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Kakos Industries

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A deeply entertaining, R-rated, darkly satirical, sex-positive comedy audio drama with elements of horror. Congratulations! You are now a shareholder in Kakos Industries, a megacorporation that specializes in helping its clients to Do Evil Better...Show More

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CS48 – Live Show in Phoenix on Sunday February 10th

00:44 | Feb 9th

kakosindustries.com/ticket Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and, if you believe the cover story, then you can see me live this weekend. That’s right, we’re just two days out from the live show on February 10th at ...Show More

93 – Disarray

24:48 | Feb 1st

Kakos Industries is ad-free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month. Intro: What you are about to hear is gonna make that booty work work work wor...Show More

CS47 – Live Show February 10th

01:11 | Feb 1st

Come join us February 10th, 2019! KakosIndustries.com/ticket Hello Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I...Show More

92 – Resolutions

24:05 | Jan 1st

in which Corin cuts way back, Yule and New Year’s are recapped, preparations are made for The Festival of Darkness and something to do with cars, we continue to wonder about that woman with the eyes, the dangers of radiation become clear, fireworks k...Show More

91 – Revenge

27:21 | Dec 1st, 2018

in which Soundman Steven discovers a new interest, Junior does some work-shopping, we learn to make some amazing crafts, and Squid Squad, the Squad of Squids, “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: (more…)

CS44 – Sale and Brawl Update

01:44 | Dec 1st, 2018

Store.KakosIndustries.com for sweet deals. YouTube.com/KakosIndustries for CC episodes. Brawl Stream Dec. 21st at 7PM MST. (more…)

90 – Halloween III

36:57 | Oct 31st, 2018

in which your dread is alleviated, the hunt is on for another monster, Corin deals with some unwanted guests and also his mortality, Color Green Springsteen “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and it’s HALLOWEEN AF. Do Evil Better. Transcription: (more…...Show More

89 – Dread

20:54 | Oct 1st, 2018

in which you have this terrible sinking feeling, you stub your toe, you recover from a great workout, something about an ICBM, dry skin is in, Kakos Industries gets to work on “better butts”, and Moodie Bleu “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Be...Show More

CS 42 – More Junior on Patreon

01:11 | Sep 13th, 2018

Check out the newest installment of “Junior Hates This” over on our Patreon. Direct link: https://www.patreon.com/posts/21381183 Transcript: (more…)

88 – Negativ

22:09 | Sep 1st, 2018

Featuring Julia Morizawa! Hear more from her: JuliaMorizawa.com In this broadcast, you get turned off from pork, out of failure springs a beautiful tree, we get a lecture in the arts, Corin and Soundman try to work out their problems, you put on an e...Show More

CS41 – Bonus Episode and Help Needed for a KAKOS INDUSTRIES VIDEO GAME

03:22 | Aug 18th, 2018

https://www.patreon.com/posts/20425889 – Bonus Episode Direct Link inquiries@kakosindustries.com – If you are an animator, concept artist, or 3D modeler, please get in touch. (more…)

87 – Pigs

22:58 | Aug 1st, 2018

in which we finally get to the bottom of that one mystery, we see evidence of violence in Hell, Kimzzzzzzzzzz makes a new decree, a new experiment is conducted, and Gopher Death “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil better. (more…)

86 – Friction

27:18 | Jul 1st, 2018

in which Corin learns to appreciate a new accessory, you get prettier, Corin dials up an old friend, a man explodes, and Vickster Willow “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. (more…)

85 – Epistemology

25:54 | Jun 1st, 2018

in which your run through some classic philosophical scenarios, you are hopefully on the mend, preparations are made for the Festival of Quiet Evils and the Festival of Innovation, Corin moves on, Hell has some troubling news, and Nothing Rhymes with...Show More

CS39 – Q&A and Fiverr

01:44 | Jun 1st, 2018

https://www.fiverr.com/conradmiszuk – Hire Conrad Miszuk to make voice sounds for you. YouTube.com/KakosIndustries – Q&A June 13th at 8PM Arizona Time/PDT Inquiries@kakosindustries.com – Send us your Qs to A. (more…)

