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Hello From The Magic Tavern

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Arnie Niekamp fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the fantastical land of Foon. He's still getting a slight wifi signal, so he uploads a weekly podcast from the tavern the Vermilion Minotaur where he interviews wizards, monste...Show More

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Season 2, Ep 20 - King Krom

47:33 | Jul 31st, 2017

Krom the warrior is back, but he's been moving up in the world.Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover,...Show More

1 - Hello from the Magic Tavern

16:52 | Mar 5th, 2015

Hi. I’m Arnie. I fell through a portal behind a Burger King into the magical land of Foon. I’m still trying to get my bearings, but I have my podcasting gear and get a weak WiFi signal from the Burger King so I figured I might as well set up shop at ...Show More

23 - Soul Walker

32:32 | Aug 6th, 2015

I thought we’d finally do an Earth Stuff episode, but an unexpected guest showed up. I still think Blemish might be creepier, though.

16 - Spintax the Green

34:53 | Jun 17th, 2015

I finally get to meet the famous wizard Spintax the Green! Maybe I should have told Usidore he was coming…CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpintax: Charlie McCrackinGlenn Miller: Nick GageSpants: Meridith StepienMysterio...Show More

14 - Music of Foon

33:28 | Jun 3rd, 2015

Two traveling bards are passing through Hogsface and I am going to try to convince them to be on the podcast and play some music.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGlenn Miller: Nick GageSpants: Meridith StepienMysterious ...Show More

4 - The FML

29:42 | Mar 26th, 2015

This week I meet Larry Birdman, who is something of a celebrity in Foon. He is the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, whatever that is. I hope he’s nicer than Flower.

3 - Flower

24:00 | Mar 19th, 2015

This week a talking flower named Flower will join Chunt, Usidore and I. She looks really sweet. I think we’ll be good friends.

Season 2, Ep 96 - Tom the Author

45:13 | Feb 18th

Tomblain Belaroth, the prince turned actor turned series of bats stops by to talk about his new book. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Foon Sponsor: Helen Zaltzman, host of ...Show More

BONUS: Introducing Voyage to the Stars

04:55 | Feb 14th

Here’s a new podcast for you: Voyage to the Stars is like a sci-fi sitcom for your ears. It’s an improv show that follows the misadventures of a group of misfits that accidentally found themselves on the wrong side of a wormhole, trying not to blow u...Show More

Season 2, Ep 95 - Woodland Creatures (Live from PodCon with Demi Adejuyigbe and Miel Bredouw)

55:42 | Feb 11th

A bird and mouse that fly in Arnie’s window every morning and help him get dressed stop by to chat. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Fontleroy Obama: Demi Adejuyigbe Pepper: Miel Bredouw Tricia While Weari...Show More

Season 2, Ep 94 – Mothman (w/ Hank Green)

48:13 | Feb 4th

A mothman flies into the tavern with a challenge for Usidore. Chunt sells some old stuff. Arnie has a striking memory from Earth. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Hans Hoffman, Science Mothman: Hank Green J...Show More

Season 2, Ep 93 - Modron (w/ Chris Perkins of Wizards of the Coast)

41:23 | Jan 28th

We learn about the half organic, half robotic Modron, Weewoo, visiting from another, more orderly plane of existence. Also, there’s magic and stuff. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Weewoo the Modron: Chris ...Show More

Season 2, Ep 92 - Badgelor Party

1:02:04 | Jan 21st

Arnie has to run a bachelor party and a badgelor party for Chunt. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Talbot the Badger: Tugs the Badger Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi ...Show More

Season 2, Ep 91 - Mysterious Anonymous

46:40 | Jan 14th

This one involves a lot of eggs… oh, and Baron Ragoon. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor: Ry...Show More

Arnie's Birthday Bonus Scene

11:26 | Jan 7th

Due to some unfortunate real life stuff, we had to take one more week off without an episode but here’s a fun scene set in Arnie’s bedroom. And we’ll be back Jan 14 with new episodes. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Ma...Show More

Season 2, Ep 90 - What Winter Solstice Means to Me (w/ Tawney Newsome, Symphony Sanders and More, Live from Chicago)

1:07:33 | Dec 17th, 2018

Activia Barleyfoot, Flower the talking flower, Jamilous the Mauve Wizard and more stop by to help celebrate the many holidays of Winter Solstice. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Activia Barleyfoot: Tawny Ne...Show More

Season 2, Ep 89 - Book Club: Pride & Prejudice

1:13:43 | Dec 10th, 2018

A wizard, a warrior, a badger, a flower, and a make-up artist try to understand the Earth book ‘Pride and Prejudice’. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon Flower: Brooke Breit ...Show More

Season 2, Ep 88 - Mittens and Literature

45:33 | Dec 3rd, 2018

Larry Birdman stops by with updates on the Hogsface mittens stadium and what he’s currently reading. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Larry Birdman: Rush Howell Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate Jam...Show More

Season 2, Ep 87 - Blue and Green

44:21 | Nov 26th, 2018

Usidore and Spintax host a web radio show from Chicago. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spintax: Charlie McCracken Assorted Radio Callers: Sarah Maher Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ry...Show More

Season 2, Ep 86 - Hogsface and Chicago

54:44 | Nov 19th, 2018

While the boys in the Tavern get ready for Chunt’s wedding, in Chicago Sarah encounters a magical being. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Sarah Maher: Sarah Maher Spintax: Charlie McCracken Fancy Blemish: ...Show More

Season 2, Ep 85 - Gettin' Nuts Season 2 (Live from the Kalamazoo Improv Festival)

1:02:30 | Nov 12th, 2018

Chunt and Usidore kick off the second season of Gettin’ Nuts with some help from Momo the Mouse and two very creepy twins. Credits: Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Jayme: Gretchen Eng Sayme: Brad Pike Mysteri...Show More

Season 2, Ep 84 - Traach and Treasure

52:41 | Nov 5th, 2018

Traach the Kobold returns to help us assess the many magic items found in the tavern. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Traach: James D’Amato Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi,...Show More

Season 2, Ep 83 - Blemish Returns

55:42 | Oct 29th, 2018

With the help of Magic Paint, Blemish is back. More than one Blemish, in fact. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Blemish: Martin Wilson Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Ni...Show More

Season 2, Ep 82 - Chunt for Red October 4: Rainbow Squish

1:01:30 | Oct 22nd, 2018

It’s time for Chunt’s annual blood drive for lazy vampires, Chunt for Red October. This year he has two mummies along to help. Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Doris the Mummy: Lisa Burton Eugenia the Mummy: Mary Bet...Show More

Season 2, Ep 81 - Squire

50:13 | Oct 15th, 2018

Usidore and Chunt invite in Stick the Squire to apprentice under Arnie, in case anything ever happens to him. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Stick the Squire: Felix Trench Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Produc...Show More

Season 2, Ep 80 - Momo and the Mayor (Live from Chicago's iO Theater)

