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Larry Miller Show

Larry Miller

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Comedian Larry Miller tells uplifting stories from his own life, in the tradition of great radio raconteurs like Jean Shepherd and Prarie Home Companion. Tune in to the fireside chat for the 21st century. It's time well spent! Larry Miller is best ...Show More
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37:03 | Jun 23rd

Larry unsuccessfully tries to get the new Phillip Roth book and waxes nostalgic for his favorite bookstores. Then Larry talks about one of his favorite moments from the Clint Eastwood classic, "The Outlaw Josey Wales." https://LarryMillerShow.com ...Show More

38:43 | Jun 15th

Larry gets a new air conditioner and guess who installed it! Ahem, not him. The we find out if Playboy ever did a "Women of Milleronia" issue. Also, two different waiters tell Larry's he's crazy for asking for herring -- but for opposite reasons. On ...Show More
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32:09 | Jun 8th

Larry tells about the many drinking holidays dedicated to him on his remote, secret volcano island. Plus, we hear about Larry's excitement about his family all being under one roof for the summer. Then he talks about the great Henry Fonda movie "The ...Show More

26:09 | Jun 1st

Larry can't figure out if beach blanket bingo is fun or dirty or both. And Larry longs for the house he grew up as he anticipates his two sons coming home next week. Then Larry talks about the classic movie "Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid" and re...Show More

44:49 | May 25th

Larry has a dust-up with a busboy who won't stop trying to give him water and he bluffs his way through a dinner conversation he can't hear. Plus, we announce the winner of the contest to "Win Larry's Money!" Could it be you? Then Larry talks about t...Show More

48:13 | May 18th

In tribute to the passing of Bruno Sammartino, Larry talks of his love of wrestling and helping Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart recover from a late night of mirth on the streets of New Orleans! Plus his personal encounters with wrestling legends Hulk Hogan ...Show More

38:21 | May 11th

Larry gives the backstory on what exactly Cinco de Mayo is all about and wonders why the U.S. doesn't have a home-grown holiday dedicated to drinking. Then we hear about the classic western "Shane" and Larry recites the powerful poem "The Cities Of T...Show More

41:59 | May 4th

Larry explains the greatness behind the Christmas episode of "Wagon Train" and tells stories about repeatedly being enlisted into making a minyan. Then he analyzes the classic movie "Treasure of the Sierra Madre." LarryMillerShow.com

41:52 | Apr 27th

Win Larry's money! Well, not all of it, or much of it. Larry's giving away the change from the console in his car. Tune in for details about how you can win it! Also, Larry finally discovers the wonders of MeTV and the great Svengoolie. Then he talks...Show More

1:07:14 | Apr 20th

Larry ponders the demise of the Easter Parade and talks about where Easter eggs come from. And find out what a "chicken flicker" is and why you probably don't want to be one. Plus, Larry talks about The Charge of The Light Brigade on Poetry Corner an...Show More

43:58 | Apr 14th

Larry gets a new car, but not before moving a mountain of spare change out of his old one. And Larry ponders what ever happened to milk men and paper boys. Then we hear about the classic Yul Brenner movie "The Kind and I" and Larry recites the poem "...Show More

41:02 | Apr 7th

Take your kick me signs and throw them in Volcano #1, because Larry suffers no April's Fools and we'll hear all about that. He also talks about the two best steaks he's ever had. You won't believe the answer! (You might.) https://LarryMillerShow.c...Show More

41:06 | Mar 31st

Larry tells more tales about the simple pleasures of a perfect steak and being baffled in an Italian restaurant. And we hear about one of his favorite scenes from "Fast Times At Ridgemont High," and Phoebe Cates is NOT in it, if you can believe that....Show More

25:42 | Mar 24th

Larry tells about the time he and Johnny Carson were wowed backstage at the Tonight Show by the beauty of Dana Delaney! Wow! Plus Larry recites the poem "The Echoing Green" by William Blake and talks about the movie "Drums Along The Mohawk." Quote...Show More

56:23 | Mar 17th

Larry has a bonding moment with a street guy -- or something? We're not sure what happened. Then Larry finds the one minimall with no bathrooms whatsoever and is also ribbed for being "the doorman" who can't operate an elevator. And he recites "Sprin...Show More

32:15 | Mar 10th

Larry talks about how much he enjoyed his low-key anniversary. No madcap antics or zany hijinks this year! Then Larry recites "A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty" by Ogden Nash and talks about the movie "To Sir With Love." Thanks to ButcherBox for su...Show More

37:04 | Mar 1st

Larry doesn't know how to buy presents. A spa or a hair thing or a nail thing? And find out how they get Marines to make "that face" in their portraits. Speaking of birthdays, Larry recites the poem "A Birthday" by Christina Georgina Rossetti. Then L...Show More

35:32 | Feb 23rd

George Wallace gives Larry advice on how to tip like a cool operator. Guess how it goes when Larry tries it? And Larry tells a story about not being cool trying to impress Merv Griffin. This episode is brought to you by Shower Hockey Monthly magaz...Show More

49:34 | Feb 16th

Hear Larry's misadventures with Japanese food including popping a ball of wasabi into his mouth like it was a cherry and being wildly grossed out by uni. Plus, a joke about a guy eating a bald eagle! Quote of the week: "Like pink and you know it h...Show More

37:35 | Feb 10th

Larry has a magical experience eating a perfect steak at the counter at Mel's Diner. Then Larry talks about going to Musso & Frank with the director of a new movie he's in. The name of the movie? "The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot." Q...Show More

36:08 | Jan 31st

A cold man in New Jersey aggressively offers to change places with Larry. Also, he talks about the classic Sean Connery James Bond movie, "From Russia With Love" and recites the poem "Justice" by Rudyard Kipling. Quote of the week: "It was just, w...Show More

29:23 | Jan 27th

Larry is working this week with the only guy in the world as cool as Robert Wagner, namely, Robert Wagner. Hear about tales from the set! http://LarryMillerShow.com

32:14 | Jan 18th

It never rains on Milleronia, but it's raining like crazy in Southern California! Larry talks about the big rain and how people lose their minds during it. http://LarryMillerShow.com

35:19 | Jan 13th

Traffic tips galore! Larry tells you how to win a street race that you're not even trying to win and how to beat the traffic jam in a parking lot after a play. Plus, an ode to the great Bob Einstein and why Larry would rather being home saying goodni...Show More

35:19 | Dec 23rd, 2018

Our holiday special is here with Larry's annual retelling of his classic Christmas story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" Then Larry exposes the true tyranny and danger of the mistletoe plant. Plus, we hear about the Bogart movie "High Sierra." Thanks for li...Show More

38:51 | Dec 13th, 2018

Hear about Larry's tough friend Ali from Libya and a shopping bag full of cash! Larry will make you laugh, Ali could make you cry. Plus some fond memories of the classic Christmas movie "It's a Wonderful Life." And Larry recites "The Lover's Petition...Show More

28:40 | Dec 7th, 2018

Larry talks about the funeral of George HW Bush, a very thoughtful gift he received and the origin of the Dungmeister name. On Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the classic gangster movie "Little Caesar" and Larry recites the poem "Do Not Stand At My...Show More

