TV & Film

Watch What Crappens

Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam

+2 FANS
A weekly podcast that revels in all thing Bravo. Join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV.com) as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Top Chef, and whatever other crap Andy Cohen throws at us. We mock be...Show More
Best
Newest
Looking for recently uploaded episodes
BelowDeckMed: Drama, Queen (of Versailles)

55:27 | Jul 16th

The Queen of Versailles herself, Jackie Siegel, charters our plucky "Below Deck: Mediterranean" yachties for holiday of blow-up dolls, elevator requests, and hiking. Lots and lots of hiking. Plus, we meet the new stew June! For information regardi...Show More
RHOP: Grope Burn

1:10:00 | Jul 16th

There's a Housewives Hoedown on "The Real Housewives of Potomac" as the group reels from sexual assault allegations leveled at Michael. Pretty much everyone winds up fighting — except Katie, who just sticks to awkward toasts. For information regardi...Show More
RHONY: Not Feelin' Jovani

1:17:03 | Jul 12th

Part 1 of the "Real Housewives of New York" reunion is fiery as usual, with Dorinda and Luann hashing out a year's worth of fighting on Andy Cohen's stage. It looks like the two will finally be able to move forward... until next week. For informati...Show More
SouthernCharm: When The Skeet Hits The Fan

1:19:17 | Jul 11th

Just when you thought it was safe to go skeet shooting at a plantation with a problematic past, Ashley makes her triumphant return to "Southern Charm" — this time with a silly hat! She's just as bonkers as always, which is to say VERY bonkers. As L...Show More
RHOBH: A Few Fries Short of a Happy Camille

1:27:03 | Jul 10th

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" wraps up its emotionally charged ninth season with a deus ex machina performance from Camille Grammer, who storms the Agency party like Daenerys Targaryen on a bad day. Yes, the season one monster is back, and ...Show More
BelowDeckMed: Yawn of the Dance

1:03:36 | Jul 9th

It's epi one thousand! We celebrate with a revist to our old Clear the Flem segment. Then, a terrible music video is made on Below Deck Med and Captain Sandy and the crew become Fly Girls for it. Will anyone break a tailbone? Will Anastasia be promot...Show More
Southern Charm NOLA: Fashion Crashin'

52:34 | Jul 9th

Barry pulls off his fashion show on this week's Southern Charm New Orleans, and Jeff celebrates by getting drunk and running away. Again. To hear this week's premium bonus breakdown of the new RHOC trailer, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwh...Show More
RHOP: A Swing(er) and a Miss

1:00:18 | Jul 8th

Ashley and Candiace have it out about Michael wanting to suck a d on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac, but it doesn't stop Ashley from descending on gay pride to scream about her husband not having said pride himself.  To hear this week's premi...Show More
BelowDeckMed: Da Svidania

49:05 | Jul 2nd

This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Mila learns she can't have her pancake and eat it too. Plus, we weigh in on this past weekend's "Vanderpump Rules" wedding of the century! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy
SouthernCharmNOLA: Walking on Preggo-Shells

52:27 | Jul 1st

Reagan has more bombshells for the group on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," and as punishment, Rachel makes her hold eggs for 3 hours. Plus, Kelsey's housewarming party is the perfect opportunity for Jeff to get drunk and slowly meltdown. We're into ...Show More
RHOP: Bringing a Butter Knife to a Gun Fight

56:43 | Jul 1st

"Real Housewives of Potomac" returns to the airwaves with a supremely messy episode that has us smiling from ear to ear. Not only does Candiace get smacked in the head by her mom's purse, but she projects her rage onto Ashley by waving a butter knife...Show More
RHONY: 'Tis The Season (Finale)

57:26 | Jun 28th

Alas, the crown jewel of Bravo's slate, "Real Housewives of New York," has just wrapped its latest season, which means after a few reunion episodes, the long draught begins. This season finale featured LuAnn teaching us about "SHOWBIZ, GIRLS!" and R...Show More
SouthernCharm: Nashville Predators

1:12:10 | Jun 27th

The "Southern Charm" guys head to Nashville to terrorize the local female population while the women back in Charleston gather for a celebration of artichokes at Patricia's house. In the end, Austen realizes he's been entranced by Shep, which could p...Show More
RHOBH: Karma Camille-eon

57:22 | Jun 26th

Season 1 Camille Grammer is officially back, and she has no better target than Dorit. It's about time we saw some sparks fly on this show again! Welcome back, "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." For information regarding your data privacy, visit a...Show More
BelowDeckMed: The Aunt Jemima Defense

1:08:05 | Jun 25th

Mila pulls out the Aunt Jemima's big guns to save her butt on tonight's Below Deck Mediterranean, but will it help? Probably not.  To hear this week's two part bonus episode previewing the Big Brother cast and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps,...Show More
RHONY: Jazzercries

1:25:37 | Jun 21st

*This episode has a video version available* Dorinda takes the Real Housewives of New York to her eighties aerobics class to argue about who deserves more forgiveness from Bethenny and Ramona dances like only Ramona can. To hear this week's bonus epi...Show More
Southern Charm: Weenies Roasting

1:12:42 | Jun 20th

Shep and Whitney try to roast Craig on their boys camping trip, but only one will walk away with covered in weenie juice.  To hear this week's bonus episode recapping the Project Runway Finale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a mem...Show More
RHOBH: Les Misérables

1:01:53 | Jun 19th

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" continue their jaunt through Provence, and after having their BEST DAY EVAAAAAH, Kyle and Teddi promptly ruin it all by poking ceaselessly at Erika. It's the perfect excuse for us to rant and rave (mostly ranti...Show More
Below Deck Med: Back to Russia, With (Gay) Love

1:13:57 | Jun 18th

*This episode is available as a video recap on Patreon* Below Deck Med's Chef Mila has a homophobia problem. Will it get her fired before her canned crabmeat?  To hear this week's bonus episode recapping the Project Runway Finale and to find Crappens...Show More
SoCharm NOLA & RHOP: Is Reagan Backing The Wrong Horse? Plus, Salt in Potomac

1:09:51 | Jun 17th

It's episode three of "Southern Charm: New Orleans," and Reagan is already engaged to Reece. The only thing more suspect is Tamica declaring herself "Tamica 2.0." We're so into this season that we're covering it for our main Monday show, but don't ...Show More
SouthernCharm: Pillow Fight!

1:07:53 | Jun 14th

Craig enlists everyone but himself to sew pillows for his burgeoning business, but his plans go haywire when a) no one sews a stitch, and b) fights break out at his pillow party. We cover it all on this week's "Southern Charm" recap. Plus, Crappens...Show More
RHONY: Going Caba-RAZY

1:36:07 | Jun 13th

The world was gifted with one of the greatest episodes of "Real Housewives of New York" ever — perhaps the best one since "December: Berkshires County" (and on a show whose worst episodes are better than many franchises' best, that says something). ...Show More
RHOBH: Bridge to Nowhere

50:55 | Jun 12th

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills hit France to start a petty fight that makes zero sense. Enjoy! To hear this week's bonus episode "Chillin With Taylor Strecker" and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/wat...Show More
BelowDeckMed: Oxygen Thief; Plus, Southern Charm NOLA

1:22:06 | Jun 11th

On "Below Deck: Mediterranean" this week, "Chef" Mila serves up a cake wreck and tops it with some lovely homophobia frosting. The countdown clock to her firing is officially ticking. Meanwhile, over on "Southern Charm: New Orleans," we meet Reagan...Show More
RHOP: Gloria Swampsons

58:12 | Jun 10th

The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in NOLA to celebrate Gizelle's dad's birthday. Karen and Candiace don turbans to duke it out with their enemies and we learn a new line of defense involving beignets.  To hear this week's bonus episode "Chilli...Show More
RHONY: Ya Flooze Ya Lose

1:31:15 | Jun 9th

We're live in Minneapolis to laugh about the Real Housewives of New York trip to Miami. Can Ramona bag a new guy while dangling her ex husband as bait? Will Sonja survive the great fall of 2019? Will Barbara get invited anywhere ever? Enjoy! To hear ...Show More
Southern Charm: My Treehouse is Your Treehouse Live in Milwaukee

1:26:33 | Jun 8th

We're live in Milwaukee to break down the girls trip episode of Southern Charm. Kathryn gets flogged for tardiness, Cameran gets annoyed by her baby, and Craig watches Frozen. Enjoy! To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with Southern Charm N...Show More
RHOBH: Going Through A Re-Brandi

1:02:13 | Jun 5th

Now that LVP is gone, "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is running on fumes. What better time to bring back Brandi Glanville! And shockingly enough, we're into it! Check out our latest episode! For information regarding your data privacy, visit ...Show More
BelowDeckMed: Ghoulia Child

55:37 | Jun 4th

Below Deck is back for another insane season. Just when the crew decides to stop fighting and have a fun season, a new chef enters with Old El Paso chips and jarred salsa. Hide your steaks.  To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with Southern...Show More
Summer House: 8 Ding Dongs and a Funeral

1:05:18 | Jun 4th

**This episode has a video recap avail!* It's the season finale of Summer House. Will Kyle propose? Will Carl and Paige do the dirty? Will Jordan's penis get its own spinoff? Let's find out!  To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with Souther...Show More
RHOP: The Fertile Crescent City

54:09 | Jun 3rd

The "Real Housewives of Potomac" continue their trip to New Orleans with a harrowing visit to a plantation that leaves everyone thoughtful and introspective. For about five minutes. Then it's back to drinking, which leads to a sloppy fight between As...Show More
SouthernCharm: It Goes Down In The DMs

58:55 | May 31st

Turns out that it takes more than a pork chop to make amends for cheating. That's what Austen discovers on this week's "Southern Charm" when his girlfriend Madison gets caught in a shady DM situation in the wake of his infidelity. Plus, Kathryn's got...Show More
RHONY: The South Beach Riot

1:19:18 | May 30th

It's time for the annual "Real Housewives of New York" group trip (although, to be fair, they've gone on about 5 this season so far), and in true form, these women deliver an absolutely epic, instantly iconic, send-it-to-the-Library-of-Congress episo...Show More
RHOBH: Haunted (You Stole My Goddamn) House

59:28 | May 29th

Kyle throws a thirtieth birthday party for her kid on Halloween. Will Kim haunt the place until she gets back her goddamn house?  To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with RHOP, Project Runway, What/If, and other fun shows, and to find Crapp...Show More
Summer House: The Dick Issue

1:11:31 | May 28th

After talking about his dick all season on Summer House, Jordan would appreciate it if we could all stop making his dick an issue.  To hear this week's bonus episode catching up with RHOP, Project Runway, What/If, and other fun shows, and to find Cra...Show More
Southern Charm: Reduce Reuse Recycle

54:06 | May 24th

Chelsea has a housewarming on Southern Charm and Kathryn admits to re-boning Whitney. Meanwhile, Shep mansplains the right and wrong ways to cheat while refusing friends mac n' cheese. To hear this week's bonus episode with Danny Pellegrino, Annabell...Show More
RHONY: Terrapin Time!