1:10:10 | Oct 8th, 2018

Momo the Mouse with Human Strength stops by to dish on Chunt’s love life and her own. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Ka...Show More

Season 2, Ep 79 - Doppelgänger (w/ Tim Baltz)

43:03 | Oct 1st, 2018

We talk to Dopel the Doppelgänger, who can look like anyone. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dopel: Tim Baltz Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niek...Show More

Season 2, Ep 78 - Hunger Ghost Returns

46:04 | Sep 24th, 2018

Chunt’s dad is back in town for Chunt’s upcoming wedding! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Hugo the Hunger Ghost: Brett Lyons Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Produc...Show More

Season 2, Ep 77 - Just Todd (w/ Travis McElroy, Live from Indianapolis)

1:12:19 | Sep 17th, 2018

We’re back in the Vermillion Minotaur and excited to catch up with Chest Trünkborn, the mimic. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Chest Trünkborn: Travis McElroy Dory the Dragon: Erika Ishii Craig: Ryan DiGi...Show More

Season 2, Ep 76 - Activia's Quest

41:46 | Sep 10th, 2018

We sneak back into the Vermillion Minotaur to try to talk Activia Barleyfoot into setting off on a quest to find her father. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Activia Barleyfoot: Tawny Newsome Mysterious Man...Show More

Season 2, Ep 75 - Beyond Sweater Quest

46:32 | Sep 3rd, 2018

We continue to magically see what-would-have been, if we had left on Usidore’s Quest…and found Otok. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGi...Show More

Season 2, Ep 74 - Sweater Quest

50:19 | Aug 27th, 2018

What if Usidore had left on his quest to defeat the Dark Lord one day earlier, leaving Hogsface with Arnie, Chunt, Pimbly Nimblebottom, Tannakin and Germ? Let’s use magic to find out? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Ma...Show More

Season 2, Ep 73 - Globulous (Live from Indianapolis w/ Stuart Wellington)

59:48 | Aug 20th, 2018

Globulous the floating monster with eye stalks floats into the tavern with plans for the local rec center. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Globulous: Stuart Wellington Mamma Grousebush, creator of Cube Cha...Show More

Season 2, Ep 72 - Dripfang Returns

53:15 | Aug 13th, 2018

Dripfang the Chef Inquisitor stops by the tavern in an attempt to improve the podcast. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dripfang: Kevin Sciretta Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Ka...Show More

Season 2, Ep 71 - Castle Nowhere

48:25 | Aug 6th, 2018

What’s on the other side of the portal in the basement? Castle Nowhere. And Honey Vandershrimp. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Honey Vandershrimp: Katie Klein Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Ar...Show More

Season 2, Ep 70 - Girls Night

26:43 | Jul 30th, 2018

Flower and Momo the mouse with human strength host the show. Their guest is the former sheriff, Gianessa. Credits: Flower: Brooke Breit Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif Gianessa Relkorus: Dana Quercioli Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekam...Show More

Season 2, Ep 69 - Tavern Heist

54:44 | Jul 23rd, 2018

We’re pulling the magical heist of the century. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Chest Trünkborn: Travis McElroy Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jacover Editor...Show More

Season 2, Ep 68 - But What About the Baron?

44:02 | Jul 16th, 2018

Baron Ragoon barges into the Ruffled Feather hoping to move the story along. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Baron Ragoon: Chris Rathjen Winky Silks: Joey Bland Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Tricia: Kate J...Show More

Season 2, Ep 67 - Mole Warriors (w/ Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport of Hollywood Handbook)

54:28 | Jul 9th, 2018

Two adorable moles with swords stop by explain their battle strategies to dominate every other creature in the magical land of Foon. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Mel Mole: Hayes Davenport Mort Sauce: Se...Show More

Season 2, Ep 66 - Boy King (w/ Jordan Morris and Jesse Thorn)

46:03 | Jul 2nd, 2018

The boy king of Grimfallon stops by the Ruffled Feather along with his au pair, Bormp. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dartholomew, the Boy King: Jordan Morris Bormp, the Au Pair: Jesse Thorn Mysterious M...Show More

Season 2, Ep 65 - Usidore's House (w/ Matt Gourley, Amanda Lund and Mark McConville)

37:31 | Jun 25th, 2018

An episode recorded from Usidore’s House on top of the hill, dramatically interrupted by real estate agent Axelrod Remax and two of his clients. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Axelrod ReMax: Mark McConvill...Show More

Season 2, Ep 64 - Scholar and Ogre

46:00 | Jun 18th, 2018

The Scholar from the library of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas returns. And we meet an ogre as well. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Scholar: Craig Cackowski Glorbia: Jaime Moyer Foon Political Roundtable ...Show More

Season 2, Ep 63 - Genie (w/ Lauren Lapkus)

47:08 | Jun 11th, 2018

We find a lamp and talk to Crystal the Genie. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Crystal the Genie: Lauren Lapkus Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Ryan DiGiorgi, Evan Jac...Show More

Season 2, Ep 62 - The Ruffled Feather (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino)

57:22 | Jun 4th, 2018

We’re in a new tavern and talking to the Freshgrave Twins, two of the most devious wizards-in-training from Jizzlenob Preparatory Academy for Young Wizards. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Schnenessa: Jessi...Show More

Season 2, Ep 61 - Chunt's House

51:47 | May 28th, 2018

Chunt’s house gets pretty full when Arnie and Usidore are visited by Arnor and the Soul Walker. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Arnor: Blaine Swen Soul Walker: Ross Bryant Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tric...Show More

Season 2, Ep 60 - Outside (w/ Paul F. Tompkins)

49:56 | May 21st, 2018

After being kicked out of the tavern, Arnie runs into the fancy little faun Mister Chauncey. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Mister Chauncey: Paul F. Tompkins Josh: Josh Richmond Activia Barleyfoot: Tawny...Show More

Season 2, Ep 59 - Activia (w/ Tawny Newsome)

45:35 | May 14th, 2018

After over three years missing, Activia Barleyfoot, daughter of Otok, returns to the tavern. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Activia Barleyfoot: Tawny Newsome Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGio...Show More

Season 2, Ep 58 - Garbage Lady (w/ Betsy Sodaro Live in LA)

59:05 | May 7th, 2018

Grunkle, the Garbage Lady of Hogsface, stops by the tavern for the first time in 13 years. Also, everyone’s getting old. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Grunkle the Garbage Lady: Betsy Sodaro Gwendolyn, En...Show More

Season 2, Ep 57 - Jyn’Leeviyah Returns

52:47 | Apr 30th, 2018

The Red Wizard is back, summoned to help Arnie with his citizenship test. But can she and Usidore work through their relationship problems? Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jyn’Leeviyah: Felicia Day Mysteri...Show More

Season 2, Ep 56 - Jamillious Returns

53:35 | Apr 23rd, 2018

Jamillious the Mauve Wizard visits to update us on the battle against the Dark Lord and possibly sponsor Arnie’s citizenship. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Memory Gremlin: Sarah Maher A Half-Remembered Versi...Show More

