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Each week, Marcus Parks and Jackie Zebrowski explore the worlds of screwin' and bad brain business as they answer questions from you, the listener! Email us at cavecomedyradio@gmail.com to ask us questions!

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Episode 183: I Want Your Musk on My Musk

29:50 | Feb 2nd, 2018

Jackie & Marcus discuss the pressure from family to get married, slowly growing apart from a SO and answer a listener's email about issues orgasming while on medication. Got a question? Email us at TheLastPodcastNetwork@gmail.com

Episode 182: Choose to Phoenix

37:30 | Jan 19th, 2018

Jackie and Marcus discuss using anger productively, getting back up after falling on your face, and tiny tantrums.

Episode 181: In The Small Shell

35:13 | Jan 12th, 2018

The hiatus is over and Marcus and Jackie are back in studio to discuss breakups, fake anxieties and starting life all over again.

Episode 180: Moving On

26:45 | Jun 6th, 2017

Marcus and Jackie discuss what it means to be able to end a therapy cycle, and hear from a woman who has trouble communicating her emotions to those closest to her.

Episode 179: The Good Steam

29:15 | May 10th, 2017

Jackie and Marcus discuss recovery from a bout of depression, and read a letter from a woman who is concerned about starting the wrong medication.

Episode 178: Concrete Columns

33:32 | May 3rd, 2017

Marcus and Jackie discuss the idea that part of growing up is learning to communicate the hard stuff with yourself and your loved ones, and respond to a letter from a listener trying to decide if they’re on the right medication.

Episode177: Big Into Mouths

24:13 | Apr 25th, 2017

Marcus and Jackie are back after a brief hiatus to talk about how paranoia can affect a relationship, and answer a letter from a woman who is having trouble balancing her sex-positive world views with her desire to date monogamously.

Episode 176: Eraserhead

29:43 | Feb 21st, 2017

Jackie and Marcus talk about bad dreams and answer a question from a guy wondering whether he should get a hold of an ex girlfriend to ask for forgiveness.

Episode 175: Thing Ba Thing

35:47 | Feb 15th, 2017

Jackie and Marcus talk about how to both say no and avoid the anxiety that comes along with it and answer a question from a woman whose husband is oh so addicted to porn.

Episode 174: Tough Mudder

29:00 | Jan 25th, 2017

Marcus and Jackie talk about the road to the right medication and answer questions from a woman whose boyfriend is driving all her friends away with his constant demands on her time.

Episode 173: A Fine Fat Goose

33:13 | Dec 21st, 2016

Today on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie talk about accepting the realities of medicating and answer a question from a gal looking for self esteem tips and a guy wanting to know how to deal with homesickness during the holidays.

Episode 172: Future Thinking

27:19 | Dec 14th, 2016

On today's SAOHA: Jackie talks about dealing with her anxiety about the immediate future, whatever it may be, and answer a letter from a woman wanting to keep her own kids from having the combative relationship she's got with her own sister.

Episode 171: Golden Handcuffs

35:14 | Nov 21st, 2016

This week on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about how to appreciate the person on the other side of your mental struggles and answer questions from a nanny looking to get out of her job and a girl looking to control her OCD-induced anger.

Episode 170: A Minor Bitch

26:33 | Nov 3rd, 2016

Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about holding on to the good shit and answer a question from a girl with Borderline Personality Disorder.

Episode 169: The Bombasidor

21:25 | Oct 27th, 2016

This week on SAOHA: Jackie talks about a friend going through a sticky time and we answer a question from a woman thinking about getting into escort work.

Episode 168: License To Mope

32:43 | Oct 20th, 2016

Today on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie talk about a recent huge milestone in Jackie's life and answer a question from a Democrat in love with a Republican.

Episode 167: Grudge

31:11 | Sep 29th, 2016

This week on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about poison grudges and answer a question from a woman asking about her fiance's non-existent sex drive.

Episode 166: Back Again

34:19 | Sep 22nd, 2016

Marcus and Jackie are back after a long hiatus to talk about what's been going on these last couple of months and answer a letter from a gal asking if she should just give up on romantic relationships.

Episode 165: Human

20:56 | May 26th, 2016

Jackie and Marcus finally figure out a good way to talk to someone who doesn't live with mental illness and answer a question from a woman trying to figure out how to not get bored and chuck away every relationship she's a part of.

Episode 164: Sturgill

31:08 | May 3rd, 2016

Today on SAOHA: Jackie talks about her recent experience seeing Sturgill Simpson and how it relates to courage in artistic expression and the two answer an email from a woman asking about getting married too early.

