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Advice From a Dipshit with Matt Braunger

Matt Braunger

Comedian Matt Braunger's has switched his show over to Advice From A Dipshit! Recording now and soon to launch. Still got a question for this dipshit? Call (323) 763-0228 and leave Matt a message.

32:43 | Dec 18th, 2018

Happy Holiday Spirits Everyone!! Today Matt will be pleasantly surprised with a voicemail from long lost high school buddy, Aaron Leeman. Then he covers a holiday conundrum for a new couple trying to figure out how to split their family time, then di...Show More

50:42 | Dec 11th, 2018

An absolutely extraordinary magician, musician and actor; Rob Zabrecky is on the podcast today with Matt answering questions about how to turn your performance character on and off, as well as how to become a great performer. Also helping a liberal w...Show More
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33:25 | Dec 4th, 2018

Just so you all know a "card" is defined as an amusing person, and it only seemed fitting for our guest Justin Willman, who is both a comedian and magician; to be called a card. Justin helps to today with a student questioning college while in a dead...Show More

29:07 | Nov 27th, 2018

It's great to have Fortune Feimster on the podcast today, helping out with if you should build small town hype by planting a sasquatch sighting, a young chef who might be bored drinking too much and a squirting situation. Also one of our podcast favo...Show More

21:37 | Nov 20th, 2018

It's thanksgiving week and we know you're holding on to dear life at the office, so hunker down and get temporarily distracted with Matt for a few. Today we cover various stages of love; new love with a father of two teenage kids who quite frankly, t...Show More

35:35 | Nov 13th, 2018

Witnessing a classic buddy reunion, Guy Branum joins to help out with the dipshittery and storytelling; covering issues from a young man who travels for work and is looking for balance to an inspiring author who just cannot quite break the publishing...Show More

57:34 | Nov 6th, 2018

Welcome Erin Gibson to the longest episode in history! Is it worth it? Totally, because background comedy life stuff and the joys of comedy houses are covered. Then some big moral quandries of when is it ok to do something bad the feels so good, prov...Show More

40:58 | Oct 30th, 2018

To prepair for work we decide if its ok to get a late night handy at the jack shack and reward our hardwork with a blizzard. Matt also takes on when a missing father comes back into town, an artsit who feels uninspired due to the "impending death or ...Show More

43:07 | Oct 23rd, 2018

Dumb-Da-Dumb-Dumb..DDUUMMBBB! Creepy October time and we have some questions for the Skalr brothers to help tackle.  A guy wanting to spice up his marriage, tainted push up contests, zombie survival strategy and are your parents getting dumber? Just ...Show More

27:37 | Oct 16th, 2018

Back to the basics with the dipshit boss himself, giving out wisdome on mullets and face tattoos, how to support the family after an "unexpected" death, bringing it in with loud neighbors who play shooting games till 3 am and helping you partner loos...Show More

34:40 | Oct 9th, 2018

On a very serious note today with guest Dana Gould, it's time to help a stressed out pharmacist wanting a career change, a 42 year old vibrant woman back on the market and a young vet feeling lost in a dead end job while knocking out school. Also you...Show More

40:27 | Oct 2nd, 2018

With Jen Kirkman there is a lot covered on the Dallas Buyer's Club, technicalities in selling weed or female masturbation in traffic. Say what?! She's also a huge help, via her self help book experiance with separating from a controling ex and when y...Show More

31:01 | Sep 27th, 2018

Everyone be nice. Here we go to cover the ground of wedding guests who don't bring gifts, the mental reality of cheating, a brother using his family visits as leverage in family get togethers or maybe trying something else when working with "unmotiva...Show More

44:26 | Sep 18th, 2018

Welcoming Andrew Santino on the show today, to give his overall pessimistic views to odd situations; like when your ex's start dating, how to get people serious about working minimum wage jobs. Hint:: Don't make love to the dough:: Then with the holi...Show More

32:28 | Sep 11th, 2018

After much anticipation and dipshit promotion, here is the amazing time with comedy start up buddy Kyle Kinane. We help out with a bachelor party in need, explain whirlyball, what do you do when you're a lonely asshole or 23 and feeling like its time...Show More

42:50 | Sep 4th, 2018

Our first guest since the revamp, Open Mike Eagle is here today to add his musically dipshittery for today’s perspective. So we have a rapper turned truck driver who’s feeling the burn, an “uncle to a lot of nieces” who is struggling to recommend the...Show More

31:26 | Aug 28th, 2018

A couple couple conondrums and what to do about marinating cat piss. How to not come off like a contrived dick in your life and cary it over to find a way to tell the boss you're doing double duty. Speaking of double doodie, we have "what comes first...Show More

28:34 | Aug 17th, 2018

It's time to sit down by the campfire with Grizzly Adams and learn how to love your woman, deal with business affairs, start a community block party and decide if you should move to Michigan and open a bar. Also a really tall guy called in and wonder...Show More

33:32 | Aug 9th, 2018

Welcome to our dipshit neighborhood where we blast 80's ballads till 11pm, get landlord write ups for strong cooking and lights being turned on and off too much. You accidentally insult the nice old guy in the parking lot and try not to throw bins at...Show More

