The Bitch Bible Podcast
1) No Curation
Jackie has been struck by divine inspiration for her backyard renovation and talks about her grand welcome to the stone yard, Clyde’s night in Abu Ghraib, and wiping away tears of laughter to be a Goo...Show More
2) Linear Lantern Energy
Jackie continues to persevere through facial paralysis to bring you a recap of the Grammys and Clyde’s visit to urgent care, while also taking a moment to rip linear lantern light fixtures to shreds. ...Show More
3) Mommy's a Bitch!
Jackie is back from the clinic with 110 units of youthful rejuvenation and fighting through facial paralysis to discuss Emily Maynard’s baby, Taylor Swift’s text messages to Blake Lively, and makes a ...Show More
4) Bitch Bible Classics: Isn't She Lovely!
Jackie desperately tries to eradicate her previously questionable behavior by giving the world a wholesome (not really), informative (kinda) and intellectual (hard no) update on pop culture, mental he...Show More
5) lol sorry
Jackie exposes her plastic surgery journey in the most embarrassing way possible, dissects the “2016” trend and reminisces and details her most recent altercations! Thanks for supporting my sponsors:...Show More
6) Name the Puppy
Jackie is sticking with her New Years resolution and sets the financial record straight, does a deep dive into Ashley Tisdale’s toxic mom group, and explains why you shouldn’t trust people with fake p...Show More
7) Perfectly Puffy
Jackie is back and resolves to be bitchier than ever in 2026, laments the derth of proper entertainment, and recaps her first holiday off in years that includes power outages, flooding pools, rodents,...Show More
8) Bitch Bible Holiday Classics: New Year, Same Bitch
Jackie greets 2019 with the same morally flexibility of years prior. She breaks down the post holiday blues, her friendship with Taylor Swift, the Golden Globes and why sending 160,000 text messages t...Show More
9) Bitch Bible Holiday Classics: Hoe Hoe Hoe with Heather McMahan
Jackie chats with good friend Heather McMahan to purge their souls pre-Holiday festivities and find eternal optimism in unlikely places. Thanks for supporting my sponsors: Honeylove: Get 20% off at...Show More
10) Bitch Bible Classics: The B*tch That Stole Christmas
Jackie celebrates Chrismukkah early by spreading joy (not) on all things festive and annoying. From targeting innocent civilians, berating Bachelor contestants and expressing distaste for the holidays...Show More