for all-hours masturbation, Elliott rewrites the hit film "Book Club," Stuart gets all hyped up for the...Show More

Ep. #262 - Sherlock Gnomes

1:43:37 | Jul 21st, 2018

We discuss Sherlock Gnomes, the sequel to Gnomeo and Juliet, the first movie entirely based on a stupid rhyme. Meanwhile Stuart somehow forgets the song Rocket Man, Elliott remembers every OTHER song, and Dan talks far too much about sex swings. Wiki...Show More

Ep. #261 - The Hurricane Heist

1:45:54 | Jul 7th, 2018

On this episode we discuss the alliterative disaster-heist movie hybrid The Hurricane Heist. Meanwhile Stuart is tired, Dan is hungover, Elliott is at his in-laws, and by the time this episode drops 2/3 of us will be on vacation, so let's all just pr...Show More

Ep.#260 - Brain Smasher... A Love Story

2:11:20 | Jun 23rd, 2018

On this episode April Wolfe from Switchblade Sisters and Who Shot Ya? joins us to discuss a direct-to-video movie you've probably only heard about if you had HBO back in the early 90's: Brain Smasher... A Love Story. Meanwhile Elliott reveals his pro...Show More

Ep. #259 - Fifty Shades Freed

1:43:22 | Jun 9th, 2018

Hey, whaddaya know, with Fifty Shades Freed, we did our first full trilogy. Or, because it's Fifty Shades, should we call it a THRILLogy? No. No we shouldn't. Meanwhile Elliott discusses the most cutting-edge cenobite, Stuart briefly becomes Gene Sha...Show More

Ep. #258 - Justice League

2:02:50 | May 26th, 2018

With Infinity War breaking records, it's time to check in with that OTHER cinematic universe, that hath given the Flop House so much, with our look at Justice League. Meanwhile, Stuart reveals Donatello's government job, Dan misreads the title, and E...Show More

Ep. #257 - The Greatest Showman

1:43:37 | May 12th, 2018

Because Huge Ackman so desperately wanted to do a big, original musical, we found ourselves watching The Greatest Showman. And it sure is... showy. Meanwhile, Elliott names off cold-based DC villains, Stuart has feelings on the name Phineas, and Dan ...Show More

Ep. #256 - Power Rangers

2:03:36 | Apr 28th, 2018

Because they haven't gotten around to a gritty Saved by the Bell reboot, we discuss Power Rangers. Meanwhile, Elliott gives us the local news report, Stuart calls Elliott to task for the laziness of his impressions, and Dan inadvertently says the gro...Show More

Ep. #255 - The Layover

1:56:38 | Apr 14th, 2018

The Max Fun Drive is technically over, but if you go to, this weekend, it'll still count! As for us, we watched "William H. Macy Surrounds Himself With Beautiful Women: The Movie" AKA "The Layover." Meanwhile, Dan insults the no...Show More

Ep. #254 - Kidnap

1:41:29 | Mar 31st, 2018

It's the Max Fun Drive, everyone! So put down your phones and go donate at, while you're thinking about it! Everyone back? Good. Because we had a lot of fun watching the Halle Berry Taken-style thriller, Kidnap, and we think you...Show More

Ep. #253 - The Snowman

2:03:26 | Mar 17th, 2018

Mister Police, you could have saved us from watching The Snowman. You gave us all the clues. Meanwhile, Elliott takes us behind the scenes at Shrek, Stuart bravely reveals his medical syndrome, and creepo Dan McCoy is a creepy creep. Wikipedia synops...Show More

Ep. 252 - The Book of Henry LIVE

1:54:38 | Mar 3rd, 2018

Another from our backlog of live shows! This one is from Toronto, our discussion of The Book of Henry! Wikipedia synopsis for The Book of Henry

Ep. #250 - The Apple

2:02:46 | Feb 3rd, 2018

Hey, we found a guy from much more popular podcasts than ours to come guest host with us. Travis McElroy from My Brother My Brother and Me and The Adventure Zone (and like 50 others) joins us to discuss the movie he insisted we watch, The Apple. It's...Show More

Ep.# 249 - The Great Wall LIVE

1:19:43 | Jan 20th, 2018

We dig into our vaults to bring you this live The Great Wall episode, from the Philly Podcast Festival! Wikipedia synopsis for The Great Wall

Ep.#247 - Bright

2:03:18 | Jan 6th, 2018

Two in-person episodes in a row? This one recorded in Dan's apartment? Must be a post-Cagemas miracle! And to ring in the New Year, we talk about Netflix's racially shaky blockbuster Bright. Meanwhile, Dan explains his dimension of shrimp, Elliott li...Show More

Ep.#247 - Inconceivable

1:43:19 | Dec 23rd, 2017

Merry Cagemas everyone! Reunited and it feels so good -- we recorded this one all together, in Dan's hotel room in San Francisco. What made we of the Cage-light domestic thriller Inconceivable? You'll have to listen to find out. Meanwhile, Stu has ph...Show More

Ep.#246 - 50 Shades Darker LIVE

1:22:16 | Dec 9th, 2017

We reached into the vault to finally release this gem from back in the summer, the first and only time we've had an extra guest at a live show, the always lovable Hallie Haglund. And what better thing for three gross dudes to discuss with a woman tha...Show More

Ep.#245 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

1:45:22 | Nov 25th, 2017

We're doing another podcrawl, along with Read it and Weep and Too Beautiful to Live! They covered the first two of the original Ninja Turtles movies, and we covered Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III aka the one where they go back in time and wear sam...Show More

Ep. #244 - Unforgettable

2:01:05 | Nov 11th, 2017

Our love (?) affair with Katherine Heigl continues, as we discuss the crazy ex-wife thriller "Unforgettable." Meanwhile Elliott leans deep into dad jokes, Stuart discourses on the racism of a Mexican restaurant, and Dan''s covered in chili. Wikipedia...Show More

Ep. #243 - The Bye Bye Man

1:30:16 | Oct 28th, 2017

Shocktober concludes with the playfully titled The Bye Bye Man, starring the titular Bye Bye Man and some boring people. Meanwhile, Elliott channels Freddy Kreuger to give the Bye Bye Man some advice, Stu explains Dan doesn't have to pick up floor fo...Show More

Ep. #242 - Rings LIVE!

1:24:21 | Oct 14th, 2017

We discuss Rings, live at the Regent Theater in downtown L.A., with special guest Jordan Morris of Jordan Jesse Go! Wikipedia synopsis for Rings   LIVE SHOWS Oct. 21 –  Toronto, at the Royal Theater Dec. 9 –  San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial T...Show More

Ep. #241 - Pass Thru

2:00:35 | Sep 30th, 2017

Smalltember Small-Stars concludes with Pass Thru, a.k.a. us revisiting the endless well of crazy that is Neil Breen, the lumpy messiah-complex-ed Las Vegas architect who's also a one-man moviemaking factory. Will we be as charmed by him this time aro...Show More

Ep. #240 - Sicilian Vampire

1:56:41 | Sep 16th, 2017

It's Smalltember Small-Stars, with a return to Frank D'Angelo, the Canadian energy drink magnate and bad movie savant behind No Depo$it. This time we discuss his undead Italian saga, Sicilian Vampire. Meanwhile Stuart is on about millennials, Dan pos...Show More

Ep, #239 - Ghost in the Shell

1:55:02 | Sep 2nd, 2017

We're back, baby! And we're all ready to jack into the matrix to cyber-brain download Ghost in the Shell, or something. Meanwhile, Dan goes all googly eyes, Stuart spins some controversial theories about Middle-Earth, and Elliott takes us down to his...Show More

Ep. #238 - xXx: The Return of Xander Cage LIVE

1:15:11 | Aug 19th, 2017

While Elliott's making the transition into the relaxed SoCal lifestyle, we're running some shows we have in the bank, like this live show from back in the winter, which may have been our best one yet. Meanwhile, Elliott reveals Hitchcock's commercial...Show More

Ep. #237 - Ishtar

1:50:30 | Aug 5th, 2017

It's an emotional moment. This is the last regular episode where all three peaches will be in Dan's apartment recording together, in the same space. It's also the ten year anniversary of this dumb podcast's existence. So how did we celebrate it? By t...Show More

Ep. #236 - Suicide Squad LIVE

1:04:53 | Jul 22nd, 2017

We reach way back into the Flop House vault to bring you a live show from the winter, with Suicide Squad. The commercials are all-new, though. That's good for something, right? Meanwhile, Elliott tries to sell us the character of the Joker, Stuart su...Show More

Ep. #235 - USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage

1:59:00 | Jul 8th, 2017

It's Cagemas in July, with the utterly forgotten USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage. Meanwhile, Stu teaches us how the cool kids say "Indianapolis," Elliott makes fun of an adorable old veteran, and Dan invents the WWDND bracelet. Meanwhile, Owen Wilso...Show More

Ep. #234 - The Accountant

1:51:22 | Jun 24th, 2017

It's the movie that thinks autism is the secret to becoming a John Wick-style super-killer, The Accountant. Meanwhile Elliott details Randy Newman's difficulty with dirty rhymes, Dan exhausts his knowledge of Zurich, Stuart hates Cheerios, and we all...Show More

Ep.#233 - The Comedian

1:43:23 | Jun 10th, 2017

We discuss the most accurate and hilarious movie about stand-up ever made, The Comedian. Meanwhile Dan starts off the show by being gross, Stuart reveals his favorite kind of turtle, and Elliott tells us about a few nursery rhyme comedians. Apologies...Show More

Flop House Promotional Movie Minute

05:38 | Jun 2nd, 2017

Just a little note and some goofery about our live show.