24:18 | Jul 26th, 2018

On this episode we meddle in magic, professional wrestling, sci-fi writing and then of course, figuring out how to throw away your trash cans. Seriously! Theres several new angles on matters of the heart, but also if you didn't know a session beer is...Show More

23:41 | Jul 17th, 2018

What do you do when Daniel the putz in the offie makes more money then you? Or you're struggling to lose weight? Well ask this dipshit how to help, sprinkle in a little love advice then reflect on that time you accidentally told off the nice old guy ...Show More

20:14 | Jul 4th, 2018

When you end a 7 year relationship, tell the boss "no", have an identity crisis with a sprinkle of panic attacks... maybe the best thing to do is pack up your family in a van and get out of the 9-5? Or Listen to this podcast as your moment of zen.

24:00 | Jun 26th, 2018

We're championing the nice guy while covering career happiness, answering the oddest dog question ever, breaking down safe spaces and going over road work. What else is there to say beside thank you for not bitching about how, "Nice guys never get la...Show More

26:38 | Jun 19th, 2018

Episode number one...kinda! We are here for the revival. Matt's inspired to crack the mic again with help from the "monster on the boards" Amanda. Today covers drunken heartbreak, third eyes, keeping motivated and new career paths. Who's single, bili...Show More

1:02:02 | Dec 22nd, 2017

Matt takes on your holiday questions as 2017 comes to and end. Keep those questions coming 323-776-3609. We'll see you in the new year.

45:56 | Dec 8th, 2017

Matt sits down this week to give you his thoughts on the all important subject of Pasta sauce. And then we hear about that time Steve Agee and Ellen Page bought roadside shimp together. Keep those holiday calls coming 323-776-3609

43:27 | Dec 1st, 2017

Matt plays tour guide for the city of Chicago, talks about how his parents don't like Will Ferrell, and we have our first holiday call. Keep the calls coming the more the merrier 323-776-3609

44:45 | Nov 24th, 2017

Matt takes an unpopular opinion that millennials aren't causing the problems the rest of his generation says they are. We also get real about death - it brings us together. Keep leaving messages, there are no dumb questions 323-776-3609 also share yo...Show More

47:35 | Nov 17th, 2017

I would do anything for love, even drive to LAX 3 times in one week. Matt straight off of getting married is back taking your calls as the Dirtbag Dear Abby. Want to hear yourself on the podcast? Call 323-776-3609 and leave a message.

42:32 | Nov 3rd, 2017

It's an all you can eat unhealthy amounts of unhealthy candy edition of the show. And Matt constantly brings it back to him. And one special call from one of the hosts of Yacht Rock. That number again is 323-776-3609

45:16 | Oct 27th, 2017

This week Matt takes your calls, lets you know that TJ Miller had sex to his comedy album, and inspires you to "do shit to evolve". The line is always open, call 323-776-3609

47:26 | Oct 20th, 2017

Sometimes you need to bring your own phone to Ikea. Don't get in a minivan with kids, unless it's a Disney show. Keep leaving messages at 323-776-3609

38:33 | Oct 13th, 2017

Matt's back taking your calls, you, your grandmother, chicks named Byron. He talks about Members Only Ghosts, Pirate Alliances and Columbus' PR department. If you want to leave him a message call 323-776-3609

32:36 | Oct 6th, 2017

Doing Drugs: For Fun! Walking away from your baby. Getting a PhD in comedy. And nobody likes under done pizza.

38:35 | Sep 29th, 2017

Sometimes you do comedy in a sex shop, take life lessons from Moby and find babies who look like Winston Churchill.

39:17 | Sep 22nd, 2017

Matt had his bachelor party recently, life after 40 is sweet. We also learn that Matt's dream job is to be a Hot Air Balloon Jouster.

28:58 | Sep 15th, 2017

Live from the High Plains Comedy Festival, Matt takes your questions about therapy, vasectomies, the friend zone, and more!

38:23 | Sep 8th, 2017

Living in LA weather is a different beast than in other places in the country. Nothing is normal in LA. Nothing. --- Don’t miss an episode! Subscribe @ Like what you hear? Check out Steve Agee Uhhh... @ More

37:57 | Sep 1st, 2017

Sometimes you need to go downtown, stand in the middle of the street and watch a good old fashioned fight.

40:14 | Aug 25th, 2017

On this week’s Dear Ding Donger we talk government loans and debt. And to all the slackers in Matt’s Zumba class, get with it!