33:13 | Nov 30th, 2018

Forget about the 12 days of Christmas, Larry has 12 meals of Thanksgiving leftovers. He reaches past the vegetables and cheeses with names of foreign countries and becomes a prisoner of leftover turkey. Turkey that was supposed to be in his wife's so...Show More

34:07 | Nov 22nd, 2018

What should you eat at Thanksgiving? Everything! Larry recounts Thanksgivings of this year and yesteryear, including tales of Uncle Joe always being late. And he also mulls over what is the sixth level of drinking if you live in a trailer park. Then ...Show More

32:58 | Nov 16th, 2018

Larry lives with a jackhammer outside his door and lives to tell about it. Then he gives a few words about Veterans Day and the 100th anniversary of the armistice to end World War I. Larry recites "The Veterans" by Rudyard Kipling and talks about the...Show More

30:59 | Nov 9th, 2018

Larry votes and wonders if it's stupid or brilliant. Hear the answer "they" don't "want" you to find "out" about!!! For the start of autumn, Larry recites "An Autumn—Blooming Rose" by Alfred Austin. And on Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the classi...Show More

31:45 | Nov 1st, 2018

Larry finally realizes he doesn't hate Halloween as much as he thought. We continue OctPOEber with Larry reciting The Valley Of Unrest by Poe. Then Larry talks about a magic movie moment from "The Silence Of The Lambs." Thanks to ButcherBox for su...Show More

34:36 | Oct 26th, 2018

For the start of the World Series, Larry re-tells a simple but hilarious about seeing a fistfight at a big league ballpark. In continuing with OctPOEber, Larry recites "El Dorado" by Poe and then he talks about the movie "The Rookie." Quote of the...Show More

41:24 | Oct 19th, 2018

Who wants to annoy a doctor? Larry does. Or at least it works out that way. Hear how Larry's crabby day turned into a chance to make someone else happy. Then Larry talks about the Hitchcock classic "Rear Window." And for Poetry Corner, Larry recites ...Show More

36:44 | Oct 12th, 2018

Larry talks about his childhood bootleg Batman costume, then he teaches you to huck eggs like a pro. Everything from padding the order at the dirve through dairy store window to how to clean your friend's Dad's car with your shirt. And he talks about...Show More

34:01 | Oct 4th, 2018

Don't be a boar! Tune in and hear how Larry returns from Tucson with a fear of cacti and wild pigs. That leads to a discussion of Larry's newest volcano, volcano #3! And Larry does an inspired recitation of the poem Gunga Din, then talks about the mo...Show More

30:50 | Sep 27th, 2018

Larry has peaceful and nearly spiritual experience at the supermarket and tries to understand why and how to make it happen again. Then, Larry talks about a great scene from the movie "Miller's Crossing" and recites the Shakespeare Sonnet "So Are You...Show More

30:47 | Sep 21st, 2018

A tribute to Burt Reynolds, Smokey and The Bandit, Georgia and the south. And hear about the time Larry insulted a drug dealer in Atlanta! http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "It was a good bar to stand at and drink for eight hours."

42:47 | Sep 8th, 2018

Larry tells the story of the biggest laugh he ever had, at a classical musical recital when he was a teenager. And hear about his trip to the quiet confines of a watch store. Then Larry talks about the great movie, "The Untouchables" and recites the ...Show More

56:05 | Aug 31st, 2018

Larry gives a tribute to John McCain and Neil Simon. Then he talks about being in "The Odd Couple" in high school, and later meeting Neil Simon and starring in one of his plays on Broadway! We also hear about Larry's new doctor and a very gracious pa...Show More

31:45 | Aug 24th, 2018

Larry explains his absence for the last two weeks and gets ready to send his youngest son off to college. Plus a tribute to the late Jerry Lewis and Dick Gregory. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Charles Manson would be hired today. ...Show More

39:28 | Aug 17th, 2018

Larry tells about trying to accomplish chores while in a pasta-fueled fugue state. And encounters a crazy woman man-handling cherries at the supermarket. Then Larry talks about "The Godfather II" and recites "If" by Rudyard Kipling. And don't ever se...Show More

28:25 | Aug 9th, 2018

If laughter is the best medicine, how do people die laughing? And Larry does an ode to Thurman Munson and Walter Payton. Plus, we hear about the Marlon Brando classic "On The Waterfront" and Larry recites the poem "Sympathy" by Paul Lawrence Dunbar. ...Show More

36:06 | Aug 2nd, 2018

Larry wonders if it's crazy to be crabby because of someone talking loud on their cell phone at the supermarket. And he makes an epic journey -- to the car wash. Also, Larry recites the classic poem Wynken, Blynken, And Nod by Eugene Field and then t...Show More

35:07 | Jul 26th, 2018

The dog days of summer get Larry wondering how we got by before air conditioning. Then Larry recalls an interesting conversation he had with Val Kilmer on the set of "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang." Then he discusses the movie "Tombstone" and recites the poem ...Show More

47:38 | Jul 19th, 2018

Larry ponders the decline of mud wrestling and classy strip club names. Then he reminisces about strippers in Montreal and comics who shoot bottle rockets out of their butts -- also in Montreal. He also recites the poem Sounds From The Baseball Field...Show More

42:28 | Jul 12th, 2018

It was so hot, someone asked to be thrown into volcano #2 to cool off! Larry talks about the brutal SoCal heat and why local authorities won't allow him to install a weather control machine here in the U.S. We hear stories about old fashioned ways to...Show More

30:00 | Jul 4th, 2018

Special episode recorded and released on Independence Day! Larry talks about his tradition of visiting veteran graves on the 4th and why his parents don't like getting hit by bottle rockets. And is there really no such thing as a stupid question? The...Show More

33:51 | Jun 28th, 2018

Larry summons Momus, the god of laughter to find out if Mercury is in Uranus. Then Larry talks about the Marx Brothers movie "Room Service" and asks for YOUR help in picking out a wedding present. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "The...Show More

41:38 | Jun 21st, 2018

Larry gets the perfect present for a dead head's Father's Day! Also in tribute to Dads, Larry recites "Fathers" by Edgar Albert Guest. And we hear a little bit about Larry's time on the set of "Ten Things I Hate About You." http://LarryMillerShow.com...Show More

35:17 | Jun 14th, 2018

Larry comments the sad deaths of Anthony Bourdain and Kate Spade, and does a solemn reading of the poem "Despair" by Percy Bysshe Shelley that you won't want to miss. Then he talks about the Clint Eastwood classic "Heartbreak Ridge." Also, he muses o...Show More

33:44 | Jun 7th, 2018

How to have the time of your life in the fruit section of Ralphs, even if your kid would rather be somewhere else. And did you know Abbott & Costello's "Buck Privates" was used for propaganda? Then Larry recites "A June Night" by Emma Lazarus. http:...Show More

35:10 | May 31st, 2018

Larry talks about the genius of The Marx Brothers, specifically the movie "A Night At The Opera," specifically the stateroom scene. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: Everyone in the congregation would say, "Why has a bear come in h...Show More

42:30 | May 25th, 2018

When hookers took over Larry's neighborhood in NYC, he didn't even notice. The neighborhood kids definitely noticed and you won't believe what they did! Also hear about Larry's trip to visit his son in Boulder, plus Larry's other son, the Marine, say...Show More

