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The Infinite Bad

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The Infinite Bad is a comedy-horror roleplaying podcast from Definitely Human. In the aftermath of World War I, four strangers find themselves caught in a web of evil beyond their reckoning. To survive, they must band together despite their differenc...Show More

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The Tomb of Arensnuphis - Part 1

42:19 | Sep 6th, 2017

It is 1920, and to celebrate Cornelia Cavendish’s 60th birthday, her good acquaintance Lord Talbot has invited her to Egypt for the opening of a newly discovered and very unique tomb. Eager to delve further into the arcane depths of the world, Cornel...Show More

The Secret of Drakelow Hall - Part 6

47:58 | Aug 8th, 2017

After bearing witness to murder and madness at Drakelow Hall, our heroes set out into the woods in the hope of uncovering the truth. But what they find there is more disturbing than anything they could have imagined. Dorothy, Cornelia, Sebastien and...Show More

The Secret of Drakelow Hall - Part 5

49:57 | Aug 1st, 2017

As if one grizzly murder wasn’t enough, now more lives have been threatened by wild beasts and wilder men. With the unrelenting storm still raging outside, can our unlikely heroes finally work together to escape?

The Secret of Drakelow Hall - Part 4

42:53 | Jul 26th, 2017

Night in the old English manor has revealed the brutal murder of a soldier, and a fitful sleep has brought further horrors into our heroes’ world. A wild stag, appearing as if from nowhere in the upstairs bedroom, has been shot dead by the mysterious...Show More

The Secret of Drakelow Hall - Part 3

43:10 | Jul 18th, 2017

The brutal and mysterious murder of a young soldier has cut through Drakelow Hall, shaking our four heroes to their cores. They steel themselves against this tragedy, but find that the ruinous night has more to give. Faced with threats from the manor...Show More

The Secret of Drakelow Hall - Part 2

37:58 | Jul 11th, 2017

Four strangers have been thrown together by circumstance in rural Cumbria 1919. The friends and relatives they have travelled to visit are long dead, and they find themselves trapped without purpose in a convalescence centre in the woods. All that aw...Show More

The Secret of Drakelow Hall - Part 1

39:17 | Jul 4th, 2017

It is Autumn, 1919, and with the death and din of the Great War still ringing, four strangers find themselves cramped together in a moderately sized vehicle headed to Drakelow Hall, one of the last English manors still in use as a convalescence home ...Show More

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PAX FORTUNA! A New Comedy Roleplaying Podcast From Definitely Human

03:43 | Feb 2nd

Pax Fortuna is an adventure-comedy roleplaying podcast set in the fantastical merchant republic of Fortuna, brought to you by the creators of THE INFINITE BAD. The series begins this July! Early access is available for $5 patrons on More

PAX FORTUNA! A comedy roleplaying podcast by the creators of The Infinite Bad

06:29 | Sep 26th, 2018

There is a place in the east, a merchant city called Fortuna! On this magnificent island alone there are no kings and no knights, no lords and no serfs, only the levelling honesty of gold! Introducing the faithful THEOBOLD BRANDLEBURY, a Dwarf of t...Show More

The Doom of Antarctica - Part 9

38:38 | Sep 25th, 2018

It is 1929, ten years since the start of our heroes’ adventures. In the grand finale of The Infinite Bad, they must defeat Angela Gresley and the hordes of evil, or the world will be lost.

The Doom of Antarctica - Part 8

28:09 | Sep 18th, 2018

At the bottom of the world, our heroes confront their nemesis once more. With the answers to their questions and a final victory both tantalisingly close, will they have to choose between them? And what sacrifices will they have to make?

The Doom of Antarctica - Part 7

35:08 | Sep 11th, 2018

Another old English manor awaits our heroes, another lodge in the globe-spanning network of their opponents’ design. But as they return to where it all began so long ago, the familiar setting and figures of the past are disturbed by new dangers.

The Doom of Antarctica - Part 6

30:11 | Sep 4th, 2018

After witnessing a series of bizarre phenomena in the blizzard, our heroes follow a vision to an observation tower. There they encounter a team of friendly faces, and get the answers they seek from an unexpected source.

The Doom of Antarctica - Part 5

34:27 | Aug 28th, 2018

Isolated in the frozen wasteland of Antarctica, our heroes once again face horrific abominations beyond their reckoning. Joy has discovered a potential exit, but escape is made difficult for Sebastian when one of the monsters gets its hands on him.