32:30 | Aug 18th, 2017

On this week’s Dear Ding Donger, we hear about the upstart of Matt in the comedy world. Matt finds out how much extra it costs to taste food before the wedding. And how to have the most low key bachelor party, it’s like the movie Sideways but in Teme...Show More

34:41 | Aug 11th, 2017

In this week’s Dear Ding Donger we find out about reverse natural selection (if you know what that is). From there we hear about Playboy centerfolds on morning radio shows and Matt’s Mom’s rules of baseball. A special shoutout to Joe in Tacoma for th...Show More

52:53 | Jul 29th, 2017

This week we have our first Dear Ding Donger voicemails, and then we take a trip down what life is like post 25, the pains, the aches, and bags of cheddar cheese. We also find out why working out with a hangover is like getting punched in the balls. ...Show More

40:56 | Jul 21st, 2017

Lots to discuss on this week’s episode, like the new call-in feature of Dear Ding-Donger, the recent passing of @midnight (RIP), and some sweaty adventures in Hanoi. Sometimes you just have to keep trekking through the jungle, even if you come upon a...Show More

40:19 | Jul 14th, 2017

Donger’s back from Japan (and the police station) with stories and tips. Like how “Night Fever” by The Bee Gees is the ultimate song-in-your-head bleach. Or where to get your vinyl fix if you’re ever in Tokyo. No Dear Ding-Donger this week, but stay ...Show More

44:29 | Jul 7th, 2017

From atop his tangent-filled soap box, Matt requests that we all stop asking what people do for a living. Comedy is harder than it looks! Sometimes it takes 3 or 4 beers.

40:36 | Jun 30th, 2017

What’s worse than a bad bartender? Matt discusses his approach to his new hour long special. By the way, Portland has more strip clubs per capita than any other city in America.

42:48 | Jun 23rd, 2017

Matt’s back from NY with a satchel of stories, covering topics like late life success, wardrobe mishaps, and grown men acting like babies. Plus, another Dear Ding-Donger segment!

36:33 | Jun 9th, 2017

Do you ever just want to leave the party and read The Exorcist in the backyard? Donger’s dad did. This week, Matt reflects on his vacation with the in-laws, TV shows about comedians, and his favorite wines.

41:11 | May 26th, 2017

This week, Donger finds joy in a surprising Billy Joel performance, faces off with a skittish llama, and feels nostalgic for crappy Vegas venues. In the Dear Donger segment, an aspiring comic gets some open mic advice, and we find out who's getting f...Show More

37:02 | May 19th, 2017

Get Shanghai’d on this week’s episode as Matt kidnaps you and throws you on a ship sailing through the waters of comedy babies, family deaths, and much more. No Dear Ding-Donger this week, but remember to give yourself a break and take a deep breath.

38:57 | May 12th, 2017

The time is right meow for Matt to push this sack of jokes out his comedic birth canal (via his Bridgetown Comedy Festival One-Hour-Special), so check it out. In this week’s Dear Ding-Donger: wallet-friendly death wishes.

39:37 | May 5th, 2017

Matt recalls Richard Nixon who, compared to the right-wingers now, seems cool in hindsight.

40:38 | Apr 28th, 2017

Mark your calendars -- Donger is coming to Portland’s Bridgetown Comedy Festival! He remembers Don Rickles, coins the term Lady Woman, and discusses mourning the little deaths in life. In the Dear Ding Donger segment, Braunger talks CS Lewis, Portlan...Show More

43:27 | Apr 21st, 2017

Hey folks! In this episode: thoughts on weddings in churches, Boston weather, doing radio shows, and getting your act called "cute." In the Dear Ding Donger segment: the Dark Angel of Malaria.

41:57 | Apr 14th, 2017

This week, Donger is thankful for a heartwarming message from a fan and glad he's not bellowing into the darkness. Tales of Chicago public transportation, including the sad old dwarf who misses the train, the racist at the bus stop, and the drunk, an...Show More

45:16 | Apr 7th, 2017

This week Donger has a little essential advice: find a routine, like sex in the park! Other Donger recommendations include the funky soulful album Drunk by Thundercat. Play on loop to test your loved ones. And tea swilling uber villains. Specifically...Show More

43:28 | Mar 31st, 2017

Matt honors the memory of his cousin who passed away from a heroin overdose the day before -- the second such recent overdose death in his family. There is power and danger in loneliness, and we all need to be aware of it. Don’t be afraid to seek hel...Show More

43:34 | Mar 24th, 2017

Hey now folks, Donger's back from Toronto with tales to tell! From giving a news anchor some blunt advice about doing standup to sitting next to two hockey legends named Jacques, the trip was a genuine power play! This episode also features the story...Show More

41:39 | Mar 17th, 2017

Hey, have you heard Donger’s been working out? From sweating it alone in exercise class to being worked out by hunky Australian men, he’s seen it all. Listen in to find out why America shouldn’t be like a bowl full of radishes and why a face tattoo ...Show More

46:06 | Mar 13th, 2017

Friends, DDMB is back in action! Sit back and enjoy your commute as Donger tackles the most serious of topics, such as: back-handed compliments, the advantages of utilizing a cork board, and why you should say something weird while waiting in line. ...Show More

1:08:03 | Oct 24th, 2016

Friends, Jay Larson is a treasure from Boston as much as any bowl of clam chowder or Matt Damon performance. His podcast with Ryan Sickler, "The Crab Feast," is insanely popular and tours extensively. Donger and Jay go back a ways, but don't see each...Show More

1:09:43 | Oct 14th, 2016

Holy balls, this is a fun one. Matt and Apes have been friends a long time, and they make each other laugh really hard. In this hilarious ep they get into a sexually exhausted George Michael, cults and fake hipster messiahs, their beautifully disgust...Show More