84 – Withdrawal

22:10 | May 1st, 2018

in which we all wonder where that fucking shit is. We can’t have used it all already. Where is it? Where is the shit? Huh? Where did it go? Who took it? And Lore of the Past, Being of Pure Knowledge “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Tra...Show More

83 – Perplexity

28:38 | Apr 1st, 2018

in which… well… um… huh. Transcription: (more…)

82 – Keys

24:13 | Mar 1st, 2018

Featuring Kristen DiMercurio in which we put a lot of keys in locks know-what-I’m-sayin’, The Shareholders’ Ball is recapped, preparations are made to hand out greeting cards, the Tabithas change their attitude, Hell discovers a new black hole, hush ...Show More

81 – Rural

27:13 | Feb 1st, 2018

Featuring Kristen DiMercurio. in which the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, or will be shortly, Corin learns to appreciate the simpler things, you have your genes mixed up, the lights go out, preparations are made for The Shareholders’ Ball and s...Show More

80 – Dorothea

24:47 | Jan 1st, 2018

Featuring Kristen DiMercurio! in which you see some pretty lights, you get angry at the angry, you may have laid an egg, you prepare to get your genes all mixed up, more strangeness at the Division of Erotic Experiences, we may have created a black h...Show More

CS37 – Kakos Industries Needs You

04:08 | Jan 1st, 2018

If you’re interesting in helping out with social media or hearing accessibility, drop us a line: inquiries@kakosindustries.com Also, #FanFucktion please. Or maybe just Patreon. (more…)

CS36 – PodCon, #FanFucktion, and Store

01:44 | Dec 4th, 2017

We’re going to be at Podcon! More details here! Give us the #FanFucktion, dammit. $7 flat rate shipping available in the US over at store.kakosindustries.com Transcription: (more…)

79 – Ahh

23:12 | Dec 1st, 2017

in which you feel awfully heavy, you spend too much, preparations are made for ant-celebration and, for some reason, nesting, a war ends, hooded visitors appear where you want them least, and Jen O’Doom “wins” the Ruin-A-Life drawing. Do Evil Better....Show More

CS35 – Phoenix Meet 11/15/17

01:11 | Nov 14th, 2017

Phoenix meet ups is 8pm on November 15, 2017 at The Grand (718 N Central Ave, Phoenix, AZ 85004). Also, quit being so stingy with the damn #FanFucktion. Transcript: (more…)

78 – Halloween II

33:44 | Oct 31st, 2017

in which you visit the Halloween party, something terrible has happened, we hear from just about everyone, and some of us get slippery. Transcription: (more…)

CS34 – Boulder, CO and Phoenix Meetups and more

01:49 | Oct 30th, 2017

Boulder, CO – November 3rd (this Friday). Phoenix – Wednesday, November 15th. New items over at store.kakosindustries.com. Submit your work for #FanFucktion.

77 – Bazizka

24:49 | Oct 1st, 2017

in which we witness some smoke rising, the Festivals of Fertility and Somnambulation are recapped, preparations are made for Halloween and the Celebration of Books, we become a little more enlightened, things with Jasmine Aashna become even more comp...Show More

Shareholders’ Brawl (2017)

13:00 | Sep 12th, 2017

Join us for a recap of this year’s Shareholders’ Brawl. (more…)

Shareholder of the Year 2017

05:09 | Sep 5th, 2017

Join with us as we honor our 2017 Shareholder of the Year. (more…)

76 – Humongulus

23:47 | Sep 1st, 2017

in which you get nostalgic in the wrong way, you are recovering quite nicely, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility and the Festival of Somnambulation, which will not be combined, more research is done regarding The Simulgasm, you fanta...Show More

75 – Podcast

27:22 | Aug 1st, 2017

in which you dress up like a big veiny guy, Corin gives broadcasting advice, everyone comes together, Corin receives some unsolicited photographs, and Nick Evans “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. (more…)