Episode 163: Chill Bill

24:57 | Apr 7th, 2016

This week Marcus talks about unlocking memories through music and he and Jackie hear a response letter from someone with some very encouraging words for last week's letter writer, Shotput.

Episode 162: Scary and Hard

28:08 | Mar 24th, 2016

Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about how to self-reflect without self-hating the fuck outta yourself and answer a letter from someone who ain't sure if what they're doing in life is what they're meant to do.

Episode 161: A Fine Night for a Curse

28:01 | Mar 21st, 2016

Today on SAOHA: Marcus discovers a new dimension to bipolar disorder and the two answer a question from a listener wondering what to do about her fuck-up brother.

Episode 160: Action Jacket

34:28 | Mar 3rd, 2016

We're back! Jackie and Marcus talk about the seasonal fuckupery that caused our hiatus and answer letters from one listener thinking about going into the Canadian Armed Forces and another worried about a possible mental health diagnosis.

Episode 159: She Knows

32:50 | Jan 14th, 2016

Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus wax Bowie and answer a question from a listener who's a might bit afraid of getting out into sex land.

Episode 158: A Different Stress

31:49 | Dec 20th, 2015

Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about swapping New York stress for home stress and answer a question from an Australian asking if she's doing it right.

Episode 157: Stressful and Brown

35:04 | Dec 10th, 2015

Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about how to not forget the things that make you happy when dealing with maintaining your shit and answer a letter from a friend that's wanting to know how to get through a grieving Christmas.

Episode 156: Done with Cattitude

32:47 | Dec 3rd, 2015

Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus answer letters from a girl whose boyfriend's best friend has decided to go full dickhead and a nurse who is at her wit's end with her job.

Episode 155: On the Jackie's Edge

35:01 | Nov 19th, 2015

Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about supressing their inner bully and answer a question from a younger gal with some overwhelming feelings for an older man.

Episode 154: Stinking on Purpose

15:43 | Nov 12th, 2015

It's a short one today as we talk about how to deal with getting through the low lows after a high high and what happens when everyone seems to be stinking on purpose.

Episode 153: Panties for Days

27:56 | Oct 29th, 2015

Today on SAOHA: Marcus laments a loss that is nowhere as bad as he thinks he is and the two answer a question about a problem that is nowhere as insurmountable as the writer thinks it is.

Episode 152: Lime City

39:53 | Oct 15th, 2015

Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about better ways to push that pleasure button and answer questions about a sexual experiment gone possibly wrong and how to reconnect with a friend who cut you off for the right reasons.

Episode 151: Bird Flu

37:45 | Oct 1st, 2015

Today on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie talk about the difference between giving up and letting go and answer letters from a guy wanting to know if he's crazy (he isn't) and a girl who has a sex problem with her new beau.

Episode 150: Bottom Feelers

30:17 | Sep 24th, 2015

Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about Marcus' lack of responsibility last week and answer a letter from a girl who's skeptical about a family trip with her boyfriend.

Episode 149: Who Framed Snakes

38:39 | Sep 10th, 2015

Today on SAOHA, Jackie and Marcus wax philisophical on Who Framed Roger Rabbit and answer questions from a dude looking to separate friendships and another wondering how to get over his social anxiety when it comes to finding like minded people at co...Show More

Episode 148: Gunx Lyfe

41:27 | Aug 26th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus return from a particularly inspiring vacation in the Gunks upstate and answer a question from a Humane Society employee with compassion fatigue.

Girls In Bikinis

36:45 | Aug 6th, 2015

Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk why the phrase "Who wears the pants" is weird and unhelpful plus answer a question from a girl looking to help out with her friend in her fight against her mother,

Racoons

31:17 | Jul 30th, 2015

Today on SAOHA: Marcus and Jackie meditate on the words "choice", "must", and "will", and answer an email from a guy on the verge of moving back home.

Joot

32:40 | Jul 22nd, 2015

Today on SAOHA: Marcus prepares look for the difference between chemical and organic when it comes to the bad brain and the pair answers a question from someone on their way up.

What to Do Now

34:05 | Jul 20th, 2015

On today's episode Jackie and Marcus talk about being recently touched by suicide and answer a question from a girl who needs to get the hell out of a bad relationship.

Episode 143: Time For Me To Eat My Cat Food

27:03 | Jul 12th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie talk about Marcus' recent misadventures in depression over the last couple of weeks and answer a return letter from a guy looking to get his girlfriend more comfortable with masturbation.

