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If I Were You

Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld

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Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld offer advice in areas they're qualified to talk about. Also in areas they're not qualified to talk about. Email them with your own sticky situations: IfIWereYouShow@gmail.com
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332: Jake's Lasik

46:44 | May 28th, 2018

In this episode we discuss breast reductions, sex tips, and Jake's songwriting career.
327: Ex Girlfriend's Birthday

41:04 | Apr 30th, 2018

In this episode we discuss sleep masks, apologies, and touch briefly on Amir's new musical.
396: Ice Cream Girl

41:40 | Aug 19th

In this episode we discuss being newly single, high school crushes, and unrequited love. For more advice, check out our bonus Thursday video episodes on our Patreon.
395: Panic Attack

43:15 | Aug 12th

In this episode we discuss Jake's mental health, high school, and dry spells. For more advice, check out our Patreon which has bonus video videos every Thursday!
394: Jake's Birthday Barty

43:03 | Aug 5th

In this episode we discuss Jake's 34th birthday, Amir's music career, and breaking the law in very small ways. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon -- bonus video episodes every Thursday!
393: Running Late

43:14 | Jul 29th

In this episode we discuss racist mugs, smelly thugs, and gift baskets. For more IF I WERE YOU, check out our Patreon -- Bonus videos every Thursday!
392: Blind Date (w/Julia Nunes!)

54:26 | Jul 22nd

Musician and friend Julia Nunes is in the studio discussing flirting, exercising, and laser eye surgery. Get Julia's new album UGHWOW wherever you listen to music.
391: Tongue in Cheek Kiss

43:45 | Jul 15th

In this episode we discuss sexy tattoos, angry boyfriends, and kissing bosses.
390: Shout Out Lightning Round

41:27 | Jul 8th

In this lightning round episode we discuss our favorite weather, our favorite foods, and what Dungeons and Dragons character would Amir be.... WITH A SIDE OF RICE.
389: Sexile Island

42:11 | Jul 1st

In this episode we discuss casual sex with a millionaire, coworker crushes, and fantasy basketball drama.
388: Drake's Wallet

41:13 | Jun 24th

In this episode we discuss pre-marital problems, MMF threesomes, and porn blogs. For more "If I Were You" check out our bonus Thursday video episodes on our Patreon!
387: Prison (w/Middleditch and Schwartz!)

1:14:59 | Jun 17th

Friends and comedians Thomas Middleditch and Ben Schwartz join us live from Thalia Hall in Chicago to discuss foreskin, new pants, and who is 58 years old. Thanks to everybody who came out to HeadGum Live last weekend!
386: Circumcision (w/Nic Rad!)

46:07 | Jun 10th

Friend and father Nic Rad is on the show to talk about difficult decisions, pop music, and of course, ladders. And if you see this in time, come hang out with us in Chicago! HeadGum Live is coming June 14-16 at Thalia Hall! Get your tickets here.
385: To Doink or Not to Doink

49:44 | Jun 3rd

In this episode we discuss oral hygiene, loving thy neighbor, and the Toronto Raptors.
384: The Roommate Switch

48:45 | May 27th

In this episode we discuss ending relationships and ending Game of Thrones... and smiling at yourself. Come hang out with us in Chicago on June 14-16 at HeadGum Live!
383: Ticklish Vagina

41:39 | May 20th

In this episode we discuss laughing during sex, new tools, and a Twitter draft so good, it's worth a Golden Mic award. Still some tickets left to see us in Chicago! Click here to join the party.
382: Game Night (w/Hey Riddle Riddle!)

56:19 | May 13th

Fellow HeadGum podcasters Adal Rifai, Erin Keif and JPC (Hey Riddle Riddle podcast) join us to discuss breaking the ice, solving riddles, and how to poop. For more riddles and puzzles, check out Hey Riddle Riddle on HeadGum. See us all at HeadG...Show More
381: Game of Thrones

48:30 | May 6th

In this episode we discuss hot bosses, motorcycle uncles, and phone numbers. Then Jake gives out this episodes Golden Mic and Turdy awards. Come see us in Chicago on June 15!
380: The Psychopath

46:01 | Apr 29th

In this episode we discuss overthinking pillow talk, underthinking bootie calls, and Jake's newest award. Come see us live in Chicago on June 15 as part of HeadGum Live!
379: Golden Mic

52:15 | Apr 22nd

In this episode we discuss blurry vision, self-defense, and Jake's newest creation: General Cleanliness. Support the Golden Mic Winner (Jake) by purchasing his very own shirt. https://store.headgum.com/collections/apparel/products/general...Show More
378: Sing Along

47:55 | Apr 15th

In this episode we discuss adopted siblings, Jake's childhood, and Amir's LASIK. HeadGum Live! Is coming to Chicago on June 14-16. Come hang with us and our friends -- tickets here.
377: Shart and Dart (Live in DC!)

47:49 | Apr 8th

In this episode we discuss prom-posals, cheating zaddy's, and Amir's new musical. Recorded at the Black Cat in Washington DC!
376: Skinny Condom

46:16 | Apr 1st

In this episode we discuss Amir’s April Fools Day LASIK, coed wrestling, and of course, jade rollers.
375: Home Schooled (w/Kevin Porter!)

44:44 | Mar 25th

Friend and fellow HeadGum podcaster Kevin Porter joins us as we discuss dogsitting, candles, and his podcast "Good Christian Fun!"
374: Pee Tasting (live in NYC!)

50:17 | Mar 18th

In this episode we discuss roller coaster pranks, tutor crushes, and art school threesomes -- Live at the Gramercy Theatre in NYC!
373: Girls on Porn (w/Laura and Rachel!)

54:00 | Mar 11th

New HeadGum podcasters Laura and Rachel stop by to discuss their show "Girls on Porn" and answer as many porn-related questions as we can get through in a good old fashioned porn lightning round episode.
372: Blanket Poop (w/Nicole Byer!)