Cover Story 33 – NYC Meetup

03:00 | Jul 28th, 2017

Join us at Washington Square Park August 7th at 7PM! Keep an eye on social media for updates and details. (more…)

74 – Trophy

23:39 | Jul 1st, 2017

in which you may have vague memories of vague horrors at a vague conference, you hear some twinkling on the wind, The Festival of Innovation and the Festival of Quiet Evils are recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love and Evil...Show More

Kickstarter Mini 5

02:07 | Jun 19th, 2017

Our Kickstarter was a huge success! Transcription: (more…)

Kickstarter Mini 4

01:56 | Jun 14th, 2017

There are just 48 hours left to pledge on our Kickstarter! Transcription: (more…)

Kickstarter Mini 3

02:12 | Jun 12th, 2017

Only 4 days left on our Kickstarter Campaign! Transcription: (more…)

73 – Mycology

20:22 | Jun 4th, 2017

in which you take a great trip, the water festival disappoints yet again, preparations are made to go big and go small, the Division of Sexual Experimentation has some news, Hell is about to get more uncomfortable, you sip on a DarkMega GuzzleThumper...Show More

Kickstarter Mini 2

03:23 | Jun 1st, 2017

Pledge at KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter to help us make a Twine game and get in on the next Shareholders’ Brawl. Visit KakosIndustries.com/PodCon to tell PodCon that you want to see us there. Transcription: (more…)

Kickstarter Mini 1

02:29 | May 20th, 2017

We’ve added a stretch goal to our campaign! Pledge $35+ to get an Evilie (not a goodie) bag! Visit KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter to pledge today! Transcription: (more…)

Kickstarter Mini 0

03:45 | May 18th, 2017

KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter Corin discusses the launch of the new crowdfunding campaign. Transcription: (more…)

72 – The Real Darkest Universe

23:03 | May 1st, 2017

in which the Darkest Universe is achieved, the Festival of Steam is recapped, preparations are made for the Water Festival, the Festival of Earth, and the Nudity Festival, Hell turns people in usable fuel, the Division of Erotic Experiences improves ...Show More

71 – Hunt

23:17 | Apr 1st, 2017

in which you are presented with a mystery, Helena searches for a new occupation, the Celebration of Affirmation is recapped, preparations are made for the Darkest Universe and the Festival of Steam, the helots get a tummy ache, Jasmine Aashna develop...Show More

Cover Story 26 – Become a Division Head

02:35 | Mar 29th, 2017

New pledge levels at out Patreon (http://www.kakosindustries.com/patreon) allow you to become a division head in the credits, complete with update on what your division is working on. Also, we’re getting close to another #fanfucktion video. Head to t...Show More

70 – Metamorphoses

20:58 | Mar 1st, 2017

in which you learn about all of the companies not helping their clients to Do Evil Better, you get reprimanded for your terrible behavior at the Pie Festival, you remember being covered in the blood of South American mammals, something happens to Kak...Show More

69 – More

25:07 | Feb 1st, 2017

in which everyone wants more, Soundman stands at 6 o’clock, preparations are made for the pie festival and the MOTHERFUCKING SHAREHOLDERS’ BALL, you order a nice comfy place to live out the apocalypse, and Dazzle Shmizzle “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawi...Show More

68 – Memento Mori

29:18 | Jan 2nd, 2017

in which we all take a moment to remember our mortality, we hear from several grieving parties, Yule is recapped, we learn something valuable, and Gulli Gulch Ravine “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: (more…)

Cover Story 25 – Monthly Schedule

02:05 | Jan 1st, 2017

We’re moving to a monthly schedule. Please remember to fill in our survey and visit our Patreon. Transcription: (more…)

67 – Sample

25:31 | Dec 17th, 2016

in which we are introduced to the Evil Measure, the Festival of Cold is recapped, plans are made for Yule, you get a headache, and something terrible happens. TW: Physical Violence. Transcription: (more…)

Cover Story 24

05:16 | Dec 17th, 2016

Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I am the dark puppeteer orchestrating your entire existence. To ...Show More