Ep.#232 - A Dog's Purpose

1:46:23 | May 27th, 2017

We watch the dog grief porn A Dog's Purpose. Meanwhile Dan gets to the bottom of a Lassie mystery, Stuart gives us a hall pass, and Elliott masturbates to rhymes. Apologies for the audio that makes it sound like Stuart is in the other room. We have n...Show More

Ep. #231 - Mother's Day

1:46:13 | May 13th, 2017

Just in time for Mother's Day we discuss Mother's Day. Let it never to be said that we don't have our finger on the pulse of the zeitgeist. Meanwhile master of impressions Dan returns, Elliott sells branded Timothy Olyphant pants, Stu explains tattoo...Show More

Ep. #230 - Monster Trucks

1:55:36 | Apr 29th, 2017

We discuss the movie based on a not-really pun, Monster Trucks. Meanwhile Elliott talks about Love in an Elevator for waaay too long, Stu asks some Saved by the Bell questions, Dan's penis habits are described at length, and we're all sorry about the...Show More

Ep. #229 - Assassin's Creed

1:39:09 | Apr 15th, 2017

We discuss the movie made up entirely of video game cutscenes, Assassin's Creed. Meanwhile Elliott does the classic "apple bit," we hear another one of Stu's goofs and bloops, and Dan's sick voice is all gravely and such. Wikipedia synopsis for Coll...Show More

Ep. #228 - Collateral Beauty

1:31:43 | Apr 1st, 2017

We discuss Will Smith's spiritual sequel to Seven Pounds, Collateral Beauty. Meanwhile, Stu unveils his hot new nickname, Elliott tries to get Keira Knightly's attention, and the less said about Dan in this episode, the better. Wikipedia synopsis for...Show More

Ep. #227 - 1941

1:53:52 | Mar 25th, 2017

An extra-special bonus episode for the MaxFun Drive, where we're joined by Mr. John Hodgman to talk about Steven Spielberg's legendary flop 1941.   Movies recommended in this episode: I Wanna Hold Your Hand Manborg The Miracle of Morgan's Creek

Ep. #226 - Max Steel

1:40:13 | Mar 18th, 2017

We discuss a movie from last year that flopped so badly that Elliott refuses to believe it exists: Max Steel. Meanwhile Dan sings a Carmen Sandiego duet, Stuart gives his fish-based SNL audition, and Elliott texts a lot. Wikipedia synopsis for Max St...Show More

Ep. #225 - Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings

1:51:32 | Mar 4th, 2017

Why is this movie not in Smalltember? Well, Stu said he wanted to watch Max Magician for his birthday, and we all said "fuck it." Meanwhile Dan doesn't know which corpse to punch, Elliott suggests an alternate course for Teen Wolf, and Stu has no pan...Show More

Ep. #224 - Zoolander 2

1:40:30 | Feb 18th, 2017

We think this one broke Elliott, guys. We watched the only film Leonard Maltin walked out on: Zoolander 2. Meanwhile Dan totally nails a Mario impression, Stuart decides which Roger Rabbit weasel he is, and Elliott admits his fedora-wearing past. Wik...Show More

Ep. #223 - The Last Witch Hunter

1:43:03 | Feb 4th, 2017

We discuss The Last Witch Hunter. All other witch hunters presumably having been herded into the sea by the Red Bull. Meanwhile Meanwhile Elliott explains man-witches, Dan looks to an extreme James Bond to save a wounded nation, and Stuart is obsesse...Show More

Ep. #222 - Home Sweet Hell

1:45:03 | Jan 21st, 2017

We have a homecoming to Katherine Heigl (a heiglcoming? no.) with a movie that truly no one remembered existed but Dan, Home Sweet Hell. Meanwhile Stuart gives us his SNL audition, Dan explains the secret origin of Georgian cuisine, and Elliott plays...Show More

Ep. #221 - Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice

2:02:51 | Jan 7th, 2017

This is a big one folks. Batman v. Superman v. The Flop House. Meanwhile Stuart makes it very clear this is not your daddy's anything, Dan does a dead-on Katherine Hepburn, and Elliott reveals how Nicholas Cage rents softcore pornography. Wikipedia ...Show More

Ep.#220 - The Trust

1:44:38 | Dec 24th, 2016

Cagemas comes but once a year. Will Saint Nicholas Cage bring us something glorious or another lump of coal for our cinematic stockings? We discuss The Trust. Meanwhile, Stuart reveals his testicle-based library habits, Elliott explores Paul Verhoven...Show More

Ep. #219 - Saving Christmas

1:35:52 | Dec 10th, 2016

It's hard to overstate just how barely the Kirk Cameron "materialism-is-good" explainer Saving Christmas qualifies as a movie. Meanwhile, Stuart talks about his gogurt buying habits, Elliott dramatizes Frank Sinatra's sexual habits, and Dan is genuin...Show More

Ep. #218 - Nine Lives

1:57:45 | Nov 26th, 2016

Kevin Spacey as a cat sounds just purrrrfect (TM) for the Flop House, so we watched Nine Lives. Meanwhile, Stuart tells of his adventures with Kirsten Dunst, Dan suggests a terrible new method of shooting porn, and Elliott tells an offensive phone bo...Show More

Ep. #217 - Independence Day: Resurgence

1:59:55 | Nov 12th, 2016

Back to our non-Shocktober fare as we mourn election day with our Independence Day: Resurgence discussion. Meanwhile, Elliott gives the JD Power porn star awards, Stuart's weenus is protected, and Dan cannot leave President Sex Criminal alone. Wikipe...Show More

Ep. #216 - The Gallows

1:53:12 | Oct 29th, 2016

On this final SHOCKTOBER episode we discuss the noose-is-loose would-be chiller The Gallows. Meanwhile, Elliott somehow weasels his way out of doing a Muppet voice, Stuart reveals Dick Tracy's bias against the disabled, and Dan somehow doesn't let th...Show More

Ep. #215 - The Lazarus Effect

1:49:21 | Oct 15th, 2016

Shocktober continues! On this episode we discuss the Flatliners-esque Lazarus Effect. More specific shownotes canceled on account of Dan's sick. Wikipedia synopsis for The Lazarus Effect Movies recommended in this episode: Viy Pet Sematary The Shallo...Show More

Ep.# 214 - Victor Frankenstein

1:44:04 | Oct 1st, 2016

BOOOGENS! Shocktober begins with Victor Frankenstein, the movie that posits that maybe we don't actually wanna see the monster that much. Meanwhile, Elliott disrespects the death of several major pop artists, Stu brings up Jackie Chan again, and Dan ...Show More

Ep. #213 - Christian Mingle

1:49:41 | Sep 17th, 2016

Smalltember/vember continues! On this episode we discuss the feature length ad for a dating website and for God, Christian Mingle. and Stuart explains how to find cartoon porn, Dan checks his website privilege, and Elliott "Weekend at Bernies"es som...Show More

Ep. #212 - No Depo$it

1:32:47 | Sep 3rd, 2016

Smalltember/vember begins with a movie none of us had heard of until a couple of Canadian listeners pressed a blu-ray into our hot little hands: No Deposit. Meanwhile Elliott reveals Ringo Starr's adventures in New Jersey, Stuart sends a giant child ...Show More

Ep. #211 - Godzilla (1998)

1:41:05 | Aug 20th, 2016

At the request of charity contest winner Erik North, we discuss the classic (?) 1998 version of Godzilla. Meanwhile Dan tries to explain Dangerous Liaisons, Elliott surprises no one by reading a Godzilla-centered magazine, and Stuart gives you some a...Show More

Ep.# 210 - Fantastic Four LIVE

55:41 | Aug 6th, 2016

Kept in the Flop House Vaults until now, and released because we're on the road in D.C., it's the LIVE Fantastic Four show!   Visit STUART’S BAR, HINTERLANDS.

Ep. #209 - Pay the Ghost

1:37:36 | Jul 23rd, 2016

Zhubin Parang joins us for the fourth most magical time on the Flop House calandar: Cagemas in July! It's also time for the political conventions, so more extensive show notes are canceled while Dan jets off to Cleveland and Philly.

Ep.# 208 - Norm of the North

1:22:07 | Jul 9th, 2016

We just can't stop punishing ourselves with bizarre kids' computer animated films. Will Norm of the North be another Guardian of the Highlands or Foodfight!? Meanwhile Stuart has strong feelings on Tyrion Lannister's political positions, Elliott mang...Show More

Ep.#207 - The Boy

1:22:29 | Jun 25th, 2016

Elliott is back from his brief sabbatical. Will the possible evil-doll-antics of The Boy make him regret it? Meanwhile Stuart makes people's days better with a choking hazard, Dan's bachelor lifestyle is depressing, and Elliott shares why he has the ...Show More

Ep.#206 - The Choice

1:34:09 | Jun 11th, 2016

Hallie rejoins us, while Elliott is briefly away, to determine whether any tears were jerked by the Nicholas Sparks tearjerker, The Choice. Meanwhile Stuart reveals the Hamburglar's m-o, Dan discusses the strange things he's slept on, and Hallie expl...Show More

Ep. #205 - Gods of Egypt

1:24:09 | May 28th, 2016

Live from Cake Shop as part of NYC Podfest. It's Gods of Egypt.

Ep. #204 - We Are Your Friends

1:29:34 | May 14th, 2016

On this episode we discuss the should-be-more-hateable tale of young aspiring DJ douches We Are Your Friends. Meanwhile, Elliott describes a Golden Girls party at length, Stuart burns Broadway, and Dan slowly dies. Apologies for the wonky audio. Due...Show More

Ep. #203 - Look Who's Talking Now

1:29:28 | Apr 30th, 2016

This episode is part three in a podcrawl with the guys at Read it and Weep, and at Too Beautiful to Live, covering the entire Look Who's Talking trilogy. We got to handle the thrilling conclusion, Look Who's Talking Now. Meanwhile we discover what's...Show More

Ep. #202 - Burnt

1:26:46 | Apr 16th, 2016

On this episode we run through a tasting menu of Bradley Cooper's assholish behavior in the bad-boy chef movie, Burnt. Meanwhile, Elliott recites some lewd Dr. Seuss, Stuart drops some Friday the 13th science, and Dan suggests a new sort of nativity....Show More

Ep. #201 - Vice

1:25:59 | Apr 2nd, 2016

With the glamour and horror of our 200th/MaxFun Drive episode behind us, we return to meat-and-potatoes flophousery with the little seen sci-fi actioner Vice, starring Flop House repeat offenders Thomas Jane and Bruce Willis. Meanwhile, Elliott expla...Show More

Ep. #200 - Nothing but Trouble

2:12:51 | Mar 19th, 2016

It's the moment we promised would never happen: we watched Elliott and Dan's stated least-favorite movie of all time, Nothing but Trouble. (Don't worry - despite Elliott's joking claim that if we ever did this film it would be our last, this is NOT o...Show More

Best of the Flop House 2: Ep. 76-125

41:15 | Mar 14th, 2016

Just in time for MaxFun Drive, a little bonus for listeners.