Episode 141: The Raymond

34:40 | Jul 12th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about the new documentary The Nightmare about sleep paralysis and answer a question about how far is too far when knowing what's best for someone else.

Episode 140: You Go F*ck

33:20 | Jul 12th, 2015

Today on SAOHA: Jackie and Marcus talk about the release of the Cowmen album and answer a question from a woman looking to see how to not waste time with her husband.

Episode 139: Twin Sisters

35:41 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk (and kinda argue!) about whether or not satisfaction is a dirty word and answer a letter from a guy who has a bitchy, possibly evil friend of his significant other.

Episode 138: Geiner

36:42 | May 7th, 2015

This week Jackie and Marcus talks about how Marcus relates not to fifties double murderer and skin aficionado Ed Gein but to the kid who befriended him and answer a letter from a guy wanting to help out his dad with a malicious gold digger.

Episode 137 Mayonnaise In Your Eggs

38:20 | May 7th, 2015

This week it's all about getting your mayonnaise and eggs in order as we talk goal sheets, how to return to a place after a long absence wherever it may be, and how to deal with alcoholism creeping in to your life.

Episode 136: Bless This Mess

42:08 | May 7th, 2015

It's a pinballin' episode today as we discuss how being a terrible person makes the world a terrible place and answer a letter from someone looking to break the habit of feeling like he fakes every aspect of his life.

Episode 135: The Pew Next To You

42:28 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus delve deeper into the negative impacts of religion on mental health with a discussion on the similarities between certain sects of Christianity and Scientology and answer a letter from a woman who wants to know how to reconcile her ...Show More

Episode 134: A General Ninny

43:45 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie talk about the processes that made them into accepting themselves as the people they are today and answer a question from a listener looking to up her ability to not pay attention to the Hollywood types.

Episode 133: Fresh Outta Hecks

38:17 | May 7th, 2015

Having become fresh outta hecks, Marcus comes out of a long depression and question one woman looking to leave her job at Walmart and a response from a woman with a narcissistic mother gives her input on the last episode.

Episode 132: Turtle Shooter

48:53 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie talks about strange journey of grief and relief she's been feeling over the last week and letters from a woman in an unsatisfying sexual relationship and a couple asking about a decision between moving and Europe are answered.

Episode: 131 Rewards

48:40 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about tackling their current addictions and answer letters from a guy who's got a girl using him for attention and a lady wondering whether she should tell her fiance about her past.

Episode 129/30: You Got It!

39:00 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus talks about a horrific panic attack brought on by new medication and the two answer questions from a guy looking to help his brother out of a toxic relationship.

Episode 128: My Thighs Are Wet

41:32 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus answer letters from a former addict looking to break out of her depression and a guy from the UK living in Japan looking to bridge the cultural gap with his Japanese girlfriend.

Episode 127: Spread

27:50 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about the mental illness memoirs Jackie has been reading and answer a question from a girl looking to get back into the fuck game.

Episode 126: Toothpicks

39:00 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus unlocks a new chamber in his mind brain and sheds another lasting layer of Christianity, plus questions and comments from the Facebook page get addressed!

Episode 125: Lizard Eye

28:41 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about a letter from a friend who got over his PTSD using meditation and answer a question from a kid whose friend is being a dick.

Episode 123: Speaking in Tongues

46:02 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk weird-ass meditation and answer a question from a gal looking to help her significant other with his anxiety and depression.

Episode 124: Existence

52:01 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus talks about the completely sober visions he's been experiencing and the duo answer a question from a high schooler looking for friends and take a follow up from our old pal Wigwam.

Episode 122: First Mate Sloth

44:41 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about how horror movies fit into the scheme of relationships and how to tackle panic attacks that come years apart.

Episode 121: Spin Off Into Space

38:54 | May 7th, 2015

On the second of two episodes this week, Jackie and Marcus talk the anxiety of meeting new people and answer questions about masturbation technique and what to do when you you're paranoid about medication making life too easy.

Episode 120: A New Rug

49:02 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about Jackie's liberating weekend photo shoot and answer letters from a guy looking to put his life back together after a bad meds trip and a girl worried about getting a new therapist.

Episode 119: Good Stop Switch

40:19 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about a new way of dealing with paranoia and answer a particularly rough question from a new bride.

Episode 118: Between Ball and Sphere

39:57 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about sizes of love and answer questions from a dude wanting to know how to buy condoms and respond to a woman who was a survivor of domestic abuse.

Episode 117: Rock Snake

42:22 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about mental phantom limbs and answer questions from a person who's got it all figured out but just doesn't know it yet and a guy looking to come out to his Marine dad.

