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Hello From The Magic Tavern

Earwolf and Arnie Niekamp

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Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monste...Show More
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47:33 | Jul 31st, 2017

Krom the warrior is back, but he's been moving up in the world. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Nieka...Show More

16:52 | Mar 5th, 2015

Hi. I’m Arnie. I fell through a portal behind a Burger King into the magical land of Foon. I’m still trying to get my bearings, but I have my podcasting gear and get a weak WiFi signal from the Burger King so I figured I might as well set up shop at ...Show More

32:32 | Aug 6th, 2015

I thought we’d finally do an Earth Stuff episode, but an unexpected guest showed up. I still think Blemish might be creepier, though. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Soul Walker: Ross Bryant Otok Barleyfoo...Show More

34:53 | Jun 17th, 2015

I finally get to meet the famous wizard Spintax the Green! Maybe I should have told Usidore he was coming… Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spintax: Charlie McCrackin Glenn Miller: Nick Gage Spants: Meridi...Show More

33:27 | Jun 3rd, 2015

Two traveling bards are passing through Hogsface and I am going to try to convince them to be on the podcast and play some music. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Glenn Miller: Nick Gage Spants: Meridith St...Show More

29:42 | Mar 26th, 2015

This week I meet Larry Birdman, who is something of a celebrity in Foon. He is the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, whatever that is. I hope he’s nicer than Flower. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young L...Show More

24:00 | Mar 19th, 2015

This week a talking flower named Flower will join Chunt, Usidore and I. She looks really sweet. I think we’ll be good friends. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Flower: Brooke Breit Mysterious Man: Tim Sniff...Show More

44:53 | Sep 16th

The army is joined by a sorcerer with a hard to determine amount of power. Also, sorcerers are totally different from wizards. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Trinkle the Sorcerer: Mike Hanford Mysterious ...Show More

44:56 | Sep 9th

An encounter with a general and a musical centaur could move things in a new military direction. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young General Johnny: John Levenstein Jenny the Centaur: Jenny Owen Youngs Myster...Show More

49:27 | Sep 2nd

A sea witch appears on deck. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Calarion the Sea Witch: Sarah Haskins  Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-Production Coo...Show More

46:46 | Aug 26th

Diplomatic negotiations begin to secure Velsmeer’s army in the fight against the Dark Lord. But Faustus Crum, the Lord’s Brother, takes thing in an unexpected direction. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Faus...Show More

57:43 | Aug 19th

Something is amiss outside of the gates of Velsmeer. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Sir Baldsman: Jon Mackey Sir Hairspiece: Ryan Rosenberg Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt ...Show More

00:54 | Aug 15th

A podcaster trapped in a magical land, a wizard, and a talking badger are tasked with playing board games from a realm called "Earth." Can a wizard understand Clue? Why is the badger so good at Scattergories? Will the host ever win a game? Find out i...Show More

46:52 | Aug 12th

Two brave mole warriors stop by to sing their own praises and explain their relationship to ants. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Milk Mole: Hayes Davenport Mork Snauce: Sean Clements Mysterious Man: Tim ...Show More

39:20 | Aug 5th

A demon stops by to share his inner life. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Xylox: Andy Junk Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Lincoln: Evan Jacover Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai Post-...Show More

46:42 | Jul 29th

A vacationing sea turtle chats with the hosts about her long and storied life. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Hildy Shiblin: Olivia Nielsen Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Voice: Evan Jacover Producers: ...Show More

58:13 | Jul 22nd

A new adventure begins as Arnie, Usidore and Chunt meet a wooden figure come to life in a seaside tavern. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Rodney the Figurehead: Justin McElroy Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen ...Show More

02:06 | Jul 15th

Get ready for next week’s premiere of Hello from the Magic Tavern Season 3. Arnie, Chunt, and Usidore face new threats, see new parts of Foon, and make new friends.

43:35 | Jul 8th

Metamore has an expansion pack for the game. And Flower is back to play. Credits: Arnie, aka Raphael the Adult Ninja Turtle: Arnie Niekamp Chunt, aka Dan Smith: Adal Rifai Usidore, aka John Bastion: Matt Young Metamore: Bill Arnett Flower, a...Show More

1:12:09 | Jun 24th

Everything comes to a head at the office Holiday Party. Credits: Arnie, aka Orlando Bloom: Arnie Niekamp Chunt, aka Dan Smith: Adal Rifai Usidore, aka John Bastion: Matt Young Metamore: Bill Arnett Krom the Fingarian, aka Gail Davidson: Mark...Show More

54:56 | Jun 10th

A talking tree joins the campaign as our team enters the deadly Company Retreat. Credits: Arnie, aka Orlando Bloom: Arnie Niekamp Chunt, aka Dan Smith: Adal Rifai Usidore, aka John Bastion: Matt Young Metamore: Bill Arnett Caball’on Valentin...Show More

1:01:07 | May 20th

The Singing Sword joins our heroes for a battle in a Panera. There is stabbing. Credits: Arnie, aka Orlando Bloom: Arnie Niekamp Chunt, aka Dan Smith: Adal Rifai Usidore, aka John Bastion: Matt Young Metamore: Bill Arnett Singing Sword, aka ...Show More

52:17 | May 6th

Krom the Fingarian joins the campaign to retrieve the Q4 numbers, as our band of adventurers contends with…Happy Hour! Credits: Arnie, aka Orlando Bloom: Arnie Niekamp Chunt, aka Dan Smith: Adal Rifai Usidore, aka John Bastion: Matt Young Met...Show More

