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Gargoyles (Also Harry Potter For Some Reason)

42:09 | Feb 13th

Where we shut up for a second to talk about Gargoyles (Also Harry Potter For Some Reason). Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9 Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our up...Show More

Witches Again (Feat Jackson Baly)

37:34 | Feb 6th

Where we shut up for a second to talk about Witches Again with our good friend Jackson Baly. Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9 Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our ...Show More

MidlerCast Episode 1

41:11 | Jan 30th

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Goats and Ghosts

46:50 | Jan 23rd

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Chips (Ft. Tom Walker)

44:58 | Jan 16th

Where we shut up for a second to talk about Chips with our good friend Tom Walker from Bigsofttitty.png Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9 Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Che...Show More

High Fives (Ft. Bigsofttitty.png)

41:26 | Jan 9th

Where we shut up for a second to talk about High Fives with our good friends Demi Lardner and Tom Walker from Bigsofttitty.png Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9 Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/...Show More

I Love You Jackson Baly (I Love You Idris Elba).mp3

32:42 | Jan 2nd

Where we shut up for a second to talk about I Love You Jackson Baly (I Love You Idris Elba).mp3! Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9 Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out ...Show More

Christmas Trees

45:59 | Dec 26th, 2018

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The Human Guts

44:10 | Dec 19th, 2018

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Eggs Part 2: Greggs

38:47 | Dec 12th, 2018

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Creatures of the Sea (But Not Fish)

43:52 | Dec 5th, 2018

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Popcorn

44:36 | Nov 28th, 2018

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Unconventional Pets

52:11 | Nov 21st, 2018

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Sanspants Sleepover III Dad's Away

52:44 | Nov 14th, 2018

Where we shut up for a second to talk about a Sanspants Sleepover part III; Dad's Away Edition! Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9 Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out o...Show More

Jobs for Dogs

42:20 | Nov 7th, 2018

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Photographs

43:09 | Oct 31st, 2018

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Bottled Water

49:30 | Oct 24th, 2018

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Fake Foods

37:35 | Oct 17th, 2018

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Yellow

49:25 | Oct 10th, 2018

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Candy or Chocolate

48:59 | Oct 3rd, 2018

In which we shut up for a second to talk about Candy or Chocolate. Sign up to our newsletter here; http://eepurl.com/cM3in9 Join our facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and pu...Show More

Dr Jones Dr Jones Calling Dr Jones Dr Jones Dr Jones Where Are You (Where Are Ya?)

49:02 | Sep 26th, 2018

In which we shut up for a second to talk about Dr Jones Dr Jones Calling Dr Jones Dr Jones Dr Jones Where Are You (Where Are Ya?). Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming liv...Show More

Surnames

44:45 | Sep 19th, 2018

In which we shut up for a second to talk about Surnames. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; http://www.sanspantsrad...Show More

Measurements

46:34 | Sep 12th, 2018

In which we shut up for a second to talk about Measurements. Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; https://monashmnhs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_1LdFIKccaSBTCId Join our bra...Show More

Having a Fat Day

33:47 | Sep 5th, 2018

In which we shut up for a second to talk about Having a Fat Day. Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; https://monashmnhs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_1LdFIKccaSBTCId Join our...Show More

Camping

36:34 | Aug 29th, 2018

In which we shut up for a second to talk about Camping. Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; https://monashmnhs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_1LdFIKccaSBTCId Join our brand ne...Show More

Nipples

45:19 | Aug 22nd, 2018

In which we shut up for a second to talk about Nipples. Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; https://monashmnhs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_1LdFIKccaSBTCId Join our brand ne...Show More

Jackson's Beautiful Eyes

41:47 | Aug 15th, 2018

In which we shut up for a second to talk about Jackson's Beautiful Eyes. Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; https://monashmnhs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_1LdFIKccaSBTCId ...Show More

Red

40:44 | Aug 8th, 2018

In which we shut up for a second to talk about Red. Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; https://monashmnhs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_1LdFIKccaSBTCId Join our brand new fa...Show More

Showers (Ft. Bigsofttitty.png)

51:30 | Aug 1st, 2018

In which we shut up for a second to talk about Showers with our good friends from Bigsofttitty.png Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; https://monashmnhs.qualtrics.com/jfe/...Show More

Rubbing Your Belly

43:36 | Jul 25th, 2018

In which we shut up for a second to talk about Rubbing Your Belly. Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; https://monashmnhs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_1LdFIKccaSBTCId Join o...Show More

Holes and Poles (Also Muppets)

39:10 | Jul 18th, 2018

In which we shut up for a second to talk about Holes and Poles (Also Muppets). Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; https://monashmnhs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_1LdFIKccaSBT...Show More

Henchmen (Ft. Ralph America)

39:27 | Jul 11th, 2018

In which we shut up for a second to talk about Henchmen with our good friend Ralph America. Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; https://monashmnhs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV...Show More

Acorns

42:11 | Jul 4th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Acorns. Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; https://monashmnhs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_1LdFIKccaSBTCId Join our b...Show More

Froon

44:34 | Jun 27th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Froon. Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; https://monashmnhs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_1LdFIKccaSBTCId Join our br...Show More

Seasonal Fashion

39:48 | Jun 20th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Seasonal Fashion. Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; https://monashmnhs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_1LdFIKccaSBTCId ...Show More

Cream

48:51 | Jun 13th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Cream. Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; https://monashmnhs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_1LdFIKccaSBTCId Join our br...Show More

Bad Ideas

59:17 | Jun 6th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Bad Ideas. Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; https://monashmnhs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_1LdFIKccaSBTCId Join ou...Show More

Showering

41:17 | May 30th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Showering. Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; https://monashmnhs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_1LdFIKccaSBTCId Join ou...Show More

Crimes Committed in the Past that you Probably Could Have Done but Didn't Do

42:29 | May 23rd, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Crimes Committed in the Past that you Probably Could Have Done but Didn't Do. Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; htt...Show More

The Mail (Polynesian Dogs)

36:08 | May 16th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about The Mail (Polynesian Dogs). Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; https://monashmnhs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_1LdFIKcc...Show More

Jazz

49:41 | May 9th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Jazz. Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; https://monashmnhs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_1LdFIKccaSBTCId Join our bra...Show More

Fancy Ice Cream

52:10 | May 2nd, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Fancy Ice Cream. Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; https://monashmnhs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_1LdFIKccaSBTCId J...Show More

Pink Things

45:11 | Apr 25th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Pink Things. Take part in a online study, looking at the relationship between depression, sleep, and mental processing here; https://monashmnhs.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_1LdFIKccaSBTCId Join ...Show More

Dolly Parton

44:13 | Apr 18th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Dolly Parton. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; http://www...Show More

March

43:38 | Apr 11th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about March. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; http://www.sanspa...Show More

Phalanges (Ft. Picture This)

45:37 | Apr 4th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Phalanges with our good friends from Picture This. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase you...Show More

Boys House (A Boy Who is a House)

41:16 | Mar 28th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about  Boys House (A Boy Who is a House). Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for ...Show More

Bad Animals (Also Fruit)

40:43 | Mar 21st, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Bad Animals (Also Fruit) Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here;...Show More

Pockets Again Maybe

1:01:07 | Mar 14th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Pocket Again… Maybe. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; htt...Show More

Turtles (Feat. Goose)

50:36 | Mar 7th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second with our good friend Goose to talk about Turtles. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for r...Show More

Sanspants Sleepover Part 2 Making Food Part 1

52:34 | Feb 28th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Sanspants Sleepover Part 2 Making Food Part 1. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your t...Show More

Time Travel Part Two Maybe

1:23:54 | Feb 21st, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about time travel part two maybe. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right he...Show More

Jail/What if Adam was a Crow?