53:15 | Mar 4th

Comedian and fellow HeadGum podcaster Nicole Byer joins us to discuss dating, flying, and dressing yourself. And for more bonus episodes of If I Were You check out our Patreon page: www.patreon.com/JA
371: Power Move

48:08 | Feb 25th

In this episode we discuss Jake's European Vacation, Amir's potential monovision, and whether its cooler to block or unfollow somebody on social media.
370: Meth Boyfriend

43:15 | Feb 18th

In this episode we discuss Denmark, Cupid, and of course... hooks. Tickets still available to our show in Washington DC on March 9! Come on out and party with us.
369: Long Underwear

44:32 | Feb 11th

In this episode we discuss being pissed off, and getting pissed on. Plus a follow-up pup from an angry girlfriend! For more If I Were You check out our Patreon page at Patreon.com/JA!
368: Small Spoon (w/Geoffrey James)

48:09 | Feb 4th

Friend and resident dumbass is on the show to discuss puking, peeing, and eating ice cream. Plus our Super Bowl bet!
367: Nephew's Haircut

50:41 | Jan 28th

In this episode we discuss DND, DDR, and Amir's previous lives. For more If I Were You, check out our Patreon page!
Bonus Thursday Patreon Episode: Flip Off

15:25 | Jan 24th

A taste of our bonus video episode available in full over on Patreon.com/JA! We discuss book clubs, Vermont, and yes, joy.
366: Unsolicited Advice (w/Jon Gabrus!)

1:29:02 | Jan 21st

In this episode... 90 minutes of unsolicited advice with special guest Jon Gabrus! Plus, our history with guiding people out of sticky situations. Enjoy!
365: Secrets Secrets

43:18 | Jan 14th

In this episode we discuss grinding, smoking, and our new found love of soccer! Happy 2019!
English Premier League Podcast (w/Rahul Kohli!)

56:14 | Jan 11th

The pilot episode of our newest series about EPL Football! Our first guest is actor and Liverpool fanatic Rahul Kohli--He is in the studio answering our questions about British Football and his favorite team. Episode 2 is online as well over at Patre...Show More
364: Magic The Gathering

50:55 | Jan 7th

In this episode we discuss different types of nerds, national parks, and how threesomes are like fragile flowers. And, we cannot stress this enough, we are in the same room.
363: New Years Eve

48:04 | Dec 31st, 2018

In this episode we discuss our cars, our holidays, and our New Years resolutions. Happy 2019, everybody!
362: Christmas Eve

43:36 | Dec 24th, 2018

Ho, ho, ho! Enjoy this special Xmas episode with the family as we discuss when Jesus was born, and whether babies can be born with tattoos.
361: Wingmen (w/Jake Weisman and Matt Ingebretson)

47:37 | Dec 17th, 2018

The funny dudes behind Comedy Central's "Corporate" join us to discuss office holiday parties, investing wisely,, and of course: grapes.
360: Footjob

45:24 | Dec 10th, 2018

The gameboy returns as we discuss pedicures, career advice, and our singing voices.
359: Bisexual Ex

45:04 | Dec 3rd, 2018

In this episode we discuss traveling romance, dealing with maggots, and tea bagging soup. Of course. For more advice... check out our bonus Thursday videos on Patreon.com/JA!
Bonus Thursday Patreon: Tom Cruise

16:24 | Nov 29th, 2018

Here's a taste of today's Bonus Thursday Patreon ep. As always you can watch or listen to the whole thing at Patreon.com/JA
358: Bro Job (w/Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart!)

51:24 | Nov 26th, 2018

Friends and fellow podcasters Grace and Mamrie join us to discuss wedding gifts, hotel safes, and watching movies at 9am. For more Grace and Mamrie check out their podcast THIS MIGHT GET WEIRD!
357: Piece of Shit Car

46:13 | Nov 19th, 2018

In this episode we discuss tubas, masturbation, and surviving NYC on a budget. For more "If I Were You" we're doing bi-weekly bonus video episodes on Patreon.com/JA!
Bonus Patreon Thursday: Bad Teeth (w/Reilly Anspaugh!)

26:02 | Nov 15th, 2018

Fellow HeadGum-er Reilly Anspaugh is in the studio to talk about bad kissers, good hygiene and horrible details about the Twilight Franchise. NOTE: The entire episode is available in both video and audio format on Patreon.com/JA
356: Grammar Nazi (w/Lauren Lapkus and Jon Gabrus!)

55:14 | Nov 12th, 2018

Friends and fellow podcasters Lauren Lapkus and Jon Gabrus join us to discuss splitting bills, midnight shits, and having sex before dinner.
355: Fear the Beard

41:13 | Nov 5th, 2018

In this episode we discuss long walks, open marriages, and Lonely and Horny Season 2 -- available now!
Patreon Bonus Thursday Teaser (w/Megan Batoon!)

18:26 | Nov 1st, 2018

A sample of today's Bonus Thursday Patreon Video edition of our advice show. If you wanna hear more, or watch the whole episode head down to Patreon.com/JA .
354: Hot Professor

51:00 | Oct 29th, 2018

In this episode we discuss pausing a romance, popping the question, and how to reheat french fries. For more "If I Were You" check out Patreon.com/JA for bonus video episodes.
353: Irish Pool Party (w/Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport!)

1:02:50 | Oct 22nd, 2018

Friends and "Hollywood Handbook" hosts join us to discuss fake beer, real babies, and work out regimens.
Patreon.com/JA Teaser Mini Episode

15:23 | Oct 18th, 2018

Here we are, between real episodes, to give you a taste of what's going on over at Patreon.com/JA. We dropped a bonus Thursday video episode of this podcast over there, so we figured we could give everybody a free taste on this feed. For the full epi...Show More
352: The Biggest Announcement

39:43 | Oct 15th, 2018

We're back! In this episode we announce our newest, most ambitious project yet: our new Patreon Channel: Patreon.com/JA . We discuss why we decided to launch this channel, as well as the shows currently on it: A video version of this podcas...Show More
351: Flaming Sock

45:56 | Oct 8th, 2018

In this episode we discuss crying, glasses, meeting Michael Chiklis, and Lonely and Horny Season 2, coming soon to CollegeHumor's DropOut!
350: Dream Cheating (w/Yeardley Smith!)

45:16 | Oct 1st, 2018

Voice of Lisa Simpson, and podcaster Yeardley Smith joins us to discuss bullying, The Simpsons, and her new podcast "Small Town Dicks!"
349: Savor the Sausage

41:04 | Sep 24th, 2018

In this episode we discuss Jake's new hobby and whether or not it's detrimentally odd.
348: Escape Room

42:31 | Sep 17th, 2018

In this episode we discuss baldness, grayness, and stiff backs. Basically, how to get older without really trying.
347: Instagram Stories

41:35 | Sep 10th, 2018

In this episode we discuss teenage sobriety, emotional cheating, and dating your brothers best friend. Hungry for more? Check out Jake on Amir's NBA podcast: BUCKETS!
346: Dungeons and Dragons and Sex

43:54 | Sep 4th, 2018

In this episode we discuss fantasy, role playing, and what its like to cheat on a loved one with a mouse.
345: Jake and Jill's Insane Wedding (w/Jillian Vogel!)