66 – Innovations of Fear

18:31 | Dec 1st, 2016

in which Black Friday is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Cold, we learn about ancient sexts, there is a change in the winds, the Cult of Ohh Ahh pick a few herbs, and a doodle of some sort “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Trans...Show More

65 – Listening

20:31 | Nov 16th, 2016

in which Halloween is recapped in a little more detail, the Festival of Anti-Celebration is in full swing, preparations are made for Black Friday, we learn about the Decennial Record, The Division of Erotic Experiences is born, and Handful of Mud McK...Show More

Cover Story 23 – Guest Mike Rugnetta

01:25 | Nov 16th, 2016

Today’s episode features Mike Rugnetta of PBS Idea Channel and the Reasonably Sound Podcast! Find him on Twitter @MikeRugnetta. Also, don’t forget about our survey! Transcription: (more…)

64 – Halloween

40:31 | Oct 31st, 2016

in which the Halloween festivities are underway, preparations are made for not celebrating at a later date, Hailey wears a Tiara, Melantha wears something, Helena bums us out, something about potatoes, some fingers go places, Corin is nearly squished...Show More

63 – Ohh Ahh

23:34 | Oct 16th, 2016

in which the Cult of Ohh Ahh makes an appearance, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations are made for Halloween, Corin gets some heartfelt advice, Kimmie finds something new to do, and Penny Lobe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawin. Do Evil Bet...Show More

Cover Story 21

01:16 | Oct 16th, 2016

New rewards over at kakosindustries.com/patreon! Transcription: (more…)

62 – Fall Cleaning

18:50 | Oct 1st, 2016

in which closets are cleaned out, you hurt in the thinky place, you had a weird nap, you get ready to read a lot of books, Corin stumbles into a minefield, and Colin Leaf “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: (more…)

61 – Propagation

22:53 | Sep 16th, 2016

in which you care for a delicate plant, the Festival of Fertility is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Somnambulation, the renegade sex toy has gone full-on cult leader, Kakos Industries introduces a new girl group, we hear somethin...Show More

Cover Story 19

02:41 | Sep 16th, 2016

Please support our Patreon! KakosIndustries.com/Patreon Transcription: (more…)

60 – Avoidance

21:29 | Sep 1st, 2016

in which the CEO Festival and Festival of the Dance are recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility, Kimmie sets a record, we hear an annoying noise, and Tiptoes Poe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawin. Do Evil Better. Transcription: ...Show More

59 – Obsolete

21:04 | Aug 16th, 2016

In which your arms get tired, Corin plays some audio files, Kimmie gathers a crowd, the renegade sex toy keeps on keepin’ on, and a dot “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: (more…)

Cover Story 18

02:06 | Aug 16th, 2016

Today’s episode features Philip Haldiman, who played Denny in the cult movie The Room. Transcription: (more…)

58 – Intimacy

20:59 | Aug 1st, 2016

in which we hear a loud thumping, you no longer feel compelled to feel anything, you did some things at Evil Con, preparations are made for The CEO Festival, you hear some incendiary political speech, things get real boring, and then things get real ...Show More

Cover Story 17

01:39 | Aug 1st, 2016

Scapegoat Conrad Miszuk was interviewed on The Naked Diner. Check it out here! Transcript: (more…)

57 – Rules

19:59 | Jul 16th, 2016

in which Corin goes totally off-script, the Celebration of Self Love is not recounted, you get a vague notion for what Evil Con 2016 might look like, you hear some things you probably shouldn’t, and Gavin “The Wrecking Ball” Murray “wins” the Ruin-A-...Show More

Cover Story 16

01:39 | Jul 16th, 2016

Check out our YouTube Channel to see the #FanFucktion winners! Transcription: (more…)

56 – Robo-Tango

20:45 | Jul 1st, 2016

in which you feel some things, you are still on the lookout for dolls, the Festival of Quiet Evils is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, we hear from an old friend, and Tilda Meepmeep “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do ...Show More

Cover Story 15

01:33 | Jul 1st, 2016

We made our #fanfucktion goal! Also, Conrad appears on the new episode of Ars Paradoxica (arsparadoxica.com)! (more…)