49:11 | Apr 22nd

The game of Offices & Bosses begins! Metamore plays Office Manager guiding Arnie, Usidore, Chunt, and Flower on an adventure to attain the Q4 numbers. Credits: Arnie, aka Orlando Bloom: Arnie Niekamp Adal, aka Dan Smith: Adal Rifai Matt, aka J...Show More

49:50 | Apr 8th

In this bonus preview, the cast of Hello from the Magic Tavern talk about making the first episode of the podcast with producer and editor Ryan DiGiorgi (Craig). Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Adal: Adal Rifai Matt: Matt Young Ryan: Ryan DiGio...Show More

1:03:00 | Apr 1st

Baron Ragoon, Dripfang, Claudia the witch and Blemish do a victory lap before destroying Earth with this podcast. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Dripfang: Kevin Sciretta Claud...Show More

1:04:11 | Mar 25th

Rick Picklesmith invites our hosts into the press box for a Mittens game between the Hogsface Poisoned Blades and the orcs of the Dark Lord. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Rick Picklesmith: Rush Howell Fl...Show More

48:44 | Mar 18th

What is the weapon? What does it do? Poet Laureate Spurt the Elder shares some ancient poems and literature that might help. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spurt the Elder: Andy Carey Squibbert: Sarah Sho...Show More

1:14:32 | Mar 11th

You are humbly invited to the wedding of Chunt the badger and Twosidore the whatever-he-his. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Hugo the Hunger Ghost: Brett Lyons Evil Tannakin the Pinglet: Sarah Fineout Ele...Show More

56:07 | Mar 4th

Checking in with the alternate reality versions of Arnie and the crew, transmitting from a B-movie science fiction universe. Secrets are revealed. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chant the Space Angel: Adal Rifai Dr. Ulrich Zadore: Matt Young S...Show More

55:41 | Feb 25th

Chunt’s mother, Eleanor, a monster with a lion’s mane, bat wings and a scorpion tail, stops by to chat with her son’s friends. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Eleanor the Manticore: Jill Fenstermaker Myste...Show More

45:13 | Feb 18th

Tomblain Belaroth, the prince turned actor turned series of bats stops by to talk about his new book. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Foon Sponsor: Helen Zaltzman, host of ...Show More

04:55 | Feb 14th

Here’s a new podcast for you: Voyage to the Stars is like a sci-fi sitcom for your ears. It’s an improv show that follows the misadventures of a group of misfits that accidentally found themselves on the wrong side of a wormhole, trying not to blow u...Show More

55:42 | Feb 11th

A bird and mouse that fly in Arnie’s window every morning and help him get dressed stop by to chat. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Fontleroy Obama: Demi Adejuyigbe Pepper: Miel Bredouw Tricia While Weari...Show More

48:13 | Feb 4th

A mothman flies into the tavern with a challenge for Usidore. Chunt sells some old stuff. Arnie has a striking memory from Earth. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Hans Hoffman, Science Mothman: Hank Green J...Show More

41:23 | Jan 28th

We learn about the half organic, half robotic Modron, Weewoo, visiting from another, more orderly plane of existence. Also, there’s magic and stuff. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Weewoo the Modron: Chris ...Show More

1:02:04 | Jan 21st

Arnie has to run a bachelor party and a badgelor party for Chunt. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Talbot the Badger: Tugs the Badger Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi ...Show More

46:40 | Jan 14th

This one involves a lot of eggs… oh, and Baron Ragoon. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Ry...Show More

11:26 | Jan 7th

Due to some unfortunate real life stuff, we had to take one more week off without an episode but here’s a fun scene set in Arnie’s bedroom. And we’ll be back Jan 14 with new episodes. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Ma...Show More

1:07:33 | Dec 17th, 2018

Activia Barleyfoot, Flower the talking flower, Jamilous the Mauve Wizard and more stop by to help celebrate the many holidays of Winter Solstice. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Activia Barleyfoot: Tawny Ne...Show More

1:13:43 | Dec 10th, 2018

A wizard, a warrior, a badger, a flower, and a make-up artist try to understand the Earth book ‘Pride and Prejudice’. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Flower: Brooke Breit ...Show More

45:33 | Dec 3rd, 2018

Larry Birdman stops by with updates on the Hogsface mittens stadium and what he’s currently reading. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Larry Birdman: Rush Howell Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate Jam...Show More

44:21 | Nov 26th, 2018

Usidore and Spintax host a web radio show from Chicago. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spintax: Charlie McCracken Assorted Radio Callers: Sarah Maher Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ry...Show More

54:44 | Nov 19th, 2018

While the boys in the Tavern get ready for Chunt’s wedding, in Chicago Sarah encounters a magical being. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Sarah Maher: Sarah Maher Spintax: Charlie McCracken Fancy Blemish: ...Show More

1:02:30 | Nov 12th, 2018

Chunt and Usidore kick off the second season of Gettin’ Nuts with some help from Momo the Mouse and two very creepy twins. Credits: Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Jayme: Gretchen Eng Sayme: Brad Pike Mysteri...Show More

52:41 | Nov 5th, 2018

Traach the Kobold returns to help us assess the many magic items found in the tavern. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Traach: James D’Amato Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi,...Show More

55:42 | Oct 29th, 2018

With the help of Magic Paint, Blemish is back. More than one Blemish, in fact. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Ni...Show More

1:01:30 | Oct 22nd, 2018

It’s time for Chunt’s annual blood drive for lazy vampires, Chunt for Red October. This year he has two mummies along to help. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Doris the Mummy: Lisa Burton Eugenia the Mummy...Show More

50:13 | Oct 15th, 2018

Usidore and Chunt invite in Stick the Squire to apprentice under Arnie, in case anything ever happens to him. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Stick the Squire: Felix Trench Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Produce...Show More