Season 2, Ep 55 – Road Trip

1:01:35 | Apr 16th, 2018

We’ve been cooped up in the tavern for too long. Time for a road trip! In our imaginations! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Memory Gremlin: Sarah Maher A Half-Remembered Version of Blemish: Martin Wilson ...Show More

Season 2, Ep 54 - Fangy Yelly

50:09 | Apr 9th, 2018

It’s the Annual Gathering of the Fi’ang Yaloks which means the Memory Gremlin is back. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Memory Gremlin: Sarah Maher A Half-Remembered Version of Blemish: Martin Wilson Myste...Show More

Season 2, Ep 53 - Advanced Offices & Bosses

1:02:04 | Apr 2nd, 2018

Metamore is back to help us play another game of Offices and Bosses…and share some news about the spin-off. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Metamore: Bill Arnett Chest Trünkborn: Travis McElroy Craig: Rya...Show More

Season 2, Ep 52 - Wheel Bear

47:04 | Mar 26th, 2018

We interview a bear on wheels who also happens to be deputy to Sheriff Chunt. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Wheel Bear: Farrell Walsh Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James...Show More

Season 2, Ep 51 - Squibbert

51:19 | Mar 19th, 2018

Squibbert the frog returns with an important message from the Dark Lord. That’s assuming we can focus up enough to hear it. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Squibbert: Sarah Shockey Chest Trünkborn: Trav...Show More

Season 2, Ep 50 - Reply All Wizards

45:14 | Mar 12th, 2018

The secrets of the multiverse may be may be discovered by reporter Alex Goldman after he places a call to a mysterious green wizard. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Alex Goldman: Alex Goldman Spintax: Char...Show More

Season 2, Ep 49 - Three Years

1:12:09 | Mar 5th, 2018

Our three year anniversary show. It’s time to learn more about the traveling acting troupe, the Cockticklers. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Winky Silks: Joey Bland Michael Gunch: Ross Bryant Mysterious ...Show More

INTERLUDE - Hey Kids, it's a Magic Tavern!

34:42 | Feb 26th, 2018

We check in with an alternate reality version of the podcast, coming from a family friendly dimension where Arnie and his pals record a weekly children’s podcast. They’re joined by old friends including Flower and a very angry boy. Credits: Arni...Show More

Season 2, Ep 48 - Eunuch Tutor

41:41 | Feb 19th, 2018

Benedict Whisperbrew returns to Hogsface for a eunuch parade. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Benedict Whisperbrew: Brendan Dowling Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Ni...Show More

Season 2, Ep 47 - Mittens Returns

54:24 | Feb 12th, 2018

Larry Birdman, the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, is back with good news about Hogsface’s bid to get a new Mittens team. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Larry Birdman: Rush Howell Mysterious Man:...Show More

Season 2, Ep 46 - Lightbringers of Hogsface

52:10 | Feb 5th, 2018

We’ve formed a council to help run Hogsface, and invited Momo the mouse with human strength, Jak Vorpal and the Singing Sword. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Jak Vorpal: Sean Kelly Singing Sword: Erica El...Show More

Season 2, Ep 45 - Night of the Oversharing Dead

38:41 | Jan 29th, 2018

The tavern is quiet but the dead will walk and spill their secrets this night. Also, Chunt has a new friend! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Tomblain Belaroth: Steve Waltien Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Cr...Show More

Season 2, Ep 44 – Deputy Weaver of Parallel Truths (w/ David Plotz live from Washington D.C.)

50:07 | Jan 22nd, 2018

We interview a mouth piece of the Dark Lord in a packed tavern. We’re also joined by a solo nymbee of nymbee and Grundle. (Recorded live at the historic Sixth & I synagogue in Washington D.C.) Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Us...Show More

Season 2, Ep 42 - Former Bird (w/ Joel Kim Booster)

42:37 | Jan 15th, 2018

We talk to a boy who used to be a bird. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Bertramus: Joel Kim Booster Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme...Show More

Season 2, Ep 42 - Tomorrow (w/ Jordan Klepper Live from NYCC)

1:11:02 | Jan 8th, 2018

The Tavern is packed with a phoenix, a will o’ the wisp and more. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Wade the Phoenix: Jordan Klepper Janet the Will-o’-the-Wisp: Maureen Johnson Creators of Night Vale: Josep...Show More

Season 2, Ep 41 - Blue Chris-Must (w/ Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino from Off Book)

1:16:10 | Dec 25th, 2017

It’s Winter Solstice time again and music is in the air. And we’re visited by two Great Blue Tigers. Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Cerulean: Jessica McKenna Azure: Zach Reino Lioncelot: Greg Smith Tomblain Belar...Show More

Season 2, Ep 40 - Cockatrice (w/ Laura Grey)

46:37 | Dec 18th, 2017

Chicken on top? Dragon on bottom? Let’s talk to a cockatrice! Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Patti the Cockatrice: Laura Grey Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp...Show More

Season 2, Ep 39 - nymbee and Grundle (w/ Paul and Storm)

56:18 | Dec 11th, 2017

Foon’s most famous band is back to play a few more songs before they break up again. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young nymbee: Storm DiCostanzo Grundle: Paul Sabourin Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie ...Show More

Season 2, Ep 38 - Treasure Chest (w/ Travis McElroy)

1:02:03 | Dec 4th, 2017

This large treasure chest has just been sitting near our table for years. Let’s open it. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Chest Trünkborn: Travis McElroy Assorted Other Characters: Paul Sabourin Mysterious...Show More

Season 2, Ep 37 - Crone (w/ Janet Varney)

47:36 | Nov 27th, 2017

We’re joined by a withered old crone that makes delicious baked goods and steals water. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Crone Bakeress: Janet Varney Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Produc...Show More

Season 2, Ep 36 - Blessed Troll (w/ Dana Gould)

50:05 | Nov 20th, 2017

We’re visited by a troll that has been both blessed and cursed with special powers. Credits: Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Craig Davis: Dana Gould Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie ...Show More

Season 2, Ep 35 - New Guy (Live from Brooklyn)

1:08:25 | Nov 13th, 2017

It’s a busy night in the tavern. We talk to a prolific but cursed bard, a guy who just moved to town with his wife and a beloved old longtime sponsor. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Barth: John Reynolds SAD B...Show More

Season 2, Ep 34 - Pulcifer the Unassuming (w/ Mike Pesca)

45:33 | Nov 6th, 2017

We’re joined by a very famous guest… or, rather, his father was famous. He seems okay. It’s Pulcifer the Unassuming. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Pulcifer the Unassuming: Mike Pesca Mysterious Man: Tim Snif...Show More

Season 2, Ep 33 - Necromancer Performance Review

49:53 | Oct 30th, 2017

It’s time to talk to Dripfang the Chef Inquisitor about how evil he is and if he can do his job better. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Dripfang: Kevin Sciretta Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Producers: Arnie...Show More