55 – Regicide

19:21 | Jun 16th, 2016

in which you are visited by an unwelcome presence, some robots do what they do, you test out a new app, preparations are made for things to get quiet, Tonia Wilson is spotlighted, Corin complains, a giant falls, and A. D. “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawi...Show More

54 – Fuzz and Brawl II

27:02 | Jun 1st, 2016

in which the Nudity Festival cum Ultra Nudity Festival cum Dark Mega Nudity Festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Innovation, the renegade sex toy had drawn a following, the second Shareholders’ Brawl is recapped, Kimmie and...Show More

53 – Spat

23:07 | May 16th, 2016

in which you feel a pinch on your ear, the Water and Earth Festivals are recapped, preparations are made to get really hairy everywhere, Wyoming becomes more promiscuous, you beg for some vitamin D, Corin finds a board game he’s been missing, and Ana...Show More

52 – Vacation

23:51 | May 1st, 2016

in which nothing bad happens, Kakos Industries takes a much needed break, you answer a phone call, we hear about some tubers, Corin rides a rollercoaster, we prepare to look deep underwater and deep within ourselves, something regal happens, Corin ta...Show More

51 – Stalemate

25:26 | Apr 16th, 2016

in which continuing the war becomes difficult, The Blood Sacrifice to Literally Any Deity that’s Listening or In the Neighborhood is recapped, preparations are made for the Agriculture Festival and the Festival of Doom, we get filled in on recent eve...Show More

50 – Attrition

24:18 | Apr 1st, 2016

in which Kiarawa’s forces are just outside, the Celebration of Self Pity is replaced, preparations are made for The Blood Sacrifice to Literally Any Deity that’s Listening or In the Neighborhood, the Darkest Universe is attempted once again, some dir...Show More

49 – Salvage

19:07 | Mar 16th, 2016

in which the crew is still in Junior’ Lair, your feet feel tingly, the Celebration of Ass goes off without a hitch, Kiarawa puts on her own celebrations above, Brosephus is rescued, and a hunk of metal drags itself into the cave. Do Evil Better. ...Show More

48 – Skirmish

28:36 | Mar 1st, 2016

in which a grand battle is recapped, dragons or something, Corin counts his supporters, the Festival of Everything is Okay, We Promise is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Oh Hell, Who Gives a Shit, we have no idea who “wins” the...Show More

Cover Story 8

02:55 | Mar 1st, 2016

TL;DL Check out our Patreon! Transcription: (more…)

47 – Refuge

22:09 | Feb 15th, 2016

in which Corin and his supporters have taken refuge in a deep part of Kakos Industries, we hear from one of Kakos Industries’ more colorful residents, the Automobile Celebration is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Everything is Oka...Show More

46 – Space Race

25:49 | Jan 1st, 2016

in which Corin wishes you a happy New Year, Yule and the New Year’s celebrations are recapped, preparations are made for the Automobile Celebration, Corin gets in with a group of youths, there are new developments in space, your birth control gets be...Show More

45 – Polite Conversation

23:42 | Dec 16th, 2015

in which Corin negotiates for the release of the Sudodilatese, the Festival of Cloud Watching goes is recapped, preparations are made for Yule and New Year’s, Eatin’ Slime gets a taste test, Corin and Belladonnica have a meeting, and Hamilton Scone “...Show More

44 – Pseudo-Dilation

20:44 | Dec 1st, 2015

in which Corin is STILL a captive, Black Friday is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Cloud Watching, Corin negotiates for the release of some captives, some really weird details come to light, and Benny The Pussy Master “wins” the R...Show More

43 – Bondage

22:48 | Nov 16th, 2015

in which Corin is restrained, you smell something burning, the festival of Anti-Celebration begins, preparations are made for Black Friday, progress is made with Kakos Tower, there is news about delicacies coming from Hell, and Kareem Tompkins “wins”...Show More