1:25:50 | Feb 14th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about jail and what if Adam was a crow. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for ri...Show More

Witches

1:11:04 | Feb 7th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about witches. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; http://www.sans...Show More

Racing

1:06:29 | Jan 31st, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about racing. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; http://www.sansp...Show More

KirstCast Episode One

1:06:41 | Jan 24th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Kirstie Alley in the first episode of the KirstCast. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase y...Show More

Apes (Feat. Ralph America)

1:08:37 | Jan 17th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about apes with our good friend Ralph America. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets ...Show More

Exfoliants

1:03:33 | Jan 10th, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about exfoliants. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; http://www.s...Show More

God

1:04:11 | Jan 3rd, 2018

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about God. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; http://www.sanspant...Show More

Snowmen

56:19 | Dec 27th, 2017

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Snowmen. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; http://www.sans...Show More

Mum Things

1:16:01 | Dec 20th, 2017

In which our heroes shut up for a second to talk about Mum Things. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; http://www.sa...Show More

Hassles

50:17 | Dec 13th, 2017

In which our heroes lock the door, press record, and inconvenience a friend, as we discuss hassles. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tic...Show More

Bees (What if Zoe Was)

55:01 | Dec 6th, 2017

In which our heroes pollinate flowers, create honey, and sting people and die as we discuss bees (What if Zoe was One). Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows a...Show More

Assassins

53:16 | Nov 29th, 2017

In which our heroes choose their target, unsheathe their blades, and fulfill their contracts as we discuss assassins. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and...Show More

Truckin'

52:31 | Nov 22nd, 2017

In which our heroes honk their horn, spin their wheels, and big their rig as they discuss truckin’. Join our brand new facebook group here; https://www.facebook.com/groups/535280830149669/ Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tic...Show More

Bats (the Animal and the Baseball)

54:00 | Nov 15th, 2017

In which our heroes go out to the ball game, take a big swing and try their best at echolocation as we discuss bats (the animal and the baseball). Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; http://www.sanspantsradi...Show More

Knuckles

44:20 | Nov 8th, 2017

In which our heroes look at our hands, wonder what that middle part is and why it cracks as we discuss knuckles. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help suppor...Show More

Dead (Being and Things)

1:03:22 | Nov 1st, 2017

In which our heroes shuffle off the mortal coil, step over to the other side, and embrace finality as we discuss dead (being and things). Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/liv...Show More

Hello and Goodbye (Ciao) (Live from Melb Fringe)

1:07:18 | Oct 25th, 2017

In which our heroes greet one another, nod their heads and then get up and leave as they discuss Hello and Goodbye (Ciao) Live from Melb Fringe. You can watch this episode right here: https://youtu.be/h9d_-x2-6KQ Want to help support the show? S...Show More

Astronauts (Live from Melb Fringe)

1:01:27 | Oct 18th, 2017

In which our heroes chuck on their space suits, count down from ten, and rocket into space as we discuss astronauts. Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com...Show More

Dad Things

1:09:35 | Oct 11th, 2017

In which our heroes fire up the barbie, grow a mean moustache and put on the shortest shorts they can find as they discuss dad things. Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspant...Show More

Utility Belts

1:01:26 | Oct 4th, 2017

In which our heroes fiddle with their gadgets, stock up little ball bearings and find the perfect buckle as they discuss utility belts. Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sa...Show More

City Mouse and Country Mouse

51:04 | Sep 27th, 2017

In which our heroes go to the city, come from the country, mice. Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com USB Tapes: audiobooksontape.com Merch: redbubble.co...Show More

Soap

1:12:49 | Sep 20th, 2017

In which our heroes scrub up, get clean, and end up shiny and new as they discuss soap. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Melb Fringe Shows or UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Already purcha...Show More

Swords

49:58 | Sep 13th, 2017

In which our heroes unsheathe their blades, parry and riposte as we discuss swords. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Melb Fringe Shows or UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Already purchased ...Show More

Singing

1:03:49 | Sep 6th, 2017

In which our heroes hum a tune, play a rhythm, and carry a melody as we discuss singing. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Melb Fringe Shows or UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want to help...Show More

Sixteen Candles (The Movie and The Amount of)

59:24 | Aug 30th, 2017

In which our heroes melt some wax, count out a very specific amount of matches, and get romantic as we discuss sixteen candles Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Melb Fringe Shows or UK tour right here; http://www.s...Show More

Damper

57:16 | Aug 23rd, 2017

In which our heroes sit around the campfire, combine flour and water, and then drizzle some honey on top as they discuss damper. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Melb Fringe Shows or UK tour right here; http://www...Show More

Clowns (Feat. George Dimeralos)

52:47 | Aug 16th, 2017

In which our heroes throw on a red nose, tug at their oversized suspenders, and rule the big top as we discuss clowns. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our Melb Fringe Shows or UK tour right here; http://www.sanspants...Show More

Hay (the Greeting and the Horse Food (Centaurs Part 2 (Centaurs Part 1 Should Have Been a Shut up a Second)))

50:02 | Aug 9th, 2017

In which our heroes greet each other, munch down on some horse food, and then talk a bunch about centaurs as we discuss hay. Head to wish.org/dannyshaves to help out the make-a-wish foundation AND make an old man shave his moustache. Check out our ...Show More

Wishes (Feat. Ralph Attanasia)

1:02:16 | Aug 2nd, 2017

In which our heroes blow out their birthday candles, observe a shooting star, and throw a coin into a well as they support the Make a Wish Foundation and talk Wishes! Head to wish.org/dannyshaves to help out the make-a-wish foundation AND make an ol...Show More

Sanspants Party

1:08:15 | Jul 26th, 2017

In which our heroes chuck on their jammies, pull out the scary movies, and stuff their faces with junk food as we discuss a Sanspants sleepover. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sans...Show More

Foods I Don't Like (Fussy Eaters [Us])

58:38 | Jul 19th, 2017

In which our heroes refuse their dinner, spit out their lunch, and retch at the thought of breakfast as we discuss foods I don't like (fussy eaters [us]). Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http:...Show More

Dongles (Feat. Cass)

48:56 | Jul 12th, 2017

In which our heroes are made generally of plastic, have several important technical parts, and honestly I'm still unsure of what a dongle is as we discuss Dongles. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right h...Show More

Bottled Things

1:00:51 | Jul 5th, 2017

In which our heroes collect a number of miscellaneous materials, search the surrounding area for somewhere to put them, and finally settle on the humble bottle as we discuss: bottled things. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tick...Show More

Mondays

56:29 | Jun 28th, 2017

In which our heroes close out their Sunday, put on their suit and tie, and begin the working week as we discuss Mondays. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ ...Show More

Two Hundred

1:02:05 | Jun 21st, 2017

In which our heroes double fifty, then double that again, and celebrate two centuries of Shut up a Second as we discuss Two Hundred. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio....Show More

Ribbons

46:03 | Jun 14th, 2017

In which our heroes are cut to length, dyed an appropriate color, and tied in a pretty bow as we discuss ribbons. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com/live/ Want t...Show More

Cars Part Two (Feat. Zammit)

1:02:00 | Jun 7th, 2017

In which our heroes spin their tires, rev their engines, and take a cross country roadtrip inside Adam as we discuss Cars Part 2. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsradio.com...Show More

Giants

1:03:24 | May 31st, 2017

In which our heroes grow several sizes, rampage across the country, and are eventually taken down by the military as we discuss Giants. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour right here; http://www.sanspantsrad...Show More

Birthing Animals

53:03 | May 24th, 2017

In which our heroes become impregnated, carry a living being inside them for nine months, only to discover that they have given birth to something shocking as we discuss birthing animals. Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets ...Show More

Comfort (Physical not Emotional)

1:16:24 | May 17th, 2017

In which our heroes get light a roaring fire, get snugged up in a soft blanket, and take gentle sips of a warm cup of tea as we discuss comfort (physical not emotional). Check out our upcoming lives shows and purchase your tickets for our UK tour ri...Show More

Hard Things

51:03 | May 10th, 2017

In which our heroes resemble the front of a baby's head, a plank of solid wood, and a sheet of iron as they discuss hard things. Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio...Show More

Teachers

56:28 | May 3rd, 2017

In which our heroes plan a syllabus, stand up in front of their class, and attempt to educate as we discuss teachers. Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.co...Show More

Soft Things

1:00:49 | Apr 26th, 2017

In which our heroes resemble the back of a baby's head, a marsh of some variety, and the fur of a puppy ad we discuss soft things. Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsrad...Show More