Episode 116: Rat Maze

48:53 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about Jackie being confused for a domestic violence victim and answer emails from a girl wondering whether it's depression or hormones and a long-time listener at the end of her rope.

Episode 115: Nance

46:50 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie tells of a magical medicolegal death investigator that she met upstate and we answer a letter from a wife looking to solve a familial dispute over money, which is always terrible.

Episode 114: Capability

55:05 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about how to get over feeling guilty about things that haven't even happened yet and answer questions from a follow up involving a traveling husband and a girl asking about repressed memories.

Episode 113: World's Greatest Dad

41:51 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about suicide and answer letters from a girl trying to escape a sociopath.

Episode 112: Bush

36:04 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about Jackie's murder dream and answer letters from a guy looking for the best way to approach strange women and a dude who wants to get out of a bad situation.

Episode 111: Wacky Thomas

41:35 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about adjusting to single life and answer letters from a guy looking to keep his family from imploding and a girl who's trying to keep her friends from bringing her down.

Episode 110: Just for the Halibut

35:17 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus both return from wonderful vacations and answer questions from a couple dudes with similar dating problems and we get a sweet-ass update from our local fetish guy.

Episode 109: Lung Users

38:41 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about summer stress and answer letters from a dude wondering what he should do with his creative endeavors and a gal who's about to move to the big city.

Episode 108: American

54:14 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie talk about being American and answer questions from a guy looking to accept his own fetish, another who got caught stealing medication, and another who might need to rethink a bit.

Episode 107: Standing on the Edge

41:22 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie go through the ups and downs of child psychology and answer a question from a guy struggling with his schizophrenia.

Episode 106: Defension

41:32 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about a new way to look at life and answer questions from one gal looking to improve herself in a single situation and another who needs to get the hell out of a bad situation.

Episode 105: Dad Catch

44:01 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about how to talk about work with your significant other and answer questions from one kid who needs to know how to get over a gal and another who is worried about his counselor leaving.

Episode 104: Biejos

42:08 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus get letters from two encouraging gals who've sought help and another from a girl with body issues of the opposite side of the spectrum.

Episode 103: It Always Blows

42:58 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie briefly loses it over a piece of fan fiction and the two answer letters from a woman looking to get away from her grandmother and another looking for some real help.

Episode 102: Crash

33:42 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie talks about a recent near-death experience and the two answer a letter concerning something they've never had to face before.

Episode 101: Boss Level

51:59 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie talks about old struggles come back to haunt while she and Marcus answer a follow-up letter from a guy who just learned some hard truths about himself and his family.

Episode 100: Love the Snake

52:50 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie talk Easter, fight the darkness, and answer a letter from a girl that has some issues with a salty mother.

Episode 99: Sharpshootin' Maggert

49:55 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about facing the darkness in the world and answer a letter from a guy who is having his soul corroded by a girl.

Episode 98: Write It Down

47:58 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie talks about taking a new direction in life and we answer questions from a guy who wants to know how to deal with difficult therapy sessions and another who is having problems with sexual attraction.

Episode 97: The Brotherhood of Antidepressants

46:35 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about the positive and negative effects of a damn good TV show on the psyche and answer a question from a dude looking to cool it on his emotional neediness.

Episode 96: Winona Dunridher

58:39 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk exhaustion and answer a letter from a gal who's a bit confused as to the purpose of Tinder.

Episode 95: Darlene Love

40:27 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus discuss 20 Feet from Stardom and smoking and answer a letter from a gal looking to choose between what she wants to do and what everyone else wants her to do.

Episode 94: Ratchet

45:46 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about the future to come and answer letters from a guy looking to keep connected with a gal pal and another dude looking to get rid of his.

Episode 93: Deep Cuts

59:44 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie welcome special guest Justy Dodge into the studio to help out a listener who's been having problems with self-harm and answer a letter from a man who doesn't know what to do about a friend's possibly violent dilemma.

Episode 92: Dickishness Necessary

38:47 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie talks about how to deal with an annoyance in her own home and the duo answer questions from a girl looking to reach O and a guy looking to extricate an ex-girlfriend from his life.

Episode 91: Make Noise and Free Yourself

57:39 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk winter depression/happiness, follow up on our girl who wasn't getting the required love from her husband, and tell a kid looking to come out to his parents in the worst way possible to maybe find a better way.

Episode 90: Lewis and Clarkin' It

48:27 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about ending friendships and answer a letter from a woman whose husband's sex drive has been lacking.