Ep. #199 - Jem and the Holograms

1:22:19 | Mar 5th, 2016

Don't worry -- we took your boring story about a magical rock-star-making computer and turned it into a thrilling story about YouTube. We talk Jem and the Holograms. Meanwhile, Elliott has a surprisingly deep knowledge of failed Internet concerns, St...Show More

Ep. #198 - The Cobbler

1:29:22 | Feb 20th, 2016

It's the Jewish magical realism tale that almost made Elliott hate his own Judaism: The Cobbler. Meanwhile, Stuart suffers from cartoon eye degeneration, Dan would like you to know very much that he's a wealthy murderer, and Elliott's singing has sta...Show More

Ep. #197 - Seventh Son

1:26:16 | Feb 6th, 2016

Is Seventh Son seventh fun? Perhaps, though we're not sure what "seventh fun" means. Meanwhile, Elliott pitches us on FXXX, Stuart expresses his love for fantasy bullshit maps, and Dan feels terrible about mixing up En Vogue and TLC. We also debut J...Show More

Ep. #196 - Aloha

1:11:30 | Jan 23rd, 2016

Will Cameron Crowe ever rebound from his Elizabethtown slump? Probably not with the even-worse Aloha. Meanwhile, Dan calls out famed painter Leonardo Da Vinci, Elliott can't remember the rich Bazooka Joe cast of characters, and Stu engages in somethi...Show More

Ep. #195 - The Golden Child

1:47:04 | Jan 9th, 2016

It's a super-sized, super-fun, super-technical-glitch-filled CONTEST WINNER SELECTION EPISODE! Tom Horstmann requested that we watch the 1986's The Golden Child, AKA "Don't worry about rewriting the screenplay; Eddie Murphy can improvise any action m...Show More

Ep. #194 - Outcast

1:30:38 | Dec 26th, 2015

For this year's Cagemas we honor both the kindly St. Nicholas Cage, and Star Wars by picking the Cage-Hayden Christiansen joint, Outcast. Meanwhile, Stuart does an ad for Clearasil, Elliott contributes his worst Popeye, and, yet again, Stu and Elliot...Show More

Ep. #193 - United Passions

1:29:16 | Dec 12th, 2015

On this episode we uncharacteristically talk sports, specifically futbol, as we watched the definitely-not-about-a-corrupt-organization FIFA film, United Passions. And who better to join us as we wade into these unfamiliar waters than sports expert a...Show More

Ep. #192 - Chappie

1:35:29 | Nov 28th, 2015

Remember when Chappie fever swept the country, with all those pet Chappies, and tickle-me-Chappies? Meanwhile, Elliott describes a literary-technique-based dystopian future, Stuart continues to explain the Internet, and Dan just checks out for a whil...Show More

Ep. #191 - Men, Women & Children

1:31:42 | Nov 14th, 2015

Think you're too good for the Oxford comma, Men, Women & Children? WELL WE'RE TOO GOOD FOR YOU. Meanwhile Stu explains "X-Men nudity," Dan makes a call for an annotated Flop House, and Elliott explains the music your kids' kids are gonna love. Oh, an...Show More

Ep. #190 - Ouija

1:33:13 | Oct 31st, 2015

Every Shocktober must come, sadly, to an end, but not without our longest (and best?) episode of the month. Dan Macabre, Booart Skellington, and Elliott Killin' are joined by Hellie Haglund to discuss "Ouija," the movie that captures the thrill of mo...Show More

Ep. #189 - Deliver Us from Evil

1:29:30 | Oct 17th, 2015

No show notes because Dan is busy nursing a sick cat.

The Great Switcheroo! Adventure Zone Flop House Takeover

1:05:16 | Oct 10th, 2015

As part of the MaxFun Great Switcheroo, Justin, Travis, Griffin, and Merle McElroy of The Adventure Zone have taken on Leprechaun: Origins. Meanwhile, if you want to hear the Original Peaches (plus guest star Zhubin Parang) you can find them playing ...Show More

Ep. #188 - Unfriended

1:16:30 | Oct 3rd, 2015

It's the most magical time of the year! SHOCKTOBER! And this year we're kicking off with the millenials-on-a-computer-screen shocker "Unfriended." Meanwhile, Dan reads movie ad copy, Elliott talks Quidditch injuries, and Stuart reveals his poop fears...Show More

Ep. #187 - Fateful Findings

1:21:53 | Sep 19th, 2015

No show notes on account of Emmys.

Ep. #185 - Grace of Monaco

1:19:29 | Aug 22nd, 2015

Straight from Cannes to Lifetime (TM), it's the Grace Kelly biopic, Grace of Monaco. Meanwhile Elliott has a surprisingly deep well of Saved by the Bell knowledge, Dan speculates about Curly's gold, and Stuart finds a new way to leave Dan out of thin...Show More

Ep. #184 - Drive Hard

1:14:40 | Aug 8th, 2015

Take two faded stars, put them in an Aussie C-picture, and encourage them to improvise wildly, and what do you get? The oddly compelling Drive Hard. Meanwhile Elliott improves various movies by adding a little vitamin C(age), Dan reveals what the H.P...Show More

The Flop House EXTRA: Best of the First 75 Episodes

53:23 | Aug 1st, 2015

Some of the top bits and tangents from the first 75 episodes, suggested by fans. Apologies for the sound quality on some of these -- it was early on and we were learning.

Ep. #183 - Left Behind

1:18:28 | Jul 25th, 2015

Show notes canceled on account of SUMMER.

Ep. #182 - Strange Magic

1:07:41 | Jul 11th, 2015

In this episode, Jordan Morris of terrific MaxFun sister podcast Jordan, Jesse, Go! stops by to co-host while Elliott's in England, a move he immediately regretted when we watched Strange Magic. Meanwhile, Dan explains the proper way to drink beer, S...Show More

Ep. #181 - Jupiter Ascending

1:12:56 | Jun 27th, 2015

Will the guys who liked Speed Racer also enjoy the Wachowski sibling's most recent critical flop, Jupiter Ascending? Meanwhile Elliott debuts his new bumper sticker, Dan boringly digresses about The Three Investigators, and Stuart explains why, when ...Show More

Ep. #180 - CBGB

1:10:31 | Jun 13th, 2015

Detailed show notes abandoned this week, as Dan and Elliott are winging their way to Montreal for a wedding!

Ep. #179 - Mortdecai

1:19:26 | May 30th, 2015

Hoo boy does Johnny Depp certainly have a mustache in Mortdcai!  Meanwhile Dan reads copy off a beer for some reason, Elliott invites George Lucas to stop by, and Stuart recommends a surprising film.Movies recommended in this episode:Mad Max: Fury Ro...Show More

Ep. #178 - 50 Shades of Grey

1:16:01 | May 16th, 2015

In the words of Homer Simpson, we've got a hankerin' for some spankerin', as we discuss 50 Shades of Grey.  Meanwhile Stuart delivers a eulogy for the rappin' granny, Elliott explains the laziness of British elocution, Dan reveals a porn tale from hi...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #177 - Dracula: Untold

1:13:55 | May 2nd, 2015

We've seen him 3D, but are we ready for Dracula: Untold? Meanwhile Stuart demonstrates his innovative mixology, and Elliot and Dan reveal the surprising Dracula-centric details of the Mad Men finale.Movies recommended in this episode:Donnie BrascoSpr...Show More

Ep. #176 - The Boy Next Door

1:15:56 | Apr 18th, 2015

It's the moment that the bad movie cognoscenti have been waiting for, as we discuss The Boy Next Door. Meanwhile, Stuart explains the "character" he plays, Dan becomes a proponent of the female gaze, and Elliott describes some of the lesser-known sex...Show More

Ep. #175 - Winter's Tale

1:16:31 | Apr 4th, 2015

We return to the "romantic fantasy" genre that served us so well (?) with Upside Down as we discuss the Colin Farrell vehicle, Winter's Tale. Meanwhile, Dan explains Aerosmith's magic powers, Elliott implores a horse to help him make his booty call, ...Show More

Ep. #174 - That Awkward Moment

1:18:40 | Mar 21st, 2015

It's the MaxFun drive! And, though Stu is in Puerto Rico, we pulled out the big guns with a return appearance by Hallie Haglund! She adds some much needed perspective to the asshole-dude-based RomCommery of That Awkward Moment. Meanwhile Elliott reve...Show More

Ep. #173 - Transcendence

1:10:52 | Mar 7th, 2015

Turns out that being Christopher Nolan's cinematographer is not the same thing as being Christopher Nolan, as we found out when we endured Transcendence. Meanwhile Elliott explains Dan's unusual way of reading, Stuart has a Transmorphers flashback, a...Show More

Episode #172 - Dorothy's Return

1:38:12 | Feb 21st, 2015

There's just something about a terrible kids' movie that brings out the best (?) in us, so we dive headfirst into the CGI flop Legends of OZ: Dorothy's Return. Meanwhile, Stuart gives important advice to our kidnapped listeners, Dan inadvertently pit...Show More

Episode #171 - No Good Deed

1:21:44 | Feb 7th, 2015

Flop House repeat offender Idris Elba romances Taraji P. Henson in the Valentine's Day favorite No Good Deed. Wait, did we say "romances?" We meant "terrorizes." Meanwhile Elliott tells us of James Bond films of the future, Dan tries to play a game o...Show More

Episode #170 - Transformers: Age of Extinction

1:12:24 | Jan 24th, 2015

We will never watch anything with nearly three hour bloat again, so enjoy the special snowflake that is us talking about the most recent Bayhem, Transformers: Age of Extinction. Meanwhile, Elliott explains how to find a Transformer's clitoris, Stuart...Show More

Episode #169 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles LIVE

1:16:43 | Jan 10th, 2015

Recorded on 1/9/2015 in front of a live, sold out crowd in The Bell House in Gowanus, Brooklyn. A huge thanks to Mr. Matt Carman (1/2 of the excellent zine "I Love Bad Movies") for recording the show and making sure we sound as good as we do.

