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No Such Thing As A Fish

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A podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show huddle around a microphone and discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray...Show More
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Episode 244: No Such Thing As A Fishman

1:16:34 | Nov 23rd, 2018

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Stephen Fry discuss frogs with regional accents, Canada's official tagline, and streaking in museums.
Episode 206: No Such Thing As A Pig In Court

44:54 | Mar 2nd, 2018

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Victorian fern mania, why stripes are a fashion crime and ice golf championships.
Episode 213: No Such Thing As Panda Gladiators

46:34 | Apr 20th, 2018

Live from Reading, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's first waterskier, Harvard for pandas, and the the record-holding mat holder called Matt Hand.
Episode 184: No Such Thing As Dinosaur Diaries

42:09 | Sep 29th, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snakes that eat snakes, mathematical street performers, and the celebrity most likely to give you a virus.
Episode 282: No Such Thing As A Bored Shrew

43:32 | Aug 16th

Live from Copenhagen, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss Bjorn Borg's karate-tennis instructor, singing teachers for canaries, and what happens when a shrew gets brain-freeze.
Episode 281: No Such Thing As A Chatty Cow

43:48 | Aug 9th

Live from Amsterdam, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss how to clean warship guns, the anti-Valentine's march, and interviewing a cow.
Episode 280: No Such Thing As Permanently Latvian Beer

44:21 | Aug 2nd

Live from Oslo, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss medically-induced drunkenness, how to avoid being eaten by wolves on holiday, and what happens if you go clubbing with millipedes.
Episode 279: No Such Thing As A Backflipping Doctor

43:21 | Jul 26th

Live from Berlin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss chicken lifeguards, carrot concrete and the most-signed birthday card in history.
No Such Thing As A Herring-Okapi Hybrid

52:07 | Jul 19th

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Richard Herring discuss Hitler's feet, greeting hyenas and George III in a house on fire.
Episode 277: No Such Thing As An Elephant Polo Rider In A Sombrero

40:58 | Jul 12th

Swedish cyborgs, swimming pools for horses, and self-destructing Game Of Thrones scripts.
Episode 276: No Such Thing As A Ninja With A Cat

41:49 | Jul 5th

Ninja snorkelling, Spiderman's fall from a traffic light, and waiting at a train station for 120 years.
Episode 275: No Such Thing As A Squashed Microbe

51:20 | Jun 28th

Lethal hippopotamus poo, ice cream-making warplanes, and how to avoid upsetting microbes.
Episode 274: No Such Thing As A Polite Baby

44:50 | Jun 21st

Japanese musical floorboards, how much meat is in a Pepperami, and where you'll find the rudest babies.
Episode 273: No Such Thing As A Scuba Diver Covered With Meat

40:21 | Jun 14th

Urine-tasting, relocating entire buildings and the thing that's more painful to tread on than fire.
Episode 272: No Such Thing As A Non-Judgemental Herring

45:35 | Jun 7th

The world's most fashionable accountant, disapproval-based herring migration, and the invention of veganism.
Episode 271: No Such Thing As A Safe Robot

39:24 | May 31st

Underwater dog treadmills, hitchhiking robots, and the late, late Elizabeth Taylor.
Episode 270: No Such Thing As BIG SHERLOCK HOLMES

43:41 | May 24th

Mona Lisa's wandering eye, coffee cups that grow on trees, and ancient Roman earlobe specialists.
Episode 269: No Such Thing As Singing The Sport

39:33 | May 17th

Live from Salford, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss canine height restrictions, finch bite quotients, and the Manchester Of The East.
Episode 268: No Such Thing As Welsh Guinness

48:19 | May 10th

Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss miniature miniature trains, bees in mourning, and unholy transplants.
Episode 267: No Such Thing As Mission Impossible For Slugs

38:04 | May 3rd

Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss superglued frogs, how to get into an Ancient Turkish house, and the Oscar won by nobody.
Episode 266: No Such Thing As An Innocent Pisces Sign

42:47 | Apr 26th

Live from Cardiff, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Comic Sans engravings, nut products with no nuts, and transient jellyfish anuses.
Episode 265: No Such Thing As A Hole In The Bowl

41:16 | Apr 19th

Live from Redruth, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss Disney-themed punishment, grandfather clocks, and George Eliot's massive right hand.
Episode 264: No Such Thing As Bikes In Space

36:48 | Apr 12th

Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss live scarecrows, the first ever caravan holiday, and the billionaire with only three things to say.
Episode 263: No Such Thing As Millipede Lipbalm

38:11 | Apr 5th

Live from Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss silk-spinning goats, the invention of the scooter, and millipede PR problems.
Episode 262: No Such Thing As A Man In A Wine Bottle

39:01 | Mar 29th

Live from the Eventim Apollo in Hammersmith, Dan, James. Anna and Andy discuss time-travelling swordfish, the actor who reviewed his own plays, and Waddington's cattle semen trading board game.
Episode 261: No Such Thing As A Chocolate Train

39:42 | Mar 22nd

Live from Uffculme, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chocolate gramophones, licking your own forehead and Icelandic sheep dating.
Episode 260: No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage

35:35 | Mar 15th

Live from Aberdeen, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the banning of sliced bread, broken turtle penises and muscly bums.Episode 260 - No Such Thing As A Giant War Sausage
Episode 259: No Such Thing As Flyagra

40:40 | Mar 8th

Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Andrew and Anna discuss fly dating, 69ing on American roadways, and predicting the future with asparagus
Episode 258: No Such Thing As A Brutally Honest Yoga Mat

47:26 | Mar 1st

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss plumbing detectives, guinea pigs in the freezer, and the Head of Cybersecurity who's never used a computer.
Episode 257: No Such Thing As A Squilkman

39:34 | Feb 22nd

Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss kissing hedgehogs, the time on Saturn, and competitive ploughing.
Episode 256: No Such Thing As A Puddle Photographer

43:15 | Feb 15th

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss flirty cuttlefish, rooster beer and the best weather for starting a business.
Episode 255: No Such Thing as a Bouncy Asteroid

46:52 | Feb 8th

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss skimming meteors, snowy bacteria, and incorrectly formatted declarations of war.
Episode 254: No Such Thing As A Toilet In The Car