1:10:10 | Oct 8th, 2018

Momo the Mouse with Human Strength stops by to dish on Chunt’s love life and her own. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Ka...Show More

43:03 | Oct 1st, 2018

We talk to Dopel the Doppelgänger, who can look like anyone. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dopel: Tim Baltz Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niek...Show More

46:04 | Sep 24th, 2018

Chunt’s dad is back in town for Chunt’s upcoming wedding! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Hugo the Hunger Ghost: Brett Lyons Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Produc...Show More

1:12:19 | Sep 17th, 2018

We’re back in the Vermillion Minotaur and excited to catch up with Chest Trünkborn, the mimic. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Chest Trünkborn: Travis McElroy Dory the Dragon: Erika Ishii Craig: Ryan DiGi...Show More

41:46 | Sep 10th, 2018

We sneak back into the Vermillion Minotaur to try to talk Activia Barleyfoot into setting off on a quest to find her father. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Activia Barleyfoot: Tawny Newsome Mysterious Man...Show More

46:32 | Sep 3rd, 2018

We continue to magically see what-would-have been, if we had left on Usidore’s Quest…and found Otok. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGi...Show More

50:19 | Aug 27th, 2018

What if Usidore had left on his quest to defeat the Dark Lord one day earlier, leaving Hogsface with Arnie, Chunt, Pimbly Nimblebottom, Tannakin and Germ? Let’s use magic to find out? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Ma...Show More

59:48 | Aug 20th, 2018

Globulous the floating monster with eye stalks floats into the tavern with plans for the local rec center. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Globulous: Stuart Wellington Mamma Grousebush, creator of Cube Cha...Show More

53:15 | Aug 13th, 2018

Dripfang the Chef Inquisitor stops by the tavern in an attempt to improve the podcast. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dripfang: Kevin Sciretta Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Ka...Show More

48:25 | Aug 6th, 2018

What’s on the other side of the portal in the basement? Castle Nowhere. And Honey Vandershrimp. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Honey Vandershrimp: Katie Klein Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Ar...Show More

26:43 | Jul 30th, 2018

Flower and Momo the mouse with human strength host the show. Their guest is the former sheriff, Gianessa. Credits: Flower: Brooke Breit Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Gianessa Relkorus: Dana Quercioli Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekam...Show More

54:44 | Jul 23rd, 2018

We’re pulling the magical heist of the century. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Chest Trünkborn: Travis McElroy Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor...Show More

44:02 | Jul 16th, 2018

Baron Ragoon barges into the Ruffled Feather hoping to move the story along. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Winky Silks: Joey Bland Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate J...Show More

54:28 | Jul 9th, 2018

Two adorable moles with swords stop by explain their battle strategies to dominate every other creature in the magical land of Foon. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Mel Mole: Hayes Davenport Mort Sauce: Se...Show More

46:03 | Jul 2nd, 2018

The boy king of Grimfallon stops by the Ruffled Feather along with his au pair, Bormp. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dartholomew, the Boy King: Jordan Morris Bormp, the Au Pair: Jesse Thorn Mysterious M...Show More

37:31 | Jun 25th, 2018

An episode recorded from Usidore’s House on top of the hill, dramatically interrupted by real estate agent Axelrod Remax and two of his clients. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Axelrod ReMax: Mark McConvill...Show More

46:00 | Jun 18th, 2018

The Scholar from the library of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas returns. And we meet an ogre as well. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Scholar: Craig Cackowski Glorbia: Jaime Moyer Foon Political Roundtable ...Show More

47:08 | Jun 11th, 2018

We find a lamp and talk to Crystal the Genie. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Crystal the Genie: Lauren Lapkus Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jac...Show More

57:22 | Jun 4th, 2018

We’re in a new tavern and talking to the Freshgrave Twins, two of the most devious wizards-in-training from Jizzlenob Preparatory Academy for Young Wizards. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Schnenessa: Jessi...Show More

51:47 | May 28th, 2018

Chunt’s house gets pretty full when Arnie and Usidore are visited by Arnor and the Soul Walker. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Arnor: Blaine Swen Soul Walker: Ross Bryant Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Ka...Show More

49:56 | May 21st, 2018

After being kicked out of the tavern, Arnie runs into the fancy little faun Mister Chauncey. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Mister Chauncey: Paul F. Tompkins Josh: Josh Richmond Activia Barleyfoot: Tawny...Show More

45:35 | May 14th, 2018

After over three years missing, Activia Barleyfoot, daughter of Otok, returns to the tavern. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Activia Barleyfoot: Tawny Newsome Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGio...Show More

59:05 | May 7th, 2018

Grunkle, the Garbage Lady of Hogsface, stops by the tavern for the first time in 13 years. Also, everyone’s getting old. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Grunkle the Garbage Lady: Betsy Sodaro Gwendolyn, En...Show More

52:47 | Apr 30th, 2018

The Red Wizard is back, summoned to help Arnie with his citizenship test. But can she and Usidore work through their relationship problems? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jyn’Leeviyah: Felicia Day Mysteri...Show More

53:35 | Apr 23rd, 2018

Jamillious the Mauve Wizard visits to update us on the battle against the Dark Lord and possibly sponsor Arnie’s citizenship. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Memory Gremlin: Sarah Maher A Half-Remembered V...Show More

1:01:35 | Apr 16th, 2018

We’ve been cooped up in the tavern for too long. Time for a road trip! In our imaginations! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Memory Gremlin: Sarah Maher A Half-Remembered Version of Blemish: Martin Wilson ...Show More