Episode #168 - Rage

1:12:38 | Dec 27th, 2014

Merry Cagemas everyone! The store was all out of Left Behind (well... it hasn't been released to video or streaming yet), so we got you a Rage. We hope you're not too disappointed. Meanwhile Elliott reads the Looney Tunes dinner specials, Dan reveals...Show More

Episode #167 - From Justin to Kelly

1:13:16 | Dec 13th, 2014

Song of the autumn contest winner Jason MacIssac decreed that we should be subjected to legendary season-one-of-American-Idol ancillary flop From Justin to Kelly. Did he take it easy on us, or is there now a bounty on his head? Meanwhile Stuart intro...Show More

Episode #166 - Pompeii

1:08:19 | Nov 29th, 2014

A returning Flop House director guides a cast of returning Flop House stars in an eruption of mediocrity named Pompeii. Meanwhile Stu asks a provocative question about Cenobites, Elliott reveals an early draft of a Robert Louis Stevenson classic, and...Show More

The Flop House_ Episode #165 - Robocop (2014)

1:10:36 | Nov 15th, 2014

Detailed show notes canceled on account of Dan being sick with Mongolian death flu. Movies recommended in this episode:The Woman ChaserShort Term 12Phase IVJohn Wick

The Flop House: Episode #164 - 300: Rise of an Empire

1:07:55 | Nov 1st, 2014

Thus  we enter November, the month known for having "No" theme. And, appropriately, we watched one of the most generic of modern action sequels, 300: Rise of an Empire. Meanwhile, Elliott lectures on Noid avoidance, Dan makes a public apology relatin...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #163 - Dracula 3D

1:19:08 | Oct 18th, 2014

Shocktober continues/ends with Dario Argento totally forgetting everything he knew about filmmaking (and we don't even like him that much) with Dracula 3D. Meanwhile, Dan reveals the alternate, director's cut ending to Escape (The Pina Colada Song), ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #162 - The Quiet Ones

1:30:59 | Oct 4th, 2014

BOOOOOGENS! Welcome to the first episode of SHOCKTOBER 2014 (and the first episode officially under our new podcast network, MaxFun). And because we would never Halloween trick you, instead we're treating you to a guest appearance by Hallie Haglund, ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #160 - God's Not Dead

1:17:53 | Sep 6th, 2014

The OP's are all back in action, celebrating the all-NEW made-up holiday of "Smallvember." First up, the Christsploitation film "God's Not Dead" filled with the straw-manniest straw men outside of a county fair.  Meanwhile Elliott and Detective Colum...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #159 - Walking with Dinosaurs

1:16:38 | Aug 23rd, 2014

Thanks to his series of enraged tweets on the matter, we invited comedy writer and pop culture expert Kevin Maher on the show to discuss the enragingly anthropomorphized Walking with Dinosaurs. Meanwhile Dan pervazoids up the Crypt Keeper, Kevin unle...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #158 - Labor Day

1:08:22 | Aug 9th, 2014

No movie has sexualized pastry so much since American Pie, yet somehow Labor Day is even less erotic than Jason Biggs balls-deep in apple filling. Meanwhile Stuart does some brilliant voice work, Dan loves the versatility of DVDs, and Elliott regales...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #157 - The Legend of Hercules

1:09:29 | Jul 26th, 2014

With audiences primed to be disappointed by a new Hercules movie in theaters, why not be like the Peaches and be disappointed by The Legend of Hercules in the comfort of your own home. Meanwhile Elliott tells us the secrets of the ancient Greek hambu...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #156 - 3 Days to Kill

1:07:18 | Jul 12th, 2014

Producer Luc Besson and director McG made a bet about the number of tones they could cram into 3 Days to Kill, and the audience lost. Meanwhile Elliott does his classic "2000 Year-Old Killer" routine, Dan gets more inappropriately sexual than ever be...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #155 - Last Vegas

1:10:48 | Jun 28th, 2014

We discuss Last Vegas, which is, of course, a documentary from the far future about the time the elderly Original Peaches and friend went to Las Vegas. Meanwhile Dan unveils his totally original, copyrighted concept, Elliott reveals how he does creep...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #154 - I, Frankenstein

1:12:41 | Jun 14th, 2014

Yes, Elliott, it should be called I, Frankenstein's Monster, but that doesn't change the fact that we watched I, Frankenstein. Meanwhile Elliott reveals the secret sex fetishes of Archie Comics characters, we learn Stuart's nicknames, and Dan asks th...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #153 - G.I. Joe: Retaliation

1:21:06 | May 31st, 2014

Despite being one of the more nothing movies we've ever watched, we somehow crap out what we believe to be our longest episode with G.I. Joe: Retaliation. It's a living. Meanwhile, Dan and Elliott explain what "G.I. Joe" means, and develop President ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #152 - Easy Rider: The Ride Back

1:17:29 | May 17th, 2014

We discuss Easy Rider: The Ride Back, an object lesson in why you should never let a movie's sequel rights lapse. Meanwhile Dan explains the Flop House fan caste system, Elliott puts the "bar" in barter, and Stuart knows nothing about robots.Movies r...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #151 - Any Which Way You Can

1:08:07 | May 3rd, 2014

1980 was a simpler time, when you could put Clint Eastwood together with an orangutan, not bother to come up with a story, and release it as a major motion picture called Any Which Way but Loose (check out We Hate Movies doing the first film in the "...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #150 - Grudge Match

1:07:00 | Apr 19th, 2014

Hey remember those DeNiro and Stallone boxing movies you loved? This is also... a movie. We talk about Grudge Match, the movie that pretends DeNiro has a chance against steroidal Stallone. Meanwhile Dan discusses Kevin Hart's need to do only Kevin-b...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #149 - Paranoia

1:06:25 | Apr 5th, 2014

Han Solo vs. Commissioner Gordon sounds awesome, until you realize the star of Paranoia is actually a Hemsworth brother. And not the good one. Meanwhile Elliott doubles down on the size of Gary Oldman's penis, Stuart disturbs us by talking about inti...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #148 - Gangster Squad

1:08:18 | Mar 22nd, 2014

Uh, one question, boss: Doesn't Gangster Squad kind of sound like WE'RE the Gangsters?We return to a big, old-fashioned Hollywood flop with Gangster Squad, the movie that takes a bunch of good actors and a promising director and churns out a film tha...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #147 - Devil's Pass AND Awards Floptacular

1:07:49 | Mar 8th, 2014

The solution to "Devil's Kidney Stone." In which Dan makes the mistake of thinking that, because Renny Harlin directed Devil's Pass, it would be crazy and weird, rather than draggy and significantly more boring than reading the Wikipedia page about ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #146 - B*A*P*S

1:09:44 | Feb 22nd, 2014

Sort of like M*A*S*H, but not about the army and terrible.Consider our debt to "He's the Housecat (Arthur's Theme)" music video contest winner Dan Costales paid in full! Was it worth it Dan? Was if worth the pain you caused, making us watch the pre-O...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #145 - R.I.P.D.

1:10:28 | Feb 8th, 2014

Ryan Reynolds' abs are RIPD like lettuce. We ease Elliott back into the Flop House groove with a movie right in our wheelhouse: the Men in Black/Ghostbusters-lite disaster R.I.P.D. Meanwhile Dan introduces the concept of ghost hats, Elliott uses the ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #144 - Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor

58:56 | Jan 25th, 2014

First confession: she peed in the pool. Hallie closes out her monthlong residency subbing for the newly-dad-ified Elliott with a doozy. It's Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor. Meanwhile Stu can't seem to pronounce Kim Kard...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #143 - Battle of the Year

1:05:18 | Jan 11th, 2014

It's the Flop House crew vs. the Dream Team in an all-out dance/bad movie fight to the finish, as we discuss Battle of the Year. Meanwhile, Stu challenges our missing co-host for synopsis supremacy, Dan discusses Vincent Van Gogh's battle with his ow...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #142 - Getaway

1:10:39 | Dec 28th, 2013

Go away, Getaway Hawkey Holidays to all the little Flop House boys and girls. Your present is the movie-length chase scene Getaway.  Meanwhile,  Dan takes on the liberal media, Stuart gives one of his patented Flop House asides, and Elliott reminds u...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #141 - Last Ounce of Courage

1:15:42 | Dec 14th, 2013

You can have my Christmas when you pry it from my cold dead hand. Hey, remember when we all used to celebrate Christmas? Last Ounce of Courage takes us back to that magical time.  Meanwhile,  Stu is upset at the way Wolverine treated his Christmas gi...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #140 - After Earth

1:07:15 | Nov 30th, 2013

JAYDEN WILL BE RECOGNIZED. It's the movie they tried to pretend M. Night Shyamalan had nothing to do with: After Earth.  Meanwhile,  Elliott introduces us to the Crypt Keeper's brother, Stuart meets his Phantasm hero, and Dan just needs to explain a ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #139 - Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones

1:13:04 | Nov 16th, 2013

Two is the Cloneliest Number The three peaches spend this episode cloning around about Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones, as part of a podcrawl with Read it and Weep (who took on Episode I) and Proudly Resents (who will be taking on Episode...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #138 - Foodfight!

1:15:09 | Nov 2nd, 2013

Simulates a real Foodfight, in that it leaves you pained, sticky, and wanting to vomit. Hey, you guys ever think to yourself, "I like Toy Story, but I wish it could be more commercial, ugly, and frenetic?" Welcome to Foodfight! Meanwhile, Dan points ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #137 - The Purge

1:11:40 | Oct 19th, 2013

Sequel to "The Binge" Hey guys, who do you think you're gonna murder during The Purge this year? Meanwhile, Dan argues for greater creativity in purge-crime, Elliott introduces "Spoiler Alert Rod Serling," and Stuart makes us all uncomfortable with h...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #136 - ATM

1:10:27 | Oct 5th, 2013

Really captures the boredom of waiting at the ATM. Thank you ATM for blowing the lid off the all-too-common crime of ATM serial killing. Meanwhile, Stuart discovers the concept of the spoiler alert, and Elliott and Dan trade impressions of one of the...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #135 - Olympus Has Fallen

1:09:13 | Sep 21st, 2013

Help, Olympus Has Fallen, and it can't get up! (No detailed notes this week, because 2/3 of the Original Peaches are in Los Angeles this weekend, including the one who writes the show notes and really should be packing RIGHT NOW.)