42 – Laughter

19:03 | Nov 1st, 2015

in which your trip has not yet ended, Corin’s pain is hilarious, the Halloween celebration is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the renegade sex toy is making progress, another floor of Kakos Tower is reclaimed, an...Show More

41 – Aftermath

24:19 | Oct 16th, 2015

in which Kakos Industries gets reorganized, you get a new car stereo, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations for Halloween are made, Melantha and Corin share a mysterious moment, Yipdoodie no longer exists, Hell gets a hand, and Paul Rath...Show More

40B – Intercepted 2

17:55 | Oct 9th, 2015

Please enjoy this intercepted broadcast from one of our competitors. Transcription: (more…)

40 – Celebratory

24:08 | Oct 1st, 2015

in which a mysterious festival occurs, Corin takes a less hands-on approach to management, the Festival of Somnambulation is recapped, preparations are made of the Celebration of Books, Belladonnica is still missing, Kimmie and Maggie dry out another...Show More

39 – Dark Auras

25:30 | Sep 16th, 2015

in which Corin is having a bad day, you upset a large portion of toads worldwide, the Festival of Fertility is recapped, the Festival of Misery is also recapped, the Festival of Somnambulation is introduced, something is salvaged from Kakos Tower, th...Show More

38 – The Glimmer of Hope Principle

24:16 | Sep 1st, 2015

in which Soundman Steven is rewarded for his sacrifices, the Festival of the Dance is wrapped up neatly for a change, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility and a new festival, DMB is still MIA, Denny still exists, Paul Tubb puts his pan...Show More

37 – Growth

23:46 | Aug 16th, 2015

in which you put your ear to a potted plant, the CEO festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of the Dance, Corin patches things up with Brosephus, the Division of Sexual Experimentation is announced, Hell gets even weirder, the D...Show More

36 – Jules

21:10 | Aug 1st, 2015

in which the Sexual Innovation Division has some interesting news, the Celebration of Self Love is recapped, preparations are made for the CEO Festival, the settlers in Hell ar doing better than expected, Kimmie and Maggie join the team at the Divisi...Show More

35 – Brawl

25:27 | Jul 16th, 2015

in which Corin discusses his path to wellness, a small fight is had between good friends, you eat something that makes you feel weird, a large fight between strangers is had, Evil Con is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Lov...Show More

34 – Freudian Slips

22:57 | Jul 1st, 2015

in which several assassination attempts are thwarted, you feel a pleasant tingling, Brosephus confides in Corin, the Festival of Falling Down Because You’re Not Looking Where You’re Going, Dumbass goes super well, preparations are made for Evil Con 2...Show More

33 – FOMOOO

24:35 | Jun 16th, 2015

in which you feel a tingling in your brain, Corin gets personal, the technology festival exceeded everyone’s expectations, the Festival of Falling Down Because You’re Not Looking Where You’re Going, Dumbass is announced, the Division of Masculine Exp...Show More

32 – Babysit

23:20 | Jun 1st, 2015

in which Corin is given a special assignment, you get a tickle in your throat, the UltraNudity Festival goes UltraOkay, preparations are made for the Technology Festival, Corin Deeth I offers some premature congratulations, Melantha attempts to turn ...Show More

31 – Paint It Black

28:32 | May 18th, 2015

in which a memorial is made, Dark Mother Belladonnica is punished, Melantha continues to fight her ownership of Kakos Industries stock, You hear a distinct buzzing sound, the Water Festival is unsurprising, the Earth festival is surprising, preparati...Show More

30B – Intercepted 1

20:45 | May 9th, 2015

Kakos Industries has intercepted a broadcast of interest. Please listen at your own risk. Transcription: (more…)

30 – Doom and Gloom

23:58 | May 1st, 2015

in which we see a softer side of Grace Rule, the legal battles continue, the Agriculture Festival cannot be stopped, the Doom Festival happens more or less, preparations are made for the Earth Festival, Corin gets another letter from his grandfather,...Show More

29 – Fingerpaint

20:00 | Apr 16th, 2015

in which lawyers brawl, the foundation of your home is shaken, the Darkest Universe Festival is recapped, plans are made for the Festival of Doom, you have new options for avoiding gluten, Corin Deeth I sends a warning, we hear from the Division of P...Show More

