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Make a Given Wish

28:15 | Jan 3rd, 2013

You win awards by confusing people.

Scat Academy (Part 1)

46:25 | Nov 2nd, 2013

There's not one citronella solution.

The Rules

39:38 | Aug 2nd, 2012

A rug on top of another rug.

Druthers, CA

40:56 | Jun 2nd, 2012

Check your mailbox. Go ahead.

Lobster Farm

30:27 | Apr 2nd, 2012

Sushi DMV, pupu platter, Tuna Corn Mayonnaise, kiwanis roll, the Andrew Jackson with extra hickory, two types of foreigner, $50 squid, lobster drag, dinner theater, is it vegetarian if she throws it away, Tevas, "My mussel's name is Sandy," ma.

A Sextodecimestrial Letter to YLNT Shareholders

0:00 | Mar 30th, 2012

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

Razzledazzle

35:16 | Mar 7th, 2012

Unpeeling the gunt, extending the brand, and rendering a sidekick polyhedron. It's a start.

That's Babies

41:37 | Nov 3rd, 2010

No thanks twins, Paregoric, Whaddaburger, Pacific Rims, airplane cures, can you pause it, toy robot, the miracle of childbirth, tubs, dilation-related study materials, music jokes.

The Magic Number

34:06 | May 19th, 2010

Here we are again with another live episode. We went, with some friends, into the woods. We came out of the woods with this recording.

Bubbles

41:42 | Feb 9th, 2010

Sellers are forced, after years of negative cash flow, to liquidate their storage locker as a condition of their bankruptcy claim. Sellers identify themselves as "We Look Nice," an internet group.

The Sake Period

29:41 | Dec 4th, 2009

IN WHICH IS DISCUSSED: Various failed attempts at coolness and a modest proposal by which the cool might tutor the uncool. Also: boner pants and the makeout place.

In Congrefs

32:51 | Oct 9th, 2009

You Look Nice Today, Live in Philadelphia, The City with a Nickname, September 17, 2009

Breakin' In

43:11 | Sep 16th, 2009

Body stuff. Belch alert. Home invasion defense strategies, Breakin' In to find new friends, the tyranny of drinking glass etiquette, deep in Larry David territory, tip strategies, Adam's got ninja sword, Scott's got flask, Merlin's got cognitive bias...Show More

East Arcadia State: 2009 MindSetter Sheet

0:00 | Aug 25th, 2009

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

The Good Part

31:06 | Jul 30th, 2009

OK, here it comes. No, you're gonna love it—the guitar does this "Wheeee!" thing while the drums go all "Chukka chukka booda booda." Here it is. Shhhh! No wait, that's not it. Almost there, just after this one more chorus.

Lonely Polisher

41:18 | May 22nd, 2009

We teamed up with our pals [Jordan Jesse Go!](http://www.maximumfun.org/shows/jordan-jesse-go) and took the Monsters of Podcasting on the road. Our Pacific Northwest Megatour started in Seattle on Thursday and ended in Portland on Sunday.

Angry Captain

34:30 | May 6th, 2009

Forgotten names, Adam's a rogue cop, too much Hanukah, gift credits, windfall projects, gross yoga stuff, there is no fiddler, picks of the week.

Visit Hernes!

0:00 | Apr 20th, 2009

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

Monsters

0:00 | Apr 3rd, 2009

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

Vachina

49:16 | Mar 26th, 2009

Making college affordable, restful, and culturally relevant

OPN♥WDE

24:09 | Feb 18th, 2009

Merlin: Boy Scout. Scott: Boy Scout. Adam: YMCA Indian Guide

Christmas Is Near

30:28 | Feb 3rd, 2009

Listen as we conduct our exclusive pro gift-giving super-session TED Talk master class webinar. Over $600 in essential GiftWisdom™ is yours for **FREE**.