52:43 | May 17th, 2018

Larry gets in line with all of the dumb husbands for Mother's Day. And Larry recites the moving Melville poem "Gettysburg." Then Larry does a loving tribute the classic musical movie "Showboat." Quote of the Week: "Every Father was a chubby comedy...Show More

44:52 | May 10th, 2018

If Larry was a wrestler, what would his nickname be? And Larry reveals the history behind the most recent drinking holiday. On Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the Kevin Bacon movie "Taking Chances," and on The Poetry Corner, Larry recites "1914 V: ...Show More

43:01 | May 3rd, 2018

Kids don't understand why adults hold stairs in so much contempt, but Larry explains it. Plus, Larry talks about an audition, his never-ending love of Hollywood and family vacations. Also, Larry recites "Spring comes to Murray Hill" by Ogden Nash and...Show More

47:10 | Apr 26th, 2018

In tribute to the passing of Bruno Sammartino, Larry talks of his love of wrestling and helping Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart recover from a late night of mirth on the streets of New Orleans! Plus his personal encounters with wrestling legends Hulk Hogan ...Show More

48:20 | Apr 19th, 2018

Hear about the booze / fire alarm in Larry's old frat. Plus tributes to Harry "The Hat" Anderson, Barbara Bush and R. Lee Ermey. Of course, Larry talks about his favorite parts of Full Metal Jacket. He also recites a poem by Harlem Renaissance writer...Show More

35:08 | Apr 12th, 2018

Find out why Larry was happy about getting stuffed into a coffin, covered in gunk and left out in the freezing cold! Surprise, it involves a fraternity. Plus lots of love for Grace Kelly as Larry discusses the movies "High Noon" and a little bit of "...Show More

31:54 | Apr 5th, 2018

Larry is almost run over by aggro cyclists and long boats at a regatta in Long Beach! In keeping with the nautical theme, Larry recites, "On The Sea" by John Keats and in keeping with the recent Passover, he talks about the classic movie "The Ten Com...Show More

35:12 | Mar 29th, 2018

Larry tells us why strippers and comedians get along so well and why Seattle really is the best. And, are there any drive-in movie theaters left? Also, Larry discusses what Soylent Green is made of and recites the lovely poem Paris In Spring by Sara ...Show More

35:29 | Mar 22nd, 2018

Larry has a curious dream about his Dad. He tells stories of his Dad trying to get crooks to go straight and an innocent young Larry believing that transistor radios really do fall off the back of trucks. And speaking of dreams, Larry recites "A Drea...Show More

38:37 | Mar 15th, 2018

You think YOU got thrown off by daylight savings time? Larry lost a half a day! And Larry recites the poem, "A Prayer In Spring" by Robert Frost and talks about the movie "My Darling Clementine." http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "5...Show More

27:38 | Mar 8th, 2018

Larry talks about celebrating his 25th wedding anniversary with a nice, quiet dinner at home with his wife. And we hear about an interesting anniversary tradition that Larry hopes his family will continue. Keeping in that theme, Larry recites the poe...Show More

37:04 | Mar 1st, 2018

Larry doesn't know how to buy presents. A spa or a hair thing or a nail thing? And find out how they get Marines to make "that face" in their portraits. Speaking of birthdays, Larry recites the poem "A Birthday" by Christina Georgina Rossetti. Then L...Show More

31:01 | Feb 22nd, 2018

Larry loves Lindsey Vonn but not the winter Olympics. Hear about an acting tip that Larry got from Roy Orbach on the set of "Law and Order." And it relates to this week's Magic Movie Moment from the Humphrey Bogart classic "The Caine Mutiny." Finally...Show More

38:34 | Feb 15th, 2018

How hard should husbands and boyfriends try on Valentine's Day? Really hard, you knuckleheads! Larry overcomes his own knickleheadedness to find a good Valentine present. Hear about the sheiks of oil jewelry store and the history of Valentine's Day. ...Show More

40:35 | Feb 8th, 2018

Larry saws logs through one of the best Super Bowls ever and doesn't regret it! And we give a tip of the hat to the late great John Mahoney, discussing Mahoney's life and his role in the classic movie "Moonstruck." Then Larry recites the dark poem "S...Show More

27:46 | Feb 1st, 2018

Larry talks about the Larry Miller Show field trip to the Batman 1966 museum exhibit and Colonel Jeff's first trip to The Magic Castle! In the spirit of football championships, he talks about the classic gridiron movie "Jim Thorpe, All-American." In ...Show More

36:08 | Jan 25th, 2018

A cold man in New Jersey aggressively offers to change places with Larry. Also, he talks about the classic Sean Connery James Bond movie, "From Russia With Love" and recites the poem "Justice" by Rudyard Kipling. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote o...Show More

41:45 | Jan 18th, 2018

Larry tells of his trip to Pink's hot dogs to get a Burt Ward dog. Plus, an emotional discussion of the classic James Cagney movie "Angels With Dirty Faces." Then, Larry recites "Patience Taught By Nature" by Elizabeth Barrett Browning. http://Lar...Show More

31:35 | Jan 12th, 2018

Larry talks about eating fried chicken and waffles at Bob's Big Boy, and Colonel Jeff meeting Burt Ward at Pink's hot dogs. And Larry is giddy with anticipation for the upcoming 1966 Batman exhibit at the Hollywood Museum. The Larry talks about the m...Show More

47:54 | Jan 4th, 2018

Larry offers warm new year wishes to a freezing nation and gives us a new way to look at new year's resolutions. And he recites Shakespeare's tribute to winter, Blow, Blow Thou Winter Wind. Then he talks about the classic disaster movie "The Poseidon...Show More

29:56 | Dec 28th, 2017

Larry is on vacation for the holidays, so enjoy this little present! We'll see you in the new year. Nominum quid geminus? LarryMillerShow.com

36:33 | Dec 21st, 2017

Larry continues the tradition of telling his beloved, true Christmas story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" Will Larry finally "go clean" in this year's version? Then Larry talks about the classic movie "White Christmas" and recites the poem "I heard The Bel...Show More

40:23 | Dec 14th, 2017

Is there such a thing as sending Christmas cards too early? Find out what makes Putin smile and hear about Larry working on a special Christmas episode of a TV show. Plus a brief tribute to Alan Thicke. On Poetry Corner, Larry recites "The Cry Of ...Show More

38:51 | Dec 7th, 2017

Hear about Larry's tough friend Ali from Libya and a shopping bag full of cash! Larry will make you laugh, Ali could make you cry. Plus some fond memories of the classic Christmas movie "It's a Wonderful Life." And Larry recites "The Lover's Petition...Show More

34:07 | Nov 30th, 2017

What should you eat at Thanksgiving? Everything! Larry recounts Thanksgivings of this year and yesteryear, including tales of Uncle Joe always being late. And he also mulls over what is the sixth level of drinking if you live in a trailer park. Then ...Show More

46:02 | Nov 23rd, 2017

Larry talks about why the best Thanksgiving meal is the one at midnight, when you're sneaking into the fridge for leftovers for the first time! And why the simplest recipes are the best and why no vegetables are allowed! LarryMillerShow.com

36:28 | Nov 16th, 2017

Larry dances with Treat Williams in NYC and lobbies for free cheeseburgers for veterans. And are J-Lo and A-Rod the most NYC couple ever? Plus Larry talks about the Hitchcock classic movie "Dial M For Murder" and recites "A Poem About Myself" by John...Show More