38:34 | Feb 1st

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss gingerbread in the toilet, the invention of wing mirrors, and silent movie bags.
Episode 253: No Such Thing As Dolphins At The United Nations

45:01 | Jan 25th

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss talking NASA dolphins, Robert Louis Stevenson's death and how any parents have a favourite child.
Episode 252: No Such Thing As The Shark Tooth Fairy

43:41 | Jan 18th

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss baby sharks, bankrupt lottery winners, and the city where the streets are paved with used toilet paper.
Episode 251: No Such Thing As An Accidental George

46:28 | Jan 11th

Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss undercover restaurant reviewers, weightlifting cockroaches, and what to pack for a trip on the Orient Express.
Episode 250: No Such Thing As The Mysterious Chamber

45:23 | Jan 4th

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss demolishing the Great Pyramid of Giza, with the WWF logo is a panda, and psychopathic teenage angst.
Episode 249: No Such Thing As A Pint Of Wine

37:58 | Dec 28th, 2018

A compilation of the best deleted bits from the last year of Fish. Happy New Year!
Merry Christmas from Dan, James, Anna and Andy

42:21 | Dec 25th, 2018

Merry Christmas! Here's a bonus extract from the The Audiobook of The Year 2018, available to download. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for more.
Episode 248: No Such Thing As The Shatner Bunny

49:16 | Dec 21st, 2018

Live from Union Chapel, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the world's oldest krill, the £20 million bed, and the Christmas decorations that go up in September.
Episode 247: No Such Thing As Footprints On The Sea

46:08 | Dec 14th, 2018

Anna, James, Andy and Ed discuss whistling oysters, Captain Cook's goat, and King Lear's happy ending.
Episode 246: No Such Thing As The Worm Revolution

52:53 | Dec 7th, 2018

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Royal Anagrammist, the man from M.O.U.L.D, and Darwin's publisher's not-so-helpful notes.
Episode 245: No Such Thing As The Very Sexy Caterpillar

41:49 | Nov 30th, 2018

Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force made up of criminals, why mice walk so loudly, and the world's first crossword.
Episode 243: No Such Thing As Jean-Paul Sartre's Crabs

55:26 | Nov 16th, 2018

Live from the Union Chapel in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail backpacks, the band from space, and Alexander Graham Bell's talking dog.
Episode 242: No Such Thing As The Ancient Monty Python Dynasty

55:33 | Nov 9th, 2018

Live from York, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss scaring moths out of the sky, Sir Walter Raleigh's improv act, and why a robot would say 'poop'.
Episode 241: No Such Thing As Tom Cruise In A Manger

51:17 | Nov 1st, 2018

Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Nativity with celebrities, giraffes with asthma, and chucking hospital patients into a bush.
Episode 240: No Such Thing As An Easy Tweet

57:24 | Oct 26th, 2018

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Maxïmo Park frontman Paul Smith discuss banned bananas, earthquake-sensing belts, and the Great Lost Massive Toilet Of London.
Episode 239: No Such Thing As The Queen Maaaaaaary

38:19 | Oct 19th, 2018

Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss why wombats have the best bums, how to build an extension on a cruise liner and Who Do You Think You Are?'s rejected celebrities.
Episode 238: No Such Thing As A Low Sofa

41:06 | Oct 12th, 2018

Dan, Andy, Anna and Anne discuss the world's worst poetry recital, where all the world's hazelnuts go, and the first ever advert on Channel 5.
Episode 237: No Such Thing As A Closed-Minded Tortoise

45:03 | Oct 5th, 2018

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facial recognition for chickens, the whales older than Moby Dick, and the European Space Agency's rockin' sound system.
Episode 236: No Such Thing As A Brie Sculpture

48:47 | Sep 28th, 2018

Anna, James, Andy and special guest Alex Edelman discuss illegal canoe practices, the funniest poo joke in history and Henry VIII's favourite pudding.
Episode 235: No Such Thing As Trousers For Spiders

45:11 | Sep 21st, 2018

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to make spiders less scary, the oldest message in a bottle, and unusual features of the Mastermind chair.
Episode 234: No Such Thing As The Lemur Police

51:53 | Sep 14th, 2018

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss earwax grubs, armadillo sex and selfies with sunflowers.
Episode 233: No Such Thing As A Sexy Question Mark

55:36 | Sep 7th, 2018

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Beefeaters' birthdays, Roman ice and metal umlauts.
Episode 232: No Such Thing As A Seven Foot Bond

40:04 | Aug 31st, 2018

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spiders with eyeliner, biblical teeth gnashing, and the sumo wrestler with silicone in his scalp.
Episode 231: No Such Thing As A 24-Minute Podcast

27:09 | Aug 24th, 2018

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss the first ever stripper to jump out of a cake, the Queen of Sweden's business cards, and why holding your breath underwater is cheating.
Episode 230: No Such Thing As Tinder For Sloths

39:36 | Aug 17th, 2018

Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how the Macarena could save your life, the secret penis code in the Bayeux Tapestry, and the one thing more painful than childbirth (for sloths).
Episode 229: No Such Thing As The Great Modesto

42:42 | Aug 10th, 2018

Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss gold in the sewers, Robert Burn's homemade ink, and why Sweden's highest point isn't any more.
Episode 228: No Such Thing As Seatbelts On Your Sofa

34:36 | Aug 3rd, 2018

Not live and not from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss indoor hot air balloon shows, McBaseball and what you'll find inside a giraffe's armpit.
Episode 227: No Such Thing As A More Ambitious Crossover Event In History

52:30 | Jul 27th, 2018

Live (partly at least) from the Wellington Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss how to birth a lamb, the most niche Netflix categories, and Elton John's travel arrangements.
Episode 226: No Such Thing As A Turtle Painting The Ceiling

49:36 | Jul 20th, 2018

Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss painting pants on portraits, why Moscow's politicians don't kiss each other, and how often men really think about sex.
Episode 225: No Such Thing As An Interesting Riddle

51:18 | Jul 13th, 2018

Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss BBC stock orgies, being buried with a chicken and why you might cycle the Olympic marathon.
Episode 224: No Such Thing As Mixed-Species Martial Arts