The Flop House: Episode #134 - Upside Down

1:10:18 | Sep 7th, 2013

Unfortunately not the sequel to Topsy-Turvy. Upside Down is a movie about two young lovers from planets with reverse gravity, and we somehow make it through the whole episode without making a joke about 69-ing. Meanwhile, Stuart gets his annual revie...Show More

The Flop House_ Episode #133 - Bullet to the Head

1:06:16 | Aug 24th, 2013

More accurately, bullet "in" the head, and then quickly "out" of the head. Walter Hill has made several great movies in his career. Is Bullet to the Head one of them? Meanwhile, Stuart unveils a new impression in his repertoire, Dan inspires a discus...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #132 - Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

1:08:31 | Aug 10th, 2013

The prequel to Teen Witch (we assume). Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters was produced by Adam McCay, so it was clearly meant as a goof, but is that enough? Meanwhile, Elliott makes an indecent proposal, Dan reveals a startling breadth of knowledge regard...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #131 - Marmaduke

1:07:32 | Jul 27th, 2013

We hope the psychic damage we endured was worth it do you guys: we finally caved and watched Marmaduke. Meanwhile, Elliott reveals Marmaduke's historical shenanigans, Stuart's Pacific Rim review gets scatological, and Dan would be indulging in blatan...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #130 - The Scarlet Letter

1:08:12 | Jul 13th, 2013

Ebert was right about you. 0:00 - 0:29 - Introduction and theme.0:30 - 8:00 - We take a long time to reveal something that's revealed in the episode title.8:01 - 40:09 - Nathaniel Hawthorne's timeless classic about bath voyeurism.40:10 - 42:01 - Fina...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #129 - A Good Day to Die Hard

1:06:23 | Jun 29th, 2013

Yippee ki-yay, mother floppers. 0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 39:03 - An old man goes to Russia and crashes a lot of cars.39:04- 43:35- Final judgments.43:36- 47:14- A word from our sponsor.47:15 - 1:00:59 - Flop House Movie Mailbag1:00...Show More

The Flop House Movie Minute - LIVE SHOW EXCERPT

06:44 | Jun 22nd, 2013

A little something extra from our Jaws: The Revenge live screening

The Flop House: Episode #128 - Red Dawn

1:03:35 | Jun 15th, 2013

WOOOOLVERIIIINES! 0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 36:26 - North Korea would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!36:27 - 37:47- Final judgments.37:48- 43:47 - A word from our sponsor.43:48 - 57:32 - Flop House M...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #127 - Safe Haven

1:06:20 | Jun 1st, 2013

Oh Nicholas Sparks, you're the creepiest! APOLOGIES for the audio issues in this episode -- specifically Dan's ear-splitting levels. It does get (somewhat) better as the episode goes on.0:00 - 0:48 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 39:54 - You play a g...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #126 - Playing for Keeps

1:04:12 | May 18th, 2013

The Butler did it. 0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 34:16 - You play a good game, Butler! But do you play... for KEEPS?34:17 - 36:16- Final judgments.36:17 - 38:43 - A word from our sponsor.38:44 - 53:53 - Flop House Movie Mailbag53:54  - ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #125 - Smiley

1:09:26 | May 5th, 2013

Warning: listening to this podcast may result in a Smiley attack. 0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 32:22 - It takes us even longer than usual to work up the enthusiasm to talk about Smiley.32:23 - 39:25- Final judgments.39:26 - 40:51- Keep...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #124 - Stolen

1:09:46 | Apr 20th, 2013

NICHOLAS CA-AAAGE! 0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 36:00 - Some people just feel like home, y'know? Like Nic Cage in Stolen.36:01 - 38:56 - Final judgments..38:57 - 58:32 - Flop House Movie Mailbag58:33- 1:08:11 - The sad bastards recomme...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #123 - That's My Boy

1:06:31 | Apr 6th, 2013

Boy-wise, whose would you say that is? 0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 36:29 - Samberg and Sandler. Together alphabetically, now together in real life.36:30 - 42:12 - Final judgments.42:13 - 44:43 - Some housekeeping and plugs.44:44 - 59:...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #122 - Alex Cross

1:01:26 | Mar 23rd, 2013

The beefy hand of justice! 0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 39:41- Alex Cross gonna make you jump, jump.39:42 - 43:32 - Final judgments.43:33 - 45:21 - Some brief plugs.45:22 - 55:43 - Flop House Movie Mailbag55:44 - 59:54 - The sad bastar...Show More

Flop House Classic - Old Dogs

58:25 | Mar 12th, 2013

A fan-chosen repeat of a classic episode. Enjoy re-living the misery!

The Flop House: Awards Floptacular 2013!

1:01:01 | Mar 8th, 2013

0:00 - 0:32 - Floptacular introduction and theme.0:33 - 27:59 - A discussion of this year's Academy Awards. Remember when those were on? Like three weeks ago? Anyone?28:00 - 34:50 - We give out the most prestigious awards in Hollywood, The Floppies.3...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #121 - The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure

1:04:11 | Feb 23rd, 2013

Dan's surgery kept him from writing up detailed show notes, which is lame, we know. But come on. Between that and Oogieloves, hasn't he suffered enough?

The Flop House: Episode #120 - The Paperboy

1:06:56 | Feb 9th, 2013

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 40:59 - When we were paperboys, we remember a lot less rough sex.41:00 - 42:38 - Final judgments42:29 - 54:32 - Flop House Movie Mailbag54:33 - 1:03:00 - The sad bastards recommend. 1:03:01 - 1:06:55 - The ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #119 - The Odd Life of Timothy Green

1:03:01 | Jan 26th, 2013

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 34:36 - That kid's really turning over a new leaf. A NEW LEAF. GET IT? Aaaaah, you don't get it.34:37 - 37:20 - Final judgments37:21 - 38:06 - Plugs38:07 - 54:29 - The only helpful edition of the Flop House...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #118 - Total Recall

1:05:49 | Jan 12th, 2013

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 42:19 - Hey, Len Wiseman's never made a bad action film starring his wife Kate Beckensale, right? Right?42:20 - 45:14 - Final judgments45:15 - 47:30 - Plugs47:31 - 57:19 - The only helpful edition of the Fl...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #117 - Seeking Justice

1:08:14 | Dec 29th, 2012

0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme.0:31 - 37:37 - The Original Peaches ring out 2012 and ring in the New Year with the man who has given us so much: Nicholas Flopolas Cage.37:38 - 40:10 - Final judgments40:11 - 57:57- Flop House Movie Mailbag57:58 ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #116 - Rock of Ages

1:05:00 | Dec 15th, 2012

0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme.0:32 - 35:10 - Fan favorite Hallie Haglund subs in for Stu in our discussion of the jukebox gloss-fest, Rock of Ages.35:11 - 39:28 - Final judgments39:29 - 56:58 - Flop House Movie Mailbag, with the very first let...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #115 - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

1:06:23 | Dec 2nd, 2012

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 41:07 - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter takes us on a 100% accurate tour through American history.41:08 - 42:32 - Final judgments42:33 - 43:40 - All Things Comedy plugs43:41 - 58:17 - Flop House Movie Mailb...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #114 - Abduction

1:06:26 | Nov 16th, 2012

Due to Election Day and vacation travel scheduling, show notes for this episode are unavailable. Our apologies. Here is a picture of a funny cat:

The Flop House: Episode #113 - The Devil Inside

59:15 | Oct 28th, 2012

Detailed show notes canceled on account of hurricane.

The Flop House: Episode #112 - The Raven

1:01:59 | Oct 13th, 2012

0:00 - 0:36 - Introduction and SHOCKtober theme.0:37 - 31:33 - Quoth The Raven, "Wouldn't it be cool if Poe, like, fought a serial killer?!"31:34 - 36:09 - Pumpkin spice flavored final judgments36:10 - 54:18 - Flop House Movie Mailbag54:19 - 59:35 - ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #111 - A Little Bit of Heaven

1:02:46 | Sep 29th, 2012

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 31:34 - Isn't it always the way? You meet the man of your dreams, and God gives you butt cancer.31:35 - 32:44 - Final judgments32:45 - 41:55 - Some thanks, some plugs, but most importantly: our BIG ANNOUNCE...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #110 - Battleship

1:04:56 | Sep 15th, 2012

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 37:37 - A movie as bloated and overlong as Battleship deserves one of our most bloated and overlong discussions, right?37:38 - 40:07 - Final judgments40:08 - 42:33 - A plug for our live panel show, and a di...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #109 - Journey 2 The Mysterious Island

1:01:14 | Sep 1st, 2012

Apologies for the lack of more detailed show notes, as 2/3 of the Flop House are busy traveling for the GOP and Democratic conventions.

The Flop House: Episode #108 - Passion Play

1:00:28 | Aug 19th, 2012

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 35:10 - At least Passion Play is the first Megan Fox movie that's not bad BECAUSE of Megan Fox. That's gotta be worth something, right?35:11 - 38:26 - Final judgments38:27 - 55:05 - Flop House Movie Mailbag...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #107 - Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

1:02:22 | Aug 5th, 2012

0:00 - 0:36 - Introduction and theme.0:37 - 33:57 - It's not much of a Ghost Rider movie, but at least it has spirit.33:58 - 38:55 - A recap supercut, followed by Final judgments38:56 - 53:35 - Flop House Movie Mailbag53:36 - 1:00:35 - The sad bastar...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #106 - Immortals

59:23 | Jul 21st, 2012

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 3:57 - After a brief interjection from "The Top House," we take on the perversion of Greek mythology, Immortals.32:55 - 36:20 - Final judgments36:21 - 51:50 - Flop House Movie Mailbag51:51 - 1:01:52 - The s...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #105 - A Thousand Words

1:04:26 | Jun 30th, 2012

0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme.0:38 - 3:57 - Some talk of Dan's stubble and much talk of his national TV debut3:58 - 32:45 - A discussion of A Thousand Words, the movie that we assume resulted from Eddie Murphy not wanting to learn a lot of lin...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #104 - Atlas Shrugged

1:02:50 | Jun 17th, 2012

0:00 - 0:29- Introduction and theme.0:30 - 2:12 - We re-introduce guest host Zhubin Parang2:14 - 36:55 - Hey look everyone! It's a dopey thing that people have based their whole philosophy on.36:56 - 40:34 - Final judgments40:35 - 56:46 - Flop House ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #103 - One For the Money