The Noises Rest

0:00 | Jan 7th, 2009

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

Our Theme Music

0:00 | Dec 24th, 2008

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

Nickelpuss

38:48 | Dec 10th, 2008

The life of Joey Nickelpuss. And: variety of horns, including a romantic option. "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly": a brief synopsis, why Adam's car is so relaxing (it's the leather), a children's hero for lean times, what was on your wall, Major D...Show More

VSOP Roundup

0:00 | Dec 5th, 2008

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

Faire du camping

26:55 | Dec 3rd, 2008

If "penultimate" meant "last," this would be the penultimate episode of our VSOP series. Thanks again to John Hodgman, Jonathan Coulton, and the sturdy padlocks on the studio doors that prevented their escape.

Boothies

0:00 | Nov 26th, 2008

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

Faux Tog

32:22 | Nov 24th, 2008

YLNT VSOP, Part II. The drugs* have kicked in, and we have reached cruising altitude. Stay tuned for the final, gripping conclusion to the VSOP series next week. Or so.

Production Journal: "Selfish Express"

0:00 | Nov 17th, 2008

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

Selfish Express

52:16 | Nov 13th, 2008

It's YLNT VSOP, Part I! We convened a special session in San Francisco, featuring guests John Hodgman and Jonathan Coulton. Aided by Hodgman's expertise and Coulton's hatred of poetry, we finally got to the bottom of our most lingering questions.

Satisfaction Island (YLNT Forum)

0:00 | Oct 31st, 2008

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

Who Voted?

36:56 | Oct 28th, 2008

Find a handy voter's guide on our website. Also: Also: Hats of the Seduction Community, Pascal's voting wager (Vote for Adam's dad).Love in a voting booth, medieval jewelry vis-à-vis Hypercolor, Adam's hypnotic sexytime.

Mr. Owl

45:30 | Oct 16th, 2008

Nose harmony, quarters, who's Capote now?, P.S.H., "He plays you better than you play you," layers of latex, latchkey ontologies, Billy Crystal never went to college but did wear a hat, start shooting your stock scenes, 1 water ski or two? Out-browed...Show More

Transitions

28:56 | Oct 9th, 2008

Changin' gears, basic stranger strategy, Adam eats alone, the Sultan of Awkward gives wisdom, pick fruit from your neighbor's tree, fortune cookie photomat, our new sponsor, that Al Roker, it's a conversation.

Man School

30:18 | Sep 30th, 2008

Class of 2016: Sample from our wide range of available courses, including Sociology 102: Shaving, Chemistry 206: Principles of Muskmaking, and Techniques in Silent Disdain.

Tang Tangs

29:11 | Sep 16th, 2008

The parenting of negligence, things you didn't know about gas stations, ancient aphorisms, tethered to a key, you go in and stay there until you have wisdom, They've Got It!, blue sky pie in the sky, Adam tries some culture jam, Erotic Rosary II, Ugg...Show More

Where Is the Ham?

41:22 | Sep 9th, 2008

Sandwich smiles into the mouthpiece, teenage telemarketing salad days, LonelyWear's autumn line, the secret of our success (at Macy's), ham symphony, Karl gets fired from the Geek Squad, acquaintance on final approach, face school.

Neglected Originals

0:00 | Sep 5th, 2008

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

The Tux Age

23:12 | Sep 2nd, 2008

Pilaf games, the myth of women and computers, retroplagiarism can happened to you, young butlers in high demand, 20s sex ed film, prespooling and the origins of the Industrial Revolution.

Some Notable Failures: An August Diary

0:00 | Sep 2nd, 2008

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

The Situation

0:00 | Aug 26th, 2008

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

Rampant on a Field

35:11 | Jul 29th, 2008

Down and out in Улаанбаатар (sorry, Mongolia!), remembrance of fights past, rampant on a field of wheat chex, stickin' with the quadrupeds, Adam's almost assaulted, don't flog Detroit's dead horse, guac attack.

Rumor of a Leak

0:00 | Jul 28th, 2008

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

Estelle Getty, 1923-2008

0:00 | Jul 22nd, 2008

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

A Ringtone Tragedy

0:00 | Jul 22nd, 2008

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

Aunt Nancy

27:21 | Jul 18th, 2008

Sit back, relax, mix yourself an Aunt Nancy but don't cross the swords. We're coloncasting over at bandaid1995.com. ¿Esto debería estar en el recipiente de correo? Body (Not) Movin'.