35:45 | Nov 9th, 2017

Larry faces a tough moment after a crazy week and takes stock in his life. And we have a first for TLMS, as The Poetry Corner and Magic Movie Moment both have the same title -- Splendor In The Grass. (Although one of them has a superfluous number of ...Show More

38:03 | Nov 2nd, 2017

Larry goes to New York and sings the praises of reflexology, and less surprisingly, Katz's deli. Then he takes umbrage on baseball beards and Halloween. And Larry recites "El Dorado" by Edgar Allan Poe and talks about the movie Mr. Smith Goes To Wash...Show More

44:26 | Oct 26th, 2017

Larry is off shooting a movie in New York, but isn't too busy to call in and chat on the phone at the top of the show! Then we dive into a classic Larry where we talk about not talking about politics. And then something a lot less heated, the World S...Show More

36:07 | Oct 19th, 2017

Larry gets a facial and feels good. Then someone shuts off a Yankees playoff game (with bases loaded) and he turns into bigfoot. And speaking of baseball, Larry talks about the great movie, "Field Of Dreams." Then he recites "The Good, Great Man" by ...Show More

43:12 | Oct 12th, 2017

Larry doesn't like to be scared, but he likes the Grateful Dead. Go figure! Hear tales of sinking row boats and driving in the snow in Colorado. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "The Rockies didn't get us."

46:39 | Oct 5th, 2017

Larry recounts tales of The Playboy Mansion and time at comedy club condos. Then he gets ready to go to a regatta, and deals with his disappointment when he finds out it does not involve eating Italian cheese. On Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the...Show More

55:11 | Sep 28th, 2017

Have coffee TV commercials gone extinct? Shocking! Positively shocking. And what ever happened to the percolator? Larry ruminates about this and also why Oddjob had to schlep Goldfinger's golf clubs around in the hot southern sun, in a tuxedo, no les...Show More

34:01 | Sep 21st, 2017

Don't be a boar! Tune in and hear how Larry returns from Tucson with a fear of cacti and wild pigs. That leads to a discussion of Larry's newest volcano, volcano #3! And Larry does an inspired recitation of the poem Gunga Din, then talks about the mo...Show More

41:20 | Sep 14th, 2017

Larry loses his car at Ralph's and then hits the road with Seinfeld. Then find out which Juan one is wanted -- on the phone. And Larry talks about the classic movie Miss Miniver and recites "Prouder Man Than You" by the great Australian bush poet Hen...Show More

38:43 | Sep 7th, 2017

Larry switches to a percolator coffee pot and enjoys life in the slow lane. Plus a history lesson on Labor Day. Then Larry talks about the great movie Witness and recites Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening by Robert Frost. http://LarryMillerSho...Show More

33:31 | Aug 31st, 2017

Larry returns from dropping his son off at college with a stern warning for all mascots -- do not rub the bald man's head! And Larry recites the epic Emerson poem Alphonso of Castille and talks about the classic college football movie Rudy. http://La...Show More

31:01 | Aug 24th, 2017

Larry explains his absence for the last two weeks and gets ready to send his youngest son off to college. Plus a tribute to the late Jerry Lewis and Dick Gregory. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Charles Manson would be hired today. ...Show More

41:58 | Aug 17th, 2017

Larry's morning routine is messed up by mainland politics, which are unlike the easy election machinations on Milleronia! Larry talks about boozy molls, Key Largo, phony phone calls and why you're not allowed to swear on a walkie talkie. And finally,...Show More

41:46 | Aug 10th, 2017

Larry ponders the magic of dogs. They are sweet and cuddly one minute, then scrapping brawlers the next. Also, the cuteness and lack of durability of dog toys is lost on Larry. Ever wonder what happens when a blonde speeder is pulled over by a blonde...Show More

47:31 | Aug 3rd, 2017

A young Larry is roughed up by some state troopers just for politely asking for one little cigarette. OK, so he didn't ask politely and it happened while he was under arrest, but still! And Larry talks about an upcoming part in a movie. Then we hear ...Show More

35:07 | Jul 27th, 2017

The dog days of summer get Larry wondering how we got by before air conditioning. Then Larry recalls an interesting conversation he had with Val Kilmer on the set of "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang." Then he discusses the movie "Tombstone" and recites the poem ...Show More

47:26 | Jul 20th, 2017

Larry gives a tip of the hat to Martin Landau and talks about his recent trip to NYC and making sure you give yourself a break and make yourself feel great every not and again. We hear about Martin Landau in "North By Northwest." Of Poetry Corner, La...Show More

45:52 | Jul 13th, 2017

Larry returns from a road trip to NYC and Kentucky, one of which was Daniel Boone country. Tune in to find out which! And hear the tale of Colonel Jeff's long, long, long day, which included breaking into a guest's car after recording with Alison Ros...Show More

40:38 | Jul 6th, 2017

Larry is pretty excited about his boss new toaster, tells some lesser-known facts about the Fourth of July and explains why he can't resist writing his name in wet cement. For The Poetry Corner, Larry recites "Dirge For A Soldier," then talks about ...Show More

39:18 | Jun 29th, 2017

Why hasn't street sweeping changed in 80 years? And are Fuller Brush men extinct now? On Poetry Corner, Larry recites the great poem "Hard Luck" by Edgar Albert Guest. And we hear about the movie "How The West Was Won." Quote of the week: "Lots of l...Show More

49:16 | Jun 22nd, 2017

Larry takes his Marine son to the airport for his latest deployment. And Larry tells stories from the set of The Princess Diaries. For Poetry Corner, Larry recites, "Waltzing Matilda." For Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the classic movie, "The Bes...Show More

52:52 | Jun 15th, 2017

Larry explores grouchiness and the empty nest phenomenon as his youngest son gets ready to graduate from high school. For Poetry Corner, Larry recites "Andy's Gone With Cattle" by the great Australian poem Henry Lawson. On Magic Movie Moment, we hear...Show More

41:21 | Jun 8th, 2017

Hear Larry's review of Wonder Woman and a nod to the anniversary of D-Day. Then Larry recites George Henry Boker's "Sonnet XXX" (which is not a dirty poem, by the way). And we hear about the Scarlette Johansen movie "Lucy." http://LarryMillerShow.com...Show More

29:39 | Jun 2nd, 2017

Larry has high expectations for the new Wonder Woman movie and talks about his love of Wonder Woman. Plus Larry recites another Ogden Nash poem and waxes nostalgic for the stop-motion ancient monsters in Clash Of The Titans. http://LarryMillerShow.c...Show More

51:57 | May 25th, 2017

Larry gives a tip of the hat to the late great Roger Moore. Plus a remembrance of the anniversary of The Brooklyn Bridge and Grauman's Chinese Theater and his time spent at both. And Larry recites the moving poem "Before Vicksburg" by George Henry Bo...Show More

52:43 | May 18th, 2017

Larry gets in line with all of the dumb husbands for Mother's Day. And Larry recites the moving Melville poem "Gettysburg." Then Larry does a loving tribute the classic musical movie "Showboat." Quote of the Week: "Every Father was a chubby comedy w...Show More

59:15 | May 11th, 2017

We have our first guest ever -- Larry's son who is about to be deployed overseas! But before that, hear about if Mr. Doorman stole the couch, the movie "Jaws," Larry's extremely broken toilet seat and what "Marine tough" is. (Hint: It has something t...Show More