47:07 | Jul 6th, 2018

Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spider wrestling, policemen dressed as statues, and Ozzy Osbourne's no-so-last tour.
Episode 223: No Such Thing As A Worthless Doorstop

43:47 | Jun 29th, 2018

Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss death by meteorite, the Manhatt-ant and the downhill history of the slinky.
Episode 222: No Such Thing As A Warmongering Pigeon

44:42 | Jun 22nd, 2018

Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss superloud fish sex, taxiing to a war zone and why these facts probably aren't true.
Episode 221: No Such Thing As A Fully Carpeted Country

36:15 | Jun 14th, 2018

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Alan Davies discuss the street value of football sticker albums, anti-diving shin pads and instructional chat-up pamphlets for Argentinian footballers.
Episode 220: No Such Thing As A Million Dots

47:41 | Jun 8th, 2018

Anna, James, Andy and other James discuss bouliganism, flying on Titan, and tiny, tiny wasps.Episode 220 - No Such Thing As A Million Dots
Episode 219: No Such Thing As Jeremiah Wingdings

46:22 | Jun 1st, 2018

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cosmetic surgery for Fish, how to get the edge in the Tour de France, and competitive typesetting.
Episode 218: No Such Thing As Tennis On The Moon

58:19 | May 25th, 2018

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cavemen living on the moon, Victorian reaction times, and the mystery of The Mystery Of Edwin Drood.
Episode 217: No Such Thing As A Trapezium-Shaped Hankie

40:36 | May 18th, 2018

Live from Liverpool, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bob.com, how to eat an avocado, and what the Ancient Greeks used for toilet paper.
Episode 216: No Such Thing As A Lobster War

39:47 | May 11th, 2018

Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the most annoying man in history, the regretful inventor of the Australian labradoodle, and how lobsters nearly started a war.
Episode 215: No Such Thing As A Chihuahua Dog Sled Team

48:08 | May 4th, 2018

Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the monumental conception of Victor Hugo, when North Korea is the safest place to be, and why you should bring 600 pairs of shoes to a dog sled race.
Episode 214: No Such Thing As A Criminal In A Fabulous Hat

38:11 | Apr 27th, 2018

Dan, James, Andy and special guest Original Elf Molly Oldfield discuss blue whale birthing, ceramic pillows and how to cast for a police line-up.
Episode 212: No Such Thing As A Hipster Pharaoh

46:53 | Apr 13th, 2018

Live from Belfast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss smuggling pasta, the Queen's tri-annual review and the designer chickens of Silicon Valley.
Episode 211: No Such Thing As A Photograph Of A River

50:32 | Apr 6th, 2018

Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss dinner party etiquette for 5-year-olds, ugly American shoes and divorcées falling down the stairs.
Episode 210: No Such Thing As A Sheep's Bedside Table

40:22 | Mar 30th, 2018

Live from Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sheep in a lift, the cocktail-endorsing pope, and why the RAF have banned Tunnocks Teacakes.
Episode 209: No Such Thing As A Sexy Black Hole

44:48 | Mar 23rd, 2018

Live from Glasgow, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss denim arson, and why 1p on the ground isn't worth anything.
Episode 208 - No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief

39:12 | Mar 23rd, 2018

Live from Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss the man with an egg stuck in his mouth, Lost Wife posters and Edward VII's driving-drink.
Episode 208: No Such Thing As A Female Egg Thief

39:12 | Mar 16th, 2018

Live from Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss the man with an egg stuck in his mouth, Lost Wife posters and Edward VII's driving-drink.
Episode 207: No Such Thing As Harry Potter And The Great Overreaction

41:45 | Mar 9th, 2018

Live from Brighton, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss suspended babies, computer-generated sweet nothings, and the man who waters his house every day.
Episode 205: No Such Thing As The Number Six

52:22 | Feb 23rd, 2018

Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss ski lift thefts, the world's largest wine cellar and what would happen if all the bacteria disappeared in the world.
Episode 204: No Such Thing As A Mean Butterfly

44:28 | Feb 16th, 2018

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Great Maple Syrup Robbery, a musical Russian invasion and the great Greek god Doris.
Episode 203: No Such Thing As A Muscular Butterfly

42:00 | Feb 9th, 2018

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the secret Matrix sushi recipes, why our skin doesn't leak and butterfly sperm trickery.
Episode 202: No Such Thing As A Deadly Birthday Cake

46:05 | Feb 2nd, 2018

Live from Coventry, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss trousers for horses, swimming the Atlantic, and why the inventor of basketball was so bad at teaching it.
Episode 201: No Such Thing As Lobsters At The Lobster Festival

55:57 | Jan 26th, 2018

Live from Dunstable, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss King Ferdinand's Orient Express phobia, the giant magnet roaming Glastonbury and Foyle's unorthodox method of wartime shop defence.
Episode 200: No Such Thing As A Jigsaw For The Queen

54:47 | Jan 19th, 2018

Live from Birmingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the squatting Queen impersonator, misplace nuclear launch codes, and the statue in Belgium commemorating Peter the Great's sick.
Episode 199: No Such Thing As An Heroic Fire-Goat

41:48 | Jan 12th, 2018

Live from Leicester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss meerkats' inside-out bottoms, California's imprisoned firefighters, and the risk of finding a golf ball in your crisps.
Episode 198: No Such Thing As Cleopatra Movie Trivia

52:38 | Jan 6th, 2018

Live from Up The Creek In Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the dead author under the bed, the first ever sports bra, and Poopy the Ambassador.
No Such Thing As Wasted Material 2017

1:21:03 | Dec 29th, 2017

All the outtakes and deleted bits from Fish 2017. Happy In-between-Christmas-and-New-Year-bit!
Merry Fishmas!