Jellies

50:31 | Apr 19th, 2017

In which our heroes sprinkle crystals into hot water, place everything in the fridge, and then eat a delicious flavored gelatin as we discuss Jellies. Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio P...Show More

Hunks Part II: Babes

1:10:55 | Apr 12th, 2017

In which our heroes throw on a bikini, pose on a motorbike, and glisten in the sun as we discuss hunks part II: babes. Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.c...Show More

Cher

50:09 | Apr 5th, 2017

In which our heroes warm up their vocal cords, strap on their amazing outfits, and go and perform for the troops as they discuss Cher. Want to help support the show? Sanspants+: sanspantsplus.com Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspant...Show More

Bad Weather (Feat. Shanks)

1:46:03 | Mar 29th, 2017

In which our heroes look up at dreary skies, admire the recently formed thunderstorm and just listen to the hail come down as they discuss bad weather. Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkee...Show More

Good Weather (Feat. Shanks)

59:41 | Mar 15th, 2017

In which our heroes look up at sunny skies, admire the recently formed rainbow and just listen to the birds sing as they discuss good weather with Shanks

Cakes (Feat. Ralph Attanasia)

58:53 | Mar 8th, 2017

Cakes In which our heroes grease up some tins, preheat the oven and combine an assortment of ingredients as they discuss cakes.   Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com ...Show More

Dinosaurs Part 2 (Feat. Ralph Attanasia)

1:13:31 | Mar 1st, 2017

In which our heroes head back to the Jurassic, realise that tyrannosauruses have feather and discover that there is only one strain of triceratops as they discuss Dinosaurs. Again.   Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspa...Show More

Animal Kingdom Part Fish (Feat. Adam)

52:46 | Feb 22nd, 2017

In which our heroes take to the seas, grow some gills and lose some brain cells as we talk about Animal Kingdom Part Fish.   Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.com Merch: ...Show More

Pockets

52:10 | Feb 15th, 2017

In which our heroes dig around for loose change, try to look inconspicuous and end up just keeping their hands warm as they discuss pockets.   Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Podkeep: sanspantsradio.podk...Show More

Gators (Feat. Adam)

50:32 | Feb 8th, 2017

In which our heroes head to the bayou, do a strategic barrel roll and open our mouths wide so some kind of heron bird thing can clean our teeth as we discuss Gators.   Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradio Pod...Show More

Best of SUAS S2

59:27 | Feb 1st, 2017

In which our heroes don’t turn up to recording as they are in Sydney and decide to do another clip show instead, so here’s the best bits of Shut up a Second Season 2. Enjoy!   Want to help support the show? Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradi...Show More

Archaeology

47:30 | Jan 25th, 2017

In which we explore ancient ruins, uncover old pieces of pottery, and study humanity by the things it left behind as we discuss Archaeology. We kill a wizard and bury it, read out Aaron's texts on air, and send a ratman off to the lab. Jackson drinks...Show More

Anime (Feat. Adam)

53:23 | Jan 18th, 2017

In which our heroes acquire a mystical destiny, find themselves collecting a multitude of magical creatures, and then just are Japanese Animation as we discuss Anime. We discuss our childhood Anime's, expose Ryder's secret Manga addiction, and get na...Show More

The Amish

57:42 | Jan 11th, 2017

In which we give up on technology, grow massive beards, and chuck on a tall grey top hat as we discuss the Amish. We wonder weather or not tractors are future, define the slappable people in the world, and wonder why Jesus was so worried about hat co...Show More

Banks

45:53 | Jan 4th, 2017

In which our heroes take out a loan, deposit some fat cash, and then rob the place anyway as we discuss banks. We struggle to pronounce words, get stuck on a bank-slide, and enter the wonderful world of 'gines. Duscher has a lot of rules about golf, ...Show More

Bogs (Feat. Adam)

1:02:04 | Dec 28th, 2016

In which our heroes wade waist high into mud, fight a crocodile, and get covered in slime as we discuss bogs. We try to determine the right amount of tines for a fork, discuss Dad Baly's possible immortality, and explain the difference between Bog Mo...Show More

Sleighs (Feat. Adam)

1:04:53 | Dec 21st, 2016

In which our heroes apply a fresh coat of paint, attach some bells and all call shotgun as we discuss sleighs. We struggle to remember the names of Santa’s reindeer, wonder if seagulls really do confuse stop signs and red lights and try to figure out...Show More

Surprise

43:16 | Dec 14th, 2016

In which our heroes surprise everyone by actually doing beans in which we discuss beans. We try to remember the A-Team, fire beans from a gun, and discuss the duo of Baked Beans and Canned Spaghetti. Zoe get's her grapes hassled regarding Hannibal, J...Show More

Trails

58:36 | Dec 7th, 2016

In which our heroes pull on their hiking boots, adjust their caps, and head to the mountains as we discuss trails. We lose our arms and legs but not our sense of determination, try to locate mountains, and do our best to define a trail. Zoe climbs di...Show More

Horses

1:05:02 | Nov 30th, 2016

In which our heroes shake their glorious manes, clop their spectacular hooves, and do that thing where their lips pull back and their scary teeth are revealed as we discuss horses. We talk the fluffiness of Clydesdale, the stupidity of turkeys, and m...Show More

Suits

55:37 | Nov 23rd, 2016

In which our heroes do up their ties, adjust their collars, and put in their cufflinks as we discuss suits. We explore our love for ladies in suits, acquire haunted hands, and fall in love with a Lothario on the beach. Jackson misses ruffles dearly, ...Show More

Knives

1:03:07 | Nov 16th, 2016

In which our heroes melt some metal, pour it into a mould, and then sharpen the heck out of it as we discuss knives. We try to convert knives into currency, try to figure out what's so sticky on Zoe’s chair (it was cordial), and discuss dick chopping...Show More

Musicals

1:01:07 | Nov 9th, 2016

In which our heroes clear their throats, open their mouths, and sing with the voice of a million angles as we discuss musicals. We basically write and perform the songs of Titanic the Musical, give praise to Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, and try...Show More

Revenge (Feat. Adam)

56:43 | Nov 2nd, 2016

In which our heroes get slighted, spend days plotting, and wreck a terrible revenge as we discuss, well, revenge. We unearth kookaburras from the ground, get mad at rude dogs, and take the fight to the moths. Jackson enters a duel against the duke, Z...Show More

Birds Part III: Fancy Birds

51:49 | Oct 26th, 2016

In which our heroes look to the skies, are amazed by wildlife and decide to revisit an old favourite while talking Birds III: Fancy Birds. Join the gang as they dive deep to play the classic "fancy or fuck off" game, explore a world where virgin bloo...Show More

Alcohol

47:00 | Oct 19th, 2016

In which our heroes pull up a stool, pour themselves a pint and chug while talking alcohol. The gang quickly discover the futility of trying to tell a good drinking story, attempt to make fancy drinks out of gross things and educate our overseas audi...Show More

Lego (The Brick)

1:00:22 | Oct 11th, 2016

In which our heroes tear open boxes, watch as the pieces fly all over the floor and never manage to find all the bits while discussing Lego. It's a fun filled time as the gang explore the reality of Action Man vs Max Steel, revisit the moment that to...Show More

Snow (Feat. Adam)

54:08 | Oct 5th, 2016

In which our heroes throw on jackets, pull their hoods tight and step out into a wintery abyss while talking snow. Join the team as they explore the grim reality of penguin slaves, name drop local snow places for Melbourne and keep referencing Sanspa...Show More

Supermarkets

52:26 | Sep 28th, 2016

In which our heroes browse the aisles, examine fruit and visit the fresh produce as we discuss supermarkets. Join the boys as they examine the benefit of supermarkets for animals, Recover the long forgotten Super Kmart and try to figure out if a man ...Show More

Pots and Pans

1:04:33 | Sep 21st, 2016

In which our heroes are made of ceramic, are designed to contain things, and are sometimes expensive as we discuss pots. We reminisce about pottery class, try to define a pot, and are blown away by the fact that owls are everywhere. Jackson doesn’t u...Show More