1:10:17 | Oct 7th, 2016

Open Mike Eagle is a legendary underground rapper, a fun guy, and a good pal of Donger's. He's perfect for the first of what will be several episodes where Matt brings along a friend to hitchhike with him into the life of you, the listener. Matt and ...Show More

40:43 | Sep 30th, 2016

Hey gang, Donger's back and a-Dongin' for your love. Non-somber (thank the Christ!) topics include: The orange dumbo running for Pres, stepping out of your comfort zone, the new direction of the podcast in the coming weeks, a man masturbating to the ...Show More

39:02 | Aug 11th, 2016

Hey friends, today's DDMB starts on a somber note, as a cousin of Matt's has died from complications caused by drugs. He didn't want to bottle it up, or fake it, so he shares. From there, though, he goes other places. Dealing with disappointments, wi...Show More

40:26 | Jul 15th, 2016

Danger's been in Honolulu, Anguilla, and Halifax. Needless to say, he's got some stories. Trump's new running mate, cheap people, his White Flight co-writer's Emmy nom, and Snapchat all get discussed. However, it's the story of Doug in Anguilla at th...Show More

38:35 | Jun 15th, 2016

Hey guys, Matt here. Talking for myself, for once. Like you, I had my heart kicked in the balls by the horrific incident in Orlando. For this episode I talked a little about how important it is (if you're straight like me) to reach out to show suppor...Show More

38:44 | May 13th, 2016

We're at the end of this fiasco! In the fifth and final of the 100s, Donger gets into "social media actors," learning to ride out your high, the impending news of the renewal (or not) of Agent Carter, and a great book called "The Devil in Silver" wit...Show More

38:36 | May 12th, 2016

Looks like Dong's been in a basement all week recording these, and he's dying. Well, only partially true. He's not in a basement, but he is dying. Slowly, like all of us. He's just not "Dead inside," like boring people say they are. NEW THING! Donger...Show More

38:47 | May 11th, 2016

We're three for three so far on this week-long binge fest, and it a real dooz. Seems ol' Donger was sitting next to a fellow non- dad at lunch, and that guy seemed to think he knew how to raise his friend's kid better than him. Listen to the tale of ...Show More

38:39 | May 10th, 2016

Bashing his way into your car again, here comes Donger for Pt. 2 of his hundreds week. This ep has him freshly back from the Urgent Care section of Cedar Sinai and a gross description of what they did to him (thankfully not with a paperclip) there. T...Show More

38:44 | May 9th, 2016

Well, turns out it's not over, and he's still alive. In honor of this being the 100th episode of DDMB (and his taking MONTHS off (dick)), he's giving us five episodes this week. One for every weekday. Fresh back from Boston with a smashed finger (nat...Show More

1:30:40 | Jan 28th, 2016

Guys, this is me, Matt Braunger, finally not pretending someone else is writing this. I'm doing it because this episode was mind-blowingly good. Janet Varney, who co-runs Sketchfest with Cole Stratton, asked me to do a live DDMB at the Fest. I said, ...Show More

38:56 | Jan 9th, 2016

Ding-Dong! It's 2016. Whoo, got a lot to cover here. Donger's on Agent Carter this year on ABC, White Flight on Comedy Central digital, and want more? A tale of a gigantic thing on a plane that made him delighted. Listen and learn of all t...Show More

42:40 | Nov 6th, 2015

After the longest hiatus ever, MB's back to tell us why. He also talks touring, why he's not playing on Halloween anymore, Drake's slutshaming, podcast empires, and why he's sorry him and Shane Torres ruined it for everybody in the Amtrak quiet car.

41:44 | Sep 16th, 2015

Well, kids, Donger's been-a sweatin' and a-workin'. Seriously, it's been like the surface of Mars with some kind of devil-made humidity we've never had before. It's bad. But you know what's good? This episode! Haha, okay, yeah, that sucked, but CHRIS...Show More

37:12 | Aug 28th, 2015

Yep! A second one! That dummy felt so bad about being away so long he did another podcast for us. This one covers such topics as the text he just sent John Cho, "Straight Out of Compton," and even Star War! Yes! With one R! It's usually meant in a ba...Show More

40:22 | Aug 28th, 2015

Sure, folks, he's been gone for weeks, but he's not dead! In fact, he's got good reasons! Fresh off the taping of his digital series, he's now ready to tell you what it's about. What better topic for a hitchhiking podcast hobo? There's also tales of ...Show More

38:08 | Jul 26th, 2015

Donger's shaved his beard. Listen to find out why. OR to hear about his parents visiting, what casting a show is like, and to hear the ramblings of a caffeineated man. Whichever reason it is, he's with you. Always.

37:18 | Jul 18th, 2015

It's been a week since Matt's been in two other countries plus the Mars-like city of Scottsdale and he's a little disoriented, and on a lot of caffeine. Add the fact that his girlfriend's been over in England for a week and, well, you've got an all-o...Show More

38:07 | Jul 10th, 2015

He made it back alive, folks. Alive with pleasure! Between the heat, the also Mexico, the man-buns, and the food, there's stories galore. Come join DD as he recounts his adventures in a gorgeous pair of countries. And coconuts.