1:00:04 | Jun 3rd, 2012

0:00 - 0:48- Introduction, live show reminder, and theme.0:49 - 4:23 - More nonsense than usual.4:24 - 36:18 - When you think "bounty hunter" you think Katherine Heigl. 36:19 - 38:55 - Final judgements38:56 - 50:17 - Flop House Movie Mailbag50:18 - 5...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #102 - Cowboys & Aliens

1:00:31 | May 19th, 2012

0:00 - 0:31- Introduction and theme.0:32 - 2:15 - Stu talks Puerto Rico and celebrity beefs  2:16 - 36:29 - 'Allo 'allo, it's me, Danyul Craig, wot's all these Cowboys & Aliens, then?36:30 - 37:50 - Final judgements37:51 - 53:00 - Flop House Movie Ma...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #101 - The Last Godfather

1:04:27 | May 5th, 2012

0:00 - 0:35- Introduction and theme.0:36 - 9:15 - Our guest, Al Madrigal, regales us with tales of what it's like to actually appear in a Flop House-quality film.  9:16 - 49:40 - A discussion of The Last Godfather, a Korean comedy star's attempt to c...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #100 - Tango & Cash

1:08:01 | Apr 21st, 2012

0:00 - 0:44 - Introduction and theme.0:45 - 3:50 - We waste a little time celebrating a meaningless milestone3:51 - 44:04 - A discussion of America's filmmaking apex: Tango & Cash44:05 - 1:00:00 - The Flop House Movie Mailbag1:00:01 - 1:06:431:06:44 ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #99 - The Three Musketeers

1:03:01 | Apr 7th, 2012

0:00 - 0:36 - Introduction and theme.0:37 - 5:37 - We discuss In Time's "Olivia Wildegate" scandal5:38 - 34:34 - The Three Musketeers has inspired at least twenty full-length film adaptations and many more sequels, shorts, and cartoons. It is timeles...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #98 - In Time

1:04:54 | Mar 23rd, 2012

But there was time! Time enough... at last!

The Flop House: Episode #97 - Awards Floptacular 2012

1:10:03 | Mar 4th, 2012

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 34:00 - We discuss The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences' top honor. You know, the one they entrusted to Billy Crystal.34:01 - 44:29 - We bestow the most coveted of all awards: The Floppies.44:30 ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #96 - Dream House

1:02:05 | Feb 18th, 2012

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:50 - The peaches reacquaint themselves with each other and this thing called "podcasting."2:51 - 30:20 - We discuss Nic Cage's latest Flop House joint, Trespass, which approached Delgo levels of failure.3...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #96 - Trespass

59:28 | Jan 28th, 2012

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 6:41 - We introduce our special guest, fellow Daily Show writer Zhubin Parang, and extend thanks to all who came to the live show.6:42 - 37:15 - We discuss Nic Cage's latest Flop House joint, Trespass, whic...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #94 - Conan the Barbarian

58:36 | Jan 14th, 2012

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:30 - A lot of nonsense about bears.0:33 - 2:56 - The usual bullshit.2:57 - 32:08 - Conan hears the lamentations of the Flop House.32:09 - 38:24 - Final judgments38:251 - 52:34  - Flop House Movie Mailbag5...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #93 - Green Lantern

57:53 | Dec 21st, 2011

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:56 - The usual bullshit.2:57 - 36:23 - Look! Up in the air! It's a Granny Smith apple! It's Kermit! No, it's the GREEN LANTERN!36:24 - 40:20 - Final judgments40:21 - 52:55  - Flop House Movie Mailbag52:56...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #92 - Country Strong

1:02:00 | Dec 4th, 2011

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 4:03 - A little discussion of Stuart's wedding and related matters.4:04 - 34:24 - Kevin James tries so hard, bless his giant heart.34:25 - 36:45 - Final judgments36:46 - 41:46 -  Business matters, discussio...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #91 - Zookeeper

1:04:41 | Nov 21st, 2011

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 6:43 - We introduce our guest host, Hallie Haglund -- Daily Show writer, Dan-and-Elliott friend, and Elliott's office-mate --who regales us with embarrassing KalanTales.6:44 - 42:50 - Kevin James tries so h...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #90 - Red Riding Hood

1:09:17 | Oct 29th, 2011

0:00 - 0:43 - Introduction and SHOCKTOBER theme.0:44 - 9:15 - It's the Original Peaches plus one, when we're joined by Stuart's soon-to-be best man Alexander Smith. Topics are discussed and bachelor parties alluded to.9:16 - 43:16 - Little Red Riding...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #89 - Season of the Witch

1:03:35 | Oct 15th, 2011

Show notes/timecode delayed on account of busy weekend.

The Flop House: Episode #88 - Priest

55:28 | Oct 1st, 2011

0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme.0:38 - 4:10 - We introduce our guest, Tom Silvestro, and gripe more about our ongoing technical problems.4:11 - 27:58 - Should you let this Priest touch you?27:59 - 31:40 - Some special SHOCKTOBER final judgments3...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #87 - My Soul to Take

57:33 | Sep 17th, 2011

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 6:43 - The technical difficulties saga continues.6:44 - 30:01 - You'd think there would be a lot to talk about in a three hour film, wouldn't you? You would be wrong.30:02 - 35:30 - Final judgments35:31 - 5...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #86 - The Happiest Millionaire

55:53 | Sep 2nd, 2011

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 4:17 - We discuss our recent technical difficulties.4:18 - 27:57 - You'd think there would be a lot to talk about in a three hour film, wouldn't you? You would be wrong.27:58 - 33:00 - We summarily dispense...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #85 - Limitless

1:00:22 | Jul 31st, 2011

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 2:23 - Elliott's public airing of grievances.2:24 - 39:26 - We find a surprising amount to say about the wish-fulfillment fantasy, Limitless.39:27 - 41:30 - Final judgments.41:31 - 58:07 - Flop House Movie ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #84 - Sucker Punch

58:44 | Jul 17th, 2011

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 5:28 - Tales of Cobra Commander and Twin Sitters5:29 - 32:05 - Zach Snyder somehow finds a way to ruin sexy schoolgirls fighting robotic samurais. 33:37 - 35:32 - Final judgments.35:33 - 50:59 - Flop House ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #83 - I Am Number Four

58:46 | Jun 25th, 2011

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 5:48 - We discuss our GLOWING Onion AV Club mention.5:49 - 33:34 - Nothing starts a franchise better than a movie clearly only designed to start a franchise.  Case in point: I Am Number Four.33:37 - 35:10 -...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #82 - Drive Angry

53:54 | Jun 12th, 2011

0:00 - 0:38 - Introduction and theme.0:39 - 31:15- We officially turn this bad movie podcast into a Nic Cagecast, with our discussion of Drive Angry.31:16 - 33:36 - Final judgments.33:35 - 48:15 - Flop House Movie Mailbag48:16 - 52:45 - The sad basta...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #81 - The Roommate

59:52 | May 28th, 2011

0:00 - 0:41 - Introduction and theme.0:42 - 8:29 - Stuart helps Dan deliver some big news by setting up a bit at length and then seeming totally uninterested in the payoff.8:30 - 29:35 - We seem to have less to say about The Roommate than any prior f...Show More

The Flop House: Movie Minute #36 - A Shameless Plug

06:47 | May 21st, 2011

The gang had to take the week off, but Matt Carman and Kseniya Yarosh from the zine "I Love Bad Movies" ( are here to tell you about an exciting LIVE FLOP HOUSE EVENT, that the floppers are preparing in partnership with the I Love ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #80 - The Sorcerer's Apprentice

59:09 | May 7th, 2011

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 5:56 - The usual gang takes a few moments to reacquaint themselves, after a month of guest hosts, and begin unintentionally insulting everyone.5:57 - 35:45 - If you're gonna make a not-so-great movie, do ev...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #79 - Knight and Day

56:39 | Apr 22nd, 2011

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 6:57 - We're so delighted by our special MYSTERY GUEST (whose identity is ruined in the show description) that we take even longer than usual to get to the point.6:58 - 47:29 - In-between discussions of Bat...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #78 - Gooby

58:58 | Apr 10th, 2011

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 4:28 - We introduce guest host Andy Rocco, and challenge him to justify himself.4:29 - 47:22 - We find a surprising amount to talk about in Gooby, almost managing to keep to the topic.47:23 - 50:06 - Final ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #77 - Skyline

57:31 | Mar 27th, 2011

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 30:55 - We discuss the Battle: Los Angeles prequel, Skyline.  What, it's not a prequel?30:56 - 34:20 - Final judgments.34:21 - 53:05 - Donations and Flop House Movie Mailbag53:06 - 56:27 - The sad bastards ...Show More

The Flop House's Third Annual Awards Floptacular

59:52 | Mar 5th, 2011

0:00 - 0:53 - Red carpet introduction0:54 - 35:51 - In contrast to EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET and our usual tendency to hate on things, we actually didn't mind the Oscars. 35:52 - 45:25 - Flop House Movie Mailbag45:26 - 48:20- A brief pledge drive48:21...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #75 - Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

59:46 | Feb 17th, 2011

p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 20.0px; font: 13.0px 'Trebuchet MS'; color: #cccccc} 0:00 - 0:35 - Introduction and theme 0:36 - 33:09 - We spend a little time discussing Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time and way too much time d...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #74 - Valentine's Day

59:29 | Feb 5th, 2011

0:00 - 0:39 - SEXY Introduction and theme0:40 - 3:27 - We work ourselves up into discussing the movie with some of our usual gibberish.0:28 - 36:41- Cuddle up tight with your loved one and share your most romantic pair of earbuds for this discussion ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #73 - Devil

54:42 | Jan 22nd, 2011

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme0:33 - 36:30- Sure M. Night Shyamalan makes amazing Flop House movies as a director and as a writer, but can he bring that same anti-magic as a producer?36:31 - 38:18- Final judgments38:19 - 39:25 - Pause for stati...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #72 - Killers

58:12 | Jan 8th, 2011

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 4:00 - We re-introduce guest host Lou Fernandez of Lou Reads the Internet for You.4:01 - 34:20 - We talk about the Kutcher-Heigel collaboration that America's 12-year-olds were clamoring for.34:21 - 36:35 -...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #71 - The Last Airbender