43:11 | May 4th, 2017

Kids don't understand why adults hold stairs in so much contempt, but Larry explains it. Plus, Larry talks about an audition, his never-ending love of Hollywood and family vacations. Also, Larry recites "Spring comes to Murray Hill" by Ogden Nash and...Show More

37:21 | Apr 27th, 2017

Larry gets a weekend all to himself with the family out of town and has the best time a man can have alone -- he does nothing. He also talks about the classic movie, The Blues Brothers. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Mr. Miller, did ...Show More

39:23 | Apr 20th, 2017

Larry does a tribute to the 75th anniversary of The Doolittle Raid and a tip of the hat to the late, great Don Rickles! Plus a glimpse of tax time on the island of Milleronia! LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "I would drop my luggage to laugh...Show More

54:13 | Apr 13th, 2017

Larry needs a new car and a '64 Fury III is not an option. Hear about the jailbird Irwin and the string of dicey used cars he sold Larry's dad. Then Larry talks about the movie West Side Story and the great poem "The New Colossus" by Emma Lazarus. Pl...Show More

31:27 | Apr 6th, 2017

Larry talks of his love for The Three Stooges and his son's recent promotion in the Marines. Plus, a discussion of the classic movie "Lady Eve." Then, Larry recites a sonnet by James Russell Lowell. Quote of the week: "Wouldn't it be lavaly." http:...Show More

37:36 | Mar 30th, 2017

Larry talks about the importance of appreciating the fleeting gift of good health. And he does another lap around the basepath, discussing "Pride of the Yankees" again. Plus we have some mountain man toughness, as he recites "A Hero" by Robert Willia...Show More

49:45 | Mar 23rd, 2017

Larry has more trepidation about his son going to a St. Patrick's Day parade than when he was shipped overseas. Plus, some more drunk St. Patrick's anecdotes -- like his friend peeing on the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Then Larry recites the poem "A ...Show More

39:21 | Mar 16th, 2017

Larry talks about his least favorite character in WWII documentaries, who happens to be his least favorite person maybe ever. Will you be surprised at who it is? Probably zero chance of that. Then, Larry recites a poem by the great Australian writer ...Show More

38:33 | Mar 9th, 2017

Larry deconstructs a classic Alka Seltzer commercial and celebrates national pancake day at the INTERNATIONAL House of Pancakes! And then he talks about the Elizabeth Taylor epic Cleopatra and recites A Night Thought by William Wordsworth. http://Lar...Show More

55:18 | Mar 2nd, 2017

One of Larry's dogs gets skunked and lives to tell the tale. Plus some well-deserved admiration for Jill St. John. And Larry talks about watching World War II shows with his Marine son and celebrating his wife's birthday. http://LarryMillerShow.com

37:58 | Feb 23rd, 2017

Larry turn clickbait into podbait and ruminates on his favorite babes from Star Trek! The Larry recites the classic poem "To A Waterfowl" by William Cullen Bryant, then asks and sings about how much is that doggy in the window. Plus, we discuss the H...Show More

54:54 | Feb 16th, 2017

A Valentine's Day ambush by Larry and why won't Larry throw out a hazelnut almond milk creamer even though it's absolutely disgusting? Plus, the story of the real St. Valentine. Then Larry recites a poem by the great beat poet Allen Ginsberg. http://...Show More

1:01:23 | Feb 11th, 2017

Larry welcomes home his son from his first tour of duty in the Middle East. Plus a tribute to Professor Irwin Corey, Barbara Hale and John Hurt. And at some point, Larry does his first-ever Jim Morrison impression. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote o...Show More

47:21 | Feb 2nd, 2017

We give tip of the hat to the late Mary Tyler Moore and Miguel Ferrer. And Larry talks about seeing himself on an episode of Seinfeld while being on the road with Seinfeld. Now, let's get those corn flakes back in the box. http://LarryMillerShow.com...Show More

48:26 | Jan 26th, 2017

Larry is baffled by the Iowa caucuses and the news coverage around them. Then, he owns up to having spent $100 on a bottle of wine. Was it worth it? Tune in to find out! And find out what the Rabbi said in Hawaii, what makes a mad day at black rock a...Show More

48:56 | Jan 19th, 2017

Nineteen pretty women come to meet handsome firemen and find Larry telling jokes. Ture story. Larry explains why 13 portions of hot pastrami are about right and where he stands on the rinsing dishes before putting them in the dishwasher debate. Then ...Show More

1:01:09 | Jan 12th, 2017

What's better than a snow day? Maybe an armistice. Plus a tribute to the late Carnegie Deli, where they would have served creamed herring. If only it were Jewish food. And Larry talks about Meryl Streep and Sophie's Choice on Magic Movie Moment. http...Show More

51:42 | Jan 5th, 2017

Larry gives a tip of the hat to Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds as he talks about his love of "Singing In The Rain" and working with Carrie Fisher in a writer's room. Also, find out if dogs celebrate new year's seven times a year or not and what ha...Show More

28:48 | Dec 29th, 2016

The operating system update on the Milleronia weather machine did not go well. So, the studio is snowed in until after the New Year when the streets will be plowed with hot lava. Please enjoy this New Year's treat and we'll see you in 1937 or 2017, w...Show More

57:04 | Dec 22nd, 2016

Our annual Christmas Special is here with Larry's traditional re-telling of his famous Christmas story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" in which Larry tries to "go clean" for Christmas with the help of an Indian shop keeper. And we've got a bonus story about...Show More

40:23 | Dec 15th, 2016

Is there such a thing as sending Christmas cards too early? Find out what makes Putin smile and hear about Larry working on a special Christmas episode of a TV show. Plus a brief tribute to Alan Thicke. On Poetry Corner, Larry recites "The Cry Of A ...Show More

48:26 | Dec 8th, 2016

In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Larry talks about the movie "From Here To Eternity" and Pearl Harbor vets. On Poetry Corner, Larry recites "The Glory Of Age" by Edgar Albert Guest. http://LarryMillerShow.com

50:55 | Dec 1st, 2016

Larry looks back at the things he is grateful for, including that potato thing and that turkey thing, also family. Then Larry talks about the holiday classic, "The Wizard of Oz" and recites "Sun and Shadow" by Oliver Wendell Holmes. http://LarryMill...Show More

43:35 | Nov 24th, 2016

Larry talks about why the best Thanksgiving meal is the one at midnight, when you're sneaking into the fridge for leftovers for the first time! And why the simplest recipes are the best and why no vegetables are allowed! Check out the new t-shirts i...Show More

34:21 | Nov 17th, 2016

Larry faces a tough moment after a crazy week and takes stock in his life. And we have a first for TLMS, as The Poetry Corner and Magic Movie Moment both have the same title -- Splendor In The Grass. (Although one of them has a superfluous number of ...Show More

32:35 | Nov 9th, 2016

The dulcet tones of Larry Miller are the perfect antidote to soothe the nation's jangled nerves. Take a listen, if you're patriotic enough, bub! Will Larry's big election prediction be correct? Tune in and find out! Plus, more Millard Fillmore facts ...Show More

1:00:19 | Nov 3rd, 2016

In defense of the maligned anchovy, Larry brainstorms the possibility of an anchovy martini! Then hear about Uncle Zio's giant, grubby hands and how they made the most delicious sandwich Larry ever had. And which is worse, volcano #2 or the DMV? Then...Show More