Post-Apocalyptic Earth

1:01:03 | Sep 14th, 2016

In which our heroes strap on their leathers, hop in their jeep and fight over water as we discuss Post-Apocalyptic Earth. We panic over the coming beast wars, boil the sea and eat fancy Italian cakes. Zoe has it in for pigeons, Jackson gets put down ...Show More

Doctors (Again)

50:58 | Sep 7th, 2016

In which our heroes put on their scrubs, pull out their scalpel, and perform dangerous surgery as we discuss doctors (again). We discuss the need for brains, try to locate our stomachs, and mispronounce tourniquet. Edgoose is fairly sure he could per...Show More

Superpowers

52:29 | Aug 31st, 2016

In which our heroes fall into a pool of radiation, have their bodies changed on a molecular level, and develop wondrous abilities as we discuss superpowers. We get stuck in an airtight room, discuss wisdom teeth, and and get hassled by Adam. Zoe just...Show More

Wagons (Feat. Adam)

46:07 | Aug 24th, 2016

In which our heroes have four wheels, are painted red, and have a metal handle as we discuss wagons. We all do silly voices, talk premie babies, and read out a URL. Duscher steals the sun, Adam acts as a bridge between friends, Zoe explains a ricksha...Show More

Getting Old/People

57:57 | Aug 16th, 2016

In which our heroes age rapidly, begin to mumble, and get put in a home as we discuss Old, Getting/People. We discuss basic madness, the confusing nature of a pulse beat, and try to get a handle on androids. Jackson sheds a tear for the last Barry, Z...Show More

Crime III: Cops

1:07:30 | Aug 10th, 2016

In which our heroes chuck on their uniforms, head to the crime scene, and start arresting everyone in sight as we discuss Crime III: Cops. We suggest a new branch for the military, figure out the police officers of the animal kingdom, and clear up th...Show More

Talking Animal Movies But Not Animated Ones, Ones Like Homeward Bound

50:02 | Aug 3rd, 2016

In which our heroes lose their owners, set out on a magical journey, and aren’t animated as they talk talking dog movies but not animated ones ones like homeward bound. We talk varying different dog breeds, sing a song from an Australian classic, and...Show More

Gambling (Feat. George Dimarelos)

1:03:28 | Jul 27th, 2016

In which our heroes roll the dice, pick a card, and place their bets as we discuss gambling. We talk losing body parts, the true blue game of two up, and the dangers of putting lottery winners name in the newspaper. Duscher wonders why it took too lo...Show More

Google. Yes, the Search Engine.

56:23 | Jul 20th, 2016

In which our heroes have a question, can't find the answer, and so turn to Google for help as we discuss Google. We worry about people living in our cupboards, trash talk the far inferior search engines of Yahoo and Bing, and inevitably discuss Nan ....Show More

The Internet

45:35 | Jul 13th, 2016

In which our heroes hack the mainframe, surf the information superhighway, and search the ‘net as they discuss The Internet. We reminisce over internet sounds, turn the internet into a butler, and partake in arts and crafts. Jackson describes the fir...Show More

Bridges

53:12 | Jul 6th, 2016

In which our heroes find a running body of water, decide they need to get across to the other side, and try and nut out a solution to their problem as we discuss bridges. We talk about the historical use of canyons, Jackson's personal memoirs, and ma...Show More

Bush Rangers (Feat. DCM Works)

50:37 | Jun 29th, 2016

In which our heroes steal horses, rob carriages, stand and deliver and talk about bush rangers. We enjoy Australian's excuse for battle armour, want to take selfies with dead crooks and laugh at dumb past scientists for think Australia was a differen...Show More

Digits

59:21 | Jun 22nd, 2016

In which our heroes cross their fingers, cross their toes and howl in agony when the sound of snapping bones reminds them that “crossing” isn’t really in toes’ wheelhouse as we discuss Digits. We reach a very quick consensus on extra thumbs, consider...Show More

Cake!

1:19:00 | Jun 8th, 2016

In which our heroes erroneously prepare for a big turnout, cut mammoth slices that nobody would sensibly request and are forced to follow a satisfying meal with gigantic slabs of sugar as we discuss cake. We push our pathetic plastic dessert forks in...Show More

Unsolved Mysteries (Feat. Adam)

1:02:30 | Jun 1st, 2016

In which our heroes are confronted with the unknown and the mysterious and do their best to solve the unsolved mysteries of the world. We pay too much for meat pies, get distracted by Jackson's fantastic dog and get stung by bees when we sleep in the...Show More

Fish (Feat. Leo James)

56:15 | May 25th, 2016

In which our heroes clean their aquarium, go down to the local fish n chip shop, buy too many dim sims and chat about all things fish. We discuss fish funerals, steal the superpowers we assume that sea creatures  have and inevitably create a wet apoc...Show More

Cards

55:59 | May 18th, 2016

In which our heroes shuffle the deck, criticize each-other’s deck-shuffling techniques and angrily reshuffle the deck as we discuss playing cards. We find ourselves underwhelmed by the nominally supernatural world of tarot, demand a greater level of ...Show More

Serial Killers

1:12:31 | May 11th, 2016

In which our heroes select their murder methods, leave their calling cards and attempt to evade an ever-growing investigation as we discuss serial killers. We propose applications for disembodied arms, exploit the shortcomings of island law and exami...Show More

Alberts (Feat. TDB)

58:38 | May 4th, 2016

In which our heroes look up the meanings of our name, change them all to better ones and immediately regret it as we discuss Alberts. We find weird fatty lumps on our bodies, discover how being an Albert would change our lives and turn Albert into an...Show More

Sponges

1:02:49 | Apr 27th, 2016

In which our heroes make a mess in the ocean, try to clean it all up and wonder how water gets so clean while discussing sponges. We have a guess about how many people tried to build the Ark before Noah, try to sell effective crime scene cleaning spo...Show More

Cabins

54:32 | Apr 20th, 2016

In which our heroes move out to the woods to escape the hustle and bustle of a modern big city, overcome a mid-life career crisis and wonder what to do with all these logs as we discuss cabins. We make our own three bedroom cabins, dissect the motive...Show More

Pencils

1:03:19 | Apr 13th, 2016

In which our heroes take out their pencil sharpener, sharpen the lead to a perfect point to only have it instantly break as they discuss pencils. We discover the corruption of kid’s birthday party games, break pencils all day long and bask in the nos...Show More

Candy

58:55 | Apr 6th, 2016

In which our heroes avoid the dentist, go hunting for an everlasting gobstopper and eat their body weight in sugar as they discuss candy. We become the star attraction on the circus circuit, send letters to candy suppliers for nefarious reasons and d...Show More

Bicycles (Feat. George Dima)

1:07:38 | Mar 30th, 2016

In which our heroes put on their lycra, pump up their tyres, find their safest helmet and start peddling as they talk all things bicycles. We take a look at the four set phrases bosses say, wonder if death threats make something cool and then just sp...Show More

High School LIVE!

56:50 | Mar 23rd, 2016

In which our heroes climb the stage, regress ten years, and head to class as they discuss high school. We look at the unjust nature of some teachers, try to fix education, and wonder what kind of hellschool would ban best friends. Zammit channels his...Show More

Swamps

49:08 | Mar 16th, 2016

In which our heroes put on a pair of gumboots, douse ourselves with insect repellent and wade out into the depths as we discuss swamps. We attempt to work out the difference between a swamp, a mangrove, a wetland and a marsh, feed carrots to human te...Show More

Best of Season 1

50:19 | Mar 9th, 2016

In which our heroes don’t turn up to recording, take a week off and decide to do a clip show instead, so it’s the best bits of Shut up a Second Season 1! Alli shifts through the archive to find the best moments, we remember Duscher’s dad’s tussle wit...Show More

Shoes (Feat. Sonia Di Iorio)

1:09:19 | Mar 2nd, 2016

In which our heroes go out for a night on the town and can’t decide between high-heels, sneakers and our much beloved crocs as they discuss shoes. We work out why shoes don’t make sounds, reinvent rollerblades and discover pocket socks. Jackson think...Show More

Conspiracy Theroies Part II: Conspiracy Theories Again

40:50 | Feb 24th, 2016

In which our heroes connect tenuous dots, make some barely convincing arguments and are unmoved in our beliefs as we discuss conspiracy theories… again. We elect a cactus, punch children for doubting the moon landing and are astounded by how many peo...Show More