59:39 | Aug 27th, 2018

In this episode Jillian Vogel joins us to recap perhaps the most eventful wedding weekend of all time. Note: This is a true story. Also worth mentioning: BUCKETS! Amir's new NBA Podcast. Subscribe wherever you're listening to this.
344: Favorite Flavors

46:18 | Aug 20th, 2018

In this episode we discuss perfect weather, tattoos, piercings, accessories, cereal, lasik, football, futbol, and our favorite flavors in a Twitter Lightning round for the ages... with a little bit of sleet, though!
343: Tom Cruise

48:12 | Aug 13th, 2018

In this episode we discuss Jake's birthday, stupid cats, and Mission Impossible.
342: Fanny Pack (w/Sean Jost!)

45:41 | Aug 6th, 2018

Friend and lover Sean Jost joins us to discuss choking, strangling, and Hawaiian hot spots.
341: Wiping (w/Jay Mohr!)

44:56 | Jul 30th, 2018

Comedian Jay Mohr joins us to discuss pissing, WhatsApp, and the greatest Chris Farley story ever told. For Mohr, Jay check out his podcast "Mohr Stories!"
340: New Porn (w/Rose McIver!)

47:41 | Jul 23rd, 2018

Friend, actor and voice of HeadGum Rose McIver joins us to discuss ultimatums, gardening, and how porn habits die hard.
339: Bald Spot (w/Murph and Emily!)

45:40 | Jul 16th, 2018

Friends and fellow HeadGum Podcasters join us to discuss British Accents, Amir's D&D Character, and an intense game of Mafia.
338: Class Clowns

46:54 | Jul 9th, 2018

In this episode, our favorite Game Boy returns to discuss funny students, mean teachers and Jake's wedding.
337: Small Problems

38:59 | Jul 2nd, 2018

In this episode we discuss the little things... social media, self awareness, and credit card information.
336: Spanking (Live in London!)

45:41 | Jun 25th, 2018

In this episode we discuss natural disasters, horny mothers, and Australian Vloggers live at the Leicester Square Theatre in London!
335: Euro Trip Lightning Round

53:23 | Jun 18th, 2018

In this episode we discuss travel tips, least favorite cities, and bad addresses in another Twitter Q+A lightning round.
334: Hot Roommate (w/Megan Batoon!)

47:22 | Jun 11th, 2018

Friend and fellow HeadGum podcaster Megan Batoon joins us to discuss flight attendants, affairs, and terrible blog posts.
333: Memory Lane (w/Ben Schwartz!)

54:53 | Jun 4th, 2018

Comedian, friend, and lover Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss comedy writing, early Internet, and his new wine podcast "The Wine Down."
331: Ass Man (w/Thomas Middleditch!)

1:16:21 | May 24th, 2018

Friend and Comedian Thomas Middleditch joins us live in Winnipeg! We discuss real butts, fake teeth, and sibling sex. If you like this live show, come see one for yourself! We'll be in Amsterdam on June 4, London on June 6, and Dublin on June 10!
330: Vaping (w/Sugar Pine 7!)

48:12 | May 21st, 2018

In this episode, Steve, Cib, and James of Sugar Pine 7 join us to discuss kissing, dissing, and car accidents.
329: Instagram Jealousy

43:14 | May 14th, 2018

In this episode we discuss Hollywood, DM's, and Simon & Garfunkel.
328: Birthday Sex

44:21 | May 7th, 2018

In this episode we discuss anime, racism, and birthday sex! Also, if you're in Amsterdam, London, or Dublin, come see us in June!
326: Strip Clubs (w/Thomas Middleditch live in Vancouver!)

56:29 | Apr 26th, 2018

Comedian and Friend Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss STD's, DND, and Canadian Folk Hero Stan Rogers. Recorded Live at the Vogue Theater as part of Just For Laughs: Vancouver!
325: Jew Snacks and Life Hacks

46:30 | Apr 23rd, 2018

In this episode we discuss ring foods, cities we've never been to, and how to meet your new best friend, in another rousing rendition of Twitter Lightning Round!
324: Sexy Flashlight (w/Doughboys Nick Wiger + Mike Mitchell!)

51:21 | Apr 16th, 2018

Friends and New HeadGum Podcaster's Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell (Doughboys) join us to discuss procrastination, masturbation, and how to unclog a toilet.
323: Pee Sex (Live in NYC w/Scott Rogowsky!)

44:48 | Apr 9th, 2018

Friend and host of HQ Trivia, Scott Rogowsky joins us to discuss ugly cats, beautiful farts, and natural lubrication.
322: Hall Pass (w/Billy Scafuri!)

48:16 | Apr 2nd, 2018

Friend and comedian Billy Scafuri joins us to discuss hip hop, long hair days, and Billy's new short film "Triple Kiss!"
321: Bad German Boy (w/Thomas Middleditch live in Calgary!)

1:04:11 | Mar 26th, 2018

Comedian and friend Tommy Mids joins us to discuss Canada, groping, and a mean man named Oskar. Live at MacEwan Hall in Calgary!
320: Prostitute Tips

45:02 | Mar 19th, 2018

In this episode we discuss mother nature, father time, and grandfather pillows.
319: 6-Way Kiss (Live in Austin, TX!)

38:14 | Mar 15th, 2018

Live from SxSW it's "If I Were You!" We discuss sexiling, sexting, and sexy potato chips. Thanks to SiriusXM for sponsoring the digital release of this Bonus Thursday episode! Don’t forget to thank them by using the URL siriusxm.com/headgum where ...Show More
318: Is College Worth It? (with Miel and Demi!)

49:08 | Mar 12th, 2018

Friends and fellow HeadGum podcasters Miel Bredouw and Demi Adejuyigbe join us to discuss private parts, living abroad, and learning how to cook for yourself. And catch our episode of their podcast, PUNCH UP THE JAM, on HeadGum.
317: Secret Honeymoon (w/Geoffrey and Davey!)