39:58 | Oct 27th, 2016

We talk about not talking about politics. And then something a lot less heated, the World Series. Chicago and Cleveland -- two cities you'll never have to say "Nominum Quid Geminus?" in. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Even they don't...Show More

42:54 | Oct 20th, 2016

Larry celebrates a great audition by stopping for a bite at an old Hollywood eatery! Then hear what the blonde did with the chainsaw, the poem "Revenge" by Revenge by Letitia Elizabeth Landon and Larry talks about the classic movie "The Bishop's Wife...Show More

54:10 | Oct 14th, 2016

Have coffee TV commercials gone extinct? Shocking! Positively shocking. And what ever happened to the percolator? Larry ruminates about this and also why Oddjob had to schlep Goldfinger's golf clubs around in the hot southern sun, in a tuxedo, no les...Show More

50:27 | Oct 6th, 2016

What makes a great Mother's day gift? An ashtray made of matchsticks? Waking your Mom up early so she can witness the destruction of her kitchen? Yes and yes. Plus, Larry talks about the tear-jerker classic movie "I Remember Mama" and then he recites...Show More

53:23 | Sep 29th, 2016

Larry's not a big lottery ticket getter, but he got in on the big Powerball! And we hear a funny story about talking his Dad into buying a ticket. And Larry's wife's plans for a relaxing weekend at the beach come slightly unhinged and not even Larry'...Show More

45:09 | Sep 22nd, 2016

Girl Scouts give Larry the cold shoulder, but he buys their cookies anyway! Learn to say "Gesundheit" in at least two languages! Tales of Larry's latest anniversary celebration! Featuring Larry's take on "Wuthering Heights" on Magic Movie Moment and ...Show More

43:37 | Sep 15th, 2016

Larry revisits The War of 1812 and wonders how much work it was for the British to do so much darn colonizing. And Larry talks about the classic WC Fields movie "The Bank Dick." http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "It sets your teeth just ...Show More

52:36 | Sep 8th, 2016

Larry gives a brief history of Labor Day and its relation to the less popular billy club. And Larry re-recounts two of his brief encounters with celebrities. Then he recites "Fruit of the Flower" by Countee Cullen and talks about the classic movie "M...Show More

48:59 | Sep 1st, 2016

In a tribute to Gene Wilder, Larry talks about the great movie "The Producers." Then he discusses perfection of the paper clip, the beauty of the binder clip and the reliable rubber band -- and how we can't throw them out. Then Larry recites the poem...Show More

1:07:25 | Aug 25th, 2016

Gee whiz becomes ho hum really fast, but not for Larry! He never gets tired of Hollywood. Hear about him horsing around on studio lots and the secret of dressing room mirrors! Plus, whistling through graveyards, Larry recites "The Footsteps of Angels...Show More

40:40 | Aug 18th, 2016

Larry's morning routine is messed up by mainland politics, which are unlike the easy election machinations on Milleronia! Larry talks about boozy molls, Key Largo, phony phone calls and why you're not allowed to swear on a walkie talkie. And finally,...Show More

36:22 | Aug 11th, 2016

Larry recites "Ace Of Spades" by Motorhead in honor of the passing of Lemmy Kilmister! Then he talks about the new Duke Spirits brand of bourbon, inspired by John Wayne, which leads into stories about hard drinkers like Jackie Gleason! With a big win...Show More

40:56 | Aug 4th, 2016

Larry ponders the magic of dogs. They are sweet and cuddly one minute, then scrapping brawlers the next. Also, the cuteness and lack of durability of dog toys is lost on Larry. Ever wonder what happens when a blonde speeder is pulled over by a blonde...Show More

42:09 | Jul 28th, 2016

Larry shares memories of the late Garry Marshall and their time on his "happy sets." Then Larry fights a losing battle with a bloomin' onion but has an otherwise lovely time at Outback Steak House. And Larry recites "Sonnet VII" by John Milton and ta...Show More

35:21 | Jul 20th, 2016

Larry tells about Abraham Lincoln distracting a wino in New York City. Then Larry searches for the planet where all the drinks are free and all the women look like Julie Newmar! Hear about the political conventions on Milleronia (or lack thereof), Th...Show More

45:52 | Jul 13th, 2016

Larry returns from a road trip to NYC and Kentucky, one of which was Daniel Boone country. Tune in to find out which! And hear the tale of Colonel Jeff's long, long, long day, which included breaking into a guest's car after recording with Alison Ros...Show More

1:02:32 | Jul 6th, 2016

We have our first guest ever -- Larry's son who is about to be deployed overseas! But before that, hear about if Mr. Doorman stole the couch, the movie "Jaws," Larry's extremely broken toilet seat and what "Marine tough" is. (Hint: It has something t...Show More

55:21 | Jun 29th, 2016

Why shooting bottle rockets doesn't count as college credit, Larry's dog goes to the dentist and why you should never work with dogs, babies or W.C. Fields. And Larry recites the full poem "The Defence of Fort McHenry," which is the source of the lyr...Show More

45:17 | Jun 22nd, 2016

Larry celebrates the anniversary of Waterloo with some sweet, sweet Napoleon chat! And it just wouldn't be a summer solstice without Larry missing the summer solstice. Also hear about dead goldfish from the summer fair and which is worse, the French ...Show More

52:33 | Jun 15th, 2016

Our most ABSOOORBING episode ever! School's out on Milleronia and Larry talks about summertime fun, why he inadvertently wore a confederate cap to the Lincoln memorial and which is the better type of cow, a JUHHHHSEY or a GUHHHRNSEY. Plus, the movie ...Show More

49:07 | Jun 8th, 2016

If a fart falls in the forest and nobody hears it, is it still funny? What if it happens in a Chinese restaurant and EVERYBODY hears it? Well, Larry asks that question, and not hypothetically, we're afraid to say. Plus remembrance of D-Day, a look ba...Show More

47:03 | Jun 1st, 2016

Would God let Larry cheat on his wife with Marilyn Monroe? Why did they never build a bridge across the Mersey? And do some like it hot? Plus tales of walking across the Brooklyn Bridge with his comedian buddies. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of ...Show More

52:16 | May 25th, 2016

This Memorial Day, everyone deserves a promotion. And we mean everybody. In honor of Memorial Day, Larry recites the great war poem, "Aftermath" by Sigfried Sassoon and talks about a magic movie moment from Ed Zwick's classic civil war drama "Glory."...Show More

53:33 | May 18th, 2016

Here's a little secret about guys -- we don't know what we're doing. Yes, Larry recounts his uneventful prom night and uneventful (apparently) romantic encounters during his college years. Then we hear about the great Sam Peckinpah movie "The Wild Bu...Show More

50:27 | May 11th, 2016

What makes a great Mother's day gift? An ashtray made of matchsticks? Waking your Mom up early so she can witness the destruction of her kitchen? Yes and yes. Plus, Larry talks about the tear-jerker classic movie "I Remember Mama" and then he recites...Show More

51:20 | May 4th, 2016

Larry discusses all things donuts after Colonel Jeff's return from his donut expedition to South Florida. And Larry gives a recipe for Milleronia-styled charred kale salad! Is it good? You figure it out. Quote of the week: "I nearly did a chimp flip...Show More