Episode 89: The Act of Vincent

39:53 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about the documentaries they've been watching lately including Vincet: A Life In Color and The Act of Killing and answer a letter from a dude who just can't get over the woman who left him for another man.

Episode 88: Gagglies Always Jickin'

36:45 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie talk about open relationships and answer letters from a girl with a great example of not listening to terrible friends and another from Canada with a bit of but not really a boy problem.

Episode 87: Stalker

53:15 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about the breakthroughs of Christmas and answer letters from a girl looking to get rid of a terrible friend and another who is dealing with the beginnings of a stalk.

Episode 86: Pork Dumpling

40:34 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie takes a tumble much to the delight of a group of Brooklyn teenagers and we answer letters from a kid looking to get over a breakup and a girl who who needs to find a new group of friends.

Episode 85: Merry Effin Christmas

44:25 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie answer letters from a college student in Luxembourg with an anger problem and a kid from upstate who is terrified of graduating.

Episode 84: Stuck on the Roof

43:13 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about people as cats, Marcus' finger puppet monster thoughts, and the wonderful Thanksgiving they just had.

Episode 83: Happy Birthday

32:16 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about the miracle of Thanksgiving and whether or not we live in a fallen world. We probably do.

Episode 82: Porno Burning

28:15 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus mourns the singed remains of his teenage porno collection and we field a question from a kid worried about a friend who's smoking a bit too much weed.

Episode 81: Obstruct Obstacle

39:36 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie pulls Marcus out of the depths of negativity and the duo answers questions from a dude asking about his irregular ejaculations and an old listener looking to solve a potential family conflict.

Episode 80: Animal Shambles

36:18 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie talks about a tense interaction with a homeless guy on the bus and a letter from a dude with a bi-polar girlfriend is answered.

Episode 79: Theremin/Coke

33:19 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus answer questions from a listener who's all mixed up about his sexuality and talk about the dangers of doing coke and listening to theremin music for hours on end.

Episode 78: Cracker Spawn

41:51 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie talk about their future progenies and answer questions from a kid looking to get laid in college and another asking if he should rekindle an old flame.

Episode 77: True Horse

39:18 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about Jackie's drunk-ass country vacation and answer questions from a Tallahassee dude asking advice on a long distance relationship and a woman looking to regain her confidence after having a kid.

Episode 76: Lift The Horse Again

53:16 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie talk about the zodiac signs of serial killers, just how long someone should wait after a full mental break before setting out on a new stage of their life, and the terrible people who cry wolf about having a mental illness. Today's ...Show More

Episode 75: Insignificant

47:46 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie talk about a return to weed, Calvin and Hobbes, and a letter from a listener asking about her bipolar disorder.

Episode 74: The Hottest Panic Attacks In Town

28:14 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus survive a heat wave and give advice to a woman trying to escape a horrible relationship with a soldier.

Episode 72: Plus Two Speech Skills

44:47 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie answer questions from a dude having trouble hooking up in his home country of Canada, a teen looking to see how he can stamp down sexual urges with his girlfriend, and a fantastic woman asking if she's doing the right thing in tryin...Show More

Episode 71: Irish Grinds

41:51 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie answer questions from a trio of teens, from a girl asking about whether or not she should get back with her boyfriend to a guy stuck in a meth-fueled love triangle.

Episode 70: Fluid

57:07 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie give advice on how to not murder your significant other upon moving in together and answer questions from a woman seeking further advice on social paranoia and a girl looking to make her father understand her panic attacks.

Episode 69: Borderline Psychopath

49:53 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus answer questions from a girl looking to come out bisexual, a kid who's got a problem with social paranoia, and a long-time listener who gives us a follow-up on a previous question about a toxic home life.

Episode 68: Of Grandmothers and Ghosts

45:33 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie talk about a friend rushing headlong into marriage and answer questions from a longtime listener looking to get out of their current situation and a lady who is having problems separating from her boyfriend when he goes out of town.

Episode 67: Nothing Ever Changes

44:17 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie realize while answering a question from a 16 year old that nothing ever changes plus they answer questions from a guy just coming out of a ten year relationship and a girl whose close friend has decided to cut her out of her life.

Episode 66: Technology Sucks

41:25 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about why you should never mess with Jackie's Duck Dynasty and a recent incident involving a tech conference that sticks in their craw a bit.

Episode 65: Stressed Little Monkey

38:46 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie talk about the stresses of being entertainers in New York City and answer questions from a guy stuck in a seemingly inescapable situation and another dude who can't stand his stepfather and doesn't know what to do.