39:52 | Dec 25th, 2017

A special Christmas Day extract from the audiobook version of The Book Of The Year.
197: Episode 197: No Such Thing As Eurovision For Christmas Trees

40:56 | Dec 22nd, 2017

A special Christmas episode with Dan, James, Anna and Andy, live from Up The Creek in Greenwich
196: Episode 196: No Such Thing As Faking The Magic Dream

37:46 | Dec 15th, 2017

Live from Wimbledon, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what makes flamingos pink, Cape Canaveral's dialling code, and the secret dream that lets you keep bees in the mountains.
195: Episode 195: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird With A Greggs Steak Bake

38:43 | Dec 8th, 2017

Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna And Andy discuss how much Coke a human-sized hummingbird would drink, the world's first rollercoaster, and American grocery bag-packing competitions.
194: Episode 194: No Such Thing As An Orange Crocodile

38:28 | Dec 1st, 2017

Live from Nottingham, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss green robins, Lenin’s unexpected accent and the Nottingham cheese riots.
193: Episode 193: No Such Thing As Death By Conga

47:07 | Nov 25th, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss testifying in court through a window, the ant nests made of ants, and book the size of postage stamps.
192: Episode 192: No Such Thing As A Restaurant Menu For Hats

44:15 | Nov 17th, 2017

Live from Cardiff, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss listening to the radio with your hat on, the useless mating call of the pumpkin toadlet, and salmon-shaped mountains.
191: Episode 191 - No Such Thing As A Cannibal Squirrel

48:02 | Nov 10th, 2017

Live from Bath, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Calvin Coolidge's robotic horse, the inventor of email, and the language it's easiest to speak while drunk.
190: Episode 190: No Such Thing As A Magic Oven For Chimps

39:17 | Nov 3rd, 2017

Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss British boomerangs, primate rock-paper-scissors, and why the Catalans are so anti-cat.
189: Episode 189: No Such Thing As A Meringue-Utan

35:00 | Nov 1st, 2017

Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Queen's nickname, the man beaten in a marathon by a tumble dryer, and the anus that is Making America Great Again.
188: Episode 188: No Such Thing As A Mouth-Propelled Grenade Launcher

38:40 | Oct 27th, 2017

Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Mo Farah's only Guinness World Record, what's inside a Kit Kat, and how hamsters arrived in the UK.
187: Episode 187: No Such Thing As An Ant On Its Gap Year

42:21 | Oct 20th, 2017

Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss how to get ants drunk, the stolen cities in China, and The Sound Of Julie Andrews Being Blown Over By A Helicopter.
186: Episode 186: No Such Thing As Russian Hacking in the Cockroach Election

32:18 | Oct 13th, 2017

Anna, James, Andy and Alice discuss portable bridges, sneeze-based votes, and why you can't detect magnets with your mind.
Episode 185: No Such Thing As Scottish Snow

49:40 | Oct 6th, 2017

Andy, Anna, James and special guest Cariad Lloyd discuss Unity Mitford's BFFs, how planes (don't) cure deafness, and why you shouldn't eat Scottish show.
Episode 183: No Such Thing As A Bouncy Theatre

33:41 | Sep 22nd, 2017

Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss how to drive a submarine, Gainsborough's 6-foot-long paintbrushes, and where 1% of all the world's wood goes.
Episode 182: No Such Thing As An Auction For Auction School

33:30 | Sep 15th, 2017

Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Jason Hazeley discuss the British Lawnmover Museum, questionnaires for narcissists, how Christie's auctioneers get over their nerves.
Episode 181: No Such Thing As A Shark Vending Machine

36:32 | Sep 8th, 2017

Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss Spielberg's Great White Turd, maverick train carriages and how bird always know when they're in Aberdeen.
Episode 180: No Such Thing As Playing Snake On A Plane

33:45 | Sep 1st, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss Hitler's Beatles cameo, how lobsters fly, and the most surprising place to find John Goodman.
Episode 179: No Such Thing As Stare-Boxing

33:16 | Aug 25th, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss mail-order portraits, the first ever Encyclopaedia Britannica, and the country with only five star hotels.
Episode 178: No Such Thing As A Cup Full Of Nessie

44:17 | Aug 18th, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your amazing expanding liver, the land of ex-presidents, and scientists disguised as mooses...or is that meese?
Episode 177: No Such Thing As A Barking Spy

43:17 | Aug 11th, 2017

Live from the Wilderness Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the invention of crowd barriers, bombs that lecture their victims, and Volkswagen's biggest product [hint: it's not cars].
Episode 176: No Such Thing As A Communist Caterpillar

40:45 | Aug 4th, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss vomiting caterpillars, quarantined chocolate, and Russian news that's literally stored in the cloud.
Episode 175: No Such Thing As A Rice Krispie With Feelings

46:59 | Jul 28th, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss expert plastic sushi artists, the world's first bendy straws, and how fake dog noses help detect bombs.
Episode 174: No Such Thing As A Manta Ray

45:12 | Jul 21st, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss competitive tongue injuring, the popemobile for hire and Bogotan traffic mimes.
Episode 173: No Such Thing As Symphony For Sizzurp In D Minor

44:47 | Jul 14th, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss weather-forecasting rainbows, Mexico's artistic tax policy and the mandatory Big Book of Tennis Rules.
Episode 172: No Such Thing As A Cat-a-Cops Cartoon

53:36 | Jul 7th, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the police force for dead people, Indonesia's KFC CDs and Chinese mistress-dispellers.
Episode 171: No Such Thing As A Half-Ape Vampire

42:09 | Jun 30th, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the man behind human chess, Agatha Christie's untranslatable book and deceitful camemberts.
Episode 170: No Such Thing As A Love Potion For A Vole

44:00 | Jun 23rd, 2017

Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss stinking ice, smart seeds and the world's greatest fly swatters.
Episode 169: No Such Thing As Constantly Awake Beauty

41:11 | Jun 16th, 2017

Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss synchronised blinking, the ants the size of foxes, and nocturnal apple-counting robots.
Episode 168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead

41:17 | Jun 9th, 2017

In a special episode covering the 2017 general election, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss policies regarding yetis, the underwater constituency, and (of course) the election in Kenya.
Episode 167: No Such Thing As Milk From A Yak

44:11 | Jun 2nd, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the growing Tibetan butter sculpting crisis, how to email a tree, and what to do with the world's hottest chilli (hint: don't eat it).
Episode 166: No Such Thing As A Courgette In Your Ear

