Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast
1) 263: Theon Greyjoy
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon Greyjoy, you were a nice boy, until you had those two kids barbequed. Theon's biggest mistakes could fill a book - or even a series of books, but why do we ...Show More
2) 620: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1x03
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Guile’s feeling the Black Stallion vibes as Egg takes Thunder through a pre-breakfast training montage. We’re just going to call this guy Ser Ryan Gosling if that...Show More
3) 619: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1x02
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is Ser Arlan packing a canon cannon? Maybe! Everyone hitting on Ser Duncan the Tall sure is. Maekar is the Jan to Baelor’s Marcia on this episode of the Targaryen...Show More
4) 618: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 1x01
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Ser Duncan the Tall and his mysterious hairless squire "Egg" start their adventures in episode 1 of the first season of HBO's latest foray into Westeros. We love ...Show More
5) 617: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms - Season 1 Preview
Spoilers, profanity. Welcome to the house of Hopium, our words are: it's only six episodes! Are they trying to get into the Emmys comedy category with the half-hour episodes? If so, we approve. Clotho...Show More
6) 616: The Sworn Sword - Part III (re-reread)
Spoilers, profanity. Dunk tackles the moral complexity of people who fought for the Blackfyres as we tackle the modern political parallels. Is Egg secretly a Giants fan yelling at the quarterback? Bri...Show More
7) 615: The Sworn Sword - Part II (re-reread)
Spoilers, profanity. Our hedge knight doesn’t know how old he is, but he knows he’s still growing. Surprise, surprise we see Jaime x Brienne parallels everywhere. Please enjoy our ten minute tangent a...Show More
8) 614: The Sworn Sword - Part I (re-reread)
Spoilers, profanity. Agricultural water rights remain Chicky’s line in the sand. Dunk is actually pretty bright, despite what he thinks. We will fully admit that keeping Targs straight is not our stro...Show More
9) 613: The Hedge Knight - Part III (re-reread)
Spoilers, profanity. More like Baelor Breakhearts, amiright? The tourney at Ashford Meadow will live in infamy, while Dunk just hopes to live in obscurity. Not likely, our wonderful and gallant dude. ...Show More
10) 612: The Hedge Knight - Part II (re-reread)
Spoilers, profanity. Egg really does know every knight. Dunk isn't as dumb as he thinks he is. The Fossoways are like half good, while Aerion Brightflame completely sucks, but his name is literal fire...Show More