53:49 | May 23rd

The trip to LuAnn's round house closes with a trip down memory lane for Ramona and a bunch of yelling and finger pointing from Dorinda. To hear this week's bonus episode with Danny Pellegrino, Annabelle DeSisto and Hannah Brown and to find Crappens o...Show More
RHOBH: Big Little Lie Detectors

1:36:15 | May 22nd

Special guest Katie Cazorla joins us to recap the lunacy of Lisa Vanderpump taking a polygraph on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, Camille Grammer's wedding and all sorts of random tea from Katie. Brace yourself for some craziness! For in...Show More
Summer House: Have Ranch Will Travel

1:01:10 | May 21st

Some of the Vanderpump Rules gang heads to the Hamptons for a visit. Will Schwartz or Kyle remember any of it? To hear this week's bonus episode with Danny Pellegrino, Annabelle DeSisto and Hannah Brown and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, be...Show More
PumpRules: The Final CaCaw

1:08:22 | May 21st

Vanderpump Rules ends its season with one final reunion full of screaming, crying, and Katie victimhood. Put a fork in it.  To hear this week's bonus episode with Danny Pellegrino, Annabelle DeSisto and Hannah Brown and to find Crappens on Demand vid...Show More
RHOP: Is Michael About To Go Down?

50:04 | May 20th

Scandal descends on Real Housewives of Potomac as Michael possibly offers his services to Juan. Did it happen? Or was Robyn hearing things? Also, it's the return of Katie! Come listen.
Winter Is Crappening: Game Over

1:33:14 | May 20th

With a heavy heart, we say goodbye to "Game of Thrones." Will Daenerys be stopped? Will John Snow ascend to the Iron Throne? How will eight epic seasons of world building and character development culminate? We address all the pressing questions in o...Show More
SummerHouse: No Hard Feelings

1:01:14 | May 17th

Jordan finally reveals his big secret on "Summer House," and Kyle and Amanda grapple with more fallout from his infidelity. Plus, Lindsay goes on a non-Evrattttt date, and Carl loves his mom. Damn we love this show.
SouthernCharm: Thomas Who? — Live from Irvine

1:30:18 | May 17th

"Southern Charm" returns for its sixth season, but can it be as explosive and entertaining without the double-headed monster of Thomas and Ashley? The answer is a decisive YES. That's because we have a new dollop of drama in the form of Madison and...Show More
RHONY: Square Pegs in a Round House

1:18:12 | May 16th

"The Real Housewives of New York" heads up the Hudson River to visit Luann's new round house, which may be too small for the Countess's rapidly inflating ego — at least according to Bethenny. Come listen to our recap!
RHOBH: It's Expensive to Be Tom

56:02 | May 15th

Erika Jayne lip syncs to dead air this week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills when the ladies come to check out her concert. Will she improvise with an acapella version of Ave Maria? Can't wait to find out.  To hear this week's bonus episode coveri...Show More
PumpRules: What About Katie???

1:29:51 | May 14th

The "Vanderpump Rules" reunion soldiers on with even more hypocrisy, hot air, wild accusations, and self-aggrandizing. In other words: everything we've been wanting all season! Check out our equally furious recap (and tell your friends!).
RHOP: Bride Snores

54:37 | May 13th

Candiace gets hitched on this week's Real Housewives of Potomac while Gizelle gets ghosted and Ashley gets wasted. Will Karen keep her wig on? To hear this week's bonus episode covering Project Runway and Texicanas and to find Crappens on Demand vide...Show More
Winter is Crappening: Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

1:21:25 | May 13th

It’s romance and utter carnage on the penultimate episode of Game of Thrones, all because of a little insecurity created by a single Starbucks cup.  Find bonus episodes, our SHUT UP, BRAN! shirts, and live show dates and ticket links at watchwhatcr...Show More
Summer House: Penis, She Wrote

46:40 | May 10th

Did Kyle cheat on Amanda again on Summer House? No one knows, because he can't remember. Time for a mystery: a penis mystery. Did it come out? Who did it enter? And will the penis take the stand? Find out! To hear this week's bonus episode and to fin...Show More
RHONY: Bye Bye Bridie

1:06:19 | May 9th

This episode of Real Housewives of New York is all cringe all the time. It's Halloween song cringe for Lu, and Ramona Sonja and Dorinda bring us some serious charity event cringe.  To hear this week's bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand vide...Show More
RHOBH: Troop Beverly Hills

1:04:12 | May 8th

With Lisa Vanderpump busy renovating her kitchen, the rest of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" ladies head off on a glamping trip where they encounter such terrors as a climbing wall, silicon spatulas, and a super market.
PumpRules: Turning the (Multiplication) Tables

1:36:30 | May 7th

Time for the first reunion episode of Vanderpump Rules! Spoiler alert: the bot wins. To hear this week's bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirt...Show More
RHOP: O Half-Brother, Where Art Thou?

59:07 | May 6th

"The Real Housewives of Potomac" are back, and they're pretty much where we left them: Robyn still has short hair, Ashley and Michael are still grossing us out, Gizelle is still trying to win back friends, Karen is still tangling with appliances, Mo...Show More
Winter Is Crappening: Throne Overboard

1:33:09 | May 6th

With the Battle of Winterfell behind them, the remaining combined forces of the North march to King's Landing, but victory is never easy on "Game of Thrones." Plus, someone finally gets a little hanky panky by the fireplace...
SummerHouse: A Real Paige Turner

56:20 | May 3rd

"Summer House" is full of dramz. First Paige wafts back to Carl after a dude flakes on her. Then Lindsay struggles to keep a dirty secret about Kyle. And then to top it all off, Jordan might be a virgin! What a time to be alive! Check out our rec...Show More
RHONY: The Ringmaster Didn't Mean a Thing

1:14:32 | May 2nd

Tinsley has an epic breakdown at the Big Apple Circus on "The Real Housewives of New York," and it's everything we could have ever wanted. Does this show ever stop being iconic?
RHOBH: Pump N'Mores

1:16:02 | May 1st

Dorit have a showdown over ridiculously handled sushi on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the ladies get ready for a camping trip.  To hear this week's Fifty Cent/Lala Scandal bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps ...Show More
PumpRules: One Day You're Penguin, And The Next You're Out

1:25:20 | Apr 30th

The season finale of "Vanderpump Rules" really comes down to one thing: PENGUINS. God bless Scheana for perking up an otherwise humdrum episode. Will she and Adam ever get back together? Will Adam ever accept his penguin as his own? And will we ...Show More
Project Runway: Nip Grip

1:18:02 | Apr 29th

Project Runway tells its designers to get classy, so bring on the pasties! To hear this week's Fifty Cent/Lala Scandal bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited...Show More
Winter is Crappening: The Pointy End

1:21:35 | Apr 29th

Old Blue Eyes descends on Winterfell with his chorus line and takes aim, but if you’re gonna take a shot at the queen, ya better not miss.  Find bonus episodes, merch, and live show dates and ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com and follow us on I...Show More
Summer House: Ghost of the Weekday

56:42 | Apr 26th

Kyle's getting ready to propose on Summer House, but can he get a yes before Lindsay drops her latest bomb? Also, Paige tries to date a ghost during the week and Danielle finally gets the d she's been working towards all summer. To hear this week's B...Show More
RHONY: Angel Balls of Steel

1:16:59 | Apr 25th

Mario returns for a thirsty cameo on Real Housewives of New York, but did Ramona fill his cup? And will a seating brawl over seats at the Angel Ball send Dorinda over the edge? To hear this week's Below Deck Med Preview bonus episode and to find Crap...Show More
RHOBH: They Called Kenny! You Bastards!

1:11:17 | Apr 24th

A hum drum trip to see Boy George and Culture Club turns into a huffy spat on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, PK makes contact with Ken, or Kenny, giving hope that LVP may just come back into the fold (she won't).
PumpRules: Beauty and the Greased

1:20:26 | Apr 23rd

Brittany has a bridal brunch on Vanderpump Rules and Jax vows to always take care of number one: himself.  To hear this week's Below Deck Med Preview bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/wa...Show More
RHOA: GOODBYE, NENE!

58:49 | Apr 22nd

The Real Housewives of Atlanta officially closes out its season with Nene's transformation into a full blown monster. She's always been a diva, but now she's totally off the rails. Check out our recap of reunion part 3, and all the hypocrisy within.
Winter Is Crappening: There Will Be Blood... Next Week?

1:26:02 | Apr 22nd

As the ultimate showdown between humans and White Walkers looms, we're treated to an hour of preparations at Winterfell.  This episode has it all: singing by the fireplace, a little girl with soup, and Bran staring at pretty much everyone.  Okay fine...Show More
SummerHouse: The Carl Who Stole Carlmas

56:33 | Apr 19th

The "Summer House" gang decides to throw a Christmas-in-July party, but unfortunately for them, Krampus is here to ruin the fun. You see, no one anticipated that Carl was HONESTLY NOT THAT INTO CHRISTMAS, GUYS, and once he sees Paige cozy up to some...Show More
RHONY: Phone Sex and the City

1:08:18 | Apr 18th

"The Real Housewives of New York" continue to plow ahead with ego, neuroticism, and phone sex. In other words, it's perfect. This week, the ladies wrap up their latest fiasco in the Berkshires and head back to the city where LuAnn mocks Bethenny, a...Show More
RHOBH: Judge Dread

57:51 | Apr 17th

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills deal with Lisa Vanderpump's escape by talking about a new subject that no one is sick of talking about: the Supreme Court war. Can new cabinets make it all better? To hear this week's bonus Project Runway trailer ...Show More
PumpRules: Exorcisters Are Doin' It For Themselves!