53:01 | Apr 27th, 2016

Larry honors the passing of screen legend Maureen O'Hara by revisiting one of his favorite Magic Movie Moments. And we hear about the light saber-wielding Marines that stormed Larry's house. Will they care that the toilet seat was broken? It's doubtf...Show More

52:09 | Apr 20th, 2016

Larry buys a used car with Jay Leno, then fills it with beer cans, then gets pulled over by a cop. True story! And why are Buicks "Doctor cars?" We hear about the great John Ford movie "Mr. Roberts." Also, Larry recites "A Love By The Sea" by William...Show More

54:13 | Apr 13th, 2016

Larry needs a new car and a '64 Fury III is not an option. Hear about the jailbird Irwin and the string of dicey used cars he sold Larry's dad. Then Larry talks about the movie West Side Story and the great poem "The New Colossus" by Emma Lazarus. Pl...Show More

1:19:17 | Apr 7th, 2016

Larry's son is in the flag ceremony at opening day of baseball! A hot dog lady earns a gold star and Larry surrenders to the US Air Force. Plus more tales of a day that couldn't be more American unless Larry was wearing a suit made of apple pies! (We...Show More

41:39 | Mar 30th, 2016

Find out why opening day is going to be EXTRA EXTRA special for Larry this year. And Larry tells a dumb blonde joke that hits a little too close to home! Plus, a talk about Roger Maris and the great movie "61." http://LarryMillerShow.comJoin the fun ...Show More

47:24 | Mar 23rd, 2016

Car 54 Where Are You? was long overdue for a tribute, and our man Larry is just the man to give it to you! In honor of Joe E. Ross' 102nd birthday, Larry recounts the classic TV sitcom, plus we give a nod to Frank Sinatra, Jr, who recently passed awa...Show More

55:58 | Mar 16th, 2016

Larry powers through a cold to bring you a new episode! Thoughts about time and the savings of daylights, a shout out to Steven Segal on the Magic Movie Moment and how Larry became a "Cardinal!" (Warning -- it involves booting.) (Warning -- booting m...Show More

45:09 | Mar 9th, 2016

Girl Scouts give Larry the cold shoulder, but he buys their cookies anyway! Learn to say "Gesundheit" in at least two languages! Tales of Larry's latest anniversary celebration! Featuring Larry's take on "Wuthering Heights" on Magic Movie Moment and ...Show More

31:08 | Mar 2nd, 2016

How come Leap Year isn't a holiday? Why don't we celebrate it? Larry ponders this and offers how we can make it into a fun holiday, without going overboard. Then Larry honors the passing of the great actor George Kennedy, as well as the 100th birthda...Show More

37:05 | Feb 24th, 2016

Accept change or at least accept that it's hard to accept change. Or something. So laments Larry. Also, do you know the way to San Jose? Is there baseball in heaven? Do you know how to pronounce Vitai Lampada? These and many other questions will be d...Show More

34:33 | Feb 17th, 2016

Celebrate your favorite President with Larry! And hear about the lustful pursuits of the sultan of swat! Larry has nothing to say about Valentine's Day, but he recites "America The Beautiful" (which was originally a poem) and talks about The Farmer's...Show More

56:24 | Feb 10th, 2016

A tribute to comedy and radio great Bob Elliott, who passed away at the grand old age of 92. Are you ready for some football? Larry is, after being buffaloed by the goofy, goofy Super Bowl halftime show. On Magic Movie Moment, we hear about "That Ham...Show More

48:26 | Feb 3rd, 2016

Larry is baffled by the Iowa caucuses and the news coverage around them. Then, he owns up to having spent $100 on a bottle of wine. Was it worth it? Tune in to find out! And find out what the Rabbi said in Hawaii, what makes a mad day at black rock a...Show More

48:03 | Jan 27th, 2016

Larry debates whether or not he'd go to the Super Bowl and ponders the baffling Super Bowl half-time show. On Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the great football epic "Horse Feathers." Quote of the week: "I tried asking for more time, but the re...Show More

53:23 | Jan 20th, 2016

Larry's not a big lottery ticket getter, but he got in on the big Powerball! And we hear a funny story about talking his Dad into buying a ticket. And Larry's wife's plans for a relaxing weekend at the beach come slightly unhinged and not even Larry'...Show More

36:22 | Jan 14th, 2016

Larry recites "Ace Of Spades" by Motorhead in honor of the passing of Lemmy Kilmister! Then he talks about the new Duke Spirits brand of bourbon, inspired by John Wayne, which leads into stories about hard drinkers like Jackie Gleason! With a big win...Show More

50:00 | Jan 6th, 2016

"Happy New Year" the most beautiful thing to say to people -- for a week, so says Larry. Get a recap of Larry's holiday trip to New York City and the Jets game! Also, tune in to find out what a "Road to Perdition coat" is and if the whitefish escaped...Show More

27:59 | Dec 30th, 2015

The show is still driving to Florida for the new year, but we have another Jack Benny episode with special guests Lauren Bacall and Humphrey Bogart! This episode originally aired January 4th, 1947. Enjoy! Nominum quid geminus and we'll see you back h...Show More

31:07 | Dec 23rd, 2015

Larry is on vacation in Tahiti with The Joke Of The Week, The Poetry Corner and The Magic Movie Moment, so Larry has left a little present for you. It's a Christmas-themed old time radio comedy from one of our favorites, Jack Benny. Enjoy and we'll s...Show More

1:03:55 | Dec 16th, 2015

The annual re-telling of Larry's real-life Christmas story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" Will Larry finally "go clean" this year? Plus, in honor of Frank Sinatra's 100th birthday, Larry recounts how he came to open for Sinatra in Vegas and having his pant...Show More

34:38 | Dec 10th, 2015

Larry tells what it's like to celebrate the holidays on Milleronia! And Larry sings twice in this episode! Then he talks about the 1951 version of A Christmas Carol, then recites "A Memory of June" by Claude McKay.Quote of The Week: "I could celebrat...Show More

1:01:02 | Dec 2nd, 2015

Colonel Jeff got green around the gills on the helicopter ride to Milleronia and couldn't record the show. So, we're pulling an episode from the classic vault under volcano #3! Larry expresses his love of daylight saving time. Then we hear why Larry ...Show More

51:12 | Nov 25th, 2015

Larry tells hilarious stories about his "shouting family" Thanksgivings from his childhood. Larry eats a whole tray full of pickles, wrestles with cousin Craig and lives to tell about it. And hear about Uncle Harry, the dancing plumber. Happy Thanksg...Show More

1:04:17 | Nov 18th, 2015

Larry is excited about the so-called California temperatures, as well as the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday! He talks about the history of the expression "red tape" and why there is so much of it. And he discusses John Wayne's great first turn in the ...Show More

49:34 | Nov 11th, 2015

Larry gives a prescription to fix the rudderless James Bond franchise! And Larry puts the wag in Wagner as he ponders what kind of music can make you more dumber. Plus an update on the Milleronia intramural football league. Then Larry recites "Is It ...Show More

54:51 | Nov 4th, 2015

Larry marvels at how fast baseball disappears after the world series. And yes, the bald man makes fun of guys with hair, just one more time. Dogs tearing up squirrels! (Some real, some not.) And which came first, shaving cream or the razor? Finally, ...Show More