40:31 | Jun 26th, 2015

Hoo boy, today's the day! Dong-Dong's hour special "Big Dumb Animal" is on Netflix. To celebrate, he's leaving the country. Before that, he's talking drugs, a horrible person he had to be around at a party, the Tasmanian Devil tattoo he craves, and m...Show More

40:16 | Jun 20th, 2015

Dong-dong's feeling grateful, come along for the ride! Between the muscle twitch in his chest muscle, his love for Proop's new book, and other randomness, there's new stuff on the horizon for him....and us! Huzzah! Let's roll.

34:22 | Jun 15th, 2015

Oh, boy! Donger's back in your ear for another podcast hitchhiking trip. This time there's a wedding weekend with a show thrown in, the truths of doing @midnight, "Big Dumb Animal" coming to Netflix, and a BIG TOUR on the way. Listen up, buttercup!

42:45 | Jun 5th, 2015

Hello, friends, Donger's back again. The madness has settled, and finally he's found time to get a podcast to you and once again hop into your lives. There's audition tales, a possible goodbye to a favorite bar (and a soapbox moment!), tales of livin...Show More

38:47 | May 14th, 2015

This one got in a little la-tar on the radar, because Donger is moving AND has The Bridgetown Comedy Festival to help run. However, the wait is worth it. The hip new hippest newest show "Connected," the unused term "Frappy," a trip to Maine, why you ...Show More

38:53 | Apr 25th, 2015

It's been a month and change since ol' Braung Dong's been home for a weekend. Time for an announcement of what he's been working on, taking time to express gratitude, the perfect dinner party, Bridgetown, and, of course, fat person sex.

39:33 | Apr 17th, 2015

Oh, folks, this week the bits and tales come faster and more furiouser than that obscure series of movies about cars and beautiful criminals. Donger thinks this new place he and his lady have found is the one, there's new movie sponsors, and more mor...Show More

44:45 | Apr 10th, 2015

Here we are again, friends. This time Donger expounds upon his cousin's dentist who listens in (hello!), the end of binge drinking, reaching out with a desperate tone of voice, and how ghost sirens exist. You're right, it all makes sense!

40:10 | Mar 27th, 2015

Friends, we're back. Right back where we started from. From last night. Listen in to understand. It's fun.

35:42 | Mar 14th, 2015

This week's episode is sponsored by what might be a sandwich and what might be a disgusting sexual act. You be the judge! Also, don't kill yourself and the "men's rights movement" is a joke. Also, more!

35:16 | Mar 8th, 2015

Gang, it's a little shorter this week, but it's better. Listen and see!

37:17 | Feb 21st, 2015

Hey, it hasn't been a good week, but let's get through it. Donger is sad, but he's got some funny stuff to share too. Let's ride.

36:39 | Feb 6th, 2015

Donger's special airs this Friday. Take a deep breath and listen to this week's episode. Also, watch "Big Dumb Animal" on Feb. 6th on Comedy Central!!!

37:28 | Jan 30th, 2015

Hey folks, Braunger's killing time, and killing IT! No? Okay, well, listen in for the fun anyway.

45:03 | Jan 16th, 2015

It's Donger's first live podcast. Enjoy!

45:10 | Jan 9th, 2015

He's doing it live--as Bill O'Reilly night say--in NYC this weekend, so he had to get a practice episode in. Turns out he's probably made a better one than the live one will be, but don't tell the Podfest folks!! Kidding. It's great, but the live one...Show More

39:05 | Dec 12th, 2014

Well, it's not a subtle title for this week's episode, but it's apt. Ding-Donger's got a new special coming out early in the new year. Not that that's all he talks about this time, that'd be SO bullshit. Delving into the story of a young, affected st...Show More

39:28 | Dec 5th, 2014

Well, 'ol party uncle Braung-dong kinda loses it on this one, but it's funny, so that's okay. Crazy how funny saves anything, right? Well, not death itself, but hey. You can't have it all. Seriously though, it's a good 'un. Also, we all die.

40:27 | Nov 22nd, 2014

This week Donger's back in the lab, and it's a half hour again. Phew! Obits, new sponsors, and brand new observations and tales. Hooray!

1:02:23 | Nov 16th, 2014

Ding-Donger hasn't recorded a podcast in a while, so he dug in and gave us the big one. Here it is, the hour-long Ding-Donger with Matt Braunger. It is inarguably the greatest one man comedy podcast episode of all time.

39:12 | Oct 17th, 2014

This week, well, we here at Nerdist will just let you listen. You really need a description? Oh goddamit, fine. Braunger did a benefit for a friend in serious need, and hopes you'll help out. He also just got some good news. There's also him rambling...Show More

39:30 | Oct 3rd, 2014

Matt's been on the road for eight straight nights by himself, and he just had his first so-so show. Ah, it was great, he's just dramatic. Listen to him ruminate on the trip so far from a hotel room all alone. The putz.

