The Bitch Bible

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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits....Show More
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How Could I Want More?

1:07:23 | May 1st

Jackie sits down with friend and hair God Justin Anderson to give praise to Jamie Lynn Spears, discuss #freebritney and give constructive criticism to the Real Housewives.
#FreeJackie

45:13 | Apr 23rd

Jackie has a verbal purge and talks about Kim Kardashian becoming a lawyer, Britney Spears conspiracy theories and the dangers of relationships on social media.
Nochella with Heather McDonald

1:01:46 | Apr 16th

Jackie hangs with Heather McDonald to talk Burning Man, marriage and pop culture.
Real Talk with Dorit Kemsley

45:07 | Apr 9th

Jackie visits Beverly Beach to chat with Dorit Kemlsey from the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to talk dog gate, marriage advice and fashion!
Isn't She Lovely!

46:13 | Apr 2nd

Jackie desperately tries to eradicate her previously questionable behavior by giving the world a wholesome (not really), informative (kinda) and intellectual (hard no) update on pop culture, mental health and relationship advice!
Teppanyaki Tears

45:42 | Mar 29th

Jackie talks about literally everything and literally nothing. Fueled only by a solo teppanyaki breakfast, Jackie gives career advice, details on her grandmothers sex life and tips on keeping your marriage SPICY.
A Woman Unhinged

44:48 | Mar 26th

Jackie is back from Australia, jet-lagged and bitchier than ever. She recounts her unlucky flying history, Real Housewives and why Bermuda shorts are for people who have never been to Bermuda.
The Unlikeability Factor

44:02 | Mar 12th

Jackie explains why Kylie Jenner is NOT "self made", why being likeable is the foundation of success; she also celebrates Jennifer Lopez and A-Rod's engagement and reminisces on her days as a questionable camp counselor.
I'm Off The Deep End

43:05 | Mar 5th

Jackie breaks down the Jordyn Woods/ Tristan Thompson tryst, salutes hero Danielle Staub, reminisces on her traumatic Bat Mitzvah decor and performs three impromptu musical performances.
Bitchy Breaking News

41:17 | Feb 26th

Jackie catches us up on all the breaking news stories from this week, finds her cause and makes up with frenemy Gwyneth Paltrow!
The Return of Jax Taylor

52:49 | Feb 19th

Jackie gets "Jaxed" yet again by return guest Jax Taylor who talks wedding planning,  changing his ways and the benefits of weed.
In Margaret Josephs We Trust

43:07 | Feb 12th

Jackie hangs with Margaret Josephs from Real Housewives of New Jersey to talk about the season, marital woes, and how to break up with a toxic friend.
Beacon of Hope with Kristen Doute

1:08:08 | Feb 5th

Jackie sits down with Kristen Doute to talk Vanderpump Rules, Gone Girl hacker tips and to drop some serious truth bombs.
Bitches By Blood

55:01 | Feb 1st

Jackie is joined by her unhinged cousin Jo to prank call her Grandma Gloria, answer listener dilemmas and break down the most polarizing pop culture figures.
The More You Know with Teddi Mellencamp

53:06 | Jan 29th

Jackie and Teddi Mellencamp conduct a passionate analysis on the current Bachelor, peruse Urban Dictionary and chat about the upcoming season of RHOBH!
I Have A Dream...

46:24 | Jan 22nd

Jackie expresses her deep love for Martin Luther King Jr, explains why everyone needs to back off Ariana Grande and shares some misguided tips on self love.
Everything Iconic

52:07 | Jan 15th

Jackie explores her inner gay man with friend Danny Pellegrino as they do a major pop culture deep dive.
New Year, Same Bitch

51:12 | Jan 8th

Jackie greets 2019 with the same morally flexibility of years prior. She breaks down the post holiday blues, her friendship with Taylor Swift, the Golden Globes and why sending 160,000 text messages to a guy is totally normal!
XMAS SPECTACULAR WITH STASSI SCHROEDER

1:01:05 | Dec 25th, 2018

Jackie celebrates with friend Stassi Schroeder and talks holidays, wedding plans, Vanderpump Rules and a bunch of other stuff they both can't remember.
Hair of The Dog

1:02:45 | Dec 18th, 2018

Jackie sits down with celebrity hairstylist Scotty Cunha to talk about his Lindsay Lohan insider information, his take on the Jackie vs. Kylie Jenner debacle of 2014 and justice for Frankie Grande.
Everybody's Obsessed With Me

51:22 | Dec 13th, 2018

Jackie passionately breaks down Vanderpump Rules, the creepy nature of holiday music and why we should all aspire to be as content as Britney Jean.
A Latke and Too Much Vodka

52:28 | Dec 4th, 2018

Jackie has one too many festive cocktails and embarks on a Scrooge-adjacent rant about Ariana Grande, Amanda Bynes and why the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is bad for the soul.
The Truth Hurts

1:02:49 | Nov 27th, 2018

Jackie answers listener calls and offers her charming brand of constructive mild verbal abuse. It's not lovely but it sure is inspiring.
Gobble Gobble Bitches

47:58 | Nov 20th, 2018

Jackie mentally prepares for Winter festivities, awkward family gatherings, LVP's departure and aesthetic improvements.
The Return (Again) of Morgan Stewart

52:05 | Nov 15th, 2018

Jackie and Morgan Stewart catch up by doing what they do best: rapid fire shit talk with a self aware edge. Whether you are considering rhinoplasty, fornicating with Leo DiCaprio or marrying right this episode is for you.
Superfluous

47:43 | Nov 6th, 2018

Jackie sheds light to a penile epidemic sweeping the nation, shares her worst in flight experiences and reminds everybody to spice up their damn life.
Apologies In Advance

56:23 | Oct 30th, 2018

Jackie recounts her recent social encounters, pays homage to her favorite celebrities and alienates 96% of her listeners.
WOKE

51:26 | Oct 25th, 2018

Jackie takes a mental health day and finds spiritual guidance from Jayden Smith, recovers from a problematic bikini wax and gives the Real Housewives a progress report.
Sweetener

48:29 | Oct 16th, 2018

Jackie mourns the union of Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande, psychoanalyzes the downfall of Amanda Bynes and talks about her childhood as a civil rights activist.
Angry Girls Do It Better

49:53 | Oct 12th, 2018

Jackie discusses Mariah Carey, annoying pregnant women, the resurgence of her shopping problem and why Adam Brody should probably get into porn.
Mischa and Lilo and Gaga OH MY!