46:38 | May 26th, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss chicken egg orientation, drawing on your ear drums, and the Georgian garden of celebrity trees.
Episode 165: No Such Thing As A Spider The Size Of A Sheep

33:20 | May 19th, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Wright brothers’ first flight, China’s latest speed limits, and why poo on a table may be further away than it appears.
Episode 164: No Such Thing As A Poo Powered Plane

47:50 | May 11th, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss second-hand spacesuits, Jeremy Corbyn's luxuriant beard, and North Korea's flying taxi service.
Episode 163: No Such Thing As Too Fast For A Fish

53:47 | May 5th, 2017

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest John Hodgman discuss draining the sea, why the Titanic really sunk, and how most of Britain isn't really in Britain.
Episode 162: No Such Thing As Catastrophic Shoelaces

49:17 | Apr 28th, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the problem with HMS Victory, the science behind shoelaces and the age-old question of hobnob production.
Episode 161: No Such Thing As A Magic Donkey

40:40 | Apr 21st, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever lie detector, a robotic Cleopatra and the world's largest exporter of false teeth.
Episode 160: No Such Thing As A Sausage Jacuzzi

46:48 | Apr 13th, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss snail spas, the world's largest porch swings, and the least practical way to wash clothes.
Episode 159: No Such Thing As An Edible Jockey

40:05 | Apr 7th, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss falcon sex caps, a 73-year-old superhuman swimmer, and the morning routine of a seahorse.
Episode 158: No Such Thing As A Weasel's Fridge

46:40 | Mar 31st, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the intricacies of Indian washing machines, ghost-hunting in GCHQ and why ferret racing is such a snooze-fest.
Episode 157:No Such Thing As High-Fiving The Beatles

43:27 | Mar 24th, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the first ever high-five, an iceberg storage facility in Antarctica and how to put make-up on in space.
Episode 156: No Such Thing As A Limited Edition

40:55 | Mar 17th, 2017

Dan, Anna, Andy and special guest Dr Erica McAlister discuss sperm whale-sized sperm, real-life Home Alone security measures, and why you've never really heard Churchill's famous speeches.
Episode 155: No Such Thing As Hurricane Schmurricane

39:33 | Mar 10th, 2017

Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich to celebrate the third birthday of the podcast, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the weirdest storm name suggestions, President Johnson's johnson shower and the Old People Forecast
Episode 154: No Such Thing As A Submarine Shepherd

43:00 | Mar 3rd, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the UK's noisiest warships, how glow-worms go fishing and what happened to the world's first cannabis smokers.
Episode 153: No Such Thing As Mulled Wine At The Dawn Of Time

40:20 | Feb 24th, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aphrodisiac sorbet, non-flammable newspapers and the world's Scilliest soccer teams.
Episode 152: No Such Thing As A Sleepover With Lions

44:47 | Feb 17th, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss self-consuming breasts, eating lions' leftovers, and why we're thirty seconds closer to the end of the world.
Episode 151: No Such Thing As A Komodo Dragon Restaurant

38:32 | Feb 10th, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss garlic-flavoured chocolate bars, Komodo dragon puberty and and why you don't want to french kiss a frog.
Episode 150: No Such Thing As A Helium Filled Pufferfish

39:42 | Feb 3rd, 2017

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the bits of Earth on the Moon, venom-swiping slugs, and when Mount Rushmore will finally be finished.
Episode 149: No Such Thing As The Train King Of Europe

36:59 | Jan 27th, 2017

Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss boot camp for trains, celebrity camels, and why Shell send sea shells back to the sea shore.
Episode 148: No Such Thing As A Plummeting Moose

30:33 | Jan 20th, 2017

Andy, James, Anna and Alex discuss helicopter dung attacks, Sesame Street's Donald Trump and the best way to cover the smell of urine.
Episode 147: No Such Thing As Burrito Party Boy

39:31 | Jan 13th, 2017

Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss the unluckiest politician in the world, the elephant on the River Thames, and the best way of getting invited to Buckingham Palace.
Episode 146: No Such Thing As A Queen Orca

50:02 | Jan 6th, 2017

Dan, James, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss sympathetic pregnancy, the world's most famous umbrellas and the surprisingly romantic life of coral.
No Such Thing As A Fish - Extra Bits

34:43 | Dec 30th, 2016

A compilation episodes of bits there weren't time for in the 2016 episodes of No Such Thing As A Fish. Happy New Year!
Episode 145: No Such Thing as E.T. Part Three

32:09 | Dec 23rd, 2016

A Christmas compilation episode in which Dan, James, Anna and Andy take facts from the audiences of Fish's spin-off topical news show No Such Thing As The News.
Episode 144: No Such Thing As Garlic Superman

36:02 | Dec 16th, 2016

Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss historical ham sandwiches, edible passwords and why Jupiter is shrinking.
Episode 143: No Such Thing As Chariots in Space

33:33 | Dec 9th, 2016

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss placebo pharmacies, Britain's 17th century space program, and the robot that cheats at Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Episode 142 : No Such Thing As Edward Binbag-Hands

35:34 | Dec 2nd, 2016

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aeroplane-chasing bumblebees, spiky penises, and the weighing scales in the Oval Office.
Episode 141: No Such Thing As Ancient Roman Pictionary

44:45 | Nov 25th, 2016

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the wisdom of Wisden, life in an elephant's footprint and why to strive for that 'classic poo look'.
Episode 140: No Such Thing As Books For Pirate-Children

44:56 | Nov 18th, 2016

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ancient greek bathtubs, badgers on submarines and the logistics of Santa's Naughty and Nice List.
Episode 139: No Such Thing As A Lobster Nappy

38:47 | Nov 12th, 2016

Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Evel Knievel's jail time, the complete history of turtle soup, and a telescope too big to use.
Episode 138: No Such Thing As Fluff Island

39:47 | Nov 4th, 2016

Andy, Anna, Alex and special guest Ed Brooke-Hitching discuss left-handed snails, non-existent islands and the White House press-pit-swimming-pool.
Episode 137: No Such Thing As Churchill's Secret Parrot