38:56 | Sep 26th, 2014

Braunger is on the road again. Columbus, Dayton, and now Indianapolis. He's been up since 5:30 am, driven two and a half hours, did three hours of radio, and now he recorded this. Is it thirty minutes of crap? Hell no! He's a professional. Sure, the ...Show More

38:38 | Sep 22nd, 2014

Donger is broadcasting live from his bedroom because his childhood friend Zach is in the dining room hogging all the space. Join him, he's very alone. Why? Because you'll learn Matt's secrets, the proper way to catcall, how to use the phrase "Speakin...Show More

39:03 | Sep 12th, 2014

Episode 65 has what all the great tales have, both happiness and sadness. And a wolverine. Matt just shot the cover for his new special, and he used a stuffed bear and the aforementioned wolvie for it. Hear his tales of taxidermy, DJing, going home t...Show More

38:59 | Sep 5th, 2014

You've caught Ding-Donger on tour. Lucky you! This time he's in Montana and has some stuff to share. A comedy meth barn, working on creating a sitcom, why lunch (and eating) is wonderful thing (b/c it's always there), doing radio with a possum, and a...Show More

39:00 | Aug 25th, 2014

Braunger jumps in to talk about Burns' thug on The Simpsons, his Thug t-shirt, a couple who chased him down in the street to give him drugs, going on "Feelings hikes" with a male friend, realizing he's a late bloomer, the FYF Fest, and how driving in...Show More

39:11 | Aug 15th, 2014

Matt's in Minneapolis working out new stuff, just locked the new special, isn't drinking right now, doesn't want to wear Cosby sweaters, is hanging out with Doug Benson (who broke up a fight last night), got a bunch of cool records, wants your input,...Show More

55:25 | Aug 8th, 2014

Oh man oh man oh man! Braunger didn't do a DDMB last week because of his birthday (what a child), so this week's episode is 45 minutes long. And change! His weekend in Palm Springs, a realization about his habit to walk everywhere, the time he became...Show More

38:38 | Jul 25th, 2014

Matt made this one earlier in the week, but there's no way you should be able to tell that unless I just told you. Whoops! This, the 60th triumph, finds our hero talking about relationships, being alone, his recent crazy weekend, how you have to acce...Show More

40:01 | Jul 18th, 2014

We're almost to 60 episodes, gang! When we get there, we'll all go swimming and dunk the baby. You'll have to listen to this week's episode to know what the hell I'm talking about. This ep, Matt gets into Weird Al, the taping of his new short film, h...Show More

39:13 | Jul 11th, 2014

Hey gang! Matt spends 22 minutes of this episode talking about getting stoned on camera in "Getting Doug with High," then extolls the genius of online savants Grace Helbig, Mamrie Hart, & Hannah Hart, then explains how he plans on setting fire to him...Show More

39:02 | Jul 4th, 2014

Happy 4th of July, Braungals and Braunguys. Matt's back with some tales again, because it's a weekly show and that's why! He's got the story of "Night of 1,000 Segers," how he almost just hit a guy with his car, getting "made" at the Comedy Store las...Show More

38:53 | Jun 27th, 2014

Taking a break (or maybe not) from rehearsing his song in the upcoming "Night of 1,000 Segers," Matt hops into your brain again. He just got back from driving a combined 60 miles to audition for the role of "Coach" on a sitcom. Yep. Just "Coach." He'...Show More

38:56 | Jun 20th, 2014

This week is a doozy and a half, folks! Lots to cover. Lemonheads in a big box, editing the new hour special, b-day plans, helping a friend in need, depression, Henry Phillips, the short film Matt shot over last weekend, a new Neil Diamond song he's ...Show More

38:53 | Jun 13th, 2014

Summer's underway! And that means a new DDMB. Well, so does Winter, Spring, you get the idea. Hope not having any discernible theme besides Matt Braunger's dumb life isn't driving you nuts. Anyhoos, this week Matt gets into a strange encounter/show a...Show More

38:35 | Jun 10th, 2014

What a week! Braunger's been all over the map. Listen to the tales of his adventures in an all new episode. Old friends, two tapings (one of them too sweaty), a wedding where he got too drunk, doing karaoke with Mom, how fucked up the end of that Gam...Show More

39:08 | May 30th, 2014

Hey kids, it's almost time for Matt to record his new special and he's going bonkers. Let's let him yammer on for a while to calm his nerves. He just got back from Denver, is doing a run-through of his set in Hollywood tonight, just did one of the la...Show More

39:05 | May 22nd, 2014

Holy crap, what a day! Matt just got back from the Burbank airport, where he spent all day waiting to fly and couldn't. Listen to find out why, how he's doing a brand new hour special, why you shouldn't eat old blueberries, and also gratitude.