54:01 | Oct 9th, 2018

Jackie addresses Marissa Cooper joining "The Hills", Lindsay Lohan's attempted kidnapping, reviews "A Star is Born" and delights listeners with some poetry.
When Jerry Met Jackie with Jerry O'Connell

51:05 | Oct 2nd, 2018

Jackie chats with Jerry O’Connell about all things housewives like the passionate experts they are. Jackie and Jerry also prank call Stassi Schroeder!
Hai Guyz!

36:49 | Sep 28th, 2018

Jackie recaps the week including her new affair with a contractor, praise for Kim Richards and new plans on becoming a popstar.
Help Me, Help You.

54:44 | Sep 26th, 2018

Jackie answers calls from the Bitch Hotline and has a few mental breakdowns. Fabletics is offering you 2 leggings worth $99 for only $24. Just head over to Fabletics.com/bible.  Hello Fresh. Start cooking gourmet meals at home with the freshest ingre...Show More
Baby Looks Back

38:31 | Sep 21st, 2018

Jackie talks about her upcoming high school reunion and reminisces on her wonder years.   The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by these sponsors: Liquid-IV: Liquid-IV is giving you 20% off your entire order. Just go to Liquid-IV.com and use prom...Show More
Atonement Lewks

49:22 | Sep 20th, 2018

Jackie celebrates Yom Kippur the day of atonement by deflecting her own wrongdoings. She discusses how the Fall solstice ruins lives, the groundbreaking news of Kylie Jenners cereal habits and why Bert an Ernie are due for a Brokeback Mountain sequel...Show More
Spanx on a Plane

46:51 | Sep 15th, 2018

Jackie is back on American soil and recaps her trip, all the pop culture happenings she missed and why she shouldn’t carry mace. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored by: Thrive Market: Go to Thrivemarket.com/Bible for $60 in free groc...Show More
Arrivederci B*tches!

46:57 | Aug 28th, 2018

Jackie chronicles her pre-flight meltdown, controversial social opinions and housewife evaluations while chugging wine and taking Zyrtec.    The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by: Fabletics: Fabletics is offering you 2 leggings worth $99 for ...Show More
Batsh*t Crazy with guest Thom Vest

59:55 | Aug 21st, 2018

Jackie day drinks with crazy friend Thom Vest (who currently lives in Carole Radziwill’s former LA home) to chat housewives, mental stability, verbal assault and religion.  The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by these sponsors: Not a coffee dri...Show More
Barely Lesbian with Erin Foster

1:04:42 | Aug 16th, 2018

Jackie sits down with Erin Foster to talk dating, relationships, self love and trial lesbianism.  This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored by: Fabletics: Fabletics is offering you 2 leggings worth $99 for only $24. Just head over to Fable...Show More
Die In a Fire

49:49 | Aug 8th, 2018

Jackie recaps RHOC, The Bachelorette, breaks her kleanse and why wall decals and fake foliage are a major red flag. The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by these sponsors: Not a coffee drinker? Neither is Jackie, that's why she drinks Four Sigma...Show More
Housewife Homage

46:05 | Aug 3rd, 2018

Jackie recaps RHONY (and that hellish trip to Columbia), RHOC, The Bachelorette (kinda) and Southern Charm. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by: Framebridge: Get 15% off your first order by heading over to www.framebridge.com...Show More
1-833-BITCHED

0:00 | Aug 1st, 2018

Jackie fields listener calls, endures her first pregnancy scare and gives the brutal advice you probably didn’t need. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored by: Thrive Market: Go to Thrivemarket.com/Bible for $60 in free groceries and a...Show More
A Look Inward

57:27 | Jul 26th, 2018

Jackie is flying solo this week and delights listeners with stories from her drunken weekend, that time she got abused by a homeless woman and explores the gift of curse of being highly delusional. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly sponsored...Show More
Big D*ck Energy with guest Jilly Hendrix

57:12 | Jul 19th, 2018

Jackie explores all the principles of “big dick energy” with friend Jilly Hendrix. They also chat Kylie’s Forbes cover and Housewife updates! This episode of The Bitch Bible is proudly brought to you by: OMAX. It takes a lot of brain power to be the ...Show More
Meet Nell

51:27 | Jul 11th, 2018

Jackie has had a weekend of solitude and enters back into civilization by assessing Justin’s Bieber’s upcoming nuptials, why pregnant woman are the worst and encourages people to give up on their dreams. This Episode of the Bitch Bible is proudly spo...Show More
Hotline Bling

59:59 | Jul 3rd, 2018

Jackie answers calls from her new BITCH BIBLE HOTLINE and gives listeners the brutal advice they so desperately need. Omax Omega 3 supplement. Get a free box of Omax3 by going to www.tryomax.com/bible.  Ritual Vitamins is reinventing the experience o...Show More
Age Sex Location with guest John Ryan

49:32 | Jun 29th, 2018

Jackie sits down with John Ryan to peel back the layers of the male brain. They talk music, red flags and unwarranted psychoanalysis. This episode of the Bitch Bible is brought to you by: Hello Fresh. Start cooking gourmet meals at home with the fres...Show More
What’s Going On?

54:54 | Jun 27th, 2018

Jackie enters yet another dangerous stream of consciousness. She sheds light on the Bellino divorce drama, forms a Make a Wish Foundation initiative and teaches you about “curb stomping”. Thrive Market. Get $60 worth of free organic groceries, free s...Show More
Day Drinking with Teddi Mellencamp

1:08:28 | Jun 20th, 2018

Jackie and Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Teddi Mellencamp day drink and recap The Bachelorette, child rearing and how to stay down to earth-ish This episode of The Bitch Bible was brought to you by the following: Omax Omega 3 supplement. Get a free...Show More
Get Low with Michael Rapaport

57:05 | Jun 13th, 2018

Jackie sits down with Michael Rapaport to discuss Kanye’s new album, housewife all stars, and how to handle internet trolls. Show Michael some love and check out the I Am Rapaport podcast over on iTunes. Click here to listen.  This episode of The Bi...Show More
Swan Song with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman from 'Dumb Gay Politics'

1:01:57 | Jun 5th, 2018

Jackie day drinks with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman from “Dumb Gay Politics” and hilarity ensues. The Bitch Bible is brought to you by Omax Omega 3 supplement. Get a free box of Omax3 by going to www.tryomax.com/bible.  Put your cherished memories...Show More
My Loneliness Is Thrilling Me.