47:59 | Mar 5th, 2018

Friends and loved ones Geoffrey James and Dave Rosenberg join us to discuss pizza, live shows, and the great state of Ohio.
316: Brotherly Sex (w/Dave Rosenberg!)

46:28 | Feb 26th, 2018

Friend and fellow HeadGum podcaster Davey Rosenberg joins us to discuss arm wrestling, cologne, and unfollowing ex-girlfriends on Instagram. See us all in Austin, TX live on March 10! Tickets at HeadGum.com/live!
315: Wedding Planner

43:13 | Feb 19th, 2018

In this episode we discuss weird wine, plus ones, and hot professors.
314: Dungeons and Dragons (w/Murph and Emily!)

51:06 | Feb 12th, 2018

Friends and lovers Brian Murphy and Emily Axford join us to discuss paying for sex, writing a book, and their new Dungeons and Dragons podcast "Not another D and D podcast" on the HeadGum network!
313: Poopgate (w/Hayley Marie Norman!)

55:10 | Feb 5th, 2018

Friend and actor Hayley Marie Norman joins us to discuss pussy crystals and stinky roommates.
312: Bad Voice

46:00 | Jan 29th, 2018

In this episode we discuss European First Dates, tennis, and oral hygiene!
311: Hidden Dildos

43:14 | Jan 22nd, 2018

In this episode we discuss mormon parents, annoying brothers, and Jake's Game of Thrones addiction.
310: Unsolicited Advice

43:40 | Jan 15th, 2018

In this episode we discuss nudes, dudes, and cryptocurrency!
309: Two Jakes (w/Jake Weisman!)

49:46 | Jan 8th, 2018

Friend and Co-Creator/Star of Comedy Central's "Corporate" join us to discuss camels, knives, and his new television show coming January 17!
Episode 308: New Years Lightning Round!

46:36 | Jan 1st, 2018

New episode for a new year! Ring in 2018 as we tackle as many questions as possible, while discussing our resolutions, favorite memories, and podcast ideas.
307: Doodie Calls (w/Doug Mand and Jack Dolgen!)

46:38 | Dec 25th, 2017

Friends and fellow Poo-dcasters Doug and Jack join us to discuss clogging toilets, single ply tissue paper, and stinky sisters. PLUS You can hear our episode of their podcast "Doodie Calls" on HeadGum now!
306: Dicklish Tick

43:28 | Dec 18th, 2017

The GameBoy brings his girlfriend by for another epic game. We discuss bad gifts and good boyfriends!
305: Masturbating on a Unicycle (w/Tim and Tom from Complete Guide to Everything!)

46:20 | Dec 11th, 2017

Friends and fellow HeadGum podcasters join us to discuss Hamilton, Disney Princesses, and prank calls.
304: Why Won't You Date Me (w/Nicole Byer!)

47:23 | Dec 4th, 2017

Friend and Comedian Nicole Byer joins us to discuss rejection, dating apps, and her new HeadGum podcast!
303: Wild Goose Chase

41:07 | Nov 27th, 2017

In this episode we discuss new phones, old habits, and Shakespeare, mother!
302: Bachelor Party

39:33 | Nov 20th, 2017

In this episode we discuss Alaska, awkward gifts, and alphabetical order.
301: Baby Voice (w/Rob Huebel!)

52:03 | Nov 13th, 2017

Comedian, friend, and father Rob Huebel joins us to discuss loud sex, celebrity encounters, and his new show, "Do You Want To See a Dead Body?". Check out Rob Huebel in Do You Want to See a Dead Body, 10/21 on YouTube Red.
300: A Celebration (w/Ben Schwartz!)

1:00:35 | Nov 6th, 2017

Friend, comedian, lover Ben Schwartz joins us to celebrate our 300th episode by discussing chipmunks, how to be funny, and his new book!
299: Two Cats (w/Brian Murphy!)

49:25 | Oct 30th, 2017

Comedian and Friend Brian Murphy joins us to discuss dungeons, dragons, and flash mob break ups.
298: Smoking Ferns (w/Megan Batoon!)

49:24 | Oct 23rd, 2017

Dancer, YouTuber, and new friend Megan Batoon joins us to discuss airports, alcohol, and her delicious cookies.
297: Lightning Round 4 (w/Geoffrey James!)

51:40 | Oct 16th, 2017

Friend, co-worker, and dumbass Geoffrey James join us to tackle as many questions as possible.
296: F•R•I•E•N•D•S

42:31 | Oct 9th, 2017

In this episode we discuss Snapchatting, obsessing, and going away to college.
295: Dog Lover (w/Hoodie Allen!)

45:41 | Oct 2nd, 2017

Rapper and Friend Hoodie Allen joins us to discuss sex toys, trust issues, and ideas for an Australian rap/podcast tour.
294: Drunk Texting

46:15 | Sep 25th, 2017

In this episode we discuss pajamas, will power, and living with your ex.
293: Step Sibling Sex (w/Geoffrey James!)

47:27 | Sep 18th, 2017

In this episode we discuss bad noises, good jelly, and our live show at UCB Theatre on September 27!
292: Yoga Privates (w/Phil and Mike!)

45:11 | Sep 14th, 2017

Co-creators of HBO's "Animals" Phil Matarese And Mike Luciano join us to discuss how jobs are like lovers, and the road to making their television show.
291: Porno Game Shows

45:27 | Sep 11th, 2017

In this episode we discuss creepy dealers, German cheaters, and who should pay on the first date.
290: Worst Best Man

44:49 | Sep 4th, 2017

In this episode we discuss boots, best friends, and birth control.
289: Engaged

45:10 | Aug 28th, 2017

In this episode we discuss age, fiancés, and cross dressing.
288: Butt Plug (Live in Montreal!)

54:20 | Aug 21st, 2017

We discuss urine, breast milk, and other bodily fluids live at Just For Laughs comedy festival in Montreal! With special appearance by friend/comedian Jon Gabrus.
287: Hypnosis (w/ Brian McElhaney & Nick Kocher AKA BriTANicK!)

50:21 | Aug 14th, 2017

Fellow comedy duo, BriTANicK joins us to discuss olives, little sisters, the Mario Bros.
286: Lightning Round 3 (w/Geoffrey James + Interns!)

58:12 | Aug 7th, 2017

In this special episode we grab Geoffrey James and HeadGum Interns to discuss nectarines, flying, freshmen, basketball, hamburgers, wallets, masturbation, Tinder, showers, swearing, and Los Angeles! Thanks to Reilly, Nic, Saba, Santos, Eagle, Lauren,...Show More
285: Sexiled Roommate (w/Gabrielle Elyse!)