52:02 | Apr 16th

Stassi finally realizes there's a demon possessing her on "Vanderpump Rules," and so someone named The Oracle, tries to purge it. Time will tell if it works (probably not). Also, briefcases full of cash and thoughts on empathy. CORNER!
RHOA: Shootout at the OKoi Corral

52:23 | Apr 15th

NeNe still has zero f's to give in the second Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, but Porsha saves it with a historic read.  To hear this week's Project Runway bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patr...Show More
Winter is Crappening: Winter is Here, Betch!

1:08:55 | Apr 15th

Game of Thrones return for season 8 with lots of shade in these cold times. Sansa gives stink eye to Daenerys, Lady Marmont reads Jon Snow, and Brandon darkly cruises the entire kingdom.  Find bonus episodes, merch, and live show dates and ticket l...Show More
RHONY: Inbred and Breakfast - Live From Boston

1:40:04 | Apr 12th

Dorinda sends Sonja into a spiral when she takes her to visit the Morgan Estate on the Berkshires trip. Will anyone make it out alive?  To hear this week's Project Runway bonus episode and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon mem...Show More
RHOBH: Live and Let Diabetes - Live From Boston

1:39:29 | Apr 11th

Dorit thinks PK's diabetes 2 can turn into rickets on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the Goodbye Kyle fallout continues. Can PK survive long enough to lose everything to the Bellagio's repo department? Find out!  To hear this week's Project...Show More
PumpRules: Puppy No Love

1:21:00 | Apr 9th

The trip to Mexico winds down on "Vanderpump Rules," and the cast returns to LA where an awkward invitation to James and Raquel's "puppy shower" awaits them. Plus, Billie Lee spars with LVP, and Scheana has an update on ADAM.
Winter is Crappening: Cast Preview Rewinders and Reminders

1:12:15 | Apr 8th

It’s the first episode of Winter is Crappening, and there are a ton of characters to remember before we get going with the final season of Game of Thrones. Join Ben and Ronnie from Watch What Crappens to talk trash about the dead and living members o...Show More
RHOA: Koi Vey

1:05:42 | Apr 8th

"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" aired the first part of its season 11 reunion, and we can all agree on one thing: NENE IS AWFUL. We cover all her ridiculous behavior — as well as all essential koi pond moments — on this week's RHOA recap.
SummerHouse: Kyle Be Damned; Plus, RHOBH On Trial — Live from Phoenix

1:38:19 | Apr 7th

Our recap of the latest "Summer House" episode is finally here! Will Jordan stop putting his foot in his mouth? Will Amanda and Kyle break up? Will Carl 3.0 finally graduate from the pantry? But before we answer those questions, we do a deep dive...Show More
RHONY: Your Fish Is My Command - Live from Portland!

1:40:19 | Apr 6th

The annual "Real Housewives of New York" pilgrimage to The Berkshires is off to a great start, what with an instantly iconic squabble about Dorinda's Fish Room. Turns out The Countess requires less aquatic accommodations, and she won't be happy until...Show More
RHOBH: GOODBYE, KYLE!

1:11:58 | Apr 3rd

Time to take shelter on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Who's selling stories? Will Ken murder Kyle? And did Lisa Vanderpump manipulate a cute puppy into biting PK's face in the first place? All roads lead to the same ending: GOODBYE, K...Show More
PumpRules: Fun Times In Puerto Cry-arta

1:10:24 | Apr 2nd

"Vanderpump Rules" gives us more bickering, crying, and tiny ear canals as the cast (minus James) continues to live it up in Mexico. At the end of the day though, it's all about Kristen muttering "Cah-caw!!" on her hotel balcony. Check out our full...Show More
RHOA & Project Runway: Teeny Weenie, Meanie Nene, Kenya Moore & Peach Bellini

1:27:00 | Apr 1st

Kenya Moore returns to infuriate Nene at Cynthia's finale bellini party. Also, Porsha finds out she's pregnant with a hot dog and the Project Runway gang has to dive into the world of patterns.  To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the Sou...Show More
Summer House: Twentysomething Year Old Virgin Episode

1:01:50 | Mar 29th

Jordan starts a pattern of compulsively lying on this week's Summer House and Carl tries to fit into new white jeans.  To hear this week's bonus episode taking place on a field trip to Glendale and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Pa...Show More
RHONY: A Woah-pranos Sit Down

1:13:30 | Mar 28th

Bethenny has a gangster sit down in Little Italy to make peace between Lu and Dorinda, and Sonja makes out with a chick before reminding Tinsley she's dying alone.  To hear this week's bonus episode taking place on a field trip to Glendale and to fin...Show More
RHOBH: 9 Day Fiancé

1:02:01 | Mar 27th

Denise Richards wins us over by delivering the shortest wedding storyline in the history of Bravo. We cannot thank her enough. And just when everything seems calm and copacetic on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," Puppygate rears its adorable head ...Show More
PumpRules: Katie Goes HAM(mock)

1:23:52 | Mar 26th

TomTom finally opens on "Vanderpump Rules," which means it's time for the cast to head off to Mexico. Unfortunately for Tom Schwartz, he neglected to give his free first class upgraded seat to his wife, and thus we have get The Return of Tequila Kat...Show More
ProjectRunway & RHOA: Bad Workers Blame Their Tulle

1:32:12 | Mar 25th

"Project Runway" has its first villain in Hester, who ate up her team's budget with tulle, then sliced up the non-tulle, and then went back to the original tulle. Just how many times can we even write tulle in one episode description? Then it's on ...Show More
SummerHouse: Bro-BQ & A Session

52:57 | Mar 22nd

"Summer House" continues its strong third season with an uptick of douchery: first Everett makes a cameo return appearance, then Jordan gets messy with his ladies (and texts), and then Kyle dazzles us with spiked tea. This is really the show that Ame...Show More
RHONY: For The Seafood Lover In You!

1:20:18 | Mar 21st

Barbara's clambake leads to all sorts of tension, especially when Ramona stashes two or six lobsters into her to-go bag. Then it's back to NYC as Luann and Dorinda come face to face for the first time all season at Sonja's Paper Magazine party. Nothi...Show More
RHOBH: Textes Blizzard

1:13:51 | Mar 20th

iMessage takes center stage again in this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills as Teddi changes her story and produces non cropped screenshots of her phone. There's one last question we need answered: will Kyle finally get stuck to the floor?  To ...Show More
PumpRules: One Bad Apple Spoils The Brunch

1:22:40 | Mar 19th

Brunch with Billie goes woefully awry on "Vanderpump Rules" when Lala gets to finger pointing and screaming. Meanwhile, Brit has an ulcer, Scheana makes enchiladas, and Kristen steps on Lisa's foot. Just your standard issue day at SUR.
Top Chef & RHOA: Winner Winner Reception Dinner

1:11:28 | Mar 18th

Top Chef announces its new champ and Eva finally gets married in a dress she's not sobbing about. Will NeNe find a way to make it all about her?  To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the Real Housewives of Potomac trailer and to find Crapp...Show More
RHONY: Madea's Clam Bake

1:38:02 | Mar 17th

Live in Cinci for this very special episode of Real Housewives of New York. Will Luann get kicked off her high horse when she tries to keep her enemies away from a clam bake or will Tyler Perry save the day with the deepest quote in Housewives histor...Show More
Summer House: Red, White and Blue Balls Live in Cincinnati

1:25:07 | Mar 16th

We're live from Cincinnati for this week's Summer House Fourth of July party. Will anyone get laid?  To hear this week's bonus episode about our trip to SXSW and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwha...Show More
Project Runway: Sew You, Say Me

1:22:44 | Mar 15th

Project Runway is back on Bravo, and there are tears. Lots and lots of tears.  To hear this week's bonus episode about our trip to SXSW and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limi...Show More
RHOBH: Don't Mess With Textses

1:04:15 | Mar 13th

Doggygate reaches new heights on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" as Lisa confronts Dorit and Kyle with "textses" from Teddi and John Blizzard. It's the type of pettiness we both loathe and live for. Whose side are you on?
PumpRules: DJ Banner - Live from SXSW, Featuring Jax Taylor

58:57 | Mar 13th

We brought our show to South By Southwest to recap "Vanderpump Rules," and just when we thought it was safe to make fun of Jax... he done showed up and JAXED US. Craziness!! But don't let that overshadow a great episode of VPR, which saw the Toms i...Show More
RHOA: Dungeons & Draggin' - Also, Top Chef and Married To Med LA

1:07:21 | Mar 11th

We're here at SXSW in a crappy hotel room, which means it's time to churn out a podcast full of technical issues! First the recording stopped midway through, then our audio suddenly went janky, and then... well... it doesn't matter. Here is our recap...Show More
RHONY: It's A Cruel Summer - Live from DC

1:28:05 | Mar 9th

The Real Housewives of New York is back!! And to celebrate, we recapped the season 11 premiere in DC at our biggest live show to date! We don't know what we were most excited about: Luann complaining about Ramona, Barbara talking about reggae, Dor...Show More
Summer House: Back To Basics

1:09:32 | Mar 8th

The "Summer House" gang is back! We've said goodbye to some familiar faces but also hello to some new ones. Beore you write us a 17 page email about it, we suggest you go straight for the rosé instead and enjoy this recap! Carl? Carl? Carl?
RHONJ: The Gift That Keeps On Giving!