Episode 64: Blood and Sex and Awesome

54:14 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie talk about strange awesome makeup sex (not the kind of makeup you think) and answer questions from a girl edging close to making a big mistake, a dude dealing with his father's illness, and another girl struggling with an intense ca...Show More

Episode 63: Mystery

43:29 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about reset buttons and the people who actually know what they're doing when it comes to mental health and answer a question from a dude who has completely cut out a family member because of a horrible thing she's done.

Episode 62: All Worked Up

49:01 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about Silver Linings Playbook, the need to connect with people while staying away from Facebook, and answer a question from a listener about helping a friend with depression.

Episode 61: Horse

58:23 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about the strange sex game Jackie is playing at work, tell weird party stories from college, and answer a question from a listener who is stuck in a bad situation with an ex-girlfriend.

Episode 60: Molten Lava Soul

50:03 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about a group of unruly feminists hassling a female friend of theirs, knowing when to leave your significant other alone with themselves, and the difference between a soul and a brain.

Episode 59: Somethin' Trashy

48:24 | May 7th, 2015

Hilarity ensues Marcus goes to see Django Unchained with his girlfriend who happens to have the same race as the main character and a listener writes in with a question about what to do when your parents get older.

Episode 58: Ebony in Black

51:07 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about their formative porn experiences, Jackie pregames for therapy, and a listener has a question about the old herpes.

Episode 57: Demon Grandmother

45:03 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus talks about The Great Satan at Large and turning 30, Jackie talks about a particularly rough trip home, and they both share stories of what happened the summer they met.

Episode 56: Facebook Depression

48:01 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus make an argument for getting the hell out of the depressing world of Facebook and answer a question from a listener struggling with panic attacks.

Episode 55: Hurts for Days

51:53 | May 7th, 2015

Jackie and Marcus talk about Uncle Buck, the best of all holiday movies, guilt trips, and when to discuss what kind of porn you watch with your partner plus an email from a listener looking to make sure her relationship doesn't go to hell is answered...Show More

Episode 54: Somebody To Do Acid With

42:56 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie express their intense hidden anger, talk a bit about the election and how to deal with family members concerning politics, and answer a question from a lucky listener looking for advice on which romantic endeavor to pursue.

Episode 53: Party To Death

39:57 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie discuss their respective experiences in therapy (Jackie's involves a lot of broken lamps) and answer a question from a fella looking to get over a recently ended long distance relationship.

Episode 51: A Subscriber of Cosmo

19:58 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Jackie discuss the finer points of cunilingus and Jackie admits to her lifelong subscription to a certain magazine.

Episode 50: It's Jackie!

29:07 | May 7th, 2015

Join us as we welcome our new co-host, Jackie Zebrowski from Round Table and Page Seven! In this, our first of three gettin'-ta-know-ya episodes, Jackie and Marcus talk about LA, the time Jackie got lost in an aquarium while on acid, and death.

Episode 49: End of an Era

46:48 | May 7th, 2015

Yup, it's Sara's final show on the old SAOHA. Join us as we answer questions from a girl who has a friend in a horribly abusive relationship and a dude who just can't seem to get it working with his wife.

Episode 48: Movin' On

47:28 | May 7th, 2015

Sara and Marcus give advice to a kid who just broke his first heart and answer an Aussie's question about her general dissatisfaction with life.

Episode 47: TalkerAndFucker

33:24 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Sara answer questions from a kid who's waiting to lose his virginity by choice and talk about the compartmentalizing of romantic interests.

Episode 47: The Heart

47:22 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Sara give a surprising update on a formerly suicidal listener, give advice to a woman with a rare medical condition, and tell a particularly disgusting story.

Episode 46: Orange and Terrifying

46:00 | May 7th, 2015

Sara and Marcus answer a question from a suicidal teen and Sara talks about her latest spray-tanning experience. Spoiler alert: they don't tape up the cooch.

Episode 45: Sex Tent at the Renaissance Festival

34:24 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus discusses the recent loss of a friend to cancer and Sara talks about, what else, sex tents at the Renaissance Festival. They really do tie in together nicely.

Episode 44: Da Wax

48:48 | May 7th, 2015

Sara goes into the details of a Brazilian Wax, plus a question is answered on what the hell to do with yourself when you've been laid off.

Episode 43: Drinkin' With Ben

32:10 | May 7th, 2015

Sara and Marcus welcome CCR mainstay Ben Kissel into the studio to discuss a whole smattering of dirty, dirty things, as is his wont.

Episode 42: El Gyno

29:06 | May 7th, 2015

Sara recounts her recent trip to the gynecologist and Marcus describes his many trips to the STD clinic.

