Jim Florentine's 'Comedy Metal Midgets' Podcast
1) Awful Inspirational Quotes 11/17/25
Jelly Roll update, Mom of the week, Never happened story and some Awful Inspirational Quotes. Check out Patreon for an extra episode every week at patreon.com/jimflorentine Tour dates at Jimflorentine...Show More
2) Awful Yelp Reviews 4/7/25
A guy on Yelp exaggerates and says he waited 3 hours for a Tow Truck to come, he always waited over 20 minutes at the Dunkin' Donuts drive thru even though there were only 3 Cars ahead of him and he's...Show More
3) Awful Yelp Reviews 11/11/24
More babies posting bad reviews online trying to ruin businesses.
4) Random Rants 10/21/24
Dump people posting dumb shit on social media and a rant about how awful Jelly Roll is. Support the show and get your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile...Show More
5) Awful Yelp Rreviews 5/27/24
A woman on a date night {Yuck} with her Husband is in the search of the perfect Expresso Martini.
6) Awful Yelp Reviews 2/5/24
A bunch of one star yelp reviews by entitled people that didn't get there way. For an extra episode a week sign up here at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Com...Show More
7) Good Side of Bad News 1/29/24
We go over some insane stories like a guy getting caught having sex with cows, a woman cuts her husband's penis off and flushes it down the toilet, young men are not interested in sex because of onlin...Show More
8) Awful Facebook Games 1/15/24
Dumb Facebook games that dumb people play on Facebook. Check out Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Rochester, NY, Saratoga Springs, NY, Orlando, FL, Cleveland, OH, Columbus, OH, Kenosha, WI...Show More
9) Awful Yelp Reviews 12/18/23
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10) Never Happened Stories 12/11/23
The survey on what Taylor Swift is on a scale of 1-10 is revealed. Then a bunch of made up stories about a 3 yr old that loves books, a man that bought 23 apple pies at a Burger King and a woman that...Show More