Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast
1) Final Fantasy VI Part 1 - Translation By 90s Leonardo DiCaprio
There's a lot of talk about child stars in this episode of Square Roots, which is suprising given that we're talking about THE NUMBER ONE GREATEST RPG EVER, Final Fantasy VI. So is it really the Numbe...Show More
2) Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 6 - Hot Goth Peach
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 6 - Hot Goth Peach Square Roots - Episode 495 Quest Log: 0:40:45 Level Up: 1:44:10 Finally the game has someone for Matt, and it's Hot Goth Peach. She gets a r...Show More
3) Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 5 - A Sticky, Yummy Accident
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 5 - A Sticky, Yummy Accident Square Roots - Episode 494 Quest Log: 0:30:30 Level Up: 1:44:30 We solve some train mysteries and rewrite train histories on this ...Show More
4) Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 4 - Boat/Unboat
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 4 - Boat/Unboat Square Roots - Episode 491 Quest Log: 0:30:22 Level Up: 1:29:20 The gang takes Mario a-treasure huntin' in this week's episode of Paper Mario: ...Show More
5) The Square Roots Game of the Year Extravaganza
The Square Roots Game of the Year Extravaganza Square Roots - Episode 492 We ignore the idea that 2016 is ten years ago as we get to the end of 2025 and talk about the game of the year from the games...Show More
6) Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 3 - RAWK HAWK!
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 3 - RAWK HAWK! Square Roots - Episode 491 Quest Log: 0:27:30 Level Up: 1:25:30 This week's episode of Square Roots is brought to you by The Glitz Pit, just off...Show More
7) Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 2 - Something For Everyone to Get Upset About
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 2 - Something For Everyone to Get Upset About - Episode 490 This week we keep on keepin' on with Paper Mario. Did we finish Chapters 2 and 3 like we said we w...Show More
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 2 - Something For Everyone to Get Upset About
2:15:38 | Dec 1st, 2025
8) Would You Eat This Bird Twenty Twenty Five
Would You Eat This Bird Twenty Twenty Five Square Roots - Thanksgiving Special Quest Log: 0:02:00 Level Up: 1:06:00 We're not doing a real episode this week, we're doing a Thanksgiving Funebration! An...Show More
9) Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 1 - Sniff Her Feet
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 1 - Sniff Her Feet Square Roots - Episode 489 Quest Log: 0:31:00 Level Up: 1:43:54 Even with a lack of cheevos we still dive into Nintendo's Paper Mario: The T...Show More
10) South of Midnight Part 3: ROUX WAS AHMED BEST?!
South of Midnight Part 3: ROUX WAS AHMED BEST?! Square Roots - Episode 488 Quest Log: 0:16:57 Level Up: 1:12:28 Somehow, throughout this series, Jim, Matt and Vanessa never mentioned that the characte...Show More