43:06 | May 29th, 2018

Jackie gets abandoned by her scheduled guest and enters a stream of conscious rant, none of which she remembers. This episode is brought to you by Thrive Market . Get $60 worth of free organic groceries, free shipping & a 30 day trial today by going ...Show More
It’s All Crappening with 'Watch What Crappens' Ronnie Karam and Ben Mandelker

53:30 | May 24th, 2018

Jackie and Ronnie Karam and Ben Mandelker from “Watch What Crappens” go down the rabbit hole that will satiate even the thirstiest Bravo-holics. Hubble Contacts is a proud sponsor and is offering listeners 15-pairs of free contact lenses. Go to H...Show More
Olive Branches Are For A**holes with Ruth Anne Cunningham

51:33 | May 15th, 2018

Jackie is joined by bff, Rabbi wrangler and singer Ruth Anne Cunningham to discuss psychotic relationship behavior. This episode is brought to you by RITUAL. Ritual is reinventing the experience of vitamins with 9 essential nutrients women lack th...Show More
Help Me, Help You.

44:23 | May 8th, 2018

Jackie Schimmel calls listeners and gives unsolicited advice and as a reprieve prank calls close friends and family members. To get $100 off your Thuma bed frame just head over to www.Thuma.com and use promo code BitchBible.
Cardi B. Talks Illegal Butt Implants with Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari from 'Thats So Retrograde'

36:17 | May 1st, 2018

Jackie sits down with Elizabeth Kott and Steph Simbari from “That’s So Retrograde” and discusses wellness, prank calls VICKI GUNVALSON and resurrects an old Cardi B. interview in which the rapper talks to Jackie about the illegal Butt Injections she ...Show More
Family Values

45:15 | Apr 25th, 2018

Jackie Schimmel sits down with her “free spirited” cousin Jo to discuss the art of sexting, why not to be a volunteer mom and makes a case for Team Riri.
Stassi Schroeder: Talk S**t, Get Ice Picked.

42:41 | Apr 18th, 2018

Jackie chats with friend Stassi Schroeder from “Vanderpump Rules” and expose MAJOR behind the scenes truth bombs. Allegedly. Don’t sue me.
Money Can't Buy You Guests

45:07 | Apr 10th, 2018

Jackie embarks on a self-reflective journey that rivals Justin Bieber's "purpose" and will leave you both enlightened, confused and shaking for an aperol spritz.
Showgirls with Annabelle DeSisto from 'Adderall and Compliments'

55:04 | Apr 3rd, 2018

Jackie sits down with Annabelle DeSisto and discusses forgotten cinematic triumphs, why people should stop procreating, and speculate who the f*ck BIT Beyoncé.
Love, Baby.

40:09 | Mar 27th, 2018

Jackie sits down with her best friend Max and forgets she is podcasting. They discuss how to handle being dumped on a plane, share coming out stories and the time Max tried to seduce Jackie's husband.
Accountable As F*ck with Teddi Mellencamp

57:46 | Mar 20th, 2018

Jackie and Real Housewife Teddi Mellencamp go in deep on Beverly Hills drama, how to drink and lose weight and what to do if you’re slapped on an airplane.
I Don’t Ask For Much with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick of 'The Skinny Confidential'

51:22 | Mar 13th, 2018

Jackie is joined by spirit couple Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential. They swap Gone Girl techniques, wellness tips and theories on The Bachelor.
Live, Laugh, Lu with Danny Pellegrino

51:39 | Mar 6th, 2018

Jackie has a full Bravo binge sesh with Danny Pellegrino. They discuss all star housewives, Leo Dicaprio's sexcapades and why they will probably pass on renting Scheana Valetta's lake house. Si'bon, si'bon.
Valley of The Bitches with Heather McDonald

1:09:14 | Feb 27th, 2018

Jackie sits down with Heather McDonald to debrief on all things housewives, why being arrested is the new crop top and how to acquire an exorcism.
Too. Much. Information.

49:28 | Feb 20th, 2018

Jackie enters a dangerous stream of conscious and discusses Fergie, incestual tattoos and brutally answers listener emails.
87 Shades of Gray

50:37 | Feb 13th, 2018

Jackie sits down with legend Grandma Gloria to discuss pole dancing, recreational diet pill addictions and other brutal morsels of wisdom from the OG matriarch bitch.
She’s Back

50:07 | Feb 6th, 2018

Jackie makes her highly anticipated (not really) return and attempts to breeze into 2018 with the finesse of a young Grace Kelly. Until she is confronted with a rat mid recording and has to seek shelter, refuge, alcohol and access to basic cable. New...Show More
Lady of London with Caroline Stanbury

40:00 | Nov 9th, 2017

Jackie is joined by new bff Caroline Stanbury live from Dubai. They discuss Britney Spears God forsaken hair extensions, how to "date" Hugh Grant and Royal Wedding predictions!
Oh La La Loophole with Liza Owen

50:10 | Oct 31st, 2017

Jackie sits down with friend and singer Liza Owen and discuss Halloween costumes, Jelena and everything else you can't discuss at the dinner table.
Transparency Please

32:39 | Oct 17th, 2017

Jackie dissects the ridiculousness of social media, influencer manipulation and offers a plan to restore Real Housewives to its primal glory
I'm The Worst

34:03 | Oct 10th, 2017

Jackie is settled into London and pretending to have her shit together. If you are Harvey Weinstein or a member at PETA, please don't listen. ​
Winning London with Stassi Schroeder

37:02 | Oct 3rd, 2017

Jackie chats with Stassi Schroeder on their inevitable world domination. Jackie also discusses RHONJ, "Slutwalks" and rabies.
2 Bro's, 1 Bitch with Dan Fleming and Alex Rubenstein