53:01 | Oct 28th, 2015

Larry honors the passing of screen legend Maureen O'Hara by revisiting one of his favorite Magic Movie Moments. And we hear about the light saber-wielding Marines that stormed Larry's house. Will they care that the toilet seat was broken? It's doubtf...Show More

51:22 | Oct 21st, 2015

Larry begrudgingly bemoans bearded baseballers. Plus, shaggies and sandal-wearers are slightly slandered. And Larry wonders how baseball has become a winter sport. On Poetry Corner, Larry recites, "Because I Could Not Stop For Death," by Emily Dickin...Show More

39:39 | Oct 14th, 2015

More baseball playoff talk as Larry weighs in on the Chase Utley slide! Doggie mayhem in the recording studio almost gets two dogs a long trip up the short side of a volcano. And what's the difference between a set and a bit? And how many kinds of ri...Show More

55:22 | Oct 7th, 2015

Larry sings the worthy praises of BBQ, BBQ, BBQ and playoff baseball. And Larry recites an eerie rhyme from Shakespeare, even though he doesn't like Halloween. On Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the surprisingly non-BBQ related Adam's Rib. Quot...Show More

1:02:14 | Oct 2nd, 2015

Larry recounts his first movie role, where he got beaten to a pulp by Nick Nolte -- and loved it. He also discusses who was a cooler, Frank Bullitt or Harry Callahan! Then Larry confesses his love of camera girls on the set of movies. For the first d...Show More

01:42 | Sep 30th, 2015

Oops again! Larry was supposed to be out of town working on another movie this week, but it got pushed back. But we couldn't record a new episode because Larry had scheduled testing of the evil weather control machine for Wednesday, which scrubbed al...Show More

1:04:28 | Sep 23rd, 2015

Oops! Larry got hired to act in the new Garry Marshall movie and had to amscray off of Milleronia! So, we're bringing you a rebroadcast of our first indie episode!----Larry has taken his podcast independent! This is the first episode recorded at his ...Show More

48:37 | Sep 16th, 2015

When is The Man From UNCLE not The Man From UNCLE? This and other zen riddles will be pondered on this week's show as Larry talks about seeing the TV show reboot this weekend while on the road. And Larry gives just the facts, ma'am, as he discusses t...Show More

45:58 | Sep 9th, 2015

Larry goes on vacation this week, so we have a rebroadcast of a classicWe smuggle another episode out of Larry's secret evil guy lair! Larry talks about how writing is the hardest thing ever and we try to come up with a "break a leg" expression for w...Show More

1:03:39 | Sep 2nd, 2015

On this food-oriented episode, Larry he weighs in on the NY thin slice vs. Chicago deep dish debate! Plus, he discusses if he wants the whole enchilada, or maybe a cheese brumfada on the side. And we ponder salisbury steaks and TV dinner. On Magic Mo...Show More

1:03:41 | Aug 26th, 2015

Larry bids a fond farewell to Yvonne Craig, the lovely and talented actress best-known as Batgirl and Marta the green alien on Star Trek. Plus, we bid you a happy Waffle Day and also hear some touching stories about Larry's mother. Jumping Jehosephat...Show More

43:09 | Aug 19th, 2015

We're not sure what guff is, but Larry and John Wayne sure aren't taking any of it, as Larry talks about the great John Wayne movie McLintock! (The exclamation point is theirs.) Plus, Larry shares some thoughts about the 70th anniversary of World War...Show More

57:50 | Aug 12th, 2015

Say "bye bye Birdie" and "hello doggie on this" week's episode as Larry welcomes a new dog to the pack on Milleronia and also talks about previously-named 1963 musical. (It's just an excuse to talk about Ann Margaret some more. Like we need an excuse...Show More

59:45 | Aug 6th, 2015

This episode is a little late because Larry had an audition. And he was almost late to that audition because of, how shall we say, biology. And you'll hear all about it! Plus, we get a report on Larry's post-audition lunch and the "Biblical hotties" ...Show More

1:02:57 | Jul 30th, 2015

Larry plays pantomime with two incomprehensible restaurant employees. Or someone was playing an elaborate practical joke on him. He winds up paying $13.82 for a Coke, but gets an "instant classic" story for the show out of it. And to heck with his di...Show More

57:07 | Jul 22nd, 2015

The Queen of Milleronia is off in Vegas, so Viva Las Larry! Larry tells stories about beautiful Vegas weddings and the time Larry mistakenly thought his friend was trying to turn him into a coke fiend. We hear about the great Ann Margaret movie Viva ...Show More

38:53 | Jul 15th, 2015

Larry is excited about the recent contact with Pluto (which you'll say is a real planet if you know what's good for ya). Then you'll learn about Milleronian sharks and why you don't want to ride in a town car in Milleronia. Plus, the beautful poem Th...Show More

48:34 | Jul 8th, 2015

Our barefoot comic with cheek of tan spends the 4th of July watching a bunch of Marines punch, eat and move furniture. He gives them one rule: no death! Then he talks about how all car companies should just produce '57 Chevys. On Poetry Corner, Larry...Show More

54:49 | Jul 1st, 2015

Larry tells how his handyman used to charge him on a sliding scale (sliding upward!) based on how many times he had seen Larry on TV recently! We ponder chick peas vs. garbanzo beans, then Larry wonders if he's more an E-Z boy or a lazy boy. And Larr...Show More

47:11 | Jun 24th, 2015

Larry talks about the wonder of enjoying the small moments of this past Father's Day. Then Larry shares memories of his father, like the time he won the lottery (don't get excited)  and the time Larry found his Dad's secret stash of tuna and Old Spic...Show More

1:01:15 | Jun 17th, 2015

Larry takes a long walk up a short volcano and ponders the state of the modern baby shower. Should they be co-ed or would everyone be happier if they were separate? Then, in this baseball-heavy episode, Larry re-recites the classic poem "Casey At The...Show More

47:10 | Jun 10th, 2015

Larry waxes nostalgic for the days when he was on a first name basis with his neighborhood ice cream man. Then Larry orders some egg foo young that tastes egg foo old! And we hear about Larry becoming smitten with a cashier at a Lithuanian market in ...Show More

56:53 | Jun 3rd, 2015

Tales of beer-fueled shenanigans, mayhem and giving in to the strong arm of gravity from Larry's college days. Including a story about harassing a snooty foreign exchange student. Ees not funny! On Magic Movie Moment, we appropriately discuss the cla...Show More

1:00:26 | May 27th, 2015

Larry leads the Memorial Day parade on Milleronia. Will the parade end up in volcano #2? Should marching bands play pop songs? On Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the great movie "Papillion." And on Poetry Corner, Larry recites, "I Knew A Woman"...Show More

1:03:54 | May 20th, 2015

The biggest news since Napoleon ripped his bone apart, we announce the winner of our haiku contest! Then, for Magic Movie Moment, Larry talks about the movie version of Arsenic and Old Lace. Plus, some tales of Larry's days as a school kid and his fa...Show More

51:39 | May 13th, 2015

Larry revisits V-E day on its 70th anniversary. And find out why there are three crushed beer cans under the bed! On Poetry Corner, Larry reads "Boy At The Window" by Richard Wilbur and talks about "The Great Escape" on Magic Movie Moment. Quote of t...Show More