Octopuses (Feat. Jarrod Pickford)

48:06 | Feb 17th, 2016

In which our heroes gain extra limbs, use their suction cups to get stuck to the ceiling and release the kraken as they discuss octopuses, octopi and/or octopodes. We find the sweet release of death blue-ringed octopuses provide, discover the best us...Show More

John Cena (Feat. Edgoose)

57:56 | Feb 10th, 2016

In which our heroes get swole, oil up their rippling bodies, put on some brightly coloured spandex and hop into the ring as they talk about the greatest wrestler in history, John Cena. We find new and exciting professions for Mr Cena, work out just w...Show More

Garbage

54:57 | Feb 4th, 2016

In which our heroes rummage through the house, gather everything into piles and work out what items to throw out as we discuss garbage. We try and figure out the difference between garbage and recycling, discover poop-pipes and decide when is the rig...Show More

Babies (Feat. Ben Ludekens)

53:02 | Jan 27th, 2016

In which our heroes regress back to eating all their food through the time honoured airplane method, shake brightly coloured rattles and automatically look adorable in tiny outfits while we discuss babies. We unwillingly keep an accidental dead baby ...Show More

Beds (Feat. Michael Shanks)

1:14:34 | Jan 20th, 2016

In which our heroes hog the doona, complain that it’s too hot and end up sticking a leg out the side as they discuss beds. We fill mattresses with live eels, mash potato and copies of M*A*S*H, try to work out why we use Zzzz to denote sleep and learn...Show More

Crocodiles

1:06:21 | Jan 13th, 2016

In which our heroes hang out in the Louisiana swamps, have two sets of eyelids, and get hunted by hillbillies as we discuss crocodiles. We try to work out if crocodiles could conceivably drive a car, play with the idea of a Crocodile uprising and con...Show More

Pests

1:15:11 | Jan 6th, 2016

In which our heroes reach for their Aeroguard, scratch their bites, throw rocks at beehives and discuss the world of pests. We work out how big a monitor lizard mousetrap would need to be, if a lobster swarm is more a blessing than a curse and the co...Show More

Immortal Beings

1:00:24 | Dec 30th, 2015

In which our heroes never age, never get sick and never die as they discuss immortal beings. We seek the sweet release of death, realise how Benjamin Buttonism is the worst version of immortality and try and pinpoint some actual immortals. Jackson de...Show More

Elves

1:09:40 | Dec 24th, 2015

In which our heroes venture to the North Pole, get trapped in Santa’s workshop and are forced to make small talk with his little helpers which inevitably turns to elves. We talk about the deep connection between Mrs Claus and Idris Elba, how white-br...Show More

Breakfast (LIVE)

53:16 | Dec 17th, 2015

In which our heroes wake up, look in the pantry, realise they’re standing before a live audience and discuss breakfast. We discuss the importance of keeping regular, the dangers of eating a meal at the wrong time, and try to get to the bottom of the ...Show More

Presidents

1:12:43 | Dec 10th, 2015

In which our heroes accept donations from dubious corporations for future political favour, hire the best campaign manager money can buy and go to the polls to discuss Presidents. We come up with fool proof long cons, replace the president with ourse...Show More

Triangles

44:15 | Dec 3rd, 2015

In which our heroes get equilateral, isosceles, and also scalene as they discuss triangles. We sort out how new age toasters work, teach school kids maths, and find triangles in the room. Jackson wants to be buried in a pyramid, Zoe thinks that trian...Show More

Bats (Feat. Claire Sullivan)

1:00:19 | Nov 26th, 2015

In which our heroes hang from the rafters, navigate by sonar and feast on bugs and insects as they discuss bats. We consider the differences between bats and flying foxes, venture briefly into the creepiness of balloons, and eventually get back on th...Show More

Burrows and/or Burrowers

41:24 | Nov 24th, 2015

In which our heroes dig a whole, set up camp and try to avoid letting the rain in their underground home as they discuss burrowers… or burrows. No one really knows. We hide bodies into taxidermy animals, fill burrows with objects and work out what vi...Show More

Birds II: Are There Any Birds Left? (Feat. Dave Warneke)

1:02:35 | Nov 19th, 2015

In which our heroes spread their wings, take to the skies, and head south for winter as they discuss birds… Again. We replace our faces with beaks, question if we can eat roosters and attempt to name as many birds as possible to disappointing results...Show More

Masks

42:41 | Nov 17th, 2015

In which our heroes get invited to a masquerade ball, attempt to conceal their faces and end up in the thrall of Loki as they discuss masks. We discuss which superhero has the worst mask, how to last minute MacGyver a mask using items only found in y...Show More

Birds (Feat. Dave Warneke)

58:58 | Nov 12th, 2015

In which our heroes spread their wings, take to the skies, and head south for winter as they discuss birds. We upset our Adelaide fans, have vivid man-dreams and attempt to pin down the abilities of a flamingo. Jackson discovers that this podcast can...Show More

Lamps (Feat. Jarrod Pickford)

56:40 | Nov 10th, 2015

In which our heroes wonder why it’s so dark, flick switches and illuminate the room so we can discuss lamps. We try to work out if whales have bad breath, attempt to get way more sleep than humanly needed and think the astro-globe is much cooler. Jac...Show More

Video Games

1:25:27 | Nov 5th, 2015

In which our heroes stock up on lives, grab as many health potions as they can and use a cheat code to unlock all vehicles and unlimited ammo as we discuss video games. We create video games out of mundane household tasks, make a cashier simulator an...Show More

Hair (Feat. Matt Harvey)

55:44 | Nov 3rd, 2015

In which our heroes run their greasy hands through special guest Matt Harvey’s luscious red locks, break out the scissors, hair dye and the trimmer before giving up and heading down to the salon to talk about all things hair. We shape Hitler’s army i...Show More

Ghouls

47:13 | Oct 29th, 2015

In which our heroes dress up in costumes, get permission from their parents to go out trick or treating and eat stale chocolate as they talk about ghouls for the Shut Up It's Halloween Special. We waste wishes on chips and dip, give wet Dobby a lift ...Show More

Automobiles

52:49 | Oct 21st, 2015

In which our heroes fill her up with premium 98, put the pedal to the metal, and instantly get a parking fine as we discuss automobiles. We make wheels out of fruit, learn about the greatest inventor who ever lived and discover just how jelly really ...Show More

Trains

40:26 | Oct 15th, 2015

In which our heroes listen out for the conductors whistle, check the nearest timetable, and make sure they have their boarding pass ready as they discuss trains. We deliver instruments in the worst way possible, learn a little about whale dicks, and ...Show More

Australia LIVE!

1:08:39 | Oct 10th, 2015

In which our heroes get on stage, improvise the starting song and giggle with the crowd while we discuss Australia LIVE! We give animals peanut butter, get the Skippy Bush Kangaroo cast drunk and work out where Lassie is from. Jackson has a backup hy...Show More

Planes

1:11:19 | Oct 8th, 2015

In which our heroes put their tray tables up, their seats in an upright position, and stow their luggage beneath their seats as they discuss planes. We try to work out if we can replace our genitals with aircraft, do bad German accents, and discover ...Show More

Light Bulbs

53:16 | Oct 1st, 2015

In which our heroes get illuminated, have some great ideas, dance around the street lamps and discuss light bulbs. We discuss the appropriate sound effects for a good or bad idea, which orifice would be the best light source and spend a lot of time t...Show More

Trees

40:59 | Sep 29th, 2015

In which our heroes sway with the wind, get infested with beetles and are turned into wood pulp as they discuss trees. We wonder what a bonsai tastes like, discover why vegetarians won’t eat figs and learn about a tree that has a vendetta against the...Show More

Cats

58:34 | Sep 24th, 2015

In which our heroes purr like a cat, hiss like a cat, and meow like a cat as they discuss all things cats! We feel uncomfortable about cat tongues, navigate by the sun and try to work out the story of Puss in Boots. Jackson comes up with great animal...Show More

Fate

1:10:20 | Sep 22nd, 2015

In which our heroes look into a crystal ball and just see a screaming crab-man, select the kicked-in-the-head-by-a-mule tarot card from the deck and have their palms read by a shady gypsy in a caravan as they discuss fate. We put Jesus on the moon, m...Show More

The Future

56:59 | Sep 17th, 2015

In which our heroes get out their markers, poster paper, and make a five year plan to discuss the future. We struggle to spell types of lettuce, throw a house where a horse’s head should be and wake up in the future-past-future. Jackson injects music...Show More

Crows

52:03 | Sep 15th, 2015

In which our heroes get distracted by shiny objects, become the animalistic embodiment of ferrying souls of the dead and apply for the job of being Odin’s eyes as they discuss crows. We discuss the origin of Sing a Song of Sixpence, get spooked about...Show More

Baly Family Circus 2: Father's Day Special!