54:20 | Sep 20th, 2017

Jackie chats with childhood friends Dan Fleming and Alex Rubinstein about celebrity splits, close encounters with Caitlyn Jenner and general shooting the shit.
Notes of Manila

37:41 | Sep 12th, 2017

Jackie talks wine tasting, how to spot red flags, Real Housewives and why everyone should invest in manila folders.
Look What You Made Me Do

34:52 | Aug 31st, 2017

Jackie painfully inducts Taylor Swift into the Bitch Hall of Fame while recapping the VMA's, describes why nude selfies don't do shit for feminism and plays a wholesome game of marry, fornicate, kill.
Birthdayzilla

42:09 | Aug 21st, 2017

Jackie enters a stream of consciousness solo. She recaps all of her "stories" imparts some misguided wisdom and answers listener emails!
A Six and A Speidi with Spencer and Heidi Pratt

48:08 | Aug 9th, 2017

Jackie sits down with Spencer and Heidi Pratt to lift the veil on reality TV, manifestation gone wrong, pregnancy and how to legally squat in your relatives home.
Keep Eating

42:24 | Jul 26th, 2017

Jackie talks making babies, Real Housewives and consults Grandma Gloria for movie reviews.
Challah Back Girl

38:47 | Jul 18th, 2017

Jackie finally sits down with best friend Rooty to break down Beyonce, confesses her bridesmaid sins and how to hook a Rabbi.
Cringe Sweats

38:54 | Jul 11th, 2017

Jackie recaps Real Housewives of Orange County, Southern Charm and answers listener questions laced with passive aggression and major cringe sweats. Our sincerest apologies.
It's The Thought That Counts with Morgan Stewart

30:46 | Jun 21st, 2017

Jackie hangs with Morgan Stewart, talks about Bachelor in Paradise and why Taylor Swift might be a monster. It's the thought that counts?
Eggs à la Française

59:39 | Jun 13th, 2017

Jackie breaks down all things Bravo and life philosophy with Ronnie and Ben from the Watch What Crappens podcast.
The Blushing Bitch with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from 'The Skinny Confidential'

1:00:15 | Jun 6th, 2017

Jackie is back and married AF. She sits down with Lauryn Evarts and Michael Bosstick from The Skinny Confidential to break down the big day and exchange bridezilla moments.
Get Out! with John Ryan

37:02 | May 10th, 2017

Jackie and her best man, John Ryan strategize a way for Jackie's future husband to get out of their upcoming nuptials. They also discuss dating deal breakers, how to not be an asshole on social media and why crazy bitches are hot,
Doing The Lord's Work

32:00 | May 4th, 2017

Jackie breaks down Fyre Island, why Karlie Kloss should probably retire, nuptial red flags and drops some seriously stupid life philosophy. Sincerest apologies to the Beyhive, Tinsley Mortimer and Jayden Smith.
Livin It Up

36:32 | Apr 26th, 2017

Jackie updates listeners on being a bridezilla, no-Chella and her lust for carbohydrates.
36% Consensual

33:19 | Apr 19th, 2017

Jackie breaks down her wild Bachelorette weekend, Vanderpump Rules, RHOBH, RHONY and why you should live like someone has a Manila folder on you stashed behind a reunion sofa.
Perpetual Loner

38:16 | Apr 4th, 2017

Jackie breaks down Vanderpump Rules, why she will NEVER forgive Katherine Heigl, body shaming, bridezilla realness and answers listener emails!
Please Send Flonase

35:25 | Mar 29th, 2017

Jackie and her cousin Joanna commiserate over matching sinus infections and discuss all things anal, Erika Jayne analysis and child rearing.
That's So Not Raven

29:24 | Mar 14th, 2017

Jackie breaks down The Bachelor, Mischa Barton's potential sex tape, answers listener emails and offers up some signature brutal honesty.
Pump & Glory with Katie Maloney

41:32 | Mar 8th, 2017

Jackie and Katie Maloney from Vanderpump Rules discuss Emma Watson's vagina, getting married and call Coto Insurance in hopes of getting internships.
Tuesdays With Morgy with Morgan Stewart

1:03:55 | Mar 1st, 2017

Jackie and Morgan Stewart have the ultimate full throttle bitch sesh. They discuss the Oscars (boring), trade Gone Girl stories and like 459 other tangents!
Oops I Did It Again

39:43 | Feb 21st, 2017

Jackie ruins what remains of her likeability factor by paying homage to Britney Ever After, poking the beyhive and recapping The Bachelor.
Jackie Gets Jaxed with Jax Taylor

43:43 | Feb 14th, 2017

Jackie celebrates Valentines Day with Jax Taylor from Vanderpump Rules. Jax offers up relationship advice while the two day drink and celebrate the commercial holiday and the end of Jax's probation.
Quite Bitchy with Melissa Hermer

44:51 | Feb 7th, 2017

Jackie chats with Marissa Hermer from Ladies of London on forming a Lindsay Lohan accent, getting stung by the Beyhive and drama on the other side of the pond!
Schimmel Schroeder 2024 with Stassi Schroeder

1:07:37 | Jan 31st, 2017

Jackie and Stassi Schroeder drink champagne, forget they are being recorded and bitch about anything and everything.
Real Talk

32:13 | Jan 24th, 2017

Jackie is in a dark place after gaining weight after the stomach flu. Luckily she has her "stories" to recap aka RHOBH, Pump Rules and The Bachelor!
A Star is Born with Brandy Howard, Julie Goldman, and Grandma Gloria

1:02:06 | Jan 18th, 2017

Jackie records her first live podcast with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman and her overbearing Grandma Gloria. They talk Taylor Swift, The Bachelor, fake pregnancies and why you will NEVER look at Richard Gere the same way.
What Would Corrine Do? with 'The Bachelor's Corinne Olympios

30:59 | Jan 11th, 2017

Jackie kicks off 2017 by recapping The Bachelor and expressing undying affection for Corrine and her forward antics and psycho analyzing the other contestants.
The B*tch That Stole Christmas

37:24 | Dec 22nd, 2016

Jackie celebrates Chrismukkah early by spreading joy (not) on all things festive and annoying. From targeting innocent civilians, berating Bachelor contestants and expressing distaste for the holidays - just paint this bitch green and move her to Who...Show More
'Tis The Season