Episode 41: Don't Do It!

44:36 | May 7th, 2015

Sara and Marcus answer a letter from a suicidal teen hellbent on a path to destruction.

Episode 40: NYC Skin

37:57 | May 7th, 2015

Today's SAOHA brings you the challenges both men and women face in NYC as the seasons change and skin returns to the streets and trains of our fair city.

Episode 39: Tragedies and Triumphs of SXSW

32:01 | May 7th, 2015

Sara and Marcus recount their respective South By Southwest experiences. One involves shrooms and Gogol Bordello. The other involves cookies. Guess which one is which.

Episode 38: Therapy

49:11 | May 7th, 2015

Sara and Marcus give advice to a listener who wants to get therapy but is woefully bereft of funds.

Episode 37: Dispatches from the Road: Part Two

18:22 | May 7th, 2015

Sara recounts her experience being interviewed on WTF with Marc Maron in Los Angeles, plus a reader gets a question about a dear friend answered.

Episode 36: Dispatches from the Road: Part One

32:31 | May 7th, 2015

Sara's on her book tour but that we ain't gonna that stop us! On today's episode, Sara recounts her most recent experiences on the road and we answer a question about pubic hair.

Episode 35: The Older Man/Woman

35:34 | May 7th, 2015

Sara and Marcus discuss dating people of a considerably older or younger age, plus we give an insight into the lives of comedians.

Episode 34: Moving On

44:27 | May 7th, 2015

Sara and Marcus address the problems associated with moving on from a comforting yet stifling relationship and discuss Marcus' happy goofy demon dick.

Episode 33: The Big Reveal!

48:52 | May 7th, 2015

It's here! The big reveal we've been talking about for weeks is finally upon us. What is it, you may ask? Tune in to find out! You've probably already guessed correctly, though.

Episode 32: Live at Creekstarter!

26:28 | May 7th, 2015

Recorded live at the Creek and the Cave on January 14th to commemorate the creation of our Kickstarter appeal, this special episode features comedian Nick Turner reading questions submitted by our live audience!

Episode 31: Subtleties

54:44 | May 7th, 2015

If there's one thing Sara and Marcus love more than answering your questions, it's hearing about how you're doing now. Join us this episode as we read follow-ups from Archie, the man whose ex-wife gave him the clap, and Nick Cave The Gay Teen!

Episode 30: Texas, and the Dangers Contained Within

59:27 | May 7th, 2015

On this, their first episode of the new year, Sara and Marcus discuss the horrifying place that is Marcus' part of Texas and answer questions from a teen who has recently came out to the world at large and a man who caught the clap from his ex-wife.

Episode 29: Comedy!

39:27 | May 7th, 2015

Sara and Marcus focus on the Other Human Activity of comedy and their respective origins in the field as per a request from a listener.

Episode 28: Military Mayhem

37:08 | May 7th, 2015

Sara and Marcus talk about their recent struggles with their brain-brains and answer a question from a soldier in Afghanistan whose girlfriend is cheating on him.

Episode 27: Sex Toys and Other Unreturnable Things

40:04 | May 7th, 2015

Marcus and Sara answer questions from a lovelorn Brit, a man who wants to donate his gently used sex toys, and a woman with a stunning follow up to a question Sara answered years ago.

Episode 26: Belladonna I Love You

25:32 | May 7th, 2015

Sara and Marcus discuss their recent excursion to the Fleshbot Awards, plus a listener informs us of a disturbing literary trend.

Episode 25: Dinner Party!

40:49 | May 7th, 2015

Sara and Marcus discuss how to throw a dinner party for disgusting people and answer a question about interracial dating.

Episode 24: Jaguars!

35:01 | May 7th, 2015

This week, Sara and Marcus discuss proper strip club etiquette, help out a closeted gay teen in need, and carefully give advice on how to broach the subject of a threesome.

Episode 23: The Icy Pedestal

46:10 | May 7th, 2015

On today's Sex and Other Human Activities, Marcus and Sara give advice to a girl looking to lose her v-card in the harsh environs of NYC.

Episode: 22 Vagina Christmas

44:08 | May 7th, 2015

Vaginismus! It's a real thing, and a real problem for one of Sara and Marcus' listeners. Tune in to hear the duo try to solve our boy's (or should we say, his lady's) problems.

Episode 21: Cuts, Sluts, and Secrets

36:24 | May 7th, 2015

Sara and Marcus discuss a woman whose desire for a more exciting sex life is overshadowed by a bigger problem and give advice to a young lady in need.