Expressed as a Vest

32:56 | Jul 8th, 2008

Unhealthy ligatures, a course of Prednisone, "I'm not following you!", obscure chess moves, smoking for the cure, misused orifices, we pass as nosies, Karl Van Hœt.

Live!: Baby on a Dog

39:35 | Jul 2nd, 2008

Desperate for funds, we explore opening a restaurant. Along the way, Sandwich cries in the bathroom, Merlin sings a song, and Scott gets some information wrong. But, in the end, we think we've got a pretty lucrative restaurant franchise on our hands.

Guaranteed Morrie

34:36 | Jun 23rd, 2008

Parental interference and other awkwardtunities, pie vs invisibilty, how Adam will die, Tuesdays with Tom Waits, Wisdom Experience guaranteed, another factory closes (bagpipe soundtrack).

Early Bird

41:26 | Jun 12th, 2008

How do your socks feel about it?, a new kind of retail experience, Sandwich knows his Douglas Firs, Farewell to Tight (actually The Sun Also Tights), white shoes, Los Altos Rancho Vista Wi'z, dippin' dots, our favorite indie bands.

Challenge: What's Your Latte Name?

0:00 | Jun 3rd, 2008

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

Truck Spank

37:37 | Jun 2nd, 2008

So sorry!, the oxygen lobby, doin' the Skokie, Wallet-on-Chain is not a town in England, Sean Connery is Japanese, What's your latte name?, pre-disposable feminine hygiene, @EffingBoring gets the carnation.

Sacks-Minnelli Disease

44:31 | May 21st, 2008

Doing the fishstick, Sacks-Minnelli Disease, on the logical possibility of a cool fannypack, who's your frelative?, "A Touch of Asperger's", social pressure at work (show your support for Dennis), what's your standing O face?.

Nary a Dude

32:22 | May 12th, 2008

Sheriff's got a posse, Clarence the barber (and his balls), the benenemafits of a Fleet-based regimen, the grapefruit and bacon diet, Neti pots and other 100% legitimate remedies.

Career-Confused? WE CAN HELP

0:00 | May 7th, 2008

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

Jobbo

44:07 | May 6th, 2008

Jamón y jabón, computerized career counseling, nicaragua@nicaragua.nicaragua, Sandwich does the Boogie Oogie, skating to college, Checkin' Out!, Angus Young-brand smelling salts.

Schadenfunny

47:06 | Apr 29th, 2008

On Being Boring, crazy meat, Merlin knows how to build a team, Lonely Spacecamp, Clooney trumps Hill but both beat you, Encounters with Celebrity, nickel bags of chocolate, a fowl deposition, the Tony Danza Story.

Challenge: Design a Uniform for The YLNT Talent

0:00 | Apr 21st, 2008

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

Peak Hair

45:20 | Apr 21st, 2008

"Oh my God: you GUYS!"; Scott sports vomit; Merlin raises a Predator; Scott has a hair theory about ladies who sing; Merlin calls for a National Day of Goatee Reconsideration; Adam moves into the nascent pubic wig vertical; The Boys crave new custom ...Show More

Snare!® marketing materials arrive

0:00 | Apr 17th, 2008

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

Snare!

30:48 | Apr 14th, 2008

Sign up for SNARE!, Ol' Grandpa Mann's Phlegmatic/Bucolic Humour Balancing Apparatus, the magical beards of junior high, receiving pleasure for money, The Nerdiest Photographs in the World.

Select nuts unboxing video

0:00 | Apr 11th, 2008

A Journal of Emotional Hygiene, staffed by lonelysandwich, scottsimpson, and hotdogsladies.

Known for His Reach

42:29 | Apr 9th, 2008

Merlin looks for cashews, Allan Holdsworth saves a kitten, Scott licks shiny faces, "arrested developments" in Adam's pants, Elvis gives away trailers like they were moon pies, Scott plugs into the baptismal, and Moltz wins our first carnation.

Morning Powder

27:19 | Apr 4th, 2008

The Comptroller and the Loofah