59:31 | Dec 19th, 2010

0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme.0:32 - 33:37 - How much air could an airbender bend if an airbender could bend air? The answer is surprisingly dull.33:38- 40:06 - Some highly digressive final judgments40:07 - 54:58 - The Flop House Movie Mailbag...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #69 - Big Money Rustlas

48:09 | Nov 12th, 2010

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 4:15 - We kill a little time needling Elliott and remembering Dino de Laurentiis.4:16 - 29:36 - Fuckin' movies, how do they work?29:37- 33:16 - Final judgments33:17 - 39:27 - The sad bastards recommend. 39:...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #68 - Teen Witch

56:11 | Oct 29th, 2010

p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; line-height: 20.0px; font: 13.0px 'Trebuchet MS'; color: #010101} 0:00 - 0:35 - Introduction and SHOCKTOBER theme. 0:36 - 6:17 - Your regular co-hosts waste six minutes talking about how nice it is to all be in ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #67 - The Uninvited

46:42 | Oct 16th, 2010

0:00 - 0:39 - Introduction and SHOCKTOBER theme.0:40 - 35:46 - Turns out "The Uninvited" isn't a horror movie about an angry guest who didn't get invited to Elliott's wedding.  Instead, it's about ghosts or crazy people, or some shit.35:47- 39:13- Fi...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #66 - Blood: The Last Vampire

1:00:14 | Oct 2nd, 2010

0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and SHOCKTOBER theme.0:38 - 8:47 - We spend nearly ten minutes introducing our special guest Federico Hatoum, and explaining why we've been M.I.A. for over a month.8:48 - 28:49 - We talk about Blood: The Last Vampire. .. or...Show More

The Flop House - Episode #65: Old Dogs

58:27 | Aug 15th, 2010

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 6:13 - So much talk about weddings that you'd think you were listening to three schoolgirls, if not for the World of Warcraft reference.6:14 - 42:05 - A scintillating discussion of Old Dogs, the family film...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #64 - Repo Men

59:44 | Jul 30th, 2010

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:34 - 27:35 - Jude Law and Forrest Whittaker repossess both our will to live and to discuss the movie Repo Men.27:36 - 33:19 - Final judgments, and Elliott rambling Lethal Weapon 2 digression.33:20 - 49:04 - A br...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #63 - From Paris With Love

56:11 | Jul 9th, 2010

0:00 - 0:16 - Introduction and theme 0:17 - 34:17 - Luc Besson is usually good for some dumb thrills.  Take away the thrills, and you have From Paris With Love. 34:18 - 36:55 - Final judgments 36:56 - 41:30 - Friendly's with benefits. 41:31 - 45:...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #62 - Legion

59:23 | Jun 19th, 2010

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme0:35 - 40:51 - God has decided to punish us. Not by sending all of the angels from heaven to wipe out humanity - by making us watch Legion.  (And punish Dan in particular by making Stu and Elliott interrupt him mor...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #61 - Surrogates

54:28 | Jun 5th, 2010

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme0:33 - 34:34 - Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry, when we take you out in our discussion of Surrogates.34:35 - 37:20 - Final judgments38:21 - 45:55 - The Flop House Movie Mailbag.45:56 - 51:40- The sad basta...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #60 - All About Steve

57:55 | May 20th, 2010

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme0:35 - 2:30 - We reintroduce special guest host Brock Mahan.2:31 - 36:53 - We put on our critics' high-heeled red leather books to take on the no-rom, no-com, rom-com All About Steve40:56 - 40:55 - Final judgments4...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #59 - Law Abiding Citizen

53:04 | May 9th, 2010

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme0:34 - 2:24 - We waste a few minutes talking about how long it's been since we've invaded your ear-holes.2:25 - 35:39 - We discuss Law Abiding Citizen, the most egregious movie title crime against hyphens since The...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #58 - Twilight: New Moon

52:15 | Apr 11th, 2010

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme0:35 - 37:36 - Hail, hail, the gang's all here. Which gang? All of the supposedly-full-time Flop House co-hosts!  A podcast with all three floppers together comes along once in a blue moon.  Or in this case, a new ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #57 - Sorority Row

59:55 | Mar 27th, 2010

0:00 - 0:36 - Introduction and theme0:37 - 8:10 - Before getting down to business we discuss Stuart's vacation, Dan's nasal surgery, and the acting career of guest host Eric Zuckerman.8:11 - 39:48 - We talk about Sorority Row, the remake of House on ...Show More

The Flop House_ Episode #56 - Whiteout

54:54 | Mar 6th, 2010

0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:31 - 5:00 - We reintroduce guest co-host Amanda Melson, and spend nearly five full minutes reminiscing about the New York comedy scene in a way that's almost completely alienating to outsiders. 5:01 - 39:12 - You...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #55 - The Ugly Truth

58:32 | Feb 21st, 2010

0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme 0:31 - 3:35 - Stuart wastes all of our time by discussing his upcoming 30th birthday. 3:36 - 34:25 - If your criteria for a romantic comedy is that it contains the words "the" and "truth," and has a negative descr...Show More

The Flop House: Episode 54 - Gamer

52:39 | Feb 7th, 2010

0:00 - 0:36 - Introductions and Theme0:37 - 33:42- We welcome Matt Koff, our second guest host of a still-young 2010, and we introduce him to a rising star named Gerard Butler, in a little film called Gamer.33:43 - 37:57 - Final Judgments37:58 - 48:3...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #53 - Hannah Montana: The Movie

58:16 | Jan 23rd, 2010

0:00 - 0:34 - Introductions and Theme0:35 - 3:00 - We welcome Elliott back and, for some reason, Stuart wastes time quizzing him and Dan about current events.3:01 - 37:24 - We discuss Hannah Montana: The Movie, because surely the audience for that pi...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #52 - Dragonball: Evolution

45:04 | Jan 10th, 2010

0:00 - 0:36 - Introductions and Theme0:37 - 3:47 - We introduce our guest co-host, Nigel Wood.3:48 - 29:50 - We discuss 90 minutes of bright colors, loud noises, and disconnected action, in a DVD mislabeled "Dragonball: Evolution."29:51 - 33:23 - Fin...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #51 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine

54:21 | Dec 12th, 2009

0:00 - 0:32 - Introductions and Theme0:33 - 1:37 - We introduce our special guest, Flop House contest winner Dash.1:38 - 43:35 - As four comic book nerds, we find far too much to say about X-Men Origins: Wolverine.43:46 - 45:55 - Final Judgments45:56...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #50 - Delgo

49:21 | Nov 22nd, 2009

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme0:35 - 3:40 - We devote a little time to patting ourselves on the back for reaching fifty episodes.3:41 - 28:51 - We celebrate our fiftieth anniversary by discussing Delgo, the movie most likely to inspire blank st...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #49 - Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

51:20 | Nov 8th, 2009

0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme0:38 - 39:10- We dive right in and discuss a movie based on a video game character that was only popular because preteen boys are too scared to talk to real girls - Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li.39:11 - 40:...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #48 - The Chaos Experiment

55:02 | Oct 26th, 2009

0:00 - 0:56 - Introduction, APOLOGY, and theme0:57 - 4:00 - The return of Dan's least favorite reoccurring segment.4:01 - 41:41- Dan, Stu, and Elliott make vicious fun of a movie you've never heard of, giving the lie to their claim that they're too n...Show More

The Flop House Movie Minute #31 - VIDEO - The Flop House Live

09:26 | Oct 18th, 2009

Our first ever video podcast lets you join us in NYC, at the UCB Theater, for the Flop House's guest appearance on Andy Rocco's Hipster Show.

The Flop House: Episode #47 - The Unborn

48:39 | Oct 10th, 2009

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and SPOOKY theme0:35 - 2:27 - The usual off-topic nonsense up front.2:28 - 30:44- Finally, the pro-abortion, anti-holocaust, Jewish demon horror story you've been waiting for! The Unborn.30:45 - 34:04- Final judgments 34:05...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #46 - Obsessed

46:17 | Sep 27th, 2009

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme0:34 - 4:14- We engage in a hilarious bit about how everyone spent last weekend.4:15 - 28:26- Race-baiting mixed with Fatal Attraction seems like a recipe for trashy film fun.  And yet, count the times that Dan sig...Show More

The Flop House Movie Minute #30 - New Web Address

02:04 | Sep 20th, 2009

A commercial for our new, more convenient web address.

The Flop House: Episode #45 - Skinwalkers

50:11 | Sep 13th, 2009

0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 3:58- We introduce our guests, lycanthropy activists Ritch Duncan and Bob Powers.3:59 - 35:58 - What are "Skinwalkers?" Are they ancient legendary beasts?  Are they sufferers of a terrible curse? Are they nu...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #44 - Knowing

49:20 | Aug 29th, 2009

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme0:34 - 33:52 - The original Peaches unearth a time capsule with a warning for all mankind: avoid Knowing.33:53 - 36:27- Final judgments 36:28 - 37:34 - A break for station identification.37:35 - 42:50 - The Flop Ho...Show More

The Flop House_ Episode #43 - Righteous Kill

53:22 | Aug 15th, 2009

0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme0:38 - 5:20 - We spend some time discussing Stuart's penis and introduce our guest host, Meghan O'Neill.5:21 - 36:59 - How many lousy movies do two of the greatest actors of their generation have to make, before we...Show More

Movie Minute Klassic - Comic Heroes

07:36 | Aug 9th, 2009

The Flop House gets just as lazy in August as anyone else, so while we're on vacation, please enjoy this rerun of our most popular movie minute.

The Flop House: Episode #42 - Paul Blart: Mall Cop

40:53 | Aug 2nd, 2009

0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme0:31 - 3:09 - We introduce our guest host, Brock Mahan.3:10 - 30:55 - We watch that mall cop movie. No, not that one. The dumb one.30:56 - 34:00- Final judgments34:01 - 39:42 - The sad bastards recommend.39:43 - 40...Show More

The Flop House Movie Minute #28 - Criterion Collection

03:40 | Jul 26th, 2009

Lou Fernandez of helps us out by lending his melifluous pipes and his sophisticated producing style to this advertisement.

The Flop House_ Episode #41 - 12 Rounds

57:40 | Jul 20th, 2009

Dan was out of town this weekend, so he didn't have time to write full show notes for this episode, but he did have time to post it, and HERE IT IS!