1:03:20 | Mar 7th

Danielle Staub makes her triumphant return to the reunion stage as we wrap up the hilarious and wonderful season of Real Housewives of New Jersey. There's fighting, yelling, and the most unexpected cameo from one of RHONJ's most famous friends-of. Co...Show More
RHOBH: Bahama Fleas

1:14:25 | Mar 6th

It's still a Juicy eats Lucy world on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. The Bahamas trip ends with some heavy edits to protect Dorit from her current lawsuits, but who will protect the baby flamingos from being smothered by the love of Vanderpump? To...Show More
PumpRules: Insane In The Reptilian Brain

1:18:52 | Mar 5th

Beau's mom attempts to give relationship to the cast of "Vanderpump Rules," and as you can imagine, it doesn't work very well. But at least she does invoke everyone's inner reptile! Plus, Lala sheds light on her epic love story with RANNNND.
RHOA & Top Chef: Bye Rice Cake Wig

1:33:32 | Mar 4th

We doubled up on recaps to get both Top Chef and RHOA covered! Enjoy, guys! To hear this week's bonus episode about Married to Medicine and Abducted in Plain Sight and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/wa...Show More
Mexican Dynasties: Life, Death and Nacho

1:00:23 | Mar 1st

Mexican Dynasties premieres with a welcome home party, a goodbye party, a super cute dog, and really rubbery faces. To hear this week's bonus episode about the Oscars and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com...Show More
RHONJ: Standing (St)wrong

1:02:33 | Feb 28th

Teresa tries to figure out what words are in the second part of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and Joe Gorga reminds graces the stage to remind his sister to use her vibrator.  To hear this week's bonus episode about the Oscars and to find...Show More
RHOBH: Releasing The Dogs of War

1:03:27 | Feb 27th

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills arrive in the Bahamas for a few days of R&R... and dog drama. Kyle just HAPPENS to tell Rinna about the Lucy Lucy Apple Juice controversy, and before long, we've got a climactic fight that sees Dorit crying and Te...Show More
PumpRules: Who Gets the PJ?

1:14:39 | Feb 26th

The girls finish up their Let's Torture Kristen wine weekend and move on to stressing about how many drinks the Toms will get on the menu. Also, LaLa vows to find another BJ for a PJ sitch after dumping Rand.  To hear this week's bonus episode about ...Show More
TopChef: Quest For The Holy Gail

57:31 | Feb 26th

Gail's back! Gail's back! Our favorite Canadian "Top Chef" judge returns to enjoy one meal in Kentucky before the finals. Who will advance to Macau? Who will survive Last Chance Kitchen? And who will take care of their garden the best? All these ques...Show More
RHONJ: Barking Up The Wrong Tre - Live from Vancouver!

1:13:28 | Feb 23rd

We took our show to "Just For Laughs" in Vancouver this week, and what better way to make a splash in Canada than by recapping the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion part 1. This is peak Bravo. Come listen!
RHOBH: Chocolate Hearted Snakes

1:20:33 | Feb 20th

The Real Housewives have a chocolate heart party and we try to figure out what DNA repair is as we get to know Denise.  To hear this week's bonus episode previewing the new show Mexican Dynasties and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a ...Show More
PumpRules: Trip of a Lifetime

1:11:25 | Feb 20th

Just when you were losing faith in "Vanderpump Rules," along comes an episode with Kristen losing her mind so severely that she trips over a coffee table in wine country. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Come join us as we dissect every flower, miniature cha...Show More
RHOA: The Onion Ring On Her Finger

1:12:06 | Feb 19th

**Today's episode is a video recap available on Patreon! Porsha finally gets engaged on Real Housewives Atlanta. Will the ring leave grease on her finger?  To hear this week's bonus episode previewing the new show Mexican Dynasties and to find Crappe...Show More
Top Chef: Float Like a Butterfly Sting Like a Padma

1:12:20 | Feb 15th

Top Chef honors Muhammad Ali with some slimy chicken and cured salmon. Thankfully, Padma has enough stinky looks to save us all. To hear this week's bonus episode about the Grammys and our trip to Dallas and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, b...Show More
RHONJ: Finale Pool Marty

1:15:20 | Feb 14th

The Real Housewives of New Jersey ends its season with a splash. Literally.  To hear this week's bonus episode about the Grammys and our trip to Dallas and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...Show More
RHOBH: Who Let The Dogs Out?

1:19:08 | Feb 13th

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills roars out of the gate with its season premiere, which features dogs, goats, and Faye Resnick. Rumor has it this is Lisa Vanderpump's final season, and we are absolutely ready to find out what caused Ken to yell "G...Show More
PumpRules: Girl's Trippin'

1:26:41 | Feb 12th

The girls of Vanderpump Rules take the pj to Solvang and Jax pretends he's above therapy. Also, James' mother is a monster.  To hear this week's bonus episode about the Grammys and our trip to Dallas, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatc...Show More
RHOA: A Strip of a Lifetime - Plus: Top Chef

56:12 | Feb 11th

The women of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" are still in Japan, and this week they get a visit from a very special stripper who doesn't exactly knock their socks off. Or his own. We recap the whole shebang, and then after we move on to "Top Chef" to la...Show More
RHOD: Classic Trolley Rewind - Live from Dallas

1:37:18 | Feb 10th

Brace yourself for a trip down memory lane (via dented trolley) as we recap a classic episode from the first season of the Real Housewives of Dallas. And of course, there's no better place to do it than at the historic Texas Theatre in the heart of D...Show More
RHONJ: Talking On Broken Glass - Live from Dallas!

1:13:24 | Feb 9th

We're talking "Real Housewives of New Jersey" at our first ever Dallas live show, and while we may be focused on the Garden State, that doesn't mean we don't get some major RHOD crossover cameos by LeeAnne Locken and Mama Dee! Fair warning though: an...Show More
Below Deck: Brounion

1:09:04 | Feb 6th

Below Deck celebrates the end of its best season with a reunion. Sexual harassment and herpes accusations ahead! To hear this week's bonus episode, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! Countess Luan...Show More
PumpRules: Daily Flail Party

1:13:23 | Feb 5th

TomTom opens on tonight's Vanderpump Rules and Kristen is left alone in her bed with dogs and spaghetti. Will anyone save the poor chandeliers? This episode is also available on Patreon as a video recap for your smart tv.  To hear this week's bonus e...Show More
Top Chef: Noshhville

1:15:07 | Feb 1st

Top Chef takes on Nashville and tells sad boring stories to coincide with their dishes. Padma is on a tear, so it's all good by us! Yeehaw! This week's bonus is shot by shot of the new RHONY preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com...Show More
RHONJ: Cabo San Locas

1:17:11 | Jan 31st

The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Cabo to punch vases, throw glasses and ride camels. Will The Marge make it out alive? This week's bonus is shot by shot of the new RHONY preview. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcr...Show More
BelowDeck: Our Hearts Are, Like, Literally Full

56:35 | Jan 30th

"Below Deck" concludes its epic, best season with one last hurrah in the form of a sea slug and some catty biatches. The only thing that could have made this episode better would be if it weren't our last. Sadness. Come join us as we bid adieu to sea...Show More
PumpRules: Lost in Translation

1:19:53 | Jan 29th

Billie Lee and Katie's Cis Privilege fight continues this week on Vanderpump Rules, and ScheSchu has a housewarming in Siberia. Also lalaandarianadiditomg. Today's recap is also available as a video recap on Patreon. This week's bonus is shot by shot...Show More
RHOA: Don't Be Tardy For The Tea Party

46:51 | Jan 29th

Real Housewives of Atlanta came to life this week when Marlo attempted to come for Eva, and Eva finally read her to filth. And she wasn't the only one getting some revenge. Aya the tour guide left Bravo's biggest star in her dust in a power move for ...Show More
‘Southern Charm’ Mayor Hands Extravaganza - Live from Charleston

1:38:50 | Jan 26th

We celebrated the "Watch What Crappens" 7th Anniversary in the most epic way possible: with a packed live show in Charleston, South Carolina. Not only did some of our most die-hard listeners trek across the country to be there, but we were also grace...Show More
Below Deck: Princess Cruises - Live from Charleston

1:25:36 | Jan 25th

Our two night Charleston bonanza kicks off with two special on-stage guests: Patricia Altschul and Michael the Butler from "Southern Charm"!! Then we move on to recap our favorite yacht show, "Below Deck." Who will be worse: the gays or the girls? Co...Show More
RHONJ: Tanned Parenthood

54:00 | Jan 24th

This week on "RHONJ," Tre and Frankie Jr finally take the stage for their fitness competitions, but not before soaking themselves in half the Garden State's supply of bronzer. Then it's off to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where a diamond pendant leads to ...Show More
PumpRules: Sister, Cister

1:40:07 | Jan 22nd

Billie Lee comes out swinging when she's not invited to Girls Night In at Sur, and Scheanna and LaLa perfect faking orgasms. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Temptation Island premier and Tidying Up. Find it at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *...Show More
RHOA: Tokyo Draggin'

51:03 | Jan 21st

The Real Housewives of Atlanta take Tokyo. Can they keep the dragon inside NeNe from scorching the earth? We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a breakdown of the Temptati...Show More
Top Chef: Carne!

1:25:52 | Jan 18th

This week on Top Chef, Dario the Butcher yells CARNE a lot and the chefs bone a beef challenge. We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonus eps. This week's is a Celebrity Big Brother cast preview....Show More
RHONJ: Fetty Little Liar

1:10:49 | Jan 17th

Milania gets her time in the sun on Real Housewives of New Jersey and to celebrate, the ladies fight over arranged marriages, adultery and Danielle Staub. We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon along with our bonu...Show More
BelowDeck: YAAAAAAchtSS, KWEEN!