50:09 | Apr 9th, 2018

It’s the Annual Gathering of the Fi’ang Yaloks which means the Memory Gremlin is back. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Memory Gremlin: Sarah Maher A Half-Remembered Version of Blemish: Martin Wilson Myste...Show More

1:02:04 | Apr 2nd, 2018

Metamore is back to help us play another game of Offices and Bosses…and share some news about the spin-off. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Metamore: Bill Arnett Chest Trünkborn: Travis McElroy Craig: Rya...Show More

47:04 | Mar 26th, 2018

We interview a bear on wheels who also happens to be deputy to Sheriff Chunt. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Wheel Bear: Farrell Walsh Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James...Show More

51:19 | Mar 19th, 2018

Squibbert the frog returns with an important message from the Dark Lord. That’s assuming we can focus up enough to hear it. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Squibbert: Sarah Shockey Chest Trünkborn: Trav...Show More

45:14 | Mar 12th, 2018

The secrets of the multiverse may be may be discovered by reporter Alex Goldman after he places a call to a mysterious green wizard. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Alex Goldman: Alex Goldman Spintax: Char...Show More

1:12:09 | Mar 5th, 2018

Our three year anniversary show. It’s time to learn more about the traveling acting troupe, the Cockticklers. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Winky Silks: Joey Bland Michael Gunch: Ross Bryant Mysterious ...Show More

34:42 | Feb 26th, 2018

We check in with an alternate reality version of the podcast, coming from a family friendly dimension where Arnie and his pals record a weekly children’s podcast. They’re joined by old friends including Flower and a very angry boy. Credits: Arni...Show More

41:41 | Feb 19th, 2018

Benedict Whisperbrew returns to Hogsface for a eunuch parade. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Benedict Whisperbrew: Brendan Dowling Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Ni...Show More

54:24 | Feb 12th, 2018

Larry Birdman, the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, is back with good news about Hogsface’s bid to get a new Mittens team. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Larry Birdman: Rush Howell Mysterious Man:...Show More

52:10 | Feb 5th, 2018

We’ve formed a council to help run Hogsface, and invited Momo the mouse with human strength, Jak Vorpal and the Singing Sword. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jak Vorpal: Sean Kelly Singing Sword: Erica El...Show More

38:41 | Jan 29th, 2018

The tavern is quiet but the dead will walk and spill their secrets this night. Also, Chunt has a new friend! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Cr...Show More

50:07 | Jan 22nd, 2018

We interview a mouth piece of the Dark Lord in a packed tavern. We’re also joined by a solo nymbee of nymbee and Grundle. (Recorded live at the historic Sixth & I synagogue in Washington D.C.) Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Us...Show More

42:37 | Jan 15th, 2018

We talk to a boy who used to be a bird. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Bertramus: Joel Kim Booster Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Th...Show More

1:11:02 | Jan 8th, 2018

The Tavern is packed with a phoenix, a will o’ the wisp and more. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Wade the Phoenix: Jordan Klepper Janet the Will-o’-the-Wisp: Maureen Johnson Creators of Night Vale: Josep...Show More

1:16:10 | Dec 25th, 2017

It’s Winter Solstice time again and music is in the air. And we’re visited by two Great Blue Tigers. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Cerulean: Jessica McKenna Azure: Zach Reino Lioncelot: Greg Smith Tomb...Show More

46:37 | Dec 18th, 2017

Chicken on top? Dragon on bottom? Let’s talk to a cockatrice! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Patti the Cockatrice: Laura Grey Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp...Show More

56:18 | Dec 11th, 2017

Foon’s most famous band is back to play a few more songs before they break up again. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young nymbee: Storm DiCostanzo Grundle: Paul Sabourin Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arn...Show More

1:02:03 | Dec 4th, 2017

This large treasure chest has just been sitting near our table for years. Let’s open it. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Chest Trünkborn: Travis McElroy Assorted Other Characters: Paul Sabourin Mysterious...Show More

47:36 | Nov 27th, 2017

We’re joined by a withered old crone that makes delicious baked goods and steals water. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Crone Bakeress: Janet Varney Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Pr...Show More

50:05 | Nov 20th, 2017

We’re visited by a troll that has been both blessed and cursed with special powers. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Craig Davis: Dana Gould Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: ...Show More

1:08:25 | Nov 13th, 2017

It’s a busy night in the tavern. We talk to a prolific but cursed bard, a guy who just moved to town with his wife and a beloved old longtime sponsor. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Barth: John Reynolds S...Show More

45:33 | Nov 6th, 2017

We’re joined by a very famous guest… or, rather, his father was famous. He seems okay. It’s Pulcifer the Unassuming. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Pulcifer the Unassuming: Mike Pesca Mysterious Man: Tim ...Show More

49:53 | Oct 30th, 2017

It’s time to talk to Dripfang the Chef Inquisitor about how evil he is and if he can do his job better. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dripfang: Kevin Sciretta Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: A...Show More

1:04:00 | Oct 23rd, 2017

We sneak into the Dark Lord’s party and mingle amongst his evil partygoers all as part of a plan to kill the Dark Lord. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Dripfang: Kevin Sciretta ...Show More

1:04:52 | Oct 16th, 2017

The Tavern is packed with people, including a mysterious bard, DQ the elf and an amateur fortune teller. Also, Usidore conjures images from Arnie’s home: Chicago. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Devan Whist...Show More

52:23 | Oct 9th, 2017

Vampires seem to be avoiding Chunt’s annual blood drive, so instead we interview a werewolf. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Nathan Goodboy: Mike Jimerson Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Mysterious Man: ...Show More