41:43 | Jul 31st, 2017

Friend/actress Gabrielle Elyse joins us to discuss crushes, condiments, and online college.
284: Jakes Moms Cookies

42:14 | Jul 24th, 2017

In this episode we talk about braces, blow jays, and being a creep. And also, Jake's Mom's Cookies. We're in Montreal for JFL this week! Get your tickets here.
283: Prank Wars (w/Streeter Seidell!)

51:50 | Jul 17th, 2017

Friend and lover Streeter Seidell joins us to discuss catfishing, dick pics, and old videos. Come see our live show in Montreal! July 25 as part of JFL comedy fest.
282: Is It Cheating If...

45:54 | Jul 10th, 2017

In this episode we discuss getting grossed out and turned on. Also, tennis. See us in Montreal! Live "If I Were You" on July 25.
281: Sex Party (w/Gaby and Allison!)

1:05:10 | Jul 3rd, 2017

Comedian and friends Gaby Dunn and Allison Raskin join us to discuss polyamory, sexuality, and their book. Things get extra real.
280: Broken Wiener (live in Portland!)

53:18 | Jun 26th, 2017

In this episode we discuss good relationships, bad shits, and ugly lovers. Recorded live at Mississippi Studios, in Portland, OR! Brought to you by Spoke.
279: Mona Lisa

43:28 | Jun 19th, 2017

In this episode we discuss pissing style, missing smiles, and kissing piles. Well, actually just the first one, but man it's fun to rhyme! Also, we talk about instituting some new segment ideas! Let us know what you think on twitter. Do people read t...Show More
278: Street Fighter Sex

46:38 | Jun 12th, 2017

In this episode we discuss class clowns, mad dads, and bad tats. Questions compiled by our new awesome summer interns!
277: Instagram Girlfriend (w/Mike Karnell and Dave Rosenberg!)

45:17 | Jun 5th, 2017

Two Twinnovation boys join us to discuss dating apps, whipped cream, and snout outs.
276: Sweet Boys

46:10 | May 29th, 2017

In this episode we discuss eskimo brothers, real brothers, and Duke Men's Basketball Coach, Mike Krzyzewski.
275: Hangover Routine

44:55 | May 22nd, 2017

In this episode we discuss bird names, Instagram games, and the rare F-Buddy Zone.
274: Butts and Butts

44:02 | May 15th, 2017

In this episode we talk about geography, flatulence, and the unbearable lightness of woke.
273: Shallow Boyfriend (Live in Denver!)

53:51 | May 8th, 2017

In this episode we discuss good friends, bad people, and ugly voices -- live at Comedy Works in Denver, CO!
272: Return of the Game Boy

48:56 | May 1st, 2017

The Game Boy returns to discuss crushing, sweating, and Jake's feet.
271: Two Cam Girls

43:06 | Apr 24th, 2017

In this episode we talk about airplane problems, Buzzfeed quizzes, and weed.
270: Nipples

43:06 | Apr 17th, 2017

In this episode we discuss cats, threesomes, and terrible TV Etiquette.
269: Mom on Blast

51:17 | Apr 10th, 2017

In this Twitter lightning round episode we discuss pigs, jeans, candy, beards, Los Angeles, ice cream, bangs, the kiekel, and the worst kind of person!
268: Sex Diary

50:35 | Apr 6th, 2017

The Gameboy invites us to his house to play a round of his sick game. We discuss sex diaries, walking with your mom, and the most illegal things we've done. This episode brought to you by Article.com. Head to http://www.article.com/ifiwereyou for ...Show More
267: Nipple Hair (w/Hoodie Allen!)

1:00:37 | Apr 3rd, 2017

Rapper and Friend Hoodie Allen joins us to discuss pranks, jewelry and spatulas.
266: Danish

46:25 | Mar 30th, 2017

In this episode, we discuss cartoons, pastries, and the morning after. Live from Amir's house! This episode brought to you by Article.com. Head to article.com/ifiwereyou for $50 off your purchase of $100 or more. Video also available on youtub...Show More
265: VR Porn (live in Melbourne!)

58:54 | Mar 27th, 2017

We discuss hitchhikers, fleshlights and sticky showers at the Athenaeum Theatre in Melbourne, Australia!
264: Seal the Deal

46:41 | Mar 20th, 2017

In this episode we discuss typewriting, massaging, and videochatting.
263: Outdoor Sex (w/Rhett and Link!)

45:58 | Mar 13th, 2017

Internet superstars Rhett and Link join us to discuss real friends, fake family, and the McDonalds menu.
262: Passwords (w/Eliot Glazer!)

58:08 | Mar 9th, 2017

Comedian and Friend Eliot Glazer joins us to discuss bad songs and good ideas for this BONUS Thursday Episode! Live shows in Austin and Australia this week! Come see us.
261: Daddy (w/Tim Baltz!)

47:37 | Mar 6th, 2017

Comedian and friend Tim Baltz joins us to discuss breakfast, fighting, and kinky dog whistles.
260: Lightning Round

45:20 | Feb 27th, 2017

In this episode we discuss Hawaii, McDonalds, and how to flirt with a one-armed beauty.
259: Secret Diary (w/Geoffrey James!)

1:01:14 | Feb 20th, 2017

Friend and resident dumbass Geoffrey James joins us to discuss sibling revelry, velcro wallets, and grilled cheese sandwiches.
258: Sex Farts

50:07 | Feb 13th, 2017

In this episode we discuss hot sauce, lasagna, and gas. The three major food groups. This episode brought to you by Dove Men+Care! Help us and our sponsors by taking this survey: http://wondery.com/survey/
257: Netflix and Chill

52:54 | Feb 6th, 2017

In this episode we discuss Kanye's education, Lindsey Vonn's schedule, and our upcoming HeadGum podcast festival in Austin!
256: Jew Trip

47:39 | Jan 30th, 2017

In this episode we discuss cousins, crushes, and commitment.
255: Smile (w/Billy and Adam!)

53:29 | Jan 23rd, 2017

Friends and fellow HeadGum podcasters Billy and Adam join us to discuss virginity, anxiety, and how to change the world.
254: Topless Tuesday

50:56 | Jan 16th, 2017

In this episode we discuss new years resolutions, oral sex, and selfies.
253: Britney Spears

51:21 | Jan 9th, 2017

In this episode we discuss High School cliques and basketball tricks. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and TrackR!
252: eTemple (w/Laura Hurwitz!)