32:39 | Dec 7th, 2016

'Tis the season to be bitchy, and in this episode Jackie helps you prepare for awkward family gatherings, potential breakups and gag worthy holiday cheer. Bonus content: Jackie recaps RHOBH and starts an exercise routine.
#blessed

38:41 | Nov 29th, 2016

Jackie travels to the British countryside to embrace her outdoorsy side, become one with nature and once again reignite her love/jk total hate relationship with DJ James Kennedy.
Ladies of London with Caroline Stanbury, Caroline Fleming, and Adela King

40:33 | Nov 21st, 2016

Jackie sits down with Ladies of London, Caroline Stanbury, Caroline Fleming and Adela King to discuss their cultural differences. They chat this seasons drama, opinions on the new Goop Gift Guide (ugh) and why Jackie will never be a Baroness.
Solo Yolo

31:46 | Nov 15th, 2016

Jackie viciously recaps Vanderpump Rules, Taylor Swifts new urban life and delights you with tangents aplenty in yet another solo mission.
Drunk in Love

35:56 | Nov 9th, 2016

Jackie has a mysterious blue cocktail while getting her hair done and madness ensues. Expect tangents galore and overly passionate recaps of RHOC and Vanderpump Rules with just a touch of beastiality.
La Vida Lohan

28:54 | Nov 3rd, 2016

Jackie pays the ultimate tribute to the freckly understated icon that is Lindsay Lohan by revisiting some of her best (worst) roles, newest business ventures, and general worldliness. Jackie then breaks down all the highlights from this season or RHO...Show More
Fourth Base

31:32 | Oct 25th, 2016

Jackie has her first homoerotic massage in London and lives to tell you about it. She also discusses John Mayers new business venture, why Anne Hathaway needs a muzzle and why ultimatums are a way of life!
Cheerio Bitch!

37:14 | Oct 19th, 2016

Jackie is in London and purging on all her American passions. She gives a deep character analysis on Kelly Dodd, shares life lessons she's learned from the housewives franchise and answers listener emails. She also coughs... a lot.
Swimfan with 'The Skinny Confidential's Lauryn Evarts

55:47 | Oct 10th, 2016

Jackie and Lauryn Evarts from The Skinny Confidential discuss their upcoming nuptials, how to handle high maintenance men and why fear is a solid foundation for love!
Sorry Maddox with guest Yimu

46:20 | Sep 27th, 2016

Jackie sits down with former producer Yimu to hash out all things Brangelina, guidelines for dating an older man, pigeons and Jonbenet Ramsey. For the sake of legality, we are desperately hoping no one in the Jolie-Pitt clan gets wind of this episode...Show More
On Da Brink with Ta'Rhonda Jones

31:25 | Sep 21st, 2016

Jackie sits down with Empire's Ta'Rhonda Jones to discuss Jackie's dream of becoming a Korean pop star, what Golden Globe parties are really like, and schvitzing while eating.
Delusions of Grandeur with Rachael O'Brien

59:42 | Sep 13th, 2016

Jackie and comedian friend Rachael O'Brien showcase the long term benefits of being painfully delusional. They discuss annoying people at NYFW, why Taylor Swift might be Regina George and explain the simple pleasures of pestering your significant oth...Show More
Ladies Who Bitch with Becca Tobin, Keltie Knight and Jac Vanek of 'Ladygang'

48:22 | Sep 7th, 2016

Jackie and her new bffs from the Ladygang podcast (Becca Tobin, Keltie Knight & Jac Vanek) leave their manners at home and have a full throttle bitchfest. They discuss Jackies uber ride from hell, Bachelor nation inside scoop and mourning the tragic ...Show More
Adderall & Compliments with guest Annabelle DeSisto

51:36 | Aug 24th, 2016

Jackie is joined by Annabelle Desisto to discuss all their passionate feelings towards reality television, why cats lead to eternal singledom and the upside of sexism. Silver linings for days bitches.
Pity Party

39:38 | Aug 16th, 2016

Jackie and her notoriously bitchy cousin Joanna discuss lots of super real shit. Channeling Dr.Schimmel's philosophy that "laughter is the best medicine" Jackie returns to discuss her fued with a Bachelorette cast-off, why she is over the Olympics an...Show More
F*ckin' Flossy with Morgan Stewart

47:14 | Jul 26th, 2016

Jackie sits down with Mrs. Boobs and Loubs and star of #RichKids, Morgan Stewart, to discuss all the important things in life like how Morgan stays so thin, #kimexposedtaylor drama, Hollywood’s latest breakups, and what makes a bitch #basic. It's a g...Show More
This is What You Came For with Dulce Sloan

39:50 | Jul 19th, 2016

Jackie sits down with comedian Dulce Sloan and discusses the dangers of Pokemon Go, Hiddleswift conspiracy theories and why finger lingering is the new duckface.
Too Much TV, Too Little Rosé

36:06 | Jul 13th, 2016

Jackie invites you into her libation fueled Monday television night marathon. She discusses all of today's pressing issues like feminism, the return of Ashlee Holmes, raising children and why to never date someone who has super white shoelaces. Grab ...Show More
99 Problems

41:52 | Jun 29th, 2016

Got 99 problems? A bitch ain't one. Jackie recovers from her x rated engagement party by answering listener emails and offering her brutal advice. The truth hurts and so does Jackie's head.
Guilt-free Pleasures

41:51 | Jun 21st, 2016

Jackie goes in deep on some reality television commentary as she spends a Monday night in a robe with a few too many cocktails recapping your faves from The Bachelorette to Real Housewives of OC to Southern Charm.
Moronic & Platonic with Dan Kramer

40:52 | Jun 15th, 2016

Jackie and her wishfully neglected BFF Dan Kramer (not gay) discuss the intricacies of platonic relationships and pros and cons. Pro: he buys you dinner without putting out. Con: you want to kill him 98% of the time. Bro apetite.
Over Indulged with Annie Lawless

38:05 | Jun 8th, 2016

Jackie and Annie Lawless break down all things health and wellness and bitchiness - Is there a natural supplement on the same level of Xanax? Did Gigi and Zayn really break up? Does Jackie maybe get a panic attack during this episode and scarf down a...Show More
Bridezilla Chronicles