41:50 | Oct 28th, 2016

Andy, Anna, James and Anne discuss Coca Cola copycat companies, places where compasses don't work and the dangers of farting on a plane.
Episode 136: No Such Thing As A Wolf Diving For Clams

39:27 | Oct 21st, 2016

Anna, Andy, Piers Fletcher and Justin Pollard discuss Samuel Pepys's porn stash, boiling swimming pools and a sixty-year-long life hack to owning beachfront property.
Episode 135: No Such Thing As Queen Of Clean, The Sausage Machine

44:01 | Oct 14th, 2016

Dan, Anna, Andy and Alex discuss animal babysitters, supermarket laser tag, and the best party in the history of the world.
Episode 134: No Such Thing As Sauce For The King Of Sweden

37:26 | Oct 7th, 2016

Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss virtual grouse shooting, stolen Van Gogh paintings and what happens after you win a Nobel Prize.
Episode 133: No Such Thing As Paranoid Ants

38:13 | Sep 30th, 2016

Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants in frogs, upside-down perception, and the best way to watch a presidential debate.
Episode 132: No Such Thing As A Creepy Weather Forecaster

47:12 | Sep 23rd, 2016

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss computer-playing cars, fratricidal kookaburras and what paper was first used for.
Episode 131: No Such Thing As Walking The Life Jacket

43:31 | Sep 16th, 2016

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss duct tape for ducks, duck tape for ducts, Duck duct tape and ducks in ducts. And ducts.
Episode 130: No Such Thing As Train Jam

40:18 | Sep 9th, 2016

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss toe wrestling championships, the ghost of Arthur Conan Doyle, and trains armed with lasers.
Episode 129: No Such Thing As Jack The Stripper

37:00 | Sep 2nd, 2016

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hummingbird capes, spacesuits for ants, and the origin of the ballpoint pen.
Episode 128: No Such Thing As A Million Dollar Bill

37:12 | Aug 26th, 2016

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss glow-in-the-dark fungi, presidential putters and reasons for spying your neighbours.
Episode 127: No Such Thing As 'Carry On Colliding'

33:37 | Aug 19th, 2016

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss man-made earthquakes, the world's least favourite font, and how this episode will end up on the moon.
Episode 126: No Such Thing As A Boy Called Blclintn

36:16 | Aug 12th, 2016

Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss literal sexual magnetism, Olympic races for old ladies, and all the children named after Tony Blair.
Episode 125: No Such Thing As An Upside-Down Grand Prix

33:43 | Aug 5th, 2016

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss forte-pianos, spring-loaded hairstyles, and the not-so-gentle lemur.
Episode 124: No Such Thing As A Screaming Scream

34:44 | Jul 29th, 2016

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss railroad glow worms, Marx & Spencer, and kangaroos on trampolines.
Episode 123 - No Such Thing As A Molten Lava Football Pitch

36:39 | Jul 22nd, 2016

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss synchronised heartbeats, how to barbecue with lava, and the people who only read Playboy for the articles.
Episode 122 - No Such Thing As A Sticky Shell Spoon

37:07 | Jul 15th, 2016

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss holey spoons, the speed of snow and how to get more milk from a cow.
Episode 121: No Such Thing As The Sword In The Carbon Fibre

35:09 | Jul 8th, 2016

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wood-sucking catfish, wizard prison, and Ancient Egyptian butchers.
Episode 120: No Such Thing As HMS Kevin

36:30 | Jul 1st, 2016

Live from the Udderbelly Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss houses made for burgling, flimsy warships and graffiti in the sky.
Episode 119: No Such Thing As 4D Surgery

32:17 | Jun 24th, 2016

Dan, Anna, Andy and Steve Colgan discuss cage-reading, pigeons versus dinosaurs, and the schoolgirl spy from Devon.
Episode 118: No Such Thing As Dinner On A Spider

42:39 | Jun 16th, 2016

This week Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wristwatch thermometers, cheat codes for lifts, and glow-in-the-dark vomit.
Episode 117: No Such Thing As Dr No Teeth

41:18 | Jun 9th, 2016

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Tim Minchin discuss performing racoons, blue hailstones, and the giant that provides constipation relief.
Episode 116: No Such Thing As Notting Mountain

45:28 | Jun 2nd, 2016

Dan, James, Anna and Alex discuss prehistoric butterflies, secret power stations, and Buddhist robots.
Episode 115: No Such Thing As A Hummingbird Pilot

41:15 | May 26th, 2016

Anna, James, Andy and Anne discuss alarm clocks in space, ripped-off national anthems and crows holding grudges.
Episode 114: No Such Thing As A Tantrump

33:35 | May 19th, 2016

Live from Up The Creek in Greenwich, and filmed as a pilot episode for QI's new BBC TV series No Such Thing As The News, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss elephant polo, robots replacing Royals, and everything that hasn't been discovered yet.
Episode 113: No Such Thing As A Flycycle

45:35 | May 13th, 2016

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss underwater tailors, the overlord of all emojis, and the alphabet of the future.
Episode 112: No Such Thing As A Lego Aircraft Carrier

36:31 | May 6th, 2016

Live from Edinburgh, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss jet plane catapults, the Hemline Index, and the world’s most expensive toilet paper.
Episode 111: No Such Thing As Snappedy Chat

39:25 | Apr 29th, 2016

Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss personalised number plates, political sexting and the Queen's weirdest birthday presents.
Episode 110: No Such Thing As A Dull Post Box

36:00 | Apr 22nd, 2016

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Sara Pascoe discuss underwater postboxes, easily distracted hijackers and the Disney film all about menstruation.
Episode 109: No Such Thing As A Speared Shrimp

35:16 | Apr 15th, 2016

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Belgian horseback fishing, flattop mountains and the world's first newspaper.
Episode 108: No Such Thing As Samurai Olaf

40:43 | Apr 8th, 2016

Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss killer shrimps, poo-based space food, and handsome Japanese tear-wipers for hire.
Episode 107: No Such Thing As Gorillas On The Beach

39:28 | Apr 1st, 2016

Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss spagnostic pastafarians, mystery pool pooers and the world's first speech bubble.
Episode 106: No Such Thing As A Six-Tier Japanese Human Pyramid