28 – Vincent

21:43 | Apr 1st, 2015

in which the contraption is put to rest… for now, the Division of Espionage and Daryl’s Toys and Toys collaborate, the Festival of Adorableness is recapped, preparations are made for another Darkest Universe Celebration, the Division of Secret Societ...Show More

27 – A Small Obsession

20:38 | Mar 16th, 2015

in which Corin has been a little “stuck” on the inexplicable contraption, the Festival of Unimaginable Horror is recapped, the Big Black Hole is revisited, preparations are made for the Festival of Adorableness, Billy and Kara are still frozen, Karaw...Show More

26 – Contraption

21:23 | Mar 1st, 2015

in which the Shareholders’ Ball is begrudgingly recapped, a previously unnoticed room is discovered, preparations are made for completely new festivals, the Sexual Innovation Division has more good news, we hear about Billy and Kara, a feral child is...Show More

25 – The Best Laid Plans

26:08 | Feb 15th, 2015

in which the Pie Festival is recapped, plans are made for the next Shareholders’ Ball, a few surprise guests join us, we hear from the Division of Whaling and Wailing, and Thomas Kublai Kahn “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcr...Show More

24 – Drive

32:49 | Feb 1st, 2015

in which the annual Shareholder Pledge Drive is held, the Festival of Darkness is recapped, preparations are made for the Pie Festival, we hear from the Division of Black and Blues, the Division of Talking to Yourself, the Division of Goats, the Divi...Show More

23 – Please Disregard

22:57 | Jan 16th, 2015

in which the Celebration of Spiders in Your Hair is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Darkness, we hear from Corin Deeth I via letter, the Sexual Innovation Division has exciting news, and Tanya Katic “wins” the ruin a life drawing....Show More

22 – Firework

20:55 | Jan 1st, 2015

in which Yule is recapped, a special guest discusses the New Year’s celebration, preparations are made for the Festival of Spiders in Your Hair, DarkMega Monaco “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and Corin escapes through the window. Transcript: (more…...Show More

21 – DMCCCP

24:44 | Dec 16th, 2014

in which the Festival of Ballooning is recapped, preparations are made for Yule and New Year’s, something about chemtrails, an uninvited guest interrupts, you’ve received your Holiday Catalog, Dayo Dikeledi “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and you fla...Show More

20- Sex Tea Party

24:57 | Dec 1st, 2014

in which Corin’s date is recapped, your knowledge of Kakos Industries codes is tested, Black Friday is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Ballooning, The Division of Reproductive Health has been receiving some awkward requests, the D...Show More

19 – The Invitation

23:16 | Nov 16th, 2014

in which the Halloween party is recapped again along with the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the celebration for Black Friday is discussed, you click on a really weird link, the Division of Reproductive Health has some good news, the character of Kako...Show More

18 – Wake the Dead

23:02 | Nov 2nd, 2014

in which a crisis of epic proportions holds Kakos Industries and much of the world in the balance, memories from a dark time in Kakos Industries’ history surface, the Halloween party is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Anti-Celebra...Show More

17 – New Memories

20:01 | Oct 16th, 2014

in which the Guild of Transmission is discussed, we get news about Helena, the sentient security system, and Hailey Solomonari, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations are made for a quiet, peaceful evening on Halloween, the Sexual Innovat...Show More

16 – Do Not Be Alarmed

28:11 | Oct 1st, 2014

In which the Festival of Tripping Balls is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Books, no news is good news from the Division of Philosophical Sabotage, we get some updates from the Culinary Division, and a surprise guest appears. D...Show More

15 – Giant Ass Robots

24:53 | Sep 16th, 2014

In which Dirk Cornelius Sexplosion, President of Giant Ass Robots to Kick in Your Face, joins us for an example of what we do at Kakos Industries, the festival of fertility is recapped, preparations are made for the festival of tripping balls, we rec...Show More