Season 2, Ep 32 - Dark Lord's Birthday Party

1:04:00 | Oct 23rd, 2017

We sneak into the Dark Lord’s party and mingle amongst his evil partygoers all as part of a plan to kill the Dark Lord.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenDripfang: Kevin ScirettaClaudia: Beth Mel...Show More

Season 2, Ep 31 - Bard, Elf and Fortune Teller (Live from Chicago)

1:04:52 | Oct 16th, 2017

The Tavern is packed with people, including a mysterious bard, DQ the elf and an amateur fortune teller. Also, Usidore conjures images from Arnie’s home: Chicago.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDevan Whistlestring: Chri...Show More

Season 2, Ep 30 - Chunt for Red October 3: The Sum of All Rears

52:23 | Oct 9th, 2017

Vampires seem to be avoiding Chunt’s annual blood drive, so instead we interview a werewolf.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungNathan Goodboy: Mike JimersonTomblain Belaroth: Steve WaltienMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig:...Show More

Season 2, Ep 29 - Nymph

44:19 | Oct 2nd, 2017

A Forest Nymph stops by to help spread the word on Nymph Awareness Month. Also… special note for Rusty: stop listening at about 38 minutes in.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGary, the Forest Nymph: Nnamdi NgweCraig: Rya...Show More

Season 2, Ep 28 - Gettin' Nuts (w/ Paul F. Tompkins, Live from Now Hear This in New York)

1:02:23 | Sep 25th, 2017

Usidore and Chunt’s spin-off podcast is visited by a dapper faun named Mister Chauncey, a series of bats and a talking acorn.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMister Chauncey: Paul F. TompkinsTomblain Belaroth: Steve Walt...Show More

Season 2, Ep 27 - But What About Forever Girl?

49:13 | Sep 18th, 2017

Eternia the Forever Girl is back to let us know what life is like for her under the Dark Lord's reign. Also, believe it or not, part of the riddle gets solved.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungEternia: Becca BarishMysteri...Show More

Season 2, Ep 26 - A Short One

36:05 | Sep 11th, 2017

I don't know... what if... we did a short one?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan DiGiorgiTheme Music: Andy PolandMagic Tavern Logo: Alla...Show More

Season 2, Ep 25 - Sit in a Circle (w/ Todd Barry, Janet Varney, Cole Stratton, Matt Besser & Danielle Schneider live from Outside Lands Fest)

1:12:39 | Sep 4th, 2017

An especially lively night in the tavern with visits from a raven, a warrior elf, an ill child, a giant dwarf and a fairy decorator.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungKermit the Raven: Todd BarryBraidwynn: Janet VarneyTim...Show More

Season 2, Ep 24 - Book Club: The Great Gatsby

58:15 | Aug 28th, 2017

A wizard, a witch, a badger, a flower, a Chicagoan and a humunculous made of bodily fluids all try to understand the Earth book ‘The Great Gatsby.’Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFlower: Brooke BreitClaudia: Beth Melew...Show More

Season 2, Ep 23 - Used Horse Salesman

46:09 | Aug 21st, 2017

Ex-squire Rocky Cocodino is here to sell some lightly used warhorses.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungRocky Cocodino: Tim LyonsMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan D...Show More

Season 2, Ep 22 - Twins

44:07 | Aug 14th, 2017

Jayme and Sayme the creepy twin children of Baron Ragoon are back and stranger than ever. Also, Chunt is trying out some secret names for himself.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJayme: Gretchen EngSayme: Brad PikeMyster...Show More

Season 2, Ep 21 - Gnome

52:25 | Aug 7th, 2017

We meet a gnome named Aprel and learn several important lessons about friendship.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungAprel Füls: Asher PerlmanMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Ja...Show More

Season 2, Ep 19 - Momo

45:25 | Jul 24th, 2017

Momo the mouse is back with important messages about defeating the Dark Lord.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Ryan...Show More

Season 2, Ep 18 - The Basement

40:49 | Jul 17th, 2017

Arnie and Usidore sneak into the basement while Chunt distracts Blemish.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBlemish/52 Sacks of Flour: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ev...Show More

Season 2, Ep 17 - Crazy Jared

38:28 | Jul 10th, 2017

Lots of things are changing in the tavern. But can Blemish ever change?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenBlemish: Martin WilsonPrincess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth: Megan O’NeillBenedict Whisperbre...Show More

Season 2, Ep 16 - Tom the Girlfriend

41:36 | Jul 3rd, 2017

Baron Ragoon has brought his new girlfriend to the Tavern. She seems vaguely familiar. Also, Blemish is around.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTomblain Belaroth: Steve WaltienBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenBlemish: Martin ...Show More

Season 2, Ep 15 - But What About Flower?

35:53 | Jun 26th, 2017

We learn what Flower has been up to recently. Also, what’s taking breakfast so long.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFlower: Brooke BreitMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacov...Show More

Season 2, Ep 14 - Elf Help

47:44 | Jun 19th, 2017

DQ the elf is back and he has word of a resistance force growing strength in the forest.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungD’athaniel Quen’yarvin (aka “DQ”): Tim RyderCaball’on Valentin: John SabineMysterious Man: Tim Snif...Show More

Season 2, Ep 13 - Gargoyle Girl

35:36 | Jun 12th, 2017

We meet a female gargoyle and get yelled at more by Daphne.Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungHergle the Gargoyle: Liz KirkwoodDaphne the Unwed Mother: Sarah ShockeyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie ...Show More

Season 2, Ep 12 - Unwed Mother

44:04 | Jun 5th, 2017

Daphne the overworked mother is helping to run the tavern on behalf of the Dark Lord. Also, Chunt's new guard friend seems very strange.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDaphne the Unwed Mother: Sarah ShockeyMysterious Ma...Show More

Season 2, Ep 11 - Surveillance Spider (w/ Cory Doctorow)

29:12 | May 29th, 2017

The Dark Lord may be spying on the people of Foon, and we've got one of his surveillance spiders in the tavern, ready to tell the tale.Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSigent the Spider: Cory DoctorowMysterious Man: Tim Sniffen...Show More

Season 2, Ep 10 - Bro-taur (w/ Colt Cabana)

39:09 | May 22nd, 2017

We interview a muscular half man, half animal... only he's not sure exactly what the animal half is.Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBrodus Tarver: Colt CabanaCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiG...Show More

Season 2, Ep 9 - Herbalists

45:02 | May 15th, 2017

Magic can't solve everything. Maybe the Milkweeds can help us with some natural remedies. Also, Chunt is now in a power position.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFig and Maple Milkweed: Nick Mestad and Emma PopeGlen Weld...Show More

Season 2, Ep 8 - Dripfang

45:17 | May 8th, 2017

The Dark Lord's Chef Inquisitor pays a visit. And that is not a typo.Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDripfang: Kevin ScirettaMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiE...Show More

Season 2, Ep 7 - Carfoonist (Live from Emerald City Comic Con)