35:56 | Mar 25th, 2016

Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss colour-changing animals, caffeinated mushrooms and fashionable hay fever.
Episode 105: No Such Thing As Pancakes For Perverts

33:31 | Mar 18th, 2016

Live from Newport, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tweeting chickens, litigious hyenas and peer-reviewed romantic comedies.
Episode 104: No Such Thing As A Herd Of Koalas

34:28 | Mar 11th, 2016

Live from Dave's Leicester Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss meteorwrongs, avian arsonists and the Norman Conquest of America.
Episode 103: No Such Thing As A Boa Constructor

33:44 | Mar 4th, 2016

Live from City Varieties in Leeds, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss glass delusion, useful sphincters, and six foot tall otters.
Episode 102: No Such Thing As A Water Mortar

30:29 | Feb 26th, 2016

Live from the Gulbenkian theatre in Canterbury, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss silly string, arrows in the air, frightened marmosets and the battle of the keyboards.
Episode 101: No Such Thing As A Giant Robot Michael Jackson

34:59 | Feb 18th, 2016

Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss hedgehogs climbing walls, robots roaming deserts and cows wearing bras.
Episode 100: No Such Thing As A Zillion And One

43:31 | Feb 12th, 2016

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Corey Taylor discuss noisy silent discos, squid holograms, and a trillion seconds of porridge for breakfast.
Episode 99: No Such Thing As Bread Civilians

36:52 | Feb 5th, 2016

Live from the Birmingham mac theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sexy robots, samurai hairdressers and the world's oldest drive-through.
Episode 98: No Such Thing As Planet George

36:13 | Jan 29th, 2016

Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Snowmageddon, the most planety planet, and the world's unluckiest lottery winner.
Episode 97: No Such Thing As Andrew Diplodocus Carnegie

36:27 | Jan 22nd, 2016

Dan, James, Andy and special guest Helen Arney discuss the length of a jiffy, accidental sonic booms and totally astounding, gobsmacking and singularly amazing discoveries.
Episode 96: No Such Thing As A Touch Of Worms

36:16 | Jan 15th, 2016

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Chill Pill, Socrates' imaginary friend, and levitating fridges.
Episode 95: No Such Thing As A Millipede Embassy

34:26 | Jan 8th, 2016

Anna, James, Andy and Alex discuss Roman pig-dragons, cross-border sex and walking worms.
Episode 94: No Such Thing As Sexy Mucus Pajamas

35:59 | Jan 1st, 2016

Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss aircraft-building ferrets, yeti custody battles and presidential colonoscopies.
Episode 93: No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenis

35:07 | Dec 25th, 2015

Glad SCHREIBings we bring to you and HARKIN! We wish you a MURRAY Christmas ANNA Happy New Year! In a special festive episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fluffy velociraptors, glass Christmas trees and the oldest turkey in Britain.
Episode 92: No Such Thing As A Frozen Chicken Haunting

38:49 | Dec 18th, 2015

Live from the Up The Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss coughing giraffes, naked Roman ghosts, and why we should stop punching glass.
Episode 91: No Such Thing As Apocalypse 1988

41:21 | Dec 11th, 2015

Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the Double-Cross System, biblical puns, and a week with Willy the worm.
Episode 90: No Such Thing As The Brilliant Billion

53:08 | Dec 4th, 2015

Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss Einstein's twitter account, where water comes from, and The Great Wall Of Sticky Rice.
Episode 89: No Such Thing As Utah Fried Chicken

38:09 | Nov 27th, 2015

Live from The Junction in Cambridge, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss one-tree forests, car-henge, and death-defying ticket inspectors.
Episode 88: No Such Thing As A Moon Sausage Bullet

35:31 | Nov 20th, 2015

Live from the Lyric Theatre in London, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss William Wordsworth's nickname, lettuce grown in space, and Van Gogh's new ear.
No Such Thing As A Fish: The One Show Special

29:07 | Nov 19th, 2015

In this bonus episode recorded in the BBC's The One Show studios, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss huge holes, criminal kestrels and how to park a van on Pluto.
Episode 87: No Such Thing As The Pajama Police

40:40 | Nov 13th, 2015

Live from The North Wall Arts Centre in Oxford, Dan, James Anna and Andy discuss mining for jeans, what Jesus really looked like, and the most famous snail in Britain.
Episode 86: No Such Thing As Ghost Nipples

34:56 | Nov 6th, 2015

Dan, James, Andy and special guest Mark Mason discuss coronation attire, Ancient Egyptian pornography and competitive puddle-jumping.
Episode 85: No Such Thing As Michelangelo's Snowman

34:33 | Oct 30th, 2015

Live from the Brighton Comedy Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss naughty Popes, attractive picnic tables and "fun facts" about hawks.
Episode 84: No Such Thing As A Donkumentary

38:53 | Oct 23rd, 2015

Dan, Andy, Alex and special guest Dr Karl Kruszelnicki discuss dangerous ticks, millennium bugs and a newly discovered Bastard.
Episode 83: No Such Thing As A Flying Sniffer Dog

38:31 | Oct 16th, 2015

Live from the Salford Lowry theatre, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss courageous cats, extreme parking, weird awards and moths' invisibility cloaks.
Episode 82: No Such Thing As A Sentient Iceberg

44:24 | Oct 9th, 2015

Live from Up The Creek Comedy Club, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss ancient lost property offices, the Town Crier World Championships and how to make fire from ice.
Episode 81: No Such Thing As Jellyfish Jelly

26:43 | Oct 2nd, 2015

Anna, James, Alex and Anne discuss glow-in-the-dark animals, Dr Seuss’s secret war films and what happens when you Google something.
Episode 80: No Such Thing As A Mousetrap-Remote-Control

33:28 | Sep 25th, 2015

Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss magnetic ham sandwiches, the original use for bubblewrap, and the world’s first vending machine.
Episode 79: No Such Thing As A Sad High Five

43:11 | Sep 18th, 2015

Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Scrabble's unlikely champion, why you shouldn't pick a fight a hairy frog & all the latest in itch news.
Episode 78: No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair Of Eyes

38:21 | Sep 11th, 2015

Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss trophies for trophies, Napoleon’s favourite food and the original IMDb.
Episode 77: No Such Thing As Pee-Bay