29:04 | Jun 1st, 2016

Jackie hits the road with only her pup and the voices in her head to start planning her impending nuptials. Whilst deep in the trenches of wedding venue scouting, Jackie pauses to podcast some deep reflections on children at weddings and curious intr...Show More
Lonely & Horny with Jake & Amir

47:47 | May 24th, 2016

Jackie and the sexy comedic duo Jake & Amir of “Lonely and Horny” (peep it on Vimeo) break down the new Bachelorette bros, rate themselves on a scale of 1-10, and identify whether or not it’s psycho to still be friends with your exes.
Girl Boss with Liz Carey

56:22 | May 17th, 2016

Jackie and GIRLBOSS Liz Carey sip on rose and discuss very important matters such as diversity in wedding parties, Blac Chyna and Rob’s gross situation, and reiminisce on their poor choices.
Can You Not? with Kate Siegel and Kim Friedman of 'Crazy Jewish Mom'

42:42 | May 11th, 2016

Jackie sits down with the duo behind Crazy Jewish Mom, Kate Siegel and mom Kim Friedman. Grab your matzo balls and get ready for a roller coaster covering the reproductive system and the temporary emotional turmoil that comes from living with a overb...Show More
Of a Certain Breed with Dorothy Wang

40:54 | May 3rd, 2016

Jackie gets into it with #RichKid Dorothy Wang as they break down Lemonade, how to be better on Instagram (not an LC, not yet a Britney), and dish on the new season of RKOBH
Off the Beam with Greg Bennett

56:46 | Apr 26th, 2016

Jackie and friend Greg Bennett embark on a humiliating journey podcasting in public. They drink lukewarm champagne, insult innocent bystanders and rejoice in all things pop culture!
Dr. Schimmel - Breaking Dawn, Pt. 2

31:18 | Apr 20th, 2016

It's music to your ears - Part 2 of our latest Dr. Schimmel session. Prepare your Lexapro prescription pad and a stiff drink, because some bitches are about to get TOLD.
Snatchy & C*nty with Amy Philips

48:03 | Apr 13th, 2016

Jackie and her soul sister Amy Philips break down everything Bravo and pop culture, from Housewives (including Potomac #ugh) to the fact that Cara Delevingne is depressed (really?), and address the fact that a certain #prettymess is absent from the B...Show More
When in Doute with Kristen Doute

59:27 | Apr 5th, 2016

Jackie binges in some seriously scalding hot tea (bank robbery, botox and incest, OH MY!) with Kristen Doute before they go on a much deserved Kennedy Kleanse. Other topics include annoying kids, thigh gaps and how to get away with murder.
Dr. Schimmel - Breaking Dawn, Pt. 1

44:27 | Mar 30th, 2016

Dr. Schimmel is back in session and she is not holding back. Tune into some bitches getting burnt on how they should live their lives (there is only one person who can judge you in this lifetime, and it’s Jackie) and ST. CLAIR FUCKING CALLS IN. It’s ...Show More
It Takes Two... Xanax with Stassi Schroeder

48:30 | Mar 22nd, 2016

THE BITCH IS BACK! Stassi Schroeder, friend of the pod, joins Jackie in another bitch sesh where they get into all things Vanderpump, black magic and general bitchiness.
Ménage a Duh with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman

50:02 | Mar 16th, 2016

Jackie is joined by her favorite TV duo Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman of the People’s Couch and the Pump Rules after show and they dissect the cast of Vanderpump, spill some tea, and make it known that Jojo is infinitely cooler than Lauren B.
Hurt People, Hurt People

34:00 | Mar 9th, 2016

Jackie and her turbo-bitch cousin Jo do a roundup of all things Housewives, Vanderpump, and Bachelor and the two take it #TOOFAR when trying to make contact with the immortal DJ James Kennedy (aka the White Kanye). Don't cry and sue cause it's over, ...Show More
Please Don't Sue Me

38:32 | Mar 2nd, 2016

Jackie and her hott mom Christie break down The Bachelor, perks of promiscuity and reminisce over the time Jackie's 85 year old grandma admitted to having sex "donkey style." As if that wasn't enough, Jackie persuaded her mom to prank call DJ James K...Show More
The Hoe Whisperer with guest Cardi B

35:03 | Feb 23rd, 2016

Jackie gets "turnt" with Cardi B from 'Love & Hip Hop.' In this highly informative podcast, we learn the risks of illegally plumping your ass, why pimping ain't easy and that Jackie has been OG crazy since before she even had her driver's permit.
Anti Squad Goals

37:06 | Feb 16th, 2016

Jackie and her best bitches Rooty and Heidi discuss the Grammys, the Bachelor, how to handle a public digestive trauma and why Taylor Swift and them will never ever ever go to an award show together... Like ever.
Blue Collar Balls with Nicole Aimee Schreiber

44:19 | Feb 10th, 2016

Jackie sits down with comedian Nicole Aimee Schreiber whom she met amidst her first bar altercation. They discuss the Super Bowl, Valentine's Day and Jackie's run in with Kylie Jenner... Complete with a bathroom confessional.
Unloveable with Michelle Collins

35:26 | Feb 3rd, 2016

Jackie lets Michelle Collins take a break from her duties on 'The View' as they recap all things Bachelor, talk about the best chain restaurant to have a first date (props to the Cheesecake Factory and their small plates), and passionately purge befo...Show More
For the Wrong Reasons

58:05 | Jan 27th, 2016

Jackie and her producer Yimu sit down to discuss all things Bachelor and Pump Rules. We explain why Olivia and her cankles are iconic, the downfalls of frosted lipstick and oversize hoops and why no glasses are cute enough to steal. Put on that embel...Show More
That's So Retrograde with Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari

37:25 | Jan 19th, 2016

Jackie is joined by wellness gurus Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari to enlighten a bitch. They teach us what the fuck retrograde is, how to manifest your best bitchiest life and how to namaste your anxieties away.
Homo She Didn't

47:17 | Jan 13th, 2016

Jackie is joined by her homosexual life partner Max Bronner as they passionately recap 'The Bachelor' and 'Vanderpump Rules.' Max also comes to Jackie's defense over some unsettling hate mail and the two reminisce on their high school glory days.
Dr. Schimmel Feat. Heather Dubrow