54:27 | May 1st, 2017

The Baron finds an old episode Arnie forgot to upload, from two days before the seige of Hogsface. Our hosts learn about magic paint from a “carfoonist.”CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenCharles...Show More

Season 2, Ep 6 - Mouse

49:54 | Apr 24th, 2017

A little talking mouse named Momo joins us in the tavern.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMomo the Mouse: Erin KeifGregor/Gianessa: Dana QuercioliMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTechnical Difficulties Witc...Show More

Season 2, Ep 5 - Jayme and Sayme

49:29 | Apr 17th, 2017

The Baron stops by with his odd twin children Jayme and Sayme.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenJayme: Gretchen EngSayme: Brad PikeMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie...Show More

Season 2, Ep 4 - Not the Sheriff

43:30 | Apr 10th, 2017

We interview a mysterious guard with a vaguely familiar and unconvincing voice.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGianessa Relkorus: Dana QuercioliMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ev...Show More

Season 2, Ep 3 - Satyr and Beholder (w/ Elliott Kalan and Stuart Wellington from The Flop House)

58:32 | Apr 3rd, 2017

We learn more about the arts from a goat man and a giant floating eyeball.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDustin Hoofman the Satyr: Elliott KalanGlobulous the Bowtied Beholder: Stuart WellingtonMysterious Man: Tim Sniff...Show More

Season 2, Ep 2 - Birdman of Hogsface

40:45 | Mar 27th, 2017

Larry Birdman returns to catch us up on the rules he'd like to change in the game of Mittens.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLarry Birdman: Rush HowellBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottleibMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers:...Show More

Season 2, Episode 1 - The Podcast

46:46 | Mar 20th, 2017

Whatever happened to the man from Earth, the badger and the wizard?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan...Show More

INTERLUDE - Scenes from Foon

48:31 | Mar 13th, 2017

The Mysterious Man and Craig listen in on Arnor the Warrior, Axelrod the Real Estate Agent, Princess Belaroth the Play Producer and more.Arnor: Blaine SwenSoul Walker: Ross BryantAxelrod ReMax: Mark McConvilleCouple Being Shown the Castle: Matt Gourl...Show More

INTERLUDE - Cowboy World

30:33 | Mar 6th, 2017

Hello from the Dusty Saloon! Let's check in with the town of Hogswood.Arnie: Arnie NiekampUlysses the Cowboy: Matt YoungChamp the Horse: Adal RifaiMiss Quibbert: Sarah ShockeyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ev...Show More

INTERLUDE - Chicago

40:58 | Feb 27th, 2017

This week on WKRH, guest host Sarah Maher discusses her paranormal disappearance and cross stitching.Sarah Maher: Sarah MaherAdal Rifai: Adal RifaiInto and Nerf: Marla Caceres and Eddie PiñaGreg: Arnie NiekampBarbara: Matt YoungMysterious Man: Tim Sn...Show More

100 - Usidore's Quest

1:15:04 | Feb 20th, 2017

Let's talk to Usidore's fellowship of heroes before we set off on our journey to defeat the Dark Lord.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPimbly Nimblebottom: Louie SaundersGerm Crust: Mary TildenEvil Tannakin the Pinglet: ...Show More

99 - Push Ups (w/ Michael Hitchcock and Erin Whitehead live from San Francisco Sketchfest)

59:43 | Feb 13th, 2017

We're leaving on our quest in one week. But first... we talk to a butterfly and a reverse mermaid.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTabula the Butterfly: Michael HitchcockErin the Reverse-Mermaid: Erin WhiteheadMysterious...Show More

98 - King of the Badger

45:51 | Feb 6th, 2017

I do want to talk about badger stuff.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBlemish: Martin WilsonTalbot the Badger: Tugs the BadgerCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEdi...Show More

97 - Kobold

50:26 | Jan 30th, 2017

Time to stock up on supplies for our quest. And we've met a kobold who's selling stuff.Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTraach: James D’AmatoBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie ...Show More

96 - Mic Test

54:50 | Jan 23rd, 2017

Testing out mobile recording for the show. Let's... get out of the tavern...CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungClacks/Clax: TJ JagodowskiOoze: Paul GrondyMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niek...Show More

95 - Tom the Spy

56:20 | Jan 16th, 2017

Prince Tomblain has infiltrated Shrike to spy on the Baron and Dark Lord. It's time to hear what he's learned.Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTomblain Belaroth: Steve WaltienMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProdu...Show More

94 - Sarah For Real

39:06 | Jan 9th, 2017

My name is Sarah Maher. And I'm trapped in the magical land of Foon. But I'm continuing this podcast with Chunt and Usidore.Sarah: Sarah MaherChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCan the Wizard: Arnie NiekampMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGi...Show More

93 - Goblin General

41:18 | Jan 2nd, 2017

Seems like about time to check back in with the goblins and see how their plan to rise up and take over all of Foon is going.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGeneral Leebad Fellatio: Atra AsdouMysterious Man: Tim Sniffen...Show More

Winter Solstice Bonus 2016

11:26 | Dec 26th, 2016

A new song and a big announcement you're going to want to hear. The regular show will be back next week.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpants: Meridith StepienCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover,...Show More

92 - Resonance Stone

39:56 | Dec 19th, 2016

You know, it's been a long time since checked in with Otok, Flower and Krom. How is their quest going?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerKrom the Fingarian: Mark LogsdonFlower: Brooke BreitMysteri...Show More

91 - Magic Turkey (w/ Scott Adsit, Live from Chicago Podcast Festival)

57:38 | Dec 12th, 2016

It seems like a good time of year to interview a magical turkey.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCharles the Turkey: Scott AdsitSpurt the Elder: Andy CareyShan Gammador: Shannon CasonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Rya...Show More

90 - Dwarf (w/ Jon Gabrus)

41:25 | Dec 5th, 2016

Let's have a few drinks and talk about the adventures of the dwarf, Lager Brewerhead.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLager Brewerhead: Jon GabrusMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan Di...Show More

89 - Jyn'Leeviyah the Red (w/ Felicia Day)

43:22 | Nov 28th, 2016

At long last, we get to meet the object of Usidore's wizardly affections.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJyn'Leeviyah: Felicia DayMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekam...Show More

88 - Dragonborn

37:56 | Nov 21st, 2016

This week I interview a lizard guy who's here to fix up the tavern.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPreckle: Ryan RidleyBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan...Show More

87 - Missing Fathers (Live from Now Hear This in Anaheim, CA)

1:01:21 | Nov 14th, 2016

The tavern is very busy. Let's talk to the Pandenomicon, a sentient vapor... and maybe someone else.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpintax the Green's Pandenomicon: Charlie McCrackinFfffp the Sentient Vapor: Holly Laur...Show More

86 - Overworked Fairy

40:02 | Nov 7th, 2016

This week we learn what life is like for the fairy-folk.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungRoss the Fairy: Allison RinghandCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenThem...Show More