41:43 | Sep 4th, 2015

Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the history of buttons, White House squirrel problems and sewer-powered street lamps.
Episode 76: No Such Thing As Mould Juice

31:53 | Aug 28th, 2015

Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first ever eBay auction, poo-flavoured ice cream, and the what happened to Fleming's mould.
Episode 75: No Such Thing As Diarrhoea Drive

48:33 | Aug 21st, 2015

Live from The Aces and Eights Bar in Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss facts suggested from the audience, including blue margarine, superstrong beetles and car-driving monkey butlers.
Episode 74: No Such Thing As A Computer In The Oval Office

36:02 | Aug 14th, 2015

Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss the early days of MI6, donkeys with WiFi, and the world's only handwritten newspaper.
Episode 73: No Such Thing As A Useless Condom

38:13 | Aug 7th, 2015

Dan, James, Anna and Anne discuss the preparations for D-Day, secret library porn, and cannibalistic cane toads.
Episode 72: No Such Thing As A Bacon Telescope

35:17 | Jul 31st, 2015

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the first pneumatic tubes, photosynthesising sea slugs, and the worst zoo in North Korea.
Episode 71: No Such Thing As A Somersaulting Long Jumper

41:53 | Jul 24th, 2015

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss humans versus horses, where to get new eyelids, and why you should never drink with Alfred Hitchcock.
Episode 70: No Such Thing As A Rat Multiborg

35:50 | Jul 17th, 2015

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the age old debate of ‘Nike’ versus ‘Nikey’, telepathic rats, and 90 super-gripping babies.
Episode 69: No Such Thing As The Pamplona Guinea Pig Run

36:33 | Jul 10th, 2015

Dan, James, Andy and Alex discuss less famous Last Suppers, a guinea pig gynaecologist, and a crime writer who can't read.
Episode 68: No Such Thing As A Friendly Face Fondle

31:23 | Jul 3rd, 2015

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the famous last words, the secrets of flirting, and drinking porridge through a straw.
Episode 67: No Such Thing As The Hoo-Hah Monologues

35:47 | Jun 26th, 2015

Dan, James, Andy and Anne discuss Communist Irish bars, the decline of marvellousness and a quarantine for diseased rocks.
Episode 66: No Such Thing As A Robotic Margaret Atwood

36:32 | Jun 19th, 2015

Dan, James, Andy and Anne discuss the fate of London's bendy buses, lifts with toilets, and century-long book deals.
Episode 65: No Such Thing As A Chickenosaurus

38:08 | Jun 12th, 2015

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss celebrity dinosaurs, beards entering Mexico and the professor of LEGO.
Episode 64: No Such Thing As An Honest Saiga

31:16 | Jun 5th, 2015

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss banana bombs, disappearing lakes and a church for zombies.
Episode 63: No Such Thing As An Anti-German Sock

37:50 | May 29th, 2015

Live from the Hay Literary Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the world's first novel, a Beatle as Gandalf, and the inventor of the television.
Episode 62: No Such Thing As The Ugly Panda

43:14 | May 22nd, 2015

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and special guest Rufus Hound discuss the origin of The Sooty Show, an omelette-cooking tightrope walker, and the shepherds running America.
Episode 61: No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand

46:47 | May 15th, 2015

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Benjamin Franklin's massive bed, knife-wielding referees and the longest movie in the world.
Episode 60: No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement

36:17 | May 8th, 2015

Dan, James, Anna, Andy and QI creator John Lloyd discuss Iceland's last McDonalds burger, the science of ignorance, and sea battles at Sadler's Wells.
Episode 59: No Such Thing As Old Mother Bastard

47:09 | May 1st, 2015

In a special UK General Election episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss animal politicians, saunas in the Sinai desert, and the first 'thing' ever.
Episode 58: No Such Thing As Van Gogh The Elephant

42:38 | Apr 24th, 2015

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss copyrighted bum-slaps, pickpockets with chopsticks, and Louis Armstrong's passion for laxatives.
Episode 57: No Such Thing As A Hoverhorse

38:21 | Apr 17th, 2015

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss supersmog, horses on treadmills and impossible colours.
Episode 56: No Such Thing As A Killer Tomato

42:25 | Apr 10th, 2015

Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss mad NASA projects, WW1 spy tactics, and an old, new enemy to all mankind.
Episode 55: No Such Thing As Samurai Nail Clippers

41:27 | Apr 3rd, 2015

Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss internet for plants, smoke jumpers and super-wet water.
Episode 54: No Such Thing As Domesticated Furniture

39:45 | Mar 27th, 2015

Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss eccentric dinner parties, the most pointless scientific studies and what happens to tattoos when they die.
Episode 53: No Such Thing As A 3000km Tall Statue Of Liberty

43:12 | Mar 20th, 2015

Live at the Soho Theatre, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss X-ray sellotape, the world's oldest chewing gum, and why you should never put Skittles up your nose.
NSTAAF International Factball: South Korea v Ghana

18:23 | Jun 26th, 2014

South Korea v Ghana: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fifteenth and final episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today...Show More
NSTAAF International Factball: Iran v Argentina v Ecuador

21:53 | Jun 25th, 2014

Iran v Argentina v Ecuador: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the fourteenth episode of International Factball - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today in this never-before-trie...Show More
NSTAAF International Factball: Greece v Japan

16:39 | Jun 24th, 2014

Greece v Japan: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the thirteenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Anna Ptaszyns...Show More
NSTAAF International Factball: Australia v Mexico

14:45 | Jun 23rd, 2014

Australia v Mexico: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the twelfth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber...Show More
NSTAAF International Factball: USA v Russia

19:02 | Jun 22nd, 2014

USA v Russia: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the eleventh episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Andrew Hunter Mur...Show More
NSTAAF International Factball: Bosnia v Nigeria

15:48 | Jun 21st, 2014

Bosnia v Nigeria: The QI Elves in association with www.visitengland.com bring you the tenth episode of this No Such Thing As A Fish Factball special - the only football podcast that has absolutely nothing to do with football. Today Dan Schreiber (@s...Show More