1:03:09 | Sep 10th, 2015

In which our heroes buy gifts Dad clearly doesn’t want, make him veggies for breakfast with an egg and help him with the garden in preparation for the Baly Family Circus Part 2: Father’s Day Special! We get scared of cows and other farmyard animals, ...Show More

Puberty... Again

59:43 | Sep 8th, 2015

In which our heroes celebrate 100 episodes by going back to their humble beginnings, include Duscher in on their original discussion and drink to 100 more as they discuss puberty… again. We commemorate the fact that nothing’s changed, talk about the ...Show More

Meat Part III 'Crete

42:36 | Sep 3rd, 2015

In which our heroes build houses using Edison’s famous mould, crumble under pressure and conclude the fan favourite Meat rhyming trilogy with Meat Part III: ‘Crete… as in Concrete. It’s a heavy journey as the gang attempt to seal everything with conc...Show More

Meat Part II Feet

52:48 | Sep 1st, 2015

In which our heroes kick off their shoes, throw away their socks and just let it all hang out while discussing Meat Part II: Feet. This week we try to replace feet with animals, judge society’s wealth by the intensity of their forehead bruises and ul...Show More

Dragons

1:11:08 | Aug 27th, 2015

In which our heroes grab their swords and boards, don full plate amour and eat an orange as they discuss dragons. We wonder what a Chinese Dragon would taste like, obtain our own hoards from small town folk and Bed, Bath and Beyond, try to work out t...Show More

Earthquakes

1:00:35 | Aug 20th, 2015

In which our heroes find places to hide, brace for impact and ride it out as they discuss earthquakes. We discuss the benefits of government mandated free wizards in disaster relief, wonder why Poseidon has horses in his repertoire of things under hi...Show More

Hot Beverages

53:17 | Aug 13th, 2015

In which our heroes boil the kettle, brew, infuse and sip on a good ol’ cuppa joe and discuss hot beverages. We question why pineapple doughnuts even came to be, how incompetent the emperors of history are, and how sassy coffee really is. Jackson can...Show More

Desert Islands

1:01:27 | Aug 6th, 2015

In which our heroes forget to pack sunscreen, drink too much sea water, misspell HELP with pieces of driftwood and discuss desert islands. We try to figure out the best celebrity to hate-share an island with, create a list of island rules and spend a...Show More

Bugs

1:09:49 | Jul 30th, 2015

In which our heroes under go a metamorphosis to become even more handsomer, burrow through several layers of dirt, and collect leaf litter to make a tiny house as we discuss bugs. We discuss the beginnings of a serial killer, confuse some bugs with s...Show More

Puppets

1:02:02 | Jul 24th, 2015

In which our heroes get their strings cut, remove the hand from out of their butt, and speak for themselves as we discuss puppets. We end up in a giant man made sock puppet outfit, debate the potential benefit of being a ventriloquist dummy when it c...Show More

Meat

57:03 | Jul 23rd, 2015

In which our heroes put on a bloody apron, head to the nearest abattoir and hack up a carcass as they discuss meat. We discuss the titles of our new albums, the employment of skeletons, and all the different kind of things you can sausage. Jackson’s ...Show More

Vampires

1:04:36 | Jul 16th, 2015

In which our heroes drink some holy water, eat a clove of garlic and try to stab themselves in the heart as they discuss vampires. We look at the dangers of drinking 80s blood, examine the difference between sheep and vampires, and express our apprec...Show More

Surgery

49:25 | Jul 9th, 2015

In which our heroes put on their scrubs, sharpen their scalpels, try not to gag at the sight of blood and discuss surgery. We tell the story of Face-Off, bond over terrifying experiences of waking up during surgery and inevitably talk far too much ab...Show More

Spiders

56:48 | Jul 2nd, 2015

In which our heroes get caught in a web, become trapped like flies and struggle to break free as we discuss the terrifying creepy crawly that is spiders. We try to imagine eating spiders, wonder where a goat would expel silk, and sympathise with the ...Show More

Crime Part II: The Mafia

59:11 | Jun 25th, 2015

In which our heroes are made an offer they can’t refuse, get fitted for their concrete boots and end up sleeping with the fishes as they discuss Crime Part II: The Mafia. We wonder what the correct procedure is for waking up next to a horse’s head, a...Show More

Lemons and Lemonade

43:52 | Jun 18th, 2015

In which our heroes slam a shot of tequila, baste a chicken and make a sour juice all while avoiding scurvy as we discuss lemons, and in turn, lemonade. We discuss terrifying hypotheticals involving replacing body parts with lemons, practice painting...Show More

Skeletons

50:58 | Jun 10th, 2015

In which our heroes remove their skin, polish their bones, and make their best creaking sounds as we discuss skeletons. We discover the downsides of having no body or connective tissue, attempt to turn ribcages into musical instruments, and question ...Show More

Fruit

55:56 | Jun 4th, 2015

In which our heroes go bananas, become the apple of everyone’s eye and get their melons out as we discuss fruit. We learn how strawberries are racist, that Donald Glover is the human embodiment of grapes, the true origin of the word orange and the cu...Show More

Snakes

57:51 | May 28th, 2015

In which our heroes slither along the ground on their bellies, get milked for anti-venom, swallow mice whole and digest them over the next few days as we discuss snakes. We ask who would win in a fight between a tiger snake, a tiger shark and a tiger...Show More

Princesses

53:50 | May 21st, 2015

In which our heroes put on their finest frocks, adjust their sparkly tiaras, wait to be rescued by a dashing prince and discuss the majestic world of princesses. We look at what it takes to be considered a true Disney princess, whether Belle has it b...Show More

Desserts

57:53 | May 14th, 2015

In which our heroes get slathered in chocolate, burn their mouths biting into a hot jam donut, and get a brain freeze from eating too much ice-cream as we discuss desserts. We take death by chocolate a little too literal, look into the history of Bab...Show More

Tornadoes

1:08:44 | May 7th, 2015

In which our heroes imitate airborne cattle, consult their weather forecasts, run for cover and discuss the spinning menaces that are tornadoes. We discuss the utterly terrifying firenado, argue about the differences between hurricanes and cyclones, ...Show More

War

59:10 | Apr 30th, 2015

In which our heroes don their armour, access the nuclear strike codes, smear black greasepaint all over their faces and prepare to go to war. We examine decapitations of enemies, the motivation to create insect and arachnid destroying shoe-guns and p...Show More

Vikings

50:00 | Apr 22nd, 2015

In which our heroes get rowdy, row a few longboats and then attempt to pillage every town in sight while we discuss vikings. We try to figure out the best way to raze a village, discuss the logistics of a suicide pact to sneak into Valhalla and then ...Show More

Ghosts

1:07:46 | Apr 16th, 2015

In which our heroes put batteries in their EVPs, holster their dowsing rods and become drenched in ectoplasm as they discuss ghosts. The team spook themselves as they share their own haunting tales of survival while items in the studio start flying a...Show More

Hats

45:47 | Apr 9th, 2015

In which our heroes climb to the top of the wardrobe in search of Lincoln’s headwear of choice, and snap the brims of their baseball caps while we chat about hats. We examine the use of buckets as headgear when working outdoors, which animal would ma...Show More