1:01:08 | Jan 16th

The Gays have arrived, and they've brought a cyclone of chaos to the S.S. My Seanna. Will Josiah be tank-top shamed? Will Adrian be creepy? And will Tyler get to make fresh tracks in a jar of peanut butter? All these answers and more on today's "Belo...Show More
PumpRules: Edibles and Oedipals

1:25:53 | Jan 15th

The Taco Bell Coven takes the Taco Bell Mom Coven to dinner, but can they make it through the edibles before crashing into the Oedipals? Would you prefer to watch this recap? We're doing a couple of shows a week on video which you can find on Patreon...Show More
RHOA & Married2Med: Women of Grill Repute

1:10:06 | Jan 15th

Tempers aren't the only things flaring at Tanya's hibatchi party. Literal fire too. Because she has a hibatchi room. I know. We're still processing that too. Anyyyyyhoo... we're talking Real Housewives of Atlanta and Married To Medicine on today's ep...Show More
TopChef: The Oy, Luck Club

1:22:31 | Jan 11th

"Top Chef" is taking us back to the roaring '20s, and no good trip down memory lane isn't complete without a face from the past. Enter Brother Luck, who must square off against our fave Nini to get back onto the show. Will he succeed? Or will he be t...Show More
RHONJ: The Legend of Melda - A Link to the Paramus

1:15:38 | Jan 11th

This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, the show takes us to both Istanbul AND Dolores's house flip. Does it get more exciting than that? What if we throw in some pebble tile? Now that's what we call DRAMA. Come check out our recap!
BelowDeck: Check Yourself Before You Shipwreck Yourself

48:51 | Jan 9th

Below Deck is finally back!! Will Captain Lee fire Laura? Will Rhylee and Ross ever stop fighting? Will Ashton dry-hump the anchor? All these pressing questions and more are answered in our recap!
PumpRules: Broken Bird. Literally

1:16:24 | Jan 8th

Lisa tries to figure out how to mend both James and an actual broken bird on this week's Vanderpump Rules, and Stassi and Ariana solidify their ice queen alliance with a joint birthday party. This week's bonus is about the Crappies, the Globes, and K...Show More
RHOA: Factory Smackdown

1:14:00 | Jan 7th

It's Hot Dog Factory VS Kandi Factory on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta. We can't declare a winner, but we can guarantee we'll never think of counter service the same. This week's bonus is about the Crappies, the Globes, and Kevin Hart. To he...Show More
The 2019 Golden Crappies - Live from Hollywood!

1:54:21 | Jan 7th

Live from the Hollywood Improv, Ben and Ronnie present the results from their annual Golden Crappies Awards to a packed house of fans, celebrities, and confused waiters. It's our biggest award show yet, with special appearances by Tom Sandoval, Katie...Show More
Top Chef: Restaurant Wars!

1:30:10 | Jan 4th

This week is a very special Restaurant Wars episode. Also, Padma wears red glasses. Our premium bonus is about our Holiday breaks, Nintendo games, and Dumplin and Bird Box on Netflix. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappe...Show More
RHONJ: Spoiled Turkeys

51:16 | Jan 3rd

The Gorga brat is upstaged by Jennifer's brats at his own communion. The horror!  This week's bonus is about our week off for the Holidays. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live has added a second show ...Show More
RHONJ: Here Comes the Dried

1:02:08 | Jan 2nd

Danielle Staub ties the noose this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will Classic Marge make it out alive? This week's bonus is about our week off for the Holidays. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens...Show More
RHOBH Season 9 Trailer Breakdown

58:45 | Jan 1st

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is back for a ninth season, and we're here to dissect every shot, frame, and seatbelt in the new trailer. Come join us as we try to figure out just what's going on with these ladies. So much dramz!
PumpRules: A Very Vanderpump Christmas! - with Lara Marie Schoenhals

1:49:17 | Dec 24th, 2018

Lara Marie Schoenhals of "Sexy Unique Podcast" joins the show to discuss the inevitable, surprisingly emotional firing of James Kennedy (SPOILER ALERT!!! but not really). It's not all doom and gloom though: there's beer cheese to be made and Marina D...Show More
TopChef: The White Elephant In The Room

1:07:09 | Dec 21st, 2018

It's Christmastime on "Top Chef," and this year we're making a list and checking it twice — just to make sure there's five different types of flour on it. Come join us for a very special holiday episode featuring Eric Ripert, Richard Blais, and the g...Show More
RHONJ: Brunch & Bimini

1:15:05 | Dec 20th, 2018

Classic Marge has a brunch with age-accelerating masks, and all hell breaks loose. Then half the ladies head down to Bimini for Danielle Staub's wedding disaster. Just another week of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Thanks to everyone who watched us r...Show More
BelowDeck: Sorey Not Sorey

1:16:41 | Dec 19th, 2018

Everyone's having sex on the latest episode of "Below Deck," and according to Kate, that leads to improved crew morale. Or does it? Come join us as we recap this episode full of dog humping, goth fashions, and loud screaming.
RHOA Married2Med: Hot Dog Day Afternoon

1:05:32 | Dec 17th, 2018

Real Housewives of Atlanta changes up the couples trip when half the men bail and Porsha spends a day at the hot dog factory. Married to Medicine ends a strong season with a whimper, but don't worry: there's a month of fiery reunions to look forward ...Show More
PumpRules: The Scorn Ultimatum

1:09:43 | Dec 17th, 2018

Vanderpump Rules has a James problem. Again. Lisa's given an ultimatum: will she call Bubba's bluff or is this the end of SUNT? This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappe...Show More
RHONJ: Friedzilla VS Dong

1:04:35 | Dec 14th, 2018

It's time for Danielle's Bachelorette Party on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Will she throw her bougie crystal at a betch in the Great Room? This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday c...Show More
RHOD: A Gnat's Ass Dee-union

1:21:00 | Dec 13th, 2018

Real Housewives of Dallas ends its third season with an appearance by none other than Mama Dee I Don't Give A Dog's Rip herself. D'Andra yells, Brandy seethes, and Kameron nods. A lot.  This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of N...Show More
Below Deck: Thunder Down Over(board)

47:43 | Dec 12th, 2018

The hot stripper loses his footing on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee cries for the first time ever. This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birthday celebration. To hear it, become a Patr...Show More
Vanderpump Rules: The Audacity of Hope

1:26:35 | Dec 11th, 2018

Kristen is back doing what she does best: solving mysteries no one cares about. She's gathering the troops for a coup. Can the White Kanye survive it?  This week's bonus is dedicated to Top Chef, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Ben's fortieth birt...Show More
RHOA & Married2Med: Bourbon Decay

1:10:55 | Dec 11th, 2018

Someone yells at Nene's dinner on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and there's a super scary cliffhanger on "Married To Medicine." We've got it all covered — plus, pressing commentary on lychee martinis.
RHOC: Victims, Dorks, and Self-Medication

1:06:28 | Dec 11th, 2018

The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion wraps up with a heated third installment, and we're only too happy to rehash it all. From Kelly proudly calling Shane a dork to Tamra playing the victim with Shannon, it's all an amazing disaster of hyster...Show More
PumpRules: A Very Schlong Engagement - Live from Nashville

1:48:52 | Dec 7th, 2018

Vanderpump Rules is back! And to celebrate we recapped the season 7 premiere in Nashville, TN. It's a wild, raucous recap and we can't be held responsible for anything we've said. Just listen and enjoy!
RHOD: Spill the AT&Tea!

1:12:50 | Dec 6th, 2018

The first installment of the Real Housewives of Dallas season 3 reunion was about as fiery and hilarious as we could have wanted. We are OBSESSED with this show, and if you're not watching, you're not living! Check out our recap and get involved!
Below Deck: New Girl

1:03:04 | Dec 5th, 2018

There's a new girl being drooled all over on Below Deck, and Kate already hates her. YAY. This week's bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of Sunset! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New Ramona Christmas and ...Show More
RHOC: Reactive Duty

1:08:56 | Dec 4th, 2018

The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion continues to motor on. For the second installment, Shannon and Emily wind up under the microscope, leading Shannon to insist that she's being LESS REACTIVE, OKAY???? You be the judge. Here's the recap! Lis...Show More
RHOA & Married to Medicine: Hope Your Weenie Wears a Condiment!

1:25:44 | Dec 3rd, 2018

The Weenie King gossip gets back to Porsha on Real Housewives of Atlanta and the ladies of Married to Medicine celebrate Simone and Cecil moving back in together. This week's bonus covers the final reunion of Shahs of Sunset! To hear it, become a Pat...Show More
RHONJ: Cow Pageant

1:06:43 | Nov 30th, 2018

The Real Housewives of New Jersey finish up their trip to Oklahoma with a cow pageant and Jennifer brags about having more shitters than anyone in Paramus. She's a classy kid, that one. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the mov...Show More
RHOD: Frat Spat Finale

1:41:34 | Nov 30th, 2018

It's the season three finale of The Real Housewives of Dallas and the two main characters face off with terrible bows on their heads. It's a real Granimal House. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, b...Show More
BelowDeck: Gone, Girl

1:06:06 | Nov 28th, 2018

This utterly insane, amazing season of "Below Deck" continues with more dramatic developments involving Chandler and Caroline. We are totally shook, and honestly, we don't even know how we're going to deal with next week's episode. So far right now, ...Show More
RHOC: Lie-za With a V

1:17:23 | Nov 27th, 2018

The Real Housewives of Orange County venture into Part One of their reunion with coke and fart allegations. This week's bonus is about our holidays and a fight over the movie Widows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappen...Show More
RHOA: Bailey-Q & A

1:34:47 | Nov 26th, 2018

Cynthia Bailey decides to host a "Bailey-Q" on this week's "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and we're here to recap every hot dog, couscous salad, and pineapple turnover cake that showed up. Plus, the story behind Dennis's hot dog empire IS REVEALED. #c...Show More
RHONJ: Oklahoma Sister, Where Art Thou? (with Danny Pellegrino)

1:47:46 | Nov 23rd, 2018

Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! I got a beautiful feeling a long lost sister is coming Melissa Gorga's way! Yes, "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" have trotted off to OOOOOOKLAHOMA where the sprinkle cookies come sweeping down...Show More
RHOD: Attack of the Clones!