The Doom of Antarctica - Part 4

28:42 | Aug 21st, 2018

There is something hiding in the remote meteorological station of Little Halkirk, a scratching sound that invites Joy closer, or perhaps warns her away. When our heroes get to the bottom of this mystery they find something they could never have expec...Show More

The Doom of Antarctica - Part 3

34:07 | Aug 14th, 2018

At the meteorological station of Little Halkirk in Antarctica’s Ross Sea, our heroes have found some sanctuary. A storm is brewing outside, however, and threatens to trap them with whatever dangers or secrets are lying in wait in this unassuming cabi...Show More

The Doom of Antarctica - Part 2

32:00 | Aug 7th, 2018

Our heroes have found their first sign of the horror to come: a tongue, lying in a pool of blood in the otherwise pure snow. Now the spectre of death looms over them once again as they find themselves under fire from a mysterious assailant.

The Doom of Antarctica - Part 1

36:47 | Jul 31st, 2018

It is the spring of 1929, and Dorothy, Cornelia, Sebastian and Joy are joined by old friends as they venture into the wastes of Antarctica. In their final adventure, can they hope to stop Angela Gresley’s cult for good?

Cornelia Investigates: The Final Preparations

07:14 | Jul 24th, 2018

Cornelia Cavendish inspects the ship and rallies her companions in preparation for their final adventure.

Sebastian Investigates: Antarctic Vessels

07:56 | Jul 17th, 2018

Sebastian St Battenberg scours Argentina for a ship capable of carrying our heroes to Antarctica.

Dorothy Investigates: The Unlucky Survivor

06:27 | Jul 10th, 2018

Dorothy Taylor returns to her family home in Connecticut, before investigating a survivor of Angela's cult.

Joy Investigates: The Missing Explorers

05:06 | Jul 4th, 2018

Joy Dutton-Cavendish returns to London and investigates the passports our heroes found in Kharajah.

The Ruins of Kharajah - Part 9

27:21 | Jun 26th, 2018

The journey is at an end, but what manner of end it is has yet to be decided. As Dorothy, Cornelia and Sebastian confront the sinister cult that has plagued them for so long, Joy is faced with a final, traumatic choice.

The Ruins of Kharajah - Part 8

28:49 | Jun 19th, 2018

Our heroes return to their mission, physically intact at least. The promised city of Kharajah cannot be far now, and with it the hope of a cure for Joy's supernatural condition. But the revelations are not over, and our heroes are not as alone as the...Show More

The Ruins of Kharajah - Part 7

29:09 | Jun 12th, 2018

The horrifying revelations in the caves beneath the Indian jungle have threatened to crush Cornelia, and it is left to Dorothy, Sebastian and Joy to mount a resistance. And as the situation takes a darker turn still, it will require all of their cour...Show More

The Ruins of Kharajah - Part 6

29:19 | Jun 5th, 2018

Tantalisingly close to the city that promises a cure for Joy's affliction, fate has turned against our heroes once again. With their guide dead, they must now find a way out of this forbidding cave system themselves, or join him in eternity.

The Ruins of Kharajah - Part 5

31:04 | May 29th, 2018

The Indian jungle has proved a hardy adversary for our heroes, even with the help of their guide. And as they attempt to make it to their goal alive, the psychological effects of their ordeals are taking a heavy toll.

The Ruins of Kharajah - Part 4

31:41 | May 22nd, 2018

The villagers that had welcomed our heroes have been hiding their secrets of their own, and their new companions are fleeing in terror. Will Dorothy, Cornelia, Sebastian and Joy be able to salvage their mission from this chaos?

The Ruins of Kharajah - Part 3

36:04 | May 15th, 2018

The appearance of a German family and their guide have offered the hope of support and companionship in the bewildering new environment our heroes find themselves. But there is more to this small fishing village than meets the eye, and our heroes dis...Show More

The Ruins of Kharajah - Part 2

34:59 | May 8th, 2018

Our heroes' voyage has been struck by disaster. Memories of Joy's past threaten to break her, and Dorothy, Cornelia and Sebastian struggle to fight against nature and their own bad luck.

The Ruins of Kharajah - Part 1

34:01 | May 2nd, 2018

It is the summer of 1927, and Joy Dutton-Cavendish and her unusual family are travelling to India in search of a sinister cult, and a possible cure for her horrifying affliction. But they have been together for eight months now, and tensions are runn...Show More

Cornelia Investigates: Dowsing

08:37 | Apr 25th, 2018

Cornelia Cavendish runs into an old friend while back in London, and employs the occult practise of dowsing to help him find a lost animal.

Cornelia Investigates: Health Foods

08:07 | Apr 17th, 2018

Cornelia Cavendish tries out a new trend in health foods, and finds herself a new friend in the process.

Cornelia Investigates: Yoga

08:05 | Apr 11th, 2018

Cornelia Cavendish teaches herself yoga from instructional pamphlets and tries to stay out of trouble in Chicago.