85 - Unicorn

40:31 | Oct 31st, 2016

(Guest: Peter Sagal) We have something extra magical in the tavern this week, a unicorn named Windsprinkle.Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungWindsprinkle: Peter SagalMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesCraig: Ryan DiGio...Show More

84 - Memory Gremlin

38:29 | Oct 24th, 2016

We're still testing out new co-hosts, so I invited the Memory Gremlin to join us and help us remember an old friend.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiMemory Gremlin: Sarah MaherA Memory: Matt YoungMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiG...Show More

83 - Tree

33:33 | Oct 17th, 2016

We need some cheering up so we're having Pizza Skull sit-in as a temporary co-host. Also, our guest is a talking tree.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiPizza Skull: Matt YoungCaball'on Valentin: John SabineTannakin the Terrible: Sarah Logs...Show More

82 - Chunt for Red October 2: Clear and Present Badger

33:08 | Oct 10th, 2016

It's time again for Chunt's annual blood drive for local vampires. Usidore is unusually excited.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt/Thorn: Adal RifaiUsidore/Vlad/Chad/Brad/Tad: Matt YoungSimon Lemmington Bartholomew: Shad KunkleMysterious Man: Tim Sniff...Show More

81 - Siren

37:01 | Oct 3rd, 2016

Let this week's episode be a song that draws you in. You'll be okay.CreditsArnie/Robot Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungUrsula the Siren: Lindsey SmithRichard Seashanty and Pilk: Derek Dupuy and Mike SparaMysterious Man: Tim Sn...Show More

INTERLUDE - Mirror World

38:38 | Sep 26th, 2016

Checking in with the evil alternate Foon, where Arnie is evil, Chunt is evil and Usidore is evil.CreditsCarnival Wilson/Arnie, a real person and totally not a robot at all: Arnie NiekampWendigo Wilson: Adal RifaiUsidore the Black: Matt YoungTannakin ...Show More

80 - Inta and Nerf

42:52 | Sep 19th, 2016

It's Sunday in the tavern so let's talk to two of our old goblin friends.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungInta and Nerf: Marla Caceres and Eddie PiñaMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: Kate JamesCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProdu...Show More

79 - Real Estate Agent

37:12 | Sep 12th, 2016

You should never cross a dragon, a wizard, a flower, or my next guest...Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungAxelrod ReMax: Mark McConvilleTannakin the Pinglet: Sarah FineoutMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiPr...Show More

78 - The Bandit King (Live from the Steppenwolf Theater in Chicago)

41:50 | Sep 5th, 2016

The tavern is busy, and the Bandit King is here!CreditsThe tavern is busy, and the Bandit King is here!Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungThe Bandit King: John ThibodeauxCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover,...Show More

77 - The Baron and the Frog

51:21 | Aug 29th, 2016

This week I'm excited to meet Foon's first Unicorn dentist.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBaron Ragoon: Chris RathjenSquibbert: Sarah ShockeyTricia: Kate JamesMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: A...Show More

76 - Pandenomicon

44:18 | Aug 22nd, 2016

I found these resonance stones in Spintax's old hat.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpintax the Green's Pandenomicon: Charlie McCrackinMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacov...Show More

75 - Make-Up Artist

29:42 | Aug 15th, 2016

An ambitious young make-up artist from the Unmarked Territories is ready to join Usidore's quest.Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGerm Crust: Mary TildenTricia: Kate JamesMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers...Show More

74 - Letters and Packages

34:36 | Aug 8th, 2016

Time to catch up on our many letters and packages.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBlemish: Martin WilsonTricia: Kate JamesKern: Spencer HamMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan J...Show More

73 - Chunt's Night (Live from Stage 773 in Chicago)

44:41 | Aug 1st, 2016

The weekly variety show hosted by Chunt, the King of the Badgers, at the Vermillion Minotaur.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiPizza Skull: Matt YoungMelchoir, Keeper of the Doom Horn: Alex EilhauerSpurt the Elder: Andy CareyLouis A. Shark...Show More

72 - Last of the Singled Out Folk

37:05 | Jul 25th, 2016

I'm not entirely sure, but I think my next guest is in a cult.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGracie, the Lonely Cult Member: Scott ElamFrom the Fingarian: Mark LogsdonOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerFlower: Brooke BreitMyste...Show More

71 - Two Headed Conjoined Fairy Princess (Live from Stage 773 in Chicago)

42:32 | Jul 18th, 2016

The tavern is extra busy, and we have a tiny flying guest with two heads.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLyrica: Racheal Mason and Susan MessingMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Ev...Show More

70 - Goblin Queen

35:48 | Jul 11th, 2016

It's goblin day at the Minotaur again and we're joined by the Goblin Queen herself! She's very approachable!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungFibro Myalgia, the Goblin Queen: Kelsey KinneyAlabaster Camerdan: Tommy Marange...Show More

69 - Halfling Bards

42:54 | Jul 4th, 2016

As a special treat for Chunt, I've paid for Foon's biggest band to make an appearance.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt Youngnymbee: Storm DiCostanzoGrundle: Paul SabourinBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProduc...Show More

68 - The Princess and the Eunuch

37:05 | Jun 27th, 2016

Princess Trachea Aurealia Belaroth is back to talk about her path to the throne and who might help her make it happenCreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPrincess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth: Megan O'NeillBenedict Whisperbrew: ...Show More

67 - Ooze

28:48 | Jun 20th, 2016

I stepped on some ooze in the dungeon and then became friends with it...him...them?Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungOoze: Paul GrondyBlemish: Martin WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie ...Show More

66 - The Curse

34:12 | Jun 13th, 2016

It feels like this may be it... our last chance to save Chunt.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDorian Deville: Zach ThompsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGi...Show More

65 - Dancer

33:29 | Jun 6th, 2016

We all need some cheering up in these dark times. Hopefully this dancer can do it.CREDITS:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJosh Swollensword: Lawrence CollerdKrom the Fingarian: Mark LogsdonOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerFlower: Bro...Show More

64 - Jamillious the Mauve

39:33 | May 30th, 2016

I meet Foon's current Mauve Wizard who is also Foon's first black wizard.CREDITS:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJamillious Washington the Mauve: Anthony LeBlancMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate James...Show More

63 - The Singing Sword

38:41 | May 23rd, 2016

Jak Vorpal, Foon's Greatest Swordsman, returns with his weapon/companion The Singing Sword. They have...an interesting dynamic.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJak Vorpal: Sean KellySinging Sword: Erica ElamMysterious M...Show More

62 - The Healer (LIVE at PAX East)

39:24 | May 16th, 2016

A healer has come to Hogsface. Maybe he can help Chunt with that curse.Credits:Arnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCrance Windowwhistle: Patrick RothfussVerron McShingleshane: Anthony CarboniBurger King Guy: Max TemkinMysterious M...Show More