55:57 | Jan 2nd, 2017

Jake's mother joins us to discuss parenthood, religion, and Jake's biggest fears. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox and Casper!
251: Santa Clause

47:09 | Dec 26th, 2016

In this episode we discuss the holidays, New Years Eve, and student loans. Thanks for listening this year! This episode is brought to you by the HeadGum Store and Seeso!
250: Going Down (w/Jon Gabrus!)

53:26 | Dec 19th, 2016

Friend, Comedian, and Uncle Jon Gabrus joins us to discuss stress shitting, book returning, and oral sexing. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, and Seeso!
249: Snapchat (w/Gil Ozeri!)

58:23 | Dec 12th, 2016

Friend/comedian/lover Gil Ozeri joins us to discuss cousins, birth control, and his popular Snapchat account. Brought to you by BlueApron, TrunkClub, and the new HeadGum store!
248: Facial (w/Mike Karnell!)

55:16 | Dec 5th, 2016

Mama Bear and friend Mike Karnell is back on the show to discuss losing weight and saying I love you. Episode is brought to you by MeUndies, Seeso, and Squarespace!
247: Unhinged

44:53 | Nov 28th, 2016

In this episode we discuss one night stands, team captains and when to delete dating apps. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, ZipRecruiter, and Leesa!
246: Hot Bully

51:06 | Nov 21st, 2016

In this episode we discuss the truth behind jokes and our new HeadGum store! This episode is brought to you by Seeso and Indochino!
245: Weird Science (w/Dan Levy!)

42:04 | Nov 14th, 2016

Comedian/Friend Dan Levy joins us to discuss long distance relationships and college comedy shows. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and Indochino!
244: Female Condom

38:29 | Nov 10th, 2016

In this episode we discuss safe sex, inheritance, and one night stands. This BONUS THURSDAY episode is brought to you by Leesa.com and TrunkClub!
243: Morning After Trump

39:00 | Nov 9th, 2016

Bonus non-advice episode in which we decompress and discuss Donald Trump beating Hillary Clinton to become the next president of the United States of America.
242: Snoring

48:27 | Nov 7th, 2016

In this episode we discuss babysitting, sympathy, and home ownership. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, ZipRecruiter, and Indochino!
241: Cam Girls

41:26 | Oct 31st, 2016

In this episode we discuss gratuity, jealousy, and virginity. This episode is brought to you by DSTLD.com, MeUndies, and Squarespace!
240: Cavity (Live in Chicago!)

50:21 | Oct 24th, 2016

In this episode we discuss bleeding, tasting, and poisoning. This episode is brought to you by Leesa, ZipRecruiter, and Seeso!
239: Cousins

40:19 | Oct 20th, 2016

In this episode we discuss new names, new apps, and digital scales. BONUS THURSDAY Episode brought to you by Squarespace and PetNet!
238: Evolution

38:43 | Oct 17th, 2016

In this episode the game boy returns and we discuss wrestling, religion, and playing with fire. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and NatureBox!
237: Motorcycle (Live in Toronto!)

47:04 | Oct 10th, 2016

In this episode we discuss sexy cars and skinny dipping live at JFL42 in Toronto! This episode is brought to you by DSTLD jeans, BlueApron.com, and TrunkClub.com.
236: Bad Laugh (w/Grace Helbig!)

1:00:32 | Oct 3rd, 2016

Friend and comedian Grace Helbig joins us to discuss honesty, burping, and four minutes of unbroken eye contact. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, and Squarespace!
235: Tobacco (w/George Basil!)

51:57 | Sep 26th, 2016

The friend, the myth, the legend George Basil joins us to dispense wisdom on mentors, soulmates, and cigarettes. This episode is brought to you by Harrys, FrameBridge, and Squarespace
234: Bar Mitzvah Kiss

42:37 | Sep 19th, 2016

In this episode we discuss pride, fax machines, and ghosting's ugly cousin: Benching. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and NatureBox!
233: Baby Names (w/Pat Cassels!)

51:27 | Sep 12th, 2016

Emmy nominated friend Pat Cassels joins us to discuss hot friends, terrible pets, and pregnant men. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, FrameBridge, and TrunkClub!
232: Bad Kiss (w/Arielle Vandenberg!)

48:23 | Sep 5th, 2016

Friend and Comedian Arielle Vandenberg joins us to discuss sexting, cheating, and her new podcast (hopefully.) This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and Harry's!
231: Prostitution

45:53 | Aug 29th, 2016

In this episode we discuss parties, balloons, and sleeping with coworkers. This episode is brought to you by WarbyParker and Squarespace!
230: Pride

43:18 | Aug 22nd, 2016

In this here episode we discuss ex-girlfriends, ex-boyfriends, and foliage. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, FrameBridge, and NatureBox!
229: Trump

37:38 | Aug 15th, 2016

In this episode we discuss sisters, stalking, and our Eurotrip. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and Tidal!
228: Potato (live from Dublin w/Ben Schwartz!)

1:14:47 | Aug 8th, 2016

Comedian/Friend Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss childhood hobbies, Irish memories, and American references at the Vodafone Comedy Festival in Dublin, Ireland! This episode is brought to you by Casper and TrunkClub!
227: Pokemon Go (with Travis McElroy!)

55:03 | Jul 31st, 2016

We are joined by fellow advice podcaster Travis McElroy to discuss pain, pleasure, and the difference between a canoe and a kayak. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and Squarespace!
226: Hot Tutor (w/Ramou Sarr!)

50:19 | Jul 25th, 2016

Friend/Fellow HeadGum Podcaster Ramou Sarr is in the studio to discuss dogs, boobs, and Bieber. This episode is brought to you by Framebridge.com and NatureBox.com!
225: Good Guy

53:37 | Jul 18th, 2016

In this episode we discuss being serious, being drunk, and being a supportive podcast listener. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and Squarespace!
224: Role Play (Live in LA!)

52:37 | Jul 11th, 2016

In this episode we discuss belly button lint, STD's, and kissing your mother, live at Resident in Downtown LA! This episode is brought to you by NatureBox and BlueApron.
223: Sports (w/Mike Karnell!)