The Butchers of Goose Lake - Part 8

35:36 | Apr 3rd, 2018

This endless night of horrors in the snow-buried American Midwest has pushed our heroes to their very limits. Now, with Joy captured, they must mount a daring rescue, and come face-to-face with their nemesis, who has been reborn once again.

The Butchers of Goose Lake - Part 7

30:51 | Mar 27th, 2018

Having cleared the campsite, our heroes have now sunk into a despairing daze. The brutality of this night has crushed their spirits, and they are still lost in the forest near Goose Lake, with wolves behind them, and gangsters and worse in front of t...Show More

The Butchers of Goose Lake - Part 6

30:14 | Mar 21st, 2018

Our heroes are deep in the forest near Goose Lake, Iowa. Before them lies a vista of horror, a huge massacre at a Native American campsite. Exhausted, injured and confused, our heroes are near the end of their tether, and in far more danger than they...Show More

The Butchers of Goose Lake - Part 5

27:12 | Mar 14th, 2018

The murderer on the train has revealed himself, and now all that’s left is to apprehend him! Our heroes cannot know if his crime was connected to their larger investigation, but at least in this case they can bring justice swiftly and easily. Right?

The Butchers of Goose Lake - Part 4

26:36 | Mar 7th, 2018

The chase turns westwards as our heroes learn their quarry has taken a train to Iowa. Across the frozen countryside, our heroes settle in to a long and dull journey, but not all of their fellow passengers are as they seem. Someone is hiding something...Show More

The Butchers of Goose Lake - Part 3

30:40 | Feb 28th, 2018

After their violent confrontation in the speakeasy, our heroes attempt to pick themselves up. These gangsters are clearly connected with their old enemy, but to learn any more our heroes will have to chase them through the night-time city of Chicago.

The Butchers of Goose Lake - Part 2

31:27 | Feb 21st, 2018

Our heroes have reunited after five years, and begun their investigation immediately. Working their way by hook or by crook into an underground speakeasy in Chicago, they are determined to discover how it is connected to their old enemies.

The Butchers of Goose Lake - Part 1

30:24 | Feb 14th, 2018

It is the winter of 1926. Dorothy Taylor has written to her estranged friends, inviting them to visit her in Chicago. Something is stirring in the belly of America, and corpses with missing teeth and whispers of the name Gresley have reignited Doroth...Show More

Cornelia Investigates: The Loch Ness Monster - Part 3

08:25 | Feb 7th, 2018

Cornelia Cavendish continues her hunt for the Loch Ness Monster despite widespread pessimism. With one last chance to find it, she will not give up hope.

Cornelia Investigates: The Loch Ness Monster - Part 2

06:58 | Jan 31st, 2018

Cornelia Cavendish joins the hunt for the Loch Ness Monster, but her unconventional methods worry her staff.

Cornelia Investigates: The Loch Ness Monster - Part 1

07:21 | Jan 24th, 2018

Cornelia Cavendish has retired after the events of Hong Kong, but four years later a strange man approaches her with a proposal she cannot turn down.

The Nightmare of Kau Yi Chau - Part 8

32:29 | Jan 17th, 2018

By some Christmas miracle, our heroes are achingly close to confronting the forces beyond their quotidian reckoning. The forgotten things to be revealed, the forbidden knowledge to be uncovered. In the darkened crevices of civilisation, our heroes’ o...Show More

The Nightmare of Kau Yi Chau - Part 7

27:51 | Jan 10th, 2018

Our heroes have stepped into a nightmare vista of death. Nothing seems to make sense on this forsaken island, and as they chase shadows of the past, the multiplying contradictions frustrate and thwart them. Will our heroes hold strong, or will they b...Show More

The Nightmare of Kau Yi Chau - Part 6

28:57 | Jan 3rd, 2018

Our heroes find themselves once more aboard a ship of dubious integrity headed for inevitable disaster. The abandoned island of Kau Yi Chau is within reach, but before they can moor they must face a horror in the water.

The Nightmare of Kau Yi Chau - Part 5

34:33 | Dec 27th, 2017

Hot on the trail of their only lead, Jonathan Ling, our heroes find themselves underground and underprepared for the appalling truths that await them. How much longer can they blunder through this investigation, and what price will they pay for their...Show More

The Nightmare of Kau Yi Chau - Part 4

28:52 | Dec 20th, 2017

A deadly confrontation at their festive dinner-party has left our heroes shaken, but determined to unravel the secrets of their assailants. Chasing after their only lead, they delve into Hong Kong’s darkest depths.

The Nightmare of Kau Yi Chau - Part 3

29:17 | Dec 13th, 2017

Despite their attempts at relative normalcy, our heroes’ Christmas party has descended into Bacchanalian chaos. A gruesome discovery in the kitchen has led to a vicious encounter, and they must now fight for survival.