38:47 | May 16th, 2014

Ding-Dong is back from the festival that robbed us of an episode last week. Why didn't he plan a live one at his own fucking festival? Because he's an idiot. Anyway, this episode is funny and in no way disjointed. Bridgetown, Matt's week, LA's bliste...Show More

38:37 | May 1st, 2014

This episode is fast and furious, like a movie of some weird name about cars. Fresh off just doing another podcast, Donger gets into his friend's amazing new song/video, almost playing a Geto Boys song for his mom as a kid, a charity show this evenin...Show More

38:40 | Apr 25th, 2014

Well, we're barreling through with this crazy 30 minute episodes thing, and so far we're gangbusters. Braunger's got some bad news, but also a lot of good. Tune in for both, as well as stories from his parent's visit, the worst comedy club driver in ...Show More

38:57 | Apr 17th, 2014

Holy crap, you guys. Matt had so much fun doing the podcast last week (the double one, for double fun) that he's doing it for 30 minutes....from now on! We'll see how long he can keep up this Herculean labor. For now, enjoy his thoughts on drinking d...Show More

38:50 | Apr 11th, 2014

Whoa whoa whoa, I know you're all mad, but Matt's got a good excuse. Sure, you'll have to listen to this episode to hear it, but it's worth it. Trust us. To make up for it, here are two episodes in one. Well, actually, just one long one that's the le...Show More

25:30 | Mar 28th, 2014

After trying and failing to record this episode where he meditates (don't get weird, it's his bedroom on a wooden chest (wait, that IS weird)), Matt is back at the dining room table for a new episode. This week he tested and failed to book a third pi...Show More

25:15 | Mar 22nd, 2014

Let's get real, let's get honest. That's where Matt's at today, but it's okay! Bouyed by a better attitude and the fact that he's doing a musical number tonight, Donger's on the up. He's got some stuff to share, including the difference between comed...Show More

26:14 | Mar 16th, 2014

Oh man, SXSW was crazy, but so is life. Donger returns with whole new tales from the Southwest, including a bit of advice first-person inspired by the tragedy from the other day. Sad clown leaves however, and the delight continues. Tune in to see wha...Show More

24:55 | Mar 8th, 2014

Sorry this is so late! There's a good reason, though. Ding-Donger has a Hollywood story he had to live before he shared it, and share it he does. He's also going to Austin tomorrow to be in the madness that is SXSW, and that is also discussed. Two th...Show More

25:15 | Feb 28th, 2014

Good day, Braung-Dongers. Today's journey takes us from Los Angeles to Hoboken, NJ and back again. What a marvelous time to be alive! Donger gets into what he did over the last two days, the wonders of comedians' games and bits with other comedians, ...Show More

25:31 | Feb 22nd, 2014

Episode 40 is here, with Matt getting philosophical about his act, his career, and maybe life. Maybe. Looking at change, wondering about the future, and staring out the window and remembering a dance club in a church back in the late 90s. You know, t...Show More

25:14 | Feb 14th, 2014

Guys, Matt just won @Midnight on Comedy Central and is ready to crow. Actually, no, he's just glad he didn't get dead last a third time. He's in Traverse City, Michigan right now and it's amazing. Please, come into his hotel room and hear some tales ...Show More

25:42 | Feb 6th, 2014

This episode is full bore. Coming off a live taping and still a little sick from the brutal sub-60 degree weather, Matt's got some topics to hit. Stuff like the show last night with Bill Burr, a horrible and wonderful Burr memory, waking up with a wr...Show More

25:21 | Jan 30th, 2014

The beard has been shaven. Tune in to find out why (he had to lose it for a job he had today for the TV--OOPS! SPOILER!). Hint: He wasn't on "Wings." Matt's been doing a lot of sets getting ready for Sketchfest this weekend. Will you be there? Even i...Show More

24:53 | Jan 23rd, 2014

Just back from recording a podcast with an old friend, Matt's got some memories to share on a dark foggy night. Things like the tattooed girl who made up a bullshit excuse to not go on a date, why gay people don't cause natural disasters, a fun game ...Show More

26:42 | Jan 16th, 2014

Here we go. 35th episode, gang. This time 'ol Donger is here to talk old bars having their guts ripped out to make new bars look old, male insecurity and how it relates to getting their haircuts, the stockpile of sad movie screeners Matt's amassed, a...Show More

25:35 | Jan 9th, 2014

It's the first DDMB of 2014 and Matt just pushed a man in a broken-down electric wheelchair up some hills and BOY ARE HIS ARMS TIRED! Seriously, they're on fire. Also, he's going through problems with his girlfriend and split his head open on New Yea...Show More

24:19 | Dec 19th, 2013

It's getting cold outside, but Donger is here to warm you up. Fresh off a nice meet-up with an old friend, he's got some showbiz advice, life observations that won't make you want to kill yourself, and some memories of hanging out with his old friend...Show More

24:22 | Dec 12th, 2013

Hey friends, Matt just got back from watching one of the most disturbing documentaries he's even seen. Let's talk about it. Also, let's get into depression, older guys giving you garbage advise, the problems with the end of the year in general, and d...Show More

23:41 | Dec 5th, 2013

He's back and sorry for leaving you so long! Boy, it's been a time. From flying off to New York again, finding out at the Thanksgiving table which friends have been rated as shitheads online by girls, to figuring out what really counts, here we go ag...Show More

24:08 | Nov 14th, 2013

It's been a real tear that Matt Braunger's been on lately. New York, Philly, DC, Boston, and now Miami. Thank God he has you to listen to his bullshit problems. Well, at least they're funny ones. He hopes.