The Flop House Movie Minute #27 - Oscar Double Down

07:11 | Jul 12th, 2009

Thanks to recording in advance, we're a little late to the party discussing the Oscar Best Picture change.

The Flop House: Episode #40 - Friday the 13th

56:44 | Jun 28th, 2009

0:00 - 0:35 - Introduction and theme0:36 - 39:20 - We apparently have more to say about Friday the 13th than any movie we've watched previously.39:21 - 43:40- The most shocking final judgments yet.43:41 - 51:24 - Listener mail51:25 - 56:06 - In lieu ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #39 - Bride Wars

47:26 | Jun 13th, 2009

0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 2:22 - We introduce our guest host: stand-up comedian and comedy writer Amanda Melson.2:23 - 31:20 - In Bride Wars, there are no winners.  Only bloodstained white tulle.31:21 - 34:23- Final judgments34:24 - ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #38 - Beverly Hills Chihuahua

55:36 | May 30th, 2009

0:00 - 0:41 - Introduction and theme0:42 -  31:36 - We discuss Beverly Hills Chihuahua, the movie that made talking Chihuahuas a national sensation. Wait... I'm thinking of Taco Bell.31:36 - 38:38 - Final judgments38:39 - 46:00 - After some hilarity ...Show More

The Flop House Movie Minute #25 - Remake Reuse Recycle

13:20 | May 25th, 2009

Elliott lists some terrible remake ideas, while Stu contributes a remake he'd like to see.

The Flop House: Episode #37 - Seven Pounds

40:05 | May 17th, 2009

0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:34 -  27:04 - Will Smith.  Rosario Dawson.  A Jellyfish.  The formula for a blockbuster smash?  We discuss Seven Pounds.27:05 - 29:50 - Final judgments29:51 - 34:38 - The sad bastards recommend34:39 - 40:04 - Som...Show More

The Flop House Movie Minute #24 - 18 Again, Again

10:10 | May 11th, 2009

America swaps bodies with its younger self, to go back to a time when body-swap movies were popular.

The Flop House: Episode #36 - The Spirit

46:10 | May 3rd, 2009

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme0:34 -  31:12 - After a brief trip south of the border, we talk about The Spirit. The movie that manages to make superheroes dull and cleavage unsexy.31:13 - 33:24 - Final judgments33:25 - 42:27 - The sad bastards ...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #35 - Fireproof

57:35 | Apr 16th, 2009

0:00 - 0:35 - Introduction and theme.0:36 - 29:03 - We are way, way too soft on Fireproof, in order to avoid ticking off our vast, yet nonexistent, audience of evangelical listeners.29:04 - 35:26 - Final judgments. 35:27 - 44:39 - A letter from a lis...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #34 - Mirrors

50:13 | Mar 28th, 2009

0:00 - 0:38 - Introduction and theme.0:39 - 30:46 - Is Mirrors scarier or less scary than any other horror film starring an inanimate object?30:47 - 33:46 - Final judgments.  33:47 - 43:35 - Letters from listeners and a window into Dan's low self est...Show More

The Flop House Movie Minute #22 - Extended Outtakes

02:45 | Mar 22nd, 2009

Since people seem to enjoy the outtakes, here's an extended peek behind the Flop House curtain, with even more talk of Demon Knight and other topics.

The Flop House: Episode #33 - An American Carol

54:01 | Mar 15th, 2009

No time for show notes this week, but enjoy the episode.

Academy Awards Flopstacular 2009!

56:40 | Mar 1st, 2009

Apologies for the sound quality of this show.  We had sound issues we weren't aware of until well after the taping.0:00 - 0:26 - Theme0:27 - 45:34 - We discuss the Oscars. Oh surely the skies will be dark tonight as all the stars are in Hollywood's K...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #31 - Swing Vote

59:18 | Feb 15th, 2009

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 3:41 - We introduce guest host extraordinaire Will Hines.3:42 - 33:37 - What happens when the American election comes down to JUST ONE VOTE?  Wait.  You say that would never happen?  Shit.  Then what are we...Show More

Flop House Klassic - Untraceable

41:21 | Feb 8th, 2009

Dan was on vacation this week, and he owns all the recording equipment.  So, until next week's new episode, please enjoy this re-run.

The Flop House Movie Minute #19 - Oscar Bait

20:49 | Feb 1st, 2009

We make up for our lost movie minute with our longest supplemental episode yet, about how the Oscars are always wrong.

The Flop House: Episode #30 - Bangkok Dangerous

53:56 | Jan 25th, 2009

0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 22:00 - Watch out for Nicholas Cage. That motherfucker is BANGKOK Dangerous.22:01 - 34:35 - We get bored of talking about Bangkok Dangerous, and quickly digress into talk of AVP2, pornography, Friday the 13t...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #29 - Step Up 2: The Streets

55:51 | Jan 11th, 2009

0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 2:00 - We reintroduce ourselves, after our long winter's nap.2:01 - 33:51- In the long tradition of dance films, this is certainly one of them.33:52 - 36:40 - Final judgments36:41 - 43:25 - Letters from list...Show More

The Flop House Movie Minute #18 - Misfit Toys

04:27 | Dec 22nd, 2008

Christmas specials under the microscope.The music you hear in this episode is Hark the Herald Angels sing, as performed by Doug Hammer on the album Noel, courtesy of, which provides free Christmas music for personal and nonprof...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #28 - Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

58:31 | Dec 14th, 2008

0:00 - 0:34 - Introduction and theme.0:35 - 5:04 - We spend the first five minutes talking about a movie about toys that WASN'T the one we watched, released more than a decade ago.5:05 - 11:14 - We make a brief feint at discussing Mr. Magorium's Wond...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #27 - 27 Dresses

52:56 | Nov 22nd, 2008

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:15 - Mustaches are much discussed.2:16 - 32:22 - We talk about the Katherine Heigel rom-com 27 Dresses, and show our affinity for the material by staying on-topic almost never.  Also: boobs.32:23 - 36:30 ...Show More

The Flop House Movie Minute #16 - Missed Connections

04:31 | Nov 15th, 2008

We present this alternate, much shorter, version of the Al Pacino film 88 Minutes.

The Flop House: Episode #26 - 88 Minutes

49:04 | Nov 9th, 2008

0:00 - 0:30 - Introduction and theme.0:31 - 5:02 - We explain why we're the dynamic duo this week, and talk about how much we miss Stuart.  Also: we engage in the name-droppiest name dropping yet, as Elliott tells the story of the time he met PRESIDE...Show More

The Flop House Movie Minute #15 - Hor-nutz!

11:02 | Oct 26th, 2008

Stuart's harrowing tale of survival is now a zany comedy starring Seth Rogan.

The Flop House: Episode #25 - The Happening

58:27 | Oct 19th, 2008

0:00 - 0:39 - Introduction and theme.0:40 - 41:28 - It's a Flop House event!  We've been waiting so long for the DVD release for M. Night Shyamalan's The Happening that we jump right in and don't stop talking about it for forty minutes.  (Would I cal...Show More

The Flop House Movie Minute #14 - McShane-McCain

05:32 | Oct 11th, 2008

In the first edition of Name Droppin', Elliott talks about working with Ian McShane.

The Flop House: Episode #24 - Prom Night

54:31 | Oct 4th, 2008

0:00 - 0:37 - Introduction and theme.0:38 - 1:54 - The whole team is back together again, so to celebrate they ramble off-topic for a while.1:55 - 37:13 - We talk about Prom Night, a shocking expose about the incompetence of the Bridgeport police dep...Show More

The Flop House Movie Minute #13 - Rainy Day Fun

03:55 | Sep 27th, 2008

We give you directions on how to make your own Flop House at home.

Flop House Klassic - Bratz

57:38 | Sep 21st, 2008

What do you get when Stuart is out of town on vacation, Elliott is busy transitioning from one high-stress television comedy job to another high-stress television comedy job, and Dan is having Internet problems?  A rerun!  Hey, at least we don't do i...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #23 - Wild Hogs

57:30 | Sep 14th, 2008

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:45 - We welcome back Elliott Kalan, make fun of Stuart, and reintroduce Ritch Duncan.2:46 - 40:22 - We make up for our spottily-released late summer shows by making this our second-longest episode ever an...Show More

The Flop House: Episode #22 - Vantage Point

53:31 | Aug 24th, 2008

0:00 - 0:32 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:30 - We introduce our guest co-host, leggy comedienne Sara Schaefer.2:31 - 35:29 - We each give our vantage points on the film Vantage Point.  See what I did there?  I made you want to shoot yourself.35:3...Show More

Flop House Movie Minute #11 - Listener Feedback

05:49 | Aug 10th, 2008

We talk with the listeners, walk with the listeners.

The Flop House: Episode #21 - One Missed Call

52:31 | Aug 3rd, 2008

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 1:57 - We take a moment to discuss Stuart's choice of attire.1:58 - 38:02 - We discuss the film One Missed Call, the movie that asks the question, "Can anything be all bad, if it involves Ray Wise?"38:03 - ...Show More

On Vacation

02:51 | Jul 27th, 2008

The movie minute is taking a summer vacation this week, but we don't want to leave you empty-handed, so enjoy this audio sketch.

The Flop House: Episode #20 - 10,000 B.C.

53:40 | Jul 21st, 2008

0:00 - 0:33 - Introduction and theme.0:33 - 2:47 - We have our usual difficulty getting down to business.2:48 - 30:30 - Would 10,000 B.C. have been better if it had starred Ringo Starr and Shelly Long?  Yes.  Yes it would.30:31 - 34:13 - Final judgme...Show More

The Flop House Movie Minute #10 - Teen Wolf

12:53 | Jul 13th, 2008

Warm nostalgia swaddles the show, as the gang discusses Teen Wolf.

The Flop House: Episode 20 - Premonition

51:55 | Jul 6th, 2008

0:00 - 0:31 - Introduction and theme0:32 - 30:20 - After welcoming back oft-absent co-host Elliott Kalan and dispensing with some off-topic comics talk, we celebrate Independence Day by examining the slow decline of former America's sweetheart Sandra...Show More

The Flop House Movie Minute #9 - Twin Sitters

07:31 | Jun 30th, 2008

We briefly discuss a barbarian-sized hit. Also: fully clothed breasts!