The Nightmare of Kau Yi Chau - Part 2

30:03 | Dec 6th, 2017

Sebastian St. Battenberg has reunited with his over-eager acquaintances as they pursue mysteries of the occult. Having been invited to a festive party by an enthusiast of the supernatural, Helen Brackfort, they sit down to an exotic Christmas dinner.

The Nightmare of Kau Yi Chau - Part 1

31:26 | Nov 29th, 2017

It is Christmas in Hong Kong, 1921. Having joined Cornelia Cavendish on her occult investigations around the world, Dorothy Taylor and Joy Dutton find themselves thrust into high society. Although out of their depth, they look forward to making new a...Show More

Cornelia Investigates: Acupuncture

12:11 | Nov 22nd, 2017

Cornelia Cavendish presents her lecture in Rome. In her talk she recounts her adventures so far, giving her version of the events in Drakelow Hall and Egypt.

Cornelia Investigates: Feng Shui

07:04 | Nov 15th, 2017

Cornelia Cavendish experiments with feng shui to try to improve her ward Joy Dutton’s life, but Joy does not seem to appreciate her interference.

Cornelia Investigates: Astral Projection

10:18 | Nov 8th, 2017

Cornelia Cavendish is taught astral projection by an expert traveller in the transcendental plane, much to the dismay of her companions.

The Tomb of Arensnuphis - Part 9

30:02 | Nov 1st, 2017

It is 1920, the year of Cornelia Cavendish’s 60th birthday, but her celebratory expedition to a newly discovered Egyptian tomb has delivered nothing but death and monsters. Although it is not yet too late to turn back, our heroes are compelled onward...Show More

The Tomb of Arensnuphis - Part 8

41:32 | Oct 24th, 2017

The horrors of the night have been evaded, if not defeated. Now, our heroes’ expedition to this ancient Egyptian tomb reaches its climax, as their intrepid host opens the door to its labyrinthine depths. If the death and calamity that has attended th...Show More

The Tomb of Arensnuphis - Part 7

39:30 | Oct 17th, 2017

Our heroes have suffered numerous misfortunes, but have arrived alive at the tomb of Arensnuphis. Bedraggled and exhausted, they sink into a quiet despair before escaping into sleep. The night conceals nightmares, however, and the grotesque monsters ...Show More

The Tomb of Arensnuphis - Part 6

46:11 | Oct 10th, 2017

Finally reaching their destination, our heroes attempt to measure their loss on the Nile. They find new allies at the newly discovered Egyptian tomb, and dare to hope that they don’t also find new dangers. But an all too familiar evil lurks in this d...Show More

The Tomb of Arensnuphis - Part 5

36:42 | Oct 3rd, 2017

Our heroes have endured misfortune and malice aboard the steamboat Nubia. A freak sandstorm has struck down an innocent travelling companion, and now they must contend with mutiny and sabotage! A deadly conflict seems unavoidable as they struggle the...Show More

The Tomb of Arensnuphis - Part 4

42:18 | Sep 26th, 2017

On an expedition to the opening of a newly discovered Egyptian tomb, Cornelia and her unlikely associates from Drakelow Hall have been plagued by tragedy and disaster. Against the threats of man and nature, they must once again find a way to cooperat...Show More

The Tomb of Arensnuphis - Part 3

42:24 | Sep 19th, 2017

Leaving the tribulations of Cairo behind, our heroes look forward to an uneventful voyage down the glorious Nile, and the thrills of an Egyptian tomb at the end. Surely they can take comfort that at least here, on the steamboat Nubia, they are safe f...Show More

The Tomb of Arensnuphis - Part 2

42:29 | Sep 12th, 2017

Our heroes have reassembled for Cornelia Cavendish’s 60th birthday, and a thrilling expedition to the opening of a newly discovered Egyptian tomb awaits. However, tragedy has intruded into the home of their host, Lord Talbot. Now they are tasked with...Show More

Cornelia Investigates: The Book of the Dead

16:34 | Aug 30th, 2017

Cornelia Cavendish accosts a professor at the British Museum to ask about ancient Egyptian culture, and tries to acquaint herself with their Book of the Dead.

Cornelia Investigates: Shamanism

16:17 | Aug 22nd, 2017

Cornelia Cavendish attends a winter solstice party at her occult society. She is introduced to a shaman, and undertakes a personal inspection of his wares.

Cornelia Investigates: Tarot Cards

13:54 | Aug 15th, 2017

In the first entry of Cornelia Cavendish’s spoken logbook, she encounters tarot cards. Her local occult shopkeeper gives her a tarot reading as demonstration of its power.