24:06 | Nov 4th, 2013

Matt's in NYC to be on the Michael J Fox Show and that's why the episode is late. Fuck that guy. Matt, not Michael. HE's a National treasure. Join Braunger in an alley and hear his wild industry tales!

24:20 | Oct 24th, 2013

Live from a Dallas hotel room, Matt is already worn down on the second and last leg of the @Dadboner southern tour. Thanks, Austin beer!! Ding-Donger has news, tales from the road, and a great Usain Bolt analogy for you. So listen in for 15, won't yo...Show More

24:26 | Oct 18th, 2013

Boy, this @Dadboner Tour has been a humdinger. Real amazing times; but with amazing times come worn down comedians. At least in this case. Join ol' Ding Dong as he tells some tales from life on the road a mere 45 minutes from the next show. Listen in...Show More

24:07 | Oct 10th, 2013

Well, not really. Matt was just in a hotel in Cleveland when he recorded it, but he did it live at the time. The Dadboner Tour is starting off and he's super pumped, despite a horrific travel experience just hours before. The story of that, the bruta...Show More

24:22 | Oct 3rd, 2013

The @Dadboner Tour is almost upon us! Look, all ye awesome folk, and be drunk! Or at least happy. This episode is rife with hilarious frustration, as Matt had a bad afternoon at the Red Cross AND the government has been shut down by stupid assholes. ...Show More

24:46 | Sep 26th, 2013

Fresh from the stage at Acme Theater in Minneapolis, Matt's got some tales to tell. Last weekend was the wedding, and it reminded him of a old racist encounter. There's also the wondrous unhealthiness of the Twin Cities, the craziest thing he's heard...Show More

24:01 | Sep 19th, 2013

Guys, bad news. Matt is kinda sick.....of your stupid games! Kidding, he loves them. He's actually under the weather, but still put together a nice ep for you. Fresh from a Chelsea Lately taping, Matt shares an embarrassing story from the day, talks ...Show More

23:52 | Sep 12th, 2013

Matt just got back from being interviewed about Dan Harmon for a documentary, and it got him thinking about honest people. How they're often perceived as rude, why we need them, etc. It mostly got him remembering an incident involving his friend Dann...Show More

23:42 | Sep 5th, 2013

Hey Dings, hey Dongs. Matt has returned from taping a new episode of Chelsea Lately to talk about how Twitter is heroin to comedians, his weekend in Oregon, the best guy at the water park, and how movie stars hilariously cast themselves as badasses i...Show More

24:44 | Aug 29th, 2013

Episode 20! We did it! Matt just returned from the amazingly successful High Plains Comedy Festival, and boy were people high. And fun! Weird! Learn the joy of saying "Let's table this a second," how Matt needs to slow down, the phrase "How'd you get...Show More

23:46 | Aug 22nd, 2013

Oh man, somebody said something dumb and thoughtless to Matt, and she was drunk! Crazy! Well, it's probably the 123rd time it happened in his life. In this ep Matt discusses that, what else you shouldn't say to people, his girlfriend being out of tow...Show More

23:55 | Aug 15th, 2013

Hey Ding-Dongers, right or wrongers, you know who the singer is but you can't remember the song-ers, it's that time again. Matt just got back from San Francisco's Outside Lands and he got to sing (not rap this time) a song. Also with him was Bruce Mc...Show More

23:46 | Aug 8th, 2013

It's been a crazy week for Matt Braunger, who is no longer the birthday boy and is now 29 again, but he's rallying for you in this new episode. His party was fun, he's gearing up for Outside Lands, he has playground punk rock stories, he remembers a ...Show More

23:41 | Aug 1st, 2013

Holy shit, you guys, it's Matt's birthday! Join Matt as he blows your mind telling you who he opened for in Montreal, how great the comics were there, how he tore the roof off the sucker rapping "8 Mile" style, and what's up next. Then he gets sappy ...Show More

24:37 | Jul 25th, 2013

Bonjour! DDMB takes a trip to French Canada for the Just For Laughs Festival. Matt takes us threw his journeys from LA to NY to Mass to Quebec, with stories of his buffoonery strewn along the way. Take a fifteen minute break from your day and listen ...Show More

23:36 | Jul 18th, 2013

Matt inhaled the ice cream cone you see in this picture in under a minute. He's in New York and it's like the surface of Mars outside. Matt gets into his New York past, including a weed-induced trip to near madness in a house club. He also talks abou...Show More

23:45 | Jul 11th, 2013

Hey gang, Matt took some time off from his dumb 15-minute podcast that takes no effort for the 4th. Did he take mushrooms? Listen and find out! He didn't, at least, while he recorded this episode. Matt fills us in on the Dadboner show, the dog nearby...Show More

23:49 | Jun 27th, 2013

Matt just back from Atlanta, and, boy, is his love of trees and strippers tired! This episode 12 gets into the worst show in recent memory, the legendary Claremont Lounge, why he won't bust the 15 minute ceiling, why it's bad when comics say "What el...Show More