1:11:37 | Nov 22nd, 2018

Did you clone a phone, gurrrrl? That's the pressing question on this week's hilarious, petty "Real Housewives of Dallas" episode. We couldn't stop laughing as the high tech mystery unfolded like a red sleeve on an infinity dress. Come check out our r...Show More
Below Deck: Chanandler Wrong

54:30 | Nov 21st, 2018

Chandler messes up over and over again on Below Deck, but things finally come to a head when he doesn't get his ice cream. Will he get fired before Master Pierson bleeds out? This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part On...Show More
RHOC: Femme Futile

1:13:19 | Nov 20th, 2018

"Real Housewives of Orange County" wraps up its 167th season with a baffling Femme Fatale theme party that manages to stymy all the women. We're here to recap all the drama -- or perhaps lack of?? And don't forget to chat with us on the TV Party App!
RHOA & Married2Med: Hot Dog Tea

1:05:58 | Nov 19th, 2018

Shamari gets her peach on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kandi decides whether or not to spill tea on Porsha's hot dog man. Over on Married to Medicine, it's another pontoon ride from hell until everyone puts their problems into a seashell and pret...Show More
RHONJ: Hatchet Face Off

1:14:06 | Nov 16th, 2018

It's a hatchet party on Real Housewives of New Jersey. Who will Danielle take out? This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New Ramona Christmas...Show More
These are the Danes of Our Lives

1:11:01 | Nov 15th, 2018

The Real Housewives of Orange Dallas finish up their trip to Denmark and someone gets a boob shot that kicks off a fight that will last a decade. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Patreon ...Show More
BelowDeck: Yachts for Tots

56:57 | Nov 14th, 2018

It's bad news when the 4 year old yacht guest is more mature than the crew, but that's the way it goes on "Below Deck." Check out our latest recap where we discuss Chandler's latest managerial disaster, Caroline's newest meltdown, and Adrian's secret...Show More
Enema of the State

1:03:10 | Nov 13th, 2018

The Real Housewives of Orange County fight through parties. A young glitter party and a geriatric casserole enema party. It's as exciting as it sounds. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset season finale! To hear it, become a Pa...Show More
RHOA & Married2Med: You Can't Handle The Toothbrush

1:26:02 | Nov 13th, 2018

It's another double recap to kick off your week! First, we tackle "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" where a trip to Miami leads to the usual hotel room antics. Plus, we learn some disturbing deets about Porsha's oral hygiene. Then we head over to "Mar...Show More
RHOD: Danes & Confused - Live From Seattle

1:27:48 | Nov 11th, 2018

The ladies of "Real Housewives of Dallas" head to Copenhagen, and to celebrate, we also trek to the North — specifically Seattle. Check out our recap of this hilarious episode live from Washington Hall. Thanks to everyone who showed up - it was an am...Show More
RHONJ: New Season, Who Dis(barred)?

1:06:14 | Nov 8th, 2018

The Real Housewives of New Jersey is back, and the big news this time around is that Dolores is alone, Teresa is training for a fitness competition, Marge wants a new face, and Melissa is turning 39. Plus, Danielle's getting married (lol), and Frank ...Show More
Below Deck: The Musical 2

1:00:01 | Nov 7th, 2018

This week on Below Deck: The Musical 2, toes are throbbing, flesh is pounding, and eyes are popping. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com...Show More
#829 RHOC: The Midterm Elective Surgery Results Are In!

1:08:19 | Nov 6th, 2018

Shannon and Vicki had dueling nips and tucks on the latest Real Housewives of Orange County, and we are here with minute by minute coverage of all the breaking news! What we know is that Shannon had to pick a dream and Vicki covered her face with a ...Show More
RHOA & Married2Med: Welcome to ATL, Bitch!

1:11:18 | Nov 5th, 2018

The Real Housewives of Atlanta return for a new season and get ready to head to Miami, and the cast of Married to Medicine fights in Antigua. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the new Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer. To hear i...Show More
Shahs of Sunset: Bloody Married

1:02:02 | Nov 2nd, 2018

It's two days until MJ's wedding on Shahs of Sunset. Will white people get cake with salt in it? Will Adam get a baby? Will Vida approve of Tommy after heckles MJ during her speech? Let's find out! This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angel...Show More
RHOD: Gang Green

1:23:14 | Nov 1st, 2018

It's time for D'Andra's Green Miracle party on The Real Housewives of Dallas, and Mama Dee is here to slay. We also talk about Debra Winger on WWHL and malls. This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To...Show More
BelowDeck: Open Mouth, Insert Infected Foot

1:01:12 | Oct 31st, 2018

Caroline continues to unravel on "Below Deck," but then again, maybe we all would if we heard our co-workers talking crap about us after hours. Plus, she has a foot infection, and it hurrrrrts, guys! Meanwhile, Chandler is still the worst, and he won...Show More
RHOC: The (Ya) Mon-ing After

1:00:17 | Oct 30th, 2018

The Real Housewives of Orange County wrap up their Jamaica vacation, but what will Shannon be like the morning after her breakdown? This week's bonus is about getting lost in Los Angeles, the new Sabrina, and Get a Room. To hear it, become a Patreon ...Show More
Married2Med: Oversharing Is Caring

1:03:26 | Oct 29th, 2018

Not a whole lot happened on "Married To Medicine" this week, but we still found it funny. Toya had a TMI moment in front of her kids, Jackie and Curtis celebrated an anniversary, and Mariah hosted a Black Love party. Plus, Quad is still getting divor...Show More
Shahs of Sunset: Baby Not On Board

1:13:18 | Oct 26th, 2018

Asa makes her return to "Shahs of Sunset" this week, and basically she says "babe" a lot and then gives Adam a blanket. Meanwhile, Reza still seems as interested in a baby as he would be in an ear infection, and Nema and GG's romance gets about as ho...Show More
RHOD: Kitchen Confidential

1:00:02 | Oct 25th, 2018

Too many cooks in this kitchen. Mama Dee has the ladies over for a cooking lesson, and it's only a matter of time before it turns into a kitchen nightmare. It doesn't help that Kam's brought her mother in law to scare the bejesus out of D'Andra (it d...Show More
Below Deck: Destiny's Red Headed Step Child

59:37 | Oct 24th, 2018

Kate throws a hula party on Below Deck, but will Caroline get kicked out of Destiny's Child before it's all said and done? This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcra...Show More
RHOC: Introducing Fun Shannon!

1:09:45 | Oct 23rd, 2018

It's the "Real Housewives of Orange County" episode we've been waiting for: Shannon losing her mind for 45 minutes! What a gift this was (although, we probably could have done without Vicki twerking). We recap every shrill, screaming moment.
Married2Med: Onesies and Donesies

48:41 | Oct 22nd, 2018

Dr. Jackie brings the women together for a Onesies party so they can imitate each other, scream, and then cry hug. Aw, Married to Medicine, never change. This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Top Chef Kentucky cast! To hear it, become a Patreon mem...Show More
Shahs: Reefer/Sadness

1:07:10 | Oct 19th, 2018

GG has a party for her weed business on Shahs of Sunset and Reza chokes on the ashes of MJ's dad. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Seattle an...Show More
RHOD: Loose Lips & Dog Rips

1:01:46 | Oct 18th, 2018

The Real Housewives of Dallas celebrate Carrie's laser center, Mama Dee yells at D'Andra, and LeeAnne levels some sober new allegations. LET 'ER RIP! This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchw...Show More
BelowDeck: Let's Make A Veal!

58:32 | Oct 17th, 2018

Things are already spinning out of control on "Below Deck." Caroline is crying, Adrian is manifesting veal, and Rhylee is losing her mind in the face of her condescending superiors. Plus, there's a squall! We recap it all on this episode.
RHOC: River Monsters

1:09:04 | Oct 16th, 2018

The Real Housewives of Orange County band together to annoy the hell out of Jamaica. This week's bonus is about our trip to NY! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **Crappens Live is coming to Seattle and Nashville! ...Show More
Married2Med: Bombshells & Byproducts

1:04:10 | Oct 15th, 2018

This week on "Married To Medicine," Quad reveals that she and Gregory are officially divorcing -- assuming Mariah will ever let her talk. We recap the latest episode and as an added bonus, we talk about the most recent "Shahs" high jinks. Come listen...Show More
RHONY in Morocco - Live From NYC

1:30:54 | Oct 14th, 2018

For the first time ever, we cover Real Housewives of New York IN New York!! It's a raucous, hilarious night live from the Gramercy Theatre where we recap the seminal RHONY ep, "Last Call, Morocco" (season 4, episode 10). If any RHONY trip could rival...Show More
RHOD: The Prom Before The Storm - Live from NYC

1:12:39 | Oct 12th, 2018

Just because it's the fall in NYC doesn't mean it isn't prom time in Dallas! This week we take our "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap on the road to The Gramercy Theater in Manhattan for yet another super fun live show. We talk '80s proms, distribitte...Show More
Below Deck: Alaskan Shush People

57:44 | Oct 10th, 2018

The bosun didn't even take two full episodes to let his crazy show and the Alaskan captain is having none of it. Below Deck is already pumping, people.  This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon mem...Show More
RHOC: Hitting Bikini Bottom

1:01:42 | Oct 9th, 2018

Super exciting episode of Real Housewives of Orange County this week: Shannon cooked pork, Kelly went on Wikipedia, Gina lamented the futility of her bikinis, and Emily contemplated the future of her embryos. Come check out our recap!
Married2Med: Miami Frown Machine

52:45 | Oct 8th, 2018

It's a bittersweet week on Married to Medicine as Heavenly goes home to Miami to explain why she yells at people and needs more windows in her life.  This week's bonus is all about Ben going to see A Star is Born and Ronnie's distaste for Meghan Trai...Show More
RHOA Season Trailer Breakdown

1:07:04 | Oct 5th, 2018

The Real Housewives of Atlanta return to our lives soon and we're here for a shot by shot breakdown of the trailer.  This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens...Show More
RHOD: Van Gough, Girl!

53:00 | Oct 4th, 2018

The Real Housewives of Dallas take a dog painting class. Who will be the messiest betch among them? And who pooped on the floor by the cellist? Find out! This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hear it, become a Patreon me...Show More
Below Deck: Foam Around the World

1:05:44 | Oct 3rd, 2018

Below Deck is back for season 6 with a new crew and a very brown boat. Will the Foam Guy kill himself on the first charter? And will anyone ever be nice to Caroline? We hope not! This week's bonus is a deep dive into schlocky network TV shows. To hea...Show More
RHOC: Read Between These Salmons

1:16:53 | Oct 2nd, 2018

On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Shannon hawks her salmon meals on QVC and manages to commit the most cardinal sin of all: bending down to pick up a card!! Plus, Kelly Dodd goes to theatre school, Vicki rides a bike, and Gina talks to...Show More
Married2Med: I'm in Miami, B*tch!