61 - Sheriff

42:57 | May 9th, 2016

Is there a new sheriff in town? No, she’s had this job for a while. But she’s new to me: this week I talk to Gianessa Relkorus, the first female Sheriff of Hogsface.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungGianessa Relkorus, She...Show More

60 - Confidential Courier

42:17 | May 2nd, 2016

This week we talk to Jimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier. What's he couriering? We'll see if he'll confide.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungJimminent Turlybirther, the Confidential Courier: Tim BaltzMysterio...Show More

59 - Dr. Ward

37:21 | Apr 25th, 2016

This week, we're visited by clinical psychologist Dr. Mark Ward. I can't wait to learn about doctors in Foon!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDr. Ward: Shane WilsonMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers...Show More

58 - Keeper of the Doom Horn

32:59 | Apr 18th, 2016

We chat with Melchoir, The Keeper of the Doom Horn that Blows at World's End. Really hoping he doesn't blow it.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMelchoir: Alex EilhauerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProduc...Show More

57 - Dreamclimber

32:31 | Apr 11th, 2016

Meet Thretta Dreamclimber. She doesn't get many breaks from her job of climbing into peoples dreams, but she's spending one of them with us!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungThretta Dreamclimber: Andel SudikMysterious Man...Show More

56 - Dungeon Guard

37:52 | Apr 4th, 2016

This week I meet a dungeon guard named Chad. Seems nice!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungChad: David PasquesiMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiTricia: Kate JamesKern: Spencer HamProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Eva...Show More

55 - Homunculus

36:19 | Mar 28th, 2016

I always thought it was weird how Usidore saves his bodily fluids. This week I learn why. It's still weird.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMetanoid: Jorin GarguiloSpants/Gorgon: Meridith StepienMysterious Man: Tim Sniff...Show More

54 - Witch

36:59 | Mar 21st, 2016

What's a polite word for hag?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungClaudia: Beth MelewskiOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerKrom the Fingarian: Mark LogsdonFlower: Brooke BreitMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProducers: ...Show More

53 - Tom the Nominee

35:23 | Mar 14th, 2016

Last we heard from Tomblain Belaroth, his role as Danlet earned him a nomination for a Tosser Award. Now he's back to tell us all about his experience on the Red Carpet.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTomblain Belaroth:...Show More

52 - One Year

38:02 | Mar 7th, 2016

It's my one-year anniversary in Foon and I'm going to spend it with my goon companions, Chunt and Usidore. Boy's Night!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottliebMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Rya...Show More

51 - Baron Ragoon

39:51 | Feb 26th, 2016

This week I meet my first Foonish baron. Also my first baron!NOTE TO SUBSCRIBERS: The back catalog is going to be moved to different servers this week, so there’s a slight chance your podcatching app may flip out and try to download everything again....Show More

50 - Larry Birdman

34:44 | Feb 19th, 2016

Larry Birdman is in town for a meeting to have a meeting to form a panel to change some Mittens rules and he stops by the podcast to discuss the Mittens Super Calvalcade Part 1.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLarry Bird...Show More

49 - Princess Phillipa

36:37 | Feb 12th, 2016

There’s another princess at the Vermilion Minotaur! And she seems pretty chatty. Maybe now we’ll get the real story on princess life.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPrincess Phillipa: Abby McEnenyOtok Barleyfoot: Nick B...Show More

48 - DQ Returns

37:38 | Feb 4th, 2016

I’m going to try to keep Blemish in line while we chat with our old pal D’athaniel Quen’yarvin. Maybe I’ll say his name right this time.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungD’athaniel Quen’yarvin: Tim RyderBlemish: Martin Wi...Show More

47 - Otok’s Quest

34:11 | Jan 29th, 2016

Finally someone in Foon is going on an actual quest. It’s not Usidore. It’s Otok Barleyfoot, off to find his daughter Activia.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerBlemish: Martin WilsonKrom the Fing...Show More

46 - Assassin

34:56 | Jan 22nd, 2016

No guest this week. Looks like another Boys Ni–wait, who’s this guy at our table?CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungAssassin: Ross KimballBungaree Chubbins: Tom GottliebMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiProduc...Show More

45 - The First Jew of Foon

33:11 | Jan 15th, 2016

I’ve always wondered how Judaism exists on both Earth and Foon. This week’s guest has the answer!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungPeter Smith: Daniel StraussOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenCraig: Rya...Show More

44 - Arnor the Warrior

34:46 | Jan 7th, 2016

We’re joined by Arnor, the greatest warrior in all of Foon! People have been comparing us a lot since our names are so similar. I bet he’ll get a kick out of that.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungArnor: Blaine SwenOtok B...Show More

43 - Sharks

37:49 | Jan 1st, 2016

This week I meet two Sharks, but only one of them is a literal shark. I mean I GET IT, but it still seems more confusing than it needs to be.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLouis A. Shark: John Patrick CoanLois, a shark...Show More

Winter Solstice Bonus

04:30 | Dec 24th, 2015

Happy Winter Solstice everyone! The regular show will be back next week.

42 - Winter Solstice

45:25 | Dec 17th, 2015

There’s a chill in the air and in Foon that could mean literally anything. But this time it means Winter Solstice! Glenn Miller and Spants join us for gift giving and traditional Solstice carols.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Ma...Show More

41 - Skeleton

37:13 | Dec 11th, 2015

I learn about dungeons from an actual dungeon-guarding skeleton. Nice guy!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungClacks/Clax?: TJ JagodowskiOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerCraig: Ryan DiGiorgiMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Ar...Show More

40 - Chu Chu’s Chow

33:28 | Dec 4th, 2015

We venture out of the Vermilion Minotaur for a meal at Chu Chu’s Chow! Not sure what they serve, but it’s got to beat spiced potatoes.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungLeonard Kronkite: Lauren LopezBungaree Chubbins: Tom ...Show More

39 - Can the Wizard

27:03 | Nov 24th, 2015

Chunt here! Arnie’s hung over so I’m hosting the podcast this week. Usidore’s wizard-friend Can is drinking at the Vermilion Minotaur today. Maybe he’ll chat with us.CreditsChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungCan: Arnie NiekampBungaree Chubbins: Tom ...Show More

38 - Letters

38:21 | Nov 19th, 2015

We’ve been getting so many emails lately, I decided to do an all letters episode. Letters night!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTannakin: Sarah FineoutSpants: Meridith StepienGlenn Miller: Nick GageMysterious Man: Tim S...Show More

37 - Tannakin the Pinglet

33:31 | Nov 13th, 2015

I was trying to teach Usidore the Earth phrase “when pigs fly.” One thing lead to another and I met this week’s guest.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTannakin: Sarah FineoutOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim ...Show More

36 - Low Battery

23:19 | Nov 6th, 2015

Sorry, everyone. I’ve been having some computer trouble. I hope we make it through this episode okay because we have an awesome guest. Fingers crossed!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMysterious Man: Tim SniffenTricia: K...Show More