44:19 | Oct 2nd, 2017

A Forest Nymph stops by to help spread the word on Nymph Awareness Month. Also… special note for Rusty: stop listening at about 38 minutes in. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Gary, the Forest Nymph: Nnamdi ...Show More

1:02:23 | Sep 25th, 2017

Usidore and Chunt’s spin-off podcast is visited by a dapper faun named Mister Chauncey, a series of bats and a talking acorn. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Mister Chauncey: Paul F. Tompkins Tomblain Bela...Show More

49:13 | Sep 18th, 2017

Eternia the Forever Girl is back to let us know what life is like for her under the Dark Lord's reign. Also, believe it or not, part of the riddle gets solved. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Eternia: Becca...Show More

36:05 | Sep 11th, 2017

I don't know... what if... we did a short one? Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi Theme Music: Andy Poland ...Show More

1:12:39 | Sep 4th, 2017

An especially lively night in the tavern with visits from a raven, a warrior elf, an ill child, a giant dwarf and a fairy decorator. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Kermit the Raven: Todd Barry Braidwynn: ...Show More

58:15 | Aug 28th, 2017

A wizard, a witch, a badger, a flower, a Chicagoan and a humunculous made of bodily fluids all try to understand the Earth book ‘The Great Gatsby.’ Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Flower: Brooke Breit Clau...Show More

46:09 | Aug 21st, 2017

Ex-squire Rocky Cocodino is here to sell some lightly used warhorses. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Rocky Cocodino: Tim Lyons Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp...Show More

44:07 | Aug 14th, 2017

Jayme and Sayme the creepy twin children of Baron Ragoon are back and stranger than ever. Also, Chunt is trying out some secret names for himself. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jayme: Gretchen Eng Sayme: ...Show More

52:25 | Aug 7th, 2017

We meet a gnome named Aprel and learn several important lessons about friendship. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Aprel Füls: Asher Perlman Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: ...Show More

45:25 | Jul 24th, 2017

Momo the mouse is back with important messages about defeating the Dark Lord. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan...Show More

40:49 | Jul 17th, 2017

Arnie and Usidore sneak into the basement while Chunt distracts Blemish. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Blemish/52 Sacks of Flour: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Produ...Show More

38:28 | Jul 10th, 2017

Lots of things are changing in the tavern. But can Blemish ever change?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenBlemish: Martin WilsonPrincess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth: Megan O’NeillBenedict Whisperbre...Show More

41:36 | Jul 3rd, 2017

Baron Ragoon has brought his new girlfriend to the Tavern. She seems vaguely familiar. Also, Blemish is around. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen ...Show More

35:53 | Jun 26th, 2017

We learn what Flower has been up to recently. Also, what’s taking breakfast so long. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Flower: Brooke Breit Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Ar...Show More

47:44 | Jun 19th, 2017

DQ the elf is back and he has word of a resistance force growing strength in the forest. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young D’athaniel Quen’yarvin (aka “DQ”): Tim Ryder Caball’on Valentin: John Sabine Myster...Show More

35:36 | Jun 12th, 2017

We meet a female gargoyle and get yelled at more by Daphne. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Hergle the Gargoyle: Liz Kirkwood Daphne the Unwed Mother: Sarah Shockey Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Rya...Show More

44:04 | Jun 5th, 2017

Daphne the overworked mother is helping to run the tavern on behalf of the Dark Lord. Also, Chunt's new guard friend seems very strange. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Daphne the Unwed Mother: Sarah Shocke...Show More

29:12 | May 29th, 2017

The Dark Lord may be spying on the people of Foon, and we've got one of his surveillance spiders in the tavern, ready to tell the tale. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Sigent the Spider: Cory Doctorow Myst...Show More

39:09 | May 22nd, 2017

We interview a muscular half man, half animal... only he's not sure exactly what the animal half is. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Brodus Tarver: Colt Cabana Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Nie...Show More

45:02 | May 15th, 2017

Magic can't solve everything. Maybe the Milkweeds can help us with some natural remedies. Also, Chunt is now in a power position. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Fig and Maple Milkweed: Nick Mestad and Emma...Show More

45:16 | May 8th, 2017

The Dark Lord's Chef Inquisitor pays a visit. And that is not a typo. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dripfang: Kevin Sciretta Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp...Show More

54:26 | May 1st, 2017

The Baron finds an old episode Arnie forgot to upload, from two days before the seige of Hogsface. Our hosts learn about magic paint from a “carfoonist.” Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris ...Show More

49:53 | Apr 24th, 2017

A little talking mouse named Momo joins us in the tavern. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Gregor/Gianessa: Dana Quercioli Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Techn...Show More

49:29 | Apr 17th, 2017

The Baron stops by with his odd twin children Jayme and Sayme. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Jayme: Gretchen Eng Sayme: Brad Pike Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan Di...Show More

43:30 | Apr 10th, 2017

We interview a mysterious guard with a vaguely familiar and unconvincing voice. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Gianessa Relkorus: Dana Quercioli Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Produ...Show More

58:32 | Apr 3rd, 2017

We learn more about the arts from a goat man and a giant floating eyeball. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dustin Hoofman the Satyr: Elliott Kalan Globulous the Bowtied Beholder: Stuart Wellington Mysteri...Show More

40:44 | Mar 27th, 2017

Larry Birdman returns to catch us up on the rules he'd like to change in the game of Mittens. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Larry Birdman: Rush Howell Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottleib Mysterious Man: Tim...Show More

46:46 | Mar 20th, 2017

Whatever happened to the man from Earth, the badger and the wizard? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niek...Show More