58:54 | Oct 1st, 2018

On this week's "Married To Medicine," Heavenly realizes that maybe the reason why she calls everyone "bitch" is because her mom called her "bitch" as a child. That's the perfect excuse to head to Miami with Dr. Jackie and Dr. Simone for what will sur...Show More
Shahs of Sunset: What Happens in Vegas Gets Mansplained in Vegas

1:17:16 | Sep 28th, 2018

MJ goes to Vegas to celebrate her bachelorette party on "Shahs of Sunset," and it turns into the perfect opportunity for Mike to mansplain the intricacies of the heart to GG. He gets his comeuppance though by trusting Reza with a secret -- never a wi...Show More
RHOD: Too Blessed To Be Stressticles

56:05 | Sep 27th, 2018

There's a lot of junk in Brandi's trunk show on the latest episode of "Real Housewives of Dallas," and it all comes down to a pair of balls. Specifically, stressticles. Join us as we unpack yet another hilarious installment of this franchise.
RHONJ Season 9 Trailer Breakdown

41:28 | Sep 26th, 2018

The ladies of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" are coming back, and we're here to break down the entire trailer, shot by shot. We dwell on orca fashions, face-drops, and other fascinating nuances that might pass by the casual viewer. Def get yourself ...Show More
RHOC: The Olive Spar-den

1:18:13 | Sep 25th, 2018

It’s Italian Night on The Real Housewives of Orange County. What better time to inform someone they’re gonna rot in hell for eternity? On this week’s premium bonus, Ronnie is in Texas becoming a volleyball expert while Ben is at home in LA making his...Show More
Married2Med: Lady and the Trampoline

49:31 | Sep 24th, 2018

Married to Medicine is still trying to make Fit is the New It happen, but it’s worth it to see Heavenly fail at therapy and Toya fail at making up with Contessa. Let’s get to the trampoline park!  **Our Limited HEY BETCH shirts are available through ...Show More
SHAHS: So Much To Seder

1:24:48 | Sep 21st, 2018

"The Shahs of Sunset" are up to so many exciting things. GG has giant candy bowls, Morgan cracked a bowling ball, Adam is Jewish now, Destiney likes Doritos, and Vida hates cheesy traditions. Come check out our latest recap!
RHOD: Smashing Bumpkins

1:14:05 | Sep 20th, 2018

It's time for the Real Housewives of Dallas to get their anger out by smashing stuff. Someone's gonna get hurt. This week's bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limite...Show More
Shahs: It's Nowruz or Neveruz

56:26 | Sep 19th, 2018

The Shahs of Sunset burn away all of their sins on Persian New Year. Does this mean Mike won't have to pay for the cars he's sideswiped? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to Denver. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwh...Show More
All About Steve

1:17:36 | Sep 18th, 2018

This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," we follow the aftermath of Emily and Kelly's big fight, which includes some hefty allegations about Steve. Plus, Gina and Matt are getting divorced!
Married2Med: Boiling Crabs

1:00:53 | Sep 17th, 2018

Crabs aren't the only things boiling at Heavenly's house. Quad faces the women for the first time all season, and it goes about as well as you'd expect (read: TERRIBLY). Plus, we imagine Bethenny on "$100,000 Pyramid.
Raging, Bulls - Live from Denver

1:42:17 | Sep 14th, 2018

For this week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" recap, we took our show to Denver and had SO MUCH FUN. We raged about children, we recreated a bull ride, and of course, we burped like LeeAnne. The audio is a little bit janky, but the JOY IS UNPARALLELED....Show More
BelowDeckMed: Joao Can We Be Lovers If We Can’t Be Friends?

1:01:10 | Sep 12th, 2018

The crew of the Talisman gather for a whispery, teary "Below Deck: Mediterranean" reunion, and the results are hilarious -- unintentionally of course. Joao tries to convince us that he's changed, Kasey exposes his "faint" flirtations, and Colin wears...Show More
RHOC: Seeing Red

1:14:04 | Sep 11th, 2018

Major news on "Real Housewives of Orange County": Emily showed emotion! The lawyer/party planner lost her mind when Kelly Dodd complained about Shane right to her face. And it was glorious.
Song: Hey Betch!

01:26 | Sep 11th, 2018

Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus celebrates Tamra Barney of RHOC with their new hit Hey Betch! ***New Limited HEY BETCH tees through September at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Denver, NYC, Seattle, Nashville, Charleston and Dall...Show More
Shahs: Bath Bomb

1:06:44 | Sep 11th, 2018

MJ celebrates her Bridal Bath in this week's Married to Medicine, but will she want to drown her fiancé in it? This week's bonus episode is about Game of Thrones and what books we're reading. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwh...Show More
Married2Med: Nurse Wretched

1:04:32 | Sep 10th, 2018

Married to Medicine, Toya acts like a jackass, Heavenly gets some questionable brain treatment and Simone surprises Cecil with a very conservative portrait. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetariani...Show More
Honey Badger Do Give a F**k

1:18:19 | Sep 7th, 2018

The Real Housewives of Dallas spend their remaining time at Beaver Creek fighting about who's Queen and whose baby is bashing adderall...or something. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To...Show More
Boo, Ya Betch

1:25:11 | Sep 6th, 2018

Carole and Bethenny are still going at it over text messages in the final part of The Real Housewives of New York reunion, but will we find out who gave Ramona a robot eye? This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's poss...Show More
Below Deck Med: Pressing Through to the End

1:16:13 | Sep 5th, 2018

Below Deck Med ends its third season with anger about cancelled trips and hugs for chocolate milk. And hugs, of course. This week's bonus is about Ben's foray into Game of Thrones and Ronnie's possible vegetarianism. To hear it, become a Patreon memb...Show More
Married2Med: Where In The World Is Quad Sandiego?

57:32 | Sep 5th, 2018

The whole gang is here for the season premiere of "Married To Medicine." Even Mariah is back as an official cast member. But where oh where is Quad? We address this and other pressing questions on our latest recap.
RHOD: Up a Beaver Creek Without A Paddle

1:00:20 | Aug 31st, 2018

Everyone on "Real Housewives of Dallas" is getting along so well! Until they're not. The ladies head to Beaver Creek, CO to enjoy a long weekend in Kameron's family house, and it's not long before our resident Big Bird is harping on being excluded fr...Show More
RHONY: Best Friends for Never

1:07:58 | Aug 31st, 2018

The "Real Housewives of New York" reunion part 2 brings us the main event we've all been waiting for. No, not the grand unveiling of Sonja's toaster oven. We're talking about Carole and Bethenny going toe-to-toe in Andy Cohen's three ring circus. Who...Show More
Below Deck Med: Lady and the Tramp Stamp

1:08:11 | Aug 29th, 2018

Below Deck Med begins its final charter for the season. Will Hannah get her plane ticket refunded? Will Sandy resist chips? And will any woman on this show ever stand up to Zim? This week's bonus episode is about our tour through Luann destinations i...Show More
RHOC: A-hole in One

1:08:03 | Aug 28th, 2018

The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County celebrate birthdays by golfing together and fighting over who accused Emily's asshole husband of being an abusive asshole husband. Tamra started it. This week's bonus episode is about our tour through Lu...Show More
Revisiting the RHOA Series Premiere - Live from Atlanta!

1:25:20 | Aug 27th, 2018

We took our show to Atlanta over the weekend, and what better way to celebrate the hottest town in reality TV than by taking a trip in the wayback machine and revisiting the first episode EVER of "Real Housewives of Atlanta"? This was back when Nene ...Show More
Mom's The Word - Live from Atlanta!

1:23:36 | Aug 26th, 2018

This week's "Real Housewives of Dallas" is all about mothers and daughters, which meant there was lots of Dee Simmons, lots of Baby Bruin, and lots of Kameron Westcott, Private Eye. Come listen to our recap, which we recorded live in Atlanta with a s...Show More
RHONY: Nutcrackers, Drunks, and Jill Zarin - Live from Palm Beach

1:31:40 | Aug 24th, 2018

The first part of the Real Housewives of New York reunion was so epic that we could recap it from only one place: WEST PALM BEACH. Yes, it's another live show, and this time we have special guests: Captain Lee ("Below Deck") and Lea Black ("Real Hous...Show More
Below Deck Med: Broken Arrow

1:06:31 | Aug 22nd, 2018

The self help douche ends his trip on Below Deck Med. Will he come through and stab Zim in the throat?  This week's bonus episode is about HBO shows, Big Brother, and Housewives books on Amazon.. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/wat...Show More
RHOC: Got Milkman?

59:06 | Aug 21st, 2018

This week on "Real Housewives of Orange County," Shannon milks David for some moolah, and Kelly milks a milkman for... Mexican food? Or something like that. Come check out our recap of the latest episode!
F You, Weirdo!