Crabs

44:14 | Apr 2nd, 2015

In which our heroes protect their soft shells, carefully scuttle barefoot across the sand, wave our pincers in the air like we just don’t care and discuss crabs. We look into job opportunities available outside of the ocean, the feasibility of crab-t...Show More

Cheesy Action Movies

55:44 | Mar 26th, 2015

In which our heroes brace for impact, work on their catch phrases, fail to do cool-guy walks away from explosions and discuss cheesy action movies. We look at Whoopi Goldberg’s secret history with dinosaurs cops, the best 80s theme song and why anyon...Show More

Art

57:11 | Mar 19th, 2015

In which our heroes put on their protective smocks, channel their inner Bob Ross, forget to rinse their paintbrushes after use and talk about all things art. We discuss the inevitable emo-art-teenage-journal phase, the harsh censorship that comes wit...Show More

Spies

1:06:59 | Mar 12th, 2015

In which our heroes order a martini, take a sip, realise that maybe this spy gig really isn’t for them and wonders if anyone is interested in state secrets. We find the endless possibilities of bobby pins, the most unlikely (and unsuccessful) spies a...Show More

Pirates

56:25 | Mar 5th, 2015

In which our heroes travel the high seas, walk the plank and wear eye patches to discuss pirates. We embellish on the time honoured tradition of piracy by stealing witches, catapulting tigers, replacing peg legs with elephant feet, piercing ears for ...Show More

Dogs

57:38 | Feb 26th, 2015

In which our heroes get let off the leash, run around the park some and get in trouble for rolling in something as they discuss dogs. We sigh in sadness as dogs break up the Beatles, cower in fear at a dog-run Russia, and ponder the effectiveness of ...Show More

Animal Kingdom IV: A New Hope

55:15 | Feb 19th, 2015

In which our heroes revisit the wondrous world of the animal kingdom by playing god and creating their own dream creatures that seemingly sit on the fence between adorable and terrifying. We discover how close monkeys are to driving cars and buying s...Show More

A Very 2015 Sanspants Valentine's Day

47:49 | Feb 12th, 2015

In which our heroes give up on finding Duscher a valentine, notice how long it's been since we recorded anything, and leap into the studio to bust out something before the big day. We discuss EJ's inability to refer to her own genitals, Saint Valenti...Show More

A Very 2014 Sanspants Valentine's Day

53:04 | Feb 5th, 2015

In which our heroes are still taking a break from recording, still spending a small amount of time with our loved ones, so we’re re-releasing our 2014 Valentines Day Special. Duscher still hasn’t found himself a new lady and/or man for the big day an...Show More

A Very 2013 Sanspants Valentine's Day

1:04:44 | Jan 29th, 2015

In which our heroes take a break from recording, spend a small amount of time with some loved ones and re-release our 2013 Valentines Day Special in an attempt to buy Duscher enough time to find himself a new lady and/or man for the big day. We discu...Show More

Crime

57:34 | Jan 22nd, 2015

In which our heroes find a zone of immunity where they can conspire to their hearts content, have our in-house lawyer Charles on speed dial as we plan all sorts of crime. From inconspicuously stealing a bridge to straight up murdering a guy, we expan...Show More

Sandwiches

55:26 | Jan 15th, 2015

In which our heroes honour our favourite 18th Century Earl by getting yelled at for constantly smearing greasy meat stains all over their clothes, playing-cards and other people and so come up with a genius idea; the humble sandwich. We explore the w...Show More

Treasure

56:42 | Jan 8th, 2015

In which our heroes are hoarded by dragons, pilfered by tomb raiders and plundered by pirates as they go looking for treasure. We discuss the reliabilities of old gypsies, our concerns with baboon wrestling, and the griffon epidemic of World War II. ...Show More

Space

48:20 | Jan 1st, 2015

In which our heroes pulse like a quasar, suck like a black hole and explode like a dying sun as they discuss space. We try and decipher the best way to go into space, shed light on the thing wheel and worship the humble dung beetle. Jackson gets caug...Show More

A Very 2014 Sanspants Christmas

50:09 | Dec 25th, 2014

In which our heroes jingle bells, deck halls, and ride in Santa’s sleigh tonight as we bring you our 2014 Sanspants Christmas Special. In this episode we look at the still mystifying nature of eggnog, the medical benefits of beetles, and the exciteme...Show More

A Very 2013 Sanspants Christmas

1:00:06 | Dec 18th, 2014

In which our heroes keep taking a break from recording, eat a whole Christmas ham, and re-release our 2013 Christmas Special in a vain effort to buy us more ham-time. In this episode we completely forget everything we learned about eggnog last Christ...Show More

A Very 2012 Sanspants Christmas

1:01:19 | Dec 11th, 2014

In which our heroes get out of the studio, spend time with our friends and family and hastily re-release our 2012 Christmas Special to keep you jerks happy and to buy us some time. In this episode we try to make our own eggnog, discover the secret th...Show More

Tom Hanks

42:45 | Dec 4th, 2014

In which our heroes get cast away, cannot sleep in Seattle, and try to save Private Ryan whilst discussing Tom Hanks. We talk Jennifer Grey's nose, silent restaurants, and Jackson and Duscher's six year romantic relationship. Jackson reveals Tom Hank...Show More

Royalty

49:52 | Nov 27th, 2014

In which our heroes don a crown, put on their king-capes, and get coronated as we talk Royalty. We discuss the neccesity of legs, the dangers of playing pretend, and putting speedholes on a jousting horse. Jackson decides he wants a dangerous crown, ...Show More

Trolls

45:00 | Nov 20th, 2014

In which our heroes spoil milk, steal babies, and hassle the three billy goats gruff as we talk about trolls. We discuss the agricultural competency of trolls, the proper size for trolls, the sentient level of trolls in comparison to hippos and the p...Show More

Knights

45:37 | Nov 13th, 2014

In which our heroes polish their suits of armour, sharpen their swords and discuss all things knights on their quest to slay a dragon. We look at the cost/benefit of being an armour squire, the hustle and bustle of the local wife market and wonder wh...Show More

Cannibals

54:54 | Nov 6th, 2014

In which our heroes wash up on a desert island, draw straws, and do whatever it takes to survive as we talk cannibals. We discuss the dangers of eating brains, the nature of worms, and which Sanspants member is the tastiest. Jackson wants to lick the...Show More

Graveyards

46:36 | Oct 30th, 2014

In which our heroes erect a tombstone, put on their mourning clothes, have a good grieve and discuss graveyards. We contemplate keeping our dead bodies out of New Zealand, shooting them into space, and protecting them from wolves. Jackson gives liste...Show More

Fifty

1:00:50 | Oct 23rd, 2014

In which our heroes break out the good china, pop some champagne, put on their party hats, and toast to fifty episodes of Shut Up a Second. We wonder if there's a difference between being half dead and half alive, mix up our cereals until it's just c...Show More

Carnivals

54:01 | Oct 16th, 2014

In which our heroes roll on up, buy some peanuts, and try and avoid the clowns. We look at the nutritional value of peanuts, the patience of stupid farm folk and the right way to recruit a freak . Jackson wonders about the prerequisites for being a b...Show More

The Moon

50:25 | Oct 9th, 2014

In which our heroes orbit the earth, control the tides, and provide light by having the sun reflect off of them. It's a crater filled, desolate adventure as we cruise around in our buggies and talk everything moon. Jackson considers alternate, more a...Show More

Cowboys

42:08 | Oct 2nd, 2014

In which our heroes holster their revolvers, walk right into the bar, and order a whiskey straight. It's a gun toting, toothpick chewing, horse riding adventure as the posse explores everything cowboy. Jackson looks at the poop-related struggles of l...Show More

Teeth

49:48 | Sep 25th, 2014

In which our heroes pretend to floss daily and watch out for the silent killer; plague. It’s all things dental as we take an in depth look at teeth. Jackson is downright offended at the gangs blind hatred of soup, Zoe introduces us to the Lovecraftia...Show More

Farms

43:58 | Sep 18th, 2014

In which our heroes adjust their sunhats, put on their blue denim overalls and start chewing on some wheat to go water them there horses. It’s back breaking labour as we all tend to our own quaint little farm while Jackson extolls the virtues of the ...Show More