48:42 | Jul 4th, 2016

Friend/Lover/Brother/Podcaster Mike Karnell joins us to discuss the thrill of victory, and agony of being punched in the face. This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub and MeUndies!
222: Baton (w/Bo Burnham!)

57:23 | Jun 27th, 2016

Writer/Performer/Peeler Bo Burnham in the house to discuss rich kids, close friends, and his Netflix Comedy Special "Make Happy." This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, TrunkClub, and HeadSpace!
221: Video Games (w/Sam Reich!)

55:39 | Jun 20th, 2016

Friend and lover Sam Reich finally joins us! We discuss height, humanity, and stinky buttholes. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox (http://bit.ly/1idZxFp) and MeUndies (http://bit.ly/ifiwereundies)
220: Peeing Outside

55:54 | Jun 13th, 2016

In this episode we discuss teaching lessons, religious loopholes, and our trip to New Zealand. This episode is brought to you by Casper: http://bit.ly/ifiwerecasper BlueApron: http://cook.ba/1C7dsXK and Headspace: http://bit.ly/1YJfZmT
219: Olive Oil (w/Billy and Adam!)

47:47 | Jun 6th, 2016

Friends and Fellow HeadGum Podcasters, Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick join us to talk about grinding, gaming, and garage doors. This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub and MeUndies.
218: Choking

44:11 | May 29th, 2016

In this episode we discuss auto-erotic asphyxiation and sibling lookalikes. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, HeadSpace, and TheTracker!
217: Let's Go! (w/Hoodie Allen!)

52:15 | May 23rd, 2016

Rapper and Friend Hoodie Allen joins us to discuss gold diggers, summer camps, and whiskey dicks. This episode is brought to you by TheTracker, BlueApron, and Squarespace.
216: Cool Snack

42:04 | May 16th, 2016

In this episode we discuss coffeeshops, immortality, and partying with your dad. This episode is brought to you by HeadSpace and MeUndies!
215: Prom Season

47:54 | May 9th, 2016

In this episode we discuss prom night, prom-posals, and prom-ises that were meant to be broken. This episode is brought to you by TheTracker.com, Squarespace, and BlueApron!
214: Sex Dream (w/Rahul Kohli!)

54:22 | May 2nd, 2016

Actor and friend Rahul Kohli joins us to discuss James Bond, astrology, and going dutch. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and Trunk Club!
213: Lactose Intolerant

54:04 | Apr 25th, 2016

In this episode we discuss perfect endings, new beginnings, and the loneliest places on earth. This episode is brought to you by HeadSpace, ScoreBig, and Squarespace!
212: Tampon (w/Ariana Madix!)

45:55 | Apr 18th, 2016

Actor/Friend Ariana Madix joins us to discuss fiancées, divorcées, and Vanderpump Rules. This episode is brought to you by TheTracker.com, MeUndies, and BlueApron!
211: Phone vs. Wallet

47:03 | Apr 12th, 2016

In this episode we discuss trains, shows, and highly gifted teens. This episode is brought to you by ScoreBig.com, HeadSpace, and Squarespace!
210: Lonely and Horny

46:47 | Apr 8th, 2016

In this episode we discuss anxiety, manners, and our new show! This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub and BlueApron!
209: Friend Group (w/Lauren Lapkus!)

45:05 | Apr 4th, 2016

Comedian/Actor/Friend Lauren Lapkus joins us to discuss TV shows, long distance relationships, and Jurassic World. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and TheTracker.com
208: Nerd Cave (w/Caldwell and Nathan!)

53:01 | Mar 28th, 2016

Friends/illustrators Caldwell and Nathan join us to discuss guilty pleasures, anime, and adultery. This episode is brought to you by ScoreBig, Squarespace, and Headspace!
207: Beehive

52:32 | Mar 21st, 2016

In this episode we discuss unspectacular vernacular and when to hit on somebody. This episode is brought to you by TheTracker.com, MeUndies.com, and 2FFilms.net!
206: Chex (Live in Austin w/ Ben Schwartz!)

51:17 | Mar 14th, 2016

Yes dude! Comedian and Friend Ben Schwartz joins us on stage to discuss honesty, self-esteem, and average penis size. This episode is brought to you by BlueApron, Headspace, and Squarespace.
205: Special Announcement

39:37 | Mar 10th, 2016

No sponsors, no questions, no answers. Just a special message about our new project!
204: Sexy Gift

45:39 | Mar 7th, 2016

In this episode we discuss protein bars, full disclosure, and dating apps. This episode is brought to you by TheTracker.com and MeUndies.com!
203: Thick Skin (w/Daren and Will!)

1:07:19 | Feb 29th, 2016

Friends, comedians, and fellow HeadGum podcasters Daren Von Girdner and William Haynes join us to discuss bad roommates, loud sex, and our upcoming shows in Austin! This episode is brought to you by HeadSpace, Squarespace, and Ring.com!
202: Mixed Signals

42:05 | Feb 25th, 2016

In this episode we discuss traveling alone and partying with others. This episode is brought to you by HeadSpace and NatureBox!
201: Search Terms (w/Shane Dawson!)

46:49 | Feb 22nd, 2016

Actor/comdian/YouTuber Shane Dawson joins us to discuss porn preferences and pessimism. This episode is brought to you by TIDAL and Soylent!
Yes Dude (w/Ben Schwartz!)

58:09 | Feb 15th, 2016

Comedian/Friend/Lover Ben Schwartz joins us on this milestone episode to discuss DM's, Snapchat, and sitcoms. This episode is brought to you by Ring.com, BlueApron.com, and MeUndies.com!
199: Homework (w/Brian Murphy!)

45:52 | Feb 11th, 2016

Murph is back! And he joins us to discuss being a 90's kid and songs that will pump you up. This episode is brought to you by TIDAL, and NatureBox.com!
198: Peyton Manning

54:23 | Feb 8th, 2016

In this episode we discuss being funny, being nine, and our Super Bowl billboard bet. This episode is brought to you by Soylent and ClubW.com!
197: Mormon Mama (w/ Laura Hurwitz!)

56:36 | Feb 4th, 2016

Jake's mother joins us to discuss ex-girlfriends, gay boyfriends, and getting into Yale. This bonus Thursday episode is brought to you by Ring.com, Squarespace.com and TrueGrowers.com!
196: Don't Do That

50:04 | Feb 1st, 2016

In this episode we discuss tattoo removal, time travel, and the first HeadGum Podcast Festival in Austin, TX! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and Leesa.com!
195: Caviar

46:15 | Jan 25th, 2016

In this episode we discuss football, pseudonyms, and skeleton keys. This episode is brought to you by ClubW, NatureBox, and CreditKarma!
194: Get At It (w/ iJustine!)