48:31 | Mar 13th, 2017

The Mysterious Man and Craig listen in on Arnor the Warrior, Axelrod the Real Estate Agent, Princess Belaroth the Play Producer and more. Credits: Arnor: Blaine Swen Soul Walker: Ross Bryant Axelrod ReMax: Mark McConville Couple Being Shown t...Show More

30:32 | Mar 6th, 2017

Hello from the Dusty Saloon! Let's check in with the town of Hogswood. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Champ the Horse: Adal Rifai Ulysses the Cowboy: Matt Young Miss Quibbert: Sarah Shockey Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi ...Show More

40:57 | Feb 27th, 2017

This week on WKRH, guest host Sarah Maher discusses her paranormal disappearance and cross stitching. Credits: Sarah Maher: Sarah Maher Adal Rifai: Adal Rifai Inta and Nerf: Marla Caceres and Eddie Piña Greg: Arnie Niekamp Barbara: Matt Youn...Show More

1:15:03 | Feb 20th, 2017

Let's talk to Usidore's fellowship of heroes before we set off on our journey to defeat the Dark Lord. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Pimbly Nimblebottom: Louie Saunders Germ Crust: Mary Tilden Evil Tann...Show More

59:42 | Feb 13th, 2017

We're leaving on our quest in one week. But first... we talk to a butterfly and a reverse mermaid. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tabula the Butterfly: Michael Hitchcock Erin the Reverse-Mermaid: Erin Whi...Show More

45:50 | Feb 6th, 2017

I do want to talk about badger stuff. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Blemish: Martin Wilson Talbot the Badger: Tugs the Badger Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan ...Show More

50:25 | Jan 30th, 2017

Time to stock up on supplies for our quest. And we've met a kobold who's selling stuff. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Traach: James D’Amato Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Rya...Show More

54:50 | Jan 23rd, 2017

Testing out mobile recording for the show. Let's... get out of the tavern... Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Clacks/Clax: TJ Jagodowski Ooze: Paul Grondy Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi ...Show More

56:20 | Jan 16th, 2017

Prince Tomblain has infiltrated Shrike to spy on the Baron and Dark Lord. It's time to hear what he's learned. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen ...Show More

39:06 | Jan 9th, 2017

My name is Sarah Maher. And I'm trapped in the magical land of Foon. But I'm continuing this podcast with Chunt and Usidore. Credits: Sarah: Sarah Maher Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Can the Wizard: Arnie Niekamp Mysterious Man: Tim ...Show More

41:18 | Jan 2nd, 2017

Seems like about time to check back in with the goblins and see how their plan to rise up and take over all of Foon is going. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young General Leebad Fellatio: Atra Asdou Mysterious ...Show More

11:26 | Dec 26th, 2016

A new song and a big announcement you're going to want to hear. The regular show will be back next week. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spants: Meridith Stepien Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie N...Show More

40:00 | Dec 19th, 2016

You know, it's been a long time since checked in with Otok, Flower and Krom. How is their quest going? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Flower...Show More

57:37 | Dec 12th, 2016

It seems like a good time of year to interview a magical turkey. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Charles the Turkey: Scott Adsit Spurt the Elder: Andy Carey Shan Gammador: Shannon Cason Mysterious Man: T...Show More

41:24 | Dec 5th, 2016

Let's have a few drinks and talk about the adventures of the dwarf, Lager Brewerhead. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Lager Brewerhead: Jon Gabrus Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, ...Show More

43:22 | Nov 28th, 2016

At long last, we get to meet the object of Usidore's wizardly affections. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jyn’Leeviyah: Felicia Day Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi ...Show More

37:55 | Nov 21st, 2016

This week I interview a lizard guy who's here to fix up the tavern. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Preckle: Ryan Ridley Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Produc...Show More

1:01:21 | Nov 14th, 2016

The tavern is very busy. Let's talk to the Pandenomicon, a sentient vapor... and maybe someone else. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spintax the Green’s Pandenomicon: Charlie McCrackin Ffffp the Sentient V...Show More

40:02 | Nov 7th, 2016

This week we learn what life is like for the fairy-folk. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Ross the Fairy: Allison Ringhand Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Edi...Show More

40:31 | Oct 31st, 2016

We have something extra magical in the tavern this week, a unicorn named Windsprinkle. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Windsprinkle: Peter Sagal Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan...Show More

38:29 | Oct 24th, 2016

We're still testing out new co-hosts, so I invited the Memory Gremlin to join us and help us remember an old friend. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Memory Gremlin: Sarah Maher A Memory: Matt Young Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen...Show More

33:32 | Oct 17th, 2016

We need some cheering up so we're having Pizza Skull sit-in as a temporary co-host. Also, our guest is a talking tree. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Pizza Skull: Matt Young Caball’on Valentin: John Sabine Tannakin the Terri...Show More

33:08 | Oct 10th, 2016

It's time again for Chunt's annual blood drive for local vampires. Usidore is unusually excited.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt/Thorn: Adal RifaiUsidore/Vlad/Chad/Brad/Tad: Matt YoungSimon Lemmington Bartholomew: Shad KunkleMysterious Man: Tim Sniff...Show More

37:01 | Oct 3rd, 2016

Let this week's episode be a song that draws you in. You'll be okay. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Ursula the Siren: Lindsey Smith Richard Seashanty and Pilk: Derek Dupuy and Mike Spara Mysterious Man: ...Show More

38:38 | Sep 26th, 2016

Checking in with the evil alternate Foon, where Arnie is evil, Chunt is evil and Usidore is evil. Credits: Carnival Wilson: Arnie Niekamp Wendigo Wilson: Adal Rifai Usidore the Black: Matt Young Tannakin the Terrible: Sarah Fineout Evil Bung...Show More