14 – Bring Your Daughter to Evil

24:39 | Sep 1st, 2014

In which the Celebration of the Dance is recapped, though still contested, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility, Hailey Solomonari joins the broadcast, the Division of True Neutral collaborates with the Division of Pharmaceutical Excel...Show More

13 – Off Day

20:20 | Aug 16th, 2014

In which things just feel different, Taco Tuesday is recapped, the Festival of the Dance is announced, Helen Methaney’s body is found outside of the Hell Mining Camp, the Division of Adult Diversion is dismantled and replaced with the Sexual Innovati...Show More

12 – Peter Wood

20:06 | Aug 1st, 2014

In which Peter Wood, a scientist at the Division of Adult Diversion, becomes a monster, Evil Con 2014 is recapped, preparations are made for Corin’s version of the CEO celebration, Kara and Billy’s relationship takes a dramatic turn, and Dana Mabel w...Show More

11 – Heartbeats

24:21 | Jul 16th, 2014

In which the broadcast comes to you from a Kakophany Audio Wireless Tube Speaker set, the broadcast experiences some strange technical difficulties, the celebration of self love is recapped, preparations are made for Evil Con 2014, Kara and Billy’s r...Show More

10 – The Woman

28:31 | Jul 1st, 2014

In which your subconscious is broadcast live on the air, the Actual Renaissance Festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, Kakos University introduces its new School of Men’s Rights, a wedding is performed inside of...Show More

9 – Kawaii

23:25 | Jun 16th, 2014

In which the Technology Festival is recapped in some detail, bears do some interesting things, The Division of Adult Diversion has some more unsettling results, the heavier calorie project backfires, Kara and Billy consider moving in together, the DI...Show More

8 – Deep Truth

26:16 | Jun 1st, 2014

In which the nudity festival is recapped, the Division of Insurmountable Fear has good news, we hear from the Division of Gleep Glorp, the Division of Adult Diversion enjoys unexpected success, the shareholders write in to complain about Denny, the D...Show More

7 – Cute

27:48 | May 16th, 2014

In which an adorable animal is delivered, a letter from Corin Deeth I is read, the Adult Entertainment Branch is disbanded, a client has a great idea for a new cable news station, a board game that will ruin your friendships is developed, the shareho...Show More

6- Echoes

20:11 | May 2nd, 2014

In which the Agriculture Festival is recapped, we prepare to remember the underwater colony Kakolantis, the adult entertainment branch experiments with pulse patterns, a Sad Burrito is developed, the Division of Desperation is introduced, and Jan Sta...Show More

5 – The Darkest Universe

20:59 | Apr 16th, 2014

In which the truth about the Darkest Universe Festival is revealed, there is some bad news from the Adult Entertainment Branch, some workers escape from Hell, the relationship with The Brotherhood of the Salmon Flagellations progresses, The Division ...Show More

4- Jerry

21:10 | Apr 1st, 2014

In which the Big Black Hole Celebration is recapped, the Kakos University School of Social Justice is announced, the Canadian branch checks in, a new smell is developed, and an experiment is carried out live on the air. Transcript: (more…)

3 – Synthetic Evil

19:41 | Mar 15th, 2014

in which the Fire Celebration is recapped, the division of labor has exciting news, the department of Funk Pharmaceuticals has developed a solution to the biggest headaches, animal testing is resumed, and Marilyn Cooper wins the Ruin a Life Contest. ...Show More

2 – Go To Hell

21:19 | Mar 1st, 2014

in which Corin recaps the Shareholder’s Ball, the Thank Evil campaign is launched, preparations are made for the sex tape, we get news from Hell, and Myrtle de las Rosas wins the Ruin a Life contest. Transcript: (more…)

1 – Corin Deeth III

18:27 | Feb 15th, 2014

in which a new CEO is introduced, preparations for the annual shareholders’ ball are made, the Adult Entertainment Branch has exciting news, and the Division of Philosophical Sabotage has achieved something they’ve been after for years. Transcript: ...Show More

0 – Trailer

03:06 | Feb 13th, 2014

The Kakos Industries Series Trailer.