44:34 | Jan 22nd, 2016

Internet star and new friend Justine Ezarik joins us to discuss tattoos, calling dibs, and DJ Dogs. This bonus Thursday episode is brought to you by Ring.com and BlueApron.com!
193: Game Boy

57:00 | Jan 18th, 2016

In this episode we discuss bacne, community college and Swing. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and Leesa!
192: Surge Dude

52:00 | Jan 11th, 2016

In this episode we discuss flirting, the future, and 360 degree cameras. This episode is brought to you by Headspace, ClubW, and CreditKarma!
191: The Emotionary (w/Eden Sher!)

54:11 | Jan 4th, 2016

Actress and friend Eden Sher joins us to discuss new movies, new words, and staying hydrated. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, Leesa, and BlueApron!
190: Best of 2015

45:43 | Dec 28th, 2015

In this episode we revisit our favorite bits, answers, and theme songs from the last year. This episode is brought to you by Headspace, Skurt, and NatureBox!
189: Silver Lining

50:43 | Dec 20th, 2015

In this episode we discuss losing your virginity, breaking up, and our TV pilot. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, Leesa, and ClubW!
188: Red Dot (w/Jonathan, Jerah, and James III!)

52:47 | Dec 14th, 2015

Friends and hosts of "Black Men Can't Jump in Hollywood" join us to discuss ghosting, fading away, and unread texts! This one is a party. This episode is brought to you by SkurtApp.com, BirkSun, and ClubW!
Bonus Episode: J&A on Twinnovation

1:27:28 | Dec 10th, 2015

Our appearance on the "Twinnovation" Podcast! Hosted by Dave & Jeff Rosenberg, and Mike Karnell, "Twinnovation" is another show on the HeadGum network. If you've never heard their show, this is a good first episode. New episodes every Friday on Hea...Show More
187: Old Bully (live in Brooklyn!)

48:50 | Dec 7th, 2015

In this episode we discuss Serbia, Yu-Gi-Oh! and masturbation injuries. Recorded at "The Hall at MP" in Williamsburg, BK! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, Leesa, and Squarespace!
186: Polyamory (w/Elliott Morgan!)

59:12 | Nov 30th, 2015

Comedian/Actor/Writer/Host Elliott Morgan is in the house to discuss butts, crushes, and love triangles. This episode is brought to you by BeekeepersNaturals, BirkSun, and ThrowBoy.com!
185: Turtles and Honey

50:48 | Nov 23rd, 2015

In this episode we discuss Nick Jonas, morality, and bees. This episode is brought to you by ClubW, Leesa, and Unroll.Me!
184: Parental Love (w/Dannielle and Claire!)

1:03:32 | Nov 16th, 2015

Fellow HeadGum podcasters/friends Dannielle Owens-Reid and Claire Beitcher stop by to discuss obesity, sibling rivalry, and why Amir will die alone. This episode is brought to you by TIDAL and MeUndies!
183: Filet-o-Fish (w/Billy Scafuri!)

55:28 | Nov 9th, 2015

Friend and comedian Billy Scafuri joins us to discuss McDonalds, semen, and fighting. This episode is brought to you by Unroll.Me, ClubW, and Squarespace!
182: Halloween

45:03 | Nov 2nd, 2015

In this episode we discuss strippers, costumes, and hangovers. Brought to you by MeUndies and NatureBox!
181: Flying Bull (live at the Irvine Improv!)

45:57 | Oct 26th, 2015

In this episode we discuss scary questions, terrible jobs, and solar decathlons. Plus a call from a friend. All live at the Irvine Improv in Irvine, CA! This episode is brought to you by ClubW, BlueApron, and Ball Park Flame Grilled Jerky.
180: Baldness

45:55 | Oct 22nd, 2015

In this BONUS THURSDAY Episode we discuss roommates, Rory, and the end of TextJake.com... This episode is brought to you by Ball Park Flame Grilled Jerky!
179: Hickey (w/Laura and Angela)

50:07 | Oct 19th, 2015

Friends and fellow HeadGum podcasters Laura Lane and Angela Spera stop by to give advice on texting, flirting, and your sex number. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, Naturebox, and MeUndies.
178: Divorce (w/UTK!)

55:11 | Oct 12th, 2015

Friend/rapper/actor Utkarsh Ambudkar joins us to discuss threesomes, basketball, and being called "daddy." This episode is brought to you by ClubW, BlueApron, and Ball Park Flame Grilled Jerky!
177: Cocaine (Live From Toronto!)

47:16 | Oct 5th, 2015

In this episode we discuss drugs, fantasies, and the perfect man -- live from Just For Laughs comedy fest in Toronto! This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, MeUndies, and NatureBox!
176: Fantasy (w/Emily Gordon!)

54:47 | Sep 28th, 2015

Former therapist, current writer/comedy producer Emily Gordon joins us to discuss breaking up, farting, and her new book, "Super You!" This episode is brought to you by DollarShaveClub, and CreditKarma.
175: Moon Facts

47:33 | Sep 21st, 2015

In this episode we discuss droughts, jupiter, and geography. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, MeUndies, and Squarespace.
174: Romance

45:33 | Sep 14th, 2015

In this episode we discuss first dates, haircuts, and spiritual healing. This episode is brought to you by DollarShaveClub.com, BlueApron, and Credit Karma!
173: Heroin

50:21 | Sep 9th, 2015

In this episode we discuss facial hair, hard drugs, and party horns. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox and NextIssue.com!
172: Airplane Romance (w/Jon Gabrus!)

53:47 | Sep 7th, 2015

Friend/comedian/fellow HeadGum Podcaster Jon Gabrus joins us to discuss friendship, fire, fitness, and flying. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and Squarespace!
171: Soulmate (w/Julia Nunes!)

1:00:44 | Aug 31st, 2015

Friend and musician (and fellow podcaster!) Julia Nunes joins us to discuss true love, nude pics, and fanny packs. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks and NextIssue
170: Hairy Butthole

53:05 | Aug 24th, 2015

In this episode we discuss adultery, pornography, and being a man. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks, Squarespace, and BlueApron!