42:52 | Sep 19th, 2016

It's Sunday in the tavern so let's talk to two of our old goblin friends. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Inta and Nerf: Marla Caceres and Eddie Piña Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig:...Show More

37:12 | Sep 12th, 2016

You should never cross a dragon, a wizard, a flower, or my next guest... Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Axelrod ReMax: Mark McConville Tannakin the Pinglet: Sarah Fineout Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Cra...Show More

41:50 | Sep 5th, 2016

The tavern is busy, and the Bandit King is here!CreditsThe tavern is busy, and the Bandit King is here! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young The Bandit King: John Thibodeaux Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: ...Show More

51:20 | Aug 29th, 2016

This week I'm excited to meet Foon's first Unicorn dentist. Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Squibbert: Sarah Shockey Spintax the Green’s Pandenomicon: Charlie McCrackin Tricia: Kate Jam...Show More

44:18 | Aug 22nd, 2016

I found these resonance stones in Spintax's old hat. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spintax the Green’s Pandenomicon: Charlie McCrackin Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arn...Show More

29:42 | Aug 15th, 2016

An ambitious young make-up artist from the Unmarked Territories is ready to join Usidore's quest. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Germ Crust: Mary Tilden Tricia: Kate James Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Cr...Show More

34:35 | Aug 8th, 2016

Time to catch up on our many letters and packages. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Blemish: Martin Wilson Tricia: Kate James Kern: Spencer Ham Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Produc...Show More

44:41 | Aug 1st, 2016

The weekly variety show hosted by Chunt, the King of the Badgers, at the Vermillion Minotaur. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Pizza Skull: Matt Young Melchoir, Keeper of the Doom Horn: Alex Eilhauer Spurt the Elder: Andy Care...Show More

37:04 | Jul 25th, 2016

I'm not entirely sure, but I think my next guest is in a cult. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Gracie, the Lonely Cult Member: Scott Elam Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Flowe...Show More

42:32 | Jul 18th, 2016

The tavern is extra busy, and we have a tiny flying guest with two heads. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Lyrica: Racheal Mason and Susan Messing Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Produ...Show More

35:47 | Jul 11th, 2016

It's goblin day at the Minotaur again and we're joined by the Goblin Queen herself! She's very approachable! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Fibro Myalgia, the Goblin Queen: Kelsey Kinney Alabaster Camerda...Show More

42:54 | Jul 4th, 2016

As a special treat for Chunt, I've paid for Foon's biggest band to make an appearance. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young nymbee: Storm DiCostanzo Grundle: Paul Sabourin Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Ma...Show More

37:05 | Jun 27th, 2016

Princess Trachea Aurealia Belaroth is back to talk about her path to the throne and who might help her make it happen. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth: Megan O’Neill Bened...Show More

28:48 | Jun 20th, 2016

I stepped on some ooze in the dungeon and then became friends with it...him...them? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Ooze: Paul Grondy Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGior...Show More

34:11 | Jun 13th, 2016

It feels like this may be it... our last chance to save Chunt. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dorian Deville: Zach Thompson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, ...Show More

33:29 | Jun 6th, 2016

We all need some cheering up in these dark times. Hopefully this dancer can do it. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Josh Swollensword: Lawrence Collerd Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Otok Barleyfoot: Nic...Show More

39:33 | May 30th, 2016

I meet Foon's current Mauve Wizard who is also Foon's first black wizard. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jamillious Washington the Mauve: Anthony LeBlanc Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi ...Show More

38:41 | May 23rd, 2016

Jak Vorpal, Foon's Greatest Swordsman, returns with his weapon/companion The Singing Sword. They have...an interesting dynamic. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jak Vorpal: Sean Kelly Singing Sword: Erica E...Show More

39:23 | May 16th, 2016

A healer has come to Hogsface. Maybe he can help Chunt with that curse. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Crance Windowwhistle: Patrick Rothfuss Verron McShingleshane: Anthony Carboni Burger King Guy: Max T...Show More

42:57 | May 9th, 2016

Is there a new sheriff in town? No, she’s had this job for a while. But she’s new to me: this week I talk to Gianessa Relkorus, the first female Sheriff of Hogsface. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Gianessa...Show More

42:16 | May 2nd, 2016

This week we talk to Jimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier. What's he couriering? We'll see if he'll confide. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier: Tim...Show More

37:21 | Apr 25th, 2016

This week, we're visited by clinical psychologist Dr. Mark Ward. I can't wait to learn about doctors in Foon! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dr. Ward: Shane Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan...Show More

32:59 | Apr 18th, 2016

We chat with Melchoir, The Keeper of the Doom Horn that Blows at World's End. Really hoping he doesn't blow it. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Melchoir: Alex Eilhauer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: R...Show More

32:31 | Apr 11th, 2016

Meet Thretta Dreamclimber. She doesn't get many breaks from her job of climbing into peoples dreams, but she's spending one of them with us! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Thretta Dreamclimber: Andel Sudik...Show More

34:11 | Apr 4th, 2016

This week I meet a dungeon guard named Chad. Seems nice! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Chad: David Pasquesi Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Kern: Spencer Ham Pr...Show More

36:19 | Mar 28th, 2016

I always thought it was weird how Usidore saves his bodily fluids. This week I learn why. It's still weird. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Metanoid: Jorin Garguilo Spants/Gorgon: Meridith Stepien Mysteri...Show More

36:59 | Mar 21st, 2016

What's a polite word for hag? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Claudia: Beth Melewski Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Flower: Brooke Breit Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: ...Show More

35:23 | Mar 14th, 2016

Last we heard from Tomblain Belaroth, his role as Danlet earned him a nomination for a Tosser Award. Now he's back to tell us all about his experience on the Red Carpet. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tomb...Show More