31:56 | Jan 5th, 2016

Jackie takes calls in yet another failed attempt to help her listeners find their bitchiest selves. THEN Jackies BFF Heather Dubrow helps Dr. Schimmel find clarity, forgiveness and the directions to her Porte Cochére.
Gone Girls with Kirsten Doute

48:05 | Dec 22nd, 2015

Jackie and Kristen Doute from Vanderpump Rules bond over Bloody Mary's and discuss the trials and triumphs of cyber stalking at it's finest. Jackie shares an unfortunate public restroom incident, and we bask in Kristen's genius that parallels Steve J...Show More
Bye Felicia! with Scheana Shay

32:08 | Dec 15th, 2015

Jackie continues her Vanderpump Holiday Extravaganza with Scheana Shay as they talk all through the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, their mutual feelings of disgust for DJ whatever Kennedy, and Jackie makes a plea to ban the white button down Christm...Show More
STASSI + JACKIE 4EVER with Stassi Schroeder

52:33 | Dec 8th, 2015

Jackie and her new best friend Stassi Schroeder talk about Yolanda's breakup, the beauty (and beast) of ultimatums, Kylie Jenner (ugh), and Stassi leaves Jackie speechless with an intimate story that will have you in TEARS.
Everybody Goops with Caroline Goldfarb of @officialseanpenn

34:51 | Dec 1st, 2015

Jackie is joined by the esteemed Caroline Goldfarb (@officialseanpenn) as they break down the glory of the AMA’s, convulse violently while going through Goop’s holiday gift guide, and Jackie breaks her Kardashian Kleanse with a Kylie and Tyga story.
God Save the Bitch

33:03 | Nov 17th, 2015

Jackie delights listeners with another audio diary recorded during her adventures abroad. From shoplifting scones to awkward celebrity encounters and some aggressive thoughts on pigeons and Brooks Ayers , Jackie proves that you can take the bitch out...Show More
Honesty is the Bitchiest Policy with Bresha Webb

33:25 | Nov 10th, 2015

Jackie is joined by actress Bresha Webb of NBC's new show "Truth Be Told" as they navigate through proper neighbor etiquette, wedding crashing, and the correct definition of anxiety. If you currently have a seasonal wreath on your door, this episode ...Show More
Boss Ass Bitch with Dana Cody

45:07 | Nov 3rd, 2015

Jackie gets into it with one of the baddest bitches she knows: Dana Cody of Oxygen’s new series Boss Nails. They talk about how Jackie thinks ’bitch’ is a term of endearment, how baller you have to be to stop by Dana’s salon Tippie Toes (they’ve got ...Show More
Dr. Schimmel Part Trois

24:59 | Oct 27th, 2015

Third time’s the charm - it’s another fan-fave Dr. Schimmel episode where Jackie takes calls and answers questions from her bitches across the country. Don’t want to date daddies? Need to slim down before your wedding? Have a boyfriend who may have l...Show More
Les MisérOMFG with Emily Foster and Deanna Raphael

44:53 | Oct 20th, 2015

Jackie is joined by her favorite podcast duo Emily Foster and Deanna Raphael from OMFG! They mourn the loss of Leonardo diCaprio's bachelorhood, unpacks Anne Hathaway's disgraceful breakfast behavior, and Jackie resolves to achieve her dreams to beco...Show More
Deceased

40:06 | Oct 13th, 2015

Jackie and Kingsley become fast and furious friends in this episode where they discuss important topics like the tragedy of the existence of ice sculptures, why slutty Halloween costumes may cause severe anxiety, and Jackie divulges the details of he...Show More
Jackie Down Under with Joel Creasey

36:02 | Oct 6th, 2015

Jackie and her new fave Aussie comedian Joel Creasey break down body shaming, thigh brows, and where the hell Mischa Barton has been hiding. Jackie also ambushes Joel with a forced homo-erotic matchmaking session... there may be phone sex in this pod...Show More
Sugar Daddies and Chocolate Dreams with Milan Christopher

33:19 | Sep 29th, 2015

Jackie sits down with the ultimate chocolate dreamsicle Milan Christopher and swirly sparks fly. They lend personal tips on landing a sugar daddy, recognizing signs that your bro may be basic and Jackie initiates her first Fuck Tracker for Charity #h...Show More
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Humper with Dan Fleming

33:17 | Sep 22nd, 2015

Jackie and friend Dan Fleming discuss pop culture, the perks of endless pasta and how modern romance can go terribly wrong. From Dan's firsthand experiences with Caitlyn Jenner to Jackie's traumatic rendezvous with a leg humper, this episode gets dir...Show More
New Year, Same Bitch

23:15 | Sep 15th, 2015

Jackie celebrates Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year, and tries to reflect and repent for her wrongdoings. From eating crab cakes at temple, to vowing to stop body shaming her boyfriend and a very sincere apology to her frenemy Gwyneth Paltrow... It ...Show More
Tinderella with Austin Kearns

30:20 | Sep 8th, 2015

Jackie and her first boyfriend/former nemesis Austin Kearns rekindle their love flame while discussing where their relationship went wrong and teach our listeners the do's and don'ts of being a millennial online dater.
Medium Rare Bitch with medium Monica Ten-Kate

39:58 | Sep 1st, 2015

Jackie is joined by her favorite medium Monica Ten-Kate from ABC Family’s 'Monica the Medium' where they discuss how much her lifestyle mirrors that of Allison Dubois (if you don’t get this reference #BYEFELICIA). Jackie also gives Monica a spiritual...Show More
Dr. Schimmel, Part Deux

32:45 | Aug 25th, 2015

Dr. Schimmel is back in the office, answering her fans’ calls and letters with only the bitchiest wisdom. Never without an inspirational quote, Jackie also calls upon those closest to her to offer her listeners some advice but finds that they are ess...Show More
Bitching Naked with Amy Paffrath

37:25 | Aug 18th, 2015

Jackie talks with Amy Paffrath, host of VH1's Dating Naked, about millennial dating, playing the field and protecting your orifices whilst in the nude.
Zombies and Sex and Theft, Oh My! with Emily Kinney