35 - Earth Stuff

39:50 | Oct 30th, 2015

Earth. Stuff.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBenedict Whisperbrew: Brendan DowlingOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgiEditor: Chris RathjenTheme Musi...Show More

34 - Chunt for Red October

35:28 | Oct 21st, 2015

The Chunt for Red October is finally here! What better way to celebrate than to interview a pair of vampires in need. At least I think they’re in need.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungChip von Pierre: Jeff MurdochBippy v...Show More

33 - Spurt the Elder

33:15 | Oct 16th, 2015

Our guest this week is the greatest poet in all of Foon: Spurt the Elder. But apparently there’s another Spurt too? I don’t know. Foon is confusing.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungSpurt the Elder: Andy CareyBungaree Chu...Show More

32 - Offices & Bosses

37:35 | Oct 8th, 2015

There’s this guy who’s always in The Vermilion Minotaur playing some kind of game with his friends. This week he’ll come on the podcast and explain how it works.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMetamore: Bill ArnettSpant...Show More

31 - Bridge Troll

32:47 | Oct 3rd, 2015

This week we test our riddle-solving skills against an actual bridge troll. Hope he doesn’t eat us!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBridge Troll: Padraic ConnellyGlenn Miller: Nick GageSpants: Meridith StepienSpindella: ...Show More

30 - The Midwife

34:26 | Sep 23rd, 2015

I’m starting to get the sense that Chunt might not actually like me at all. Maybe we’ll patch things up this week while we interview a magical midwife. I have so many questions about midwifery on Foon.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsido...Show More

29 - The Scholar (Live from XOXO 2015)

43:51 | Sep 17th, 2015

Feeling kinda down on my wedding anniversary. Hopefully chatting with a Scholar from the Great Halls Of Terr’Akkas will cheer me up.

28 - Forever Girl

30:06 | Sep 8th, 2015

This week I meet a little girl who will live forever! I think? I’m not super clear on the rules, but Chunt and Usidore are excited about it.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungEternia: Becca BarishBurger King Employee: Max ...Show More

27 - Not Dead (Live from Jangleheart Circus)

33:07 | Sep 3rd, 2015

Wow. The Vermilion Minotaur is really crowded tonight. Are they here to see… us? Our old friends Spants and Glenn Miller are back to sing some songs for us and Usidore’s robes and hat seem unusually uncomfortable.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Ada...Show More

26 - Hunger Ghost

33:31 | Aug 28th, 2015

I didn’t see him at first — probably because he’s a ghost, but Chunt’s dad is sitting at our table. I’m so excited to learn more about where Chunt came from.

25 - Eagles

30:12 | Aug 20th, 2015

With Spintax taking care of things, we can get back to our regular podcast routine and have some normal guests on the show — that is, if you can consider two gigantic eagles normal guests.

24 - The Plan

33:10 | Aug 12th, 2015

Ever since Usidore said The Dark Lord’s name, things have been getting a little too real. We’re still cleaning Soul Walker off of the Vermilion Minotaur’s floor. We need a plan to deal with all of this stuff. We also need Spintax the Green. He’s my g...Show More

22 - Sarah

30:38 | Jul 30th, 2015

She’s here! Somehow my wife, Sarah, is in Foon. I’ve been chasing her through McShingleshane forest for the last two weeks, but now she’s here!

21 - No Arnie

27:43 | Jul 22nd, 2015

Hi! It’s Chunt. I’m the host now because Arnie ran off to find Sarah in the woods. It will probably be a better show without him.CreditsChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungTom the Traveler: Steve WaltienBurger King Employee: Max TemkinMysterious Man:...Show More

20 - The Wedding Planner

32:48 | Jul 17th, 2015

This week I meet one of the best wedding planners in Foon…assuming you’re not a tree.

19 - The Namer

27:14 | Jul 8th, 2015

Merlinda Flimpery is a Namer. She gives things names. That’s a thing in Foon.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungMerlinda Flimpery: Irene MarquetteOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekam...Show More

18 - Blemish

31:47 | Jun 30th, 2015

Blemish, the creepy guy who works at the Vermilion Minotaur and brings us spiced potatoes is going to be our guest this week.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungBlemish: Martin WilsonOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man...Show More

17 - D’athaniel Quen’yarvin

33:10 | Jun 24th, 2015

This week I meet an Elven archer! Elvish archer? He’s an elf.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungD’athaniel Quen’yarvin: Tim RyderOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProducers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, ...Show More

15 - Transdimensional Deliveryman

29:06 | Jun 10th, 2015

Boys’ night was so much fun I didn’t book a guest for this episode either, but one showed up anyway. More importantly, he can travel between dimensions. Maybe he can help me get home.CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungDon:...Show More

13 - Boys’ Night

36:47 | May 27th, 2015

Instead of a whole guest and interview and all that, Chunt, Usidore and I are just gonna hang out and chat tonight. Boys’ Night!CreditsArnie: Arnie NiekampChunt: Adal RifaiUsidore: Matt YoungOtok Barleyfoot: Nick BaerMysterious Man: Tim SniffenProduc...Show More

12 - Krom the Barbarian

30:03 | May 23rd, 2015

Krom the Barbarian is going to be my guest this week. He is… a big guy.

11 - The Eunuch

32:15 | May 13th, 2015

I found out why there are so many purple banners in town. The Chief Eunuch of Belaroth is visiting Hogsface… and he’s here to see me!

10 - Homesick

17:28 | May 6th, 2015

I just want to apologize in advance. I couldn’t find a guest for this episode and, frankly, I’m feeling pretty homesick.

9 - Goblins

31:49 | Apr 30th, 2015

Now that the Vermilion Minotaur allows goblins on Sundays, I can have a few on the podcast. I still don’t really know the difference between goblins and orcs. Is it horns? I’ll find out today!

8 - Pimbly Nimblebottom

29:30 | Apr 23rd, 2015

I’m told that Pimbly Nimblebottom is an imp. Finally, a real magical guest!

7 - Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth

23:54 | Apr 16th, 2015

I get to meet my first real princess on the podcast this week. The name “Belaroth” sounds familiar.

6 - The Vermilion Minotaur

24:06 | Apr 9th, 2015

After spending so much time in the Vermilion Minotaur, I finally got its owner and proprietor, Otok Barleyfoot, to be a guest on the podcast. Chunt will be there too. Usidore is already pretty drunk so I’m not sure what to expect from him.

5 - Foon’s Greatest Swordsman

23:30 | Apr 2nd, 2015

Wow! The greatest swordsman in all of Foon is going to be at the Vermilion Minotaur today and I get to interview him! I can’t wait to hear all about his adventures. First the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League and now Jak Vorpal! I’m basically t...Show More

2 - Tom the Traveler

24:58 | Mar 13th, 2015

This week, a new guest joins Chunt, Usidore, and I in the Vermilion Minotaur: A common, dirty traveler named Tom. I’m hoping to hear what life outside of Hogface is like from someone who has traveled across Foon.