38:02 | Mar 7th, 2016

It's my one-year anniversary in Foon and I'm going to spend it with my goon companions, Chunt and Usidore. Boy's Night! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottlieb Mysterious Man: Tim S...Show More

39:51 | Feb 26th, 2016

This week I meet my first Foonish baron. Also my first baron! NOTE TO SUBSCRIBERS: The back catalog is going to be moved to different servers this week, so there’s a slight chance your podcatching app may flip out and try to download everything a...Show More

34:44 | Feb 19th, 2016

Larry Birdman is in town for a meeting to have a meeting to form a panel to change some Mittens rules and he stops by the podcast to discuss the Mittens Super Calvalcade Part 1. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt ...Show More

36:37 | Feb 12th, 2016

There’s another princess at the Vermilion Minotaur! And she seems pretty chatty. Maybe now we’ll get the real story on princess life. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Princess Phillipa: Abby McEnany Otok Ba...Show More

37:38 | Feb 4th, 2016

I’m going to try to keep Blemish in line while we chat with our old pal D’athaniel Quen’yarvin. Maybe I’ll say his name right this time. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young D’athaniel Quen’yarvin: Tim Ryder Bl...Show More

34:11 | Jan 29th, 2016

Finally someone in Foon is going on an actual quest. It’s not Usidore. It’s Otok Barleyfoot, off to find his daughter Activia. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Blemish: Martin Wil...Show More

34:56 | Jan 22nd, 2016

No guest this week. Looks like another Boys Ni–wait, who’s this guy at our table? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Assassin: Ross Kimball Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottlieb Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig:...Show More

33:10 | Jan 15th, 2016

I’ve always wondered how Judaism exists on both Earth and Foon. This week’s guest has the answer! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Peter Smith: Daniel Strauss Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim...Show More

34:45 | Jan 7th, 2016

We’re joined by Arnor, the greatest warrior in all of Foon! People have been comparing us a lot since our names are so similar. I bet he’ll get a kick out of that. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Arnor: Bla...Show More

37:49 | Jan 1st, 2016

This week I meet two Sharks, but only one of them is a literal shark. I mean I GET IT, but it still seems more confusing than it needs to be. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Louis A. Shark: John Patrick Coa...Show More

04:30 | Dec 24th, 2015

Happy Winter Solstice everyone! The regular show will be back next week.

45:25 | Dec 17th, 2015

There’s a chill in the air and in Foon that could mean literally anything. But this time it means Winter Solstice! Glenn Miller and Spants join us for gift giving and traditional Solstice carols. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai ...Show More

37:13 | Dec 11th, 2015

I learn about dungeons from an actual dungeon-guarding skeleton. Nice guy! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Clacks/Clax?: TJ Jagodowski Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Mysterious Man: Tim ...Show More

33:27 | Dec 4th, 2015

We venture out of the Vermilion Minotaur for a meal at Chu Chu’s Chow! Not sure what they serve, but it’s got to beat spiced potatoes. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Leonard Kronkite: Lauren Lopez Bungare...Show More

27:02 | Nov 24th, 2015

Chunt here! Arnie’s hung over so I’m hosting the podcast this week. Usidore’s wizard-friend Can is drinking at the Vermilion Minotaur today. Maybe he’ll chat with us. Credits: Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Can: Arnie Niekamp Bungaree ...Show More

38:21 | Nov 19th, 2015

We’ve been getting so many emails lately, I decided to do an all letters episode. Letters night! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tannakin: Sarah Fineout Spants: Meridith Stepien Glenn Miller: Nick Gage M...Show More

33:31 | Nov 13th, 2015

I was trying to teach Usidore the Earth phrase “when pigs fly.” One thing lead to another and I met this week’s guest. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tannakin: Sarah Fineout Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer My...Show More

23:19 | Nov 6th, 2015

Sorry, everyone. I’ve been having some computer trouble. I hope we make it through this episode okay because we have an awesome guest. Fingers crossed! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young  Mysterious Man: Tim S...Show More

39:50 | Oct 30th, 2015

Earth. Stuff. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young  Benedict Whisperbrew: Brendan Dowling Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Edito...Show More

35:27 | Oct 21st, 2015

The Chunt for Red October is finally here! What better way to celebrate than to interview a pair of vampires in need. At least I think they’re in need. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Chip von Pierre: Jeff ...Show More

33:15 | Oct 16th, 2015

Our guest this week is the greatest poet in all of Foon: Spurt the Elder. But apparently there’s another Spurt too? I don’t know. Foon is confusing. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young  Spurt the Elder: Andy Ca...Show More

37:35 | Oct 8th, 2015

There’s this guy who’s always in The Vermilion Minotaur playing some kind of game with his friends. This week he’ll come on the podcast and explain how it works. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Metamore: Bi...Show More

32:47 | Oct 3rd, 2015

This week we test our riddle-solving skills against an actual bridge troll. Hope he doesn’t eat us! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Bridge Troll: Padraic Connelly Glenn Miller: Nick Gage Spants: Meridith ...Show More

34:26 | Sep 23rd, 2015

I’m starting to get the sense that Chunt might not actually like me at all. Maybe we’ll patch things up this week while we interview a magical midwife. I have so many questions about midwifery on Foon. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal ...Show More

43:51 | Sep 17th, 2015

Feeling kinda down on my wedding anniversary. Hopefully chatting with a Scholar from the Great Halls Of Terr’Akkas will cheer me up. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young The Scholar: Craig Cackowski Mysterious ...Show More

30:06 | Sep 8th, 2015

This week I meet a little girl who