1:01:41 | Aug 20th, 2018

It's the final installment The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion. Will the husbands take responsibility? Will Michael cry for a good reason or a dumb one? And why is Chris manspreading?  This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey thr...Show More
Shahs of Sunset: Put a Sock in It

1:23:55 | Aug 17th, 2018

The Shahs of Sunset get charitable this week and MJ plans her wedding from her couch. Hero.  This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey through Italy. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Ed...Show More
RHOD: The Mother of All Premieres

1:05:37 | Aug 16th, 2018

"Real Housewives of Dallas" is back, and the storms are already brewin'. LeeAnne is trying to tame her amygdala, Brandi is trying to tame her kids, and D'Andra is trying to tame Dee. Don't think any of those things are going to happen anytime soon. C...Show More
RHONY: Hashtag Jovani&Frenemies

1:21:40 | Aug 16th, 2018

It's the season finale of Real Housewives of New York. Luann gets her cabaret night debut and Dorinda gets to scream "JOVANI" a lot while not drunk at all. This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey through Italy. To hear it, become a...Show More
BelowDeckMed: Bittersweet Zim-phony

1:19:01 | Aug 15th, 2018

So much happened on "Below Deck: Mediterranean" this week. Joao talked about Zimbabwe, Joao called Hannah materialistic, Joao talked about Zimbabwe, Adam froze fish, Joao talked about Zimbabwe, and a motivational speaker came on board to rhyme things...Show More
RHOC: Texas Scold'em

1:08:23 | Aug 14th, 2018

The Real Housewives of Orange County have a poker party, but can Vicki make it all the way through without being cried at? Probably not. This week's bonus episode is about Ben's emotional journey through Italy. To hear it, become a Patreon member at ...Show More
RHOP: Reunited and It Feels So Messy

1:10:58 | Aug 13th, 2018

Ben and Ronnie reunite just in time for another reunion: The Real Housewives of Potomac! It's part one of their big couch moment, and the messiness is coming hard and fast. We break it down the only way we know how: with ridiculous impersonations. Co...Show More
Shahs: Unhappy Shah-lentines Day! w Guests Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard

53:30 | Aug 10th, 2018

Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard (Dumb Gay Politics, The People's Couch) join Ronnie on Ben's last day off to giggle about Shahs of Sunset and getting homesick for LA rubber faces. Enjoy!  This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For La...Show More
RHONY: House Shun-ters

1:02:53 | Aug 9th, 2018

Ben is still out of town, so Ronnie takes another solo swing at the Real Housewives of New York. I mean, Ronnie's AGELESS AMMIRITE? Enjoy!  This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, be...Show More
BelowDeckMed: Dick Schtick w Guest Kate Chastain

56:52 | Aug 8th, 2018

Nothing better than spending an episode with the incomparable chief stew Kate Chastain (Below Deck, After Deck Podcast) while Ben is away on a cruise of his own. Enjoy!  This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festiv...Show More
RHOC: Casa Black w/ Lea Black

52:23 | Aug 7th, 2018

Ronnie went up to the Hollywood Hills to visit Lea Black (Real Housewives of Miami, Lunch W Lea Podcast) for a chat about RHOC This isn't a standard Crappens recap because we couldn't stop changing the subject. We'll be back to normal recap mode next...Show More
RHOP: Pizza, She Wrote w/ Special Guest Rae Sanni

1:14:04 | Aug 6th, 2018

Rae Sanni (The Good Place, Rel and the Mysandry Podcast) joins Ronnie to talk trash about the Real Housewives of Potomac season final while Ben is away. The great pizza mystery is solved. OR IS IT? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the J...Show More
Bonus: Two Judgey Girls. Well, One

34:43 | Aug 5th, 2018

Mary of Two Judgey Girls fame joins Ronnie to talk over the epic boat trip from hell on Real Housewives of New York and gossip about lots of garbage people. Find their podcast on whatever app you listen on and follow them on insta @@ This week's bonu...Show More
Shahs of Sunset: Persians in the Attic w/ Guest Lara Shoenhals

1:15:27 | Aug 3rd, 2018

The Shahs of Sunset returns with a group trip to the ever so glamorous Big Bear. Will the new guy bone GG? Who's life will Reza try and ruin this year? And what's up with the brother and sister that wants to make out? Enjoy!  This week's bonus episod...Show More
RHONY: Woah-tanic

52:40 | Aug 2nd, 2018

The ladies of Real Housewives of New York end their trip to Colombia with a boat ride from hell and Ronnie is left alone to cover it while Ben is on a boat trip of his own? Will this whole show sink? This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the...Show More
BelowDeckMed: Sandy Has Coke Zero Tolerance

1:03:21 | Aug 1st, 2018

Major drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Captain Sandy is on the verge of firing Hannah Banana after the chief stew takes waaaay too long to drink a refreshing Coca Cola beverage. And if that weren't bad enough, Hannah then has to deal with the imp...Show More
RHOC: Mexico-Conspirators

54:56 | Jul 31st, 2018

Vicki, Shannon, and Tamra are BACK, and to celebrate the return of their friendship, they've headed down to Mexico to do shots, show their tits, and break their ankles. Just another day on "Real Housewives of Orange County."
RHOP: It's Not Delivery, It's Di-Robyn-o

57:25 | Jul 31st, 2018

The ladies of "Real Housewives of Potomac" are back from France, which means it's time to get back to what they do best: harping on Karen's living situation. Does she live in her house? Or is she slumming it in a townhome? There's only way to get to ...Show More
RHONY: A Tale of Two Biddies

1:06:27 | Jul 28th, 2018

The Real Housewives of New York are still in Colombia, and we’re in Montreal for the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival! Best night ever. Thanks to everyone who came out and made us feel like rockstars.  **Crappens Live is coming to West Palm Beach and ...Show More
SouthernCharm: Hi Ashley

1:29:46 | Jul 27th, 2018

The epic season 5 of "Southern Charm" draws to a close with the explosive arrival of Ashley at the reunion. Does she finally express regret? Will she prove herself to be far from the monster she's been? Will she emerge the tragic hero? Spoiler alert:...Show More
Below Deck Med: Superstorm Sandy

52:08 | Jul 25th, 2018

Captain Sandy loses her banana this week on Below Deck Med, and Hannah is in deep doggy do. This week's bonus is our trip to Philly and our night out with Patricia, Kathryn, Michael and Whitney from Southern Charm. To hear it, become a Patreon member...Show More
RHOC: Much a Deuteronomy About Nothing

1:15:30 | Jul 24th, 2018

After two years of stirring gay rumors about him, Vicki must now apologize to Eddie on "Real Housewives of Orange County." And if that weren't bad enough, she then has to face the wrath of a Kelly. It ain't easy being a Gunvalson! Plus, we meet new h...Show More
RHOP: French Toasted

47:45 | Jul 23rd, 2018

The Real Housewives finish up their trip to Cannes by getting drunk at a vineyard. Will Candiace be able to jumpstart one decent fight in her maiden season? Will Gizelle be able to keep her fights going? One thing is for sure. Karen's marriage is an ...Show More
SouthernCharm: You Reap What You Sew (in 3D!) - Live from Philadelphia

1:42:14 | Jul 21st, 2018

Night number two in Philadelphia brings us night number one of the "Southern Charm" season 5 reunion. Hurricane Ashley rumbles on the horizon, but for now we have the joyful, adorable delusion of Craig to occupy our time. He's just the best. And the ...Show More
RHONY: CartagenaAAAS KWEEN! - Live from Philadelphia

1:41:10 | Jul 20th, 2018

RHONY went to Colombia, and it was so epic we had to travel to Philadelphia just to recap the whole thing. Recording from World Café Live, we take on part 1 of the epic, epic trip. From Ramona's wheelchair to Bethenny's allergic/panic/jealousy attack...Show More
BelowDeckMed: Patient Zero Patience

1:04:18 | Jul 18th, 2018

Below Deck Med gets the Onion Man back on board, but will Jamie live long enough to hear the pain? It's also the beginning of Captain Sandy losing her patience, which will lead to a tsunami of hugs like we've never seen. This week's bonus is our annu...Show More
RHOC: Roped Into A New Season

59:17 | Jul 17th, 2018

The Real Housewives of Orange County are back, and they're all friends! At least, that's what they're telling us. And we're happy to go along with it. Come join us as we catch up on Shannon's divorce, Kelly's single life, Vicki's love tank, and Tamra...Show More
RHOP: Crepes of Wrath

1:05:06 | Jul 16th, 2018

The Real Housewives of Potomac are still in France to embarrass the rest of America. Will crepes lead to peace? Not a chance. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition Trixie Monocle tees at crappensmerc...Show More
Southern Charm: Winter Ball and Chain - Live From Kansas City

1:55:49 | Jul 15th, 2018

We’re in Kansas City for the Southern Charm Finale and couldn’t be more grateful. There’s a Winter Ball, a classic Cameran callout, and an Ashley crash and burn! Enjoy!  **Crappens Live is coming to Philadelphia, Montreal, West Palm Beach and Atlanta...Show More
RHONY: Unsafe At Any Speed Dating - Live from St. Louis

1:39:17 | Jul 14th, 2018

The ladies of RHONY go speed dating, and it goes about as miserably as you can expect. But at least we get to see sexpot Ramona in action. Come join us for a raucous, crazy show from St. Louis! If you want to see us live, be sure to get tix at watchw...Show More
Song: I'm a Girl by Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus

01:17 | Jul 11th, 2018

We found an old Trixie Monocle song to celebrate our NEW Limited Shirts: Trixie Monocle and Three Arm Octopus World Tour on sale through July at crappensmerch.com and watchwhatcrappens.com. FREE SHIPPING through July 19th on orders over $40 w code FR...Show More
BelowDeckMed: So Take A Look At Me João

1:01:12 | Jul 11th, 2018

For some strange, unlawful reason, Brooke and Kasey are still smitten by human soda can João, and now it looks like their regrettable love triangle is reaching a head on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Who will João choose? And why is life so cruel to al...Show More
Lea Black's Day Off

52:44 | Jul 11th, 2018

We had another Bravo-less night last nigh, so for today's show we made a field trip to the gorgeous home of the fabulous Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami and Flipping Out. We love this woman! Follow her on insta and twitter @leablackmiami and ...Show More
RHOP: Catch Me If You Cannes

57:13 | Jul 9th, 2018

The "Real Housewives of Potomac" head to Cannes, France, and it isn't long before vicious accusations are hurled and CVS sneakers shamed. It's everything we could want, plus the Prince of Monaco!
Shahs: Shahs of Sunset Season 7 Trailer Breakdown

46:00 | Jul 6th, 2018

The "Shahs of Sunset" are coming back, and the trailer is full of everything we've come to expect: Reza screaming, GG being a disaster, and MJ in crazy outfits. We break it all down in typical Crappens fashion: shot by shot, hair plug by hair plug. C...Show More
RHOD: Season 3 Trailer Breakdown

36:55 | Jul 5th, 2018

The Real Housewives of Dallas Season Three trailer has been released and we are celebrating with a shot by shot breakdown of the insanity.  This week's bonus is a breakdown of the Southern Charm Savannah trailer. To hear it, become a Patreon member a...Show More