38:48 | Aug 11th, 2015

Emily Kinney from 'The Walking Dead' and 'Masters of Sex' joins Jackie in her pivotal Kardashian Kleanse, unsubscribing from all things kontour, krop tops and waist trainers... after one last purge. Jackie also gets Emily to give vocal notes on a pit...Show More
If You're Listening to This It's Too Late with Charlamagne tha God

53:57 | Aug 4th, 2015

Jackie gets turnt with Charlamagne tha God in the most unfiltered podcast to date. She learns why black guys aren't into her AND we hear straight from tha source what's going on with Drake and Meek Mill (who Jackie thought was a brand of oatmeal). Po...Show More
Dr. Schimmel

35:36 | Jul 28th, 2015

Jackie takes her first callers in this wisdom-filled podcast as she answers listener questions and gives advice on living your best, bitchiest self.
Jackie and the City

25:46 | Jul 21st, 2015

Jetsetter Jackie is off to New York City for an appearance on Watch What Happens Live and she gives us a bitchy play by play in this week's audio diary. We get the dish on all things Housewives and experience the aftermath of when one eats too many h...Show More
Bachelorette Recap!

41:43 | Jul 14th, 2015

Jackie is joined by her producer Yimu as they recap last night’s Bachelorette episode and give their bitchy opinions as to who they think will win Kaitlyn’s heart.
Do It Yourself, Bitch! with Mr. Kate

41:16 | Jun 30th, 2015

Jackie becomes acquainted with her crafty side with guest Mr. Kate as she drops some fun and non-basic DIY tips. Jackie and Kate also analyze some of Tyga's lyrics, find the PC definition of truffle butter, and discuss Kate's one night stand with Tig...Show More
#WIFEY

37:33 | Jun 23rd, 2015

Jackie talks getting wifed with her one rational married friend Heidi and gives listeners a game plan on securing a rock (no side baguettes). Jackie also sheds light on possible lesbianism, ultimatums and racial identity because she's just that fucki...Show More
Girl Interrupted with Brooks Wheelan

34:54 | Jun 16th, 2015

Jackie desperately struggles to connect with comedian and SNL alum Brooks Wheelan in this slightly awkward podcast where he calls her out on her mental stability and basically everything she says. Jackie updates listeners on new developments from her...Show More
Death, Denial and Double Taps with Jen Kirkman

53:38 | Jun 9th, 2015

Jackie consults comedian Jen Kirkman on dying alone, possessed children and other pressing feminist issues. Jackie also delights listeners with her recent predicament after being caught Instagram stalking an ex boyfriend.
No New Friends with Heather McDonald

30:57 | May 26th, 2015

Jackie sits down with her former employer and funny bitch Heather McDonald. They discuss strategies to get cast on The Real Housewives, become part of Taylor Swifts girl posse and the struggles of abstinence. Jackie also tasks Heather with delivering...Show More
Bad Blood

21:11 | May 19th, 2015

Jackie goes on another mentally compromising journey into the depths of Las Vegas with Xanax in tow. She turns up in da club, drinks gross vodka cranberries and even gets stuck in Taylor Swift’s bathroom after a small toilet malfunction.
Coco Schimmel with Eric Himel

30:43 | May 12th, 2015

Jackie and celebrity stylist Eric Himel break down the importance of personal style, human anatomy, and confront Kylie Jenner on her recent slandering of Jackie's not-so-good name.
Crazy, Not Sexy, Cool

39:56 | May 5th, 2015

Jackie, her Mom and Aunt talk about the pros and cons of playing the "cool girl". They also discuss boobs, embarrassing college experiences and other white girl problems.
Turtle Time with Amy Phillips

34:19 | Apr 28th, 2015

Jackie recoups from Coachella with comedian Amy Phillips. Together they analyze Jackie's anger towards Gwyneth Paltrow, unsolicited dick pics and all things reality television. Complete with interventions, digestive updates and what your Instagram fi...Show More
Cinderchella

22:20 | Apr 21st, 2015

Jackie faces her biggest fear of crowds, polyester crop tops and drinking alcohol out of plastic drink ware at her first music festival in this intimate and mentally unstable audio diary. Will Cinderchella have a fairytale ending or end up in an asyl...Show More
The Young and the Reckless

31:41 | Apr 14th, 2015

Jackie and childhood BFF Briana take this podcast down memory lane as they reminisce on their awkward stages, ex boyfriends and drunken college mishaps. They also discuss Jackie's deep rooted Coachella anxieties, floral head wreaths and all.
The Other Sister

29:50 | Apr 7th, 2015

Jackie and her sister from the same mister discuss celeb ties, life plagues, and why the Easter bunny is probably on Megan's Law.
Real Bitches of Beverly Hills with Lucas Cruikshank and Matt Fawcus

34:09 | Mar 31st, 2015

Jackie sips rosé with Lucas Cruikshank and Matt Fawcus as they passionately recap this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Life isn't all diamonds and rosé, but this podcast sure is.
Pretty Hurts

29:39 | Mar 24th, 2015

Jackie, her unfiltered cousin Joanna and her hot mess Grandma Gloria bitch it out over all things fashion, style and general promiscuity.
Celtic Woman

30:06 | Mar 17th, 2015

Happy St. Patrick's Day, bitches! Jackie and her Celtic bestie get into the holiday spirit by downing Guinness and talking all things Irish.
Have Fun in Iowa

29:28 | Mar 12th, 2015

Jackie psycho-analyzes 'The Bachelor' final rose ceremony in this exclusive, 2 day late recap with fellow Bachelor superfan and practical stranger Lauren.
Conditional Love

39:09 | Mar 10th, 2015

Jackie drags her pear shaped boyfriend Andrew into a one-sided discussion on life, love and the harsh realities of commitment.
The Mo The Merrier

30:57 | Feb 24th, 2015

Jackie and her gusband (gay husband) Max discuss everything you wanted to know about the relationship between a bitch and her 'mo.
All About That Basic

41:00 | Feb 17th, 2015

Jackie learns the hard way that she is indeed a "basic" bitch - yoga pants, Mayfair filter and all.
50 Shades of Cray

34:13 | Feb 10th, 2015

Jackie sits down with the woman that shaped her into the bitch she is today - her mother!