Caves

44:20 | Sep 11th, 2014

In which our heroes strap on their hat-torches, hook in their carabiners, tug twice if anything goes wrong and descend deep into the bowels of the earth. We discuss those giant holes in the ground otherwise known as caves as Jackson does his best to ...Show More

Milk

47:32 | Sep 4th, 2014

In which our heroes break into the shed and start yanking on cow udders. In the thrilling conclusion to our three part-mini series on the staples, we discuss our favourite white liquid; milk. We’re guzzling as much cow-juice as humanly possible as Ja...Show More

Eggs

45:58 | Aug 28th, 2014

In which out heroes break out of their shells and make some omelettes. In part two of our three part mini-series on the staples, we discuss the best part of a chicken that isn't it's breast, leg or thigh; eggs. We’re walking on eggshells as Jackson p...Show More

Bread

37:38 | Aug 21st, 2014

In which our heroes take out some greasy meats, a little cheese and some butter from the fridge to make a sandwich. In part one of our three part mini-series on the staples, we discuss the pinnacle of human invention: bread. We go on a carb loaded jo...Show More

The Gangs Back Together Promo

10:38 | Aug 14th, 2014

In which our heroes have a touching reunion.

Hunks

39:21 | Aug 13th, 2014

In which our heroes have a sleepover and stay up late talking about cute boys. For the last episode of our guest season, Jackson and Duscher explore all things hunk with male-thigh enthusiast Bridget McNamara. Join us as we argue about what features ...Show More

Urban Legends

43:07 | Aug 13th, 2014

In which our heroes go out for a Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary. Jackson and Zoe talk Urban Legends with our good friend and private eye TDB (the D is for danger proving once again that you shouldn’t give yourself a nickname). Listen in as we di...Show More

Dinosaurs

51:25 | Aug 13th, 2014

In which our heroes get down on the floor and encourage everybody to do some kind of dance routine. Jackson and Duscher are joined by part-time dinosaur enthusiast and full time artist Nathan Davis. We collectively fight our urge to sing the Jurassic...Show More

Doctors

45:33 | Aug 13th, 2014

In which our heroes turn their heads and cough. Jackson and Zoe are joined by Zoe's heterosexual life partner Kristina where we get the inside scoop on doctor/patient confidentiality, explain bug catchers and wonder why so many people are ashamed to ...Show More

Killer Insects

49:11 | Aug 13th, 2014

In which our heroes discuss birds, spiders and eventually bees.

Beauty

35:08 | Aug 13th, 2014

In which our heroes are so vain they probably think this podcast is about them.

Board Games

41:36 | Aug 13th, 2014

In which our heroes go directly to jail, don't pass go nor collect their $200.

Sleep

43:41 | Aug 13th, 2014

In which our heroes demand a bed time story.

Laziness

35:03 | Aug 13th, 2014

In which our heroes [insert text here].

Sharks

51:51 | Aug 13th, 2014

In which our heroes need a bigger boat.

Baly Family Circus

55:24 | Aug 13th, 2014

In which our heroes get a little familial.

Straight To DVD Christmas Dog Movies

53:54 | Aug 13th, 2014

In which our heroes find a pristine copy of Santa Pups amongst all the coal for Christmas.

Self Improvement

52:47 | Aug 13th, 2014

In which our heroes try to improve themselves but how can you improve the perfect?

Curses

41:55 | Aug 13th, 2014

In which our heroes try to break the curse by making out with ALL the frogs.

Rock n Roll Decadence

43:24 | Aug 13th, 2014

In which our heroes get the band back together and their demands get a little out of hand.

Guests Promo

10:56 | Aug 13th, 2014

In which our heroes promo the upcoming season

Death

42:19 | Aug 12th, 2014

In which our heroes look death in the eye and start laughing a little too hard.

Jerks

35:59 | Aug 12th, 2014

In which our heroes create the most jerkiest of all robots by being the biggest jerks of them all.

Holidays

44:28 | Aug 12th, 2014

In which our heroes reluctantly kill beloved holiday mascots to absorb their powers.

Wealth

48:39 | Aug 12th, 2014

In which our heroes get insanely wealthy and collectively abuse our butler by making him eat hot peppers.

The Human Body

42:06 | Aug 12th, 2014

In which our heroes look at the human body and see how gross it could get.

Animal Kingdom 3D - The Ocean

48:25 | Aug 12th, 2014

In which our heroes dive into the ocean, come back and just lie, lie about everything they saw.

Monsters

44:55 | Aug 12th, 2014

In which our heroes go hunting for monsters and come out a little damp.

Travel

48:39 | Aug 12th, 2014

In which our heroes go travelling, wander into gypsy territory and launch into space to try and fuck the moon.

Magic

46:32 | Aug 12th, 2014

In which our heroes discuss magic, wizards and Academy Award winner Rob Schneider.

Alone Time

43:56 | Aug 12th, 2014

In which our heroes discuss what they do when no one's watching.

Illness

50:57 | Aug 12th, 2014

In which our heroes get sick and suffer head injuries.

Food

38:54 | Aug 12th, 2014

In which our heroes return by double fisting cheese into each others mouths and smearing tuna all over their bodies. That's sexy right?

Ball Up a Second - A Cancer Special

1:04:44 | Aug 11th, 2014

In which one of our heroes fights cancer and wins! And all it cost him was one measly (but rather swollen and engorged) testicle.

Sex

52:32 | Aug 11th, 2014

In which our heroes talk about their clumsy sexual experiences, star-fishing, webbed toes and pulling teeth.

Apocalypses

40:16 | Aug 11th, 2014

In which our heroes calculate their survival rate for several apocalypses. To no ones surprise, it's zero.

Time Travel

32:54 | Aug 11th, 2014

In which our heroes acquire the keys to the delorean but can't make it go faster than 87mph.

Robots

30:12 | Aug 11th, 2014

In which our heroes inadvertently provide the inspiration for our robo-slaves to rebel and rise up against us.

Animal Kingdom 2 Electric Boogaloo

37:54 | Aug 11th, 2014

In which our heroes return to the well of the animal kingdom, but the conversation quickly devolves into our trip to the zoo, animals that have wronged us in the past, the dating world and superheroes, because with great power comes... meh.

Childhood Notions

31:21 | Aug 11th, 2014

In which our heroes delve into their collective childhoods to work out just what they were thinking? Marvel at the length Jackson’s parents went to keep Santa Clause real, pity Zoe as she insists a cantaloupe is nothing but a peponi and EJ fills in f...Show More

Conspiracy Theories

44:50 | Aug 11th, 2014

In which our heroes take on the gub'ment and talk conspiracy theories. In a move that could only be perpetrated by body snatches, Zoe has been replaced by the not-at-all sound alike Marley. It's all lizard people, aliens and black helicopters this we...Show More

The Animal Kingdom

57:22 | Aug 11th, 2014

In which our heroes discuss all things animal from which one they relate with most to which ones are terrible at sex and just plain terrible (it's pandas). Jackson brings up ultimate animal fighting and discusses fixing his teacher's spa, Joel ponder...Show More

Vices

45:27 | Aug 11th, 2014

In which our heroes discuss their own vices. Zoe divulges her brush with a panty fetishist, Jackson brings Caligula to the table and Joel talks about Se7en. And in a surprise turn of events, Furbys play a large portion of this weeks discussion.

Fear

46:02 | Aug 11th, 2014

In which our heroes discuss fears! Jackson reveals his fear of sleep and time travel, Zoe reveals her many fears including touching and gimps with super speed and Joel decides he has a fear of milk. But really, remember kids, the only thing we have t...Show More

Family

43:01 | Aug 11th, 2014

In which our our heroes discuss families. To no ones surprise, Jackson is revealed to be a disappointment to everyone, Zoe's grandmother is revealed to be a cartoon villain and we all fall in love with Joel's husky man-voice. We also get a little inc...Show More

Puberty

23:37 | Aug 11th, 2014

In which our heroes discuss puberty, the problems of wearing a kilt in public, the horrors of chastity belts and the awfulness that is the female body. Women; don't take them camping.