The Unwritable Rant Podcast
1) Ep 263 - Dressing room dry humps, mounting a work of art, and glorious expectations
Juliette considers the size of her liver, meets a work of art, holds a bear hostage, makes out in a state of grace, waits out a relationship, chooses her own call girl adventure, sits in her own night...Show More
Ep 263 - Dressing room dry humps, mounting a work of art, and glorious expectations
20:29 | Apr 30th, 2023
2) Ep 262 - Ungood voodoo, bond bills, and a golf cart decked out with a disco ball
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette debates voodoo, takes a shine to slots, leaves a trail of bloody footprints, loathes a pedestrian mall, contemplates bribery, refuses to reschedul...Show More
Ep 262 - Ungood voodoo, bond bills, and a golf cart decked out with a disco ball
31:56 | Aug 5th, 2022
3) Ep 261 - Cremation candidates, a taco made of toes, and the right side of wrong
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette spins a moral judgement, feels the icy side eye of Hemingway, calls out inappropriate coffee and Kafka, stops flushing drugs, appreciates the anno...Show More
Ep 261 - Cremation candidates, a taco made of toes, and the right side of wrong
26:19 | Apr 30th, 2022
4) Ep 260 - Broken heart cures, forgivable felonies, and little bits of wonder
In this bourbon-soaked story, Juliette comforts Honey, her New Orleans Crazytown counterpart, enjoys a Louisiana lunch, crosses a courtyard, discovers a belfry, risks a felony, underestimates the impo...Show More
Ep 260 - Broken heart cures, forgivable felonies, and little bits of wonder
25:32 | Jan 16th, 2022
5) Ep 259 - Synthetic pee, duct tape barstools & a new season announcement
Juliette returns with a new season announcement, considers the world's weirdest speedball, and revisits her favorite Christmas story, because nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a lap dance. All new b...Show More
6) Ep 258 - A life reboot, caravan of amateurs, and two rock ’n’ roll relationships
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette refuses to trust a Mississippi disaster, dodges a blade, takes to the road with the Alley Cats, rides in full of glory, makes desperate calls, rai...Show More
Ep 258 - A life reboot, caravan of amateurs, and two rock ’n’ roll relationships
29:34 | Jun 13th, 2021
7) Ep 257 Pagan mumbo jumbo, bad elements, and a questionable figure
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette encounters a dirty thug in a pink shell, questions a midsummer argument, runs hot with Daisy, visits dead land, hunts down boys and ghosts, flees ...Show More
8) Ep 256 - The greatest spirit animal ever, harbingers of doom, and outlaw ethics
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette meets spirit animal Edmund, questions wonky streets, is unwelcome at a crawfish boil, dodges carcasses, appreciates a scoundrel, follows the road ...Show More
Ep 256 - The greatest spirit animal ever, harbingers of doom, and outlaw ethics
22:42 | Apr 25th, 2021
9) Ep 255 - Secret menus, the risks of easy money, and the end of Crazytown
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette picks up where a Crazytown night left off, admits to being a terrible stripper, establishes rabbit hole rules, descends into friendship hell, chec...Show More
10) Ep 254 - Unsolicited material, a blazing ball of perceived genius, and crushing dreams
On this shot of bourbon-soaked storytelling, Juliette introduces the worst musician in Los Angeles, reluctantly takes the bait, adds a phrase to her vocab sheet, offers boundless support, revises a bi...Show More