Baltimorons Podcast
1) 2025 Nickname Audit
Is it an episode, or a bloodletting...or BOTH?! Featuring your hosts alongside special guests Jake English and the Honorable (Not) Aaron Judge Markovich.
2) Puttanesca Mascarpone
Due process is a strange and heavy meal.
3) 2024 Nickname Extravaganza!
Oh dear we recorded this before Baumann got DFA'd and traded! Featuring the triumphant return of Judge Marko, aka The Unguffable!
4) The Blues
In which Alan and Sam consider the possibility of an umpire conspiracy, and recognize that, as usual, our suspicions are a reflection of our deep-seated inferiority complex.
5) Happy Hollid'oh!
In which some unfortunate predictions fail to come true, but various silver linings still shimmer!
6) Nick News
There's a new Nick in town, and the Baltimorons are unexpectedly bullish. PLUS: did you know Johnny Cueto was still throwing baseballs? Would you like him to throw baseballs...for us?!
7) Exeunt Chameleon
A requiem for the highs and lows of the Angelos era, and some semi-reckless speculation about what fandom might feel like under the Rubenstein Regime.
8) TMB No. 3: O's vs A's - 8/26/1996 - THE THRILLING CONCLUSION
It's 10-10 going in to the 10th! The atmosphere is numerologically fortuitous! The time is nigh for Orioles Magic! But can the Birds (and the Morons) deliver?! Watch along with us here!
9) Self-Own (In A Good Way)
The Morons are joined by Anthony Fiume, Alan's partner-in-witchcraft at Football Club Group, which aims to make good on the original promise of Baltimorons: community ownership of a pro sports team.
10) How to Count Beans
The potentially seismic impact of the Yamamoto contract, and potential new names for Oriole Park at Camden Yards.