Episode 20: (Possible) Sleazeballs

30:35 | May 7th, 2015

Sara and Marcus answer queries from a teenager who may or may not have racist parents and a butch lesbian who is curious about the cock and the ways to go about gettin' some!

Episode 19: The Lady Returns!

47:33 | May 7th, 2015

Sara's back and ready to talk about her recent absence from the podcast world and the reasons behind it all. In addition to that and on a less serious note, Marcus's new medication is cutting in to his boner time. Curses!

Episode 18: Depressed and Horny

53:34 | May 7th, 2015

Sara and Marcus are horny and depressed--two things that go together like your mom and apple pie! Plus, reader mail!

Episode 17: Pregnancy - The Worst STD

33:43 | May 7th, 2015

On this episode, Sara and Marcus give advice to a man whose pregnant wife won't touch him, we answer our very first Turkish email, and Sara's brother schools us on the homo history of the Revolutionary War.

Episode 16: Live at the Cave Comedy Radio Launch Party!

16:15 | May 7th, 2015

On our first live mini-episode, butt talk! Plus we answer a weird beetle woman question and discuss rape fantasies!

Episode 15: Wait!

36:18 | May 7th, 2015

A guy's wife comes out, and his first thought is how he's going to start dating while they still live together with their kids? Marcus and Sara call bullshit.

Episode 14: Gay Love!

52:03 | May 7th, 2015

Sara and Marcus welcome tall comedian and co-host of Abe Lincoln's Top Hat, Ben Kissel. Plus, gay love! Xoxo

Episode 13: Frustration!

26:50 | May 7th, 2015

Brilliant comedian Matt McCarthy stops by to help Marcus and Sara tell a chronic homewrecker dude that he needs to stop humping married ladies!

Episode 12: Love and War

51:14 | May 7th, 2015

Sara and Marcus welcome humorist Mike Sacks and their old friend Benari to discuss sex and disabilities, booze, war, and other important stuff. And it’s funny!

Episode 11: No, She's Mine!

50:19 | May 7th, 2015

Two ex-dope addicted sex workers in love (not Sara and Marcus) need boner help. Plus, Marcus and Sara have their first fight, and it’s about a GIRL.

Episode 10: Afghanitastic!

1:07:07 | May 7th, 2015

A soldier stops by before deploying to Afghanistan and favors Sara and Marcus with some sex advice. Marcus is in a drought, and Sara wants to bone all the Doctors. Write us a review on iTunes, why doncha?

Episode 9: Dildos and Clay

1:01:46 | May 7th, 2015

Sara and Marcus play with dildos and clay. Plus, YOUR queries answered!

Episode 8: Hot Young Virgins and Creepy Old Dudes

39:55 | May 7th, 2015

Sara and Marcus give sexy answers to questions about hot young virgins, creepy old dudes, and more.

Episode 7: A Different Kind of Squirt with Jake Fogelnest

1:05:01 | May 7th, 2015

Sara’s 7th grade TV crush grew up to be a radio star and one of NYC’s coolest young gents. Jake Fogelnest joins us in studio to talk about fucking, rocking out, and staying friends with your ex. Plus, we solve listeners’ problems!

Episode 6: Breakups, BSG, and Doctor Who

53:08 | May 7th, 2015

Sara’s ex blogged about their breakup. Plus, Marcus and Sara cry about Doctor Who and Battlestar Galactica. No, seriously.

Episode 5: Hot Flirting and Bad Etiquette

1:02:04 | May 7th, 2015

Sara and Marcus deal with triflin’-ass hoez. Plus, hot tips for flirty gals, and listener mail!

Episode 4: One Night Stands (And Their Consequences)

1:16:04 | May 7th, 2015

Sara Benincasa and Marcus Parks discuss the darker side of the one night stand. Plus, a man with a Bible yells at Sara outside Planned Parenthood and Marcus has a bloody great first time!

Episode 3: We Hate Handjobs

58:33 | May 7th, 2015

We hate handjobs! Plus, Sara fucks up her unemployment benefits.

Episode 2: Co-Worker Lovin'

51:11 | May 7th, 2015

Sexy producer-boy Marcus Parks and I explain how to shtup your coworkers. Plus, a listener needs advice on life after art school.

Episode 1: It Has Begun!

39:44 | May 7th, 2015

I’m so excited to introduce my new weekly podcast, Sex and Other Human Activities! Each week, the handsome and dashing Marcus Parks and I delve deep into one sexual activity and one other human activity. To kick off the festivities, we’re talking Sol...Show More